Fun fact about Dora: Canonically she's a video game character from a point and click game. That's why she asks the audience stuff and a blue mouse cursor clicks on the answer. You can even see the computer playing the game in the original intro sequence.
I completely forgot about that, but now that you remind me, I remember understanding that as a child. (I used to play pretend that I was a main character in a point and click game like that lol, I was incredibly young. It explains where I got that inspiration from tho)
"THEN WHY DOESN'T THE GOVERNMENT LET PEOPLE GO TO ANTARCTICA!? BECAUSE ITS A WALL AROUND THE EARTH SO THAT PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THAT TGE EARTH IS FLAT, BUT I KNOW BECAUSE I'M NOT A FOOL!" Summary of a guy's argument I actually heard lmao.
@@hondaaccord1399No way! It's almost like everything is tied to math in some way! Did you know that you're 70% water, and if you take away 3.4% it becomes 66.6%? So scary!!! 😮😮😮😮
Bro acts like he just discovered math, and made no sense. I wasn't creeped out by it, I was just intrigued at how the numbers interacted, because I never looked at a clock that way.
I think the thing that confuses me most about Flat Earther's is this. They always say "We're being lied to" but... why? If the Earth was actually flat, what does ANYONE gain by lying to us and telling us the Earth is a globe? "Control"? Control over what exactly??? I don't think people suddenly turn into mindless puppets if they're told the Earth is round? Genuinely doesn't make sense to me.
I once took my trash out in my condo on Mars, and I saw some random robot lookin' thing take pictures of it. Like bruh I'm tryna live my life on another planet. I ended up destroying it though. It was mostly an accident. Mostly
@@edmardisla8492 I haven't watched Dora since I was like 7 and can't remember anything that happened last week so I might not be the most reliable source, but isn't asking where she wants to go? Like, you need to tell a GPS where you're going in order for it to give you instructions. Also, doesn't she still look at the map for guidance? If so then that would imply that even if Map doesn't know everything he still can tell her where to go.
In the paraphrased words of Milo Rossi and many others: "we shouldn't have to prove what has a ton of evidence already, they have to provide evidence for their insane theories"
Not sure how would it apply to fictional work, any creator just force the audience to guess, such as BnL from Pixar. James Cameron have to proof that the wooden plank can't fit two people
@@NubbyDubby Nah as a non lizard I would definitely reply "Are you high right now?" therefore you must be a lizard, my amazing reasoning skills tell me so
The ironic thing is that even if you are not a lizard person you would still say I'm not a lizard person because why would you lie about that it serves no purpose and if you are a lizard person you would want to lie about that And now you have a paradox
Conspiracy theory logic is literally: Celebrity- I am not a Lizard. 1 random scientist- That’s sounds like something a lizard would say Conspiracy theorists- write that down! WRITE THAT DOWN!
You literally can't win with these people. "I'm not a lizard" "THEY'RE DENYING" (Obviously joking) "Maybe I am a Lizard" "I KNEW IT! THEY'RE OBVIOUSLY BEING SERIOUS ABOUT THIS HOW DOES NOBODY CARE???"
Here‘s something dark you might not know about belts. They hold up your pants which means they have a grasp on you and that’s actually kinda scary 😮. 🌎
The thing about the "Clock theory" that infuriates me is that would actually be a cool fact, if they didn't try to make a conspiracy conclusion out of it
The last guy doesn't realize that the atmosphere exists... the sun's light is scattered throughout and lower wavelengths are reflected. If I knew him I would just show him any of those videos meant for 6 year olds about why the sky is blue... I hope he would be able to understand that. Also, he doesn't think that water is blue, right? Ocean water is blue because it is reflecting the sky, not the other way around. When he turns on the faucet in his home, does blue water come out? If so, there's either a massive plumbing problem in his area or someone is playing a prank on him.
he also apparently doesnt realize that the difference between the sun and other stars is that... they are kinda incomprehensibly further away from us than the sun
@@juhis5936 I do wonder. They'll fit right in, because we were once them, as much as you hate to think about it.(Not in the screen addicts type but in the cringe as hell type)
the name kinda has the same vibe as that trope in tv shows and shit where somebody has to come up with a fake name on the spot and they go like "uhhhh Desk.... Chair... man...."
there are different levels of blindness. 😂 not everyone who is blind is completely blind; you can have partial blindness the same way you can have partial deafness. typically these are systems in the body which degrade slowly over time in those that were born healthy.
