Amy Schumer Monologue - SNL

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  • Amy Schumer talks about wanting better role models for young girls than the Kardashians and the time she thought she was dating Bradley Cooper.
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  • @Shadow-yq8wg
    @Shadow-yq8wg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1530

    i was laughing so hard and then i closed the comments

    • @ttm1795
      @ttm1795 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @manmeetsodhi9257
      @manmeetsodhi9257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      YOOO BRO IS SAVAGE, I ACTUALLY DIED BRO DANG, VIOLATION

    • @wellofcire
      @wellofcire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      still funnier than the main show at least

    • @danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307
      @danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The funniest thing amy schumer ever said "I am a comedian!"

    • @danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307
      @danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Luckily she had the SNL writers to write this for her! Even then they had to put recorded laufter over the audiences silence! 🤦‍♂🤣

  • @TiagoFerreira-zp9gi
    @TiagoFerreira-zp9gi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1761

    The f in Amy Schumer stands for "funny".

    • @samuelbarrett5648
      @samuelbarrett5648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Dang

    • @TiagoFerreira-zp9gi
      @TiagoFerreira-zp9gi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @Syrus Salinas Oh no, I know it. I'm a bit of an Amy Schumer myself.

    • @nihilist6008
      @nihilist6008 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @David Assefa Tofu SO??????

    • @nihilist6008
      @nihilist6008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @David Assefa Tofu yawnnnnnn....???

    • @Alex-qj3wp
      @Alex-qj3wp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @David Assefa Tofu Honestly, I don't get why people are so invested in hating famous people. like, if you don't find her funny then just watch other comics, obviously many people find her funny because her stand ups are successful and her views are good.

  • @l1585
    @l1585 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1221

    8:37 This had me dying 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 💀

    • @NutoriusTwizz
      @NutoriusTwizz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      On god 😭

    • @ToeGripper9988
      @ToeGripper9988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Same

    • @rakanalmugbel
      @rakanalmugbel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lmao

    • @sabbeyroad
      @sabbeyroad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I saw your comment before I started watching and I was just waiting for the funny part. Had to scroll down towards the end to check your timestamp, because the funny part clearly hadn't happened yet. You were on the nose lmao

    • @cynalic
      @cynalic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      bro me too 💀 im cryying lmfao

  • @earthcakestudiosvanilla3073
    @earthcakestudiosvanilla3073 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    8:37 was the funniest of all jokes

    • @YOMAMAXXL
      @YOMAMAXXL ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The funniest of all jokes at in the comments when people insult her

    • @jimmydaphrog1550
      @jimmydaphrog1550 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Calling these jokes is an insult to all jokes

    • @ScornedScallopes
      @ScornedScallopes ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ok I cackled when I clicked on it 😂

    • @clovis-
      @clovis- ปีที่แล้ว +3

      everyone rightfully hates her for stealing jokes, but you just did the same thing. this is the top comment from months ago lmao

    • @earthcakestudiosvanilla3073
      @earthcakestudiosvanilla3073 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I had nothing else to do

  • @hannahwieler4455
    @hannahwieler4455 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3392

    "take the faces they were born with as a light suggestion" im dying LOL

    • @avery.s7681
      @avery.s7681 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I don't get it? light suggestion whatt?

    • @Brittany853
      @Brittany853 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      A light suggestion of what they should look like the rest of their life

    • @bugofcake
      @bugofcake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Hannah Wieler how is that funny?

    • @amazing_bastard
      @amazing_bastard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@bugofcake it's funny and sad at the same time. she's talking about how the role models for young girls today are women who do a lot of plastic surgeries and stuff, which imposes twisted ideas of what beauty is upon the young generation of women and teaches them to not love the natural faces they were born with

    • @bugofcake
      @bugofcake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Polina Turik it’s just tragic

  • @shellw1276
    @shellw1276 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1459

    I liked how the band members are cracking up in the background!

    • @ms.rstake_1211
      @ms.rstake_1211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      They mostly do.

    • @richardweider9875
      @richardweider9875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thanks what's up dude

    • @stanleyshady9465
      @stanleyshady9465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      they're paid and told to laugh

    • @vitaminmc6086
      @vitaminmc6086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      In fac, it seems many people have been paid to praise and accept this talentless woman in their circles... Something very weird is going on

    • @laurahall2710
      @laurahall2710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hate to have to clean the furniture after

  • @Mopark25
    @Mopark25 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You people are sad. You don't even know why you hate Amy Schumer, you just brainlessly follow the horde. This was a perfectly fine monologue.

    • @aleecarp1337
      @aleecarp1337 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Hi Amy, you suck

  • @pyro7602
    @pyro7602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    So two cannibals were eating Amy Schumer.
    Cannibal one: does this taste funny to you ?
    Cannibal 2: no.

  • @FlaccidSunday
    @FlaccidSunday 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I searched for this monologue just to piss myself off

  • @hooks36
    @hooks36 2 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    The wall next to me has better stand up

  • @slickfinisher123
    @slickfinisher123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Oh man. I'm dying of laughter over here. Funniest person ever. Soooooo funny.

    • @Hellcat1320
      @Hellcat1320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Ikr it’s sooooo funny like it’s the most funny thing I’ve eveeeer seeeen 😐

    • @suspumpkin5229
      @suspumpkin5229 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Bro got the whole squad laughing 🤠🔫

  • @felltem8296
    @felltem8296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    the most funny part about this is the laughable chance of me laughing.

