@@MJSGamingSanctuary I mean dude goes to Taco Bell like 10x a week and has never tried Baja blast lol? He's never tried Surge or Code Red despite those drinks being marketed heavily to the gaming/computer crowd? You can't really be authority on soda when you literally just guzzle 44oz Speedway Gas station fountain cokes
@@unknownguyindo4356 He also likes Dr Pepper/Coke/Pepsi but dislikes all their unique flavors... he was ranking each soda individually, not by brand name. What's your point?
@@ApostateAlloy The video was old, and I'm not actually trying to prove that Zack like Mountain Dew. It's just now he like Baja Blast, which are Mountain Dew's flavour.
They moved to High-Fructose Corn syrup from actual sugar because corn is subsidized by the US government and is, therefore, cheaper than having to use imported sugar. It's not because corn syrup is better. Corn syrup is the reason why sodas have such a stickiness to them (including aftertaste). Real sugar sodas are much better.
And: HFC has an immense Impact in the liver. HFC and other fructose derivates are the reason why so many (young) people in the us have a fat liver. Yes, a fat liver like an alcoholic..
11:31 - 12:49 Cherry Dr. Pepper: I love how he states so stoically that Dr. Pepper is meant to have 23 flavors not 24 then someone asks in chat if he has 23 or 24 chromosomes.
and doesn't know fanta is orange soda... but hey, nobody watches asmongold for the quality of his "thoughts," just a funny clown in the way he delivers them.
Assmon: "I know what I'm talking about. This is a 100% professional quality grade opinion." Also Assmon: _adds no less than 22 sodas to the 'haven't tried it' tier._
@@MrFightbot It's not always a zero-sum game. Sometimes people who lost weight have to struggle with things like stretch marks and loose skin, both of which stay with you for life
@@rarepepe9333 Can confirm this, as much as you want to go back to normal, if you've been pretty fucking FAT, the skin of your belly will hang like a fucking bag, stretch marks can appear everywhere, and they'll stick with you as well. A big belly might be a turn off for women, but you'd be surprised at how worse it is when you don't have the income to go to surgery to remove that hanging belly.
@@xelloskaczor5051 You just watched a video of someone ranking 30 different sugary sodas and pepsi is where you draw the line. I see you got your priorities straight. Either way I bet Pepsi Max is better than your teeths.
When I was a kid, we would go to the laundry mat, and they had a Surge vending machine where all they sold was Surge, for 25 cents a can. It was pretty great.
@@jarleskogly8388 caffeine content and it was renamed to “Urge” wherever you are. For example, my wife is from Australia and Monster is Mother over therr
diet coke is so disgusting and it gives you cancer and diarrhea its only for people who smoke and have anorexia just drink water if u dont want to become fat
@@XenoSpyro It literally taste so similar i can't tell the difference. So it's just as good, its just the coca cola companies copy of dr pepper. Dr pepper, the real one is there competitor.
Pibb Xtra is SUBSTANTIALLY better than Dr. Pepper imo. I can’t explain why, it just is. Easily my favorite soda, I’m always pleasantly surprised whenever I find out a restaurant I’m going to has it. I really wish it was easier to find in stores
In 2010, my parents sent me to my grandmas house to stay for a month before 6th grade started. I played WoW for probably two weeks straight and during that time, my grandma stocked up on a shit ton of dr pepper cause it was her favorite drink. Back home my parents only let me get a soda if we went to a sit down restraunt, which was rare. I drank a 12 pack a day for probably a week straight while playing WoW. Some of the best memories of my childhood and also the exact week that got me hooked on dr peppers up to this very day.
@RickTheRedBrick I have literally never watched him a day in my life and ignoring the root beer, I agree pretty well with his list. EXCEPT SIERRA MIST IS AT LEAST B TIER. And mtn dew is pretty fucking trash, it can MAYBE hit C tier but literally anything above that is wrong.
@@yournan7249 I'm just saying, don't be a sack of shit on the internet just because the guy on the other side can't knock your teeth out. There's no need for it.