Siri backwards being Iris is actually kinda smart if that was intentional. also their battery power is called Apple Juice and you can't change my mind.
the funniest part is that the guy tried to link the “eye” of iphone and the “iris” of siri but then never says how it’s bad that eyes are supposedly connected to iphones
Ok I am not very religious but IT WAS NEVER STATED IN THE BIBLE THAT THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT WAS AN APPLE! ADAPTATIONS ALWAYS PORTRAY IT AS ONE BECAUSE OF ITS POPULARITY!
My father believes the earth is flat and he is an absolute nightmare. Once he sat me down for 4 hours about how the earth is flat and that pedophiles exist because we’re taught there is an infinite universe. I am so glad I left
Anyone ever played the base builder "surviving mars?" If you don't have good enough education systems, a flat mars movement can start among the Martianborn.
12:40 *[BREAKING KNEWS]* Local man discovers that if you subtract a number by 1 and add another number by 1, they both equal the same *[BREAKING KNEWS]* *[BREAKING KNEWS]* amount from before *[BREAKING KNEWS]*
To be fair, I think the sirens comment just meant that sirens, not mermaids, were the acient greek cryptids that seduced men from afar to murder them once they got too close.
At first when I saw the iPhone conspiracy theory, I was just bracing myself to hear something like "tHe fRoOt rEprEsEnts tHe fiRsT sIn". Then they start talking about eyes and I let my guard down and then they disappointed me anyway...
Honestly he really lost it immediately with the clock thing because he's saying everything across from each other equals 12, but then when you get to 6 and 12, 6 + 12 does not equal 12. It worked with every other number except for 6 and 12 so what they said was 6 + 6 is 12 which is true but there's not two sixes on the clock.
Conspiracy theorists: instead of saying something that makes sense im immediately going to assume that it’s useless and doesn’t makes sense and this crazy thing is wrong! Actual smart people:it’s this obviously
First time finding this channel! My first thought was ‘wow this dude looks like FunkyFrogBait cosplaying Kurtis Connor’ but my second was that this is some good content! Keep it up!
10:38 No the Dude is actually right the Video is obviously fake but the dude describing what happened would only be true for a Siren and not a Mermaid if they were real which they aren’t 😂
Okay so the moon 'theory' really pisses me off for some reason so I'm gonna rant about it for a minute. The day/night cycle is caused by the rotation of the Earth. When it's day, the sun is on your side of the globe relative to your position and night is when the sun is on the other side of the globe. Easy concept. The reason night isn't as bright as the day is because the moon isn't a star. The moon is a chunk of rock that broke off the Earth during its formation, so it does not emit its own light. What it does do is reflect the sun's light, which isn't as much as the sun generates obviously. This also helps explain the phases of the moon, as the Earth blocks the path of the sun at different parts during the rotation creating Earth's shadow on the moon. This is why there's more light during a full moon, there's more surface area for the light of the sun to reflect back on Earth. All of this I learned in school, and anyone can learn by just Googling this shit. I'm sure anyone reading this likely already knows at least some of it, but I like to rant about science occasionally. Or rant about anything really. All that being said, thanks for listening to my Ted Talk.
Yeah that was driving me crazy. Honestly this particular guy really made me go "some middle school science teacher out there really failed at making sure every student understood the course"
I like how conspiracy theories could be a good way to teach kids. Like that guy saying that sky should be darker but then explaining why it isn't. Actually now that I'm thinking about it teachers might actually have to teach kids that way or they might start believing conspiracy theories as they become more accessible.
@@divinegamer3669 It doesn't really matter what we teach kids. Once misinformation like this becomes this widespread, it'll just lead to people not trusting actual academics for fear they're lying. Conspiracy theories all rely on the idea that most of the world is being intentionally hidden from us, when people start genuinely believing this shit on a wide scale it stands to reason the mistrust will grow with it. Only this time we won't be able to rally people together by proposing solutions to our problems - all our problems will be illusions with no solutions, all fueled by mistrust and misinformation.
It was also probably translated as “Apple” In newer versions as “Apple” used to be the word for any fruit, that’s why they are called cashew *apples* and pine *apples* despite not being from the same genus as apples.
