@@MrDawson777Paintball stanning a grown ass man who put gum he chewed in a teenage girls mouth isnt quirky or cute, and his content wasnt even good from the get-go
Shane: BRING ME MY SMOOOKKKEEE MAACCHHHHIIINNNE Ryland: Im not doing it Shane: *T-Rex’s over* DID YOU NOT HEAR ME WHEN I ASKED FOR MY....SMOOOKKEE MACHHIIINNEE!!! Best scene ever 👏
Shane : "You're lucky I'm trash" *slurps up spilled root beer* Ryland: "I'm not doing it" Shane: *waddles over to him with arms like a t-rex* "I'M SORRYY. DID YOU.NOT. HEAR.ME. WHEN. I.ASKED. FOR. MY. SMOKE. MACHINE"
Shane: "10 years of hard, hard work." Garrett: "Can I ask you one question?" Shane: "Hmm?" Garrett: "Was it worth it?" Shane: *shakes head in disagreement* "Mhm."
"What a funny book" Shane-"Bring me my smoke machine." Ryland-"I'm not doing it" Garrett-"Oh God" Shane-"I'm sorry.Did you not hear me when I asked for MY SMOKE MACHINE!'
i was watching history documentaries with this tab saved for later, and i accidently pressed this one and the music of the mini intro decieved me,, i was thinking marie antoinette paintings were going to pop up then shane's voice just quaked my insides
How TH-camrs respond to recieving a play button: Most TH-camrs: make a video about thanking all their subscribers for how far they’ve come Some youtubers: make a video cutting their play button in half, etc. Shane: carries it around his house sipping champagne off of it
Shane: BRING ME my smoke machine. Ryland: I'm not doing that. Shane: I'm sorry, did you not heAr me whEN I ASKED FOR MY SMOKE. MACHINE. * Ryland agrees to get it , Queen Shane goes back to being PETTY Queen Shane * I LITERALLY COULD NOT BREATHE 💀 1:42 .
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Is he still your queen
Nah
@@nanada3444 mY SIDE ACTUALLY HURTS FEOM HOW HARD IM LAUGHIYNG HOLY FUCK
yep
@@MrDawson777Paintball stanning a grown ass man who put gum he chewed in a teenage girls mouth isnt quirky or cute, and his content wasnt even good from the get-go
I still watch his videos because he’s funny but I do not Stan him. I don’t need to Stan him because I got my 7 bang tan boys :)
“YOURE LUCKY IM TRASH”
Kyah my epitaph
Mood tho
Me 😂
Literally me.
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *Cough* *Cough* eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
my favorite is when he breaks character and laughs at his own jokes
Yes
yessss
"somebody say something nice about me"
"you haven't killed yourself yet"
"...thank you!"
“HOWWWW DAREEEE YOUUUUU
TEAM SUPER WOULD NEVERRR!!
You’re lucky I’m TRASH!”
Me🤣
*SHLUURP*
Lilly needs to react to this 😂😂😂😂
*QUEEN ELIZABETH HAS BEEN FOUND DEAD WITH HER WIG SNATCHED*
THE CROWN IS CANCELLED
THE THRONE HAS BEEN STOLEN
Queen is QUAKING
567 likes hmmmm
ahh omg i’m the 666th like lmao
Ryland: "Let's make it heavy so they think it's expensive"
Shane: "me."
LMFAO
foucketboucket me too😂
foucketboucket Same tbh
Hello Papa Franku
foucketboucket haha
foucketboucket BWAAHAHAHAHA
that character is my life
Lika Meeee
Who says it's a character........... ;-)
Lol sorry
What “character”?
Character who??
4:35 i am living for the little 'ha'
XD
i fUcking lovE IT AAAA-
Shane: BRING ME MY SMOOOKKKEEE MAACCHHHHIIINNNE
Ryland: Im not doing it
Shane: *T-Rex’s over* DID YOU NOT HEAR ME WHEN I ASKED FOR MY....SMOOOKKEE MACHHIIINNEE!!!
