My middle name is actually Anxiety, which would be terrible if my first name wasn't Depression. Also I sweat a lot while typing. I'm literally dehydrated now because of this comment. I'm literally dead.
Really? My body can't even absorb water. I am literally 100% bone and flesh 0% water. My dry fingers are literally crumbling while typing this reply and I might not even have enough fingers to finis
@@gimbly8801 Damn that sucks but I was visited by a demon 100 years ago and cursed with eternal life, now my body is decaying and I'm in constant excruciating agony yet unable to die, and I will remain like this until judgement day
@@3van660 that’s cute, my entire existence is literally pain and I was literally cursed by Jesus Christopher himself and my punishment is that I can only feel pain at all times. Also my cat literally ate me, so as I’m writing this comment I’m being digested and turned into shit.
@@realfarmer21 I checked you out. You have 51.8k subs, get decent views, and have plenty of people commenting under your videos. You are acting entirely too desperate for someone of your size, and it is very off-putting. No, I didn't sub, and no I didn't watch your videos.
Me: "I have a headache." My friend: "I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms, at night I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."
u ever have that suffering friend who occasionally remembers some injury of yours and acts really concerned even tho it's not bothering you anymore lmao but he does this with everyone he knows like he's trying to level the playing field bc he is aware he complains abt his problems constantly
This is one of my friends and it's been his thing for years. It's 90% of his personality at this point. Occasionally i get close to outdoing his suffering but shit is always happening to him. When i suggest self improvement which i do, he doesn't want to. He does live a painful life but I'm p sure he could overcome it if he tried, and overcoming it would make him into gigachad
I feel like this is my whole family. Nothing's ever good so we compete for who's got it worse I guess. If someone's doing well they get made fun of. Super healthy and I'm totally perfectly adjusted. Totally.
my cat literally almost hung itself on the string for window blinds. luckily we saw it happen so it didn't die. the string was tied for some reason, which they aren't anymore. wasn't intentional suicide lol
This is totally one of my online friends and when she says stuff like this, I stop replying cuz she gives a bunch of reasons why my suggestions won’t work
one time I was telling this guy about how my ankle broke and my uncle died from covid and he deadass said “oh well I broke all my toes and my ankle, and my grandma and grandpa died of stage 5 brain cancer” and I just looked at him, and said slowly, “cap”
This happened to me just yesterday. I put a post on reddit about my social anxiety and that I get lonely at work and this person DMed me asking if I have any friends. I responded to them by saying "yeah I do have some friends, not on reddit though, but I just get lonely and anxious at work" (To relate to my post and thought this person wanted to be my friend on reddit) and then they just burst at me saying "Woow" "Don't care" "Why don't you talk to your friends?". It was really weird because I thought this person wanted to suggest or give advice related to my post about social anxiety but it turns out they devalued my situation because they didn't have any friends of their own.
I found this triggering because my cat nearly hung herself when she escaped with her leash attached and it got caught on the fence, she wriggled out of the collar luckily. And she died of cancer
I'm the friend who is not a citizen and works at a hotdog stand for 12 hours for 10 dollars an hour and I live in phx az I'm actually jealous of the cat that commited suicide lol
Whenever I tell Ryan I need to go to the doctor he hits himself really hard
i have a friend that hits himself even harder
My friend calls 911 regarding a his stolen heart, on the account he feels no emotional contact for anyone anymore
you.
No doy that is soooo Insane-O style!
knock it off ryan i know its you
4 minutes into the conversation and he's talking about a Twinkie stored in his right arm, you just can't one up that kind of suffering
Kuz nah I make entertaining vids just like Ryan. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come to tell me Fr
My middle name is actually Anxiety, which would be terrible if my first name wasn't Depression. Also I sweat a lot while typing. I'm literally dehydrated now because of this comment. I'm literally dead.
RIP Depression Anxiety Shaver
Really? My body can't even absorb water. I am literally 100% bone and flesh 0% water. My dry fingers are literally crumbling while typing this reply and I might not even have enough fingers to finis
Oof! That’s so bad but let me tell you about my box turtle Frank he’s got like, all the cancers! We’re super devastated over here!
@@gimbly8801 Damn that sucks but I was visited by a demon 100 years ago and cursed with eternal life, now my body is decaying and I'm in constant excruciating agony yet unable to die, and I will remain like this until judgement day
@@3van660 that’s cute, my entire existence is literally pain and I was literally cursed by Jesus Christopher himself and my punishment is that I can only feel pain at all times. Also my cat literally ate me, so as I’m writing this comment I’m being digested and turned into shit.
Same thing happened to my uncles cat. Amazing and tragic what those critters can do without opposable thumbs. RIP Oreo
Tbh I make entertaining vids just like Ryan. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come to tell me
@@realfarmer21 ratio then
Rip Oreo!
Lmfao, Oreo was the cherry on top hahaha
My cat’s name is Oreo, she has bulimia and panic attacks
im the friend. watching ryan all day isn't as easy as u think. Surgeons can take breaks while i can't.
I make entertaining vids just like Ryan. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come to tell me fam
@@realfarmer21 no one is as funny as ryan
@@realfarmer21 typical
@@realfarmer21 god that's sad
I laughed at 'my cat hung itself' then I felt like a bad person.
