That makes sense. I was wondering why they were paying for promotion for the first game when the first trailer for the second game dropped a month or two ago.
Ah, the spaghetti interchange. Every city needs to have one. The craziest, most complicated ans knotted interchange yet somehow still efficient. Such glorious road planning
@Ratkill9000 When my sister lived in Las Vegas for about two years, she would text our eldest sister that she was going to or coming home from work and that she loved us because she was scared of the spaghetti interchange when she made it home or to work, she replies just kidding to indicate that she was Alive. There were four of them between where she worked and her boyfriend's apartment.
@@EvolvedShrimp recently I found the origins of Grace. The Parkitect video, I'm pretty sure is the first video where he singles out Grace to be the test dummy.
There are sometimes completely reasonable things you can only do with Anarchy though, the amount of space the game wants to clear above a road is far more than it really needs, and I've really got to minimize the slope for that pedestrian overpass for cyclists and wheelchair users.
The one true problem of city skylines is the traffic all wants to go IN ONE FUCKING LANE. Mainly because theres bugger all you can do to encourage them differently.
There’s a mod called TM:PE that fixes that, also comes with a bunch of other AI changes you can toggle in settings and intersection managers so you can manage where each lane is allowed to go, and rules, and customize traffic lights, and setup road rules like no parking, speed limit, etc. you can also setup yield signs and stuff the list of things it adds is too much to add here
Because the pathfinding means the fastest way to destination. If that's their route, they will not change it no matter what. If it's traffic with 100 cars lining up? Nahh, that's fine. (Leaving the other lanes completely open) Cities Skylines horrible traffic AI was what caused My power plants failing. Yeah, power plants. Which every of my services rely on. I don't even have a single wind turbine or solar panel! But luckily, the upcoming Cities Skylines 2 got that covered! 👍 Edit: No matter how hard I try to fix it, It won't work.
@@TheMysticalSerpent Yeah, propably. Also the camp being protected by a single tree that has no protection around it so anyone can just kill it and doom the camp
I try my best to make actually good cities. And I'm the kind of person that uses mods for realistic parking requirements, population density, rush hours, etc. I basically use CS as a form of wish fulfillment for an actually well designed city instead of whatever the fuck America is doing.
I remember that in order to unlock a super building, you literally need a high percentage of the population to be sick. So the game literally encourages you to pump sewage into your water supply temporarily.
the ads on gold fm (i think thats how the 'radio station' is called) perfectly represent the game. they are so stupid and bad. highly recommend listening to them sometime
"Hi, I'm Mason, and I'm conducting the safety audit on... West Virginia? It's just a town, not the actual state of West Virginia." "So first off, I saw this giant stone column as I came into town, care to tell me what that's all about? ...It's full of what? That... no, you never build waste disposal UPHILL, it'll seep into the ground and- * sigh * Right, I'm just gonna..." * starts writing * "What is... is this supposed to be a road? What do you mean 'It works'?! Cars can't just- * car goes up the vertical road * What the-" "Ok, I'm getting a lot of complaints saying 'the school's a dump'. Did you provide enough funding for them to hire... * sees school * janitors... YOU BUILT A GARBAGE DUMP ON TOP OF THE SCHOOL?!" "Ok, I think we're just about done here. It's not looking good. You can probably expect a pretty hefty fine from the state in the mail soon..." * country roads starts playing * "?" Random citizen: "Oh no." * everyone starts screaming * "What's going on, why is... OH SH-"
I once did a city that had a sewage dam to produce power, and it actually kinda worked. I placed a few tourist attractions there as well, like a floating cafe and a pier.
@@superNova5837 the dam produced power with only the sewage the city of 70,000 generated. It wasnt a lot of power, and it was not a steady flow of power, but still. As I said, it kinda worked.
I feel like city skylines would be easier if traffic ai wasn’t so bad. My city has around 50 thousand residents and the streets in some parts are like those videos you see of Indian cities intersections so traffic jam’s appears then garbage and bodies pile up since all of their vehicles are stuck in the traffic Edit; my city now has 100 thousand people and I have improved traffic flow
As a Cities Skylines player, this is what every single of my cities looks like. (Just forgot about the dumps on every street corner as well as windmills placed unsafely close together)
"attempts"? Mind you, they were all very efficient and functional cities. You need _a lot_ of people to live comfortably in a place to fill an entire volcano with shit...
