Geometry Dash's WORST "Hackers"
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 18 ส.ค. 2021
- Geometry Dash hackers kinda suck bro. So many fake Tartarus and Arcturus completions ugh.
I use the term 'hacker' very loosely here, in this context mainly just ppl who fake completions. (Yes I know a decent amount of them are jokes)
I would put links here but I dont want ppl to be mean to em so nah tbh.
Big thanks to naxx for helping me find some of these!!!!
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#geometrydash - เกม
SpaceUK's students
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No wonder why they can’t hide that there hacking 😂
nah, this wargack students
@@RadSlayer-OH NAH
This turned out very well lmaoo
i knew naxx would be here
fake
My hero!!!!
YOU ARE BETTER THEN TOPI
Naxx kowareta when
These kids gonna grow up to be the next SpaceUK what a talented man. so proud of him
BROOOO SO FRRRRR
LOLL
that's wild and hilarous
lol
Bro wake up today and chose war lmfao bros wild 😂
15:26 Can we just appreciate how much this syncs with the music?
Lol ikr
4:08 dude literally turned into a sorting algorithm
He turned into a broken microwave when my foods done
That's not human at all XD that sound is not normal.
sylv
Lol
lmao exactly
14:33 his heart rate man, he done pumped more blood in a minute that the entire continent in a year combined LOLL
You had me laughing with your comment ngl xD
17256 bpm to be exact
Dude my stomach hurts so bad bc of this im fucking dying💀
he drank a potion that makes you pump that much blood
r/rareinsult
14:24 this is a parody of the video "completing super Mario bros in 5 minutes"
15:04 - To be honest, I was dying of laughter with this part of him getting a discord call while he was "trying" to beat the level. XD
*WhO's CaLlInG mY dIsCoRd!?!*
*I'm trying to beat Bloodlust! >:((*
7:47 This mouse actually does have wireless capabilities, however the connecter doesnt fit a phone because it's designed for typical USB ports
I mean, there's an adapter for it but im not sure lol
@@NotHyperion yeah there is. I have one
OTG
I had one to but ya
Usb to micro usb adaptor
12:44
"Haxxor?"
Well, uh… YES 😂
For anyone that doesn’t know, I’m pretty sure No. 16 was making fun of the guy who faked a Super Mario speedrun by splicing other people’s runs
I loved that xD
the "drink soda while being hesitant on whether to pick up your controller" strategy is applicable to almost any game
i think that was gd colon lol
@@tennisbaIlI love dg period
You forgot SpaceUK
tbh being capable of hacking for 2 years straight and not get caught is quite impressive for a hacker
@@zob3412 yes
12:43, even robtop knew
Yep
"Haxxor?"
"Haxxor?"
"Haxxor?"
"Haxxor?"
14:30 its clearly Badabun's Mario "speedrun" parody
true
Badabun and he is legit wdym?
ikr i just noticed
how have i never seen it before
That's colon I think
@@epnrgoin If you aren't joking and you seriously never heard of this drama. Badabun made a "sub 5 minutes Super Mario Brothers speedrun", trying to pass a stolen parts of other people's runs as his own. He didn't even made any research and there was many red flags proving "his" run inlegitmate, here's some examples:
-Literally in the first second of the gameplay Mario used Tool asisted speedrun only fast-acceleration technique allowing Mario to readch max speed faster saving some frames, this is Tas only because it requires to press both A and B at the same time which is impossible on the original controler leading to making it banned.
-In the 1-1 shortcut there's already much to talk about, 1) He picked 10 coins but the counter went up by 11, 2) The stats appeared after the rest of the level which also isn't possible on original console, the entire interface was always appearing first at once and then Mario spawned where he was meant to, 3) sounds did not matched the gameplay, and it all happened in the first shortcut in 1-1
-Immediately after exiting the shortcut it was obvious what run he stolen, there's a glitch that lets Mario clip into the flagpole and save some time in the animation of the flag being changed, it requires a precise setup with ~2 frames window, Tas literally yolos it like nothing happened jumping from stair to stair and doing the flagpole glitch.
And here's what this entire disscution is about: In the 1-2 or 4-2 he wasn't sure if he had enough time so he decided to take a slice of pizza and take a bite, but then realized the animation was ending and came back to the controler, but it was too late, Mario moved when he wasn't even holding the controler. Also he was bitting the pizza and drinking the coke between levels which evolved into a meme that "Super Mario Bros speedrun isn't legit if you are not eating pizza and drinking coke". Here's a video of a professional analizing this run
th-cam.com/video/AFrQ1_2bbsI/w-d-xo.html
2:24 I CANT STOP LAUGHING
Laser Gunner laser gunner
@@avbagd Yeah
4:03 the way this kid cries at the end has me literally dying
*robot noises* was bro💀
ive been trying to find the og vid but i havent found it yet
14:12 This one is actually such a great parody lmao, love it
The Badabun video is now going to different games.