Best scene ever 👏
You missed *walks like a T-Rex*
When Ryland was fanning him it was great
Ryland: oh let me fan you sir -knocks hat off-
I’m nom no. Nom...
No
No
No
No Shane
Please no
Time stamp?
I think of these Queen Shane moments whenever I'm watching something funny on TV and it's similar to this
Omg, the male version of The queen of hearts, but the queen of shookishness
Garrett Deppe YESS!!!!!!!!!!
Whoever dislikes this must perish
Garrett Deppe i want to like but i don't want to be the 6
Garrett Deppe
I AM SHOOKETH
Your royAl shookethness
*”bring me my ring light”*
*that’s james charles during his senior pictures*
Wynsar Neal *ive got the whole damn teapot my guy;)*
Lol
"what a funny book"
*proceeds to clean box with book*
i happen to agree with ur name
What a funny BEUWK!
OMG my favorite part
"You haven't killed yourself yet."
"Thank you."
Same
Um, isn't this video technically supposed to be about 30 years long? :/
Edit: Ty smm for so many likes :0
Anaya Siraj true af
you right lmaoo
Trueee
Anaya Siraj right true affff
True
If only drew was there to witness this. He would've made so many comments on it lmao
Katie omg same profile picc
I just made 666 likes
Katie ikr
Katie I see you everywhere this is the 5th time I've seen you in Dazs channel and shanes
Drew couldn’t be there he gave up the throne to shane
Shane: “People of my neighbourHOOD”
Garrett: “No one’s listening” 😂
BEST 14 MINUTES OF MY LIFE
i know
hahaha
And 44 seconds YOU MISSED THE 44 SECONDS sorry but you forgot why
ITS LIT ILL GO HOME en
ITS LIT ILL GO HOME ikr
I fucking love this character
Lucy P same she/he it needs a name
Lucy P same. This character is so funny and I love it
Same IS HE BRINGING BACK CHARACTERS??!?!!
Same
yellowpizza36 ._. yep
“YOU’RE LUCKY IM TRASH” 😂😂😂💀
Ashy 414
SAME
SHANE + DANIEL SEAVEY = MEEEE
ME WITH MY FRIENDS 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Ashy 414 SLLUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRPPPPP
Me tho
MEEEEEE
"DONT TOUCH IT! peasants arent allowed."
literally me
nightmare fredbear.
This should be called “Shane being himself for 14 minutes” or “Shane being my spirit animal for 14 minutes”
*73 Questions with Queen Shane* lmao
Katie yessss
He already did that on his channel
Shook no he did it without the queen character
Katie YASSSSS PLEAAAASSSEE
Katie YES
But Shane is always a queen... *ALWAYS*
Zm_11_jr - SO RIGHT!!! :3
Exactly!
Zm_11 _jr was that a HP reference?
Same! This video should be 24 hours long
Zm_11 _jr WAS BOUT TO SAY THE SAME THING
Shane: what’s this?
Gerret: oh, actually it’s really cool it...
Shane: IM BORED!!!
Shane: Someone say something nice about me..
Garrett: you haven’t killed yourself yet.
Shane: THANK YOU
Mayve Richards yess
"you'r lucky i'm trash."
will always be my favorite thing he's said lolol
mera savy such a mood lol
Depression = cured
Shane = queen
Pewdiepie = quaking
Shane's squad = shook
Hotel = trivagio
Edit: holy smokes that's a lot of likes
*Yes*
Trivago*
Awkward Time TRIVAGO!
Delivery < dejorno
Wig: snatched.
Tea: spit.
I love how he gasped after EVERY sentence 😂😂
"Oh god, why am I gay?"
- Garrett Watts
Connie Wonnie OwO when I read that it was playing at the exact same time 😂😂😂😂
Because he chose to be
@@xp8343 its not a choice but aight
Y can't he be as BI as Shane.
