"Southampton will join Northampton to become one enormous Hampton " and " Scotland will be one way northwards into the Sea" , oh gosh ! These are bloody hilarious lines to brighten our days. Great jokes down memory lane.
That must have been the one moment he nearly broke character, “some people (raise of eyebrows) some people” A true professional. The sweet shop sketch is also a scream.
@@SpiritmanProductions To have been able to stay in character for 3 whole minutes, while delivering this kind of material, just shows you the standard of professionalism required to be a great comic in the first place. I don't think I could have kept a "straight face" for much more than 30 seconds without bursting out, laughing my bloody head off!! ... Kudos to you, Mr Ronald Barker, for all those side splitting moments you had me in as a teen in 1970s Australia ... And yes, even we had T.V back then, too!! ... Hard to believe, I know, but true nonetheless!! R.I.P. Ronnie Barker.
Yes we even can learn alot from our past tv shows...of how accurate this is of what Ronnie is talking about...even though its funny comedy...theres is a teaching here to us about the destruction of earth! And its all biblical too!🙏...its enough to send shivers up our spines😨
@@shereekendall1003 One generation passes away, and another generation comes; But the earth abides forever. Ecclesiastes 1:4 The Earth will never be destroyed, God would never permit it.
@@Jon-es-i6o It will abide forever...but not as it is now...as dear Ronnie pointed out....back then no one really understood the reslitics of what was going to happen...they laughed because its a comdey show...i to laughed because hes a very funny man...both Ronnie's were😂....but getting back to the signs of the times...yes generations will come and generations will go...until all is lost here on earth...Matthew 24-51...that reads right thru to the end of Matthew....because its all signifigant to what is coming and what is to be...this earth is going to be cleansed and nsmed paradise...just as Jesus said to the man at his side on the cross...i say this...today you will be with me in paradise...Jesus mean't, that will happen when the Father sends me back...coz as we all know it hasn't happened yet...he was promising, to that man that asked Jesus not to forget him...and that is why christians of nowadays are asking Jesus not to forget them...simpley because they knew what Jesus had promised to the man at the side of him on the cross...see what im trying to explain...im thinking you do😊🙏...so at the end of the day...there will be a new earth called paradise...and a new Jeuruselum in heaven called the kingdom of God...Amen🙏....i find so many people argue with the word of God...i dont have time to argue with people that think other people are right or wrong...like ive said, at the end of the day, God wants us to understand him, without confusion😊for he is an easy God he delights in us when we see things that are truth...on the other hand...there is saton spinning webs of lies and deceit...trapping people and twisting God's word...Jesus does not have time for such ignorance...nor do i😊....thankyou for your input on what we have found to be quite accurate regarding Ronnie Barker's comedy news show😂😂😂...i was only 10years old when i watched that show with my parents and sibblings...although i didnt understand it...i sure do now😊have a great blessed day🙏😊
@@martinputt6421 Misery? Congratulations on being blind. How many times do you have to read the same comment? Scroll down 5 & 10 comments & see. What's the POINT in posting the SAME comment over & over again? I'm not a misery. Just observant.
@@JaneDoe-ci3gj Bristol is a large English city, but it has also always been a slang term for Breasts (I'm not sure why), so saying there will be 2 Bristol's is humorous.
@@richardc316 Bristol Cities rhymes with titties, so "a nice pair of Bristols" is a crude observation of a ladies chest. Schoolboy humour at its finest.
@@richardc316 ah right, not sure on that. I think for the purposes of Jane Doe it's irrelevant but I'm now curious as to why Bristol was chosen. Maybe it's a naval thing with ship's figureheads or something.
If you go to the settings icon in the corner of the video you should be able to choose English auto generated. Not sure how accurate it would be though. Hope I was of help
Wearing a mask and standing away from someone makes it less likely for you to catch a illness from them, if they are Ill. If someone is sick, and you wait to see them until they get better. Then you are very likely to not catch an illness from them.
@@pigeon_the_brit565 You do not know all the future measures and policies designed to enslave you? This is the moment I will not return to you here...enjoy the future...good bye...have fun...you will love it...
Ronnie Barker was the most versatile and funniest person ever. His sketches were brilliant.
