I saw your comment before I started watching and I was just waiting for the funny part. Had to scroll down towards the end to check your timestamp, because the funny part clearly hadn't happened yet. You were on the nose lmao
@David Assefa Tofu Honestly, I don't get why people are so invested in hating famous people. like, if you don't find her funny then just watch other comics, obviously many people find her funny because her stand ups are successful and her views are good.
Matthew Kitson I mean, I feel like she could have come up with some stuff that doesn't have millions of views on youtube for the freaking opening monologue of SNL. It's a handful of jokes, not an hour long comedy special.
***** Did you see her HBO special? All the recycled jokes got weak laughs cuz the majority had heard it already. Her fresh material killed and got huge laughs.
@@bugofcake it's funny and sad at the same time. she's talking about how the role models for young girls today are women who do a lot of plastic surgeries and stuff, which imposes twisted ideas of what beauty is upon the young generation of women and teaches them to not love the natural faces they were born with
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+Dwight Swaney I agree. I think she could be really funny, but she veers into crude too often. The bit about bathing her niece was horrible. We turned it off at that point.
+Dwight Swaney then your a snob who cant get over himself and just laugh at the dumb silly shit and use your brain to analyze the high brow stuff because this woman is killing it!
I like to judge the quality of SNL monologues by what the guitarist on the left is doing. Like, he's always grinning (probably because he has one of the best jobs in the world) but when he loses it, that's when you know it's really working.
+daebaksone they are employed by snl. It benefits snl if the musicians seem to find the material funny. If these musicians didn't laugh, but sat there stone faced, how long do you think they would be employed?
@@drsipp407 I mean, comedy is relative and heavily dependent on relatability. I doubt you and I are the intended audience. You are coming into to this wanting to hate it. There were some jokes I did not get. They were some I actually found quite funny.
@UCBdA5NKc5rlMKNxF5XXoi5Q Just go fuck off😂😂It made him/her/whatever laugh, now someone can't even laugh at a stupid joke if it genuinely made them to because you all have to bring on your crusade against a joke thief. "To EaCH thEiR oWN" yeah okay superior being "I lAuGh aT YOu" toxic as shit
@@zachbartlett2829 I don’t understand how that’s funny. Even if she is an insufferable person to watch I don’t see how making fun of her body is funny.
Because people think she stole jokes once or twice, which has now caused people to discredit her entire career, and that none of her jokes are funny and she's an annoying bitch.
@@bigfatbear943 lmao the late great norm mcdonald was considerate enough to give that amy schumer that title. Man what a great guy he was, ill also support norm by saying amy schumer is "THE GREATEST COMEDIAN OF ALL TIME"..............
This is actually very good content for "When I Laugh The Video Ends" type of video, so that it lasts for 10 minutes at least, for the extra ad. You gotta stick in a 2 minutes long intro tho.
@@bigfatbear943 how childish is it to bother other people finding something funny because YOU think a comedian that stole jokes shouldn't get ANY laugh? They found it funny, can't they? They need *your* permit?
It is really difficult what she's doing. I can't even make 3 separate ideas without stumbling. She's able to pause her thoughts for applause. Her timing is exceptional.
@@shashavengesayi6055 She stole from Patrice. She's not better than Patrice. Also even if it were true it'd be a bad excuse lol, that's how Carlos Mencia was trying to defend himself.
I disliked Amy at first, mostly because everyone else said she is this terrible unfunny joke thief but then I never found anything that I thought really rose to justifying that claim. Sometimes .....I even laughed. I've made jokes, people make jokes. Sometimes people make very similar observations, but if even the comedians aren't saying she stole their jokes, isn't it like time to let that shit go? This is one of the funniest monologues I've ever seen on SNL front to back and it is almost impossible to say she stole these jokes, but I'm sure someone will try.
I agree. It is men telling us what to like. And a confident woman is often seen as a bitch especially if funny and successful. Almost all male comics steal but nobody makes a fuzz about that. She has been in comedy for over 15 yrs which means her material has been stolen by some male comics and yet men want us to believe she stole their shit. As if female comediens have it easier. It is BS! She is hilarious and all of the stuff I have seen of her is def not stolen bc it is very personal, if she makes that funny- she is funny. And those complaining are hypocrits. Let us not give them space and time
***** ***** No to Alchemic Overdrive who seemed to disagree a lot with that statement without realizing it was a joke (the southwark reference). But i admit i wasn't very clear.
First time listening to amy schumer and its basically 1. Openly talking about childrens genitals. 2.Having terrible tastes in men. 3.Openly talking about killing people, AND LAUGHING. 4.definitely not real laugh tracks btw. 5. Lazer time was the best part.
+Sam Clemmons It's because you are man with taste and experience, most of the comments saying she's not sexy are from inexperienced male teenagers and stick thin bitches.
