Art plus Madness: The Destruction of Time, Literally

Today we practice The Art of Killing Time, literally. We obtain 8 clock radios from the Thrift Store, and subject each one to normal house electricity, but superimposed with random power surges. Enjoy the resulting fireworks. Time Is Dead. haha hahaha hahahaha
(00:01): Lloyd's. with a surprise explosion
(01:16): Onn Brand. This clock didn't waste any time, it started flaming immediately as soon as power is applied. Walmart is getting turned Onn. hahaha
(02:01): Sylvania: More like SylBURNia.
(03:07): Westclox Vintage: More like Eastclox. haha. This one short circuited early, cutting the fun short, so we retaliated by connecting the mains power ACROSS the already shorted AC cord and The Battery Backup's Minus(-) terminal, breaking the internal transformer isolation and the resulting amusement, eventually stopped due to unpleasant circuit board fumes! hahaha
(07:32): AudioVox: More like Audio-Bollocks This one ALSO short circuited early, cutting the fun short, so we retaliated again, This time, by connecting the mains power ACROSS the already shorted AC cord and the FM Antenna Wire, breaking the internal transformer isolation and the resulting in more explosions, even busting the speaker at (10:21), eventually stopped due to unpleasant circuit board fumes! hahaha
(11:09): Timex with Bluetooth: with a surprise explosion
(12:31): The ONN DoubleDecker: Our first double pile of trash. I've been told this brand of clock radios fail to sound the alarm, No wonder they are all over thrift stores!
(13:16): The top of the previous pile: This one has the "Energy Star" nonsense logo, Maybe it refers to the surprise explosion it gives, at no extra cost. hahahaha
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