Two days ago Techno was actually in a game with me. I killed him once, but he destroyed our bed. After that I managed to destroy his bed too, but got final killed by him. They eventually lost the game after destroying every remaining bed and getting killed.
Watching back at this video, I've realized that bedwars players have definitely have gotten better, in terms of knowing how to play the game, actually defending the bed etc.
yeah, back then, pvp skills (kb reset, rodding, strafing) were only used by the omega nerds who bothered to figure out that tapping w would make you deal more kb and easily get comboes
A new dream team The hackers strike back Return of the legends The ghost client Attack of the golems Revenge of the hackers The squad awakens The last win streak holder
Techno can take an entire team on his own easily But the second he gets his bed destroyed he panics for no real reason He could still probably 1v4 them
He needs to keep the win streak, you can see that in some 4v1s or 3v1s that his health goes down to like 3-4 hearts which is 6-8 hp, he can get 2-3 shot by an iron sword which would make him lose the win streak. It’s only natural to worry when you are constantly almost dying and trying to keep a win streak.
If techno came at me with that strat idk how I would “wise up”… I guess I would place blocks around the bed and then pvp? It looks like that’s what they were trying to do though
@@theangry4645 what i'd do is get water if i saw someone bridging like that and place it on the tnt. i've never done that before though so idk if it actually works
Lionare boy the problem is that most of the games he played was with a party team and against people that doesn't know how to move their camera in pvp or even left click
Rest in peace techno. Your videos got me through some tough time and I'll always try to roll with the punches the way you did. You were and are such an inspiration to so many. Thanks for everything
shut up he needs his moneyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood, burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of bedwars and tainted beyond ascension. He chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace, and with boiling blood he scoured the umbral plans seeking vengeance against the hackers who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Hypixel sentinels, and those who tasted the bite of his sword name him the Bedslayer. *Heavy metal plays*
I can't believe I still remember being in Technoblade's 838th game. My friend was the last one alive and I saw the tnt leap and was amazed. Used that technique from that day forward.
Lol "dream" and "dreamteam" word is used by many people backthen as a godly or godly team and its also techno's catchphrase its not that suprising if someone backthen said "dream" or dreamteam"
@@renthehedgehog7535 I think all of this team are high level players that a can 1 v 4 and just took on their own base, at least that's the impression I got from the first vid in the series.
*sees Technoblade using a stone sword*
Me: This is late game
We're in the endgame now.
Cøde Mystic Avengers Assemble
LOL
*sees technoblade get an IRON sword*
Me: Technoblade has attained true power
@@Niiue Technoblade with Diamond sword in Diamond armour
*Were doomed*
Everyone: gg
Techno: /hub
XD
69th like yeet
He has auto gg on
@Mike MacNeill no dipsh!t equador is his teamate
that's just disrespectful
if you cant count, just watch this series. You'll learn quickly.
We just learned how to count to 1000 in 24 minutes and 22 seconds
Learn this *one* simple trick to learn how to count! Math teachers HATE him!
"Eight hundred ninteennn" next clip "eightt hundred twentyy twooo"
The problem is I guess, if you cant count you probably cant read that
Counting with Technoblade
Even the hackers can't kill him. Technoblade never dies. RIP The King.
then howd he die
@Eddy Bro shut up. Nobody wants to hear it from you.
@Eddy funny man, ain’t ya?
@Eddy wow
@Eddy agreed. Edgy does state all the "facts".
Technoblade with bed: Full ace on 2 different teams
Technoblade without bed: *10 iron golem strat intesifies*
HAHA
It’s death either way then
1.5k likes and 2 replies tf
Once I did that with a friend. Watching 21 of those bastards getting dropped on someone was beautiful
imagine rushing a full team with no bed, and they just plop down two golems each
8v4 time
It's not that everyone is a noob, they just lose all hope when they see techno coming and give up
Nah man pvp will never suit me
@@gentemple8236 I Get you perfectly
I havent beat the enderdragon yet
Nor the wither
Im more of a builder
Dudes he’s legit nicked u can’t even know if it’s techno
A Mr Beast fan truee
@@akari7253 Withers give beacons which gives haste 2 which gives instamine. Cheese the Wither, instamine is incredibly useful
*Fly hacker incoming*
Technoblade: Oh no! anyhow
So underrated
420 likes
Ha lol
Its like no problem for him he still won
“Anyhow.”