Kai Campbell Agree. Most kids don't see past media pushed definitions of what a girl should look like. As I got older I was able to appreciate all womens bodies.
I stood in front of Bradley Cooper in the SNL studio-- and yeah, I was a second away from grabbing my ankles. I was shocked at how magnetic he was. At the time, he was in the process of filming American Sniper, so he was BUILT. It looked damn good on him.
was it good though? ive never even heard of her. ive never heard of the hate. im not biased against her. yet i havent laughed once at any of her content. some of it is just random, vile or just unfunny. im still trying to find the punchlines.
I get it. She's the kind of person I really want to dislike: over-the-top humour and lame attitude. A bit too loud and annoying. Yet I can't help but respect her for being so damn authentic. A what you see is what you get, no-bullshit approach.
I fucking love her, I think she's HILARIOUS. She knows she's not petite and over the top gorgeous or gods gift to the world and she laughs it off by making jokes about herself which is great 😂 She says things that everyone is thinking but too afraid to say
+embem104 --yeah right --I'm thinking how I'd like to wash my nieces vagina? ---what the hell kind of ignorance are you smoking? I don't think of anything this woman says. "Making jokes about one's self---I think Rodney had been doing that for as long as I can remember and most other comics do the same. Nothing new. She sucks.
Mike Kramer It's ok thats your opinion, you just have a different sense of humor than those who enjoy her. I think thats why people think she's funny because she's so out there and vulgar. I agree, not everything she says is relatable but still humerus.
embem104 Yes embem -- I appreciate that you like her ---you are right -- we all have different tastes --I don't like people saying that she is saying what I am thinking but too afraid to say. George Carlin said what I am thinking and may not want to say. Amy Shumer --not so much.
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Ok. We got it. You guys hate her, that‘s ok. All these trolls in the comments are annoying and really laughable. You guys don‘t like her? Fine, humor is subjective, just watch something else.
@@cquilty1 what's ur country? I'll bet I can find some annoying people too. Not hard when there are 300 million people in a country. I guess one bad apple ruins the bunch
@@anthonywiththew And don't forget zany jim carey... Princess, it doesn't matter where I'm from and nor does it alter the fact that America has a monopoly on over excitable, screeching less than subtle 'comedians.' And I'm telling you right now that a great deal of non Americans find it/them silly and unfunny.
They were roaring the whole time are you deaf? Not even laughtrack laughing dude, she killed this audience and I'm not even a fan of her. Her show sucked but this monologue hit from what I can tell
@@johnwhitfield8150 Let's not exaggerate. Yes, she did steal a few things from other comedians, and I'm not excusing it, but she does create the majority of her own material.
Her last line was BRILLIANT. I think it was so good it made you think then laugh hilariously vs. knee jerk laugh. Amy, you are the voice of the people. Like Pryor, like Bruce, like Louie Ck... you are authentic and pure... fucking funny. love you.
I recently saw Trainwreck and it was a pretty cute romantic comedy despite Amy Schumer's character being a cesspool of misery for pretty much the entire film. However, I also recently read online how she ranted about being famous after a gym refused entry to her because she did not have a membership. This sense of entitlement never seems to go away with these celebrities does it?
It's called rich democratic politician's relative privilege. She is a relative of the oligarchy so she gets her free shot. Or free infiniti shots in her case.
@@thetruelord1317 I'll have you know my great grandfather was part of the Comedy Police, he was in the Eight Division. It really hurts me when people like you dishonor his name and legacy by saying that. Please, be more considerate of others next time. God speed, Paps. God speed.
+Tom Helms she is actually known for repeating the same jokes over and over. The Bradley Cooper bit and the UTI joke were told on her standup and her appearance on Ellen. Almost verbatim :(
+Meg it's like a musician on tour for a album they have cycles use the jokes during one press circuit then they do new stuff for the next and most of this was new and she kinda changed the Bradley a little bit
Tom Helms Steven Turner I get that. Trust me, I'm a huge fan of comedy and stand up. I'm just used to my favorites, Chapelle and Louis CK, who don't repeatedly tell the same jokes during public appearances. I love Amy though.
paleobc65 She also does it for real. She has stated that she dresses sexy to get more attention. I believe she said it on one of her Howard Stern interviews. Not that I think it is wrong to exploit your looks, but if you are fighting for a cause then you can't really be a hypocrite. Then again the cause of saving women who are upset about being judged based on how they look is absurd. We all judge each other based on our looks, and everyone exploits their natural beauty. It doesn't make sense to say that everyone is beautiful or that looks don't matter or whatever. It just isn't true.
