TF2: A Complete History of the Heavy

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  • @SquimJim
    @SquimJim  6 ปีที่แล้ว +1755

    After looking into it a little more it would probably be more likely that Heavy's father was a Counter-Revolutionary during the Russian Civil War. But I ain't no Russian History major so correct me if I'm wrong.

    • @dubspool
      @dubspool 6 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      To be fair you'd have to be Heavy to understand Russian history

    • @kapjoteh
      @kapjoteh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Isn’t that what you said in the video though?

    • @fantohru2387
      @fantohru2387 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Please do pyro next

    • @SquimJim
      @SquimJim  6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Allen Rubin
      I said Russian revolutions like the 2 that occurred in in 1917. They were followed by a civil war that lasted until 1922. Not a super important detail but I thought I'd clarify.

    • @Psychedlia98
      @Psychedlia98 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Do spy next

  • @AcitoriaVakarianIdunno
    @AcitoriaVakarianIdunno 5 ปีที่แล้ว +912

    "He's even a coin collector"
    There's got to be a catch to this
    "He melts them down to create custom casings"
    There it is

    • @chewie3436
      @chewie3436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Maybe that might explain the reason why "It costs 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon for twelve seconds."

    • @rydoggo
      @rydoggo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Well, that's why each bullet is 200 dollars.

    • @khemically6124
      @khemically6124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@rydoggo well the coins must be rare if 200 Bullets cost 400,000 dollars to fire for 12 seconds

    • @eh2587
      @eh2587 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I dont get it

    • @itsnotpaul8548
      @itsnotpaul8548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@eh2587 the guy collects coins from all around the world coins that may be the last of their kind and melts them to make casings for bullets to shoot at people casings that will probably never be found again

  • @genericprofile2381
    @genericprofile2381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    "Heavy's actually just 6ft 4."
    *just*

    • @jonahglaves6653
      @jonahglaves6653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      My dad is the same height as the heavy then, that’s interesting

    • @Boxfoxyy
      @Boxfoxyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@jonahglaves6653 is he bald and wears fingerless gloves basically all the time?

    • @jonahglaves6653
      @jonahglaves6653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Nathan Moshier no...

    • @ojie285
      @ojie285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@jonahglaves6653 aw

    • @uberd3323
      @uberd3323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Its really not that tall (in America at least) Im 6'4 and theres tons of people that eclipse me in height

  • @StickMaster500
    @StickMaster500 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3270

    We’re forgetting the most important bit of history about Heavy, that he faced off against another Heavy in a go-karting race on a Mario Kart Server.

    • @SquimJim
      @SquimJim  6 ปีที่แล้ว +553

      He also raced Sonic the Hedgehog along with Spy and Pyro that one time.

    • @4rtie
      @4rtie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      After Breakfast I was just about to mention that

    • @owlwithanak4000
      @owlwithanak4000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      OH MY GOD STICKMASTER! AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN!

    • @ducky7724
      @ducky7724 6 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      "Doo yooh rhemnmmembhur vodka"
      "sandwich"

    • @dummkopfthethird5175
      @dummkopfthethird5175 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I learned about the game from Team Fabulous 2

  • @anintruder477
    @anintruder477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1379

    Scout: Sees Sacha in a bed next to heavy
    Scout: That is embarresing...
    Heavy: Yes, I must buy Sacha bigger bed

  • @TheKingOfNachosTM
    @TheKingOfNachosTM 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3108

    “Take it like a man shortie”- Engineer the shortest class

    • @kylelockwood11
      @kylelockwood11 6 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      TheNachoNinja FTW the fact that he says it to scout could be to do with how scout slouches

    • @bush-dog8966
      @bush-dog8966 6 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      Then scout stands up normally and engineer dies a little bit inside of how ironic his quote was.

    • @pqbdwmnu
      @pqbdwmnu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Scout’ll be shorter once he’s just a head

    • @spartanwar1185
      @spartanwar1185 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I always knew Engie was the shortest
      I just found it funny how ironic it was that the shortest class is calling everyone else short

    • @bush-dog8966
      @bush-dog8966 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@spartanwar1185 And after a day of taunting his enemies he goes to bed crying "why mama, why was i born short?" in his sleep.