“They grow up so fast”
“See, they usually have one sentient teammate, you have to kill that one first”
Techno is literally above the human race
“They grow up so fast”
And that’s exactly why they die moments later
above bedwars players
he is now ;(
Literally
@@JokerInTheCardDeck1273oh god he truly was an alien
8:20 the dude: IS FLYING STRAIGHT TO THE BED
hypixel: cross-teaming is not allowed, report cross-teamers
More like "cross-flying is not aloud"
Not me spelling allowed wrong im too tired for this
@@poo9762 i do it to XD sometimes my Brain doesnt work
@@blossom3350 Brian
@@caro_m9 brain.. My brain doesnt work :D
20:06 **BED DESTROYED**
*ACTIVATE SUPER DEFENSIVE MODE*
Literally made it into a siege.
Wait 21 years ago @Joan Leote?
@@jaylenesalazar9085 its part of the name lol
@@duurirosos8705 dang, I’ve been t r i c k e d
@@jaylenesalazar9085 you fell into the least original trick that exists
Welcome back to another episode of "Counting with Technoblade"
Wolfbit that comment made my day
1234567891011121314andsoon
Going to make a 'counting to 1k with techno' Montage for when he gets 1k. Just 1k clicks on his saying '#!!!'
Wolfbit is funny
Remember techno saying he will unmod wolfbit?
i love how he can 1v4 with a wooden or stone sword and have like half of his health left.
When you just playing bedwars and the chat says: "Technoblade has joined the match! (10/12)"
*This will be the end of wakanda*
But you join on their team
Two days ago Techno was actually in a game with me.
I killed him once, but he destroyed our bed. After that I managed to destroy his bed too, but got final killed by him.
They eventually lost the game after destroying every remaining bed and getting killed.
Kalks technoblade never dies
@@trandrewtothemoon Exactly
@@velarowo You can do that, that's ok, but it won't bother me and my memories
Him: kills 4 people at once With a wood sword
Me:Can’t beat one person even if I have a diamond sword and armor
I can relate
It's quads tho so it's a lot easier. Also i dont think ur that bad
Well actually u might be
@@rccoon lol well actually you might be
Its 2017 bedwars dude
imagine accidentally /hub(in) before the game ends
/rejoin though, but i get the joke
Hehe Hehe imagine responding to a 10 month old comment
@@connerhagerman2470 yeah, IMAGINE!
Hehe Hehe bruh. Why you gotta be an asshole? Just like. *Stop.*
@@thecolorpurple6401 who
Anyone else notice that Techno’s name was Ecuadorable
We all gotta change our users when we get famous sometimez
Just realized that was his teammate lol
He was nicked :D
Yes
Indeed lol
6:11 technoblade turns into a motorcycle while playing bedwars (colorized) 1792
i was thinking that too XD
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaa
@gradedcypress 11 Wait 😳🙈 really? 😮😓
gradedcypress 11 I want to woooosh u buuuut I feel like I’m gonna get woooooshed back
@@aaronaaron9492 i'll do it for you
When technoblade plays: *full of noobs*
When i play: *full of technoblades*
Note: *THIS IS A JOKE PLEASE DONT START A WAR*
Oh, I've seen some pattern there
Maybe... You are the noob.
@@Cloneman-ic9rx no he's very good he's everyone's just 50x better then him
Yaboi Rabaa also imma just point out WHO WOULD PLAY 1000 plus games and FAKE THEM
@Yaboi Rabaa U srsly would fake 1000+ wins just for videos?
