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  • @davidhammers9708
    @davidhammers9708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +718

    After one coma the second one should be a breeze, hope Mark Porch pulls through

    • @bionicpotato
      @bionicpotato 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      The rest will do him good.

    • @Hoss_Delgado977
      @Hoss_Delgado977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Mark Poach is a warrior. With the power of Tim and god combined with that rascals inner strength we can rest easy knowing he will pull through.

    • @callum6224
      @callum6224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He has more impressions to show!! Pull through mark we believe in you and you’re in our prayers

    • @Valspartame_Maelstrom
      @Valspartame_Maelstrom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like u even care about mark shut up idiot

    • @kevinnashiscool1
      @kevinnashiscool1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Now he’s just doing it for the attention.

  • @sams7068
    @sams7068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    I love the revelation that the reason Tim's gun discharged was "my hand somehow got down here," so in other words he reached down and pulled the trigger while cleaning his loaded gun

  • @rickypatrickdreams8989
    @rickypatrickdreams8989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +647

    I think Toni is the Woman Tim needs. She's smart and supportive, and she has a house.

    • @Migl0
      @Migl0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Toni ❤️🌹

    • @ImageLimestone
      @ImageLimestone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Easy on the eyes too

    • @WingZeroSymphonics
      @WingZeroSymphonics 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wow thats so sweet of her to offer. And if it wasn’t for Toni!? Is the new word out on the street about Tim. He’s a changed man. The Delgados couldn’t stop him. Money Zap cant stop him. Rafael Torres cant stop him. All that season 10 nonsense is in the past. Things are looking up for On Cinema. Also, once last thing: can we get some new movie reviews going?!

    • @bcc5701
      @bcc5701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@WingZeroSymphonics Mr Money Joe Esteves couldn’t stop Tim either!

    • @WingZeroSymphonics
      @WingZeroSymphonics 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bcc5701 thats right! And I see the way he looks at Toni…Tim gotta pull him aside and handle that…

  • @johndavies2285
    @johndavies2285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    When Tim decided not to load the shotgun shell back in the gun it really drove home his message about gun safety.

    • @BoycottChinaa
      @BoycottChinaa ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Was this before or after Alec Baldwin slapped leather ?

    • @kf7721
      @kf7721 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You can just the that anywhere

    • @Elcore
      @Elcore 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Reminds me of a very similar scenario in a true popcorn classic, Herbie: Fully Loaded (101 minutes) starring a young up-and-coming Michael Keaton, who went on to feature in many of the Batman movies.

    • @non_brewed_condiment
      @non_brewed_condiment 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Elcore excellent point

  • @freem8son86
    @freem8son86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    Gregg has more of Mark's blood on his hands than Tim has ever had. The LAPD should put this buff in cuffs. #CufftheBuff

    • @h88mym8
      @h88mym8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Cuff the buff!

    • @swans184
      @swans184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Free M8son don’t look up that hashtag

    • @tincanstantheman
      @tincanstantheman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What a great comment!

    • @iAmNovaFilms
      @iAmNovaFilms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Buff in the cuff!

    • @briankoontz1
      @briankoontz1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @aaronsdavis Then Tim can remove his bandage, scratch the wound, and blood bond with Gregg. They will become closer than ever.

  • @FactoryOne
    @FactoryOne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    “Just put the gun away so we can talk about movies, without fear.”

    • @0mnicide
      @0mnicide 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Tim is holding Gregg hostage. Gregg is wearing a Jack Reacher hat and any self respecting OnCinema-Head knows that Gregg hates that movie.
      I’ve told Gregg to eat popcorn if he’s being held against his will and he ate some popcorn, so Tim is guilty.

    • @ThePurvenator
      @ThePurvenator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Apotheosis #OnCinemaGate

    • @zacclark9136
      @zacclark9136 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@0mnicide I think it's the same hat he gave Tim as a gift previously, that Tim so callously threw to the floor lol

    • @SammyChabert
      @SammyChabert ปีที่แล้ว

      He said "without fear of getting shot"

  • @granthamilton5616
    @granthamilton5616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    Toni's reaction to seeing the shell in the gun was legitimately horrifying, she's been a fantastic addition to On Cinema.
    If Tim ends up manslaughtering her I will be very sad!