    • @JustoonsYes
      @JustoonsYes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      0% chance of laughing

    • @calebgillett6091
      @calebgillett6091 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fr I looked up Amy Schumer to see if she was funny but ig not women are unable to be funny

    • @kunchenliang8772
      @kunchenliang8772 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      is this a paradox

    • @s_.777
      @s_.777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Y’all just like to dislike her, she’s not awful.

    • @darkseeker1112
      @darkseeker1112 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@s_.777 She’s fucking abysmal. Iliza Shlesinger is up-arrow notation magnitudes funnier than Amy Shumer.

  • @leosanalien9904
    @leosanalien9904 8 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Anybody leaving rude comments about her look is just another Emmy nominated Paul Giamatti performance.

    • @tritan74
      @tritan74 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Troll

    • @emanuelgrant4335
      @emanuelgrant4335 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Leo Liu She actually looked really good last night! Impressive, Amy.

    • @SMOOTHJAKED
      @SMOOTHJAKED 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is too easy... Amy's a cow. I would piss on her. Moooooo.

    • @TasteMyStinkholeAndLikeIt
      @TasteMyStinkholeAndLikeIt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Leo Liu

    • @aeonjoey3d
      @aeonjoey3d 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Leo Liu and Peabody award winning

  • @shubhamgopal2077
    @shubhamgopal2077 7 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    the kaidashians and malala were on point in her monologue.

    • @danp1471
      @danp1471 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm ignorant who is malala?

    • @ammanusman7485
      @ammanusman7485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@danp1471 A nobel peace prize winner from Pakistan. I believe she is the youngest prize winner. She fought for girl's education as a teenager.

    • @breannaheron7404
      @breannaheron7404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dan P she was also shot in the head by isis and survived, look into her story it’s amazing

    • @SubscribersWithoutAnyVid-ss4ff
      @SubscribersWithoutAnyVid-ss4ff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      breanna heron not isis lol. it was the taliban

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@breannaheron7404 😀I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LIKE.
      (Watch the Time Traveler set first)
      th-cam.com/users/JeffWarren47

  • @R.Ale09
    @R.Ale09 2 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    The day she’ll be funny is the day when a day doesn’t even exist anymore

    • @isaac7116
      @isaac7116 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ironically this comment isn’t funny

    • @hannahwelch5199
      @hannahwelch5199 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow ok

    • @MarcosIsABaritone
      @MarcosIsABaritone 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why is she successful then? We should be wary of speaking and writing in sweeping statements and hyperbole. Our arguments would greatly benefit.

    • @Mac-dt3iz
      @Mac-dt3iz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      how weird that you came to this 6 years after it was posted... the entire audience is laughing it's a super good opening monologue

  • @shaun7002
    @shaun7002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +831

    I just listen to her jokes to fall asleep

  • @ToraydoBull
    @ToraydoBull 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1567

    This was one of the few rare moments on SNL that I lol-ed so hard until I was crying. Only Amy can do that.

    • @ratso69ful81
      @ratso69ful81 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +ToraydoBull I agree, she's hilarious, her movie Trainwreck was a pleasant surpirse too!!

    • @latch360
      @latch360 8 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      I don't see anything funny about her. I'm easy to please too.

    • @irisheyes0620
      @irisheyes0620 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      +Dwight Swaney I agree. I think she could be really funny, but she veers into crude too often. The bit about bathing her niece was horrible. We turned it off at that point.

    • @jr85marvel
      @jr85marvel 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +Dwight Swaney then your a snob who cant get over himself and just laugh at the dumb silly shit and use your brain to analyze the high brow stuff because this woman is killing it!

    • @supermilkguy
      @supermilkguy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Catheryn English is that the royal "we"?

  • @mariafoteini
    @mariafoteini 7 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    is this considered funny by People? really?

    • @jakescourage
      @jakescourage 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This is what passes for comedy now. Didn't even chuckle

    • @TheInvisibleCheshire
      @TheInvisibleCheshire 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Well yeah. Comedy is subjective. Everyone has different tastes. That's kind of the point. That's what makes it fun.

    • @quinnrollen
      @quinnrollen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Didn't laugh once.

    • @foulme
      @foulme 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      no..real comedians are people who are following the kardashians

    • @_Ikelos
      @_Ikelos 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      idk it's really mediocre.
      Some of the jokes are ok, but the general vibe is very cheap and sad.

  • @sirfishe9949
    @sirfishe9949 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Im so happy they had actual people laughing in the background. You can tell they really enjoyed this!

  • @nicknick493
    @nicknick493 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    I think we can all agree that Amy Schumer is definitely one of the comedians of all time

    • @BigOuchies
      @BigOuchies ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "Comedian" is a bold claim.

    • @Gyh373
      @Gyh373 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      You must be kidding

  • @youtubedude3422
    @youtubedude3422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    90% of this comment section are Amy Schumer NPC

    • @drsipp407
      @drsipp407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      There are so many comments like “this is so funny wow!!!” God this genuinely isn’t funny

    • @atomiplex8956
      @atomiplex8956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@drsipp407 I mean, comedy is relative and heavily dependent on relatability. I doubt you and I are the intended audience. You are coming into to this wanting to hate it. There were some jokes I did not get. They were some I actually found quite funny.

