This is probably the best sponsorship premise I've ever received. My talents have finally been recognized I'll also be streaming on Twitch when this comment is an hour old! www.twitch.tv/rtgamecrowd
Creeper, Oh man, So we back in the mine, Got our pickaxe swinging from, Side to side, Side side to side, This task's a grueling one, Hope to find some diamonds to- Night night night, Diamonds to-night, Heads up, You hear a sound, turn around and look up, Total shock fills your body, Oh no it's you again, I could never forget those, Eyes eyes eyes, Eyes eyes eyes eyes, (CHORUS) 'Cause baby tonight, The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again, 'Cause baby tonight, You grab your pick, shovel And bolt again, bolt again -gain, And run, run, until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn', 'Cause baby tonight, The creeper's tryin' to steal all Our stuff again, stuff again -gain, Just when you think you're safe, Overhear some hissing from, Right be-hind, Right right be-hind, That's a nice life you have, Shame it's got to end at this, Time time time, Time time time time, Blows up, And your health bar drops and you could use a one-up, Get inside, don't be tardy, So now you're stuck in there, Half a heart is left but don't, Die die die, Die die die die, (CHORUS) 'Cause baby tonight, The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again, 'Cause baby tonight, You grab your pick, shovel And bolt again, bolt again -gain. And run, run, until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn, 'Cause baby tonight, The creeper's tryin' to steal all Our stuff again, (Creepers, you're mine) (Haha) (RAP) Dig up diamonds, Craft those diamonds, Make some armor, Get it baby, Gonna forge it Like your so MLG pro, The sword's made of diamond So come at me, bro, (Huh) Trainin' in your room Under the torchlight Hone that form To get you ready for the big fight, Every single day, And the whole night, Creepers' out prowlin' (whew) all right, Look at me, look at you Take my revenge, That's what I'm gonna do I'm a, warrior baby, What else is new? And my blade's gonna tear through you, (Chorus) (Bring it) 'Cause baby tonight, The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again, (Gather your stuff, yeah, let's take back the world) Yeah baby tonight, (Haha) Have your sword, armor and go (It's on) Take your revenge! So fight, fight, Like it's the last, last night of your life, life Show them your fight, (CHORUS) 'Cause baby tonight, The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again, 'Cause baby tonight, You grab your pick, shovel And bolt again, bolt again -gain. And run, run, until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn, 'Cause baby tonight, The creeper's tried to steal all our stuff again.
Fun fact during the potato famine Ireland was actually producing all kinds of food but the British made them export literally everything besides potatoes
@@Jotunn96 Eh, not exactly true. Ireland was absolutely producing more food, but the British didn't make them export it, the government just didn't ban exporting it so the people who wanted to get rich sold it. Yay capitalism.
I do my very best to be as transparent and clear as possible. I think it's a bit shite jumping into a video on a whim to only find that the first two minutes is plugging, so I give people a heads up from the title
RTGame With or without the warning, you can still skip ahead into the video. If the title and/or thumbnail doesn’t match the video, then it most probably is clickbait.
I like this new name for the colour pink. Pink is indeed aggressive purple. And in turn, purple is edgy pink. All colours should be named after what version of another colour they are.
I believe it's a talent because it takes so much willpower for me to be a dick to people in games. RT does it so easily and just KNOWS how to make the most depressing game worlds possible lol
Normal sponsors: ok, promote our thing and we’ll give you money, got it? Normal TH-camrs: sure! Kalypso: ... RTGame: ... Kalypso: *cause suffering.* RTGame: k.
0:16 OMGOSH I NEVER THOUGHT ID HEAR SOME PROFESSIONAL SAY THAT *BLESS YOU RT FOR HAVING SOMEONE SAYING THIS AND IT ACTUALLY NOT REFERRING TO A BAD THING*
RTGames : "Theyve seen the terrible things ive done to people and want me do it again by paying me" Me : "Im lucky his not the president of my country"
could you imagine if planet coaster used Havok, the same physics engine as MK, you can use it for some weird stuff. Expecially planet coaster, you could have a roller coaster stay on a roller coaster even if there is no track. or if like minecraft used it.
I'd love if you did more of this. Tropico is probably one of my favorite game series and 6 looks fucking awesome. btw good job on importing thousands of pineapples
Oh, they certainly found the perfect guy to sponsor their game. I'm glad you're so open about it being sponsored, and also for the fact that being sponsored didn't make any difference in the way you play. You're great, i hope you get loads more of sponsorships like this one.