    • @-..-_-..-
      @-..-_-..- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I've always thought she was going to embezzle money from HEI because it seemed like that was what she was doing in Mister America with all the stuff he gave her money to do that just never arrived, like the hats (which *could* be an honest mistake) or the advertisement (which *could* be an honest mistake, etc, etc

    • @granthamilton5616
      @granthamilton5616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@-..-_-..- I thought so too, but it seems like she actually likes Tim (at least enough to bring him into her home!) It could be that she really is a high functioning psychopath, unlike Tim, who is just a low functioning psychopath.

    • @granthamilton5616
      @granthamilton5616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      These questions plus the actress's performance are why I hope she can at least stick around long enough to explore what the hell her deal is

    • @-..-_-..-
      @-..-_-..- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@granthamilton5616 yeah I've been coming to think more and more that she's legit

    • @charlieh3510
      @charlieh3510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I can't wait for the oscer murder special

  • @AngeloXification
    @AngeloXification 4 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    The way he handles that gun makes you feel like you're in the room with them. I blocked several times.

    • @the0point
      @the0point 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      He knows what he's doing.

    • @Frogfish999
      @Frogfish999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      You must have a lot of secret pent up guilt then to think that a righteous protector like Tim would shoot at you.

    • @martinprince7773
      @martinprince7773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol I was too!

    • @buzinaocara
      @buzinaocara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Clearly never watched Decker. Tim knoes this stuff front right and backwards.

    • @herbertcumberbatch7323
      @herbertcumberbatch7323 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tf is blocking going to do with a shotgun pointed at you? 😂

  • @jaysherman724
    @jaysherman724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    It’s funny how, for all Tim’s sociopathy, and for how Tim himself has abused Mark, Tim the only one who shows the slightest concern for Mark getting beaten into a coma

    • @williammanning5066
      @williammanning5066 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      This whole show is just a Greek tragedy about Mark.

    • @isaacberger6721
      @isaacberger6721 ปีที่แล้ว

      Does that mean Mark is going to end up banging Mama Proksch?

    • @GyroZeppel
      @GyroZeppel 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      If you watch the Oscar specials where Mark was oxygen deprived from the dive suit and then turned into a golden life sized Oscar the next special, Gregg shows absolutely zero concern and is actually annoyed that Mark’s medical emergency is detracting from his vision of the special lol

    • @Dav-lc8sc
      @Dav-lc8sc 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Plus the only one who showed concern for Mark when Gregg used him as the living Oscar 😂

  • @Etcher
    @Etcher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    I give Tim's failed suicide attempt 3 bags of popcorn and two band-aids. I thought it was all very sad and even though I'm a Gregghead through and through I really hope Tim finds the happiness with Toni that he is so desperately seeking through DKR and all of his other failed initiatives.

    • @sandp6900
      @sandp6900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Etcher a failed suicide attempt where he “accidentally” shoots Toni you mean

    • @trailersic
      @trailersic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Exactly it was a total accident, there is no reason he would want to comt suicide, he has his business, his friends who respect him and he's just married his true love, there's no reason and frankly anything said to the contrary is slander or I guess libel.

    • @joshuagoff7878
      @joshuagoff7878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@trailersic and how many bags of popcorn and such?

    • @trailersic
      @trailersic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@joshuagoff7878 Zero bags of popcorn and a lawyer, because they'll need one for slanderinging Tim's good name

    • @Etcher
      @Etcher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@whatsacone You are absolutely correct. People don't commit suicide after marrying their true love. However, they may decide to clean their Remington Model 870 pump-action shotgun the evening after they realise that their marriage is in fact a sham, predicated on the promise that their new wife will use her own funds to help alleviate the husband's debt if only he chooses to marry her willingly. Look people, this is a side show - a distraction. The real question we should be asking ourselves is when will the VFA be shipping the remaining A Star is Born movie packs? I'm into my third week here and still no sign.

  • @tedheld9160
    @tedheld9160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +839

    When you got marriages with Tim Heidecker in them you can't lose!

    • @jansenart0
      @jansenart0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      FOR ANYONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW: Toni was the juror who hung the jury at Tim's trial.

    • @jaynahowey2323
      @jaynahowey2323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This genuinely made me laugh. Good job!

    • @dreaminginnoother
      @dreaminginnoother 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      marriages "*like*" Tim Heidecker in them

    • @stevefrenchize
      @stevefrenchize 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jansenart0 Fo real!?