We love laughing at Technoblade destroying bedwars nerds knowing full well we would definitely be one of those nerds
me who dont have a premium account and cant play hypixel:jokes on you nerd
Same
Me who doesn’t even play bedwars: jokes on you nerd
You really gonna call me out like this? 😭
@@Drugs_Potato tf is a premium account?
Watching back at this video, I've realized that bedwars players have definitely have gotten better, in terms of knowing how to play the game, actually defending the bed etc.
yeah, back then, pvp skills (kb reset, rodding, strafing) were only used by the omega nerds who bothered to figure out that tapping w would make you deal more kb and easily get comboes
Somehow Techno manages to find all of the thumbless players
ADirtBlock all the teams i fight go for a 4 man defense with wood and endstone defenses
ADIRTBLOCK ikr lol when I play I get people in the top 10 skywars ranking
I always get Kohi tryhards....
hes gets all the mouseless players where as i get a bhoper per game and every team is masters in balion uhc or something
He plays at 4 in the morning, I tried it myself, everyone was terrible
A new dream team
The hackers strike back
Return of the legends
The ghost client
Attack of the golems
Revenge of the hackers
The squad awakens
The last win streak holder
THAT IS SO AMAZING
YESS STAR WARS AND TECHNOBLADE
Ayyyy them star Wars titles
rogue four
techno
@@lonelyion2841
Ecuador: a winstreak story
Rogue Four: a winstreak story
you make bedwars look so easy!
when i try to do what you do i fail at everything
yOvenKahva that’s his job also he has played for like 5 years
@@adorableshorts8921 bedwars hasnt been out for 5 years
@@Synthels minecraft has
@@PixelizedGaming Actually, Minecraft has been around for over *_10_* years.
yOvenKahva but techno is a God let's not forget that!
Pigs never fly, they soar. Rest In Peace technoblade, we’ll all miss you.
Stop bringing sad memories to these vids.
@@luzinetecarvalho9563 ma bad Bruv
@@luzinetecarvalho9563 we should pay respect everywhere
Can i not see a comment licking techno death for likes
I just wanna watch the man play
*techoblade gets ganged up on by three greens*
Technoblade: wheeeeeee
kinky
-23:13
I don't even have 500 wins altogether
Bitzel same
Bitzel lol
Bitzel also subscribe to bitzel for family friendly traps to get coins in skywars
Bitzel Same
same
Everybody gansta til technoblade come to your base with a wooden sword
Everybody gangsta til teddynator starts bridging towards you
@@meee2170 hes cheating anyways
@@fil_c7895 wait what? teddy cheats? how? i need answers
@@meee2170 u think Andromeda Is any legit?
@Fil_C yes?
One of the many things this legend will be remembered for. Live long and rest well king
i’m convinced that techno blades voice is so calm and clear that the auto generated captions NEVER get it wrong
yes
14:37 he said all is good but captions said hall is good (I literally just turn captions on and saw it)
@@somepuppetdude8314 they just added one letter so yeah
You underestimate the power of the auto captions
19:07 he said “good he’s not” but the captions turned it to “goodies not”
At was at that moment, hypixel knew, they f*cked up
SireFire-Bro he not they hypixel is a person
Alucard Hypixel isn’t a person, the person made the tweet. Hypixel is the server, not a person.
RustyForYT actually hypixel is both, the owner of hypixel's username is 'Hypixel' so it can be both
Et es a Parsons and server nerdddddd
It's the server and the person. The name of the server comes from the person who made it. xD
Hacker: _flys to Techno's base and destroys his bed_
Techno: So you have chosen... death
yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
I am very angry to me that why I didn't see his videos when he was alive... he was truly a legend. Rest in peace, Technoblade
Same
Same now I can never live it down that’s why I will keep this legend alive forever
Same
me 2 :(
yeah, same here.
Techno: about to die
Also techno: *motorbike noises*
*sad* motorbike noises
6:08
Nice pfp
Techno can take an entire team on his own easily
But the second he gets his bed destroyed he panics for no real reason
He could still probably 1v4 them
He gets killed alot 1v3 or 1v4 ing people. Plus it is hella scary with a winstreak like that lolll
This is why i am bad at Pvp..