  • @pancakeman6591
    @pancakeman6591 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Heavy is a gentle giant. He seems to deeply care about his family, more so than the other mercs at least

    • @Koremel1
      @Koremel1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Im not a giant Im just heavy and a little taller than the average human but not giant, giant is 7 feet tall not 6

  • @TheAnnoyingF2P
    @TheAnnoyingF2P 6 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    He's like a big shaved bear that hates people! I feel like Heavy is the most justice-oriented merc - even if he can be cruel at times. He seems to care about children and animals, but can be incredibly violent toward people who have wronged him or chosen to fight him, such as the other mercenaries. He seems like he loves Russia dearly - hence why he still lives in Russia and is willing to display the hammer and sickle during a time in which that was the national symbol most used to represent the country - but is not fond of the Soviet government and Stalinist dictatorship that hurt his family. Also, pootis.

    • @tonacion
      @tonacion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      pretty sure that although he never forgives the ussr repression he is actually a communist. Just look at this cosmetics. Not only hammer and sickles, but stars with five points and so on. He even went to soviet college, and I'm pretty sure he wouldn't have done that if he just wanted to put distances between him and the government. He never actually shows any pity for his father. I think heavy is angry at the communist because they jailed him and their family but not really because the death of his dad.

    • @Ludwig_Perpenhente
      @Ludwig_Perpenhente 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Technically he was a part of "The Teufort Nine"
      The strongest rejects of all time

    • @boomeronet7888
      @boomeronet7888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      The only mercenary with the possibility of being a communist was given the ability to share food with others

    • @rejvaik00
      @rejvaik00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's basically a Russian

    • @leonardo9259
      @leonardo9259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@boomeronet7888 canyougivemesandvich? canyougivemesandvich? canyougivemesandvich?

  • @DracoTheBlack
    @DracoTheBlack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    Some of Heavies voice lines are apparently references to Russian literature. Most notably the outsmart bullet line from Meet the Heavy

    • @scottbruckner4653
      @scottbruckner4653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Really?

    • @exactly488ants2
      @exactly488ants2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      @@scottbruckner4653 It's apparently a reference to a Russian saying that's something like "In war, the dumbest unit is the bullet". Essentially saying that all his enemies are basically dumber than an inanimate object.

    • @therandombrit73
      @therandombrit73 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@exactly488ants2 oh cool nice to know ( I'm trying to say that without sarcasm just so you don't take it the wrong way)

    • @ubt__________
      @ubt__________ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Boolet*

    • @_the_spy_8867
      @_the_spy_8867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Da

  • @joke_r3611
    @joke_r3611 6 ปีที่แล้ว +744

    after breakfast: heavy makes himself sound bigger than he actually is
    heavy: *crushes human throat with one finger*
    me: *yEaH sEemS abOuT rIgHt*

    • @robynneese7329
      @robynneese7329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      SARCASUM YESSSSS

    • @slved
      @slved 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      also heavy: punches out all of scout's blood

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@slved fun fact: both scout, soldier, and heavy were all on the same team during meet the sandvich, they were simply just trying to get to the lunch to eat it

    • @eh2587
      @eh2587 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jockeyfield1954 No, no they weren't

    • @Dan86130
      @Dan86130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Leoeoeon he still has

  • @MrSolomonGaming
    @MrSolomonGaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Heavy supposedly murdered everyone in the gulag when helping his family escape. It's stated that not a single survivor was found.

  • @DrunkenCoward1
    @DrunkenCoward1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    Sometimes when I play Medic and want to charge a Heavy I use the “Activate charge!“ command where Medic goes “Charge me, Herr Doktor!“. Because Heavy is also technically a doctor.

    • @boomeronet7888
      @boomeronet7888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      He's legitimately more qualified than Medic though

    • @hometimemayhem928
      @hometimemayhem928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Tru, but he’s a doctor in Russian literature

    • @skibur848
      @skibur848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Rafael Enriquez well the fact that he could even get the skeleton out to loose it is impressive I mean to not horribly mutilate the body to where no one would notice until he lost it

    • @raaston9761
      @raaston9761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@skibur848 he is a chaotic neutral sometimes he dose good sometimes he dose bad

    • @papereater742
      @papereater742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Rafael Enriquez he literally lost his medical license

  • @-Grovesy-
    @-Grovesy- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    I mean, Heavy being angry at Soldier is justified... Would you want Jane to be your Brother-in-law?