    • @gg3675
      @gg3675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      this is marriage 4 i think

  • @BradenBarrentine
    @BradenBarrentine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    That "On Cinema On Safety" transition is incredible.

    • @brentb5303
      @brentb5303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Totally pumps you up for safety... or a wrestling match.

    • @JopeValverde
      @JopeValverde 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Right! I was watching this episode while cleaning my personal gun and because of that now i'm single again.

    • @nervesinapattern7261
      @nervesinapattern7261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The music makes me want to bare arms and defend my rights

    • @KuroiNaito2007
      @KuroiNaito2007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nervesinapattern7261 I think you mean "*bear* arms", but if you were inspired by this to wrestle as some have suggested, that could make sense also!

    • @squidincsquid
      @squidincsquid 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love it.

  • @BoxcarJay123
    @BoxcarJay123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    Please God take care of our angel Mark Porch.

    • @ThePurvenator
      @ThePurvenator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      BoxcarJay123 God loves the arts! Maek WILL be saved !! !’n

  • @hambonefakenamington2576
    @hambonefakenamington2576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    Congrats Tim and Toni!
    I have a good feeling about this one, guys!

    • @ripdrsan6112
      @ripdrsan6112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I'm sure the great doctor is looking down on this moment and smiling! True love is real!

    • @jansenart0
      @jansenart0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      FOR ANYONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW: Toni was the juror who hung the jury at Tim's trial.

    • @TrenchMan93
      @TrenchMan93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hambone Fakenamington he’s probably gonna kill her next year

    • @TrenchMan93
      @TrenchMan93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jansen Art proof tim needs jail

    • @woestijnjongen
      @woestijnjongen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      three time's the charm!

  • @jansenart0
    @jansenart0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    FOR ANYONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW: Toni was the juror who hung the jury at Tim's trial.
    EDIT: What I don't know is what happened 23 Nov 2018.

  • @pentalway
    @pentalway 4 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    "Nobody's ever died reviewing movies"
    There's always a first for everything, Greg.

    • @markjankowski5242
      @markjankowski5242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Siskel and Ebert?

    • @caberToo
      @caberToo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake.

    • @Justlarm
      @Justlarm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      mark has come very close

    • @herbertcumberbatch7323
      @herbertcumberbatch7323 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@markjankowski5242 Ebert's still alive, wise ass.

    • @Hoss_Delgado977
      @Hoss_Delgado977 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      John Stolback Uhhh no... he died in 2013?

  • @kristenb7967
    @kristenb7967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    "Like in The Crow with Brandon Lee."

    • @Retrohhhh
      @Retrohhhh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      (Runtime: 102 minutes)

    • @miaouew
      @miaouew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol.

    • @perkisize
      @perkisize 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Expert knowledge

    • @lizarinorv2826
      @lizarinorv2826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      would've been a nice homage

    • @user-fw8wt4qo3o
      @user-fw8wt4qo3o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Goddamn I was looking for this comment thank you!

  • @Football__Junkie
    @Football__Junkie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    This week: Tim tries to kill himself with a shotgun. Tim gets married. Mark goes to jail. Mark gets brutally beaten in his jail cell to go into a coma... and more. All On Cinema at the Cinema

  • @MrAnakin8888
    @MrAnakin8888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    As a Toni-head, I really hope Tim takes his own On Safety advice about how to handle weapons and takes care of himself and his new wife Toni. I see a long and happy relationship for both of them!

    • @gtwrmw1978
      @gtwrmw1978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      His accident was clearly a 1 in 1,000,000 occurrence. Just watching him handle that shotgun, you can tell he is a firearms safety expert. After this valuable demonstration, I hope Toni can relax and feel at ease with Tim's weapons collection in her home now.

    • @KuroiNaito2007
      @KuroiNaito2007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh no - is being a "Toni-head" going to become a thing now?...We should resist the temptation to become divided, methinks.

    • @martinprince7773
      @martinprince7773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      R. If anyone is qualified to handle a firearm it is Decker 😎 Tim HeiDecker

    • @panchoverde5078
      @panchoverde5078 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm more of a Toni-freak, myself

  • @puertoriconnect4611
    @puertoriconnect4611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    “When you got movies like Tom Cruise in them” gets me everytime.