    • @Samuelprit
      @Samuelprit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@atomiplex8956 stfu there is subjective comedy then this is Amy schumer the woman is like listening to a brick wall

    • @jaredhummel9687
      @jaredhummel9687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      notice how it’s only women laughing

    • @drsipp407
      @drsipp407 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@atomiplex8956 yeahhhh you’re right actually

  • @Mbnbb
    @Mbnbb 7 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    ''TAKE THE SHOT YOU BIIIIIIIIIITCH.'' 4:54

  • @Johnconagher
    @Johnconagher ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Fun fact: the only reason she’s this big is because she’s from a rich family which actually makes a ton of sense

    • @zachbartlett2829
      @zachbartlett2829 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Probably also cause she eats alot

    • @Aquardis
      @Aquardis ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@zachbartlett2829 underrated comment

    • @weaponsmith
      @weaponsmith ปีที่แล้ว

      Also because all she talks about is sex and people instantly get turned on

    • @zachbartlett2829
      @zachbartlett2829 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@weaponsmith people get turned on by her? Doubt it

    • @audreyf9092
      @audreyf9092 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zachbartlett2829 I don’t understand how that’s funny. Even if she is an insufferable person to watch I don’t see how making fun of her body is funny.

  • @Isaac_646
    @Isaac_646 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Drinking game: every time Amy Schumer is funny take a shot.

    • @supykun
      @supykun ปีที่แล้ว +102

      ... dude I beg you, my dad runs a rehab centre and I don't want him to go out of business

    • @truebrothas9020
      @truebrothas9020 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      You would stay sober rest of your life

    • @the_roach_king.
      @the_roach_king. ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I don’t think alcohol would even exist anymore

    • @mrcheesecracker2258
      @mrcheesecracker2258 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ohh hell yeah I’m getting drunk to- wait did you say Amy Schumer?

    • @DigitalAndInnovation
      @DigitalAndInnovation ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Are you trying to have people die from withdrawl??

  • @Olhado256
    @Olhado256 8 ปีที่แล้ว +640

    I like to judge the quality of SNL monologues by what the guitarist on the left is doing. Like, he's always grinning (probably because he has one of the best jobs in the world) but when he loses it, that's when you know it's really working.

    • @grottphd9090
      @grottphd9090 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      You know, they are paid to laugh.

    • @grottphd9090
      @grottphd9090 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      +daebaksone they are employed by snl. It benefits snl if the musicians seem to find the material funny. If these musicians didn't laugh, but sat there stone faced, how long do you think they would be employed?

    • @bootsieragansings
      @bootsieragansings 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Cole Blackman , nope, I know the sax player and he is NOT paid to laugh, but to play. Go figure.

    • @haulishet
      @haulishet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's a bass player, you ignorant vajaynah

    • @raynixxx8261
      @raynixxx8261 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ropsana Khanom : EXACTLY 🤩✌🏻👍🏻👍🏻

  • @drakeklashbeyonce5206
    @drakeklashbeyonce5206 7 ปีที่แล้ว +647

    am i the only one who's watching the guys in the back

    • @Svenesteban
      @Svenesteban 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Holy shit they're dying of laughter.

    • @danisa2011d
      @danisa2011d 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I always take as a reference the gret hair guy at the right! He is honest about his laughs ! Check the rest of the monologues

    • @utkarshprajapati5053
      @utkarshprajapati5053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So you are basically watching a reaction video

    • @Anton680x
      @Anton680x 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      nope

    • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
      @ireallyreallyhategoogle 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes

  • @samu.bionda728
    @samu.bionda728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    This is actually very good content for "When I Laugh The Video Ends" type of video, so that it lasts for 10 minutes at least, for the extra ad. You gotta stick in a 2 minutes long intro tho.

    • @orange123yoshi
      @orange123yoshi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Damn that was better than the monologue

  • @EleCticCOokie
    @EleCticCOokie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    To everyone making jokes about amy schumer in the comments, you better stop it cause we know shes gonna try to steal them.

  • @deeperedges3100
    @deeperedges3100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +646

    "She lost a Kendall" 😂😂😂😂

    • @copbabycombo1311
      @copbabycombo1311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I'm laughing at you because you think that's funny. LMAO. To each their own.

    • @gabrieleporru4443
      @gabrieleporru4443 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @UCBdA5NKc5rlMKNxF5XXoi5Q Just go fuck off😂😂It made him/her/whatever laugh, now someone can't even laugh at a stupid joke if it genuinely made them to because you all have to bring on your crusade against a joke thief. "To EaCH thEiR oWN" yeah okay superior being
      "I lAuGh aT YOu" toxic as shit

  • @michaelandrew6639
    @michaelandrew6639 6 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    " well what does that mean devon?" dying dead

  • @bakhtiyarguseinov9402
    @bakhtiyarguseinov9402 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    If she’s funny, then Biden is a good president

    • @meeckamc
      @meeckamc 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMFAOOOO

    • @jenniestan2145
      @jenniestan2145 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ''if u ain't supporting me , u ain't black''😂😂

  • @johngravesyt
    @johngravesyt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Honest: H is silent
    Knife: K is silent
    Amy Schumer: Crowd is silent

    • @mohammedshaik9647
      @mohammedshaik9647 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lmfaoo

    • @memers94
      @memers94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Unless they get paid to laugh

    • @Mac-dt3iz
      @Mac-dt3iz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      apparently you're deaf

    • @johngravesyt
      @johngravesyt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@memers94 they do

  • @abbybarron8328
    @abbybarron8328 7 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    I thought it was funny, she was funny and made a point, why are so many people offended?

