The Deranged Worldbuilding of Red One

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  • @Monica-br8pi
    @Monica-br8pi หลายเดือนก่อน +120

    It takes an Adam to Black, but to Red? You only need One.

  • @Redem10
    @Redem10 หลายเดือนก่อน +137

    Never has a Christmas movie looked so much like a summer movie

    • @d_camara
      @d_camara หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Wait until you hear about the southern hemisphere

    • @Redem10
      @Redem10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@d_camara Good point, but it seems to apply even to the scenes set at the North Pole

    • @ASCZPictures
      @ASCZPictures หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Christmas is summer.

    • @kidkangaroo5213
      @kidkangaroo5213 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Welcome to climate change

    • @renaigh
      @renaigh หลายเดือนก่อน

      Christmas in summer? heaven forbid.

  • @rickhernandez3803
    @rickhernandez3803 หลายเดือนก่อน +90

    Did anyone else feel like the role of Chris Evans was originally for Ryan Reynolds? His character has that whole "horrible person who's only liked because a hot actor plays him" vibe that Ryan loves to played

    • @WeRNotAlive
      @WeRNotAlive  หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      Talk about a double casting that would have me instantly leave any movie.

    • @judeconnor-macintyre9874
      @judeconnor-macintyre9874 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Until I read this comment I thought Ryan Reynolds was in this movie.

  • @GarnetHeartIllustrations
    @GarnetHeartIllustrations หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    I can’t hear Grylla without immediately thinking about that bit with the Once Upon A Witchlight dnd stream ppl
    “Grylla of the woods”
    “There’s a wild gorilla in the woods???”
    “Is it a charcoal Grylla or a propane Grylla?”

    • @GreaterSeraph
      @GreaterSeraph หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I have been binging their stuff and fucking same.

    • @Lellowcake96
      @Lellowcake96 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I almost screamed when I saw that she was played by Kiernan Shipka, she can’t escape being a witch.

  • @koernerkomedy
    @koernerkomedy หลายเดือนก่อน +79

    Dwayne "The Brand" Johnson must be so happy wrestling is doing well so he has something to fall back on to give him legitimacy.

    • @comfyghost
      @comfyghost หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      well about that… i'm not a wrestling fan myself, but apparently he's been trying to get back into pro wrestling, and apparently the people who are wrestling fans really hate it.
      wrestling fans hate him forcing his way back into the wwe, animation fans hate moana 2 being forced into cinemas and that he's funding a live action moana remake, and the general consumer hates how all his movies have been boring at best. he unironically has nothing to fall back on. he has lost all legitimacy.

    • @koernerkomedy
      @koernerkomedy หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @comfyghost well, yes and no. When he came back people hated him because he used his power on the board to immediately insert himself into the main storyline that'd been running for over a year, but then he turned heel so people hated him for the exact same reasons, but in a way they were supposed to. It's...complicated.

    • @sev1120
      @sev1120 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@koernerkomedy The thing is, a good heel is someone that you Love to Hate, someone who's able to play the villain so well that you can't help but cheer when they both succeed and fail because of their presence and charisma

  • @Camo1177
    @Camo1177 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    11:20 even if the rest of this movie sounds like total The Rock slop, the idea of the real Santa moving from random mall to random mall is hilarious and also really cute in a slightly ridiculous way. I love it, beautiful.

  • @zillafire101
    @zillafire101 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

    My favorite line was when he said, "It's Redding time!", and proceeded to One all over the places.

  • @MsGuinhodias
    @MsGuinhodias หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    I hope this doesn't get brought up in this video later but Red One features a scene where The Rock jumps from a building and lands safely on the ground, unironically doing his bit from The Other Guys.

    • @Cutieapplepie123
      @Cutieapplepie123 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Wasn't the entire joke of that scene that he and Sam Jackson fucking die because of that?