  • @steveyuhas9278
    @steveyuhas9278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    11-23-2018. Lol. I'm gonna call it here, Tim's new wife is going to "accidently" die suddenly and Tim is going to collect the life insurance payout.

    • @BrandonSmith-yu5rv
      @BrandonSmith-yu5rv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Steve Yuhas and why do I have a feeling that all of Tim’s debt has been transferred into her name as well?

    • @jesselipshie6718
      @jesselipshie6718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Bruh they JUST got married, and you’re thinking of DEATH? Wow dude way to look at the positive

    • @BrandonSmith-yu5rv
      @BrandonSmith-yu5rv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Jesse Lipshie everyone knows Ayaka still holds the keys to Tim’s heart.

    • @colbyelisabeth
      @colbyelisabeth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So I like this idea but I'm feeling it more for Mark, like I can see Tim killing Mark more than Toni

    • @SquashMVP
      @SquashMVP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice insight. Might be how we get the next season of Decker

  • @FEScarf
    @FEScarf ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Tim's neck injury here is a subtle tip of the hat to Gregg's complete inability to move his neck which is a detail only true oncinema freaks would get

  • @Colin-
    @Colin- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Something fishy about the firearm "accidentally" going off. I have a feeling Money Zap has something to do with this....

    • @johnrankin7135
      @johnrankin7135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      China connection

    • @sams7068
      @sams7068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "AND MY HAND SOMEHOW GOT DOWN HERE"

    • @ihatenwo
      @ihatenwo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sams7068 well it is Axium's hand so ,,,

  • @bartholomewesperanza3442
    @bartholomewesperanza3442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    “So you can just throw that anywhere”

    • @hyun1141
      @hyun1141 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      That's how you do it

    • @hankochai
      @hankochai 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Safety first

  • @brentb5303
    @brentb5303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    "Like in the crow with Brandon Lee" way to keep it on cinema Gregg!

  • @mountainman553
    @mountainman553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    T-t-t-Toni and Tim.. Wonder if they're going to have a totally awesome vacation.

    • @GreatDayDnB
      @GreatDayDnB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Single greatest callback of this year!

    • @AbduCola
      @AbduCola 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Holy shit! What a throwback!

    • @calebhorton4701
      @calebhorton4701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It’s a rough cut so it’s not even done yet.

    • @thesolidsalamander6527
      @thesolidsalamander6527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Took a lot o’ guts...

    • @theohdear9293
      @theohdear9293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      NO RUM

  • @canadude6401
    @canadude6401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Must be true love, because Tim is broke af. Toni, I hope you had him sign a pre-nup and please prepare your will. You're gonna need it because people drop like flies in Tim's company.

    • @SReis93
      @SReis93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      This is Gregghead propaganda.

    • @jansenart0
      @jansenart0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      FOR ANYONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW: Toni was the juror who hung the jury at Tim's trial.

    • @alexis_electronic
      @alexis_electronic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      sociopaths attract

    • @GoldLBS
      @GoldLBS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jansenart0 seriously?

    • @BlastinRope
      @BlastinRope 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hey there greg, thought you learned the follies of libel, slander and lying under oath the last time you were in court, no worries though, some people are slow

  • @jonahcsiki5339
    @jonahcsiki5339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I love that ever since Mark's original coma, Tim has been mildly concerned with him and his wellbeing

    • @refoliation
      @refoliation ปีที่แล้ว

      He needs him as a witness to build his fraud case against Gregg.

  • @milspecrider
    @milspecrider 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I’m a popcorn head, and I tell you now, I could hear it. But didn’t mind.

  • @mael18
    @mael18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Right at the moment I thought love was impossible, you bring me back in with that great display of affection Tim and Toni. To 50 years of happy marriage

  • @fitzyboy1390
    @fitzyboy1390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Such a beautiful prayer at the end. Tim has come such a long way and has become such a wonderful and spiritual man. May god bless you and Toni's marriage

    • @mattbaker7305
      @mattbaker7305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Reminds me back when he was active on Values.com

  • @pirateking888
    @pirateking888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "Oh my god, Tim, you said you de-shelled it!"
    LIKE IT'S A LOBSTER

  • @Gys1231
    @Gys1231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    l’ve watched season 1-11 of on cinema, including the oscar specials, back to back while recovering from a brain tumah/blood cloth surgery and all I can say is: Wow, what a ride. This show is easily a five bagger for me. I’ll also add 2 public domain VHS tapes to that. God bless Tim and his beautiful and smart wife. Best wishes to Mark. I’d love to see him return in the next season with some of those spot on imitations

  • @johnulcer
    @johnulcer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    "It's not about the movies" - Gregg Turkington, 2019

    • @the0point
      @the0point 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ouch, slight slip up.