  • @banditkeith6479
    @banditkeith6479 6 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    I am betting Heavy is the cook of the team.

    • @IronHawk96
      @IronHawk96 6 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      Seeing how he probablly had to help around to feed his sisters before he got hired by Redmond and Blutarch, he most likely found out how to cook thanks to his mother.

    • @DaxMarko
      @DaxMarko 6 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      He indeed throws food at his teammates. Wish there was chief cosmetic set for Heavy now.

    • @banditkeith6479
      @banditkeith6479 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      DazMarko Or new eating taunts like drinking soup from a bowl with loud slurping sound. Better yet: make hamshank edible for Heavy.

    • @HondaCivic0053
      @HondaCivic0053 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Dan Vinx it’s probably pyro, because of the cosmetics and taunts

    • @banditkeith6479
      @banditkeith6479 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The Trashman Sad but true.

  • @Neo2266.
    @Neo2266. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1249

    I’m slavic and i gotta say... you managed to butcher every single one of the names XD

    • @sangheliosgaming868
      @sangheliosgaming868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Yep
      I am a slavic too

    • @peach_s0up
      @peach_s0up 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yay, fellow slavs

    • @river_riv._
      @river_riv._ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I'm Slavic too Polish if you're interested in country

    • @Neo2266.
      @Neo2266. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@river_riv._
      Zdrawim kolego
      ...is that something polish people say? I wouldn't know, I'm czech so i just wrote 2 czech words and changed Vs for Ws

    • @Neo2266.
      @Neo2266. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@marekkelin1181
      jup, zdarec sranec :D

  • @Chknoverrice
    @Chknoverrice 6 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    You forgot to say "Heavy is wish making fairy"

    • @Sarum9nich
      @Sarum9nich 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      MAKE WISH.

    • @pikariocraftf2802
      @pikariocraftf2802 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Did you wish for Heavy to kill you? *Wish Granted*

    • @SageDarkwind
      @SageDarkwind 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "Everyone! Friendship is stupid magic!"

    • @deadestegg
      @deadestegg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Heavy regret costume choices

    • @keithkania3810
      @keithkania3810 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *TELL BIRD HE IS P R E T T Y*

  • @0bAm3
    @0bAm3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    Imagine defending your family being through a lot in your life and finally being convinced to go back to the fight
    All then just to crouch and throw sandviches at the enemy team and dance

    • @drippylad3973
      @drippylad3973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      YES YES YES
      YES YES
      YES YES. YES
      *YES*

    • @watertank505
      @watertank505 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@drippylad3973 HOLY SHIT IS THAT A MOTHER FUCKING JOJO REFERENCE???????????????????!!!!!!!1111!1!11!!!11!!!11!

    • @fenexus404
      @fenexus404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I woudlnt blame the guy

  • @AParticularlyPointySoldier
    @AParticularlyPointySoldier 6 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    1. I thought the heavies name was Misha
    2. Heavy may not be super tall, but he’s hella burly. That’s what makes him big.

    • @Romanovich451
      @Romanovich451 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Misha name in russian is a shortened name for Mi'ha'il (Michael in english),So after breakfast was right about the name.

    • @SquimJim
      @SquimJim  6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Yeah that. His sisters call him Misha (a shortened or pet version of Mikhail from what I know). But Spy actually refers to him as Mikhail at one point.

    • @AParticularlyPointySoldier
      @AParticularlyPointySoldier 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      After Breakfast ah, thanks

    • @RealRuruu
      @RealRuruu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Misha is his nickname

    • @cooldiego7
      @cooldiego7 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      His sister affectionately call him misha

  • @thelostone7512
    @thelostone7512 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Pyro is so cute sitting on the ground like that in many of the comics

    • @ojie285
      @ojie285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @The Paranoid "he's not here, is she?"
      - Meet The Pyro captions

    • @ojie285
      @ojie285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pyro is always cute.

    • @cupofspiders5830
      @cupofspiders5830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      what about the end of Expiration Date, where they play with a tiny bread monster

    • @cupofspiders5830
      @cupofspiders5830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nelson Lantican my point exactly

    • @jakubgrono9070
      @jakubgrono9070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ojie285 even when im meet the pyro he kill everyone at the start and the end in most painfull death

  • @saltyskeleton1296
    @saltyskeleton1296 6 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    Heavy confirmed for Super Smash Fortress

  • @borkikong8339
    @borkikong8339 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    "I am getting too old and giant for this."