The reason the guy said it’s a siren is because in mythology sirens would attract sailors to hit rocks so they die and they do it by pretending to be a mermaid
Interestingly, in greek mythology Sirens were actually dipicted as being more half-bird half-women looking beings, and they temped Odessius not only through song but by his desire for knowledge. Them being changed to apear similar to merfolk came later, due to merfolk also being dipicted as killing sailors, though in their case it's by directly drowning them rather than having them ram their ships into rocks
The sky is blue because the molecules of various gasses that make up our atmosphere reflect light similar to the way water does, but it is much less dense so we don't experience as much resistance from the air as we do water. but basically the sky reflects blue light and absorbs the rest of the colors. the blue light scatters making the sky not appear dark, but blue. (I know many people already know this but it is still a really cool fact.)
Of course Iphones are terrifying, you spend thousands of dollars on Carp that doesn’t even work as well as a Samsung or even a Google, just for your new IPhone to not work like 8 months after you by it
Probably someone's drunk aunt or uncle at a family gathering hundreds or thousands of years ago. I've heard my drunk aunt say real dumb shit before. Its always exactly who you expect.
that clock theory had me laughing. Don't tell them about a color wheel.... they would start some shit like "It's a conspiracy because the primary colors never touch and are never across from each other!!!" LOL!
Yes and the alleged 'ice wall' would either have been thrown to space because of centrifugal forces or, if Earth's mass was greater at the middle it would have collapsed..
This whole video reminds me of this one time my dad talked about how "all bar code numbers add up to 666 if you do some simple math!" and then also went on about how led lightbulbs give you cancer
When I was 5, my brother convinced me the earth was flat. He said the only reason it was a sphere was because our eyes were round - and we saw the earth as round. However it was actually flat.
12:46 it's almost as if... The clock was designed to tell time based around 12 hour integers??? Surprising I know Now try dividing the hour numbers by two, then multiplying them by 10 and you get the amount of minutes that each hour represents The more you know ✨🌍
For those that wonder what I mean: Any number that is the product of multiplying by 9, when separating its numbers into single digits and adding those together will equal 9. Example: 9×2=18. 1+8=9.
Fun fact about Dora: Canonically she's a video game character from a point and click game. That's why she asks the audience stuff and a blue mouse cursor clicks on the answer. You can even see the computer playing the game in the original intro sequence.
So "Swiper no swiping" is basically just clicking the "defend" button.
@@Tomy_Lightning pretty much. You gotta press that button quickly though.
Is just a theory.. a theory what irl would happend if dora was real.
I completely forgot about that, but now that you remind me, I remember understanding that as a child. (I used to play pretend that I was a main character in a point and click game like that lol, I was incredibly young. It explains where I got that inspiration from tho)
I used to love Dora. That was such a unique approach
I think we need to start calling it the "Flat Earth Delusion" instead of a theory. lol.
That would be a lot more accurate. 😂
@@PWNsoldierwe need asylums for some of those people.
"THEN WHY DOESN'T THE GOVERNMENT LET PEOPLE GO TO ANTARCTICA!? BECAUSE ITS A WALL AROUND THE EARTH SO THAT PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THAT TGE EARTH IS FLAT, BUT I KNOW BECAUSE I'M NOT A FOOL!" Summary of a guy's argument I actually heard lmao.
Like okay bro go there, see why humans generally don't 🙄
Yeah, because a theory is a hypothesis with substantial evidence, and every bit of “evidence” for flat earth can be disproven by _actual_ science
That clock one is wild it’s almost like a sequence of ascending and descending numbers add up to the same wowwwww that’s crazy
It's almost like mathematics are a tight computational system that has been being observed and worked on for thousands of years
@@hondaaccord1399No way! It's almost like everything is tied to math in some way! Did you know that you're 70% water, and if you take away 3.4% it becomes 66.6%? So scary!!! 😮😮😮😮
Ikr? So crazy
Bro acts like he just discovered math, and made no sense. I wasn't creeped out by it, I was just intrigued at how the numbers interacted, because I never looked at a clock that way.
12+-1=12 🤯🤯🤯
I think the thing that confuses me most about Flat Earther's is this. They always say "We're being lied to" but... why? If the Earth was actually flat, what does ANYONE gain by lying to us and telling us the Earth is a globe? "Control"? Control over what exactly??? I don't think people suddenly turn into mindless puppets if they're told the Earth is round? Genuinely doesn't make sense to me.
It doesn't even work trying to stop people from traveling. If you can't travel this way, just go in the opposite direction and you'll still get there.