My Personal Tier List: S Tier: Dr. Pepper, Coke, 7Up, Pibb Xtra A Tier: Ginger Ale, Orange Soda, Mello Yellow, and Root Beer B Tier: Mountain Dew, Sprite, Pepsi, Sierra Mist
they are pretty differet. 7-up uses a lot more citrus extract and slightly more carbonation. That is why it is the preferred mixer over sprite. Sprite does use more sugar, but requires Ice for maximum potential, since less carbonation makes it flat faster. 7-up doesn't change much room temp or cold. Sprite becomes a bit more mild of the sugar, and you taste the citrus better when its cold.
I know it's not soda but if you want a great energy drink.... Ghost blue raspberry sour patch is really freaking good. It's literally like drinking liquefied blue sour patch. Also idk about other faygo flavors but the cotton candy flavor kicks ass.
@@RyLo18D i like coke zero the best imo. The normal coke tastes like shit and is sticky. It also has some calories and if i would drink it, i surely would have diabetes and i would be fat too.
May I ask why you can not drink non-diet sodas? To my knowledge you should be able to drink non-diet sodas at least sometimes using insulin to control blood sugar. I'm just curious because I'm also type 1 diabetic for almost 20 years
I think that diet soda may have gotten better over the years, I almost never drink soda but I remember diet soda tasting terrible when I was a kid. Recently I had a diet Dr Pepper though and it was pretty damn good imo
Hey Asmon, i gotta say, 1 or 2 years ago when i stumbled uppon your videos, i thought you were the most annoying and stuck up troll I’ve seen. A few months ago, out of excruciating boredom, i was forced to watch some of your videos and over time i grew to love your content. I realized you are one of the best content creator, entertainer, comedian and teacher on this platform, and lets not forget a really smart guy. We all appreciate your hard work and thank you for the amazing times you create for all of us
Yup, best advice you can give someone is to take their health seriously and stop drinking this literal garbage, or they're gonna regret it sooner or later.
US uses high fructose corn syrup instead of sugar in drinks because there are high sugar tariffs and high corn subsidies. This makes corn syrup wayy cheaper than sugar. Great Vid btw.
As an american whos been to the eu,its expensive to be a soda drinker there. Between the no refills in restaurants and the smaller bottle sizes its not very cost efficient
Try Honolulu Blue Cream Soda by Towne Club. As a native of the Metro-Detroit area, I have to say that glass bottle Faygo and Town Club are amazing sodas. I'm drinking a Rock and Rye right now.
Yeah the local soda's are really good in compairson. I think the biggest difference is the Shitty High Fructose Corn Syrup they put in them. A real soda will have Cane Sugar. Check out Thomas Kemper Cream Soda and Root Beer sometime you won't be dissapointed!
Regular bottled coke still has the corn syrup, the type you can buy with cane sugar is Mexican Coca Cola, which is sold at Chipotle or sometimes in Target as 4 packs.
You gotta understand that Asmondgold isn’t just ranking these sodas based on taste, he’s got lore for each soda.
Gotta pad the content
@@MJSGamingSanctuary I mean dude goes to Taco Bell like 10x a week and has never tried Baja blast lol? He's never tried Surge or Code Red despite those drinks being marketed heavily to the gaming/computer crowd?
You can't really be authority on soda when you literally just guzzle 44oz Speedway Gas station fountain cokes
Hpw you gonna know lore but not know what surge is
I love how he got a Mountain Dew sponsorship after calling it "electric piss water." hahaha
@@MJSGamingSanctuary its not that deep i promise
Water: Haven't tried it / Don't care
LOL
Obesity diabeties : Plz try ! hehe
Brilliant.
im really jealous of asmongolds metabolism. dude plays games all day and drinks tons of sode yet he is a skinny sob.
Water is like what makes up most of a soda
"Fanta is trash. C"
"I like grape soda. C"
apparently C has a very wide spectrum ^^
fucking dead mate xDDD
He also prefers pepsi over coke, and plastic bottle soda over crystal bottle.
Crush grape is B tier
@@cj23cj98 cans ftw
10:16 That music change as Asmon is expressing his hatred of diet soda is too perfect
CALLING mountain dew piss water... some month later. he is sponsored on OTK by Mountain dew
Really? If so that's pretty ironic
Because they brand themselves as a gamer's drink.
