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Light years measure kids.Not squids.
well thats sencible XD
+Munchies but their the same thing
+Arabella Hajdukiewicz yea der fromSPLATOOOOOOOOOOOMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh my
munchies, get out. go back to your corner
*steven hugs Pearl*Garnet: Breasts.Steven: I might have some issues I need to work out.Oh my gosh, that part was the best.
Or should you say... the BREAST? A HAHAHAHA I hate my life
Steven doesn’t like us he needs *Breast*
*"I'll pass on the sex"*-Pearl, 2015
"I'll pass on the sex"That sounded so flawless
Vantablack SSB4 ikrrr lol
Only diamonds are completely flawless beings
Vantablack's Second Channel 😂
No
Wtf
who else thought the beginning was an add?
me lol
Me
Who would? Conch Norris' logo is in the corner.
+ itsgreenfarts me
+ruby the steven universe fan I second that
3:00 the funny thing is that the audio is from a minecraft video where he uses Lapiz lazuli to dye some wool
That HE is the one and only Uberhaxornova
+Kasi KaruppanSo who's the squeaker?
+Jeffrey Stanley there's no squeaker
Thunderstar films When I say squeaker I mean someone who rages.
Zelda
I LEGIT THOUGHT THE BEGINNING WAS A FUCKING AD AND CLICKED AWAY
SAME OMFG
oh my fucking potato me too!
Me too. XD
Same
same
"I don't get tired, I get *L O A A D S ' A M O N E Y Y"*
0:06When you get a ad you cant skip on a video.
ME
'is lapis gay?' NO
Sassy Chan Are you sure? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+Lapis LaPeri “Ms. Steal Your Girl” le shitposter Everyones sure and we have proof
Austin The Fox Where is your proof?
Lapis LaPeri le shitposter Im the proof, whatever I say goes
Austin The Fox You aren't the crewniverse. Sp no.
I love how Garnet just falls face-first on the floor lol
SEND MONEY FOR PEARLS COLD MEDICINE
yass
but she gets loads of money
+Brandon Muller But she spends it on low budget gem pornography rented from peridot.
@@ArtianSetS oml yes
did anybody notice the evil moon at 0:14?
I mean in a lot of places?
You mean the one from Majora's mask?
Shiny Girl Yeah
*Yes*
Ya
0:27 I got that joke!It was steven in many languages
Lol me too
Doesn't take a genius to figure out that it wasn't English.
I only realized it because iam german and i heard the German one
Yep
5:14 close your eyes and listen.
PEARL ALMOST SAID FUCKWE CAME SO GOD DAMN CLOSE
"Fuse"
F-f-f-f-f-u....
AH, SHIIIIIEEEEET!
+Melon Scumpthin (cue Joseph)
*I'M ALWAYS RELAXED*
*I M A L W A Y S R E L A X E D*
" Steven isn't like us, he needs *_B R E A S T S_* "
Great poop, definitely deserves more views.
Scott196
+Scott196 great poop
10/10 would poop
diarrhea
I S TA RTED SCREAMIG N WHEN HE BROKE THE RULES
Ik it's the best part
I know that clip smg4 uses it alot
Have headphones on with max volume on 0:07
3:19"Homeworld Worked Hard To Create The Most Powerful Gem"
Her eyeballs I didn’t notice that xD
5:11 Oh Lord Mercy
hahaha i thought the first 9 seconds was an ad until amethyst said" I DON'T CARE!!!"
Haha same
@Falray Frost Even she hates ads on videos
I see a SU YTP with no funny and 500.000 views, and this one with 1500. A cant understand people.
TheFelipe3021
This is funny for me :)
Steven : "Is lapis- gay"Garnet : "No"Me: "rip lapidot"
They could be bi 😏
Crawling so angry is sexy
The first 10 seconds is gold
Wiiiiiiii are the crystal METH
Can I change my name now? Aw yeah YOU ARE HIM!