+Gus Palomino I know what your talking about she said that she dresses sexy on comedy specials in case a man happens to see it on tv.BUt what she's trying to say is that theres a double standard for women and men when it comes to the entertainment industry
paleobc65 Women and men are different. The reality is that women's look matter more than men's looks. There are evolutionary reasons for all of that. It isn't arbitrary. If we were actually equal then it would make sense to say it is unfair or a double standard, or whatever.
+Gus Palomino it's true biologically we are different but to say that womens looks matter than mens looks is ignorant, and should have nothing to do with talent or skill
Male comics steal all the time but nobody takes the time to create a video or spread the word. As soon as a female comic is funny and successful and doesnt give a fuck about men, men get crazy. Female comics have it so much harder- she has been doing comedy for over 15 yrs. The chances that male comics took advantage of her and stole her stuff are rather big but men dont want us to see that. They want comedy all for themselves and their micro-penisses. Hypocrisy! Also- most of her stuff lately was very personal so no way there can be a discussion on her stealing and yet they comment and make fun of her looks (bc tall, blonde, curvy and big boobs is so horrible if the woman is strong and confident).
@@letsthrowapartyfornoreason1976 Ha! Perhaps I was exaggerating just a wee bit. Hyperbole is my middle name! Damn good monologue, though. You didn’t like it?
i was laughing so hard and then i closed the comments
🤣🤣🤣
YOOO BRO IS SAVAGE, I ACTUALLY DIED BRO DANG, VIOLATION
still funnier than the main show at least
The funniest thing amy schumer ever said "I am a comedian!"
Luckily she had the SNL writers to write this for her! Even then they had to put recorded laufter over the audiences silence! 🤦♂🤣
8:37 This had me dying 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 💀
On god 😭
Same
Lmao
I saw your comment before I started watching and I was just waiting for the funny part. Had to scroll down towards the end to check your timestamp, because the funny part clearly hadn't happened yet. You were on the nose lmao
bro me too 💀 im cryying lmfao
I searched for this monologue just to piss myself off
The f in Amy Schumer stands for "funny".
Dang
@Syrus Salinas Oh no, I know it. I'm a bit of an Amy Schumer myself.
@David Assefa Tofu SO??????
@David Assefa Tofu yawnnnnnn....???
@David Assefa Tofu Honestly, I don't get why people are so invested in hating famous people. like, if you don't find her funny then just watch other comics, obviously many people find her funny because her stand ups are successful and her views are good.
C'mon Amy. In the youtube age you can't recycle the jokes you told on Jimmy Fallon and Ellen.
youre right comedians have new material every night of their tours
+quiksix25 do you know how hard it is to come up with a routine?
Matthew Kitson I mean, I feel like she could have come up with some stuff that doesn't have millions of views on youtube for the freaking opening monologue of SNL. It's a handful of jokes, not an hour long comedy special.
+quiksix25 I haven't watched one Fallon or Ellen clip on youtube all year. This is for ME :P
***** Did you see her HBO special? All the recycled jokes got weak laughs cuz the majority had heard it already. Her fresh material killed and got huge laughs.
"take the faces they were born with as a light suggestion" im dying LOL
I don't get it? light suggestion whatt?
A light suggestion of what they should look like the rest of their life
Hannah Wieler how is that funny?
@@bugofcake it's funny and sad at the same time. she's talking about how the role models for young girls today are women who do a lot of plastic surgeries and stuff, which imposes twisted ideas of what beauty is upon the young generation of women and teaches them to not love the natural faces they were born with
Polina Turik it’s just tragic
I liked how the band members are cracking up in the background!
They mostly do.
Thanks what's up dude
they're paid and told to laugh
In fac, it seems many people have been paid to praise and accept this talentless woman in their circles... Something very weird is going on
Hate to have to clean the furniture after
8:37 was the funniest of all jokes
The funniest of all jokes at in the comments when people insult her
Calling these jokes is an insult to all jokes
Ok I cackled when I clicked on it 😂
everyone rightfully hates her for stealing jokes, but you just did the same thing. this is the top comment from months ago lmao
I had nothing else to do
The wall next to me has better stand up
I just listen to her jokes to fall asleep
Yes. The perfect lullaby
a whales lullaby
@@gallofilm 😂
Lol I just did this last night. the leather special
what a weird obsession with someone you dislike
the most funny part about this is the laughable chance of me laughing.
0% chance of laughing
Fr I looked up Amy Schumer to see if she was funny but ig not women are unable to be funny
is this a paradox
Y’all just like to dislike her, she’s not awful.
@@s_.777 She’s fucking abysmal. Iliza Shlesinger is up-arrow notation magnitudes funnier than Amy Shumer.
So two cannibals were eating Amy Schumer.
Cannibal one: does this taste funny to you ?
Cannibal 2: no.
Ellen huh?
Looooool
the kaidashians and malala were on point in her monologue.
I'm ignorant who is malala?