He like Baja Blast, and Baja Blast was one of Mountain Dew flavour's.
@@unknownguyindo4356 He also likes Dr Pepper/Coke/Pepsi but dislikes all their unique flavors... he was ranking each soda individually, not by brand name. What's your point?
@@ApostateAlloy The video was old, and I'm not actually trying to prove that Zack like Mountain Dew. It's just now he like Baja Blast, which are Mountain Dew's flavour.
"You can tell how poor a school is by how many juggalos are in the school"
This is a straight up fact
I have 1 known juggalo
What exactly does juggalo mean?
Borga ICP are clowns, so they and their fans are juggalos
@@borga6566 What exactly, does Google exist for?
@@JuicyTobacco U clown
I'm European and i don't know the 95% of this drinks. I know the Coca Cola Ones and Pepsi xD
murica baby
Not Fanta? That is pretty popular in Europe!
Me too xD
same
American bottling doesn't operate in the EU which owns half of these
Finally a Soda Tierlist from the Dr.Pepper drinking lord Asmonbald.
@get rekt Wrong
Dr Pepper taste like fizz legit no taste just fizz in your mout
I love dr pepper but not putting vanilla coke in S tier is a crime against humanity
@get rekt dr pepper is massively popular in Europe. Ur tasteless buds never had anything but balls clearly so they are ruined
@get rekt HaHa AMERICA BAD Haha top tier comedian
Never watched Asmongold before but after hearing his opinion on Dr. Pepper I have so much respect for him
They moved to High-Fructose Corn syrup from actual sugar because corn is subsidized by the US government and is, therefore, cheaper than having to use imported sugar. It's not because corn syrup is better. Corn syrup is the reason why sodas have such a stickiness to them (including aftertaste). Real sugar sodas are much better.
Based
And: HFC has an immense Impact in the liver. HFC and other fructose derivates are the reason why so many (young) people in the us have a fat liver. Yes, a fat liver like an alcoholic..
11:31 - 12:49 Cherry Dr. Pepper: I love how he states so stoically that Dr. Pepper is meant to have 23 flavors not 24 then someone asks in chat if he has 23 or 24 chromosomes.
but ordinary person has 23 PAIRS of chromosomes, 46 totally
Whatever... NA education I presume
M V Yeah man that superior education of yours sure helped with that joke
ChinChin needs his chromosomes.
"You can tell how poor a school is by how many juggalos are in the school"
This is a straight up fact
Dr. Pepper-23 Flavors
Cherry Dr. Pepper-23 Flavors
did I just watch someone rate their favourite sodas for 30 mins
Yes like a boss 😎
its not someone its asmongold the legend
I said the same thing to myself after the video ended. Like really?
I've watched it twice and I am proud of it.
And also not rating a half of the list, which is not even close to a full sodas list, not even close to close to close to close.
You've never swallowed a load of Dad's Cream? You're missing out man. Especially sipping it out of the glass, long neck bottles.
Underated comment
hehe dad's cream😏
After a 4 year hiatus this guy got me back into drinking sodas, I gained 30 pounds
As someone who drank Coca-cola for at least 10 years, and only tried out Dr. Pepper 4 day ago I say its Tier SS, It became my favorite drink instantly
Yeah i tried it first time after this video and damn that is good!
Godly Dr. pepper
Zero taste buds confirmed
@@Dist24 With 2 years of experience I say dr pepper is a weak c now
Dr Pepper is so mid
Was skeptical at first but once he put the A&W cream soda in the S he proved he truly is an expert
The only thing about Asmon that’s a literal god is his metabolism.
Asmon: I'd like to say that I'm an authority on this topic
Also Asmon: I've never had Baja Blast or Surge.
and doesn't know fanta is orange soda... but hey, nobody watches asmongold for the quality of his "thoughts," just a funny clown in the way he delivers them.
The Infidel lol keep dreaming.
Jon Doe A lot of people watch asmon for his intelligence. He’s very obviously a fair bit smarter than the average person
Honestly as soon as he said he hasn’t tried cherry 7up I knew the list was gonna be shit
7UP is S tier for me given how many times it’s helped when my stomach hurt
7up is the try citrus soda, not sierra mist or sprite.