    • @MsGuinhodias
      @MsGuinhodias หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @Cutieapplepie123 Correct. It was pointing out dumb action movie logic.
      In this dumb action movie the rock just DOES THAT

  • @shanon4768
    @shanon4768 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    my art club actually had a guest speaker a few weeks ago who is a costume maker who worked on this movie, she helped make some of the jackets for the ELF characters and the monster costumes, which were some of her favorites to work on. it was a bit awkward when she asked if any of us had seen it and no one had really heard about it lol

  • @ridercraft3660
    @ridercraft3660 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    Fun fact, when I was listening to your video "this video is not funny" two days ago, I dislocated my kneecap and got sent to the hospital for two days

    • @d_camara
      @d_camara หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      One thing you didn't do: laugh, because it's NOT FUNNY

    • @seem_okay_studio
      @seem_okay_studio หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Pretty damn brave to go back to this channel then

    • @ASCZPictures
      @ASCZPictures หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      you were slappin it too hard from those funny jokes

    • @thebaseandtriflingcreature174
      @thebaseandtriflingcreature174 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      well, that just happened

  • @raikaschieck1634
    @raikaschieck1634 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    With this and Hot Frosty i think, christmas movies have run out of content so far, that they now have to parody themself so far that they have become the parody movies that appear in other movies as jokes

  • @ASCZPictures
    @ASCZPictures หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    everything we said about Boba Tea accurately predicted I'm the Mayor of Bimmi Gardens

  • @robertborland5083
    @robertborland5083 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    It would be hilarious if there was a version of the film where Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson & Chris Evan's roles were played by Jason Statham & Charlie Day, respectively.

  • @ReignOfTiramiZu
    @ReignOfTiramiZu 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    THE ENERGY FROM YOU TWO GETTING EXCITED OVER THE RED ONE HAD ME GETTING SO EXCITED WHILE LISTENING I was feeding off ur joy IT WAS INFECTIOUS. I think this is my fav video on the channel EVER. This movie feels so intrinsically You Guys. I am so on its level too I am so feeling it I AM FEELING IT. From the crazy highfantasy lore to using myth creatures and giving them their own spin (I cheered when I heard the Yule lads were in this). THE BUNKAQUONKS….. THE CREATURES. THIS MOVIE IS SO REFRESHING I feel like the little clever wouldbuilding flourishes like jumping from toystore to toystore portal-style (and throwing a matchbox car & it growing to-scale, and the malls Santa is escorted around to, AND THE SNOWMEN IN THE ICE CREAM TRUCK) HAD ME PUMPING MY FISTS INTO THE AIR!!!!!! ITS SO CREATIVE AND FUN!!!!!! IM HANDSHAKING THIS MOVIE SO FIRMLY!!!!! I LOVE PUBLIC DOMAIN SPINS!!!!! I AM SO EXCITED!!!! THE RED ONE GIVES ME HOPE FOR WORLDBUILDING AND STORYTELLING (I FEEL INSANE SAYING THAT) BUT IT DOES. I AM INSPIRED. Do you think The Red One and The Green One could collab. When’s the next The (Blank Color) One. Also New Jersey mentioned 👹

  • @JeevesAnthrozaurUS
    @JeevesAnthrozaurUS หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    The Yule lads and their names are from Icelandic Christmas tradition
    Edit: I misheard, now I'm disappointed that they didn't let the Yule lads have their goofy names

  • @MysticMariam62
    @MysticMariam62 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    51:32 Arthur Christmas is another contender for that

    • @ActuallySatan
      @ActuallySatan หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      And Arthur Christmas, importantly, doesn't have The Rock, making it much, much better from the outset.

  • @etharchildres3976
    @etharchildres3976 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    2:44 Gene Hackman plays a villainous lawful man in Unforgiven and The Quick and The Dead. You can kinda swap scenes from one film to another with how similar they are.

    • @mmfood3004
      @mmfood3004 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Man, that Oxford comma is in the wrong place. Fully agree with you though

  • @Nulono
    @Nulono หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Santa's call to the reindeer is "kavaláme", which is "we ride" in Greek.

    • @ASCZPictures
      @ASCZPictures หลายเดือนก่อน

      the christmas lore deep cuts in this movie go off

  • @GarnetHeartIllustrations
    @GarnetHeartIllustrations หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    What I wouldn’t give for a Santa/Krampus buddy cop movie

  • @NonPlayerCactus
    @NonPlayerCactus หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    26:20 *THERE’S A WILD GORILLA ON THE LOOSE?*

    • @oliver5461
      @oliver5461 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Is it a charcoal Gryla or a propane Gryla?

    • @cheatcode436
      @cheatcode436 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I'M NOT SAYING GOR-ILLA I'M SAYING GRYLA

    • @GreaterSeraph
      @GreaterSeraph หลายเดือนก่อน

      "Chuckles! Honk Knight! I will find a way to get wine to Hell... if you kill Klutzy!"

  • @billythorpinson4012
    @billythorpinson4012 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The hierarchy of power in the naughty list is about to change

  • @etharchildres3976
    @etharchildres3976 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    8:36
    LEVERAGE!!!! Underrated.