  • @aqgpandemic5406
    @aqgpandemic5406 6 ปีที่แล้ว +833

    Wait I'm taller than heavy... That just feels wrong.

  • @jmeli8624
    @jmeli8624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    1:45 See Nintendo has a long history with tf2 and that’s why he should be in smash

  • @winterdragon4125
    @winterdragon4125 6 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Zhanna's name is not pronounced as a straight "z," but instead like the s in vision. It's just transliterated as zh into English letters, because Russian has that as a consistent sound with its own letter "ж" and English doesn't.
    As for the Dzhugdzhur mountains, it's somewhat simpler- pronounced "Jugjur" with a hard u on both. Russian lacks a "j" and it's transliterated as дж, or dzh.

    • @SquimJim
      @SquimJim  6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Huh. Interesting!

    • @yzertqhbog6597
      @yzertqhbog6597 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you for this intriguing comment. Also smartass

    • @mr.hankeythexmaspooteamhea6136
      @mr.hankeythexmaspooteamhea6136 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Winter Dragon I thought the mountains would be pronounced more like "Zoogzoor"...

    • @winterdragon4125
      @winterdragon4125 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mr. Hankey- No. Russian has a z (з), but Dzhugdzhur is written as Джугджур.

    • @tactic34wot52
      @tactic34wot52 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yzertqhbog6597 and your a jackass

  • @farkrits
    @farkrits 6 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    "6'4 inches or 193 cm in your *communist* units."
    All countries except Liberia, Myanmar and the USA: *starves to death*

    • @lukabogdanovic4658
      @lukabogdanovic4658 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      more capitalist contries have starving problems then evry comunist contry ever

    • @eleanorcarpenter37
      @eleanorcarpenter37 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@lukabogdanovic4658 well its not my fault they cant afford food

    • @lEGOBOT2565
      @lEGOBOT2565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@lukabogdanovic4658 talk to the tens of millions that died from famine caused by communists

    • @priestoffern1608
      @priestoffern1608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Eric Williamson they didn’t cause any famines?

    • @lEGOBOT2565
      @lEGOBOT2565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@priestoffern1608 what rock have you been living under?

  • @Runescapebones
    @Runescapebones 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    how does heavy go from a big strong family man, into a pootis bird

    • @TheBigPanini
      @TheBigPanini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      My explanation is that the the game version isnt actually canon, so thats why they wear weird hats and stuff and respawn

    • @cupofspiders5830
      @cupofspiders5830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lmao

    • @iamme2739
      @iamme2739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      U killed me 3 times in tf2 yestersay, small world

    • @TheBigPanini
      @TheBigPanini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who?

    • @goast_the_vixen7428
      @goast_the_vixen7428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Pootis bird is alternate universe heavy where everyone has bird head

  • @tame5829
    @tame5829 6 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    "Deserves to win at least once" holy shit throwing some shade are we?

    • @TKsh1
      @TKsh1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Heavy mains always lose, fact.

    • @TheWeasel813
      @TheWeasel813 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Takeshi besides the scout voice actor, he has way more hours on heavy than scout

    • @ultrixsoma2736
      @ultrixsoma2736 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Heavy is just a limited class, yet they give Pyro, one of the most OP classes more ways to be OP.

    • @blazefactor6849
      @blazefactor6849 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ultrixsoma2736 ??? Pyro is in no way OP, he was just completely and utterly busted (as in, his kit didn't function at the fundamental level). His flame hitboxes did not work and just caused some weird interactions, puff and sting was boring and honestly didn't fit in the game, and his weapons were either useless or m2 flamethrowers. Pretty much everything he got was needed and welcome. Heavy also got probably my favorite weapon of the entire update (banana), but I know he's still somewhat weak. He should get some buffs and new weapons, but Pyro needed the update more.

  • @Lexilove2016
    @Lexilove2016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    2:01 we gotta get a costume for the medic of this guy.

    • @masterofpasta95
      @masterofpasta95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Don’t forget the guy right after too

  • @werl_01
    @werl_01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    *Heavy is prettiest princess!*
    In all seriousness, Heavy is probably one of my favorite characters along with Medic. He is also one of the few mercs I classify as “sane.” He cares deeply about his family and seems smart and wise. Plus, I want to give him a hug! He could use it.