He needs to keep the win streak, you can see that in some 4v1s or 3v1s that his health goes down to like 3-4 hearts which is 6-8 hp, he can get 2-3 shot by an iron sword which would make him lose the win streak. It’s only natural to worry when you are constantly almost dying and trying to keep a win streak.
These are the highlights he only does this part of the time. He ain’t gonna show the times he gets tolled
He wants to be safe
But what if one knows what they are doing
I love how he uses the almost exact same system of events and actions to get his wins, and yet somehow nobody he plays against wises up to it
Because he only plays against everyone once
If techno came at me with that strat idk how I would “wise up”… I guess I would place blocks around the bed and then pvp? It looks like that’s what they were trying to do though
.... and how would you "wise up"?
PS: I know I'm an idiot for responding to a one-year-old comment.
@@theangry4645 what i'd do is get water if i saw someone bridging like that and place it on the tnt. i've never done that before though so idk if it actually works
I don't see any way to beat Techno, cuz he can destroy you multiple times over
We will don't forget a GOAT of minecraft. he brought us so many good memories.
techno never dies :((
@Eddy no
You shall not pass
@eddy1843 why
literally does...
2:58 FATHER OF THE SQUID KID
He lost then, and he still lost now.
Look like the squid bloodline is destinated to lose.
HAHHAHAHAHA AMAZING
Technoblade: records 7 hours of footage
Also technoblade: uses 22 minutes of that footage
Probably more than 7 hours
That’s called editing
that’s more than normal
im a savage mayo booty cabbage like your not bad💀 @@fooklamtsang
i played bedwars for like 7 hours it was like 40 games@@savbeeing7376
Freedom is an illusion
Technoblade -2019
scrumpyboom Lmao
Only 1 year from now
Lmao
wtf.. just as i read that he said it
im scared
Sorry bro he said that in 2017...
Me: *exists*
Watchdog: you get banned
Random: *CAN LITERALLY FLY*
Watchdog: I see no problem
Watchdog banned me for getting stuck in a block 😀
@@poo9762 it banned me for toggling my kill aura :((((((
@@fort809 now thats a plot twist
I see nothing wrong with this
@@fort809 that's unreasonable report the bug to hypixel :)
imagine paying for a hacked client, going into bedwars, fly hacking real casually and still losing lmao
Sammeeee
bruh fly hackers are so annoying tho
Next up: bedwars 950 winstreak (world record)
iTMG lol
iTMG wow I see u in comment I am sub pls notice me senpai
hi dude, love your traps. Shame you're so bad at PvP
No itmg oh wait hi I won the bet ;)
But next vid will be “99 BEDWARS WINSTREAK “ and there will be a cliffhanger
iTMG I AM SUBBED TO YOU
Win streak of 2 would be enough for me lol
Lionare boy the problem is that most of the games he played was with a party team and against people that doesn't know how to move their camera in pvp or even left click
i mean, just get into games with other nons. rush the person next to you with tnt, and upgrade armor only and manic minor. its easy to win..
invis + jump pots with tnt is the strat.
I've gotten a win streak of 20 before :)
i've gotten like 30 before (because my brother carried me ;-;)
Let the King rest
Let the blade rest
Let Alex rest
RIP technoblade
All I hear in all of these vids are “ayyy” and “800 something”
watching this makes me want to play bedwars, then i go and get destroyed
Ditto ditto, bro
Same
its his internet obviously
SO TRUE BRO xdddd
This has been another episode of “beating children up for monetary gain”
Delete this comment
Delete your reply or I delete you :)
True. He beats up adults too.
6:13- My 3 year old PS4 booting up at 12 am
Lol turn on captions
@@powerperson8516 [Moosic]
@Aditya vk same I thought I was like technobike let's goooooo
3:55 that guy was just “ok I suicide”
when his bed got destroyed bu the hacker, protocol 98 came into action
for 30 mins
imagine having a 1000 winstreak and then technoblade and his team show up
Honestly if you and your team is good enough to get to 1000 you'd have a decent chance against techno and his team
@@Maxawa0851 unless you just played with noobs
Would you risk to solo queue 4s with a 1000 ws?