I cannot even begin to fathom how fitting this is. The fact this video exists feels almost lovecraftian to me, it's so awesome in it's just.. In it's existence. It Is.
you know when the tropico devs say youd make a great dictator from your content that you truly are the king of youtube dictators but like tropico you make it fun
This is probably the best sponsorship premise I've ever received. My talents have finally been recognized
I'll also be streaming on Twitch when this comment is an hour old! www.twitch.tv/rtgamecrowd
Creeper,
Oh man,
So we back in the mine,
Got our pickaxe swinging from,
Side to side,
Side side to side,
This task's a grueling one,
Hope to find some diamonds to-
Night night night,
Diamonds to-night,
Heads up,
You hear a sound, turn around and look up,
Total shock fills your body,
Oh no it's you again,
I could never forget those,
Eyes eyes eyes,
Eyes eyes eyes eyes,
(CHORUS)
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight,
You grab your pick, shovel
And bolt again, bolt again -gain,
And run, run, until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn',
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's tryin' to steal all
Our stuff again, stuff again -gain,
Just when you think you're safe,
Overhear some hissing from,
Right be-hind,
Right right be-hind,
That's a nice life you have,
Shame it's got to end at this,
Time time time,
Time time time time,
Blows up,
And your health bar drops and you could use a one-up,
Get inside, don't be tardy,
So now you're stuck in there,
Half a heart is left but don't,
Die die die,
Die die die die,
(CHORUS)
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight,
You grab your pick, shovel
And bolt again, bolt again -gain.
And run, run, until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn,
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's tryin' to steal all
Our stuff again,
(Creepers, you're mine)
(Haha)
(RAP)
Dig up diamonds,
Craft those diamonds,
Make some armor,
Get it baby,
Gonna forge it
Like your so MLG pro,
The sword's made of diamond
So come at me, bro,
(Huh)
Trainin' in your room
Under the torchlight
Hone that form
To get you ready for the big fight,
Every single day,
And the whole night,
Creepers' out prowlin' (whew) all right,
Look at me, look at you
Take my revenge,
That's what I'm gonna do
I'm a, warrior baby,
What else is new?
And my blade's gonna tear through you,
(Chorus)
(Bring it) 'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again,
(Gather your stuff, yeah, let's take back the world)
Yeah baby tonight,
(Haha)
Have your sword, armor and go
(It's on)
Take your revenge!
So fight, fight,
Like it's the last, last
night of your life, life
Show them your fight,
(CHORUS)
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight,
You grab your pick, shovel
And bolt again, bolt again -gain.
And run, run, until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn,
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's tried to steal all our stuff again.
love u
Rum Ross > Bob Ross
"You'd make a great dictator"
Damn right Sherlock
RTGame+ hi
Now these are the kinds of sponsors a youtuber wants
yes lol
Calypso knows how to tickle RT’s fancy.
Yes, not forced sponsors.
You mean a sponsor a TH-camr like rt wants
You good sir, are correct.
Reply 6, like 4.7k
I can totally imagine a dictator getting drunk as hell and importing 19,000 pineapples thinking it was an export
Ah yes l i f e
Just another day in the life of El Presidente!
Not all heroes wear capes.
Some are named Tobias.
but not Tobias funke
but are you sure that he isn't wearing a cape?
Well about time someone realized the gravitas of carrying such an amazing name.
Bold of you to assume Tobias isn’t wearing a cape
Not all Dictators wear Military Uniforms.
Some are named Tobias.
The accidental importation of 19000 pineapples might be my favorite moment on this channel.
you have 420 likes, I don't want to change it even how much I like to like your comment
@@duck1ente oof
We are going to have to put it on our pizzas
Penultimo: Why are we in so much debt El Presidente?
El Presidente Covered with pineapples: I dont know
1500th like
"I can't lose the election if everyone's dead."
This is the content I subscribed for.
6:05
"We don't have any wealthy so we just keep them poor"
-@Fizzy Fusion, probably.
-Me, probably
Spurdo Jesus you again, goodbye toxic loooooooooser
But...you can't win elections if everyone is dead, either :-/
Who knew an Irish person would make his nation's economy dependent on one crop
Oh no...
Fun fact during the potato famine Ireland was actually producing all kinds of food but the British made them export literally everything besides potatoes
@@Jotunn96 Eh, not exactly true. Ireland was absolutely producing more food, but the British didn't make them export it, the government just didn't ban exporting it so the people who wanted to get rich sold it. Yay capitalism.