Yeah, but Ronnie was pretty dang funny, too.
@@rjwh67220Ronnie’s brilliant, but gotta respect Ronnie. He’s quite the comedian
Genius
"Southampton will join Northampton to become one enormous Hampton " and " Scotland will be one way northwards into the Sea" , oh gosh ! These are bloody hilarious lines to brighten our days. Great jokes down memory lane.
"And that is the spot where my wife threw ink at me." 😂 0:39
Absolute genius. RIP Ronnie, you made us laugh so much.
Wonderful memories of a master comedian......Sadly missed!
Natural comical talent Ronnie B had and great comical timing. A legend and a genius.
His comical partner Ronnie C, both comical geniuses
Well this aged like the finest Whiskey I've ever had.
That must have been the one moment he nearly broke character, “some people (raise of eyebrows) some people”
A true professional. The sweet shop sketch is also a scream.
Lol he almost lost it there. You can hear the change of his voice🤣
At 03:00, for those wondering.
@@SpiritmanProductions To have been able to stay in character for 3 whole minutes, while delivering this kind of material, just shows you the standard of professionalism required to be a great comic in the first place. I don't think I could have kept a "straight face" for much more than 30 seconds without bursting out, laughing my bloody head off!! ...
Kudos to you, Mr Ronald Barker, for all those side splitting moments you had me in as a teen in 1970s Australia ... And yes, even we had T.V back then, too!! ... Hard to believe, I know, but true nonetheless!!
R.I.P. Ronnie Barker.
@@frenzalrhomb6919 That's why they have rehearsals. 🙂
It horrifying how accurate this actually was.
Uncanny is what it is. One of many of Ronnie’s ‘send-up’ sketches of the future, that weren’t far off the mark.
Yes we even can learn alot from our past tv shows...of how accurate this is of what Ronnie is talking about...even though its funny comedy...theres is a teaching here to us about the destruction of earth! And its all biblical too!🙏...its enough to send shivers up our spines😨
@@shereekendall1003
One generation passes away, and another generation comes; But the earth abides forever.
Ecclesiastes 1:4
The Earth will never be destroyed, God would never permit it.
@@Jon-es-i6o It will abide forever...but not as it is now...as dear Ronnie pointed out....back then no one really understood the reslitics of what was going to happen...they laughed because its a comdey show...i to laughed because hes a very funny man...both Ronnie's were😂....but getting back to the signs of the times...yes generations will come and generations will go...until all is lost here on earth...Matthew 24-51...that reads right thru to the end of Matthew....because its all signifigant to what is coming and what is to be...this earth is going to be cleansed and nsmed paradise...just as Jesus said to the man at his side on the cross...i say this...today you will be with me in paradise...Jesus mean't, that will happen when the Father sends me back...coz as we all know it hasn't happened yet...he was promising, to that man that asked Jesus not to forget him...and that is why christians of nowadays are asking Jesus not to forget them...simpley because they knew what Jesus had promised to the man at the side of him on the cross...see what im trying to explain...im thinking you do😊🙏...so at the end of the day...there will be a new earth called paradise...and a new Jeuruselum in heaven called the kingdom of God...Amen🙏....i find so many people argue with the word of God...i dont have time to argue with people that think other people are right or wrong...like ive said, at the end of the day, God wants us to understand him, without confusion😊for he is an easy God he delights in us when we see things that are truth...on the other hand...there is saton spinning webs of lies and deceit...trapping people and twisting God's word...Jesus does not have time for such ignorance...nor do i😊....thankyou for your input on what we have found to be quite accurate regarding Ronnie Barker's comedy news show😂😂😂...i was only 10years old when i watched that show with my parents and sibblings...although i didnt understand it...i sure do now😊have a great blessed day🙏😊
@@shereekendall1003 Of course not as it now. Nobody ever said that. As for that thief, whyever would Jesus have not meant exactly what he said? ;-)
We've becom a sad population since the humour of Ronnie.. He and Ronnie Corbett were Brilliant.
The Minster of Pollution has my vote. He makes more sense than anyone lately.
