How to Swear Like a Brit - Anglophenia Ep 29
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 3 ส.ค. 2024
- Swearing is a fun stress reliever, and the British do it so well. Anglophenia's Kate Arnell provides a master class in swearing like a Brit.
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I learned all these from Gordon Ramsay!
He's such a great British ambassador.
MrFang333333 This is the only YT comment that ive LOLed at. 👏🏻
MrFang333333 people think all brits talk posh well gordon is our example .
Funnily enough although I consider myself very common the 1 time i heard my voice recorded i really did sound posh absolutely nothing like i would have expected.
LoL!
We Brits don't leave much of a tip because the person we're tipping gets paid properly :)
I left a tip once when I was in a restaurant in London by accident and the person looked at me like I was a crazy person.
That_llama_in_a_tuxedo I would struggle to find anyone in Britain who would turn down free money.
+Daniel Mason they took the money just thought I was crazy. Probably because it was a mix of US and UK currency.
+That_llama_in_a_tuxedo If you really want to confuse someone, look for a person who looks as if they won't know what an exchange rate is and give them 500 Japanese yen.
+Daniel Mason that sounds like a ton of fun. Need to get some yen the next time I go to Japan or just go to the exchange office.
Homework: Exists
Me: *how to swear like a brit*
Wanker - I love that. Is that British, too?
I love the phrase 'bloody wanker' i heard in from an anime i laughed for hours
Or knobhead, or just knob
I like "wank waffle" ^^
Indeed it is. I have met plenty of walkers in my time and been out with a few.
what!?!?!?!
My dad just calls everyone a Pillock
Quack Dragon I love that one! :-D How about twazzock? Seems like it should be the next one on the list. :P
Bearsca i never heard anyone call anyone else that?!?!!? what's it like? jst like idiot?
Quack Dragon sounds like a cross between twat and wazzock...the latter being a particularly northern swear :P Means that someones a bit of daft idiot.
namuro01 Yeah, I think it's just a variant of or play on wazzock.
Quack Dragon no offence, but is your dad james may?
Legend has it that if you say 'banter with the lads' 3 times in front of a mirror, a cheeky nandos will appear.
Aled Davies m8 it worked! What a Ledge, Bantersaurus Rex !
Aled Davies You should get a degree in Banter Studies
Lads they call me the archbishop of Banterbury
daro2096 skeen
Aled Davies eh, your like a poor mans Bant and Dec.
British swearing is just too blinking polite.
You think so? They use the C-word a lot. Well, more than an average American would, at least. :)
if you think that then your doin it wrong mate :)
There are much more than these 😂
Cryptonymicus we use all the normal swear words as well but if it's too polite you are doing it wrong
Britons swear a lot more than every other country in the world
Why am I watching this I'm British I already know all of this
thnks fr th meme-eries same
Bloody Why????
Me too I just wanna see what one I don't know so I can use it 😂😂
Same XD
Then fuck off 😉
If you really want to learn how to swear like the British, just catch a bus to Liverpool and ask the 2 teenage girls to stop smoking. I've heard allot of swearing in my time, but nothing will ever compare to the 30 minutes of those two!
That happens in any chavy city.. I should know, I grew up in Yorkshire
Because of the school bus shag isn`t even a word anymore to me.It means nothing.
Eddy Kado same in Birmingham.
Eddy Kado haha I'm from Liverpool ( but I'm not a scatty one I live in a nice area)
Bloody brilliant. Those 253 pillocks that disliked this can sod off.
@QuickQuickSlowSlow55 🤣
MrSupercar55 628 now and they can go fuck em selves right in the arse hole
*TEA INTO THE SEA*
My favorite is Bloody Hell
Ron Weasley in Harry Potter cussed a lot in 'Bloody Hell'
@@onjet4944 Unfortunately, american understanding has stopped
Time stamp?
We don't leave much as a tip because the waiters and waitresses are paid reasonable amounts anyway.
not in the states they aren't--
windstorm1000
Yeah that's the problem
I can attest as I was a waitress for a time.
working for tips would never work in the UK as you can't make people like you and any attempt to do so would likely make you just annoying. I went to the USA for a holiday and the waiting staff aren't able to just leave you alone to eat in peace.