Ü
We're always baked all day
lol the splatoon jokes
@Sylvia Hurst Well, I think there was only one
2:08 "F-ffUFF"
And if you think we can't we'll always find my nickel!
nickelback
Lol
At Mercedes Benz we have been test driving... I DONT CARE!!!!!
"Hmm, mashed potato!""I'm a potato!"Hi, POTaDOS... I'm GLaD to see you!
Me: **eats donut**Video: **shows the donut thing**
I legit thought 0:00-0:09 was a pre roll and 0:06 scared the sh*t out of me and made me lol so hard
saaaaame also #opalforpopal
+Helen C C Ashbrook strongly agree
+Mmicb0b same here
0:52 and Pearl was right. Lapis and Jasper's fusion *was* under their noses. XD
I though the begging was an add...
ad
beginning**
Well at least lapis is straight.
Pearls_Moist_Pussy Or is she? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
LOL YOUR NAME
4:30 XD I THOUGHT THE VIDEO WAS BUFFERING!
Pearls_Moist_Pussy? What the fuck
Pearls moist pussy. 😂 best name ever
LAPIS IS MINECRAFT LAPIS XD
GODDYEMET!
Purple Guy TheKiller1987BG MINE MORE LAPIZ
I once met SU fans on a server and we had a bet to say waifu instead of lapis
Its called lapis lazuli you uncultured swine
I thought the thing in the beginning was an add!!!!!
i thought there was an actual add
its all your fall Barry
he didn't edit that in
Uberhaxornova? In a Steven universe video? you sir, have my like and sub
+Titus Migitus Thank you, my good man.
1:31 I’M GNOT A GNELF
3:00 *I'M MAKING FREAKING MAC AND CHEESE!!! AND NOBODY CAN STOP---*
1:04 Lightyears measure KIDs. Not SQUIDs.
the loads of money part... was dat professor layton?
nope
I thought it was Michael Rosen
why is pearl always saying she sick😂 no but DA
+Trixi Falls because she didn't use a condom.
+Trixi Falls Because you did not wash your hands you sinner.
+Garland Gawain (Tyler Carey) wat?
3:51 Steven = me when I watched this videoOther person (I forgot her name) = my brain trying to figure what is going on
Sadie
"Oh, so I know this is a dream now.... Mashed potato!""I Am A Potato."*puts away*BEST JOKE EVER
0:44 that sonic moment though...
mans literally predicted steven universe future with that title
the end was amazing"I have some issues I have to work ou-""Ssshhh..."*plof*
Holy crap I thought that was an actual ad then ERMERTHERST happened!
This is one of the best YTP's ive ever seen! Nice Work!
Garnet: Steven, put these gems to bedOH YAAAAA OH YAA
3:20 You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting for someone to make that joke.
That Sonic drowning music brought up bad childhood memories...
1:44 whats the name of that music?
MEE DOK it’s the final fantasy end battle music
MY WINMY WIN
It was 5 years agoWho knew that Steven would have serious problems...
des is y we can't have nice things
I like how he added the unberhaxornova part lol "u broke the rules" he's the best TH-camr
i thought when garnet said,"But first," i thought she was going to say, "lemme take a selfie" XD
Lol same
Pearl: IlL pASs oN tHe sEXMeanwhile...Lapis:JUsT lET mE Do yOu
This hits different now
for some reason i laughed at the gnome part.... 😂😂😂😂
Everyone died, happily ever after to us, we don't have to suffer anymore
I have been looking for this everywhere3:02 This Part Makes Me Laugh
When she turned around and had Minecraft lapis lazuli in her eyes I audibly lost it
LOL I LOST IT WHEN THE " RIP Lifejacket #3"
Omg this is ultimate
*Steven universe Future here we are!*
No shit that kid went to all kinds of puberty
"Steven isn't like us, he needs breasts" XD
Nova and Sp00n ! :D nice touch, mate!
I give you props for an actually having the same fucking commercial that I was just watching before this video.