I accidentally did that because for some reason the treatment plant has way less reach so the network needed a sewage outlet but I placed that upstrean from the pump
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Nice
Sounds sick
That makes sense. I was wondering why they were paying for promotion for the first game when the first trailer for the second game dropped a month or two ago.
don't forget that the mayor somehow has the power to cause natural disasters on a whim
Lol they're still selling this game? It's years old by now
I wasn't paying attention and put a garbage dump right next to my water tower. Turned the game into a surprisingly dark epidemic simulator.
LMAO I did something similar! I thought that there was just a disease going through. Killed half my people lol.
A big chunk of my city's population died because I added a dam to a river and it caused the flow to briefly reverse.
@@pseudotasuki nooo! That’s terrible!
@ManWithTheHat LOL yup… I had to restart cause there were to many bodies. The hearses couldn’t get them all 😭
"Bro this water is garbage"
"And the taxes go to where?"
"I'm sorry, but you paid for the meteor strike?!"
I love your profile picture from Xbox 360 also no comments but 415 likes? Ima change that
yezzir
@@jackjefferson5166 I love how whenever us gamers see that profile we can always recognize it
@@dogerunner2171 true, I instantly recognized that Xbox 360 avatar. Good old days of the Minecraft legacy demo
Bellpepper reaction
Ah, the spaghetti interchange. Every city needs to have one. The craziest, most complicated ans knotted interchange yet somehow still efficient. Such glorious road planning
They are ao great, Las Vegas has one.
Now what you are describing is just every single Metropolis in the USA
@Ratkill9000
When my sister lived in Las Vegas for about two years, she would text our eldest sister that she was going to or coming home from work and that she loved us because she was scared of the spaghetti interchange when she made it home or to work, she replies just kidding to indicate that she was Alive. There were four of them between where she worked and her boyfriend's apartment.
don't forget that the mayor somehow has the power to cause natural disasters on a whim
bold of you to assume this isn't the case irl
@@CT-1035 I’d like to have a word with flint Michigan
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@@sonofliberty8872 yeah there ain’t much liberty in flint Michigan tbh.
how do you think they stay as mayor
You could make a whole series about this in which people submit their cities to you to get audited
I second this
I third this.
I fourth this
I fourth this
I fifth this
Now *this* is how you do an ad. I didn't even realize it was one until they explicitly said it.
then you dont realise it and move on
No, advertisements should be obvious from the outset.
@@davidbronstein2040 true true
RTgame fans: Wait until you hear about our terraforming tools and sewage system
spaghetti junction got a mention, that counts for something
That was the only thing I could think of during the entire video, let's hope he doesn't find it. ^_^
Honourable mention to Real Civil Engineer.
I think all of this was a reference from RTgames.
oh yes...
"Please make a better city then this"
*New Donk City being 1000 meters away from the ground*
And don’t even get me started on the insides of buildings and the underground
City IN the Skylines
RCE be like
HANDRAILS people! HANDRAILS!
HANDRAILS
Its a "Lets game it out" level of effort.
True
Josh made this world for grace and grace alone
@@EvolvedShrimp recently I found the origins of Grace. The Parkitect video, I'm pretty sure is the first video where he singles out Grace to be the test dummy.
@@Madpiggaming oh nice 👍🏻, i have watched Post Anthony videos multiple times so i get them confused sometimes.
Ever heard of GrayStillPays?
If Mason ever sees a city with the road anarchy mod, he would have a heart attack
There are sometimes completely reasonable things you can only do with Anarchy though, the amount of space the game wants to clear above a road is far more than it really needs, and I've really got to minimize the slope for that pedestrian overpass for cyclists and wheelchair users.
@@bishop8958 but it does also allow you to build dumps on top of schools and gaps in reality because it is really easy and fun to break
road anarchy can be used in 2 ways: break the game or bypass stupid placing rules to make a good city
@@twoslimes7251 and the former is a hell of a lot funner than the latter
@@dogsareawesome6663 Not for me.
Paradox really went ahead and paid jack to say "s**tsville"
Most common city names 😅
I mean, half of their other games are incest and eugenics simulators, so I don't think shitsville is over their line
His name is MASON💫
I mean, have you seen Paradox sponsorships? They really could not give less of a s**t
"I'm actually impressed it even functions"
Thanks, it's like UNO: The users do most of the work.
"The perfect ad doesn't exis-"
My famous last words.
💀
i didn't even realise it was an ad until i read this
why am i not mad and betrayed? why do i feel like i'd watch this again?