+smegskull I want to go to the US at some point but tipping is something that bothers me. I've never tipped someone unless asked if I would like to as its not a common thing in England as we get reasonable wages. I have only ever paid for what I eat/buy and never felt it was my place to pay the wages of staff. Half the time I can only just about afford the food I buy never mind giving someone a worthy tip. I'm all for complimenting a staff members great service but I just feel tipping is a bit too much at times. So I think I'll only ever do it if I'm feeling generous and can afford it. Or service was great. Though as long as people understand its just something I'm not used to rather than I'm a horrible person.
Bugger is my favourite british curse word! Bugger it, bugger all, bugger off, he's a bugger, the stain was a bugger to get out.... highly useable!
Davita Egeland You left out 'Buggered.'
'When Mum and Dad get home and see what we've done, we're buggered.'
mi channnal You cheeky sod, can't say I blame you though. lol
As a south-east Londoner, I find your idea of British "swear words" to be pretty laughable. It's 2015, not 1930.
So am I... But I still use them
I never hear any of the words used in this video, with the exception of bloody hell, which my grandfather still says. Who coincidentally was born around the time they last used many of the other phrases above.
cdvdtz I haven't heard it used in a while. Local slang changes pretty rapidly in London. I tend to head phrases like Sloshed or Blotto and occasionally Wasted.
***** I'm headed to the UK for a brief study tour this summer, and I'm an ignorant American. As such, I can't for the life of me figure out which of these, if any, would be considered offensive. I may just not try any of them on just to be safe!
South East and I hear them everyday.
"Bloody 'ell!" I love this one. For various reasons, Harry Potter related and beyond.
The presenter has broken my adorable meter...
I'm from the US and in surprise or anger I exclaim "Bloody hell!" all the time. I don't care if anyone thinks it's odd.
KingAdrock420 I do too. :)
Ggggrbvbvvn
KingAdrock420 same :)
KingAdrock420 Eh, here in the UK, we don't nearly say it as often as the Americans think we do. I think Harry Potter really popularised the saying in the US as a very British thing to say.
Tootsie Wootsie I would have to respectfully disagree with the Harry Potter part of that.. I personally think it happened far before Harry Potter was a thing. Keep in mind the U.S. was originally colonized by the British, so at least the older words have been here from the start. I would pin its resurgence in popularity on one of two things. The first, and in my opinion less likely, being WWI and WWII. The second, and somewhat more plausible, being the "British Invasion".
This just makes me proud to be British 😂
true
He's you can what do I think patriotism is?
Sciences I can be proud of what I like but thank you for your concern! Hope you are well 😊
how do i become you
Beep
a brit called me a muppet n i thought oh how cute
Lol, well you were very wrong.
as in childishly adorable
kevin kling we say every swear word so Yanno
i still thought it was adorable like when a little puppy barks at u
kevin kling Lol it depends on your relationship with him it can be said in a harsh way or in a softer way you can call a friend a muppet in a teasing way if he had done something stupid.
DEAR AMERICANS AND REST OF THE WORLD WATCHING, THIS IS NOT BRITISH ITS ENGLISH.
This annoys me a lot! Same with so called 'British accent'. What they really mean is upper class accent. There is NO British accent.
People from Britain and England.... not the same?
BURIAL AT NOON Ohh okay. I thought Scotland, England, Wales, and Northern Ireland were the U.K.... or are they both U.K. AND Britain?
Great Britain is Scotland, England and Wales. The UK is the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. But each country and each region has their own culture and there are lots of different regional accents. That's why using the word "British" is a bit misleading.
eggmayonnaise Perhaps they should lump Northern Ireland in with "Great Britain"... so there won't be a problem discerning it from the U.K.
"Bloody hell" is what I say all the time, as well as "Sod off" or I could always use the C word
daro2096 the bad word for female reproductive organs
daro2096 all I know is that my ex uses it a lot to describe the "So English" man that dumped her
daro2096 Yep, in the UK, c*nt is a completely non gendered insult.
Tallacus Or Bugger it
Terence Francis It's become quite common in the US now too over the last few years. I remember I used to CRINGE at that word but now I use it about the same as I would the F word... a lot... lol.
I feel like I'm in the wrong country.