@@theoneandonlyburpyderpy7797 well techno played against complete idiots
Do you mean 999?
Rest in peace techno. Your videos got me through some tough time and I'll always try to roll with the punches the way you did. You were and are such an inspiration to so many. Thanks for everything
“I just have to kill all of them simultaneously and punch sandstone... hold my beer”
*endstone
@@proper7439 sandstone
@@ShibeTH-cam is there sandstone in bedwars?
@@proper7439 No, but Techno said sandstone
@@arturitogarrido1389 oh
19:54 is What you came for
shut up he needs his moneyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
That rhymes 4 and oh wait for
Fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly
I liked ur comment to make the number of likes away from 222 HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
no came to see how it would look if a god was a pig that plays minecraft
“You should try left clicking” “aww they grow up so fast”🐷
In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood, burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of bedwars and tainted beyond ascension. He chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace, and with boiling blood he scoured the umbral plans seeking vengeance against the hackers who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Hypixel sentinels, and those who tasted the bite of his sword name him the Bedslayer.
*Heavy metal plays*
Lmao
Technoblade: *hits someone once with a wooden sword*
Player: *stays alive*
Technoblade: Why are you not dead?!
KIM William SH ikr, he's so good that he's like: YOURE...
ALIVE?!
KIM William SH anyone who is able to survive a single hit from Technoblade is a legend
NICE PROFILE!
DannyXXXL ikr
Logic xD
"One cannot simply beat Technoblade," Brock Obama -2027
MEOW MAN *brock*
2027!? THAT'S IN DA FUTURE!!
B l o c k o b a m a
*brock*
At least 10 needed and traiend for 5 million years and have better gear 10 times to make a kind of close fight
If techno gets a knockback stick, everyone is going into the stratosphere
It'll be busted as Phil would say
If technoblade played minecraft 1.19, he could definitely defeat the warden with no armor and his fists
Everyone: What no life would do this
Techno and his fans: Only a god.
A blood god to be exact
@@lebruhfox146 and we are afraid we will have to sacrifice your blood for the blood god
@@gabrielbarron7667 if it is really needed I’ll sacrifice myself
@@lebruhfox146 no not yours
@@lebruhfox146 the person who wrote the comment
6:08
7 year old me pretending to be a race car
I am the 100th like 🤣
Technoblade hasn't showered in 2 months.
SplogsYT sounds like me tbh
SplogsYT so
You can't smell him online, he has no reason to.
SplogsYT LOLOLOLOLOLOL
KfcCombo- Minecraft PVP trueeeeeee post that
At 10 mill subs techno should reveal the “master plan”
Hes pretty a regular player compared to these days
@@zoliosh This vedio was 3 years ago and Techno was so good That time
He is even better now
Also
TECHNOBLADE NEVA DIES!!!
@@inochukethegreat7732 no he’s not that good these days
@@realbignoob1886 yes thats true
@@realbignoob1886 Yeah Yeah in his recent vedio when he told about his cancer,didn't u see his gameplay
He is even better as i said
10:39 - how coronvirus look at us in quarantine
Magnifique
lol
Can we just appreciate the nick “ecuadorable”
17:56 techno blade sounds like a wave you’ll hear at the sea
Where else would you hear a wave?
@@tomjesty3992 a soundwave
2:25 “he didn’t fall off himself!”
Technoblades mind: _thats ok sometimes people just need some motivation._
"I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die haha not even close" as he's on like 2 hearts.
we just need a compilation of techno saying “hallo”
Be pretty short considering his upload schedule
Alternative title: Watch a guy look at himself for 24 minutes while counting from 800 to 900
With shots of Minecraft pvp spliced in
This is so peaceful to watch just techno taking out a hole team in bedwars by himself.