Simply, a flat earth is biblical. Four corners. So, of course, the devil would lie about that as well. 💁♀️
@@MissGayleEnlightens what bro blabin about
Off topic, but OMG ANOTHER OBEY ME FAN, YOOOOO
@@MissGayleEnlightens when did the Bible say the earth is flat bruh 😭
i love how he said a map is designed to help visually impaired child when a map requires you to see
The map talks
@@voradorhylden3410but it only ever tells her where to go, not how to get there, meaning she has to read it to actually get anywhere.
I can’t wait until will go live on mars and then people think earth was fake.
OMG YOURE SO RIGHT
the earth becomes the new australia 😎
and flat mars theory
Bro had a vision 💀
what do you mean “Was”
I believe cats ruled the world, and that the pyramids in Egypt were built as big cat scratchers
That's not a conspiracy theory, that's just history
@@kitsunemusicisfire And that's the joke
@@kitsunemusicisfireyep
I think we all know this is true, i mean this is basic history.
LOL!
Nah mate. Still convinced Dora is blind. She saw that poster with echolocation like Daredevil.
Dora is my favorite marvel superhero
Omg you're here
@@BeanMan-The-bean I am!
400 points from Dora
Sup mate
2:25 BLIND PEOPLE STILL BLINK
THANK YOU THIS GOING UNADDRESSED WAS BOTHERING ME
In theory, if the eye was completely gone, would you still instinctively blink?
18:11 "don't quote me on that, I don't want to get sued... by, uh, by the Sun"
Puts garbage out at the start of garbage pickup day.
Get home from work and garbage is gone.
Conspiracy theories: "Aliens"
I once took my trash out in my condo on Mars, and I saw some random robot lookin' thing take pictures of it. Like bruh I'm tryna live my life on another planet. I ended up destroying it though. It was mostly an accident.
Mostly
I dont think dora is blind but i can totally believe that she needs glasses
fr
LOL FR
FR😂
Tbf very few blind people are 100% blind, that's why the term "Legally blind" exists
ah, a map, my favorite tool to help the visually impaired.
I suppose a talking map is better than a regular one.
@@heddevh I guess, but doesn’t the map need help finding places? Would defeat the purpose of helping someone visually impaired
So every character is disabled?
Not only that. A map that *ASKS YOU WHERE TO GO*
@@edmardisla8492 I haven't watched Dora since I was like 7 and can't remember anything that happened last week so I might not be the most reliable source, but isn't asking where she wants to go? Like, you need to tell a GPS where you're going in order for it to give you instructions. Also, doesn't she still look at the map for guidance? If so then that would imply that even if Map doesn't know everything he still can tell her where to go.
In the paraphrased words of Milo Rossi and many others: "we shouldn't have to prove what has a ton of evidence already, they have to provide evidence for their insane theories"
true, thats actually a logical fallacy, burden of proof is upon those who make a claim, not the other way around
Not sure how would it apply to fictional work, any creator just force the audience to guess, such as BnL from Pixar. James Cameron have to proof that the wooden plank can't fit two people
14:49 the most hilarious thing about this theory in the beginning, he is holding an iphone.
Wouldn't "I am not a lizard" be JUST the thing a lizard would say, though? Hmmmm????
Dawg you are so thirsty for top comment😭🙏
No, thats something that a non-lizard would say... Which means that we are all lizards.
If lizards could talk
Then still no
@@NubbyDubby Nah as a non lizard I would definitely reply "Are you high right now?" therefore you must be a lizard, my amazing reasoning skills tell me so
The ironic thing is that even if you are not a lizard person you would still say I'm not a lizard person because why would you lie about that it serves no purpose and if you are a lizard person you would want to lie about that
And now you have a paradox
Conspiracy theory logic is literally:
Celebrity- I am not a Lizard.
1 random scientist- That’s sounds like something a lizard would say
Conspiracy theorists- write that down! WRITE THAT DOWN!
You are sounding awful reptilian over there lol
You literally can't win with these people.
"I'm not a lizard"
"THEY'RE DENYING"
(Obviously joking) "Maybe I am a Lizard"
"I KNEW IT! THEY'RE OBVIOUSLY BEING SERIOUS ABOUT THIS HOW DOES NOBODY CARE???"
less talkin more content please this was hard to watch homie
Dont answer @@NixityNullt
@@NixityNullt Alternatively, if they do say they are a lizard, conspiracy theorists will say "It's a psy op to make us think lizards are real!!"
