My First Time

I open up to the internet about my troubled childhood. click here: th-cam.com/users/subscription_cente... to subscribe to my channel to be told when I make a new video!
I hope you guys enjoyed this! Whenever I look back at my past and cringe so hard I implode - at least I can draw comfort in you all learning from my mistakes.
And go louise (sprinkleofglitter) for making a genuinely quite cool vlogging tag!
Stay supermegaawesome danosaurs.
edit: why does everyone in the comments seem to think i'm a virgin? were people expecting the youtubers to literally describe their first sex in these videos i mean rly also that's the enjoyable irony of the title
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[@user-kr8ew8rz7p]

dan had his first kiss at 11 and first drink at 14 i'm 17 and the most outrageous thing i've ever done was to go to the supermarket without telling my parents

[@lo9804]

Sameeee

[@kabazinga]

same

[@rebeccabond6791]

REBEL

[@aimyc]

I relate so hard

[@danandphiledits7011]

I have drunk haha I’m 12 I was 10 (don’t tell my parents) haha XD xx

[@lullabykay]

Lizzie is probably watching this video and regretting what she said to dan

[@marilovesjaemin5368]

Is it wierd that my name is Lizzie?

[@gabbyrusso2436]

Black knight 421 MSP Twas it you?!?!

[@marilovesjaemin5368]

dUN DUN DUUUUUUN

[@clumsycow]

*DAN DAN DAAAN

[@marilovesjaemin5368]

*gasp*

[@rainstorm.]

“I didn’t enjoy this that much, don’t see what all the fuss was about”
BOI I-

[@trashytrasha4739]

Hits differently lol

[@anemoia3154]

holy crap hahaha

[@iwashere143]

Bet Lizzie is kicking herself now

[@mush1028]

dAMN YOU LIZZIE

[@mr.worldwide5971]

Haha

[@lame_emo4011]

I Was Here if I were Lizzie I would never let him go

[@goodoleblondie2467]

I am :((((

[@mysticshroomsss]

I Was Here I LAUGHED AT TABATHA BECAUSE OF SIMS 😂

[@freyatownend1808]

Wait a minute... Lizzie and Tabitha? ELIZA AND TABITHA? ELIZA PANCAKES AND TABITHA HOWELLTER? MIND BLOWN

[@freyatownend1808]

IKRRRR

[@madisonkatexx3477]

OH MY GOD

[@sanguinemmal8320]

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT TOO ERMIGERD

[@lizzi7568]

My real name is Lizzy (short for Elizabeth) so yea

[@ayeshasalier8218]

Super LLama WHAT YOU SAID

[@crod9371]

Bet that's girl Lizzie regrets everything now.

[@sanaashaqeel6498]

Hahah ikr wen he sed "look wat UV missed out on" I was lmao!!!

[@anikaa7713]

But did ANYONE notice that he said that Lizzie's friend's name was TABITHA???

[@blessingnwoke7705]

Your profile pic matches his shirt

[@jaggy5095]

+Cute Girl OMFG😱😱😱😱😱😱

[@clairereilly65]

I know dan is AWESOME

[@carter9608]

U had ur first kiss at 11-
*I'M 13 AND I HAVEN'T EVEN HELD HANDS WITH SOMEONE*

[@Megieannie]

mood except I'm 17 lmao.

[@jiminchuu8296]

philsfringe I'm turning 14 and the only thing I have done is held hands 😂😂😂

[@josh_quartz]

philsfringe same I'm forever alone

[@Gloomskiida]

philsfringe don't rush it. I'm 14, I haven't either

[@dobromirapetkova1490]

philsfringe same here💔

[@issie5580]

You said you were a loser but you went to house parties and kissed people

[@emkayoutofcontext7559]

IKR! If Dan's a loser, then I don't fucking exist! He's literally that kid's arm cast from IT
V
"L O -S- E R"

[@lenofaus]

The real loser here is me

[@maiatongue9075]

Yeah and I'm here watching Netflix and eating a million chips

[@eee-xd5bo]

I DONT EVEN GET INVITED TO BIRTHDAY PARTIES

[@Bag1]

I haven't been to one birthday party and I'm 18...

[@nayarasimon8691]

"Lizzy, look what you missed out on." For real though

[@chelseanaid5895]

Smh.. Stupid Lizzy

[@mostar1219]

She tags along and stands in the crowd, looks up at the man that she turned down

[@chelseanaid5895]

mostar1219 He was a skater boy.
She said, "See ya later, boy."
He wasn't good enough for her.