Why haha
+Nessa Nevermore I know that feel
+Nessa Nevermore Why? These are all classics.
Melt
If ur American, no offence, but u r.
you missed Bugger.
bugger off
up yours
Keir Taylor nob head
Keir Taylor that's what I thought about... but what does it mean?
It means bugger all, I can tell you that much you mingy smearpot. Now stop faffing about and do something with your life
she's just funny
cant believe how boring stuff can sound so funny and interesting 😂😂😂👍
I like the word 'Plonker'
ReindeerPate Example: You Plonker Rodney!
ReindeerPate what a Plonker! haha got to love our Only Fools...
ReindeerPate Rodney you Plonker 😂😂😂😂😂😂
As a British person this is a very very kid friendly version
Ha ha i knew these from Harry Potter
Me tooo lol
YASSSS
Helena TheUnicorn haha same 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Helena TheDuckicorn Bloody hell...
Helena TheDuckicorn same!!
Now that I have a toddler learning to talk, these should be great alternatives to American swears.
Subscribed due to the very attractive woman speaking with a lovely accent. Kate Arnell I am a new fan.
Was about to say the same thing lol
And I !!
Oblio965 Siobhan is a pretty name, and fairly uncommon. I met a girl from Canada (who's South African) with that name. I still do not know how to pronounce it. :P
lidiya n I am not sure what you mean, but I was not being deceptive in my appreciation.
Think they meant are you sure you're not obsessed with her.
My favorite is bugger. I usually use it when I've hurt myself. * smash my thumb* "AH! Bugger! "
+Chris Homesteader Very commonly used, but literally an illegal act under British Law!
...not illegal if the act of buggery is concentual, takes place in private and both parties have attained the age of 16 and does not involve an animal.
+Chris Homesteader My Dad's favourite curse has always been 'Bugger the sodding thing!'.
+bryan3550 yes, but it's also legal to soot a Scotsman in York with a crossbow. so....
and a welshman in chester on a certain day of the year. or was once.
These are pretty minor swear words tbh
Zach Mills I think the major ones are the same as in the us so she did the super different ones
Grace Laughlin guess so
Zach Mills Ikr. Blimey?
***** I live in bracknell outside of London and noone sounds like this.
Blimey, comes from the expression , " May God blind me ". Meaning if I'm not telling the truth may God strike me blind , and has been paraphrased over time .
My mum calls me a "daft sod" as a joke and I love it..Makes me giggle every time 😂😂😂
Hahahaha, daft.. Ignorat.. I get that sometimes? But did I look like I cared?
The Irish, on the other hand, are next level.
We even swear at each other when we greet each other.
Eä Americans do the exact same thing...
Samuel Loshark The Irish are definitely more renowned for it I find. mostly cause we're alcos who have no restraint...
Eä
You have clearly not met my family...
Samuel Loshark I would agree I have not met your family haha
Eä How about an example?
Just say cheeky nandos. its not swearing but its so bad people will get disgusted and/or throw up anyway
Chris McPhie see i just disgusted you! Simply by saying cheeky nandos
Every other tweet, email, text is 'cheeky nandos'
Chris McPhie cheeky isn't it?
Jonathan Ameh What is it?
Hannah Maris just a cheeky nandos with the lads. Ledge.
I dig you, Kate. You're blinking cute!
You can't use "dig" and "blinking" in the same sentence.. different eras! 😃
It's a little known fact that Murphy's law was not written by Murphy, but by another man of the same name.
So it *was* written by Murphy.
@@xXJ4FARGAMERXx Yes, but not by Murphy.
im English and wouldn't call these swear words
Dylan Eves i agree they're more curse words
a psycopathic pluviophile what's the difference between swear words and curse words???
Dylan Eves Maybe you're an extremely vulgar person.
***** y u heff 2 bee med, i cri eri tiem :'(
Well maybe it's just us posh brits that use those swear words
Five minutes was not enough. I could have watched and listened to her for hours.
I don't know if it's a british word, but a friend I skype with who lives in britain says 'numpty' and I love that word. Get her mad while playing a game and you're likely to be called a numpty.