@@danp1471 A nobel peace prize winner from Pakistan. I believe she is the youngest prize winner. She fought for girl's education as a teenager.
Dan P she was also shot in the head by isis and survived, look into her story it’s amazing
breanna heron not isis lol. it was the taliban
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am i the only one who's watching the guys in the back
Holy shit they're dying of laughter.
I always take as a reference the gret hair guy at the right! He is honest about his laughs ! Check the rest of the monologues
So you are basically watching a reaction video
nope
yes
This was one of the few rare moments on SNL that I lol-ed so hard until I was crying. Only Amy can do that.
+ToraydoBull I agree, she's hilarious, her movie Trainwreck was a pleasant surpirse too!!
I don't see anything funny about her. I'm easy to please too.
+Dwight Swaney I agree. I think she could be really funny, but she veers into crude too often. The bit about bathing her niece was horrible. We turned it off at that point.
+Dwight Swaney then your a snob who cant get over himself and just laugh at the dumb silly shit and use your brain to analyze the high brow stuff because this woman is killing it!
+Catheryn English is that the royal "we"?
Oh man. I'm dying of laughter over here. Funniest person ever. Soooooo funny.
Ikr it’s sooooo funny like it’s the most funny thing I’ve eveeeer seeeen 😐
Bro got the whole squad laughing 🤠🔫
"Khloe was ours" LMAO
Patricia de Pastors ###facts
Boooooooorrrrrrinnnnng
😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐
😐😐😐😐
Boooo
''TAKE THE SHOT YOU BIIIIIIIIIITCH.'' 4:54
*cough*
I like to judge the quality of SNL monologues by what the guitarist on the left is doing. Like, he's always grinning (probably because he has one of the best jobs in the world) but when he loses it, that's when you know it's really working.
You know, they are paid to laugh.
+daebaksone they are employed by snl. It benefits snl if the musicians seem to find the material funny. If these musicians didn't laugh, but sat there stone faced, how long do you think they would be employed?
Cole Blackman , nope, I know the sax player and he is NOT paid to laugh, but to play. Go figure.
That's a bass player, you ignorant vajaynah
Ropsana Khanom : EXACTLY 🤩✌🏻👍🏻👍🏻
The day she’ll be funny is the day when a day doesn’t even exist anymore
Ironically this comment isn’t funny
Wow ok
Why is she successful then? We should be wary of speaking and writing in sweeping statements and hyperbole. Our arguments would greatly benefit.
how weird that you came to this 6 years after it was posted... the entire audience is laughing it's a super good opening monologue
@@Mac-dt3iz No, it isn't
Im so happy they had actual people laughing in the background. You can tell they really enjoyed this!
I think we can all agree that Amy Schumer is definitely one of the comedians of all time
"Comedian" is a bold claim.
You must be kidding
calling amy schumer a "comedian" is an insult to actual comedians
Drinking game: every time Amy Schumer is funny take a shot.
... dude I beg you, my dad runs a rehab centre and I don't want him to go out of business
You would stay sober rest of your life
I don’t think alcohol would even exist anymore
Ohh hell yeah I’m getting drunk to- wait did you say Amy Schumer?
Are you trying to have people die from withdrawl??
90% of this comment section are Amy Schumer NPC
There are so many comments like “this is so funny wow!!!” God this genuinely isn’t funny
@@drsipp407 I mean, comedy is relative and heavily dependent on relatability. I doubt you and I are the intended audience. You are coming into to this wanting to hate it. There were some jokes I did not get. They were some I actually found quite funny.
@@atomiplex8956 stfu there is subjective comedy then this is Amy schumer the woman is like listening to a brick wall
notice how it’s only women laughing
@@atomiplex8956 yeahhhh you’re right actually
"She lost a Kendall" 😂😂😂😂
I'm laughing at you because you think that's funny. LMAO. To each their own.
@UCBdA5NKc5rlMKNxF5XXoi5Q Just go fuck off😂😂It made him/her/whatever laugh, now someone can't even laugh at a stupid joke if it genuinely made them to because you all have to bring on your crusade against a joke thief. "To EaCH thEiR oWN" yeah okay superior being
"I lAuGh aT YOu" toxic as shit
I love how the musicians in the background are trying their best to hold in their laughter.
AND THEIR VOMIT
wanetta renay why are u watching her snl monologue if u dislike her so much. Wouldn’t u rather spend your time watching someone u like?
@@courtneyc238 maybe she thought this would be good and then she quickly changed her mind
any thing no, people know amy schumers Comedy. People clicked on this video to hate on her
@@wanettarenay8215 bro that was hilarious. I feel sorry for them man.