  • @ReignOfTiramiZu
    @ReignOfTiramiZu 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I can’t stop drinking essential oils. ich kann nicht aufhören, ätherische Öle zu trinken

  • @birdiejett3163
    @birdiejett3163 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    THE BOIS ARE BACK

    • @d_camara
      @d_camara หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      They're back in town!

  • @Kleebo
    @Kleebo หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I can attest to the Philadelphia Airport being the worst. My family stopped their own way back home from Canada, and it is the single worst airport experience my family had ever had. The AC was broken in the middle of the summer, and our suppossed fternoon flight didn't leave until 11 pm.

    • @ASCZPictures
      @ASCZPictures หลายเดือนก่อน

      you understand. having a layover in philly is like being in a war.

  • @fern1820
    @fern1820 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN MOVIE MENTIONED
    EDIT: LEVERAGE MENTIONED ALSO

  • @xa3558
    @xa3558 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Simply the best I love it💙

  • @trinstonmichaels7062
    @trinstonmichaels7062 หลายเดือนก่อน

    As someone who has not seen this movie I can say it was definitely my favorite movie of the year.

  • @henrygalley2831
    @henrygalley2831 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    MERRY CHIRSTMAS

    • @UncleWilsonProductions
      @UncleWilsonProductions หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Merry Christmas Henry!

    • @NonPlayerCactus
      @NonPlayerCactus หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      *This Chirstmas feels like the very chirst Chirstmas to me*

  • @voidaspects9173
    @voidaspects9173 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Honestly, what I find interesting about this movie was just how much my perception of it was influenced by what it felt like it was trying to be.
    By that I mean, like... I think deeply unhinged and wildly out there movies have a lot of artistic merit, and I love seeing them get made. But the celebrity cast and the market appeal and the overproduced nature of it all just diminishes all of that into just feeling like... some dumb movie.
    If this was a cast of no names, and made by directors and writers who just wanted to make something fun and dumb, I'd probably be defending the merits of this movie so hard, even if the script was virtually unchanged in that scenario. But contextually... I feel nothing!
    This might be a weird pull, but my reaction to it is honestly pretty similar to that bloodshot movie from a few years back. I love adaptations of more obscure works, I love unrestrained edginess in my action movies, I should've been the target demographic for that movie. But I just saw Vin Diesel in every damn piece of promotion and any enthusiasm for it eroded. My reaction was just "oh, its one of those movies."
    ...that might be a bit of a tangent, but it comes to mind because thats the movie that made me realize that celebrities are actually a deterrent for me in movie promotion. So it really comes to mind here.

  • @basillemmie4595
    @basillemmie4595 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Whoa- I've never been this early before.

  • @clementineshetheyfae8312
    @clementineshetheyfae8312 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    THE BEACH?!?!?! THE BEACH THAT MAKES YOU OLD?!?!?!?!

  • @morenicginiusthegreat4227
    @morenicginiusthegreat4227 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I'm not gonna lie, your description of the film's plot makes it sound like a good movie to me (I'm only 12:43 seconds in, so the rest of the movie's plot might change that).

  • @user-oh6uw9mu9u
    @user-oh6uw9mu9u 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    24:40 In defense of making fun of essential oils, a lot of people use them as alternative medicine which can be dangerous if they do it instead of seeking actual medical treatment... Wikipedia tells me they can also be dangerous if used improperly especially to kids, some are toxic and some cause allergic reactions, which I think is relevant here cause a lot of those White Women are moms who, like most people, don't read instructions.
    Essential oils aren't even that popular here and I still remember years ago a sick friend complaining that her mom tried curing with oils and aromatherapy instead of going to a pharmacy... IMO that deserves to be mocked and isn't on the same level as actually innocuous things like boba or pumpkin spice.

  • @thebaseandtriflingcreature174
    @thebaseandtriflingcreature174 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    who up redding they one

    • @GreaterSeraph
      @GreaterSeraph หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm over here redding my one I got joy on my one right now I'm just redding my one I'm joyous as fuck man I'm a freak man like

  • @jankspanking8836
    @jankspanking8836 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    You should've said he got his rocks off on all of this.

  • @thehmmyone
    @thehmmyone 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    you heard it here first folks santa IS the administrator of the scp foundation

  • @MacShrimp411
    @MacShrimp411 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Merry Dead-mass

  • @tfordham13
    @tfordham13 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I mean mercs do more than kill

  • @VooshSpokesman
    @VooshSpokesman 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Love from a SaberSpark and Vaush fan!