[@mostar1219]

Chelse Anaid now he's a TH-cam star with videos that go far, does your pretty face see what he's worth?

[@chelseanaid5895]

mostar1219 He was a TH-cam boy.
She said, "See ya never, boy."
He wasn't good enough for her.

[@kaylareanna]

first time i broke something was april 16th 2002, i broke my moms water

[@eileen9629]

lol

[@meepiemorpie653]

LMAO

[@annasnotabanana]

i snorted

[@melwtpgahwmiso]

OMG 😂

[@melwtpgahwmiso]

OMG 😂

[@loserclxb6470]

Dan got kissed at 11, and dated a girl , I am 14 and I can't even order something from Starbucks correctly 👌
And Dan ..... wow , total surfer

[@scottyjackson8929]

ᏦIᏆᏆ LIᏆᏆLE I’m 17 and can’t order something from Starbucks correctly, so don’t feel bad

[@thecraftycreme]

SAME

[@salmonvanilla5120]

Im 14 and i cant microwave popcorn correctly dont feel bad
Well for yourself at least
Pity me

[@shototodoroki5651]

SAMEEEE XD

[@ley4983]

SAME WHAT

[@JazzSingh]

WATCHING THIS VIDEO IN A WHOLE NEW LIGHT

[@teg7774]

DUDE SAME

[@hxney._comb]

Oh shit sAME 😂

[@roroo]

SAME HAHHAHA

[@13gudadod]

same😂

[@bethanywilkerson5015]

WATCHING ALL THE VIDEOS IN A WHOLE NEW LIGHT

[@hotfunnyg1rl]

The birth recreation made me feel oddly uncomfortable

[@jessica-ls3tc]

Jess same

[@abbieross7067]

i threw my phone

[@4444pomegranates]

Jess same my god😂

[@thelastlyn]

Jess Same

[@blueblooby8032]

*Looks at the title* "My First Time"
Me: O.O *Clicks*

[@strycat8222]

cat that eats cheese Me Though

[@heleeena]

*69 likes*

[@happyoctopus1416]

cat that eats cheese lol same

[@the_matcha_dragon925]

I HAVE FOUND MAH PEOPLE!!!!

[@blueblooby8032]

Hunter Sullivan
You bet ;)

[@sad.skelly1790]

dan got a date at 11 and kissed someone...
im 13 and i walk into walls frequently

[@manoudreams]

JustAnotherCliquePhanDevotee I have found my twin

[@gitoalcantara9359]

saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame

[@why4764]

WOw 100% can relate lol iim 13 too :D

[@kabazinga]

Well... I’m 17 and at the same level...

[@krump.mp3235]

Mood

[@MinuEndaKanal]

4:20 hurts more after The Iconic Vid

[@sahanamotta]

>:(

[@alchemistrie]

Lizzy is regretting her life right now, most likely.

[@ctrlmeow]

Your profile picture is probably her face rn

[@ViClarinet]

Umbrellagirl332 HA

[@ctrlmeow]

Nicole96701 :D

[@ctrlmeow]

***** You just made this seem very sad. ;-;

[@ctrlmeow]

***** Oh XD Lol its fine.

[@gabrielavazquez8724]

i'm in a danisnotonfire's maraton after the beginning of "daniel howell".

[@micaela2284]

Gab same

[@maxtrash6453]

Gab do ya know if the radio show is still a thing xD

[@Vasquez_Ga]

me too

[@ace606]

Dat profile pic tho :))

[@niamhmckenzie3725]

Nice profile pic

[@sandfire17]

Dan's first hate comment was someone calling him a f*g :((((( I'm upset

[@haylee2425]

:((((

[@ak7845]

Don’t be

[@ioannad1857]

me too :(((((( but he showed them, look how far he's come

[@mariebracke7534]

when I first saw the title I thought that this was going to about the first time Dan did the do. I need help. And a bible.

[@dobromirapetkova1490]

lolipops you're not the only one.....i have a very dirty mind

[@teaghanmurphy7888]

Mira Mira me too....😐😐

[@aresjones4761]

Same haha, needless to say I was very disappointed.

[@vixian5178]

SAME

[@strm7960]

I'm the 69th like

[@shadia6093]

my first ever crush was Brock from Pokémon. i chose brock over ash because every other girl at my school liked ash so i felt bad for brock.