This is fricken brilliant I swear
That is a BAD ASS MERCEDES CAR COMMERCIAL at the beginning I love it! :D anyway nice youtube poop! :)
3:19 when lapis becomes a dye in minecraft
I'm happy people know who nova is
when Sadie and Steven are watching the commercial, you can see the tiger millionaire and purple puma poster.
Oh my god lodsa money and everything XD This was amazing
Hey, dude! ^^///
2:29 I spit out my water.
the second steven dream are the best kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkdonuts
I legitimately thought that was an ad without a skip button.
Glad to know i'm not the only one. :D
A true work of art.
I’m eating this spaghettiTo never forgettiThe lifejacketti
lol, wii u! Garnet we know we don't say those words in our house! Bad Garnet!
Daniel Silva Also, why does Connie have a dildo bat?
Daniel Silva Because she's a fan of Saint's Row.
Really? Why would her parents let her carry something like that?
Daniel Silva Why not?
Daniel Silva ...pretty sure they're Indian, not Chinese.
That ad at the beginning was pure genius.
i knew someone was gonna make a minecraft lapis joke
Beautifilled yep FINNALY IM NOT ALONE.
never thought I'd hear WOOL in a su ytp. you broke the rules
car ad begins and random person is talking- amethyst:I DONT CARE!
0:15 majoras moon , get the cannon , short it down
5:41 Me after getting home from school on a Monday
Jeez that was funny but i'm so tired i read that last part as "Everyone died eventually"
THE “IM SICK-“ AND THE THING ON HER HEAD AFTERWARDS KILLED ME
I thought the beginning was an AD so I looked at the comments until I heard Amythest's voice haha xD
thank you so much!!!
+Joshua Caleb You're...welcome?
+The Conch Norris I think he/she's thanking you for making this amazing video.
Shining Armor Yep, that's it.
![[YTP] Stevenakbar (Part 2/5) - Garnet](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/GLaLCu9uFkM/mqdefault.jpg)
![[YTP] Stevenakbar (Part 2/5) - Garnet](/img/tr.png)
![[YTP] Peridot tries to sin](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ivXfF0NLWv8/mqdefault.jpg)
Light years measure kids.
Not squids.
well thats sencible XD
+Munchies but their the same thing
+Arabella Hajdukiewicz yea der from
SPLATOOOOOOOOOOOMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh my
munchies, get out. go back to your corner
*steven hugs Pearl*
Garnet: Breasts.
Steven: I might have some issues I need to work out.
Oh my gosh, that part was the best.
Or should you say... the BREAST? A HAHAHAHA I hate my life
Steven doesn’t like us he needs *Breast*
*"I'll pass on the sex"*
-Pearl, 2015
"I'll pass on the sex"
That sounded so flawless
Vantablack SSB4 ikrrr lol
Only diamonds are completely flawless beings
Vantablack's Second Channel 😂
No
Wtf
who else thought the beginning was an add?
me lol
Me
Who would? Conch Norris' logo is in the corner.
+ itsgreenfarts me
+ruby the steven universe fan I second that
3:00 the funny thing is that the audio is from a minecraft video where he uses Lapiz lazuli to dye some wool
That HE is the one and only Uberhaxornova
+Kasi Karuppan
So who's the squeaker?
+Jeffrey Stanley there's no squeaker
Thunderstar films When I say squeaker I mean someone who rages.
Zelda
I LEGIT THOUGHT THE BEGINNING WAS A FUCKING AD AND CLICKED AWAY
SAME OMFG
oh my fucking potato me too!
Me too. XD
Same
same
"I don't get tired, I get *L O A A D S ' A M O N E Y Y"*
0:06
When you get a ad you cant skip on a video.
ME
'is lapis gay?' NO
Sassy Chan Are you sure? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+Lapis LaPeri “Ms. Steal Your Girl” le shitposter Everyones sure and we have proof
Austin The Fox Where is your proof?
Lapis LaPeri le shitposter Im the proof, whatever I say goes
Austin The Fox You aren't the crewniverse. Sp no.