Unpopular opinion: 7UP is better than sprite. Yes i said it
sprite is just 7up but slightly worse imo
@@-fv Agreed
Nah, I feel like ginger ale makes all the difference for that
This has got to be the best compilation of bad opinions I've ever seen, expected of a Warrior main!
Assmon: "I know what I'm talking about. This is a 100% professional quality grade opinion."
Also Assmon: _adds no less than 22 sodas to the 'haven't tried it' tier._
What annoyed me is that he'll put a soda in D or even Trash just because it sounds nasty when he never actually tried it.. This list is a mess
Dude never tried fanta as a kid lmao what a fool. A real Andy
I demand an IRL stream of Asmon going to taco bell and getting a Baja blast.
Edit: he said it it five seconds after I wrote this that he might.
Congrats bro he did it
He did it!
@@MisterniKOK God is good, friend.
@Normie meme Which apparently is nectar from the gods
He did
27:00 HOW has Ruby red squirt NOT even on the list, it's atleast A or low S
Same with Code Red Mountain Dew
if that drink comes up in sex, the sex is S
Dr Pepper is king in the Midwest. I went to DC for a field trip asked for a Dr. pepper and was forced to get a coke. What a ducking joke
because we dont drink that shit in the east coast
That's because Forrest Gump drank up all the Dr. Pepper's in D.C.
Oh fuck no I ain’t going to dc now Dr Pepper is my number 1 drink
cherry coke is amazing though... and I haven't had soda in 7 years yet I remember the taste
Same, had no soda for months but cherry and vanilla coke are cool. I also love redbull Cola
Agree with everything except the Vanilla Coke. It’s the best of both coke and cream soda worlds and deserves a top spot because of it.
I literally add vanilla syrup to my 2 liters when I can't find vanilla coke at the store
I don't have it in my country 😔
Yeah but it's not available in every country so it balances out.
I mean Cocacola Cherry is a hit or miss, I've only ever seen people who ABSOLUTELY love it (Such as myself) and people who hate it (Asmongold).
@@suomilaava371 don't have coke cherry either 😔
I think balding is a good exchange for how he can survive on nothing but soda and fast food and stay lean
Nah, i'd rather get fat by eating alot of food and being able to reduce it by exercising than balding when you can't do anything about that.
@@MrFightbot how exactly is having no hair on your head the end of the world?
@@MrFightbot It's not always a zero-sum game. Sometimes people who lost weight have to struggle with things like stretch marks and loose skin, both of which stay with you for life
@@rarepepe9333 Can confirm this, as much as you want to go back to normal, if you've been pretty fucking FAT, the skin of your belly will hang like a fucking bag, stretch marks can appear everywhere, and they'll stick with you as well.
A big belly might be a turn off for women, but you'd be surprised at how worse it is when you don't have the income to go to surgery to remove that hanging belly.
@@crysosisback7115 Out of curiosity, how much did you lose?
Asmongold: “I love coke”
How do you think his eyebrows move so much? XD
Once you pop you can’t stop 😂
Asmon needs to do a stream where he taste tests all the ones he has yet
to try.
After the recent debacle involving blind taste tests with Sodapoppin, my trust in this list is shaken.
Yeah, man who has drank soda all his life doesn't know what those sodas taste like. He just knows he doesn't like the diet ones
Surge is a 90s drink, you can tell just by the logo
Vanilla Coke is S tier btw
man, pepsi max needs it own rank that's why it's missing.
yeah, that shit is disgusting
What's the difference between coca cola and pepsi max? every coke-like soda taste the same to me
@@toxendon You'll taste the difference if you've drank one drink over the others for a long time. Pepsi max is the only soda that I enjoy drinking.
Yea pepsi max is worse than trash
@@xelloskaczor5051 You just watched a video of someone ranking 30 different sugary sodas and pepsi is where you draw the line. I see you got your priorities straight. Either way I bet Pepsi Max is better than your teeths.
Asmongold: I am a professional soda-drinker. I have an authority.
puts sodas on I don't care/haven't drunk it as many as he rated.
What a funny guy.
his list was the most basic list ever lmao
Funny thing is. Asmond is kinda basic in his soda drinking.