[@nymphie6358]

OMFG!! Your profile pic and name😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@shadia6093]

omg yes louise :3

[@shadia6093]

yes. he is amazing (hint his username) Piggy Ride

[@pkmnenjoyer]

Phil's Toe Yep, ok, not creepy at all that a TH-cam person named 'Phil's Toe' had a crush on Brock lol

[@shadia6093]

oh god >.< AshyChu Gaming

[@ImzaKitteh]

Wait. Tabitha is dil's gf and Lizzie is or can be short for Eliza. -implodes from irony-

[@mikaylabrainard509]

dude...

[@tabitha3863]

MY NAMES TABITHAAAAA AND MY BRO'S NAME IS Dylan!

[@LPSWithCheese]

...
oh my gods...

[@jaycee1934]

+LPS WithCheese percy jackson bitch 😂😂 hell yes

[@LPSWithCheese]

Jaycee.Stum
Yup :)

[@frantorrealba4687]

no one is talking about the fact that dan was 14 when he first got drunk 14

[@fentymoonlightz]

Fran Torrealba lmao i was 13

[@jamiemitchell2861]

Fran Torrealba that’s pretty average in Europe, where the legal drinking age is between 16 and 18

[@ellietownsend7484]

And the fact he wet the bed

[@kayliegreen8872]

i was 12 and got drunk with my mom,2 aunts,uncle and cousin

[@ara-pf5zx]

yeah that’s normal in the uk

[@whatstastyinbusan2229]

i love how dan can say 'first time i almost died' and we run through a looonnngg mental list before we realise its a new addition

[@winnie_the_bleh]

・What's Tasty in Busan literally tho

[@krystalzepeda2858]

Omg your username and picture is gr8. Army??💜

[@lmnjkk]

Epiphany Killed Me can you not

[@ananya1541]

Love the username lol XD

[@maddyonline1220]

What's with all these first tongue kiss at 11 stories! I'm 18 and never even had a kiss of any type #actuallyforeveralone

[@Areea993]

+maddy is my name I know right? It's so much worse now! But you're still doing fine...I'm 21 and in that boat.

[@maddyonline1220]

Arya993 if my life continues how it is, ill be 21 too

[@gabsbarbieri]

+maddy is my name aaawn looks like me
anybody fancy me enough to kiss me
gess ill be alone forever

[@SophiaJosephine]

Lol this makes me feel better, I'm not 18 (I'm 15) but I feel awkward not having had my first kiss yet

[@maddyonline1220]

+Sophia Josephine yeah, it's super awkward because I'm in university!!

[@TheMsEline]

you had ur first kiss at 11 and i'm here at 15 like wow never had a first kiss nor boyfriend wuw

[@maddyonline1220]

Don't feel bad. I'm 18 and in the same situation.

[@mollyhedges2052]

Same 😂

[@hellokittyhappy2012]

me af

[@alicemarie6426]

+eline samee *virtually high fives*

[@alisongold9448]

I 17 and like same until 2 months ago

[@khesanhh]

Who else loves the thumbnail

[@spooky.dorito]

Kashan Fringy mE

[@lolo-dy9sw]

Kashan Fringy I love iy

[@phanicatthechemicalfallout8042]

Kashan Fringy me

[@FM-ce9wp]

Kashan Fringy ME😂😂😂

[@lexa_hodges8781]

Kashan Fringy Yessss

[@llyisnotonfire7723]

“I didn’t enjoy that - i dont know what all the fuss is about”
hItS dIfFerEnT nOw hUh

[@CatalinaVoinea]

My Dance teacher is from England and her name is Alex, she is the same age as Dan... You never know.
There are hundreds of Alex's so probably not.

[@CatalinaVoinea]

Loustillawake i moved away

[@louisstillawake6496]

oh dear...

[@CatalinaVoinea]

Loustillawake ill text her

[@amymawacke445]

+Cat Astrophy well

[@amymawacke445]

That sounds like it would be akward to ask

[@pearlescent97]

Lizzy and Tabitha... Like... Eliza and Tabitha?

[@pearlescent97]

Have your childhood friends come to apologize in the form of sims?

[@HollyRose1997x]

OMG.

[@azzierulz]

HOLY COW YES

[@Merrsharr]

+Bailey Kay So that's whys Eliza stalks him

[@tehrealcoralsnek7044]

+Merrsharr SHE WANTS DIL!!

[@ninaplancarte2539]

*5 years later:* Me watching this sad, because they don’t do the radio show anymore :c

[@yunapeckett2404]

Same

[@eclipsefox31show52]

Neon • Gravestones wow ||-//

[@vinamistry5263]

I'll say it! I'm jealous of Alex. There! I said it

[@bonniebunz]

Vina Mistry Damn that's deep

[@simulationbreak8543]

My name is alex and personally, i feel betrayed.