I love how Garnet just falls face-first on the floor lol
SEND MONEY FOR PEARLS COLD MEDICINE
yass
but she gets loads of money
+Brandon Muller But she spends it on low budget gem pornography rented from peridot.
@@ArtianSetS oml yes
did anybody notice the evil moon at 0:14?
I mean in a lot of places?
You mean the one from Majora's mask?
Shiny Girl Yeah
*Yes*
Ya
0:27 I got that joke!
It was steven in many languages
Lol me too
Doesn't take a genius to figure out that it wasn't English.
I only realized it because iam german and i heard the German one
Yep
5:14 close your eyes and listen.
PEARL ALMOST SAID FUCK
WE CAME SO GOD DAMN CLOSE
"Fuse"
F-f-f-f-f-u....
AH, SHIIIIIEEEEET!
+Melon Scumpthin (cue Joseph)
*I'M ALWAYS RELAXED*
*I M A L W A Y S R E L A X E D*
" Steven isn't like us, he needs *_B R E A S T S_* "
Great poop, definitely deserves more views.
Scott196
+Scott196 great poop
10/10 would poop
diarrhea
I S TA RTED SCREAMIG N WHEN HE BROKE THE RULES
Ik it's the best part
I know that clip smg4 uses it alot
Have headphones on with max volume on 0:07
3:19
"Homeworld Worked Hard To Create The Most Powerful Gem"
Her eyeballs I didn’t notice that xD
5:11 Oh Lord Mercy
hahaha i thought the first 9 seconds was an ad until amethyst said" I DON'T CARE!!!"
Haha same
@Falray Frost Even she hates ads on videos
I see a SU YTP with no funny and 500.000 views, and this one with 1500. A cant understand people.
TheFelipe3021
This is funny for me :)
Steven : "Is lapis- gay"
Garnet : "No"
Me: "rip lapidot"
They could be bi 😏
Crawling so angry is sexy
The first 10 seconds is gold
Wiiiiiiii are the crystal METH
Can I change my name now? Aw yeah YOU ARE HIM!
Ü
We're always baked all day
lol the splatoon jokes
@Sylvia Hurst Well, I think there was only one
2:08
"F-ffUFF"
And if you think we can't we'll always find my nickel!
nickelback
Lol
At Mercedes Benz we have been test driving... I DONT CARE!!!!!
"Hmm, mashed potato!"
"I'm a potato!"
Hi, POTaDOS... I'm GLaD to see you!
Me: **eats donut**
Video: **shows the donut thing**
I legit thought 0:00-0:09 was a pre roll and 0:06 scared the sh*t out of me and made me lol so hard
saaaaame also #opalforpopal
+Helen C C Ashbrook strongly agree
+Mmicb0b same here
0:52 and Pearl was right. Lapis and Jasper's fusion *was* under their noses. XD
I though the begging was an add...
ad
beginning**
Well at least lapis is straight.
Pearls_Moist_Pussy Or is she? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
LOL YOUR NAME
4:30 XD I THOUGHT THE VIDEO WAS BUFFERING!
Pearls_Moist_Pussy? What the fuck
Pearls moist pussy. 😂 best name ever
LAPIS IS MINECRAFT LAPIS XD
GODDYEMET!
Purple Guy TheKiller1987BG
MINE MORE LAPIZ
I once met SU fans on a server and we had a bet to say waifu instead of lapis
Its called lapis lazuli you uncultured swine
I thought the thing in the beginning was an add!!!!!
i thought there was an actual add
its all your fall Barry
he didn't edit that in
Uberhaxornova? In a Steven universe video? you sir, have my like and sub
+Titus Migitus Thank you, my good man.
1:31 I’M GNOT A GNELF
3:00 *I'M MAKING FREAKING MAC AND CHEESE!!! AND NOBODY CAN STOP---*
1:04 Lightyears measure KIDs. Not SQUIDs.
the loads of money part... was dat professor layton?
nope
I thought it was Michael Rosen
why is pearl always saying she sick😂 no but DA
+Trixi Falls because she didn't use a condom.