Badabun is so cancer for the Latin community lol
Thats actually colon
lol
@@heart_locket2 Wow, thanks for the information EVERYONE knew.
15:44 YO HE CRACKEDDDD
4:08 bro turned into misanthrope 💀
14:58 to 16:10 seriously made me sweat by how much I've laughed
how to be a pro at gd nowadays : 1) connect a mouse to ur phone
2) scream in every second of the level
3) either have no audio or hyperventilate
4) use 100% totally not an auto version of the extreme demon
5) have 0 jumps (the most important bit)
nice video btw
Finally! I can now get good the game!!
6. terminite
6. Popcorn clicks
@@kagamine-rin i forgor
@@kagamine-rin no 7 u fool i write 6
At the very end, It's so funny how your choking is perfectly synced to the wave. 17:17
bruhhh
"geometry dash but when I'm dying I click in game"
Lol
Это рофл, придурок
17:14 the level literally said him "DIE" right while he was chocking it can't be a coincidence
6:04, LOL THIS IS EVEN FUNNIER
15:40 bro i laughed soo damn hard in this part, how did bro even got stuck there
Skill issue
14:17 is a callback when a famous Spanish TH-cam banabun “Beat” super Mario bros. In 5 minutes.
Its a meme basicly
He probably knows. Plus everybody knows that Tubular9 is GD Colon
@@churumusco1 yep. its Portuguese
@@5yl. no,its spanish
I knew it, that's why the heartrate seems familiar
@@5yl. I’m Portuguese and I can confirm it is spanish
Guys at 11:30 the audio glitches out and goes quiet, you need to turn your volume up to hear it properly
He became an actual NFL stadium when I turn my back on the game
I cant even hear it with max volume but when i did wear headphones i did heqr it perfectly! Guys wear headphones here
Congrats you killed my ears.
3:55 BRO WHEN HE SCREAMED THE LIGHTS IN MY ROOM STARTED FLICKERING WTF 😂
4:09 E E E (Firework and Pac-Man sounds initiate)
4:08 sounded like a firework going off but your ears have been destroyed before you heard it
“are we sure a human made that sound?”
Sounding like a zebra
sounds like a dying horse on a saturated mic
0:59 i love the fact that he turns on his volume like on mobile while hes pretending that hes on PC
he has a pc but he used a mobile to copy the gameplay cus he doewnt have a software recording
4:07 bro sounded like a fire work
3:46 the funniest part by far
the first kid's skills are just remarkable to me who hasn't even beaten a demon in my 3 years of GD.
when he said ooh kenos
i felt that
Duck!
i like how to monitor is not even on and the recording is from a phone
I've played for 6 years and I have never even beat an unofficial insane :(
Do The Nightmare, i've been stuck on the first sixth of Map Packs for a while now, yet I was able to do Nightmare in a week with 490 attempts.
14:31 i was legit dying😐👍
🦊
This is genuinely one of the best videos on all of youtube I haven't laughed this much in weeks.
12:44 is no one gonna talk about how perfect the completion screen is?
4:04 made me laugh so hard
HE SOUNDS LIKE A BIRD STUCK IN A CAGE
😂😂
It always gets me
E E E E E E OOO AAA HAE HAE HAE HAE HAEEEEEEE
that part somehow remembers me of pacman
second "hacker" was the funniest shit ive ever seen. i laughed so hard i had to pause the video for like 5 minutes just to stop laughing
2:20
@@ascegd2225 and that last sound killed me
Dose anyone knows his channel?
@@kirteepurohit8691 The Channels name is Terminite, but can be found by searching Koufun, there’s like 17 of these videos, but she doesn’t do them no more. I’m friends with this person.
@@NexusTTV thanks nexsus
@@kirteepurohit8691 sus...
3:46 is pure gold
The kid at 13:46 is actually speaking russian. His first phrase translating like "oh, all" and means like "ok, i got it" and second is "yes, boys!"
Idk how relevant this comment is after 2 years, but...
Good video anyways
I don't understand anything but this was epic 😎
Doggy
Fair lmao
Doggy
Doggy
Doggy
10:45 I feel like he wanted to make it look realistic, so just died on purpose lmao
The guy beating erebus sounded like he was summoning some demon made from the fusion of the nine circles of hell
But where is SpaceUk?
I see no issues with any of these videos, they are simply skilled at the game
Good gaming chair
Lol no i could see the auto look closer
@@jhonnyduckface2070 r/woooosh
@@jhonnyduckface2070 don’t you understand sarcasm?
There was 0 context if that was sarcasm or not. -_-
14:12 i laughed so hard on this part
Same
Sane
i cant with the badabun refrence
The slow hack is literally built into mobile if you turn on smooth fix and force smooth fix then have the world's shittiest phone
On no7 its so obvious his mouse does nothing XD. It would've litterally been a better idea to have a wireless mouse and turn on that little circle that means a device is connected (a device dosen't have to be connected for the circle to show up, but for a wireless device to be connected that circle needs to be there).