    • @Choppalove
      @Choppalove 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Gregg showing his true colors at last.
      The whole Victorville film archives are nothing but a fake money-grabbing bootleg operation and a lie.

    • @jacoba4230
      @jacoba4230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What a dummy he is

    • @BAGAKOOS
      @BAGAKOOS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      that sentence was taken out of context. Timheads are pathetic...

    • @squidincsquid
      @squidincsquid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Greggheads know you're a Timhead just trying to smear his good name!

  • @tmseh
    @tmseh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Did they really just cgi Tim sitting down in the intro?

    • @jasonluckey2214
      @jasonluckey2214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      tecums3h I’m pretty sure al the intros are recorded live. The production on this show is top notch!

    • @dimitreze
      @dimitreze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      what CGI
      that was a legit sitting

    • @tmseh
      @tmseh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dimitreze Sittinggate! Fake News!

    • @natecrowder4884
      @natecrowder4884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Let’s hit the... ssseeeeeaaaaats.

    • @Top10WizardReviews
      @Top10WizardReviews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Movie magic!

  • @steviebrule
    @steviebrule 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    I give this marriage until Season 12 Episode 2

    • @vicmikey
      @vicmikey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      She'll be gone by the end of the Oscar Special

    • @swans184
      @swans184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And 4 bags of popcorn

    • @mhinkle82
      @mhinkle82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      So negative. Some people just can't be happy for others.

    • @HomelessWonder91
      @HomelessWonder91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Spot on speculation only a true buff can provide.

  • @kevinnashiscool1
    @kevinnashiscool1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Toni Newman: The First Lady of “On Cinema.”

    • @AlexVanDover
      @AlexVanDover 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Does Ayaka mean nothing to you?

    • @mrwassef
      @mrwassef 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Technically the Third Lady

    • @kevinnashiscool1
      @kevinnashiscool1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alex VanDover she had her chance, it’s Toni time now.

  • @TTHStuff
    @TTHStuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    The ceiling almost became a Timhead

  • @natecrowder4884
    @natecrowder4884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    God, the way he handled that gun was the definition of uncomfortable.

    • @yellowblanka6058
      @yellowblanka6058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah, as somebody who used guns growing up with a father that stressed gun safety this made me extremely uncomfortable, lol.

    • @StarscreamsGirl
      @StarscreamsGirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      this is why it is so important for tim to demonstrate as he did, the incorrect way to handle guns, so as to make the public more aware and ocmcortable with seeing the wrong way to handle a gun

    • @natecrowder4884
      @natecrowder4884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      bingo night in hell When you put it that way, I’m grateful for his expertise. I’m much more ocmcortable now.

    • @chandlerrodgers5415
      @chandlerrodgers5415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      bingo night in hell I was out of my ocmcort zone for sure right then.

  • @DoomKid
    @DoomKid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    7:30 Tim saying "that doesn't make sense" is one of the few times he's being rational and Gregg is talking nonsense, lmfao

  • @caiopatric
    @caiopatric 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    11:41 tim almost breaking

  • @adaephon412
    @adaephon412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    It's good to see Greg back on On Cinema. I remember him from a previous episode and he was good then too. Hope to see him back next season!

    • @aakkoin
      @aakkoin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Gregg is a good guest

    • @martinprince7773
      @martinprince7773 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m not sure but I think he was on more than twice, but it’s hard to keep up with how many different guests this show has!

    • @adaephon412
      @adaephon412 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@martinprince7773 If only there was some way to look up this information!

  • @TheBenjaman
    @TheBenjaman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    6:10 Greg's movie expertise never fails to amaze

    • @alemwoldeyes
      @alemwoldeyes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Like on the Crow with Brandon Lee

  • @kelleybostian9462
    @kelleybostian9462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "Nobody ever got killed reviewing movies"
    Okay Gregg, say that to Marc.