These are Zero Maximum's last words because he died after drinking his own piss
I thought this was SimCity in the beginning
And so, he died
The one true problem of city skylines is the traffic all wants to go IN ONE FUCKING LANE. Mainly because theres bugger all you can do to encourage them differently.
Lane mathematics.
In fairness, it's not completely divorced from reality.
There’s a mod called TM:PE that fixes that, also comes with a bunch of other AI changes you can toggle in settings and intersection managers so you can manage where each lane is allowed to go, and rules, and customize traffic lights, and setup road rules like no parking, speed limit, etc. you can also setup yield signs and stuff the list of things it adds is too much to add here
@@justinolsen488cities skylines 2 has it all fixed
Because the pathfinding means the fastest way to destination. If that's their route, they will not change it no matter what. If it's traffic with 100 cars lining up? Nahh, that's fine. (Leaving the other lanes completely open) Cities Skylines horrible traffic AI was what caused My power plants failing. Yeah, power plants. Which every of my services rely on. I don't even have a single wind turbine or solar panel!
But luckily, the upcoming Cities Skylines 2 got that covered! 👍
Edit: No matter how hard I try to fix it, It won't work.
I genuinely had no idea that this was an advertisement, it was so masterfully done, and I genuinely want to try the game now.
This is the way to do advertising. Not those minute long ad reads that everyone skips.
this is an ad?
@@suprise2311 yep, really impressive one
Shorts description (top right menu) says sponsored by Paradox, so this is an ad, ye
"The water's a bit tangy" 💀
Bro must've vomited his guts out after realising 😂
It probably came out the other hole
@@Anonymouslikemydad*_A Y O_*
I don’t get it
@@redskulldude9695 Poo water
@@redskulldude9695sewage water goes into drinking water pump
Dont forget the massive sewage pit overlooked by the eye of sauron or something
What is a spaghetti interchange that sounds terrifying
it is
Ah, an American eh? Don't have spaghetti junctions over the pond?
There a thing called a spaghetti junction in the UK. Don't ask me why it's called that cause I don't really know.
@@harrisonnightingale6600 cos it looks like spaghetti
@@harrisonnightingale6600 it's called a spaghetti junction because it is exactly what it sounds like
As a cities skylines player, this is how everyone’s first city was
3rd* 😢
20th*
And even more terrifying: real cities sometimes have problems like these... 😂
@@eduardomeurer3232 *cough* Flint, Michigan. *cough*
Same
This is literally like “let’s game it out” omg💀🤣
Ever heard of GrayStillPays?
this is some thing that "let's game it out" Josh would do
love that guy
Dude I said the exact same thing! 😂
RTGame would do this, Actually he did do this.
Or dangerously funny
I was about to do this then I saw yours lol
Congrats on the sponsorship! You deserve that.
High school? Never heard of it😂
Save kids from being traumatized by sending them straight to college from elementary.
@@AnhTrieu90 I feel like that would traumatize them in new and exciting ways
Did I go to "high school?" No, I went to 🍃high🍃 school.
please get this comment to 420 likes.
@@snakewithapen5489 exactly🥲
@@Salt_Master_Queue maybe try writing it in the main comment section as well
Who know how high can you get out there😉
Mason's realization at the end is golden, bro really casually drank it
Bot
@@Ratsarehomies I think I have lost count on how many times I have run into Heisenberg. I think it is a sign that I should finish breaking bad.
@@d.unterreiner161 yeah same
its golden, just like the drink
Yup
Ypu should do this with Camp Half Blood. Kids running around with swords propably counts as a violation
Also the fact that there's a rock climbing wall with no harnesses that shakes and pours lava on u
@@TheMysticalSerpent Yeah, propably. Also the camp being protected by a single tree that has no protection around it so anyone can just kill it and doom the camp
RT Game, CallMeKevin and Real Civil Engineer all start to sweat 😂
RT game did make a literal spaghetti interchange
Don't forget LetsGameItOut
*Real Civil Engineer/RCE
RCE casually making every roads to look like penises
So we gonna ignore martincitopants’ and RTgamrs poop volcanoes
Am I the only person attempting to build something normal?
Aber Natürlich.
But actually, no. I wanted to say bad cities give good Viewrates. But Teaville by Biffa (TH-cam) is also a normal city
I try my best to make actually good cities. And I'm the kind of person that uses mods for realistic parking requirements, population density, rush hours, etc. I basically use CS as a form of wish fulfillment for an actually well designed city instead of whatever the fuck America is doing.