  • @ElHarmonyV
    @ElHarmonyV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Maybe Heavy's personality just shifts when he is in a battle, like when he is relaxing he is calm and collected but in battle something triggers like a Warrior's spirit that makes him get sucked in the fight unlike Soldier who is just stupid.

  • @desafinado56
    @desafinado56 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    im pretty sure im not alone when i say that i would love to give heavy a big ol hug

    • @william_brobrine8975
      @william_brobrine8975 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah I'm with you on that

    • @thedragonknightlord2732
      @thedragonknightlord2732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I would love to give him a big ol' hug! But I'm worried he'd crush my spine...and ribs...and everything else

  • @uruburus5203
    @uruburus5203 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    oh cool now i know i can cosplay as a heavy i have a russian accent even tho im from poland... i am tall ...and wide now only thing i need to do is grow a slim beard and shave my head bald nice

    • @reapersansa.k.a.godofdeath9961
      @reapersansa.k.a.godofdeath9961 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You need to be not just tall, but heavy. Get it? Heavy!

    • @goudashark1156
      @goudashark1156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@reapersansa.k.a.godofdeath9961 to be real life heavy weapons guy, he must complete this diet for a year.
      Meal plan:
      Morning meal is an egg sandwich.
      Lunch meal is the iconic balogne sandvich
      Dinner meal is a raw steak, and top it off with a chocolate bar for dessert.
      You must say "om nom nom" while chewing your food, or else you won't get the desired results.
      Also practice boxing everyday.

    • @werewolftapus7630
      @werewolftapus7630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      W I D E

    • @haseenabadshah5381
      @haseenabadshah5381 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      69 likes lmao

  • @lluc_riberax1038
    @lluc_riberax1038 6 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    Can you do engi next? I would love to see engi's past

    • @ITzCrO0ky
      @ITzCrO0ky 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Angel Ribera Garijo yes

    • @magicmanscott40k
      @magicmanscott40k 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think he got his 7 phds and that's it. Not much is revealed about him. Not even sure what he really looks like. He does look like the engies from borderlands 2 so maybe he works for handsome jack. That be a cool twist

    • @ryansandler5429
      @ryansandler5429 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Read the comics

    • @magicmanscott40k
      @magicmanscott40k 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ryansandler5429 I read all the comics before I made the comment. He doesn't say much and he doesn't have much page time. So yeah bot much is known about him

    • @bloodmoon5744
      @bloodmoon5744 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As an engi main I have to say I want to see a history on him

  • @saragrosie2417
    @saragrosie2417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    9:09 "Heavy doesn't take that very well" understatement of the century.

    • @rahneii
      @rahneii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FOUND YOU

  • @spacesponge8732
    @spacesponge8732 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    What a perfect after dinner, _before breakfast_ treat!

  • @william_brobrine8975
    @william_brobrine8975 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Honestly Heavy is my favorite character form his personality to the physical design

  • @Psychedlia98
    @Psychedlia98 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “Heavy does not like goats” idk why, but that made me laugh and is my favorite line

    • @OmnisexualDemon
      @OmnisexualDemon ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree with heavy. Goats hate me and try to ram me

  • @smallfoot5689
    @smallfoot5689 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    9:31
    Pyro: *yoink*
    Heavy: *Screms Inaudible*

  • @SmashGuyROA
    @SmashGuyROA 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I noticed one of the first songs used in the background was Tundra Man's theme from Mega Man 11. He was a robot master designed by Dr. Cossack and the first one by him since Mega Man 4. Dr. Cossack is Russian like the Heavy.
    Whether the Tundra Man theme was picked for this video intentionally to fit the Russian vibe of a Heavy history lesson, it fits very well.
    Also there was Cossack level one in the video as well.
    (I pick the Engineer next)

    • @CyanCyberTyOnGoogal
      @CyanCyberTyOnGoogal 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uncle Stinky i noticed he does use a lot of Mega Man songs in his videos

    • @SmashGuyROA
      @SmashGuyROA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CyanCyberTyOnGoogal Most of them are well placed but I felt the small detail with this one oozes with a great hidden reference.

  • @megatmntdiamond2848
    @megatmntdiamond2848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Bro, if I had a friend that I actually looked up to and someone killed that person that I was friends with for a long time, I wouldn't take that well, either!