Shane : "You're lucky I'm trash" *slurps up spilled root beer*
Ryland: "I'm not doing it"
Shane: *waddles over to him with arms like a t-rex* "I'M SORRYY. DID YOU.NOT. HEAR.ME. WHEN. I.ASKED. FOR. MY. SMOKE. MACHINE"
"yes sir" haha
tbh the fact that 'hear me' turned into a link made it more accurate
Rose I replayed that a billion times XD
Rose Lmao
MACHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!
Shane: "someone say something nice to me
garret: "you haven't killed yourself yet!"
Shane: "thank you"
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MEEEE
WhyIstan BTS101 6:21
Me!!!
Right? So me
IKR
ME TOO
Garrett: why do you book like that?
Shane: bouk?
Shane: someone say something nice about me
Garret: you havent killed yourself yet
Shane : thank yoou
I'm dead this is so me
Doctor: You have 15 mins to live.
*goes to watch Shane being a queen*
taelicious hahah bro you Funny but girl tae is mine ily tho🖤🙄🤣😂🤞
taelicious oh by the way you can also watch a one minute video because it’s 14 seconds long
What if there's an ad?
taelicious MEEEEEEE
Cesar Vera its 14:44 so better than 14
"Can I ask you a question?"
" Hm? "
"Was it worth it"
"Nuh-uh"
I'M DEAAAD
ive watched this so much but that part still gets me
I'm sorry.... did you not *HEAR ME* when I *ASKED FOR* my *sMoKe mAcHiNe* okie yes sir
Geeky_Greatness SMOKE MACHINE
Geeky_Greatness yes
The fucking WALK he did made me cry. Look at his hands omg
Sofia Versalles omg SAME😭😂
Geeky_Greatness 1:49 😂🤣
Shane: "10 years of hard, hard work."
Garrett: "Can I ask you one question?"
Shane: "Hmm?"
Garrett: "Was it worth it?"
Shane: *shakes head in disagreement* "Mhm."
Garrett: Can I ask you a question?
Shane: Hmm?
Garrett: “*dId iT feEl GooD ThOugh??*”
Shane: *Internally screaming.**
My mom: * reads title *
* looks at me *
“Only 14 minutes?”
Ellie TV your mom is everything.
Minutes**
Hope Sucks You right
Sure that happened.🙃
R/thathappened
“Here’s to 10 million more!” .... well he made it!!
well i mean......hes not dead right
The moments when Shane breaks character are so great because you can tell how done he is with himself :'D
the way shane walked up to ryland when he said he won't do it, LMMAOOOOOO
same
It gets me everytime
THE ARMS LOLL
Genesis his hands have me crying laughing
Genesis ikr
*queen Elizabeth caught quaking in her castle*
Kewwie Playz 😂😂😂😂
Kewwie Playz which castle you on about she got about 4?
She be quacking in all them, like every other British person watching 😂 x
*palace sry I had to
Shane: -dinosaur walks towards Ryland-
Garret : "Oh god"
*”oh god.. why am i gay”*
2:17
😆
Me-
Me all de time
k.
Slimey Waffles *k*
Ryland: Let me fan you sir
*wind propeller motion*
xDDD
*-wind propeller motion 🅱️roke-*
*•L•O•L•*
"You're lucky I'm TRASH!"
* *STARTS TO SIP ROOTBEER OFF OF THE BUTTON CASE* *
😂
6:35 "heres to 10 million more! *pop* AHHHHHHHHH"
I'm laughing so hard right now.
It was such a real scream 😂😂
BRING ME MY SMOKE MACHINE
Gavin ...I'm not doing it XD
Cheyennerwby 03 I'm sorry, did you not hear me?! When I ASKED FOR MY SMOKE! MACHINE!!!!!!