Wow the 17th haxxer (14:50) is just legendary 🤣
*The first Russian kid is just joking =)*
*He also says "So, everything is quiet!" "I Beat Kenos"*
7:23 it is possible to connect a mouse to your phone if you use a usb to micro usb or usb-c adapter depending on your phone in most cases since usually mouses are designed for regular usb ports. infact i did that on my phone and it wasnt that bad. most of the times
“Off shore, im about to go war” got me rollin💀💀
I like how he's heavily breathing like a serial killer chases after him trying to run with a wounded leg
Who??? We can’t just read your mind
"we're playing peaceful today lets go"
*cold sweat starts playing*
Yes, very much Peaceful.
@@yeetaleet_gd its a joke man
@@heart_locket2 I'm aware lol
“we’re playing peaceful…”
**reads title**
“i mean cold sweat”
I said that because 5 seconds before this I was trying to make a video like this but with peaceful lol
11:03 I can't stop wheezing from this
3:12 that reminds me of that fairy oddparents episode where timmy get involved in a tv channels stuff and he ended up in a race where all people do that sounds xd
6:15 we can see the red bar
"Nah its in the level"
14:39 dude's heart be beating faster than hacker number 2's wave clicks
3:49 this is the funniest part this made me laugh 🤣🤣🤣
Bubuerus
Erebusbus
@@avbagd *incomprehensible screaming*
the second one was the best one so far lmaooooo (especially at the end)
15:25 "the swing copter was p"
4:09 A wild zebra went to its natural habitat.
he sounds like a sorting algorithm
@@mayimimi9615 LMAO
@@mayimimi9615 wouldn't be suprised If that was edited sorting algorithm sounds
the first one: UGHT UGHT DUCK
Bro it’s so annoying when I see hackers but you lemoncak3 made these buffoons look so funny😂
they are very "good" at the game
gaming mouse and chair
"bad and faking it."
@@whaky1149 r/Wooooooosh
Nah, he's just "very" at the game
you put an extra o in "good"
"probably woulda helped if he turned the computer on"
LMFAO
That first kid even had a 10 dollar mouse, the first one on “gaming mouse” on Amazon
the Erebus one killed me 😂😂😂
I loved the first guy’s technique, it is something I have never seen before and could definitely be influencial and useful to players that are just starting to play the game
5:21 why do i love how he said “bloodbath copy”
cool to see that you are not making those gd shorts that often
"the boy with big dreams" 💀
IK💀
15:12 mental Illnesses be like
8:40
Easy Demons in 2030 be like
2:52 he really thought he could hide it LMAO
I litteraly watched all video with headphonds and i almost got deaf on the zodiac part
"What? Child is evolving!"
"Child learned clicking
child forgot slap"
Exposing "hackers" once again, I'm pretty sure like 90% of these people are sarcastic
the badabun parody
I can tell they are
I mean most of these are kids, and kids are dumb and attention seeking
I don't doubt most of them legit thought it would pass as real so they can stop getting their lunch money stolen
4:07 Who ya gonna call? Ghost Busters!
“Who’s calling me on discord I’m trying to beat bloodlust” I lost it
“ is that really a human that made that sound? “ me: *allow me to introduce myself.*
2:05 that's an auto part of the level I think
GuYs i tHinK thAT gUy is JeaLouS beCausE oF tHeSe sKillS!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1
One word;
video
@@adieuingtwo words
It's sarcasm
@@Player3-ug5px 24 words
jokes in the internet are so damn stupid you can make fun of a dead person and claim you were joking what the hell
You CAN setup an ipad with a keyboard. I used to set WASD to use the right spots on minecraft
0:17 that slap was personal
7:05 A tryhard at its finest.
Guys.. Im not sure he was using his mouse ಠ_ಠ 6:50
When the first one started and when he said "ooh ah tuk" my mum was like what are you watching?!
4:04
XD
8:22
He must be disguised as KaiGuy
1:09 oh my god that is hilarious
"Hacker" 16 is actually referring to a fake super mario speedrun someone made a few years ago, where the "speedrunner" ate pizza and drank cola during the run.
You mean Badabun?
@@All3ry ye
Badabun moment lol
0:42 bro stop animal abuse 😞
7:34 yes, thats possible. i had a phone with mouse once,you just need an USB-Micro USB tranformer
“Soul leaves his body” That got me laughing so hard
7:29 this is how i imagine mobile players
0:46 Bro's technic is on another level
3:09 : That one kid in class for no reason
5:31 He’s so good not even discord can stop him.
This guy has breathing synced to the music 15:20
2:11 wow
The heart beat hacker was just a parody of the mario speedrun by badabun