The most sensible plan to tackle pollution I've heard so far ; )
Once upon a time, there was excellent quality comedy. 🤣
Now it’s a dystopian reality! 😬
Two absolute legends!
You will be able to breathe, but not as often as you used to.
That’s the best ending note I’ve ever heard
Genius, loved you Ronnie
Good comedy will live forever.good old Ronnie.
What you say is true, good comedy is immortal.
his timing was impeccable.Comic genius.
Very clever play on words Ronnie Barker was so super very clever and witty with his use of play on words
If he was a politician he could make the people believe anything he said.
I just love these two 😂
2:57 is the only time I’ve ever seen him nearly break!
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Corpses here when he accidently pulls his dressing room key out and has to improv out of it!
Yup it’s very subtle but a testament to his talent
Pure bloody genius .
this is late 2020 and quite frankly, living in Understains is sounding more and more appealing!
This is brilliant comedy.
3:02 ... ah he almost lost it but regained his serious composure LOL
3:33 let me end on a more optimistic note...MMMMM 🤣
Congratulations on winning the comments copy cat prize.
@@missasinenomine Congratulations on being a misery
@@martinputt6421 Misery? Congratulations on being blind. How many times do you have to read the same comment? Scroll down 5 & 10 comments & see. What's the POINT in posting the SAME comment over & over again? I'm not a misery. Just observant.
He was pretty accurate about the problems of too many people.
Whoops apocalypse has the answers. Peter cook.
He knew of the evil possible by humanity.
Pure platinum comedy!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
03:33 let me end on a more optimistic note "# mmmm" lol xxx
spot on with what he said
BRIGHTON BRIGHT LIVING ON....
2021 and it’s completely accurate
Brilliant!!!👍👍👍
"Staines will join Underhill and be known as Understaines " haha. 😂🤣😆😅 ...and Southampton will join Northampton and become one enormous Hampton" 🤣😂😅
bloody brilliant
Don't let Boris J watch this as he'll may enact this into policy
Ah, BorisJ made himself into a joke instead… except we weren’t laughing because he screwed us all.
True professional, 3:01 he nearly broke... and omg, 3:37 that's almost pitch perfect for the opening of "Somebody to love" by Queen.
I feel sorry for anyone living in Understains.
And people thought this was a joke!!
At first I thought this was going to be a ministry dedicated to creating pollution
I'm still not convinced otherwise.
The Goodies had one of those
I live in one enormous Hampton apparently.
The Republic of Ireland is shown as part of the UK ... How could they be so careless with the graphics? - Thanks for these great Ronnies clips, btw.
Maybe Ireland is taking over Britain!
@@Steve14ps we built the place after all...😉
kind of adds to the stupid government theme though.
Awesome video
Just brilliant. How on earth did he hold himself together?!
He almost didn't. There was that one moment when he almost lost it.
3:03 He was close to losing it.
Genius won't see the like again sadly missed
Who’s watching post-1995 and isn’t complaining about their two feet?
post 1995? I'm watching this during the end of the world (2020) as a way to divert my brain squirrel from running the wheel to fast!
He could definitely push a noun against a verb.
I really wanna live in Ham Sandwich...
Too late - there's already a Mayo Clinic there.
You wouldn't like the subway there.
not so many terrorists there.
There actually are two towns in Kent, England not far from each other called Ham and Sandwich.
I wonder if Spike Milligan wrote this one.
A lot of this has come to pass.. bypass all the town's drive all day and go nowhere.
Damn, this used to be so... unreal
Is this the minister running the UK's CoViD-19 response?
now that would have been a good thing!
Ronnie Baker was better at this prophecy thing than Nostradamus ever was.
The clever.... clever Ronnies
That is very true
✔️ Excellent.
Haha! Right about McKrankieland!
Best actor ever better then David Jason by far R I P X
There will be 4 Liverpools and 4 Klopps 🤣
I had two square feet in 1995. Didnt score even one goal...
you are missed
0:26Talk about reality imitating art...
BRILLIANT ! RIP PEACE RONNIE .
