- Do you have poo on your shoe? - (looks) No. - Have any of you got poo on your shoes? - (all look) No. - Did you fart? - No. - Eww... Did you fart? - NO. - Did you fart!? - No, not me. - Ohh... Was it you? - Me? - DID YOU FART? - Fart, no. - (all look) Pst. Did you fart? - (bishop nods, with a smile) - ...
My grandma used to tell me about the time she was a teenager and in church one Sunday, when she let out a silent killer.The woman sitting next to her in the pew glared at her and scooted closer to her husband to try to get away from the stench.
I read a story recently (Apparently true) about a church wedding, when the priest / vicar whatever got to the line "Is there anyone here present, who knows of any lawful impediment why etc." (You know there is a moment's silence to give anyone the chance to say something if need be) There was an almighty PARP!!!! of course at least half the congregation burst out laughing, The bride however burst into tears and ran out of the church!
I just remembered this : Apparently Dave's father hated rude words, even that one beginning with F and rhyming with art . When Dave was very small they went to his uncle's farm and Dave was fascinated watching the cows being milked. One of the cows "Made a loud noise" as you might say so Dave said "Uncle. what was that?" His uncle replied "Oh it was a cow, she just farted!" A few weeks later young Dave and his dad were taking their dog for a walk and it made a similar noise. Dave said innocently "Ooh daddy, doggie just farted!" Dave's dad exploded with rage and said "Where the heck did you hear THAT!" So Dave replied " It came out of the dog's bum daddy!"
Growing up, I had a big crush on Dave Allen. I used to watch him on WOR-TV, New York. That channel was in our cable package when we lived in Canton, Ohio. We watched him, Benny Hill, and Paul Hogan's show.
I was doubled up excruciatingly with laughter years ago when I watched this one. I have downloaded it now to watch again and again. Nobody can beat our Dave for laughter. He did a skit on the Andrex toilet paper advert with a puppy. I am trying to find it.
Apparently for a while his shows were banned in Ireland because he made fun of The catholic church. Times change however and not too many years after that Ireland gave us 'Father Ted'!
Those Bishops were ferocious farters ;) . Twas all the high livin and the dhrink and the gout and the flatulence . In those the bishops got a modicum of respect . Nowadays it's mostly public ridicule and deserved ! A wise man was our Dave . Humour to make people think by and of course to roll on the floor laughing their bollocks off :)) Thanks Smoggy
Watch him w/my Dad in the late 70's early 80's - must admit he was my first crush! LOVE LOVE LOVE Dave - dry wit, political wit and gift o'the gab! One of the very, very best.
It was only when I read his obituary last year that I learnt that the bishop was played by Paul McDowell, who was the singer with the Temperance Seven years earlier.
@@Fatboy-ok7iw Yes I Did, Why Did You Smell It, 🤧🤧 Or Was It The Stench Coming The UK Labour Trash, 👹💩👹💩???????????????????????,. Also It's // "His Handbag Is On Fire," ( Quote, Cloe Rookus ? The Late Kenny Everette,'s Mate," The Kenny Everette Show, Early 1980's, ) ("oh mate You're handbags on fire," 🚒💥🤧
The chorister with glasses is Sam Kelly, better known as Bunny Warren in Porridge and Cpt Hans Geering in 'Allo 'Allo.. Early days. I don't think he was even credited in this episode.
do you have poo on your shoe? looks, no. have any of you got poo on your shoes? all look, no. did you fart? no. eww did you fart? NO. did you fart!? no not me. ohh was it you? me? DID YOU FART? fart no. all look, pst did you fart? nods. okey then???!!!
@@lesreed7943 She'd have a job to, she's been dead 21 years. Anne Widdecombe however is very much alive and famous for being easily offended if anyone makes fun of her faith (RC)
Comments On 'Dave Allen'"- Was It You Who Farted,?????! Yes,"!!!!! The Easy'er Way To Get Rid Of The Stink Is NOT To Vote UK "Labour," Or S.N.P. , Phawa, 💨💨💨, 💩🤮,
mom n dad used to watch this when i was a kid, and i used to sneak out of bed and hide behind the lounge to watch him!!!,..lol, dad thought after a while, well, she,s goin to this much trouble, she may as well sit up n watch him!!!!!! oh, i luved sunday nites.and benny hill and dick emery were kool as well!
ok, your right but, to me it's close enough, and I aint getting into a pissn match with you...lol...I'm British by birth, moms Irish, nans Scots and me dads Burmese...howd ya like them apples?...btw, Now I'm a Canadian eh!
My kids loved this sketch and still giggle at it now they are grown men 👍
RIP Dave Allen. We miss you, man. May the Fart be with you.
His facial expressions are brilliant!
- Do you have poo on your shoe?
- (looks) No.