@@John_Smith. Yay...???
@@CatholicWeeb That last sentence was me being sarcastic.
I don't think I've ever seen a game company sponsor someone by acknowledging their evil side but god did they choose the right person for the job.
I would honest love to see them put a reference to RT in Tropico 6 or give him something special in it.
@@ShamanVoodooMan
Ooh, yes :-D.
and godamn it is working, it made me want to purchase this game solely for this sponsor (kinda like how a lot of people watch Jojo for memes)
@@ShamanVoodooMan then in the future RT makes a map for Tropico :D
"How do I enforce Child Labor?"
- RTGame, 2019
RT would love Frostpunk then.
lol! you are so epic
@@georgegeorge606 hey George, are you on RT's computer again, you know you are not supposed to do that kitty
@@arghnoor kitten***
Hahaha!
"I frankly think you'd make a great dictator."
That is singlehandedly the best sponsorship message. *EVER.*
• - VESZTÉSEG - • zangoose?
I'd take the sponsorship 100%
If anyone told me that I’d be so proud.
• - VESZTÉSEG - • that name.
sun sorb much?
GregoryMom ,
Yes.
Don't mind me replying with the simplest answer ever after a week.
"Thank goodness you're here! I've been floating in the middle of the ocean holding my PhD for days!"
*”and i frankly think you’d make a great dictator.”*
you’re definitely right lmao
Dicktator*
Antimatter_Roblox lmao
Couldn’t of said it better.
It is amazing that unlike most youtubers the first words in the title is "I was sponsored".
This level on honesty is amazing.
Its only been a minute and this here is a sponsor that KNOWS who they’re sponsoring.
"uh john are you sure?"
"*Y e e s*"
i think the just cause 3 sponsor kinda knew but here they definately did.
they wanted to see what he could do XD
*an aggressive shade of purple*
Sounds like a deep purple cover band
thanos
"Hey everybody! We are agressive shade of purple and this is our new song 'CYM IS THE NEW WORLD ORDER"
With their hot song Steam on the Ocean
@@Jsssddfgffghshdhdhusjsjd Steam on The Pond* FTFY
*Buys 19,000 pineapples*
RT is the guy who the math questions are warning us about
If Brazillio has 20,000 pineapples, and RT buys 19,000 of those pineapples, how many pineapples does Brazillio have left?
@@rubedog961 if rt has 19000 pineapples and tobias takes 30%, how many pineapples will rt have left?
Rubedog 11
Fizzy Fusion ¥iff
@@rubedog961 None because RT killed Brazillio with nuclear weapons.
"I can't lose the election if everyone's dead."
- Stalin, 1927
- Donald Trump, 2020
@King Nonce it’s called a quote
spoken like a true dictator
*Yes of course. Calypso Media knows exactly how to swoon Rt*
Nice
Nice
Nice
Nice
Nice
Pineapples?
RT: ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK.
Your always so open about sponsorship, It's a breath of fresh air.
I do my very best to be as transparent and clear as possible. I think it's a bit shite jumping into a video on a whim to only find that the first two minutes is plugging, so I give people a heads up from the title
RTGame
With or without the warning, you can still skip ahead into the video. If the title and/or thumbnail doesn’t match the video, then it most probably is clickbait.
@@RTGame It's refreshing and makes me actually want to watch the sponsorship when its out in the air rather then skip or ignore it.
@KaaCroy
Yep, I agree completely.
It's illegal not to say it
I like this new name for the colour pink.
Pink is indeed aggressive purple.
And in turn, purple is edgy pink.
All colours should be named after what version of another colour they are.
Yellow is neutral orange
Red is aggressive orange
PONK
Green is just mud blue
Blue is sky green
"We don't have resources we can't afford war." *litteraly next frames buys 19,000 pineapples*
Breaking News: Irish TH-camr Becomes Dictator, Already Accidentally Imported 19,000 Pineapples
Why Do You Type Like This? Damn. You. Must. Be. Tired. Pressing. Your. Shift. Key. All. The. Time.
0:12 That's how you know they're *actual* fans, not just pandering!
‘Recognising my talents’
If destroying thousands of lives is a talent
I believe it's a talent because it takes so much willpower for me to be a dick to people in games. RT does it so easily and just KNOWS how to make the most depressing game worlds possible lol
Stalin was a fucking pro.