" well what does that mean devon?" dying dead
There’s something wrong with you
@@King-jk9or yeah…
Womin
💀
Fun fact: the only reason she’s this big is because she’s from a rich family which actually makes a ton of sense
Probably also cause she eats alot
@@zachbartlett2829 underrated comment
Also because all she talks about is sex and people instantly get turned on
@@weaponsmith people get turned on by her? Doubt it
@@zachbartlett2829 I don’t understand how that’s funny. Even if she is an insufferable person to watch I don’t see how making fun of her body is funny.
I thought it was funny, she was funny and made a point, why are so many people offended?
shes flat out racist lmao
check out the articles
euphonykid She's a comedian
Because people think she stole jokes once or twice, which has now caused people to discredit her entire career, and that none of her jokes are funny and she's an annoying bitch.
You mean to tell me Americans like to build up a woman then convince themselves she's evil and unlikable then start bringing her down? What a shock
+I Worship Gays And Satan Well, she is an annoying bitch.
Anybody leaving rude comments about her look is just another Emmy nominated Paul Giamatti performance.
Troll
+Leo Liu She actually looked really good last night! Impressive, Amy.
This is too easy... Amy's a cow. I would piss on her. Moooooo.
+Leo Liu
+Leo Liu and Peabody award winning
Amy Schumer is the greatest comedian of all time
-Norm Macdonald
Well he's an idiot😐
@@bigfatbear943 lmao the late great norm mcdonald was considerate enough to give that amy schumer that title. Man what a great guy he was, ill also support norm by saying amy schumer is "THE GREATEST COMEDIAN OF ALL TIME"..............
@@bigfatbear943 He was being sarcastic. You obviously dont know Norms comedy
@@joeyperez7432 Nah I just don't know him but I'm saying that to anyone who praises Amy for her terrible humor
Not counting him, of course
"but it's pretty good soap as it turns out" lol
🙃
😐
I'm still mixed about her. But this was bloody funny
Her stand up comedy is definitely better than her movies.....
Who asked
She's crap and fake. There's a good documentary about her on TH-cam
Of course. These jokes are probably written for her lol
@@reng935 Look for "The Elephant 🐘 in the Room - An Amy Schumer Documentary".
She steals so much stuff.
So I put Jessica Alba's soap on my hand😭😭
This is actually very good content for "When I Laugh The Video Ends" type of video, so that it lasts for 10 minutes at least, for the extra ad. You gotta stick in a 2 minutes long intro tho.
Damn that was better than the monologue
Schumer and Lawrence need to co host SNL
Holy Yes!
Yes...that would be great...then I wouldn't mind having missed another SNL episode.....
+kristie737 yes!
LiberalssuckdickYEAHUGOOGLE hey keep jews out of it, i'm jew and i find her disgusting and funny as a baby's corpse
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" WHAT DOES THAT MEAN DEVON, MY CHEEKS ARE FINE DEVON "
Dang this was so funny 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐
@@bigfatbear943 how childish is it to bother other people finding something funny because YOU think a comedian that stole jokes shouldn't get ANY laugh?
They found it funny, can't they? They need *your* permit?
"I have an 18 month old niece and we have the exact same body. Thank you." LOLLL
It is really difficult what she's doing. I can't even make 3 separate ideas without stumbling. She's able to pause her thoughts for applause. Her timing is exceptional.
Sao Cungduoc shut up Conan!
You're a idiot lol
@@imacomedian980 it's AN idiot. That says a lot you idiot 🤣
Fikry Reza You sir, are a grammer correcting dick please get out of the comments section.
Her delivery and timing is spot on. It's so important, if not more so than the actual joke itself. Screw the haters.
She told the Bradley Cooper story in at least 2 other interviews, she must be proud of it
Do you think she's the first comedian to use the same bit more than once?
@@turbojon8117 She's one of the first comedians to use someone else's bit more than once lol
Eric Manget yeah but she does them better than the original comedians
@@shashavengesayi6055 She stole from Patrice. She's not better than Patrice. Also even if it were true it'd be a bad excuse lol, that's how Carlos Mencia was trying to defend himself.
Eric Manget i think by stealing someone else’s bit she’s also in a way paying tribute to the original comedian.
I disliked Amy at first, mostly because everyone else said she is this terrible unfunny joke thief but then I never found anything that I thought really rose to justifying that claim. Sometimes .....I even laughed. I've made jokes, people make jokes. Sometimes people make very similar observations, but if even the comedians aren't saying she stole their jokes, isn't it like time to let that shit go?
This is one of the funniest monologues I've ever seen on SNL front to back and it is almost impossible to say she stole these jokes, but I'm sure someone will try.
I agree. It is men telling us what to like. And a confident woman is often seen as a bitch especially if funny and successful.
Almost all male comics steal but nobody makes a fuzz about that.
She has been in comedy for over 15 yrs which means her material has been stolen by some male comics and yet men want us to believe she stole their shit. As if female comediens have it easier.