    • @raaston9761
      @raaston9761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      heavy reaction is the most human of reactions

    • @megatmntdiamond2848
      @megatmntdiamond2848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@raaston9761 Damn straight!

  • @goobnik9876
    @goobnik9876 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    5:38 lmao thats my friend, Loamy, being killed with a back scatter in the kill feed
    my respect towards him has diminished

  • @morlordca
    @morlordca 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I’d really like to see the engineer because he has quite an interesting history that’s easy to decipher. So I’d do that first because pyro and spy are not named and are pretty shrouded in mystery. So I’d leave them for last

  • @notcaboose4415
    @notcaboose4415 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    tachanka and heavy are drinking buddies

  • @Ken-tucky
    @Ken-tucky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    TF2: A Complete History of *OUR* Heavy

  • @felinediscipline
    @felinediscipline 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I wonder what Heavy's life was like living in a such a feminine household(Mother and 3 sisters)
    I can relate to that fact.

    • @nahuelmat
      @nahuelmat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Maybe tied to the fact that he names his weapons girl names.

    • @averageillegalmemesdealer
      @averageillegalmemesdealer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      ​@@nahuelmat I Imagine his sisters named his weapons, against which he initially protested but ended up loving instead

    • @unnoticed4571
      @unnoticed4571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@averageillegalmemesdealer
      Seems like a probable idea
      Who knows really

    • @sansational15
      @sansational15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Opposite for me, I've lived with three brothers. I am the only daughter in my family.

    • @uberd3323
      @uberd3323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Illegal Memes Dealer thats actually really cute

  • @TheStygian
    @TheStygian 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I've always been watching you but I just want to compliment you on your art. It makes your video's so unmistakable and unique. Good job dude, it looks awesome!

    • @SquimJim
      @SquimJim  6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank you!

  • @Sargravendirdy
    @Sargravendirdy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I've had breakfast all month. This was well due, great stuff man.
    Also ty for giving the heavy a win... Somewhere...

  • @vulpez650
    @vulpez650 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I have a hand wave excuse to Heavy seeing the future stuff and the poker games: Magic and hyper technology. There you go.
    How does it work? I dunno, it's super tech and magic.

  • @doorless244
    @doorless244 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Need my big boy Pyro to get his detailed backstory please

    • @V_No_Sakkai
      @V_No_Sakkai 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Fire starting gas mask guy

    • @ultrixsoma2736
      @ultrixsoma2736 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Here it is:
      The Pyro is a pyromaniac with the brain of a child and nobody knows anything about him. The End.

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      OmG nO sKiLl ClAsS nOoB
      (This is a joke, don't get annoyed please)

    • @TheDONing1
      @TheDONing1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Her*

    • @LAV-III
      @LAV-III 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *10 months later*

  • @DatKooby
    @DatKooby 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It may be canon that poker night takes place modern day. Heavy is likely much older (but aged super well)

  • @zebucket4379
    @zebucket4379 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1:46
    Hey paisanos it’s the super heavy brothers super show!

  • @Dwevy
    @Dwevy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Heavy is the type of person that if he were to exist you'd just want to befriend him and get along with the gentle giant but if you somehow pissed him off or threatened his family you'd see rage in its purest form. I quite like heavy honestly.

  • @estlin2001
    @estlin2001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    You killed Doctor...
    You
    Killed
    DOCTOR

    • @atomicbuttocks
      @atomicbuttocks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *intense burly screaming intensifies*

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@atomicbuttocks *kaff kaff* alright! look, you made your point! would you stop for a f*cking second and listen! *kaff* i've got an immortality machine. you get what i'm saying here? we could both live for-

  • @The_Bozo_Of_The_Internet
    @The_Bozo_Of_The_Internet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "So heavy is a bit more of a medic than medic" soooo sandvich can heal bullets help

  • @jacksonjguyguadagnino5792
    @jacksonjguyguadagnino5792 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I feel like this video is sorely missing the sparrow story from Poker Night at the Inventory.

    • @你还兔子
      @你还兔子 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Whats the sparrow story?

  • @blurryburrnn6
    @blurryburrnn6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Me: What seems to be the Problem?
    Heavy: "what seems to be Problem"?