- Have any of you got poo on your shoes?
- (all look) No.
- Did you fart?
- No.
- Eww... Did you fart?
- NO.
- Did you fart!?
- No, not me.
- Ohh... Was it you?
- Me?
- DID YOU FART?
- Fart, no.
- (all look) Pst. Did you fart?
- (bishop nods, with a smile)
- ...
used to love watching him as a kid growing up, 20-30 years later he still makes me laugh, genius!
My grandma used to tell me about the time she was a teenager and in church one Sunday, when she let out a silent killer.The woman sitting next to her in the pew glared at her and scooted closer to her husband to try to get away from the stench.
🤣🤣😂 oh my god.
I read a story recently (Apparently true) about a church wedding, when the priest / vicar whatever got to the line "Is there anyone here present, who knows of any lawful impediment why etc." (You know there is a moment's silence to give anyone the chance to say something if need be) There was an almighty PARP!!!! of course at least half the congregation burst out laughing, The bride however burst into tears and ran out of the church!
@@Mackeson3 😆
@@Mackeson3 If Dave Allen was still around, I'll bet he could have used that story for one of his religious sketches! ROFL!!!!!!
@@Mackeson3 I'd say that was a frank commentary on the proceedings!
That will certainly send a ripple through the Pond !
Classic. Love it. He once said farting was the world's funniest subject... and here's the proof! :)
Never in my life could I lip read so well.
I just remembered this : Apparently Dave's father hated rude words, even that one beginning with F and rhyming with art . When Dave was very small they went to his uncle's farm and Dave was fascinated watching the cows being milked. One of the cows "Made a loud noise" as you might say so Dave said "Uncle. what was that?" His uncle replied "Oh it was a cow, she just farted!" A few weeks later young Dave and his dad were taking their dog for a walk and it made a similar noise. Dave said innocently "Ooh daddy, doggie just farted!" Dave's dad exploded with rage and said "Where the heck did you hear THAT!" So Dave replied " It came out of the dog's bum daddy!"
In America, that won't matter! 🤣💨
I just farted when I was about to watch this video 😆😆😆😆😆
Growing up, I had a big crush on Dave Allen. I used to watch him on WOR-TV, New York. That channel was in our cable package when we lived in Canton, Ohio. We watched him, Benny Hill, and Paul Hogan's show.
Did anyone notice the discreet twitch at 0:18 of Dave Allen's right nostril, when he caught that first whiff? Lol!!!
Brilliant!! Dave Allen was a genius and my all time favourite comic
Love it love it love it......I had a good laugh.
brilliant i remember this from when i was a kid and may you god go with you! Dave allen RIP
i never knew of him growing up..i was never into comedy.....but now i have chance to wat h them all...Im laughing with tears in my eyes
Without saying a single word. Brilliant.
Dave Allen was brilliant, used to watch his programms in the seventies. Great post SmoggyChris.
Or According To The Brilliant Kenny Everett Oh" Mate You're Handbags On Fire "
Nothing beats British comedy,, nothing!
So simple, yet so funny.
I was doubled up excruciatingly with laughter years ago when I watched this one. I have downloaded it now to watch again and again. Nobody can beat our Dave for laughter. He did a skit on the Andrex toilet paper advert with a puppy. I am trying to find it.
brilliant
A comic genius
Apparently for a while his shows were banned in Ireland because he made fun of The catholic church. Times change however and not too many years after that Ireland gave us 'Father Ted'!
+Mackeson3 I think Father Ted was actually produced by the BBC...
The Paranoid Blues Man
No actually, Father Ted was produced by Hat Trick Productions for Channel 4.
Produced by Channel 4 with an Irish cast and two Irish writers.
Laura Cullen RTE turned it down, apparently.
not farter Ted
Brilliant !!! Best comedian ever !!
Dave Allen was one of the two funniest stand up comedians I've ever seen. Only Tommy Cooper could match him. Utter genius.
this is really super duper mega funny as hell and I love it
Brilliant that's what TV comedy should be about, not the dross we get these days
I hope when I'm dying I can get the chance to laugh at this blokes jokes
Years ago, my friend farted on the church bench seat in the church and I I know that he made that seat vibrate..we were the only ones on it..
Yes loud farts do vibrate. Did he fart on the pew?
@@muhammadalieesaa3379 yes..thankfully the service was over..and we were the only ones on that bench..
Those Bishops were ferocious farters ;) . Twas all the high livin and the dhrink and the gout and the flatulence . In those the bishops got a modicum of respect . Nowadays it's mostly public ridicule and deserved !
A wise man was our Dave . Humour to make people think by and of course to roll on the floor laughing their bollocks off :))
Thanks Smoggy
the world is a sadder place without him classic comedy
Watch him w/my Dad in the late 70's early 80's - must admit he was my first crush! LOVE LOVE LOVE Dave - dry wit, political wit and gift o'the gab! One of the very, very best.