    • @quit9701
      @quit9701 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      shes flat out racist lmao
      check out the articles

    • @poorme5576
      @poorme5576 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      euphonykid She's a comedian

    • @iworshipgaysandsatan6822
      @iworshipgaysandsatan6822 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Because people think she stole jokes once or twice, which has now caused people to discredit her entire career, and that none of her jokes are funny and she's an annoying bitch.

    • @poorme5576
      @poorme5576 7 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      You mean to tell me Americans like to build up a woman then convince themselves she's evil and unlikable then start bringing her down? What a shock

    • @NBACoDGaming
      @NBACoDGaming 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +I Worship Gays And Satan Well, she is an annoying bitch.

  • @CoachingHigher
    @CoachingHigher 6 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    "Khloe was ours" LMAO

  • @CakeInALake
    @CakeInALake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    First time listening to amy schumer and its basically
    1. Openly talking about childrens genitals.
    2.Having terrible tastes in men.
    3.Openly talking about killing people, AND LAUGHING.
    4.definitely not real laugh tracks btw.
    5. Lazer time was the best part.

  • @newspaperbin6763
    @newspaperbin6763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Stop adding laugh tracks.

  • @itsthebats
    @itsthebats 7 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Grab your ankles lmao

    • @josephepps7805
      @josephepps7805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      B....bend
      O.....over
      H.....here
      I......it
      C....cums
      A.....again

  • @tdogtheartist
    @tdogtheartist 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Her last line was BRILLIANT. I think it was so good it made you think then laugh hilariously vs. knee jerk laugh. Amy, you are the voice of the people. Like Pryor, like Bruce, like Louie Ck... you are authentic and pure... fucking funny. love you.

  • @VincentTseng
    @VincentTseng ปีที่แล้ว +6

    why do people hate her so much she doesn’t deserve this hate!

  • @sergiocruz162
    @sergiocruz162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Welp... that’s 8 minutes I’m never getting back...

    • @Samuelprit
      @Samuelprit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      why are most of the comments positive, she's not funny

  • @mrraisbeck
    @mrraisbeck 6 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    " WHAT DOES THAT MEAN DEVON, MY CHEEKS ARE FINE DEVON "

    • @bigfatbear943
      @bigfatbear943 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Dang this was so funny 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

    • @gabrieleporru4443
      @gabrieleporru4443 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bigfatbear943 how childish is it to bother other people finding something funny because YOU think a comedian that stole jokes shouldn't get ANY laugh?
      They found it funny, can't they? They need *your* permit?

  • @stellatocca
    @stellatocca 8 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    I love how the musicians in the background are trying their best to hold in their laughter.

    • @wanettarenay8215
      @wanettarenay8215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      AND THEIR VOMIT

    • @courtneyc238
      @courtneyc238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      wanetta renay why are u watching her snl monologue if u dislike her so much. Wouldn’t u rather spend your time watching someone u like?

    • @binitshrestha3122
      @binitshrestha3122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@courtneyc238 maybe she thought this would be good and then she quickly changed her mind

    • @courtneyc238
      @courtneyc238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      any thing no, people know amy schumers Comedy. People clicked on this video to hate on her

    •  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wanettarenay8215 bro that was hilarious. I feel sorry for them man.

  • @killallfurriesstaysigma
    @killallfurriesstaysigma 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My imaginary pet fucking rock makes better jokes

    • @NAConen
      @NAConen 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I find it so bizarre that every one of you incels doesn’t see the irony in telling shitty jokes as you explain how Schumer is unfunny.

    • @killallfurriesstaysigma
      @killallfurriesstaysigma 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@NAConen your mom made you..I still see the irony in it.

  • @heyyhellohannah
    @heyyhellohannah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    So I put Jessica Alba's soap on my hand😭😭

  • @voyance4elle
    @voyance4elle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    the lava lamp made me laough out loud :D i love these silly jokes xD

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Marylee Macpherson
      😀I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LIKE.
      (Watch the Time Traveler set first)
      th-cam.com/users/JeffWarren47

  • @autumnhenderson-brazie7581
    @autumnhenderson-brazie7581 8 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    "but it's pretty good soap as it turns out" lol

  • @arvinkun660
    @arvinkun660 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Reddit was right

  • @thatguywithamustache9455
    @thatguywithamustache9455 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Stand up sadness

  • @IRISistibleMakeup
    @IRISistibleMakeup 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "you would grab your ankles" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

    • @Bamburfix
      @Bamburfix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What... *whats wrong with you*

  • @kristie737
    @kristie737 8 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    Schumer and Lawrence need to co host SNL

    • @dongrahamburg9050
      @dongrahamburg9050 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Holy Yes!

    • @Mikekramercomedy
      @Mikekramercomedy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes...that would be great...then I wouldn't mind having missed another SNL episode.....

    • @jeanineshelby3307
      @jeanineshelby3307 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +kristie737 yes!

    • @Yuval012
      @Yuval012 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      LiberalssuckdickYEAHUGOOGLE hey keep jews out of it, i'm jew and i find her disgusting and funny as a baby's corpse

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Yuval012 😀I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LIKE.
      (Watch the Time Traveler set first)
      th-cam.com/users/JeffWarren47

  • @muhammadhafizuddin1265
    @muhammadhafizuddin1265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The comment on this video are so weird, and i dont find her funny, but maybe that just me

    • @ILikeBirds
      @ILikeBirds 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wdym? No one finds her funny

  • @joshuahignight3076
    @joshuahignight3076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Amy Schumer is the greatest comedian of all time
    -Norm Macdonald

    • @bigfatbear943
      @bigfatbear943 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well he's an idiot😐

    • @Lu1kang187XD
      @Lu1kang187XD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bigfatbear943 lmao the late great norm mcdonald was considerate enough to give that amy schumer that title. Man what a great guy he was, ill also support norm by saying amy schumer is "THE GREATEST COMEDIAN OF ALL TIME"..............