@@bishop8958 there are mods for that?
I make poop dams
Am i ok
“The way it’s set up, we could all be drinking our- oh no.”
Perfectly describes my city, EXCEPT for the 9 nuclear plants placed beside each other.
Fr
high chance of a super nuke explosion.
what
Bro can't be bothered using wind
I remember that in order to unlock a super building, you literally need a high percentage of the population to be sick. So the game literally encourages you to pump sewage into your water supply temporarily.
Temporarily?
Nah, I built a dummy city to unlock the unique building for that. Drinking sewage water is forever their fate.
I just used a mod to unlock everything
the ads on gold fm (i think thats how the 'radio station' is called) perfectly represent the game. they are so stupid and bad. highly recommend listening to them sometime
With a recent update, you can do that to generate an insane amount of money
"Everyone could be drinking their own..."
So that's why it's called that.
This is the best ad I've seen in a while.
Ye
Agreed
If mason ever walked onto the scene of a letsgameitout incident, he'd probably implode
"What happens if i build everything using only handrails?"
Yeah, imagine him walking into his restaurant...or zoo...or theme park...or basically anywhere else xD
@@_jpg Could you imagine how long it would take to nit-pick at every detail, probably as long as an actual letsgameitout video lol
*Josh from Letsgameitout has enter the chat*
I actually kinda want to see the collab now
Lets Game it Out (Josh):. . . . okay were just gonna trap you in a isolated wall for forever
"Country roads....take me home!"
RTGame pride!!!
To the place
I belong!
Cities Skylines, take me home country roads!
@@luciejohnson4081WEST VIRGINIA
This feels like a direct shot at CallMeKevin
And I love them both
Get the poopvolcaino and we got rtgame
@@kiwigaming09 POOPVOLCANO POOPVOLCANO POOPVOLCANO
Lmao 😂😂
I can only imagine what would happen in the CS2 audit 💀
For a town named shitsville
Sewage in water is definitely intentional
Bro the spaghetti interchange??
Welcome to Birmingham
Jaden And Jackson created ads for cities skylines????? Holyshit cities skylines's marketing teams got taste
"Hi, I'm Mason, and I'm conducting the safety audit on... West Virginia? It's just a town, not the actual state of West Virginia."
"So first off, I saw this giant stone column as I came into town, care to tell me what that's all about? ...It's full of what? That... no, you never build waste disposal UPHILL, it'll seep into the ground and- * sigh * Right, I'm just gonna..." * starts writing *
"What is... is this supposed to be a road? What do you mean 'It works'?! Cars can't just- * car goes up the vertical road * What the-"
"Ok, I'm getting a lot of complaints saying 'the school's a dump'. Did you provide enough funding for them to hire... * sees school * janitors... YOU BUILT A GARBAGE DUMP ON TOP OF THE SCHOOL?!"
"Ok, I think we're just about done here. It's not looking good. You can probably expect a pretty hefty fine from the state in the mail soon..."
* country roads starts playing *
"?"
Random citizen: "Oh no."
* everyone starts screaming *
"What's going on, why is... OH SH-"
Hello fellow RTGame fan
W
"Everyone would be drinking their own..."
*Looks at glass*
"Oh no."
Had me dying XD
Don't worry it is sterilized
bro would have an aneurysm if he saw greystillplays cities
YES
Or RT Game's
I once did a city that had a sewage dam to produce power, and it actually kinda worked. I placed a few tourist attractions there as well, like a floating cafe and a pier.
Absolutely fucking not
Next or the sewage?!?
@@superNova5837 imagine trying to enjoy your latte and you just smell shit
@@superNova5837 the dam produced power with only the sewage the city of 70,000 generated. It wasnt a lot of power, and it was not a steady flow of power, but still. As I said, it kinda worked.
See, this is smart. The floating cafes and piers don't need restrooms. You can eat/drink, then when you really HAVE to go, you're already there.
I feel like city skylines would be easier if traffic ai wasn’t so bad. My city has around 50 thousand residents and the streets in some parts are like those videos you see of Indian cities intersections so traffic jam’s appears then garbage and bodies pile up since all of their vehicles are stuck in the traffic Edit; my city now has 100 thousand people and I have improved traffic flow
I hope to god Mason never visits any town I've ever made. He'd have an aneurysm.