Here‘s something dark you might not know about belts. They hold up your pants which means they have a grasp on you and that’s actually kinda scary 😮. 🌎
XD
Brb burning all belts
Ur belts hold up ur pants, but… ur pants have little loops that hold up ur belt…
That’s wild
HUHH wah HUHHHHHH!?!?!?,
No wonder Aliens wont communicate with us 💀💀
Underated comment 😂😂
Best comment 😂
The thing about the "Clock theory" that infuriates me is that would actually be a cool fact, if they didn't try to make a conspiracy conclusion out of it
Paul Logan is my favourite Puerto Rican resident
You mean Rican Puerto
your both wrong he's a lizard
Finally someone who sees the truth
@@anndoe-q2uwasn’t he a fish? 😂
@@ev14lyn he's a siren
The last guy doesn't realize that the atmosphere exists... the sun's light is scattered throughout and lower wavelengths are reflected. If I knew him I would just show him any of those videos meant for 6 year olds about why the sky is blue... I hope he would be able to understand that.
Also, he doesn't think that water is blue, right? Ocean water is blue because it is reflecting the sky, not the other way around. When he turns on the faucet in his home, does blue water come out? If so, there's either a massive plumbing problem in his area or someone is playing a prank on him.
he also apparently doesnt realize that the difference between the sun and other stars is that... they are kinda incomprehensibly further away from us than the sun
Maybe his water *is* blue and there's lead in it. It's not so far fetched to believe that
And also has he ever looked at anything? Like things that are large look smaller when they are far away
There's a good reason tiktok has been full banned in 6 countries, part banned in much more.
do you ever wonder what's gonna happen to society when the kids of today's age eventually have to become productive members of society
nope i mind my own business 😂@@juhis5936
@@juhis5936terrible things
@@foxbunsYou mind your own business so well that you interject your own irrelevant opinion that no one asked for
@@juhis5936 I do wonder. They'll fit right in, because we were once them, as much as you hate to think about it.(Not in the screen addicts type but in the cringe as hell type)
New theory, Dora is not blind but she needs glasses.
13:31 yes maths is scary because my teacher was a creep and he never taught us maths
Conspiracy theorists are gonna lose it when they realize the sky is actually a flavor of violet that we can't see so we interpret it as blue
Did you taste it? /J
I thought the sky being a voilet 'color' was common knowledge.
Yes I too like the taste of the violet flavor
wait what
If we cant see it, is it a color?
That would also imply that infrared and ultraviolet are colors
Do you think flat earthers are just playing the long game in hopes someone will give them a free trip to space to prove them wrong?
No no, he's got a point
A flat earther spent their own money to be proved wrong
SHIT, I am about to become a Flat Earther.
They'd probably say that the windows are secretly just tv screens showing them false images
its gotta be at least a non-zero number
Steve Jobs named his company Apple because he was on a specific diet and liked apples better than most fruits.
the name kinda has the same vibe as that trope in tv shows and shit where somebody has to come up with a fake name on the spot and they go like "uhhhh Desk.... Chair... man...."
@@juhis5936 "Uhhhhhh, Pea...... uhhhhh um Tear.... Griffin.
My name is Peter Griffin!
Awww :( "
NO ITS THE ORIGINAL SIN, MY UNCLE WHO WORKED AT STEVE JOBS TOLD ME
This is like saying “ did you know that water isn’t actually wet” like wtf are these people on
It's called the woke mind virus.
15:00 The i in iPhone actually stands for "Internet"
Simple Google searches can show you so much lol
bro the fact that the video said a map was useful to visually impaired child was wild
Talking map. Dora isn’t deaf.
@@Ratsos12she aint blind either 😭
@@pzzxxxxzz6520 😂😂😂😂
@@Ratsos12Why even use a map then? GPS can do that too, so can a radio
@@trulynotsimon ??? I don’t think Dora has gps or radio, just a magic talking map that can guide her even if she’s blind.
3:19 how tf is a blind person going to use a map 😭
Well tbf it's a talking map
@@michajerchel7350 dont support the blund dora theory 😂
She honestly believes anyone watching gives a sh-- if there even is an audience, so I believe it sort of ironically
there are different levels of blindness. 😂 not everyone who is blind is completely blind; you can have partial blindness the same way you can have partial deafness. typically these are systems in the body which degrade slowly over time in those that were born healthy.