    • @joeyperez7432
      @joeyperez7432 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@bigfatbear943 He was being sarcastic. You obviously dont know Norms comedy

    • @bigfatbear943
      @bigfatbear943 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@joeyperez7432 Nah I just don't know him but I'm saying that to anyone who praises Amy for her terrible humor

    • @gwenlyda4958
      @gwenlyda4958 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not counting him, of course

  • @embem104
    @embem104 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I fucking love her, I think she's HILARIOUS. She knows she's not petite and over the top gorgeous or gods gift to the world and she laughs it off by making jokes about herself which is great 😂 She says things that everyone is thinking but too afraid to say

    • @Mikekramercomedy
      @Mikekramercomedy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +embem104 --yeah right --I'm thinking how I'd like to wash my nieces vagina? ---what the hell kind of ignorance are you smoking? I don't think of anything this woman says. "Making jokes about one's self---I think Rodney had been doing that for as long as I can remember and most other comics do the same. Nothing new. She sucks.

    • @embem104
      @embem104 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mike Kramer It's ok thats your opinion, you just have a different sense of humor than those who enjoy her. I think thats why people think she's funny because she's so out there and vulgar. I agree, not everything she says is relatable but still humerus.

    • @Mikekramercomedy
      @Mikekramercomedy 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      embem104 Yes embem -- I appreciate that you like her ---you are right -- we all have different tastes --I don't like people saying that she is saying what I am thinking but too afraid to say. George Carlin said what I am thinking and may not want to say. Amy Shumer --not so much.

  • @deergutz8162
    @deergutz8162 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    She told the bradley Cooper thing already

  • @xxpurplexxrosexx
    @xxpurplexxrosexx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I loved the joke at 8:37.

  • @Rasfa
    @Rasfa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    It's fashionable to dislike Amy, I guess. I've never been one to follow fashion though. This monologue was VERY good.

    • @ishyonbarberis5153
      @ishyonbarberis5153 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hell nah

    • @kamstilldabest2003
      @kamstilldabest2003 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Please say sike right now.

    • @Apricate.
      @Apricate. ปีที่แล้ว

      was it good though? ive never even heard of her. ive never heard of the hate. im not biased against her. yet i havent laughed once at any of her content. some of it is just random, vile or just unfunny. im still trying to find the punchlines.

  • @AlainBruno
    @AlainBruno 8 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    She is hilarious!

    • @merdesh2402
      @merdesh2402 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Alain Bruno my favorite comedian ever

    • @16annia
      @16annia 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Alain Bruno she's fat

    • @ender003
      @ender003 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +andreeaabro So don't have sex with her. Doesn't make her jokes and delivery any less funny.

    • @gelu4in
      @gelu4in 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Alain Bruno i can watch her all day long

    • @dwifteeboy
      @dwifteeboy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +andreeaabro She's hot, it's nice to a see a women with a hot body for once, what are you 15 or something, get some experience bro.

  • @IDontPostPorn
    @IDontPostPorn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    I want to see Amy Schumer and Louis C.K. do a duel SNL host!

    • @aresef
      @aresef 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Dual like the DS screens, not duel like Aaron Burr.

    • @BornofaJackal
      @BornofaJackal 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +IDontPostPorn I want to see Amy Schumer and Louis C.K. hook up and make a child.

    • @KerryLuckett
      @KerryLuckett 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +IDontPostPorn YES! Who can be dirtier! LOL!

    • @movingforward9555
      @movingforward9555 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Or a movie where they go to war on each other. Like neighbors fighting and they are married to different people that way no romantic awkwardness to mess it up.

    • @xandermcn
      @xandermcn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +IDontPostPorn my two favorites

  • @JustJory
    @JustJory ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I was laughing so hard until my paint fully dried. Then my laughter went away

  • @MrRacecourser
    @MrRacecourser 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    5:19 6:56 (when you finish the punchline you started with). 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @smilingdog4067
    @smilingdog4067 8 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    I hope she doesn't lose her weight. To me she's not heavy and so what if she is to others. I don't like stick figure women, just my preference.

    • @dwifteeboy
      @dwifteeboy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      +Sam Clemmons It's because you are man with taste and experience, most of the comments saying she's not sexy are from inexperienced male teenagers and stick thin bitches.

    • @smilingdog4067
      @smilingdog4067 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Kai Campbell Agree. Most kids don't see past media pushed definitions of what a girl should look like. As I got older I was able to appreciate all womens bodies.

    • @dwifteeboy
      @dwifteeboy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sam Clemmons
      Exactly, couldn't of said it better.

    • @milanosrp
      @milanosrp 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      +Sam Clemmons Except for stick figure women, apparently.

    • @smilingdog4067
      @smilingdog4067 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      milanosrp I appreciate them, I'm just not usually physically attracted to them.