Ashlee Bee Humpty dumpty numpty? 😁😁😁
Ashlee Bee Numpty isn't a swear word. It's more an affectionate word used instead of idiot or something similar. Numpty isn't a nasty word in Britain unless you are very very easily offended. You wouldn't necessarily use the word numpty to be nasty to someone because it isn't a very nasty word. Hope you can understand what I'm trying to say :)
itsa cute way of saying idiot. :) but if you friends im sure it wouldn't matter
Ashlee Bee numpty is a British word
Numpty is a very friendly word, it isn't a swear word. It's the kind of thing you'd say to a friend who fell over their own shoelaces - "You numpty"
I only say “OH ITS A BLOODY MESS!” Once a month for about a week...
These aren't my absolute favourites, but I love the ability to swap "bugger off you bloody sod" with "sod off you bloody bugger"
it's "blutig" not "blütig" in German :)
True
+A. Weasley Blütig could very well be a Turkish German accent :P
+derKampfschimmel xD
thats why we call aristocrats blaublutig instead of blaublütig...
NËIN! You can put that danm umlauts everywhere in German and will still makes sense
I'm a Mechanic and it is known world wide that it is not humanly possible to repair anything without cursing! Thank you for expanding my four letter word Roledex!
Bugger! i forgot to turn the Sodding hob off!!!
No British person says that
as a Dutch i swear so much in english xD i love it
What about "git"? I heard several definitions when I lived in Scotland but I'm uncertain which one fits.
Thanks for clearing that up - I thought that might be the case.
Too bad, as I like "prat" as well. But "git" still works nicely.
Prat and git are my favourite insults
Prat and git are my favourite insults ever
+Alberta Bushcrafter 'ungreatful git' 'He was a right git' (meaning he mis behaved
I'm British and use these all the time😂
Bethany Hobbs I think most brits do
One of my Oxford Dons, who was a linguist, told me "bloody" was derived from the affirmation -- "by my lady," (i.e., swearing upon the name of the Virgin Mary), which in Elizabethan times was pronounced "bee ma laaddy." So another theory in the mix.
Another Shakespearean oath. It's more likely contraction of By Our Lady.
My favorite swear words are a lot stronger like the F and C words as well as their Welsh translation. It sounds so poetic when a sentence consists of nearly half swear words and still manages to convey a clear and coherent meaning.
Welcome to the most middle-class video about swearing ever.
why would you click on the video if you dont like swearing?
As an American, with minimal attention span, but a love of the U.K., I refuse to read past the first few comments and automatically assume nobody mentioned one of my favorites. "Bugger". Another versatile one that I enjoy hearing and saying in it's many forms. Great video!
That was one of the poshest things I have ever bloody heard
"This milk is so tasty." Reminds me of Lucile Ball doing an TV advertisement of Vitameatavegimin. "And it's so tasty too!"
Not a swear word but the word "bugger" is so versatile. One can bugger off, get buggered or exclaim "oh bugger" or "bugger me backwards" I think it's a Shropshire/Midlands thing
That was bloody brilliant mate !
This is "How to swear like a 50+ year old Brit".
Bloody Hell! Literally howling with laughter at this.
+Katy Standen (Schoolrunbeauty) abso-bloody-lutely
"BLOODY HELL HARRY"
More like "bloody ELL ARRY"
+Ameer Achikzai Omg xDDD
This was so funny, and well presented, I am still laughing!
From Rowan Atkinson - Blackadder: Season 2
Well, bugger my giddy aunt...
"Lovely" is such a British word, I can tell that as a foreigner. xD Could you count how often do you use it a day?
Not that often tbh
Noun + ed or verb + ered in British mean drunk.
"Bloody Nora, I thought I was hedgehogged, but I wasn't half as thinkered as that pissant !"
"Bloody Nora, I thought I was paintbrushed, but I wasn't half as extrapolatered as that pissant !"
Yup, it works for me !
derivecz nope. Only drunk
Sheeped sheepered
This is a brilliantly educational and humorous video!
Practically perplexed at the profoundly prolific presentation of the letter 'p'
Being from the US and visiting a cousin in the UK, while he was driving I kept hearing him say "Pratt!" under his breath. When we got to our destination, I told other relatives arriving in a separate car that I learned a new word, said it quite loudly, and was rewarded with pained silence and averted looks.