@@foxbunsSo you’re trying to argue about how Dora is blind?
Excellent, another Jackson Field video so I can relax while lubricating my fake human skin, it gets so itchy on my lizard man scales.
Try Vaseline extreme repair , great for the neck scales
@@isaaismail3676thx
Or try some olive oil. Also works great for sticking things up your a-
butter works
Well I've been using baby oil for my belly scales but not sure if it's lizard doctor approved
02:50 if Dora's blind, why would she need a blindfold?
The iPhone was had me rolling. 😂First off, every phone most likely listens to you, but like what ya gonna do? :D
Jackson Field is now a certified Google Debunker squad member. Welcome to the club dawg.
Brave googledebunker soldier o7
Google debunkers, squad up! o7 to commander Milo!
o7
I have found my people…
The googledebunkers
Yes. Googledebunkers unite!
Siri backwards being Iris is actually kinda smart if that was intentional.
also their battery power is called Apple Juice and you can't change my mind.
turns out siri was named after Norse words and apple was inspired by an apple orchard in Oregon that Steve Jobs visited
the funniest part is that the guy tried to link the “eye” of iphone and the “iris” of siri but then never says how it’s bad that eyes are supposedly connected to iphones
@@timmeh08 If you know, you know.
And if you find out, you let me know.
@@firedingo5 So it’s a complete coincidence then?
@@Miss.M-ho5xh i don’t know can you please tell me
Ok I am not very religious but IT WAS NEVER STATED IN THE BIBLE THAT THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT WAS AN APPLE! ADAPTATIONS ALWAYS PORTRAY IT AS ONE BECAUSE OF ITS POPULARITY!
There’s a depiction of the fruit as a mushroom somewhere.
That’s actually super interesting. I never knew that
@@John_the_Paul I ain't ever letting the person who depicted that cook again..
YES THANK YOU!!
I think it was a popular yummy fruit like mango or watermelon or even strawberry.
Nah when he was like:
“Oh my god it spells iris!?”
**long pause**
“What does that- what does that mean?” 💀
My father believes the earth is flat and he is an absolute nightmare. Once he sat me down for 4 hours about how the earth is flat and that pedophiles exist because we’re taught there is an infinite universe. I am so glad I left
H-how tf did that conversation go from flat earth to pedos to.. the infinite universe?
@ he said that we’re taught the universe has no boundaries, so people have no boundaries either… I think he was high
Maybe the Real Craziest Conspiracy Theories are the friends we made along the way
This should not have made me laugh like it did
No, i want my f***ing treasure
call my friends a conspiracy theory because they are not real
Horrifying to consider, thank you
@@Bla_bla_bla939 my ass is like the earth, they say it's flat but it's round af
Anyone ever played the base builder "surviving mars?" If you don't have good enough education systems, a flat mars movement can start among the Martianborn.
“The sun is a proximal star, that’s 95 million miles away”
Wait until he finds out how far light can travel
He's off by 2 million miles. It's actually 93 million miles.
12:40
*[BREAKING KNEWS]* Local man discovers that if you subtract a number by 1 and add another number by 1, they both equal the same *[BREAKING KNEWS]*
*[BREAKING KNEWS]* amount from before *[BREAKING KNEWS]*
Imagine if Dora WAS blind though... that would mean she was lost and someone gave her a map. Think about that for a moment.
I feel bad for old people who can't tell the difference between ai and real photos/videos
When that clock person learns what a dice is they'll shit themselves
Imagine eating an apple and your friend starts yapping about how you symbolized the first sin
iPhone stands for eye, ain't no way he stole the damn Futarama joke
The funniest part of the "Its a siren" comment, before I saw it I also said "That's a siren not a mermaid"
To be fair, I think the sirens comment just meant that sirens, not mermaids, were the acient greek cryptids that seduced men from afar to murder them once they got too close.
At first when I saw the iPhone conspiracy theory, I was just bracing myself to hear something like "tHe fRoOt rEprEsEnts tHe fiRsT sIn". Then they start talking about eyes and I let my guard down and then they disappointed me anyway...
I was actively losing braincells at the "sun is not actually a star" theory
no, our sun is a sun not a star
@@haleybrown8197Stars are distant suns. Our sun is a distant sun to other planets. Therefore, our sun is a star.
The sun is a deadly laser
Honestly he really lost it immediately with the clock thing because he's saying everything across from each other equals 12, but then when you get to 6 and 12, 6 + 12 does not equal 12. It worked with every other number except for 6 and 12 so what they said was 6 + 6 is 12 which is true but there's not two sixes on the clock.