Harrypotamus ! I mean lmao he kinda failed tho
Lmao what a failure xD
He was trying to kill a lot of Jews and he did just that.
And then killed himself.
Of course it's a talent, didn't you watch the video?
RTGame as "The Dictator" in _A Tragedy of Bananas_ .
What, is that like _Death of a Salesman?_
El Presidente!
Masacre de las bananeras
RTGame as The Dictator: _its bananas!_
Rt the type of guy to make a video thats litterally an add and it still be extreamly enjoyable
The world finally wants rum.
RTGame: We're not producing rum anymore
The world: But where has the rum gone?
Jeez dude, you’re getting sponsors left and right!
You forgot about center
Cal What about diagonally?
lets the money roll in
You sir are Indeed a rising comment god, at least on the videos I watch
Well, Tobias wasn't lying
You make a great dictator
Wow. You really managed to create a Banana Republic.
More like pineapple
*The People's Democratic Republic Of Bananas*
The P.D.R.B
*"Maybe the crown's not so bad, OK?"*
-RTgame, an Irishman
_angry nein-ing from a distant island_
@Fizzy Fusion His pseudonym was Pinochet.
Argentina doesnt sound too happy...
RT: Look guys I'm a bit new at being a dictator.
Me: Stop lying.
you really would make a great dictator, and i'm not sure if that's an insult or a compliment
Damn RT
High density housings
“They’re poor people, that’s what they get”
Art imitates life 😂
Now RT controls both Tropico and the entirety of West Virginia, this is getting out of hand
My lord, is that... legal?
@@zluurkeaksz The law requires I say no
now there's two of them !
Łukasz Żurek I will make it legal
It doesn’t matter, RT is the law now.
"How do i enforce child-labour?" -RTGame, 2019
Enforce not endorse
He put enforce
I want to grow up to be a dictator, just like RT.
How’s your progress?
@@samboi123 Got animal crossing a month ago so I'd say I'm safely on my way
@@Geoooooooooo nice
It’s perfect that those words are coming out of a Ralsei pic.
This sponsorship was well invested. Your video and the streams by The Spiffing Brit made me buy the game (and I very rarely buy full-priced games).
You should run for president,
*Us six year olds will support you*
You mean DICTATOR
Six year olds cant vote, were gonna have to try for a dictatorship run by six year old underlings
Russian Union *child labor activated*
@@randomstuff9005 hes got my support
I'll supply lots of guns
Keila Fleischbein You ruined the joke...
Normal sponsors: ok, promote our thing and we’ll give you money, got it?
Normal TH-camrs: sure!
Kalypso: ...
RTGame: ...
Kalypso: *cause suffering.*
RTGame: k.
There will never be a more suiting sponsorship.
RTgames: I'm running out of money...
Also RTgames:oil wells ?! I want oil wells!
Also also RTgames:let's import 19000 pineapples!
*when a guy with a silly Moustache says he can fix everything*
"Did I just buy 19,000 pineapples?!"
RT - 2019
When you realize that you can get payed for doing what you do everyday
Lol
0:16 OMGOSH I NEVER THOUGHT ID HEAR SOME PROFESSIONAL SAY THAT *BLESS YOU RT FOR HAVING SOMEONE SAYING THIS AND IT ACTUALLY NOT REFERRING TO A BAD THING*
Bob Scotch: the joy of getting plastered
Gonna need more sponsors now that Article 13 will take down anything remotely copyright
No its gonna stop him from being able to upload, I hate article 13/article 17 (samething)
It’s gonna take 2 years to be fully implemented
Well Britain isn’t going to have to worry about that.
RTGames : "Theyve seen the terrible things ive done to people and want me do it again by paying me"
Me : "Im lucky his not the president of my country"
he isn't...
yet.
"A nice little happy tree right here it's your world and your imagination" - Bob Ross 19??
*_”we love your style”_*
Years after this city becomes a ghost town Donkey Kong declares himself the new ruler, this is actually the story of the Donkey Kong
In Tropico there are only two classes, you and everyone else.
As a Brazilian, I fiercely relate to this historic documentary about my country
“How do i enforce child labor?”- RT 2019
5:05
and then 8:32 came
"I can introduce child labor!"