[@ffion9349]

Vina Mistry same girl, same

[@SuicideWolf7722]

Vina Mistry we all are

[@alexashley9140]

Vina Mistry lol I'm called Alex as well and I'm jealous of the Alex Dan kissed and dated!

[@em5732]

My first word was, 'dead' no. joke.

[@CharLotte-oo1tu]

Emerie Delong oh your first word describes my social life 🙃🙃

[@annathequeen8681]

Char Lotte me too

[@phantrash2333]

Emerie Delong that's so edgy

[@raychu4829]

Mine was fuck..... but i turned out okay....

[@psychticambitin7987]

Mine was Cookie

[@imelmazing]

he liked Lizzy but she never liked him back and made fun of him with Tabitha
now in Sims he turned down Eliza but moved in with Tabitha
how the tables have turned

[@lilajanick]

YAHS

[@giaobr168]

Yass I was thinking that

[@sixxthekidd1785]

my thoughts exactly. Tabitha must of had an ulterior motive. such as remove lizy from the picture and swoop on in there like a majestic fucking pterodactyl and steal Dan away. :)

[@safiyyaha8871]

+Eliza Pancakes creepy stalker FUCK OFF

[@LarryGlitter07]

+Eliza Pancakes shack up with bob instead

[@kamillap_]

dan saying f*g with his whole chest, in a yt video, before coming out, is kind of hilarious ngl what a time 2013 was...

[@zaynsflowershs]

I was looking for this

[@brettdarling1178]

“Lizzy why?!?! I feel like I’m saying things I may regret sharing later in life...” Fast-forward to 2019.

[@samschnabel4121]

"I was on a school field trip, playing spin the bottle with the cool kids, in somebody's bedroom" I'm confused

[@juliataormina3424]

It was probably one of those over-night school trips, bedroom as in dorm room/hotel. I'm probably wrong lolzor.

[@shanayah1774]

Probably a residential trip like robin wood or PGL

[@cheeseymcgee4379]

I thought I was the only one that noticed that... they're on a school field trip, playing spin the bottle... in a bedroom?

[@mackenzierogers1055]

Some school trips stay over night at hotels and stuff

[@cheeseymcgee4379]

mackenzie rogers ohhh..

[@didifcutie4660]

Id be crying in a corner if I was Lizzy

[@alexandraramsey6361]

My names alex!!😆😲😱😱😱

[@ramseydement6011]

Alexandra Ramsey and you have my name!

[@bobbobington2327]

Ramsey Dement illuminati confirmed

[@ramseydement6011]

bob bobington haha amarite?

[@fizzycolalizzie]

I saw this comment before watching the video so as a Lizzie I was just like o_____o soon

[@tylerf.145]

Watchin this now after the new video like...

[@sawachan321]

Ikr

[@blitzinsystem346]

YASSSS GREEN DAY
BOULEVARD OF BROKEN DREAMS IS THE BEST SONG EVA

[@krisztikotel4883]

YES THANK YOU FINALLY SOMEONE

[@dontlookatmypic3594]

OMG SQUADS HERE FAMALAM

[@chaza_spernagel6099]

YASSSSSSSS

[@Kingseye7]

it’s pronounced *ever*

[@lexim.4494]

Yeeessss

[@iambandtrashdntfrgetme5790]

Dan's not a virgin....so that means you're......
*DANISNOTAVIRGIN*

[@abi9753]

IAMBANDTRASHDØNTFØRGETME Not anymore

[@nastya_is_slay]

oh my god the best

[@ash-fy9rn]

i mean,,, obviously he's not.
i mean, phil
cough

[@brendonurieisbaebuttylerjo8936]

|-/

[@caroline.wichers755]

IAMBANDTRASHDØNTFØRGETME how do you know that he is not a virgin?

[@kathrynalegre3828]

Drinking at 14!? Whoa Dan, slow down

[@alicia1467]

Ummm I was 5...

[@BobO-sv6gs]

I drank my dads beer as a baby constantly!!!

[@dermotmcguinness3481]

Also. Playing spin the bottle at 11??

[@pepperminttea3137]

Dermot Mcguinness I played spin the bottle when I was 7.
I'm 15.

[@aurorahn4582]

Everyone gets drunk at that age lmao

[@skilletlord3800]

0:54 :o I am elightened I watched dans new vid

[@stinakatthus4291]

Skillet Lord yeah..