Skye'z Art *laughs a bit and puts your tiara back on* ok yes sir XD
I literally read this comment as soon as Shane said it lol
Gavin Read it as he said it 😂😂😂
Garrett - “ why do you say book like that “
Shane “ bewk “
Supreeta Sagere what
Büch
Oh my gosh the gasps after every sentence gives me life
Apollo Enjolras shane: **GASP**
Shane: now before I do this someone say something nice about me
Garret: you haven't killed yourself yet
Shane: *stares intently at camera* thank you
"Now before I do this someone say something nice about me"
"You haven't died yet"
"thank you"
Me:lmao
"I won them all. I WON THEM ALL! AND Liza was there and she bowed at my feet And kissed my TOEEES!"
me
420
Drinking game:
Take a shot every time Shane gasps
Sarah Knuckles drunk in 14 mins, sounds fun 😂
Sarah Knuckles rip
Lmaooaoaoaao
Drunk
Sarah Knuckles you'd be 10 seconds in, already drunk 😂
"read this if you wanna be Instagram famous"
*Oh. Too late.*
DYING 🤣
"What a funny book"
Shane-"Bring me my smoke machine."
Ryland-"I'm not doing it"
Garrett-"Oh God"
Shane-"I'm sorry.Did you not hear me when I asked for MY SMOKE MACHINE!'
Gelasia Morgan booook**
Yeah haha
then he starts moving like a t-rex trying to do the robot XDDD
I know right?
Lol
“I DONT DRIVE ANYWAYS, I UBER HUUUUUU”
😂this is one of my favorite Shane characters.
zack parsley SAME
You know me so well....
zack parsley its not a character its his real self 😂 he's always a queen
Michelle Isnt Awesome Williams you are so right 😂
I miss it
Omg I’m crying as I watch this , he took the shot for 10 million more at 10 million and now **sniffle sniffle wheeze** he is **sobs**
🥺🥺🥺
"I'm sorry, did you not hEAR me, when i *asked* for my *SMOKE MACHINE???* "
Yes
Garret: Why do u say book like that
Shane: BUUUK
BRING me my BUHK. BOTH of them
Bhad Bhabie's New Bhuk.
GamingWithTori 6 you spell it like this *book*
Benjamin Amoon 😂😂😂😂😂
now what would that bhuk be called? (also if you have my comment "read aloud". It sounds exactly how shane says it lol.
1:50 A queen channelling their inner t-rex
Omg
“liza was there and she kissed my TaOes”
STOP I FUCKING FLEW
“I’m sorry. Did you not hear me when I asked for my SmOke MacHiNe?!?!”
Lmaooo😂😂😂 I’m dead
I love how he gasps after every sentence
Ava Batson yesss same
Shane with a fur coat and a tiara yelling at ryland about a smoke machine is my life
Anaia Baker same tho😂😂😂
Same 😂😂😂😂😂😂😉
Shane: " *TOOEEEEESSS* "
Me: *Laughs in tornado*
“We could contact some dead TH-camrs...
Actually, I can just do that by going through the contacts on my phone.”
*savage*
Shane breaking character every once in a while made this 100% better.
"You're lucky I'm trash" *sips soda off box*😂😂
0:00-14:44 I WAS WHEEZING FROM LAUGHING SO HARD 💀💀
"did you not hear me i said *BRING ME MY SMOKE MACHINE* "
Teryn Ellis I was DEAD 😂😂😂😂
1:02
HOW DARE YOU!!!
TEAM SUPER WOULD NEVER!!!!!
YOUR LUCKY I'm trash! *licks soda off of button case*
LMFAO!!!!!! XD
That part has me dead😂😂😂
Relatable just trash XD
*sucks. He sucks it. Lmao
"Did you not HEAR me when I ASKED for my SMOKE MACHINE"
Nico Sempai That's like one of my favorite parts 😂
His scream at 6:35 - I haven't laughed that hard in along time! LMAFO! 😂😂😂
garrett: can i ask you one question?
shane: hmm
garrett: was it worth it?
shane: shakes head
*laughter*
Your username is pure gold beebo would be proud XD
andrew’s giggles would’ve made this even more hilarious
Sailor Sparkle Garrett’s giggles were there though so it’s ok ❤️
@@saossurvive no, andrew's giggles are waaayyyyyyy better
Mohammed Aldossari idk I'm in love with both of them 🤓🥰
No thanks.