It's actually "prat". (Pratt is quite a common surname in England). It used to be almost taboo, meaning a lady's rude bits, but is now much weaker and widespread, though not polite. There is "pratting around" = aimless activity, the same as "faffing around".
I feel like this could almost be a series on its own…😂 seriously, I need more videos like this. I love the versatility of the language…
My favorite is: are you taking the piss 😆
This video is bang on. I use these words daily.
Wow,
She is Beautiful!
THATS BLOODY AMAZING
love this!
Anyone else like a posh bird swearing
Oh yes.
Such an exceptionally beautiful presenter !
This is a bloody good video.
Thank you for your videos I'm really like them all and you are very beautifully
Someone should teach Trump how to cuss in British! He wouldn't sound like such a low class sod!
Yes, he would. You can't polish a turd.
+Anon Nymous the mythbusters busted that myth. you in fact can polish a turd-_-
TheSuperPsychaholic
I forgot about that one. But Trump and Clinton are still turds.
Pizza's Mad World no
Pizza's Mad World Good. That's what he SHOULD be called. Looooooool. XD
lovely presentation! I've been furrowing the brows of my fellow Yanks with these since my high school years, which I tried my sodding best to keep cloaked in a thick fog of Young Ones, Monty Python, and British punk and Oi! music.
Blimey...u r osmm...!!! Really nyc acting...speech...and matter ! Keep posting
A greatest episode! Just wondering how many doubles each part of the video took with Kate! The episode must have been an emotionally tough one to shoot! One can tell by Kate's eyes.))) Must have been really emotional and funny! But the girl is brave and professional. Thank you for all you're doing, Siobhan and Kate! Do not stop!
Should have had Gordon Ramsay host this episode. :)
i love bugger off or anytime i can use the word bugger lol
I've always been amused by the look on a Brits face when you look them in the eyes and say "Bugger".
Wow! Great video and subscribed!
what about bugger? And i thought sod comes from sodomy
emily fellows Agreed.
Wheras we say 'just shove it where the sun doesnt shine'
emily fellows So does bugger!
In Wales, bugger can be an affectionate fraternalism. "How are you, you old bugger?"
I think its a synonym for sodomy
What happened to Gordon Bennett? Do we use that? Yes we do.
Lovely video!
Kate is SO BLOODY ADORABLE!!
there needs to be a show like this for all different kinds of cultures. I'd especially love to see one on russian culture
+gskaloyan Well, you might wanna check out Philochko he is an American, obsessed with russian culture, and ehm, yeah russian swearing is very complex as well as the grammar
I bloody like it
hahahahah Bookmarking
Ajda Boksic Filipovic it's a keeper ;)
hahahah Ikr!
Don't take this the wrong way but it would sound better is u said “I bloody love it " but oh well still sounds alright :)
Your sentence using the different variations of piss was brilliant! Made me laugh 😂👍
BLOODY GOOD video! 😄👍
She's pretty, I can forgive her foul language.
Nothing sexier than swearing a posh English accent
+Sam Young I thought this video was supposed to be about swear words. Why do you seem surprised that I refer to swear words as foul language? What's the difference. Don't forget, she is pretty enough to make it seem "charming".
+Kirsten Hey Donald trump is a good looking guy. He has amazing hair, I can forgive Donald Trump too.
It's not foul. It's honest
You are pretty as a brit.
We germans use a lot of "ü"'s but not in "blutig". You can say "blaublütig" for "blue-blooded" and maybe it's an older form... but in general it's "blutig". Anyway I like video.
Greetings from Germany :)
My God Kate. Your videos are sooooooo great!
:D
Good explanations, thanks!
There's also "Ruddy" as a euphemism for "Bloody". Curiously with one of nevil Shute's first novels his publishers wanted to accept the Ms, but would not print the B-word, so he simply said "Change them all to 'ruddy'".
My gran used to say bally.
Reminds me of my granddad killing 'bloody ants' in front of a more easily offended visitor.
as a german, I learned everything from Jeremy Clarkson
CLARKSON!!!
And Captain Slow and the Hamster.
I LOVE your tongue twister.
I'd like to hear a brit saying: "perfect shot, thank you" with effect, as if he had shot a Muji