  • @DMchic
    @DMchic 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I love all the people writing that she's not funny. It makes me laugh to think that all these people think she isn't funny when she's probably one of the most popular female comedians out there right now, she made a hilarious movie, does tons of shows, and was offered to host Saturday Night Live. News flash: she's actually hilarious and you all are blind if you can't see it. She's also gorgeous. The end.

    • @eny4life718
      @eny4life718 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +DMchic PREACHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @motnurky7055
      @motnurky7055 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +DMchic TL;DR Negative opinions are wrong apparently

    • @HaiLegend
      @HaiLegend 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      she's successful because people want her to be. i know many funny female comedians but amy ain't one of them

    • @chunkychinboi
      @chunkychinboi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well the problem is, most of the jokes are stolen from male comedians

  • @neilsamarripa4098
    @neilsamarripa4098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "Who's hazing Hillary Clinton?" Hilarious.

  • @patatafrita9857
    @patatafrita9857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    She told the Bradley Cooper story in at least 2 other interviews, she must be proud of it

    • @turbojon8117
      @turbojon8117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Do you think she's the first comedian to use the same bit more than once?

    • @ericmanget4280
      @ericmanget4280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@turbojon8117 She's one of the first comedians to use someone else's bit more than once lol

    • @shashavengesayi6055
      @shashavengesayi6055 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eric Manget yeah but she does them better than the original comedians

    • @ericmanget4280
      @ericmanget4280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@shashavengesayi6055 She stole from Patrice. She's not better than Patrice. Also even if it were true it'd be a bad excuse lol, that's how Carlos Mencia was trying to defend himself.

    • @shashavengesayi6055
      @shashavengesayi6055 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eric Manget i think by stealing someone else’s bit she’s also in a way paying tribute to the original comedian.

  • @akshayde
    @akshayde 7 ปีที่แล้ว +658

    I'm still mixed about her. But this was bloody funny

    • @christinadobbs6877
      @christinadobbs6877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Her stand up comedy is definitely better than her movies.....

    • @saifsattani2424
      @saifsattani2424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Who asked

    • @vitaminmc6086
      @vitaminmc6086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      She's crap and fake. There's a good documentary about her on TH-cam

    • @reng935
      @reng935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Of course. These jokes are probably written for her lol

    • @vitaminmc6086
      @vitaminmc6086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@reng935 Look for "The Elephant 🐘 in the Room - An Amy Schumer Documentary".
      She steals so much stuff.

  • @eme.261
    @eme.261 8 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I stood in front of Bradley Cooper in the SNL studio-- and yeah, I was a second away from grabbing my ankles. I was shocked at how magnetic he was. At the time, he was in the process of filming American Sniper, so he was BUILT. It looked damn good on him.

    • @BattleBladeWarrior
      @BattleBladeWarrior 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I bet you were probably think you'd look damn good on him too ;D lol, that must been awesome

  • @UNKNOWN-cs5rr
    @UNKNOWN-cs5rr ปีที่แล้ว +5

    the laugh tracks every second 💀

  • @deeznutznutz6524
    @deeznutznutz6524 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    My favorite part 8:37

  • @slicedGabe
    @slicedGabe 8 ปีที่แล้ว +777

    She's funny

    • @Jeffreyd337
      @Jeffreyd337 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No shit Sherlock.

    • @jbaguam80
      @jbaguam80 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Trever Webb. Hey Trever. Did you notice the multiple grammatical misuse of the word "Your"(ed-gar T. poee) quoted ? The idiot is not capable of remembering that the correct word "You're" is the word he should've used.

    • @treverwebb9742
      @treverwebb9742 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      j agustin I think he "taught" himself too much conspiracy theories, and not enough basic English haha. Those should kind of go hand in hand, if YOU'RE trying to get YOUR point across. Hahahahaha!

    • @jbaguam80
      @jbaguam80 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol. Your, uhm You're, absolutely write, uhm right. Lol

    • @AMpufnstuf
      @AMpufnstuf 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +slicedGabe i lasted about 50 seconds, she is not funny sorry, talking about sex and politically correct shit while still making money off mocking yourself is just depressing, at least the old timers didnt pretend to be looking to save the world.
      if you gave this woman 100 years on earth she couldn't write a minute worth of four rodney dangerfield punchlines

  • @eugenheide9275
    @eugenheide9275 7 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    Women are smart and funny, get over it. >_

    • @alchemic85
      @alchemic85 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      lol dumbass

    • @mikew5570
      @mikew5570 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Name one funny woman.

    • @MrTopodoko
      @MrTopodoko 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      South park reference even more dumbass

    • @eugenheide9275
      @eugenheide9275 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      To me because it was a south park reference.

    • @MrTopodoko
      @MrTopodoko 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** ***** No to Alchemic Overdrive who seemed to disagree a lot with that statement without realizing it was a joke (the southwark reference).
      But i admit i wasn't very clear.

  • @regrettablelifechoices5494
    @regrettablelifechoices5494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    This was so hilariously unfunny that i had to watch the flowers behind her to keep me interested

    • @mrbombastic5644
      @mrbombastic5644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Watching the flowers wilt under the shitty jokes was pretty entertaining to be fair

    • @deviantmoore9744
      @deviantmoore9744 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow, so quirky🤭

    • @s.stapes4040
      @s.stapes4040 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      men love to dislike her lmao like your entire personality is disliking amy schumer lol yikes

    • @regrettablelifechoices5494
      @regrettablelifechoices5494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@s.stapes4040 just like yours is acting like you make a difference

    • @NAConen
      @NAConen 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@regrettablelifechoices5494 Are you 13? Get therapy.