His queen gasps are everything
Aizzzlyn ! Yessssss!!!
100% agree 👌
queen Shane: AHHHH THAT SCARED ME!
Me: *on the floor dying* 😂😁😂😂😂 THAT HAS ME DEAD!!!!!
How is this video not 30 years long?
NOW I NEED A 20MILLION VERSION FOR THIS.
“DID YOU JUST PUT ME SODA ON MY PLAY BUTTON?!”😂😂😂😂💀💀
ITS GONNA LEAVE A RING
5:42 "that's what success sounds like " -water barely running-
i was watching history documentaries with this tab saved for later, and i accidently pressed this one and the music of the mini intro decieved me,, i was thinking marie antoinette paintings were going to pop up then shane's voice just quaked my insides
OMG
YAS KWEEN
😂😂😂😂
I’ve...never seen something more BEAUTIFUL IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
ITS LIT ILL GO HOME you’re profile pic😂😂😂
ITS LIT ILL GO HOME all we need is shane in our life
ITS LIT ILL GO HOME like
Nr 666😱
ITS LIT ILL GO HOME Why do I see you everywhere?
ITS LIT ILL GO HOME
This is my favorite video of all time...
"Where's.....Perry?" "Made up.."
Perry the platypus
TOM?!?!
nope, no Tom.
*kATiE??*
no Katie.
where’s... *perry?*
Made up.
How TH-camrs respond to recieving a play button:
Most TH-camrs: make a video about thanking all their subscribers for how far they’ve come
Some youtubers: make a video cutting their play button in half, etc.
Shane: carries it around his house sipping champagne off of it
Wolfish I mean it's better than all the others
Gabriella Oretega Definitely lmfao
Its the best one XD
Shane is such a queen 👌👌
Wolfish that's one of the thongs tat make him a queen
When Shane walks he looks like a t-rex (his arms xD)
Suga is TRIGGERED ARMY
*A R M Y* :D
Mama gay Trex
I found an army on Shane Dawson video
💜💜💜
*Why isn't this 29 years long?*
Because Shane is 29.
Cadence Stephens oof yeah u got a point
29 fake fan
Lyra Nelaana I know he's 29 I rounded though calm down
*realizes that it has been changed to 29*
MY JOKE HAS BEEN RUINED
“Why’d you say book like that?”
_“...bewk?”_
4:44
Garrett: “Can I ask you one question?”
Queen Shane: “Hm?”
Garrett: “Was it worth it?”
**Slowly shacks head**
Shacks
Yes I always shack my head
shacky shacky
SHAck im TRIGGERED
me after high school
While watching this my dad said Shane Dawson is a dork......
I screamed
HE IS A QUEEN
HE IS AN ICON
Sewer Rat Me
No, you should have screamed, *HOW D A R E Y O U U U*
Must be nice to have a dad
Shane: BRING ME my smoke machine.
Ryland: I'm not doing that.
Shane: I'm sorry, did you not heAr me whEN I ASKED FOR MY SMOKE. MACHINE. * Ryland agrees to get it , Queen Shane goes back to being PETTY Queen Shane * I LITERALLY COULD NOT BREATHE 💀 1:42 .
Ryland: ok yes sir.
SAME
Bryana Travieso same!!
Bryana Travieso same
I’m ded Bryana
Shane: Dear shane,
Garrett: "This is all gonna be made up.
LMFAO xD
in conclusion...
Shane doesn’t drive he ubers
Lol that's all we learned from this. Also hello fellow army💜
Everyone here is Army! Me too fam😂😂💜
*reads title*
Pfft since when was he not a queen
ikr 👌
GIRL SHUT UP HE THE QUEEN
ikr!
YOU'RE LUCKY I'M TRASH!!!
It kills me every time 😁😁
Tori .W *YOU'RE LUCKY I'M* trash
Tori .W I read that as he said it
Me
Olivia Gretchen samee
did anyone else come here to see what people r saying
Yes
Yes
Yep