Absolute quality!
Hilarious well loved and missed ❤
It was only when I read his obituary last year that I learnt that the bishop was played by Paul McDowell, who was the singer with the Temperance Seven years earlier.
love love dave miss you
Now that's what I call sitting in the pew!!?😅😅😅
still hilarious 50 years later LOL
They definitely do NOT make 'em like the incomarable Dave Allen anymore.Mind you,the clergy have a damn sight more to worry about these days,lol.
Caution with this video , it could make you FART with laughter! Great video. Thanks for sharing.
Hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂
When you’re higher ranked you can fart with impunity!
Rank Has Its Privileges.
SmoggyChris! I’m from Boro too. 😂 This is absolutely brilliant. 😂😂😂
Oh, God! That's hilarious!
did you fart?😂😂
Philip Peterston,, :
YES I Farted, What About It, 💨💨💩😷,
@@susanhughs1031 😂😂😂😂😂
@@Fatboy-ok7iw Yes I Did, Why Did You Smell It, 🤧🤧
Or Was It The Stench Coming The UK Labour Trash, 👹💩👹💩???????????????????????,. Also It's // "His Handbag Is On Fire," ( Quote, Cloe Rookus ? The Late Kenny Everette,'s Mate," The Kenny Everette Show, Early 1980's, ) ("oh mate You're handbags on fire," 🚒💥🤧
Loved him. . . . sooooo funny
Hilarious sketch. I sent the link to my colleagues at work yesterday and all you could hear was tittering.
What a classic!
Superb
its so simple and yet so funny
The chorister with glasses is Sam Kelly, better known as Bunny Warren in Porridge and Cpt Hans Geering in 'Allo 'Allo.. Early days. I don't think he was even credited in this episode.
Did you fart 💨?
Yes I did rip one just now while watching this video 😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is new to me! Funny! Funny!
do you have poo on your shoe? looks, no.
have any of you got poo on your shoes? all look, no.
did you fart? no.
eww did you fart? NO.
did you fart!? no not me.
ohh was it you? me? DID YOU FART? fart no.
all look, pst did you fart? nods. okey then???!!!
if you should see Dave,say hello
i think what the Priest thought was Did yu fast, and he said yeah i did lol
Brilliant thank you
Yes, the Bishop farted. What're you going to do about it?
It's like he's saying yes I did, what's your excuse lol.
Memories.
My favourite fart joke
Very funny clip.
this is super!
EXCUSE WHOEVER DID THAT AND SLIENT BUT DEADLY
Something else for Anne Widdecome to complain about.
You mean Mary Whitehouse, surely?
@@lesreed7943 She'd have a job to, she's been dead 21 years. Anne Widdecombe however is very much alive and famous for being easily offended if anyone makes fun of her faith (RC)
Take the greatest of pride in what we across the Atlantic call THE BRITISH ISLES,the best place on earth,and be connected with in 2010. Canada over.
My man farts all the time
Shit just imagine the guy in front of you farting
In a MOSQUE
hahaha - from Australia
I had to get out aof my char and go outside I couldn't stop laughing!!!
greattt
Reminds me of my boyfriend the other day! lol
Well did you fart? go on own up.
It was the Pope😮🤢.
@OrangeElixir Lol, maybe that's how it got invented in the first place.
Funny, ok, your right, but it's close enough...now dont get into a pissing match with me and act like a hooligan...lol
that's easy to get rid of the stink,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yep just did
@Xanatos712 Maybe they could pass the censer over that area.
O so funny!
To all those modern day comedians (with the honorable exception of Peter Kaye and Al Murray) - WATCH AND LEARN!!
Actually, I think you've mentioned the "worst" of new age comedians!
Omfg. Lol
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
Somebody sharted
mom n dad used to watch this when i was a kid, and i used to sneak out of bed and hide behind the lounge to watch him!!!,..lol, dad thought after a while, well, she,s goin to this much trouble, she may as well sit up n watch him!!!!!! oh, i luved sunday nites.and benny hill and dick emery were kool as well!
@beanblackadder you forgot doctor who!!!!Oh,you vile person,you!!!!
As funny now, as it was over 30 years ago!
hahahahahahahahahah funny :P
ok, your right but, to me it's close enough, and I aint getting into a pissn match with you...lol...I'm British by birth, moms Irish, nans Scots and me dads Burmese...howd ya like them apples?...btw, Now I'm a Canadian eh!
10,000th view :D
@Xanatos712 That's what I was wondering.
haha dyin of catholic fartz haha
šega..uz njega sam rasao..pitaj i uči..
... Irish ... !
hahahahaha :-)
Ha ha
the 22 people who disliked this clip farted