Also coke vanilla is SS tier
Ice cold crush orange soda 🍊 hits different when your thirsty.
Bro water hits different when your thirsty that’s not a flex for orange soda
How is RC cola a struggle soda? It’s literally in the name. Royal Crown cola is for the fucking kings baby.
It’s like infected rhino Piss
Yes that specific!
A Soda tier while drinking soda...a man of true culture
He wonders why all of his hair is falling out but little does he know is the Coca-Cola secret recipe is making him bald
Allahu Akbar.
🤣😂
@@killer2403💥
I'm not gonna lie you've got that good list. I'd probably put 7up at a B or C but everything else spot on.
Cream soda? 🤮
conorrowens Imagine not liking cream soda
Have always found sprite to be a superior beverage, but not gonna hate on 7 up drinkers
Pepega Clap ok boomer
cream soda is C
AW Root Beer is AT LEAST an A
7up is B
Diet coke for life, that bite never gets old.
Dr Pepper made me cry of happiness when you said it is on S tier god Bless you
When I was a kid, we would go to the laundry mat, and they had a Surge vending machine where all they sold was Surge, for 25 cents a can. It was pretty great.
I'm drinking it right now. Although it's called Urge and not Surge, it was renamed Surge for the American market for some reason.
@@jarleskogly8388 caffeine content and it was renamed to “Urge” wherever you are. For example, my wife is from Australia and Monster is Mother over therr
@@michaelsuder3956 Nope
As good as it gets 🥰🫶
This was easily the funniest clip yet, controversial, imagine putting cherry coke in the bin.
cause cherry coke is bad
You should watch Asmon rates fastfood chains if you liked this one
Jacob Kimble your opinion is wrong the only people who drink cherry coke are the people who haven’t had another soda brand in their entire life
Jacob Kimble Dr Pepper is better and cherry coke is bad, all there is to it
Cherry Coke and Vanilla Coke are S tier.
"We didn't have sodas we just had gatorade and FANta"
I actually gasped when he said he hasnt tried baja blast
The way he says Jarritos is hysterical 😂. And yes buddy they are amazing so good with Mexican food
@bing chilling yup mandarin and lime are s tier for sure
Mountain Dew: Code Red not making an appearance makes me question the legitimacy of the entire tier list.
And this cola was made for Alliance vs Horde Mountain Dew contest, which is even worse
voltage and white out is where its at
never clicked dislike on ANY of his videos...until he skipped over Code Red in this video
Dude never even tried baja blast list is void
@@andyog8252 Easy S tier
Canada Dry is good because it tastes amazing and I could convince my parents to get it in case anyone got sick.
I like Diet Coke but I also like Asmongold. Is this what an existential crisis feels like?
Diet Coke is for smokers and anorexic people.
diet coke is so disgusting and it gives you cancer and diarrhea its only for people who smoke and have anorexia just drink water if u dont want to become fat
@@venuslippe9132 Do your research, Diet Coke does not cause cancer, it's just some fake shit made up by people who like regular Coke
Cherry 7up is amazing, i haven't seen it in the uk since the 90s but i used to love it.
7up in trash tier right off the bat has me mad
He got a lot of respect from me putting pibb xtra up there.
It's good, but Pibb really is discount Pepper tho.
Hell yea Mr. Pibb is awesome.
@@XenoSpyro It literally taste so similar i can't tell the difference. So it's just as good, its just the coca cola companies copy of dr pepper. Dr pepper, the real one is there competitor.
@@TheBucketSkill is Dr Pepper owned by Pepsi? Pog
Pibb Xtra is SUBSTANTIALLY better than Dr. Pepper imo. I can’t explain why, it just is. Easily my favorite soda, I’m always pleasantly surprised whenever I find out a restaurant I’m going to has it. I really wish it was easier to find in stores
me just sitting in my chair watching this drinking my diet coke
Ironically his description of Diet Coke is how I feel about regular Coke that doesn't have cane sugar in it. Diet Coke is god tier.
. When I get a real
Soda I’m like this tastes too good. Where is my fake sweetener
Lol. Oh man, but Vanilla Coke is my favourite! 😭
Pepsi is shit water that goes flat in 2 seconds and coca cola is god tier. That is all.