[@solusthedragon272]

What about when he says his first crush was, according to his parents, Marie Stewart 😂😂😂. Dodged a bullet there, didn’t he??

[@suniakitel]

Solus The Dragon -Well, when i was 7 my crush was Zac Efron, and you wouldn’t believe who’s a lesbian now

[@doesntmatter2190]

@@suniakitel Well....... Zac Efron...... especially that moment on the ........golf course........

[@13gudadod]

same

[@evil666.]

"I THINK I'M SAYING THINGS I'M MAY REGRET LATER IN LIFE"
Oh boi he didn't lied

[@fujisandra]

I want dan saying "bam tits" on a loop on my funeral

[@grilbee]

It's my friend's alarm

[@yongsu6965]

I literally thought your comment said "barn tits" wow

[@user-wv8li5gq8q]

SAME HAHA

[@grilbee]

***** I DONT KNOW ILL ASK

[@kalei7463]

nice profile pic

[@yolomesh5040]

dan and phil are the only people who dont get hate comments

[@yolomesh5040]

I did its just i dont see the comments on the youtube

[@zackthehack1046]

Painter Doss Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, CrankGameplays, OGChan, many many more... Lol

[@marissasalett5579]

ZackTheHack who ever does hate comments on Ethan have hit a low point in their life that would make them wanna hate a bean

[@Polo-gj9on]

Painter Doss ikr

[@oliviagrace205]

Painter Doss Because the phandom is so protective of our beans.

[@milliehunter8016]

TaBiTha!!!
I heard the name tAbiTha!!!!!
Is Dan secretly Dil?!?!?!?!?!??
Is Phil actually Bob Pancakes?!?!??
Am I a milkshake?!?!?
Is the Illuminati real?!?
What is lifeeeeeee!?!?!?

[@xx_zrx_xx]

WhY's HiS hEaD sO BiG?
(Sorry this comment reminded me of Gir for some reason)

[@wxnderlands._gacha7163]

Bob Pancakes? You are a Sims fan too?

[@keeganhillier6899]

I'm not the only one who thought that!!

[@aryan-xn2cy]

And Lizzie??? ELIZABETH PANCAKES??? holy shizzlewick we solved the case

[@spubbyj6566]

Is ThIs rEaL LiFe?

[@2veri]

Notice he didn't mention his "first video".
i have no regrets

[@whiskeryfacey]

Hello Internet

[@Jsol2345]

MY SHAODWS THE ONLY ONE THAT WALKS BESIDE ME
MY SHALLOW HEARTS THE ONLY THING THATS BEATING
SOMETIMES I WISH SOMEONE OUT THERE WOULD FIND ME
TIL THEN I WALK ALOOOONE

[@florenzochandky]

I WALK ALONE I WALK ALONEE

[@plastictrees_3059]

I walk alone I walk a

[@KimNguyen-pr4sv]

BOULEVARD OF BROKEN DREAMS

[@drizzybeech3996]

green day freak

[@cookie88512]

Jsol2345 OMG GREEN DAYYYYY

[@toetotipthatsabart5048]

I bet Lizzy is kicking herself right now

[@anakrezic465]

I bet that too. I mean look at him!

[@hoziersexual]

She totally is!
I love your picture and username :) I'm a Doctor Who fan myself.

[@beyzanuratikk]

I do !

[@lizzywilfahrt3772]

I flipped out when he said my name cause I wasn't paying attention

[@lilacgrxves]

LOL MY NAME IS TABITHA. MY GOD IM DYING

[@yogababa6613]

Dan at 11: tongue kissed a girl
Me almost 14: has never kissed or been out with anyone in my life
Wow I really know how to live 👍🏽

[@laceyg4029]

Lmao same

[@anonymouscolorguardsoloist1159]

PHHAHAAHHAHA AHA You do. 14 year olds are gross. You’re better off without rubbing body parts with them.

[@hannahnazarin1220]

Same

[@yunapeckett2404]

Same though

[@OpiaKitty]

I’m 14 and never actually liked anyone. It’s okay though, wait to find your moment I guess

[@ventoaureo5729]

IM JUST 17 AND I CAN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING

[@barrybeebenson7341]

same :(

[@leeann011]

my first kiss was horrible! my ''boyfriend'' kissed me... then i slapped him in the face.... i regret nothing

[@TheNiamfeels]

Wait... Tabitha was Lizzy's friend? Isn't that Dil's girlfriend's name? RUN WHILE YOU CAN DIL!!!

[@cartermarshall3205]

Krishna Patel I know right? wtf!!!