    • @Ericthereddy1
      @Ericthereddy1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mark has been confirmed to be alive.

    • @kelleybostian9462
      @kelleybostian9462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Ericthereddy1 That's a deep state rumor -- a total sham.

    • @curtis3524
      @curtis3524 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ericthereddy1 Mark is indeed no longer alive.

  • @codyknoxable
    @codyknoxable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I really appreciate how Toni is there to help keep Greg in line. Congratulations you two!!!

  • @goodolarchie
    @goodolarchie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    OMG the gun safety section has me in stitches. "It might be further up"
    *eyes down the sight* "It's a little.. hard to tell."

  • @np2118
    @np2118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Tim was staring down the BUSINESS end of the shotgun. Truly a man of consistency. Looking forward to hear more effective management tips

  • @realfoodcures
    @realfoodcures 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I could so hear Gregg eating popcorn. Very rude!

    • @horatioguevara7597
      @horatioguevara7597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dr I think I have a serious haemorrhoid issue, what should I do?

    • @BAGAKOOS
      @BAGAKOOS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No one cares! you are probably another "Quack" doctor, just like doctor SAN!!!!

  • @alk3270
    @alk3270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I never thought I'd say this, but damn... I want Gregg Turkington's hair

    • @MikeyDAngelo
      @MikeyDAngelo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      it's a shame he's always hiding it under those stupid hats!

  • @tylerburnett_
    @tylerburnett_ 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love how Tim clarifies you can just throw the new shotgun shell anywhere

    • @LevPolyakov
      @LevPolyakov 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Brown 1: Just toss it on the floor...

  • @AngeloXification
    @AngeloXification 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I love how Tim tries to phrase things

  • @thomastuthill5276
    @thomastuthill5276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I was an Ayaka-head, a Dr. san-Head and now I have evolved into a Toni-head. The chemistry between Toni & Tim is undeniable. Do you guys think Gregg could play keyboards in Dekkar ?

  • @TheWingless
    @TheWingless 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    So to recap:
    -Got a foreign woman pregnant and killed their son through tacit neglect
    -Got his bandmember's sister pregnant (status of child unknown!)
    -Got married to Toni over the weekend.

    • @DyLeN17
      @DyLeN17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Julianna has already aborted.

    • @jackrutledgegoembel5896
      @jackrutledgegoembel5896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I believe he also already had an unseen wife during the Ayaka ark (who he broke up with due to his relationship with Ayaka), AND another ex-wife before that one (who was mentioned once we know nothing about)

    • @qwerty52676
      @qwerty52676 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He thanked axiom's sister for getting it "taken care of"

  • @patrick735
    @patrick735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Holy Christ I laughed so hard at Mark getting beaten into a coma in a jail cell by drug addicts.

    • @nunyabidniss1225
      @nunyabidniss1225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      To be honest he kinda had it coming for a while now.

  • @TheGusBus1989
    @TheGusBus1989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “So you can just throw that anywhere”
    Tosses shotgun shell on the floor

    • @LevPolyakov
      @LevPolyakov 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is compatible with Brown's "Just toss it on the floor"

  • @gtwrmw1978
    @gtwrmw1978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    In many states, seeing "Charlie's Angels" together constitutes a common law marriage.

  • @ferbeybill
    @ferbeybill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "...for keeping the bullet out of my chin and my skull.."

  • @MrDiscowizard
    @MrDiscowizard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    HE DID IT. HE REALLY TRIED TO KILL HIMSELF.

  • @RHCPpleasestandup
    @RHCPpleasestandup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Finally Gregg "It's Not About the Movies" Turkington is exposed for what he really is!

    • @JamesGalloway27
      @JamesGalloway27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yeah that was fucked up. the only thing that could have made it worse would have been if he used the n-word

    • @lampini
      @lampini 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes completely detached himself from reality and all he cares about now are movies. His friend mark was beaten up and put in a coma and all he cares about are public domain intellectual properties. Gregg needs a reality check

    • @lampini
      @lampini 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      DCM88 mind explaining to me why Gregg was more interested in proving to the cops that a star is born rather than marks condition? And why Tim was clearly the more concerned out of the two? So concerned he prayed for him? Yeah didn’t think so.