In 2010, my parents sent me to my grandmas house to stay for a month before 6th grade started. I played WoW for probably two weeks straight and during that time, my grandma stocked up on a shit ton of dr pepper cause it was her favorite drink. Back home my parents only let me get a soda if we went to a sit down restraunt, which was rare. I drank a 12 pack a day for probably a week straight while playing WoW. Some of the best memories of my childhood and also the exact week that got me hooked on dr peppers up to this very day.
I actually agree with this list, surprised he has such good taste.
U got fucked up taste.
@RickTheRedBrick I have literally never watched him a day in my life and ignoring the root beer, I agree pretty well with his list. EXCEPT SIERRA MIST IS AT LEAST B TIER. And mtn dew is pretty fucking trash, it can MAYBE hit C tier but literally anything above that is wrong.
Watching this after feeling down all morning due to the horrible Reckful news.
This has taken my mind off of it for a good 30 minutes. Thanks Asmon.
Lmao like his death affected you, you don't know him
You don't need to know someone for them to have an impact on your life.
Is there any need for your insensitive comment anyway?
@@baptisteperrault3964 why are you sensitive you little snowflake?
@@yournan7249 I'm just saying, don't be a sack of shit on the internet just because the guy on the other side can't knock your teeth out. There's no need for it.
Am I the only that thinks "Oragne Pineapple blast" sounds really good? I think those flavors would match well
Qnasher Cactus Cooler is really good. Maybe its just a west coast thing but i loved that soda when i was a kid
it's an amazing soda.
27:01 the way he came back like he was thinking long and hard about it every second he was gone lol
My Personal Tier List:
S Tier: Dr. Pepper, Coke, 7Up, Pibb Xtra
A Tier: Ginger Ale, Orange Soda, Mello Yellow, and Root Beer
B Tier: Mountain Dew, Sprite, Pepsi, Sierra Mist
I'm confused, isn't sprite a carbon-copy of 7-up? How can one be A tier and the other D tier?
they are pretty differet. 7-up uses a lot more citrus extract and slightly more carbonation. That is why it is the preferred mixer over sprite. Sprite does use more sugar, but requires Ice for maximum potential, since less carbonation makes it flat faster. 7-up doesn't change much room temp or cold. Sprite becomes a bit more mild of the sugar, and you taste the citrus better when its cold.
I knew this was going to be bad when he starts it off by cracking open a pepsi...
pepsi is better than coke nigga
@@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413 Pepsi is like overly sweet candy and is disgusting to finish a can of, coke is for adults
@@FilthyWeeb27 That sounds like every soda ever.
Pepsi or Coke Vanille!!!
But in Germany they Taste different
Big Red Soda?!!! Where is it? Your a Texan Asmond so I’m surprised that wasn’t present in the tier list
I know it's not soda but if you want a great energy drink.... Ghost blue raspberry sour patch is really freaking good. It's literally like drinking liquefied blue sour patch.
Also idk about other faygo flavors but the cotton candy flavor kicks ass.
Vanilla coke is God tier. How dare you
I fully trust oval head man with his soda recommendations.
I don’t he’s to picky
You should trust no man that dislikes cherry coke
When you have type 1 diabetes and can't drink non-diet soft drinks (sodas).
@@RyLo18D i like coke zero the best imo. The normal coke tastes like shit and is sticky. It also has some calories and if i would drink it, i surely would have diabetes and i would be fat too.
May I ask why you can not drink non-diet sodas? To my knowledge you should be able to drink non-diet sodas at least sometimes using insulin to control blood sugar. I'm just curious because I'm also type 1 diabetic for almost 20 years
@@Oz1991 Because of how much sugar they have in them.
Lol just drink mate. America is the country where if you wanna eat and drink trash, balloon up to 600lbs and die of heart attack at 43, you can do it.
@@kronkrian100 That's terrible advice to a diabetic.
I think that diet soda may have gotten better over the years, I almost never drink soda but I remember diet soda tasting terrible when I was a kid. Recently I had a diet Dr Pepper though and it was pretty damn good imo
I like how when he starts saying trash about a drink or praising it, the music starts getting epic
Sprite is S tier. A good sprite is tasty and refreshing while Coca Cola or Pepsi just leaves you hang.