Jérémy Auzou yep😂😂
We just need to convince non-existing Telltale to sponsor RT now so he's forced to play Minecraft Storymode Season 2
That feeling when RT convinces you to buy a game
It was Sea of Thieves and Stardew Valley for me
no one
RTGame: *h e e h o o, b o o n a n a*
Sees dictatorship in title
*Instantly clicks as fast as humanly possible*
I think you mean inhumanely
Fingers moves faster then the speed of light in a period shorter then a planck instant. Reaching accrlerations far sutpassing the planck acceleration.
As soon as I saw "Dic" is when I clicked
@@arghnoor true dictatorship standards 🙌
The intro made me laugh so hard. Wonderful. More game companies should be like this.
That's a bit specific RT. do you need some help? Are you ok?
So this got a few likes but you probably forgot it existed
First time?
"Ah I can make a logging camp! Okay let's get rid of all this natural beauty."
Preordered.
Love you RTgame! Your videos make me laugh so much. Keep being you man. Looking forward to this video because I haven't watched it yet
I didn’t know how much I wanted this until it happened, Tobias is the 🐐
Who needs pineapples says the man who just bought 19000 pineapples
"I frankly think you would make a great dictator."
Earlier...
RT: Becomes dictator.
Everyone: dies.
RTGame, for the ONE MILLIONTH time, JUST PLAY THE GAME THE WAY YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO-
Wait, they WANTED him to be a dictator, oh, ok...we’re screwed
6:20 USA: what’s that did I hear oil
RT as a dictator, oh boy, everyone's about to die in a horrible way... AGAIN
Bonus Ducks!
The worst part is that they WANTED him to be a dictator, so he’s not breaking the rules like he was before.
We’re screwed
could you imagine if planet coaster used Havok, the same physics engine as MK, you can use it for some weird stuff. Expecially planet coaster, you could have a roller coaster stay on a roller coaster even if there is no track. or if like minecraft used it.
"Patented Bob Ross Happy Trees™"
Considering his estate owners license him to energy drinks and MOBAs, this probably exists.
1:30
Me: He’s gonna say it! He’s gonna say it!
RT: Cawwrrrrrss
Me: YES!
This is why I love watching TH-camrs from the UK.
*Ireland
Sorry I started the angry mob of people telling you to click the temple.
I wanted to know if anything happened.
I'd love if you did more of this. Tropico is probably one of my favorite game series and 6 looks fucking awesome.
btw good job on importing thousands of pineapples
RT game: *Accidentally buys 19,000 Pineapples*
Hawaii: This pleases the Poʻe Hawaiʻi
.
Oh, they certainly found the perfect guy to sponsor their game. I'm glad you're so open about it being sponsored, and also for the fact that being sponsored didn't make any difference in the way you play. You're great, i hope you get loads more of sponsorships like this one.
Ah, a game that truly lets RTgame flex his brutality.
That Kalypso sponsorship message, is one of the most beautiful compliments I've ever heard. C': Happy for you RT!
RT: the game fully releases the 29th of March.
me: my birthday uwu 🎂
In this episode RT forms a literal Banana Republic
This reminds me of a certain dictator from n korea
Stal-jon-Lentler
Who?
@seiker 11 r/woooosh
Abob Rossler
Kimmy~poo?
THIS IS THE WHOLESOME TH-cam I GREW UP LOVING BABY!
And the national anthem shall be
"Venus" from Bananarama xD
You should honestly air on radio or some TV show. Your voice and charisma are just amazing.
2029: RTGame moves to Germany. Starts WW3
I cannot even begin to fathom how fitting this is. The fact this video exists feels almost lovecraftian to me, it's so awesome in it's just.. In it's existence. It Is.
We are ganna sell patented bob ross happy trees. For good behaviour in the dictatorship, you shall receive a happy tree.
you know when the tropico devs say youd make a great dictator from your content that you truly are the king of youtube dictators
but like tropico you make it fun
“I can’t lose the election if everyone is dead”
-RTGame 2019
Kalypso likes to sponsor crazy people they even sponsored the craziest of them all let's game it out
This is literally just Cuba.
Good for you for making so many sponsorships! Also amazing that your sponsored videos don't lack any quality compared to your regular ones!
Now you just need to release Ice Nine and end it all.
Seriously dude, I've been watching your content for like a year. You're awesome, you deserve the sponsorship, keep it up.
I litterally got a tropico ad before watching this video
This is just Victorian city skyline. I love it.
Isn't this like, essentially what happened to Central America? Like, wasn't there Banana wars or something?
you werent even trying but you end up with literal banana republic anyway