    • @kevinnashiscool1
      @kevinnashiscool1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      James Galloway behind the scenes gregg casually says “no more movies” all the time.

  • @colbyelisabeth
    @colbyelisabeth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "no one ever died reviewing movies"
    7th Oscar special: *happens*

  • @woestijnjongen
    @woestijnjongen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    whenever Gregg starts the episode with a facepalm you know it's going to be a doozy

  • @DownhillMedia
    @DownhillMedia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This reminds me of a classic film referenced in Decker: Port of Call: Hawaii, a VHS copy of "Bye Bye Love" starring Paul Reiser. It may be unintentional foreshadowing for Tim's real life, considering the film is about divorce. Talk about irony! Tim should watch it to prepare himself for his future without Toni!

  • @paolita9618
    @paolita9618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The fact that Tim was moments away from shooting himself AGAIN

    • @tzazella751
      @tzazella751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      seriously. and just after toni found him in the blood

  • @supasnake8138
    @supasnake8138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    WOW! I see many years of blessings for Tim and Toni! Maybe there might be a Tom Cruise Jr II soon?!?!? RIP Tom Cruise Jr You were taken too soon!

  • @martinprince7773
    @martinprince7773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I wonder how many people will actually tweet the LAPD 😂

  • @kylepeterson5377
    @kylepeterson5377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Happy for Tim. The Ice Queen, Ayaka put him through Hell. Glad he found love.

    • @nunyabidniss1225
      @nunyabidniss1225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      how dare you. Her review of the One Direction movie changed my life.

  • @justinb2824
    @justinb2824 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love Gregg's character. He's nearly sociopathic. He cares for nothing except films. He's more single minded than The Terminator.

  • @FacundoTroitero
    @FacundoTroitero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    3:20 for all greggheads out there

  • @zelqam7305
    @zelqam7305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Gregg Turkington is seriously a great straight-man actor who gives a genius performance in this episode. His straight performance, where just a look can induce deep, heavy laughter, where his just looking sideways at Tim, impatient with Tim's foolishness, was at a level of impact equal to Oliver Hardy, the best ever expert of inducing roars of laughter with just a look on his face, but in Gregg's own subtle, understated style. Gregg with his fingers over his eye is a far funnier image of a sigh of exasperation than the common meme of Captain Picard with his hand over his eyes and similar images. Gregg's performances of subtlety, understatement, and nuance, not just in his hilarious looks on his face and ways of sitting there enduring Tim, but in his perfect replication of a serious need talking himself into trouble by being overly-stubborn on an argument of technical logic at odds with legality, makes him the undisputed star of this show, from its start until today, in every episode and special, and without a doubt into the future as long as the show persists. ~ Toni Newman also gave a brilliant performance, acting and reacting 100% believably and genuinely, as if not acting at all. Her performance could be from a camera hidden in a non-actor's home, not knowing they're being filmed. So to act 100% believably, not at all obviously acting when watched, is a truly great talent, which few actors ever achieve. So she has a great performance here too in this episode! ~ I honestly think some are ensnared in the cult of Tim Nagrume Heidecker, and that's why anyone says anything positive at all about him. Tim works to build a cult just like that of his own personal idol and mentor, donald trump. Free yourself from Timism. Just because someone desperately thrusts himself out there trying to get attention and adoration doesn't mean we have to give those to him. Don't be ashamed, just get help. I'm here for you, and so are many others. Freedom is already there in your own mind, just waiting to be found.

  • @connoroverall580
    @connoroverall580 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Gregg's reference to Brandon Lee was appropriate, given the issue of gun safety on screen....and in our daily lives....

  • @ripdrsan6112
    @ripdrsan6112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Toni and Gregg need to lay off Tim about his gun handling! He has shown time and time again on Decker that he knows what he's doing. What happened Sunday night was an accident that will never happen again, and maybe anyone that doubts him will experience an "accident" themselves! Ha!

    • @ripdrsan6112
      @ripdrsan6112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Joey America Clearly you haven't read up on the China connection. Do your research before slandering a great man like Tim. Yea Delgado is rotting in the underworld, but the great Luther San would never hurt a fly!