  • @ryanphillips4123
    @ryanphillips4123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This is the best TF2 serise on TH-cam. Nice work.

  • @bigboss0527
    @bigboss0527 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    what a cool series, brings back so many memories from when i was very much invested in these characters. keep em coming!!

  • @misterkrazy8401
    @misterkrazy8401 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Engineer has always intrigued me and I've always wanted to know more about his backstory. Maybe a video on Engie?

    • @ElecWaff
      @ElecWaff 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Krazy's Crazy medics done

    • @misterkrazy8401
      @misterkrazy8401 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ElecWaff oops my bad.

  • @Genrevideos
    @Genrevideos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “I am getting too old and too giant for all dis” Okay that makes sense to me. If the Heavy is in his 40s during the events of Team Fortress 2 and Mann Vs. Machine then that line makes sense

  • @rusty_6241
    @rusty_6241 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Do Pyro next....because he has alooot of stuff to talk about!

  • @immaforce-a-naturedaily9440
    @immaforce-a-naturedaily9440 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Heavy was a wuss I bonked, there's your history

    • @sangheliosgaming868
      @sangheliosgaming868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No
      You are failure of nature
      Hahahaha

    • @aribsa
      @aribsa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If you was from, where i was from, you'd be f*cking dead

    • @cejic2199
      @cejic2199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’m going to kill every scout I see for that

    • @ulric8445
      @ulric8445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      you're forgetting one thing, heavy punched out all of your blood and then ripped out your spine along with soldier's

    • @cupofspiders5830
      @cupofspiders5830 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao

  • @ElecWaff
    @ElecWaff 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Oh hey!
    Also btw can you do Soldier next!
    Love your content!
    Edit:no do spy please after breakfast

  • @frogmin2439
    @frogmin2439 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fantastic analysis as always! i loved that you used Dr. Cossack stage 1 for the music at 7:00

  • @ND-jf2bm
    @ND-jf2bm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    If someone wonder "Mikhali" is Michael in English.

  • @strangerontheinternet7358
    @strangerontheinternet7358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    literally every other mercenary on halloween: heres some candy lol
    heavy: i will shatter ur bones so hard that they turn to dust just because u asked for some candy

  • @Willowposting
    @Willowposting 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    God I just love every character in this game. They have so much, well, character.

  • @Admin-oy1xz
    @Admin-oy1xz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "sister, NO." that gets me every time

  • @dylancarroll4623
    @dylancarroll4623 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This video was good...but a one on Trevor would be better.

  • @soulsparx
    @soulsparx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    my headcanon is that the Meet the series takes place before the game, so the mercs are acquainted with eachother but, with some exceptions, don't really Know eachother, so Heavy was afraid of Pyro back then, but at some point in the future he's come to realize that they're really just a gentle, fun-loving spirit who isn't really aware of the harm they're causing.

  • @CrimsonFox36
    @CrimsonFox36 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Interesting (and somewhat infuriating) fact!
    Heavy's bandolier is upside-down.

  • @link2125
    @link2125 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think Telltale mentioned that they were specifically writing a late-Soviet era 80's Heavy. A lot of his "modern" observations reference 80's pop culture (Walk-Mans, Rocky, Tetris, Huey Lewis and the News, ect.)

  • @androo6473
    @androo6473 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    *Nom*
    Heavy:I love this TH-camr!

  • @namelessedits9591
    @namelessedits9591 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like how heavy is smart and a big dude instead of dumb big dude like other games

  • @leaves6762
    @leaves6762 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    in soviet Russia you dont drink vodka. vodka drink you

    • @Саша-о9л1в
      @Саша-о9л1в 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Blood drinks you

    • @1o1apg37
      @1o1apg37 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      stop making fun of my home country

  • @funnyguy6843
    @funnyguy6843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If your taking poker night as cannon, then that means that sonic all stars racing transformed cannon too...

  • @electrokyo9684
    @electrokyo9684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    9:06 Ah yes. Heavy probably being either gay for Medic or really good friends with Medic

  • @wolfhurricane897
    @wolfhurricane897 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Heavy also referenced a now late pro wrestler he compared Strong Bad to at Poker Night. The Iron Sheik.

  • @kaenachoo4783
    @kaenachoo4783 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    History of Soldier Plz!