It is BS! She is hilarious and all of the stuff I have seen of her is def not stolen bc it is very personal, if she makes that funny- she is funny. And those complaining are hypocrits. Let us not give them space and time
There are compilations of her stealing jokes from other shows, search it up
Anto theja Way to make a comic issue into a gender issue. Jesus
Pre 2016 schumer was great. Everything past that is just sad and forgetable
I like Amy but yeah you didn’t look hard enough for those videos
Women are smart and funny, get over it. >_
lol dumbass
Name one funny woman.
South park reference even more dumbass
To me because it was a south park reference.
***** ***** No to Alchemic Overdrive who seemed to disagree a lot with that statement without realizing it was a joke (the southwark reference).
But i admit i wasn't very clear.
Anyone who makes it past 2:30 deserves a medal
I did by reading the comments
@@imadawg2833 Clever strategy 🥇
I watched the whole thing and never laughed so I better get my medal
@@yodaddy7091 Here ya go champ 🥇
I made it to 4:44, but also by reading comments and commenting on how terrible and annoying she is.
Grab your ankles lmao
B....bend
O.....over
H.....here
I......it
C....cums
A.....again
First time listening to amy schumer and its basically
1. Openly talking about childrens genitals.
2.Having terrible tastes in men.
3.Openly talking about killing people, AND LAUGHING.
4.definitely not real laugh tracks btw.
5. Lazer time was the best part.
I hope she doesn't lose her weight. To me she's not heavy and so what if she is to others. I don't like stick figure women, just my preference.
+Sam Clemmons It's because you are man with taste and experience, most of the comments saying she's not sexy are from inexperienced male teenagers and stick thin bitches.
Kai Campbell Agree. Most kids don't see past media pushed definitions of what a girl should look like. As I got older I was able to appreciate all womens bodies.
Sam Clemmons
Exactly, couldn't of said it better.
+Sam Clemmons Except for stick figure women, apparently.
milanosrp I appreciate them, I'm just not usually physically attracted to them.
This was so hilariously unfunny that i had to watch the flowers behind her to keep me interested
Watching the flowers wilt under the shitty jokes was pretty entertaining to be fair
Wow, so quirky🤭
men love to dislike her lmao like your entire personality is disliking amy schumer lol yikes
@@s.stapes4040 just like yours is acting like you make a difference
@@regrettablelifechoices5494 Are you 13? Get therapy.
"you would grab your ankles" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
What... *whats wrong with you*
I stood in front of Bradley Cooper in the SNL studio-- and yeah, I was a second away from grabbing my ankles. I was shocked at how magnetic he was. At the time, he was in the process of filming American Sniper, so he was BUILT. It looked damn good on him.
I bet you were probably think you'd look damn good on him too ;D lol, that must been awesome
I loved the joke at 8:37.
the laugh tracks every second 💀
5:19 6:56 (when you finish the punchline you started with). 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was laughing so hard until my paint fully dried. Then my laughter went away
“...But I’m trash from Long Island” LMAOO love her humour!
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She seems to have assumed many of Louis C.K.'s mannerisms.
Orion Black she's also stolen a couple of his jokes.
"All they have is the kardashians" haahah I love her.
How is that funny exactly?
"You remember my thit-ther?" -- I'm crying!!!!!
It's fashionable to dislike Amy, I guess. I've never been one to follow fashion though. This monologue was VERY good.
Hell nah
Please say sike right now.
was it good though? ive never even heard of her. ive never heard of the hate. im not biased against her. yet i havent laughed once at any of her content. some of it is just random, vile or just unfunny. im still trying to find the punchlines.
I do not like her but I will at least admit that the "what the fuck does that mean devin" was actually funny
Thatoneguy7272 no but the Khloe joke was okay
I get it. She's the kind of person I really want to dislike: over-the-top humour and lame attitude. A bit too loud and annoying. Yet I can't help but respect her for being so damn authentic. A what you see is what you get, no-bullshit approach.
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I fucking love her, I think she's HILARIOUS. She knows she's not petite and over the top gorgeous or gods gift to the world and she laughs it off by making jokes about herself which is great 😂 She says things that everyone is thinking but too afraid to say
+embem104 --yeah right --I'm thinking how I'd like to wash my nieces vagina? ---what the hell kind of ignorance are you smoking? I don't think of anything this woman says. "Making jokes about one's self---I think Rodney had been doing that for as long as I can remember and most other comics do the same. Nothing new. She sucks.
Mike Kramer It's ok thats your opinion, you just have a different sense of humor than those who enjoy her. I think thats why people think she's funny because she's so out there and vulgar. I agree, not everything she says is relatable but still humerus.
embem104 Yes embem -- I appreciate that you like her ---you are right -- we all have different tastes --I don't like people saying that she is saying what I am thinking but too afraid to say. George Carlin said what I am thinking and may not want to say. Amy Shumer --not so much.