[@ejpblue23]

Omg!!😂😂

[@meatgrinder7730]

OH MY GOD

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

Krishna Patel That's why she left Dil alone at the camping trip! O:

[@solidogahi]

I was gonna comment this xD

[@idontknowwhattocallthischa9710]

My first word was fuck I'm not even kidding I used to swear as a child cuz my siblings

[@Fionas1234]

😂

[@DariusMebane]

😂

[@claire-qv3qg]

this video aged very well

[@AutumnFreeman]

Literally..my first crush was Sonic the Hedgehog...I need help.

[@marbalgos9394]

Holy crap, my first crush was literally Tails. You're not the only one.

[@biotifulwoman]

Oh my god mine was Sonic too xD

[@Wolf-hz5mx]

I had a crush on Shadow nd literally still have one of him right now... so yea:/

[@Jazzmxrie]

I had a thing for link the warrior 😳

[@jocy4346]

Omg I had a crush on megaman XD

[@jaque5543]

Dan got his 1st kiss when he was 11 and I'm 15 and haven't had my 1st kiss yet.....that's my life

[@TheMagicOwL127]

Abstract Art nah mate, I am 19, and nothing, so don't worry (and is not like I don't attract anyone, is just that I dont have the luck to have a corresponded crush, so idk)

[@mayaprince7955]

I don't want to have my first kiss yet because I don't want to get mononucleosis now

[@kellyv6075]

That's normal

[@rachelreading2009]

Mate, I'm 17 and nothing, that's normal

[@lisaseidler2080]

Emo Jimena come back when you’re 21 and still unkissed...that’s when it gets sad

[@dalnoraes]

First kiss at 11? Wow Dan

[@sawachan321]

Omg ahhh seeing this again in a whole new world

[@scarltlily]

I'm 15 and haven't had my first kiss..... thank you Dan for making me feel better about myself

[@pia1867]

Anonymous Not Telling same

[@TheMagicOwL127]

Anonymous Not Telling take it easy, 19 here, nothing, but don't worry, is not a competition, and I hope your first won't be awkward or weird :9

[@lindsey0806]

Anonymous Not Telling I was 16 when I had my first kiss. I thought I would NEVER get kissed. Believe me if I can get kissed there's hope for everyone.

[@cassadynoelle4961]

Ginny Weasley oh trust me you will next year. Harry Potter anyone?

[@samirej1497]

Her first kiss is Dean and Harry gets jealous

[@savvymarie5462]

"american idiot, by green day"
*distant fangirling*
tbh Green Day was the first punk band i listened to. first song being "21 guns"

[@savvymarie5462]

COOL!

[@savvymarie5462]

yeah really, that was the moment all my childhood innocence was lost and i turned into an angsty teen, its cool that you discovered the emo anthem first, i didnt until a year later :/

[@emmywillow6599]

Basket Case up in here.

[@mellyslife5950]

Savvy Marie mine was too I think! Or wake me up when september end... Either one or the other

[@tinyicedlatte]

theguy fromschool i love your profile pic😍😍

[@krisg1514]

First Time I Nearly Died
When i read the milk fic

[@kiddo9355]

What’s the milk fic?

[@alexharbula4930]

Dans first crush was a woman It feels so awkward watching this video now. And he definitely didn’t fancy Lizzie

[@cowroydeo]

you do realise he still likes girls right?

[@Debuttv]

@@cowroydeo he literally doesnt lmfao

[@cowroydeo]

@@Debuttv lmao i dont know sorry

[@artisanatrenard5742]

@@cowroydeo no he doesn’t

[@artisanatrenard5742]

@@cowroydeo not like it matters tho Dan is still Dan 🙂

[@yutasnoodles]

my first crush was danny from danny phantom hahaha XD

[@shirohayatou4430]

Omg I loved him! 😂

[@blurryfacecalum9272]

Me too

[@joslyncampbell6851]

+Stephanie Sandler mine too :) lmao

[@evalentgrace1960]

same

[@BellyEve]

Same!

[@clb734]

I'm 14 and literally nothing interesting has ever happened to me wtf

[@shelbytyner9833]

Bethany Bull I am 18 and same here.

[@angeldiana8579]

Saaame! (I'm 15)

[@turdburglar2274]

Interesting how?