Sheffield Wednesday !! UTO !!! ftb !
two Bristols ... "Bristol" always makes it into all British comedy
I didn’t get that one. I’m Swedish so it might be a language thing. Please explain.🙏
@@JaneDoe-ci3gj Bristol is a large English city, but it has also always been a slang term for Breasts (I'm not sure why), so saying there will be 2 Bristol's is humorous.
@@richardc316 Bristol Cities rhymes with titties, so "a nice pair of Bristols" is a crude observation of a ladies chest. Schoolboy humour at its finest.
@@gpz550a2 Thanks Tallpaul, I get the rhyme/slang, but I don't see why it's Bristol specifically? Why not Leeds Cities, or Manchester Cities?
@@richardc316 ah right, not sure on that. I think for the purposes of Jane Doe it's irrelevant but I'm now curious as to why Bristol was chosen. Maybe it's a naval thing with ship's figureheads or something.
So funny!😂
English subtitles please!🙏
I would love to show this to my mother but she's hard of hearing!
If you go to the settings icon in the corner of the video you should be able to choose English auto generated. Not sure how accurate it would be though. Hope I was of help
If not, just play it nice and loud 😋
@@Michael.Scott.420 actually doing this may create even more humourous stuff
*Be right out of a job right now - LockDown 2020*
Still better than the green new deal.
Very topical!
"and in 2020, people will be forced to stay inside and warn masks and stay 6 feet from your fellow humanoid" .... this isn't funny anymore!
Warn masks? What are you warning them of.
Wearing a mask and standing away from someone makes it less likely for you to catch a illness from them, if they are Ill. If someone is sick, and you wait to see them until they get better. Then you are very likely to not catch an illness from them.
@@andrewcarter504bullshite
Hear hear!
prodictive programming
A more optimistic note. Mmmmm
I’d second that as well✅👍
The 70s are often maligned and the butt of jokes but it was not all bad, football at its best, rock music and BBC comedy.
Absolutely fucking hilarious.
Did he predict West Ham and East Ham merging
Greta and the WEF would be proud.
Haha sheffield wednesday 😂
15 minute cities, lockdowns and rationed breathing. Add this to our new vocabulary and we have a comedy sketch that Ronnie would suggest is too silly
what is wrong with 15 minute cities exactly?
@@pigeon_the_brit565 You do not know all the future measures and policies designed to enslave you? This is the moment I will not return to you here...enjoy the future...good bye...have fun...you will love it...
so true
Turning out to be a little bit of an omen now as of June 2023
What does he say when he mentions the spot where his wife did something to him? I can hardly make out a word there
"and that is the spot where my wife threw ink at me."
Very clever
Mayor Khan is looking older these days.
Why is Ireland on your map of Britain?
Does anyone get the 'two Bristols' joke?
Bristols are tits (Bristol cities=titties). They usually come in pairs.
@airscrew1 Say you to a person who wants to watch Two Ronnies. Never learned to share? Have to gatekeep those nasty young scoundrels away hm?
@@BadgerBotherer1 At first came in my mind City and Rovers, but on the other hand in german language (I'm from Austria) Tits means "Brüste" - close ;)
I've watched enough Benny Hill to understand that joke .... referring to his Angels of course LOL
@Jack Warner Why be rude?
So in 1972 the potential damage was quite well known, and we did .... nothing. Hmm.
I’d much rather listen to him than Thunberg
2:57 trying not to laugh
antikoerper256 absolutely right 😊
yes I detected a small flutter in his voice .... he almost lost it but got back in character
Did anybody get the
Sheffield Wednesday Joke
😀😀😀😀
Well he was totally wrong about Birmingham… by all accounts the streets are immaculate.. 👌🧐
Why is Ireland included😂
Londonstan extension!😂
What does he say. That is the spot where my wife what??
ChallengeCommander "threw ink at me"
Liam Thomas LTfpv it's so obvious now. Cheers
@@liamthomasltfpv2073 thanks! I was having an hard time to understand this! The subtitles said "my wife incurred me" which did not make any sense.
Scomo should watch this he might learn something
A few good jokes and quite a lot of filler. Seems appropriate for something from the era of the British Rail sandwich....
you people are british
Sounds like modern Climate Change govt policy in 2023
'Good riddance to Scotland' - yes, I agree!