To everyone making jokes about amy schumer in the comments, you better stop it cause we know shes gonna try to steal them.
Bruh🤣
4:49 "Who's hazing Hillary Clinton?" 😂❤️ 🤣😆❤️❤️😄😁❤️😃❤️
the lava lamp made me laough out loud :D i love these silly jokes xD
@Marylee Macpherson
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(Watch the Time Traveler set first)
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4 years and i'm still coming back to it, such a great, hilarious monologue, absolutely love amy
Me too! Haha
we watching the same video this is the most unfunny shit ever ?
@@Samuelprit yep
@@Samuelprit Amy is so sad because of your comment.
@@nimermartinez5261 chebz is a goat
I would grab my ankles if Bradley Cooper showed up at my house.
Jon Davis if he was Bradley
And you would also even though you’re probably a straight male but when would you get the chance to let Bradley knock the bottom out of it.
You gay
Tayo Lenson yep
Do you have schizophrenia
"This was so funny I forgot to laugh" is more original than any Amy Schumer set.
Ok. We got it. You guys hate her, that‘s ok.
All these trolls in the comments are annoying and really laughable.
You guys don‘t like her? Fine, humor is subjective, just watch something else.
@@davidbak6984 well, I guess you could say that the comments are more laughable than her jokes
I love how the saxaphonist behind her laughs each time.
Yeah cause he's getting paid😐
He is high and would laugh at silence.
She told the bradley Cooper thing already
"I don't want to be named after rights"
omg hilarious 🤣🤣🤣 "What does that mean DEVIN!"
The title of this video should be: Amy Schumer but all the funny parts are cut out
1:32 - that soul crushingly unfunny American shouting/screaming.
Wait why is it American
@@anthonywiththew
Ask little sam kinison or robin willliams. Never mind - they're both dead. Maybe try gilbert gottfried then...
@mr hansen
Good point.
@@cquilty1 what's ur country? I'll bet I can find some annoying people too. Not hard when there are 300 million people in a country. I guess one bad apple ruins the bunch
@@anthonywiththew
And don't forget zany jim carey...
Princess, it doesn't matter where I'm from and nor does it alter the fact that America has a monopoly on over excitable, screeching less than subtle 'comedians.' And I'm telling you right now that a great deal of non Americans find it/them silly and unfunny.
8:37 had me ROLLING 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀
I could make funnier jokes at my worst than she can at her best
And you’re a very unfunny hack at your best, so that’s saying a _lot_. 😮
@@DG206 says you who commented, acting like you're on her side isn't gonna work bro, she's not gonna date you
@@DG206 brotha no need to get salty about it, I really think anyone can be funnier than this woman, even a 3 year old
@@SireWolfman Do it, sissy...
"A tinder swipe"!! Almost fell off my seat!
Honest: H is silent
Knife: K is silent
Amy Schumer: Crowd is silent
lmfaoo
Unless they get paid to laugh
apparently you're deaf
@@memers94 they do
They were roaring the whole time are you deaf? Not even laughtrack laughing dude, she killed this audience and I'm not even a fan of her. Her show sucked but this monologue hit from what I can tell
On the Kardashians: “A family of women that take the faces they were born with as a light suggestion...” ☠️
humor was invented in 1877:
people in 1876:
I'm not big on her stand-up but this was a hysterical few minutes.
Guybrush Threepwood every stand up piece is stolen
@@johnwhitfield8150 Let's not exaggerate. Yes, she did steal a few things from other comedians, and I'm not excusing it, but she does create the majority of her own material.
@@renatofabbro5263 her only original jokes are
‘Haha vigina’
You missed “ haha men suck”
@@thwipp5711 and "my kid is bald"
Her last line was BRILLIANT. I think it was so good it made you think then laugh hilariously vs. knee jerk laugh. Amy, you are the voice of the people. Like Pryor, like Bruce, like Louie Ck... you are authentic and pure... fucking funny. love you.
I recently saw Trainwreck and it was a pretty cute romantic comedy despite Amy Schumer's character being a cesspool of misery for pretty much the entire film. However, I also recently read online how she ranted about being famous after a gym refused entry to her because she did not have a membership. This sense of entitlement never seems to go away with these celebrities does it?
I can imagine her playing brigette Jones in brigette Jones diary
You know when the host nails the opening when the band members are cracking up!
Idiot. They are fucking paid for that.
Ok bot
@@nihilist_lol or maybe humour is subjective. Nah that’s a crazy idea my bad bro.
@@smuggzmug7595 SHES THE WORST, OMG
@@smuggzmug7595But when it comes to her, it is objective.