    • @yellowblanka6058
      @yellowblanka6058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol, this video is pretty much a crash course on how NOT to EVER handle a firearm (*I know you're playing into the whole On Cinema universe, just wanted to interject a real comment*)

  • @bobbcobb8925
    @bobbcobb8925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    At least Gregg salvaged the Jack Reacher hat that he lovingly gave to Tim ,who tossed it away like a monster right in front of Gregg !

  • @ComikkiLL
    @ComikkiLL ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "When you got movies like Tom Cruise in them." ... I replayed the beginning like 5 times to make sure I heard that right lol.

  • @RC-hv1yx
    @RC-hv1yx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “Nobody ever got killed reviewing movies.”
    -Greg Turkington
    Wow, as a long time Gregghead, (way before Antman, I’m OG okay?) he never ceases to amaze me with his knowledge and wisdom. A true renaissance man of our generation.

  • @tnlone
    @tnlone 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Whenever Tim says “can we…” he means, “can YOU…”

  • @Gimpyjoe
    @Gimpyjoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That entire gun segment gave me mild panic attacks.

  • @depressedtv
    @depressedtv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    On Cinema should look into doing wedding videography and photography. It was a beautiful and touching marriage montage at the end. It was perfect!

  • @OkieAllDay
    @OkieAllDay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Just like Dr. San before her, she has Tim wrapped around her finger

  • @exoxy
    @exoxy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Gun nearly went off like Rust with Alex Baldwin or the Crow which starred Brandon Lee

  • @jpo6714
    @jpo6714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Gregg unprofessional as always. Here Tim is sharing some very positive and good news and he's chomping away. Tasteless.

  • @samalden2607
    @samalden2607 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    incredible use of the bell graphic at 12:53

  • @dreg7305
    @dreg7305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Gregg is one of the best characters to ever pair up with tim. To me he always accentuated tims funniest characteristics. Have loved this show from start to finish

    • @colinr0380
      @colinr0380 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wish he could have been on the show more!!

  • @canadude6401
    @canadude6401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    While we wait for OnCinema Season 12….For true OnCinema-heads, check out the theme song in its full glory!
    Type "Enjoy the Show (Main) into TH-cam
    This theme song gets 5 bags of double butter popcorn and a vintage Sony Walkman

  • @Jethro7e
    @Jethro7e ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ever since watching this episode I have not shot myself a single time.

  • @ceedubya4634
    @ceedubya4634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Seriously, where is my Star is Born four pack?

    • @colinr0380
      @colinr0380 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe they have to specially manufacture the ribbons that tie the tapes together and there is a delay on that?

  • @madjack1748
    @madjack1748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:20 Gregg shed a tear when he realized Tim tried to kill himself.

  • @ontariobuds
    @ontariobuds 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I am falling in love with the actress who plays Toni.

  • @farmageddonfuul4789
    @farmageddonfuul4789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "Like in a Crow with Brandon Lee"
    Gregg has no chill

  • @talkinpractice298
    @talkinpractice298 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Gregg has become a master of eating popcorn passive aggressively

  • @Jpach33
    @Jpach33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    on cinema is probably the only thing in my life that is consistently good and i hope it keeps going until i die

  • @kentyoung5282
    @kentyoung5282 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You can see Tim JUSSSST about to break at 7:44.

  • @_0______00__________0_______0
    @_0______00__________0_______0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Congratulations, I can't wait to hear about Toni and Tim's totally awesome vacation ("Honeymoon")!

  • @lornemalvo4492
    @lornemalvo4492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I highly recommend Tim's gun channel, I'm a certified gun handler now.

  • @NickBBK
    @NickBBK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Can't wait for "Toni and Tim's totally awesome vacation" honeymoon.

  • @DanielJamesEgan
    @DanielJamesEgan 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    With marriages like Toni in them, Tim can’t go wrong!

  • @benwearne542
    @benwearne542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "you can just throw that anywhere"

  • @danielgordon2907
    @danielgordon2907 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i never noticed at 9:00 Tim looks down at a card and mispronounces Mark's name, even though he knows what his name is, had said it just seconds earlier, and didn't even have it written down at the card

  • @newthrash1221
    @newthrash1221 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    greg, where the hell is my a star is born 4 pack?

  • @jackohearts66
    @jackohearts66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5 bags of popcorn and a VERY large soda for this beautiful union!

  • @coatster
    @coatster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Some serious work went into this intro, I feel the production quality has grown massively since the incorporation of HEI Inc