[@mountainholly48]

im 13 and ive had a grand total of 1 boyfriend and 0 kisses my life is SOOOO interesting

[@kiarakaltschnee3669]

Same and I'm also 14 :-/

[@Kelly_C]

at the 'first broken heart' bit the words *PENCIL CASE BOY* _burst_ into my head like the fuckin kool aid man

[@Emma-wm9jg]

😂

[@Mrs.AllieCook]

"The first album I bought was American Idiot by Greenday"
*falls impossibly more in love with Dan*

[@kazoot_noot1325]

NO WONDER DAN CALLS TABITHA T-BAG
*minds Implodes*

[@patrickvales6369]

I like how Dan's first internet experience was a 90's porn site...

[@rachelbaier8631]

Explains a lot doesn't it...

[@catiescott203]

I feel like that explains a lot

[@pamisnotonfirel-310]

Explains alot

[@BTSARMY-cm9oc]

explains a lot...

[@franceswelsh304]

I understand why dan is well dan

[@beeisverycool]

What if Lizzie and Tabatha (if she is alive) are watching this right now and thinking,”still don’t fancy you.”

[@BenjiNights]

trouvaillx well now yes probably

[@largegayverylarge1542]

The thumb nail gave me the wrong idea?? Anybody else??

[@kamerynbaker9728]

and the title

[@TamTam-be3qi]

apparently that girl as pewdiepie

[@teanashookson3638]

Aces Howlter **is*

[@younno4910]

how so

[@biblicallyaccurateangel1378]

Lol yes

[@abriannaf9973]

True

[@isabellas3353]

NO

[@maireadhudson1983]

Did he say TABITHA? OMFG. TABITHA CAME BACK TO US IN THE FORM OF A SIM

[@mostar1219]

*coughs* BEN DROWNED *coughs*

[@hollyirwin7436]

I WAS JUST THINKING THAT!!

[@amalkhateeb6813]

+Mairead Hudson oh my god is this a prediction as to what will happen with dil and tabitha?

[@mayakl8371]

+Mairead Hudson I WAS GONNA SAY THAT XD

[@jessicarose5386]

+Mairead Hudson I was literally going to say that xD

[@feremones]

LIZZY AND TABITHA!!!!! ELIZA AND TABITHA!!!!!!

[@feremones]

......Sims reference......anyone?

[@kimylif2949]

The Nerdy Ukulelist yesssss

[@katie-yh6rm]

So he was 11 on a school trip, In a cool kids bedroom playing spin the bottle? Wut m8

[@EmIly-be8km]

YES! GREENDAY! Dan walks a lonely road, the only road that dan has ever known

[@CHERRIES-co8xf]

Dan don't know where it goes, but its home to Dan and Dan walks alone *ahh ahh ahhhhhh ahh*

[@lance3855]

Oh my god, this is awesome! Greenday is amazing!

[@sylviamare5841]

YESSSSSSSSSSS
DAN WALKS THIS EMPTY STREET ON THE BOULEVARD OF BROKEN DREAMS

[@clare6367]

Oooohhhh, ohhhhhh, ohhhhhhhh

[@yalimoski]

Dan was 14 when he got drunk for the first time?!?! I'm 14 and I play Minecraft, Portal 2, and watch Star Wars nonstop.... He was such a bad ass...

[@Taylor-fj8xq]

My reaction also

[@tessaross666]

Portal 2 is amazing :>

[@MalcolmVT]

Monickitty Cat I drank for the first time when I was 10.

[@triattackgaming6147]

Heidi Diaz oh my gods as soon as I read thius I fell of my chair omg ahaha XD

[@Fjolltzu]

Monickitty Cat 14 year olds in Finland get drunk almost every weekend

[@booplesnoot7917]

Dan: Tabitha i hope your life has gone horribly wrong!
Tabitha: *Marries Dill*

[@liadeindadani6913]

All these people in the comments are now 15/16

[@paigemadison4881]

Almost 15 😂

[@user-bq4xk2yh6i]

knowing that dan likes green day makes me very happy

[@cocoamint7762]

Jaz Le I famgirler

[@thecraftycreme]

me toooo

[@grasswwwww]

Meeeeeeeee tooooooo ^ 3^

[@areallybigannoyingorangefa6562]

American idiot is a fantastic song

[@ikachim]

When he said Lizzie i thought of LDShadowLady o-o

[@sarahmccallum4344]

Me too! Ur not the only one!

[@ikachim]

YES!!! :DDD

[@hkprincessa]

OMG same!!!

[@scarlettthemarshmallow4366]

+Obey Gaming I thought of my sister, Lizzie xD

[@ikachim]

lol

[@lindacasal6619]

4:19
Wow, that hurt me more than ever

[@haileysmith5928]

I’ve avoided this video for many many years I have no clue why.