Brother is secretly a 3yr old 17:11
The trying to lure people in/ hypnotising them is very famously a trait of sirens (hence the term of "sirens call")
🌏 Alternative title: Getting angrier and angrier at dumber and dumber people for 21 minutes
Dumb and dumber
Tweedledee and tweedledumber
Absolute idiot
Conspiracy theorists: instead of saying something that makes sense im immediately going to assume that it’s useless and doesn’t makes sense and this crazy thing is wrong!
Actual smart people:it’s this obviously
First time finding this channel! My first thought was ‘wow this dude looks like FunkyFrogBait cosplaying Kurtis Connor’ but my second was that this is some good content! Keep it up!
As the Representitive for the Erm Actually Collective, I'm struggling not pointing out the obvious.
I love how some people will actually defend this stuff with their life even though there is literally no evidence
Sad, But Funny
Flat earthers are a different breed dude
10:38 No the Dude is actually right the Video is obviously fake but the dude describing what happened would only be true for a Siren and not a Mermaid if they were real which they aren’t 😂
Okay so the moon 'theory' really pisses me off for some reason so I'm gonna rant about it for a minute.
The day/night cycle is caused by the rotation of the Earth. When it's day, the sun is on your side of the globe relative to your position and night is when the sun is on the other side of the globe. Easy concept.
The reason night isn't as bright as the day is because the moon isn't a star. The moon is a chunk of rock that broke off the Earth during its formation, so it does not emit its own light. What it does do is reflect the sun's light, which isn't as much as the sun generates obviously. This also helps explain the phases of the moon, as the Earth blocks the path of the sun at different parts during the rotation creating Earth's shadow on the moon. This is why there's more light during a full moon, there's more surface area for the light of the sun to reflect back on Earth.
All of this I learned in school, and anyone can learn by just Googling this shit. I'm sure anyone reading this likely already knows at least some of it, but I like to rant about science occasionally. Or rant about anything really. All that being said, thanks for listening to my Ted Talk.
Yeah that was driving me crazy. Honestly this particular guy really made me go "some middle school science teacher out there really failed at making sure every student understood the course"
I like how conspiracy theories could be a good way to teach kids. Like that guy saying that sky should be darker but then explaining why it isn't. Actually now that I'm thinking about it teachers might actually have to teach kids that way or they might start believing conspiracy theories as they become more accessible.
I'm starting to think many conspiracy theorists are actually victims of "unschooling."
@@divinegamer3669 It doesn't really matter what we teach kids. Once misinformation like this becomes this widespread, it'll just lead to people not trusting actual academics for fear they're lying. Conspiracy theories all rely on the idea that most of the world is being intentionally hidden from us, when people start genuinely believing this shit on a wide scale it stands to reason the mistrust will grow with it. Only this time we won't be able to rally people together by proposing solutions to our problems - all our problems will be illusions with no solutions, all fueled by mistrust and misinformation.
Can someone summaries this comment for me pls
The fact that enough people call the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil an apple that the AI called it that is very heartbreaking
10:20 what they mean is sirens are the ones that kidnap people
16:02 The Bible actually never said it was an apple. The fruit was never specified.
That's true, I'm pretty sure apples ain't the fruit from the tree of life
It was probably meant so that people would instead imagine what the fruit looked like. But we just said with our basic knowledge
"Hmm... Apple."
Mistransilation by king James translators
It was also probably translated as “Apple” In newer versions as “Apple” used to be the word for any fruit, that’s why they are called cashew *apples* and pine *apples* despite not being from the same genus as apples.
@@cacklebabygg6156 not exactly, apple used to just genneraly mean fruit, like how deer used to be the word for animal.
If you can still find the VHS of that Bigfoot seminar, it could be a fun topic for its own video.
The reason the guy said it’s a siren is because in mythology sirens would attract sailors to hit rocks so they die and they do it by pretending to be a mermaid
Interestingly, in greek mythology Sirens were actually dipicted as being more half-bird half-women looking beings, and they temped Odessius not only through song but by his desire for knowledge.