Way to go feature a comedian who steals jokes and uses them as her own creation 😆
This isnt jokes,this is a normal converstion. She is stealing normal conversations
It's called rich democratic politician's relative privilege. She is a relative of the oligarchy so she gets her free shot. Or free infiniti shots in her case.
Omg this is this is the best comedy I’ve ever seen😂 (now please let my family go)
Amy’s talking and you’re reading the comments rn.
I usually HATE Amy, but this was funny! I dont think i heard her say vagina ONCE!
EDIT: nvm i said that right before she said it
why do people hate her so much she doesn’t deserve this hate!
Welp... that’s 8 minutes I’m never getting back...
why are most of the comments positive, she's not funny
You cant deny Trainwreck was really funny... People just love hating her
Ove you sooooon much Amy Schumer!! Much love from Austin TX,,, Plzz keep it up girl!
8:37 funniest part💀💀
This is comedy gold
If applied with minecraft logic
What?
@@ethanhawksley9097 Gold in Minecraft is pretty weak and useless, so he is saying her comedy is weak and useless.
@@ironmeteorite1343 well... gold does have really good uses in 1.16 with bartering
@@ethanhawksley9097 Wow u seem cool at parties cause everybody loves the comedy police!
@@thetruelord1317 I'll have you know my great grandfather was part of the Comedy Police, he was in the Eight Division. It really hurts me when people like you dishonor his name and legacy by saying that. Please, be more considerate of others next time.
God speed, Paps. God speed.
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This is bad. Norm MacDonald was great in trolling interviewers by answering that Amy Schumer was the funniest person in comedy by far.
I wonder how much of this was hers and how much was stolen.
FINALLY SOME NEW MATERIAL
+paleobc65 Actually the whole Bradley Cooper bit isn't new. She used it on Jimmy Fallon's show. Was a bit disappointed with that.
+Tom Helms she is actually known for repeating the same jokes over and over. The Bradley Cooper bit and the UTI joke were told on her standup and her appearance on Ellen. Almost verbatim :(
+Meg it's like a musician on tour for a album they have cycles use the jokes during one press circuit then they do new stuff for the next and most of this was new and she kinda changed the Bradley a little bit
+Ryan Homcy she modified it though
Tom Helms Steven Turner I get that. Trust me, I'm a huge fan of comedy and stand up. I'm just used to my favorites, Chapelle and Louis CK, who don't repeatedly tell the same jokes during public appearances. I love Amy though.
A woman who complains about women being objectified constantly objectifies herself. That makes a lot of sense. Also I do think she is funny.
+Gus Palomino yeah but she objectifies herself in a satirical way
paleobc65
She also does it for real. She has stated that she dresses sexy to get more attention. I believe she said it on one of her Howard Stern interviews. Not that I think it is wrong to exploit your looks, but if you are fighting for a cause then you can't really be a hypocrite. Then again the cause of saving women who are upset about being judged based on how they look is absurd. We all judge each other based on our looks, and everyone exploits their natural beauty. It doesn't make sense to say that everyone is beautiful or that looks don't matter or whatever. It just isn't true.
+Gus Palomino I know what your talking about she said that she dresses sexy on comedy specials in case a man happens to see it on tv.BUt what she's trying to say is that theres a double standard for women and men when it comes to the entertainment industry
paleobc65
Women and men are different. The reality is that women's look matter more than men's looks. There are evolutionary reasons for all of that. It isn't arbitrary. If we were actually equal then it would make sense to say it is unfair or a double standard, or whatever.
+Gus Palomino it's true biologically we are different but to say that womens looks matter than mens looks is ignorant, and should have nothing to do with talent or skill
Male comics steal all the time but nobody takes the time to create a video or spread the word. As soon as a female comic is funny and successful and doesnt give a fuck about men, men get crazy. Female comics have it so much harder- she has been doing comedy for over 15 yrs. The chances that male comics took advantage of her and stole her stuff are rather big but men dont want us to see that. They want comedy all for themselves and their micro-penisses. Hypocrisy! Also- most of her stuff lately was very personal so no way there can be a discussion on her stealing and yet they comment and make fun of her looks (bc tall, blonde, curvy and big boobs is so horrible if the woman is strong and confident).
That was one of the best SNL monologues ever.
Joseph are you ok?
@@letsthrowapartyfornoreason1976 Ha! Perhaps I was exaggerating just a wee bit. Hyperbole is my middle name! Damn good monologue, though. You didn’t like it?
@@joeyfitz9 body shaming, narcissism, p*dophelia...ha! Just my kinda comedy
@@joeyfitz9 it fuckings sucked and Amy is one of the most unfunny comedians I’ve ever seen in my life, plus she steals jokes
Worst*
" she lost a Kendell " lol.... I couldn't believe she said this.