*whole
My new favorite technoblade quote is “freedom is an illusion”
10:00
I think he just Looney Tune'd off the cliff
Underrated comment
6:11 the inspiration for the TechnoPlane
6:35 techno’s evil laugh
I can't believe I still remember being in Technoblade's 838th game. My friend was the last one alive and I saw the tnt leap and was amazed. Used that technique from that day forward.
When you see Technoblade with a stone sword, you know you are dead.
This video should be renamed : bullying kids montage for 25 minutes straight on bedwars (epic)
He is the greatest. He will always be in our hearts. RIP
Why does everybody you fight look like they’re playing with their feet?
Fassi if anything Tekno was fighting with his feet
Fassi technoblade makes it look easy
its because there kids
I_N_O _ stop getting triggered, people in the TH-cam comment section usually have bad English
Fassi it's cause they watch ssundee and technoblade that's why they're bad
Alternative Title: Bullying Nerds for 24mins straight
Waiting for the episode where he opens 50 loot boxes with a clickbait title
Banter Bosse technoblade never clickbates
+iHyartzz Legend also Brave Wilderness don't click bait and he just maked a click bait video that is called Something huge!
YifanDrawz -Gaming and more! SOMETHING HUGE
dildo
@@ihyartzzlegend1257 r/wooooosh
@Parker how is that a whoosh? *He did not understand the joke*
I was jus joinin school when techno was getting his 1000 bedwars win streaks man I miss him
I am addicted to watching these vids but then I'm like hell yeah imma own in bedwars/skywars now and I just end up walking off the map . . ..
eucadorablade neva dies
he might just… have
Yea he might just have skills XD
Bluz Arts subbed now sub to me or I I’ll umsub
Bluz Arts subbed
any1 who can survive technoblade first hit is a legend becasuse his first hit is a 13 hit combo
Ben GtheGod hacks? That's what I think too
"They grow up so fast" that killed me 😂😂
Legends say in 2022 TECHNOBLADE RIP, REST GOOD YOU WILL STAY IN OUR HEARTS
Techno has lots more subs after he made these bedwars winstreak vids
All he could say is
*all part of my mastah plaaaan*
one hundred fifty-fiiiiiiiiiiiiveee
Me: **wins 1 game of bedwars** OMG!!!!!😱
Technoblade: ** win streak of 900**
Me: time for me to go hide in a corner...-_-
Ninja Girl ikr
Ninja Girl relatable
Ninja Girl lol
Dat MSP Gamer what i have 225 eins
Dat MSP Gamer whut.... why do you scream OMG when you win one game. ,,w
"The dream team" how ironic.
I know
Lol "dream" and "dreamteam" word is used by many people backthen as a godly or godly team and its also techno's catchphrase its not that suprising if someone backthen said "dream" or dreamteam"
@@cyberseai9305 thank you captain obvious
@@ImSchnippi your welcome captain boomer
@@ImSchnippi he explained that, y'know
Hearing the latest news is sad but at least he's still happy.
*this winstreak has become too crazy for words*
Dinosaurian Addict watch him have 999 and face a whole game of hackers
Asada Shino he already has 1000 on twitter he said he had it
Yes but not crazy enough for numbers
he has 1100+ already :)
Hi
Nobody:
Technos casyal voice while destroying evryone in a 1v4:HEYY
Anyone else want to know what the other members of his team are doing? I always kinda wanted to see the defense aspect of this
Each one of them was attacking a different base
@@renthehedgehog7535 I think all of this team are high level players that a can 1 v 4 and just took on their own base, at least that's the impression I got from the first vid in the series.
they doin iyn without tnt and wool/wood def
Techno laughing softly intoto his mic after murdering everyone gives me the will to live
Me: Wow I’m going to get a winstreak!
My first game: *looses in 3 seconds*
Technoblade: **sees 900 winstreak**
Cool
Me: **Gets 10 winstreak**
Hell yeah!!
technoblade: NERD
me: bruh you only have 528 UNOPENED MYSTERY BOXES
Techno bullying orphans is the Pinnacle of all content