  • @yvonney1684
    @yvonney1684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “...But I’m trash from Long Island” LMAOO love her humour!

  • @brigland3726
    @brigland3726 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ove you sooooon much Amy Schumer!! Much love from Austin TX,,, Plzz keep it up girl!

  • @itsamebrinyoh7038
    @itsamebrinyoh7038 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "You remember my thit-ther?" -- I'm crying!!!!!

  • @luisferr2001
    @luisferr2001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "A tinder swipe"!! Almost fell off my seat!

  • @lurch5376
    @lurch5376 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The title of this video should be: Amy Schumer but all the funny parts are cut out

  • @tordyclark
    @tordyclark 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I love how the saxaphonist behind her laughs each time.

    • @bigfatbear943
      @bigfatbear943 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah cause he's getting paid😐

    • @timkelly6985
      @timkelly6985 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He is high and would laugh at silence.

  • @TietCanhVit
    @TietCanhVit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    It is really difficult what she's doing. I can't even make 3 separate ideas without stumbling. She's able to pause her thoughts for applause. Her timing is exceptional.

    • @LGJdirjdkfo
      @LGJdirjdkfo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sao Cungduoc shut up Conan!

    • @imacomedian980
      @imacomedian980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You're a idiot lol

    • @FMRA46
      @FMRA46 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@imacomedian980 it's AN idiot. That says a lot you idiot 🤣

    • @peter96844
      @peter96844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fikry Reza You sir, are a grammer correcting dick please get out of the comments section.

    • @calmand29
      @calmand29 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Her delivery and timing is spot on. It's so important, if not more so than the actual joke itself. Screw the haters.

  • @jasminehouston-burns1691
    @jasminehouston-burns1691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    I disliked Amy at first, mostly because everyone else said she is this terrible unfunny joke thief but then I never found anything that I thought really rose to justifying that claim. Sometimes .....I even laughed. I've made jokes, people make jokes. Sometimes people make very similar observations, but if even the comedians aren't saying she stole their jokes, isn't it like time to let that shit go?
    This is one of the funniest monologues I've ever seen on SNL front to back and it is almost impossible to say she stole these jokes, but I'm sure someone will try.

    • @antotheja251
      @antotheja251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I agree. It is men telling us what to like. And a confident woman is often seen as a bitch especially if funny and successful.
      Almost all male comics steal but nobody makes a fuzz about that.
      She has been in comedy for over 15 yrs which means her material has been stolen by some male comics and yet men want us to believe she stole their shit. As if female comediens have it easier.
      It is BS! She is hilarious and all of the stuff I have seen of her is def not stolen bc it is very personal, if she makes that funny- she is funny. And those complaining are hypocrits. Let us not give them space and time

    • @magicalsodacan7066
      @magicalsodacan7066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      There are compilations of her stealing jokes from other shows, search it up

    • @shoomert
      @shoomert 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Anto theja Way to make a comic issue into a gender issue. Jesus

    • @c1o2o3l4z5b6o7y8z9
      @c1o2o3l4z5b6o7y8z9 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pre 2016 schumer was great. Everything past that is just sad and forgetable

    • @iluvbooty
      @iluvbooty 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like Amy but yeah you didn’t look hard enough for those videos

  • @ironrevenger9386
    @ironrevenger9386 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Anyone who makes it past 2:30 deserves a medal

    • @imadawg2833
      @imadawg2833 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I did by reading the comments

    • @ironrevenger9386
      @ironrevenger9386 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@imadawg2833 Clever strategy 🥇

    • @yodaddy7091
      @yodaddy7091 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I watched the whole thing and never laughed so I better get my medal

    • @ironrevenger9386
      @ironrevenger9386 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yodaddy7091 Here ya go champ 🥇

    • @d.b.1176
      @d.b.1176 ปีที่แล้ว

      I made it to 4:44, but also by reading comments and commenting on how terrible and annoying she is.

  • @viralbuthow000
    @viralbuthow000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "I have an 18 month old niece and we have the exact same body. Thank you." LOLLL

  • @FilmSimply
    @FilmSimply 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    i laughed once then I closed the window

    • @josephcoon5809
      @josephcoon5809 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did I jump out the window too early?

  • @joebenson528
    @joebenson528 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "This was so funny I forgot to laugh" is more original than any Amy Schumer set.

    • @davidbak6984
      @davidbak6984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ok. We got it. You guys hate her, that‘s ok.
      All these trolls in the comments are annoying and really laughable.
      You guys don‘t like her? Fine, humor is subjective, just watch something else.

    • @gwenlyda4958
      @gwenlyda4958 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@davidbak6984 well, I guess you could say that the comments are more laughable than her jokes

  • @spoodiana6278
    @spoodiana6278 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    humor was invented in 1877:
    people in 1876:

  • @InYudeBaybee
    @InYudeBaybee 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That butthole joke like I was dying she is so hilarious!

  • @goodthings1468
    @goodthings1468 7 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    "All they have is the kardashians" haahah I love her.

  • @SireWolfman
    @SireWolfman ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I could make funnier jokes at my worst than she can at her best

    • @lennypayne4241
      @lennypayne4241 ปีที่แล้ว

      And you’re a very unfunny hack at your best, so that’s saying a _lot_. 😮

    • @SireWolfman
      @SireWolfman ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ReelNW says you who commented, acting like you're on her side isn't gonna work bro, she's not gonna date you

    • @SireWolfman
      @SireWolfman ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ReelNW brotha no need to get salty about it, I really think anyone can be funnier than this woman, even a 3 year old

    • @JewishJeff839
      @JewishJeff839 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SireWolfman Do it, sissy...