  • @blu_223
    @blu_223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Heavy portrayed by the lore: A smart dude who cares for his family
    Heavy portrayed by the community and game: *haha pootis *eats sandvich**

  • @papyconnors4935
    @papyconnors4935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    After reading mann co no more i was like "WHERE IS MY TEXAN BOI!??!" *screams in yeehaw*

  • @jazzaniahtennyson1009
    @jazzaniahtennyson1009 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Its actually pretty wholesome to see how much heavy cares about medic

  • @Vidar4105
    @Vidar4105 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Pyro is number 3 in class lineup, and we all know that valve hates the number 3 so here’s a theory, After Breakfast is working for valve meaning there will be no Pyro episode since Pyro is number 3 in class lineup and there’s no way After Breakfast will be able to stretch Pyro’s video to 10 minutes long.

  • @jayb9310
    @jayb9310 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'll be using this as an rp reference, because this is amazing.

  • @hootnoot5640
    @hootnoot5640 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Nice Description
    But you shouldve added
    People may not read the description "sniffs" maybe
    i have yet to find who can outsmart reading.

  • @abelrefasa3382
    @abelrefasa3382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He has a sandvich that's it history in it's finest

  • @terrorpupjr4605
    @terrorpupjr4605 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Wot the fronk give us the pyro you man who doesn't shave in morning

    • @voidfields5065
      @voidfields5065 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Here mate let me give you his WHOLE HISTORY, he lives with the engineer done

    • @terrorpupjr4605
      @terrorpupjr4605 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not good Engi not good enough for him

  • @LePLusCoolDesCools
    @LePLusCoolDesCools 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    9:31 Top 10 anime betrayals.
    But seriously, don't be that person.

  • @SproingBoing
    @SproingBoing 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Pyro's going to be a minute long video with all the information basically being "I dunno what this thing is lol, but TFC Pyro is a woman"

  • @spartanwar1185
    @spartanwar1185 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    subscribed for that wonderful description you hold in your hands heavy weapons video

  • @locar7935
    @locar7935 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    History of the pyro next please?

    • @yellow6677
      @yellow6677 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Oh heres the pyros history just for you fam
      mmmph umph mumph dum murr...mmph mmmmm muhph mmh hmh mmmph umph mumph dum murr...mmph mmmmm muhph mmh hmh mmmph umph mumph dum murr...mmph mmmmm muhph mmh hmh mmmph umph mumph dum murr...mmph mmmmm muhph mmh hmh. Dummph umppf fumph emmh mammmph umph mumph dum murr...mmph mmmmm muhph mmh hmh ....ya man pretty deep stuff hope that helps

    • @lazychromebox7678
      @lazychromebox7678 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yellow_boi i i mmph Umph!

    • @fireball9567
      @fireball9567 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yellow_boi i i this deservers more likes than the comment you replied to.

    • @timothydufresne6209
      @timothydufresne6209 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats not possible

  • @militor_207
    @militor_207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:25 Wait, he started his career as a mime?
    Mines don’t talk at all. Now he does voice acting. How ironic!

  • @aleppogameingreal
    @aleppogameingreal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Dizugdhigujhjhjhghh...."
    Yes, that is right.

  • @rinlex4967
    @rinlex4967 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    +After Breakfast Sometimes I can’t tell if the gameplay in your videos is hand-drawn too! (i.e. good job, keep up the unique style of content :D)

  • @NoName-sv6iy
    @NoName-sv6iy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Top 10 anime betrayals 9:31

  • @thekidcobra7734
    @thekidcobra7734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just love it when TF1 heavy kills medic TF2 heavy goes FLIPPING BESERK

  • @bigman7856
    @bigman7856 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Long live the tsar- heavy’s dad. God bless

  • @joelcleaneye2107
    @joelcleaneye2107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One forgotten thing is when he was in school/right after, he built an old version of Sasha (the iron curtain)

  • @asmr_daisuke1785
    @asmr_daisuke1785 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Demoman next, please! I want to know the history of my favourite black Scottish cyclops.
    (I bet that there aren't many black Scottish cyclopses though.)

    • @wowdogememe1541
      @wowdogememe1541 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No most of the black Scots are blind

    • @aciddd5232
      @aciddd5232 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me bottle o’ scrumpeh

  • @KptKosmit91
    @KptKosmit91 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:51 I can even hear a bit of Demoman lol