He met Real Civil Engineer-
loll
Glad he didn’t find the strongest shape…
Wait till he meet let's game it out
“City skyline”
“Please make a better city than this”
-TheJacksonField
As a Cities Skylines player, this is what every single of my cities looks like. (Just forgot about the dumps on every street corner as well as windmills placed unsafely close together)
Dude did a safety audit on a city skylines design less psychotic than Greystillplayz…
Heh. Gotta love Graystillplayz!
Plis do saw
Like because it would have been so fu*king funny
RTGame’s Cities Skylines attempts in a nutshell
"attempts"? Mind you, they were all very efficient and functional cities. You need _a lot_ of people to live comfortably in a place to fill an entire volcano with shit...
RT: Makes a city.
City: Why do I hear boss music?
🎶 country roads... Take me home🎶
To the place I belong
Let’s Game It Out got half of a city underwater😂
He found out where the city name came from
got my city to 400k pop and 80% positive on traffic flow. was pretty proud of that.
GG! My traffic is terrible lol
He Reviews a typical Real Civil Engineer City. Expecially the Spaghetti-Interchange.
the first 3 seconds is how i see Kevin getting audited with his playthroughs
And RTgame
That city name was prophetic
I accidentally did that because for some reason the treatment plant has way less reach so the network needed a sewage outlet but I placed that upstrean from the pump
It's a miracle that the water looks so clean, too.
That was the smoothest ad I've seen in a while
the 10 miles of traffic backed up on the exit ramp enjoying the scenic view of 8 garbage incinerators
A safety inspector video on a hive city would be pretty cool ngl
Warhammer 40k hive city or something else?
@@NickAsNickName yep the 40k one
I love how you did the add and still made it as entertaining as the normal stuff
❤Repent and turn away from your sin and turn to Jesus because he gave his life on the cross for you and Jesus loves you❤❤❤. amen btw im not forceing or judging you im asking you🎉🎉🎉
I need an entire series of someone auditing RCE’s Engitopia :))
I would kill for a safety Audit for Wuhu Island from Wii Sports Resort/Pilotwings Resort/Wii Fit Plus.
I never knew how badly I needed this until I read your comment 👀
That volcano DEFINITELY didn't have handrails
...have you heard about the guy who 100% fixed the traffic with a spaghetti junction? Not only does it work, it was the solution all along 😂
At some point Mason needs to either get a huge raise or the Medal of Honor with half the stuff he goes through
Me, putting all the water towers in the industrial districts
Josh from Let’s Game it Out probably designed this city
this is what happens when call me Kevin plays it, minus the meteors
"Tastes a bit tangy."
and if he did graystillplays, then he would see a total lack of morals and most nice things.
of course the truth wouldn't get out since well, no one disrupts grays plans and lives to the next day
It's a bit tangy 💀
Ahh, the water gave it away, welcome to Flint
On the topic of city’s skylines I had a city and a lot of people where getting sick and I didn’t know why and I was just bulldozing all the houses and rebuilding them and made the comment is everybody just drinking a glass of pee in the the morning and they were in fact drinking sewage we now call this the great poop disaster of 2026 it was also in December
Ladies and gents, this is how you do an ad
You forgot the industrial zone right next to the residential zone.
Dont forget realcivilengenear’s architect island and the crap volcano with cruise ships goong strait up the waterfall
wait till mason see's real civil engineer's city💀
His Architect city 😂
@@MusikgodThanatos you did engitopia dirtier than the water💀
I swear mason has the immune system of a god and the problem solving skills of Albert Einstein
I made a lake "poopllution" and it overflowed with how much crap was in there and flooded half my city😂😂
Please make this a whole series of cities that get audited- I swear, you'd never run out of content!
Mason would have a field day with the Imperium of Man from Warhammer 40k, and I will hire him for it
Looks like something Josh would make. Wait, I think he did? Maybe?
ironic how he has a paid promotion, but hes talking about how trash and unrealistic the city is 🤣
I’m pretty sure you just looked at a graystillplays cities skyline build
To be fair, actual real life cities have made the water supply sewage mistake.
"Please make a city better than this"
Great line, should be th game motto.
you should watch letsgameitout play it if you havent already
That defeated "please make a city better than this" got me howling
I bet there are cities actually like this. (Outside the sewage part)
Me who makes the worse city ever for my people to suffer:😀👍
I’ve at least done the last part 7 times and wondered why everyone was dead
Did anyone catch the fucking anime woman on the paper
Bro madea short abt letsgameitouts city💀🔥🔥🔥