  • @slobbernuckle
    @slobbernuckle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "I don't want to be named after rights"

  • @davidreyna4330
    @davidreyna4330 6 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    She is one of the funniest ladies in comedy today. As for any haters, y'all should get yourselves some business, or a hobby...or at least a cucumber.

    • @Vessynikol
      @Vessynikol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haha. So bloody right!

    • @mystuff6477
      @mystuff6477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      david reyna well your hobby is drinking because you
      Got divorced and you’re now a single mother. YOUR HOBBY SHOULD BE TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR FUFKING KIDS

    • @noahmining72
      @noahmining72 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      david reyna she sucks she is not funny can’t consider her a comedian

    • @trinityjay8893
      @trinityjay8893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      i wish there was better female comics..... Amy gives women in comedy a bad name

    • @bart7738
      @bart7738 ปีที่แล้ว

      um sure

  • @ash-fm5qo
    @ash-fm5qo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    all the amy schumer haters make me just like her more lmao. i bet 99.9 percent of the people that hate her because she's "fat" or "not funny" couldnt make half as many people laugh as she did in the audience with this monologue.

    • @grottphd9090
      @grottphd9090 7 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      I just don't find her funny, and I don't understand how anybody would.

    • @ash-fm5qo
      @ash-fm5qo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ...ok? and?

    • @Patryyyyck
      @Patryyyyck 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      >american humor standards + can laughter

    • @MrJgreenwell2000
      @MrJgreenwell2000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Why does it matter if someone can't "make half as many people laugh as she did?" And how does that revoke our basic right to criticize? Can you make a high-budget movie? No? Well then with your logic you shouldn't be allowed to shit-talk any movies you find bad; cause you can't make them.

    • @Michael-ur5qb
      @Michael-ur5qb 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      ash ! I could careless if she makes me laugh she is an annoying person. Attacking teenagers and sending her twitter followers after him is not funny nor is her stealing her jokes.

  • @Talkswithmargarita
    @Talkswithmargarita 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    omg hilarious 🤣🤣🤣 "What does that mean DEVIN!"

  • @dustincrum1
    @dustincrum1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    8:37 had me ROLLING 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀

  • @Bobby-wv3cn
    @Bobby-wv3cn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +808

    What if Amy Schumer IS the joke?

    • @Joe-zb9ps
      @Joe-zb9ps 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Zach Martin it all makes sense now😳

    • @NBACoDGaming
      @NBACoDGaming 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      *Mind blows up*

    • @tomlischke2726
      @tomlischke2726 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Zach Martin holy shit now i get it

    • @miguel-h
      @miguel-h 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bingo! 😂😂😂

    • @petero.7487
      @petero.7487 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm not sure I understand... like she's the person we're all laughing AT?

  • @relic6457
    @relic6457 6 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    Hating amy is the edgyest thing a white man can do

    • @instakittylover3706
      @instakittylover3706 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      reli:c
      Wow....i feel bad for white men now😂
      #asiansaresuperedgy

    • @TheNerdMan2
      @TheNerdMan2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      its pretty sad. she´s not always funny but she is talented. some men just decided to hate on her.

    • @patrickwillis13
      @patrickwillis13 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      reli:c black guys don't like her either. The vast majority of the population doesn't

    • @nelsonvelasquez2099
      @nelsonvelasquez2099 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      reli:c I’m a Hispanic women

    • @dubya724
      @dubya724 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep men just hate on a lady for TRYING to be funny. That's why Amy Poehler, Tina Fey, and Sarah Silverman all are bashed by guys all the time. (Sarcasm) I'm not white. Lol

  • @uncle5486
    @uncle5486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I wonder how much of this was hers and how much was stolen.

  • @Tchnoblade
    @Tchnoblade 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I am dying of laughter ha ha ha:/

  • @MrMossMan7272
    @MrMossMan7272 7 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    I do not like her but I will at least admit that the "what the fuck does that mean devin" was actually funny

    • @7625e
      @7625e 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thatoneguy7272 no but the Khloe joke was okay

    • @job5236
      @job5236 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I get it. She's the kind of person I really want to dislike: over-the-top humour and lame attitude. A bit too loud and annoying. Yet I can't help but respect her for being so damn authentic. A what you see is what you get, no-bullshit approach.

    • @samshsaikh8676
      @samshsaikh8676 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Y
      R
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      R
      R

  • @TimYoung817
    @TimYoung817 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Raunchy for SNL but I loved it

  • @edwinvsgio9212
    @edwinvsgio9212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    TH-cam is saving her career by disabling the dislike button.

  • @johnjohnson3709
    @johnjohnson3709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I would grab my ankles if Bradley Cooper showed up at my house.

    • @johnjohnson3709
      @johnjohnson3709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jon Davis if he was Bradley

    • @johnjohnson3709
      @johnjohnson3709 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And you would also even though you’re probably a straight male but when would you get the chance to let Bradley knock the bottom out of it.

    • @tayolenson2268
      @tayolenson2268 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You gay

    • @johnjohnson3709
      @johnjohnson3709 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tayo Lenson yep

    • @fishpickles7316
      @fishpickles7316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do you have schizophrenia