Them being changed to apear similar to merfolk came later, due to merfolk also being dipicted as killing sailors, though in their case it's by directly drowning them rather than having them ram their ships into rocks
The sky is blue because the molecules of various gasses that make up our atmosphere reflect light similar to the way water does, but it is much less dense so we don't experience as much resistance from the air as we do water. but basically the sky reflects blue light and absorbs the rest of the colors. the blue light scatters making the sky not appear dark, but blue. (I know many people already know this but it is still a really cool fact.)
Of course Iphones are terrifying, you spend thousands of dollars on Carp that doesn’t even work as well as a Samsung or even a Google, just for your new IPhone to not work like 8 months after you by it
idk where did they even consider this, like who was the first person to think them then announce them so proudly with little to no evidence
Probably someone's drunk aunt or uncle at a family gathering hundreds or thousands of years ago.
I've heard my drunk aunt say real dumb shit before. Its always exactly who you expect.
That clock one is insane. It's a pattern, not a conspiracy. You can't avoid it AND have a clock that tells time accurately.
guys guys! if you take all the characters in this videos title and
plus it by 629 it becomes 666!
jackson is working with the deivil
woah!!
Ooh nahhh
Imma go to hell now 😢
10:28 Actually, it’s a Siren. Sirens lure men to kidnap them.
that clock theory had me laughing. Don't tell them about a color wheel.... they would start some shit like "It's a conspiracy because the primary colors never touch and are never across from each other!!!" LOL!
dora aint blind, but she has dementia
Wait, the moons NOT CHEESE!?!?!
It IS cheese smh, don't believe those conspiracy theories 🙄
@@zou1507Fr they always be telling lies lies lies
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it is, they're lying 😒
BUT HEY, THATS JUST A THEORY A CONSPIRACY THEORY.
"It looks like bigfoot ate bigfoot and skinned him and wore him" That is the quote of the day.
People forget that water ain't blue, it just reflects the sky
As an almost blind person, i can say, Maps dont help blind people!!!! You have to look atthe map and read the tiny letters!!!
Not when it talks to you
wait you had hope left in humanity i lost it a few years back already
Paul logan killed me. The brain rot is so insane
Nah mate you’re an actual goat for mentioning Wallace and Gromit you’re a true og for that
When he said poul Logan,I was eating cake and I laughed so hard that I almost dropped my entire cake on my pants 😂😂😂
If the earth was flat all water would be in the middle
Yes and the alleged 'ice wall' would either have been thrown to space because of centrifugal forces or, if Earth's mass was greater at the middle it would have collapsed..
"Dora wasn't Blind , you were"
My friend once accused me of being a lizard.
I still don't know why-
That seems like something a lizard would comment
This whole video reminds me of this one time my dad talked about how "all bar code numbers add up to 666 if you do some simple math!" and then also went on about how led lightbulbs give you cancer
When I was 5, my brother convinced me the earth was flat. He said the only reason it was a sphere was because our eyes were round - and we saw the earth as round. However it was actually flat.
17:25 bro forgot that the sun is incredibly close to earth and the atmosphere spreads the light to make it blue 💀
Violet scatters more than blue but our eyes suck at picking up violet light, so that’s why the sky looks blue to us rather than violet.
@@danielwesley5051or maybe it's picking up the sea ocean into the sky
@lightningjadejavier its the other way around, water is clear
12:46 it's almost as if... The clock was designed to tell time based around 12 hour integers??? Surprising I know
Now try dividing the hour numbers by two, then multiplying them by 10 and you get the amount of minutes that each hour represents
The more you know ✨🌍
"on everyones favorite platform"
me: "Twitter?"
"Tiktok"
Edit: (I said twitter cause of his sarcasm lol)
Twitter is everyone's favourite platform?
@rquw666 yeah if Twitter is your favorite platform, you either don't know Twitter or you know Twitter a bit TOO well.
The latter is quite a bit worse
i said twitter cause of his sarcasm lol
@@jaydenz6 oh lol
Love this guy so much!! ❤❤
Didn't think they had this emoji. Not just one but three! 🌏🌎🌍
Okay, but is Darth Jar-Jar real? 🧐
This should be top comment
13:25 someone should tell these guys about multuplying the number 9. Its gunna blow their minds.
For those that wonder what I mean:
Any number that is the product of multiplying by 9, when separating its numbers into single digits and adding those together will equal 9.
Example: 9×2=18. 1+8=9.
Guys dont let Jackson decieve you, wizards are real and he is one
New Theory! People actualy can not think!
For the clock theory where does the second 6 come from for 6+6? And is the clock theory dark or just Weird?