+Trixi Falls Because you did not wash your hands you sinner.
+Garland Gawain (Tyler Carey) wat?
3:51
Steven = me when I watched this video
Other person (I forgot her name) = my brain trying to figure what is going on
Sadie
"Oh, so I know this is a dream now.... Mashed potato!"
"I Am A Potato."
*puts away*
BEST JOKE EVER
0:44 that sonic moment though...
mans literally predicted steven universe future with that title
the end was amazing
"I have some issues I have to work ou-"
"Ssshhh..."
*plof*
Holy crap I thought that was an actual ad then ERMERTHERST happened!
This is one of the best YTP's ive ever seen! Nice Work!
Garnet: Steven, put these gems to bed
OH YAAAAA OH YAA
3:20 You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting for someone to make that joke.
That Sonic drowning music brought up bad childhood memories...
1:44 whats the name of that music?
MEE DOK it’s the final fantasy end battle music
MY WIN
MY WIN
It was 5 years ago
Who knew that Steven would have serious problems...
des is y we can't have nice things
I like how he added the unberhaxornova part lol "u broke the rules" he's the best TH-camr
i thought when garnet said,"But first," i thought she was going to say, "lemme take a selfie" XD
Lol same
Pearl: IlL pASs oN tHe sEX
Meanwhile...
Lapis:JUsT lET mE Do yOu
This hits different now
for some reason i laughed at the gnome part.... 😂😂😂😂
Everyone died, happily ever after to us, we don't have to suffer anymore
I have been looking for this everywhere
3:02 This Part Makes Me Laugh
When she turned around and had Minecraft lapis lazuli in her eyes I audibly lost it
LOL I LOST IT WHEN THE " RIP Lifejacket #3"
Omg this is ultimate
*Steven universe Future here we are!*
No shit that kid went to all kinds of puberty
"Steven isn't like us, he needs breasts" XD
Nova and Sp00n ! :D nice touch, mate!
I give you props for an actually having the same fucking commercial that I was just watching before this video.
This is fricken brilliant I swear
That is a BAD ASS MERCEDES CAR COMMERCIAL at the beginning I love it! :D anyway nice youtube poop! :)
3:19 when lapis becomes a dye in minecraft
I'm happy people know who nova is
when Sadie and Steven are watching the commercial, you can see the tiger millionaire and purple puma poster.
Oh my god lodsa money and everything XD This was amazing
Hey, dude! ^^///
2:29 I spit out my water.
the second steven dream are the best kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
donuts
I legitimately thought that was an ad without a skip button.
Glad to know i'm not the only one. :D
A true work of art.
I’m eating this spaghetti
To never forgetti
The lifejacketti
lol, wii u! Garnet we know we don't say those words in our house! Bad Garnet!
Daniel Silva Also, why does Connie have a dildo bat?
Daniel Silva Because she's a fan of Saint's Row.
Really? Why would her parents let her carry something like that?
Daniel Silva Why not?
Daniel Silva ...pretty sure they're Indian, not Chinese.
That ad at the beginning was pure genius.
i knew someone was gonna make a minecraft lapis joke
Beautifilled
yep FINNALY IM NOT ALONE.
never thought I'd hear WOOL in a su ytp. you broke the rules
car ad begins and random person is talking- amethyst:I DONT CARE!
0:15 majoras moon , get the cannon , short it down
5:41 Me after getting home from school on a Monday
Jeez that was funny but i'm so tired i read that last part as "Everyone died eventually"
THE “IM SICK-“ AND THE THING ON HER HEAD AFTERWARDS KILLED ME
I thought the beginning was an AD so I looked at the comments until I heard Amythest's voice haha xD
thank you so much!!!
+Joshua Caleb You're...welcome?
+The Conch Norris I think he/she's thanking you for making this amazing video.
Shining Armor Yep, that's it.