[@inglebells2110]

Omg the staticky ending thing is the same as his new outro *crafts*

[@natalieelessar]

I JUST NOTICED TOO i didnt realise it wasnt entirely new :') idk why this matters to me

[@savannah950]

I noticed that tooo😣 also hehe 69th like

[@randomname9859]

I noticed that too, lol

[@chaselynn8720]

why do all youtubers have their kiss so young??

[@charlievlogs4201]

chase• lynn bish I had my first kiss at LITERALLY 12

[@ZacktheExistential]

chase• lynn I had mine at 6 😂😂

[@biblicallyaccurateangel1378]

I haven’t had mine yet

[@steviefarr3845]

chase• lynn i technically had my first kiss the other day at my year 7 graduation but it was to a girl so it didnt count as we.were playing spij the bottle

[@livlee3074]

For real omG! My first kiss EVER was when I was 16, like hoLY I could never do that at 11 or younger!!

[@stankcrew4816]

“i didn’t really enjoy that....at all” i wonder why dan 🧐

[@artisanatrenard5742]

Prefers Phill

[@nightmime.4856]

i would actually watch this video all day if i could and i'm not even kidding😂

[@whateven1232]

I was expecting something else when I read the title ;)

[@zvoxityRBLX]

hahahaha same

[@alexbrabo4471]

What the @$%&.........
but so was I.

[@fungusly]

I wasn't

[@parib7707]

*slowly raises hand* i did too...

[@detachedmars158]

Phanic! At The Disco so true and the thumbnail is just totally not indicating something else ;)

[@heleeena]

Dan with a tan: Tan Howell
Dan after a shower: Dan Towell
Dan as a cow: Dan Cowell
Dan married:
Dan Lester
*EDIT*
This is the most goddamn likes and replies I have gotten EVER, ANYWHERE.
y ELLS
THan kS

[@elisa.villegas6157]

Wtf 😂

[@allyoddle]

OMG

[@duda-wk4xi]

yassssss

[@lizzieisweird12]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@samd4608]

Best comment I've ever seen

[@rainbowsatan2620]

4:19 Oh no that makes me even more sad thinking about it now ;(

[@BenjiNights]

I know :(

[@haylee2425]

Same :(

[@pixelatedbirds]

i love how most people are freaking out over the fact dan got drunk at 14 but im 14 as well and its not uncommon for kids in england to start drinking at that age tbh

[@roachkiss3r]

2:55 'I walk this empty street on the boulevard of broken memes'

[@everytimesthefirsttime]

😂😂

[@mjgs8825]

Phanic! At The Piløts omfg,YeS

[@pvzblizzard5806]

Boulevard of broken dreams re mix by Phanic! At The Piløts

[@ssshelbs]

Your name is life

[@paigesmith3861]

Phanic! At The Piløts 💛💚💙 LOVE toe name

[@thebiggay9442]

Imagine Alex watching this now...

[@TotoroCat1]

that would be...

[@thebiggay9442]

+Sophia Myers she would probs regret everything and have an existential crisis

[@TotoroCat1]

+bts phannie or be extremely happy bc she kissed/went on a date with Dan Howell ..but probably embarrassed. (nice name btw)

[@thebiggay9442]

+Sophia Myers true and thanksss ;) u hav a nice profile pic

[@thebiggay9442]

+cupcakelover meep lol YESH

[@rat592]

My name is Lizzy and this video never stops scaring me.

[@cheche9949]

2:56 THE NOSTALGIA HIT LIKE A TRUCK HEARING THAT CONCERT 🥺🥺🥺

[@rediiusodas3283]

UM WHAT ,,,,,, TABITHA
SOUNDS FAMILIAR *HMMMMMMM*

[@tabithahowell2032]

rediiusodas Oof

[@eyesonyou6186]

.. sIMS 4

[@shototodoroki5651]

YES XD

[@sb4675]

I was looking for thissss

[@ineedsleep5310]

rediiusodas that’s what I was thinking

[@isobellaevans1317]

Lizza is regretting everything she lived for now

[@isobellaevans1317]

lizzy

[@konokalam7151]

+Howell Lester What an awesome name!

[@pliforov7586]

I luv Liza koshey lol

[@pliforov7586]

I know you are not talking about Lizzza anyway

[@juicy4511]

+Phan Trash sameee

[@eggheadisdead]

hits different

[@fishygirl16]

First word was scrambled followed by eggs... Food has and always will be first priority in my life