I drink mountain dew, and im called Kyle. So just imagine my shock when he says mountain dew is drank by your typical kyle. Lmao.
One of the 23 flavors of dr pepper already is cherry, they just add more.
It ruins the perfect harmony
"I prefer the real version of the fake stuff."
American food in a nut shell.
School cuts Dr Pepper for health reasons but leaves in orange soda...... wat
Azmon gonna make a McDonalds MMORPG where the abilities are all different sodas and the bosses are the diet versions.
My respect level actually dropped for asmongold when he said he has never tried Baja Blast
@@UltimateGamerCC Taco bell is his favorite fast food chain. He goes there all the time.
9:45 when someone tells you to lose weight.
Hey Asmon, i gotta say, 1 or 2 years ago when i stumbled uppon your videos, i thought you were the most annoying and stuck up troll I’ve seen. A few months ago, out of excruciating boredom, i was forced to watch some of your videos and over time i grew to love your content. I realized you are one of the best content creator, entertainer, comedian and teacher on this platform, and lets not forget a really smart guy.
We all appreciate your hard work and thank you for the amazing times you create for all of us
8:25
Matpat would like to know your location
3:50 I love how even his chat was disgusted by what he said
I havent drank a single sip of soda in over 10 years.
thats why you can say "over 10 years" hehe
I hate having to go to a fast food place and ask for water because the only drinks they have are sugary crap
@@vitanus yea and the classic "you get to taste the sugar and enjoy the sip" instead of gurlping it down. for me its baklava
Yup, best advice you can give someone is to take their health seriously and stop drinking this literal garbage, or they're gonna regret it sooner or later.
what a sad fucking life that is
BRUH THE WAY HE SAID “Joritos” HAD ME DYINH EJEJDJDNNRRNNFNFFN
Asmongold calls himself a gamer and _DOESN'T_ remember Surge? Press X to doubt. *M A D S U S.*
This list is confirmation that Asmon is from a whole other timeline
Us Texans love Dr pepper. Yup it is the Goat
US uses high fructose corn syrup instead of sugar in drinks because there are high sugar tariffs and high corn subsidies. This makes corn syrup wayy cheaper than sugar. Great Vid btw.
“How poor your school is can be told by how many Juggalos are in your school” asmongold true facts lol
For how much soda he drinks it is amazing how little he knows about it.
This aged well. (he did a tastetest with sodapoppin.)
As an american whos been to the eu,its expensive to be a soda drinker there. Between the no refills in restaurants and the smaller bottle sizes its not very cost efficient
Not only are you getting the bad drink, you're not getting good drink. - Shirou Emjya
Asmongold "Now , Squirt!"
Iam gonna leave it at that
u cant be dogging coke zero and vanilla coke like that. Assuming the recipes are the same as in australia
I've never seen a person so devoted to soda. Lmao
Try Honolulu Blue Cream Soda by Towne Club. As a native of the Metro-Detroit area, I have to say that glass bottle Faygo and Town Club are amazing sodas. I'm drinking a Rock and Rye right now.
I unsubbed when you never had baja blast and say you know about soda
the second he talked about cactus cooler was the second everyone should disregard this man
only one man i ever knew drank catcus cooler,Vx
@Large Man jeez. Do you like cactus cooler man?
lmao for a soda expert, he literally just enjoys the most mainstream sodas.
Yeah the local soda's are really good in compairson. I think the biggest difference is the Shitty High Fructose Corn Syrup they put in them. A real soda will have Cane Sugar. Check out Thomas Kemper Cream Soda and Root Beer sometime you won't be dissapointed!
they're mainstream for a reason bro
Jones is the best soda ever, the watermelon is my favorite it literally tastes like watermelon not artificial
Regular bottled coke still has the corn syrup, the type you can buy with cane sugar is Mexican Coca Cola, which is sold at Chipotle or sometimes in Target as 4 packs.
I love the irony that when he said "7up, more like 7down" there are 7 tiers ans 7up was at the bottom 😂