Imagine if animals could kill themselves, the world would be fucking HORRIFIC, just animal bodies in random places
Anyone who makes a joke about suicide is a bad person.
This is literally the guy with glass bones from the SpongeBob chocolate episode
Homie listen I make entertaining vids just like Ryan. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come to tell me
@@realfarmer21 nah
@@realfarmer21 I checked you out. You have 51.8k subs, get decent views, and have plenty of people commenting under your videos. You are acting entirely too desperate for someone of your size, and it is very off-putting. No, I didn't sub, and no I didn't watch your videos.
And paper skin
Ryan is so good at playing these characters, and we all know someone like this too
“My cat killed itself because my other cat… killed it self” bro thats brutal 😂😂
These skits always feel so dangerously relatable.
"Well! I'm gonna go so we'll see each other again some time, yeah?" "Nope. I'm actually going blind in both of my eyes."
This is gold tier material. You guys are a real comedy powerhouse, keep It going!
Sending this to that one friend.
Me: "I have a headache."
My friend: "I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms, at night I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."
Someone commented this an hour before you . Sorry . No cigar
@@juanitodurden9347 I didn't steal it from them. I stole it from SpongeBob.
Imagine having your cat leashed to the top of a cat tower. That sounds like a recipe for disaster.
they always making it about themselves too lmao.
Listen bro, I’m allergic to oxygen and water and sunlight. You just wouldn’t understand my pain
i was like him then i started sleeping and everything changed.
SLEEP IS SO IMPORTANT
💀💀
I know it's hard dealing with your friend who's like this, but my friend who does this shit is SO much worse, so much harder to deal with :(
u ever have that suffering friend who occasionally remembers some injury of yours and acts really concerned even tho it's not bothering you anymore lmao
but he does this with everyone he knows like he's trying to level the playing field bc he is aware he complains abt his problems constantly
@@ThePhantomGodofNight no dhskka the person I know is a 71yo man sorry dhsjaka
@@haft2beu Is your 70+ YO friend in physical pain always, by chance?
@@SNCRLYTYLER yes he is
This is one of my friends and it's been his thing for years. It's 90% of his personality at this point. Occasionally i get close to outdoing his suffering but shit is always happening to him. When i suggest self improvement which i do, he doesn't want to. He does live a painful life but I'm p sure he could overcome it if he tried, and overcoming it would make him into gigachad
I feel like this is my whole family. Nothing's ever good so we compete for who's got it worse I guess. If someone's doing well they get made fun of. Super healthy and I'm totally perfectly adjusted. Totally.
*virtual hug*
Such an older generation thing to do is compete and wear their struggles or trauma like a badge of honor.
pretty toxic since like all your struggles are brushed off bc ‘someone else has ir worse’
bro is down bad fr fr ong
bro is down bad fr fr ong
being too weak to save your suicidal cat hits hard, bro. relatable
Reminds me of people from my high school.
my cat literally almost hung itself on the string for window blinds. luckily we saw it happen so it didn't die. the string was tied for some reason, which they aren't anymore. wasn't intentional suicide lol
Aaand u had the strenght and not food stuck in your body parts.
Happy he/she was ok.
I love your sense of humor
Yur I make entertaining vids just like Ryan. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come to tell me
@@realfarmer21 unsubbed because if your botted comments :)
I hate people that always try to "one up" your pain.
When Spencer has a double chin Ryan has a triple chin.
hey man ouch
@@RyanTheLeader and hipablo has a quadruple chin
@@RyanTheLeader are you Ryan toys review
Spencer rules! Everything he’s in is elevated. Also, Ryan kicks ass
It was really therapeutic to laugh at myself through this
I wish I could have something therapeutic but I can't 😕
@@DMO-DMO-DMO oh yeah? Well if i have anything therapeutic i have 8 panic attacks
Well I’m made of salt. So everytime I go out in the rain I just melt.
My cat hung itself🤣🤣🤣
"my cat killed itself" got me lmao
I have a friend like that. Hard to get rid of him since we've been friends for YEARRS but he's soooo negative all the time
from experience laughing at your friend's tragedy always works out bro trust me
we all have that one friend
I love this trio, it works so well🙌
This video is so true there’s always that one guy it’s accurate asf and too fucking funny the best one yet
Ryan is so lucky that he's able to speak.
This is totally one of my online friends and when she says stuff like this, I stop replying cuz she gives a bunch of reasons why my suggestions won’t work
when your legs don't work like they used to before
he has an "its every day bro" shirt in 2022. Props
Thanks for doing this vid you guys. I hate people like that so much!
this one was hilarious you should have keep coming you are true master of self shame
“It’s a regular leg.” LMFAOOOO!!!! 😂😂😂😂
We all know someone exactly like this
I spit my cereal out at "food objects stored throughout my body" on this one. Had to pause an collect myself.
Brooo Das a big "Back in my day energy" from Ryan
I work 300 hours a week
i am currently sitting on 306 hours a week
💀
we all know this friend/ person. they would but in a story. and then try to make it about themself.
one time I was telling this guy about how my ankle broke and my uncle died from covid and he deadass said “oh well I broke all my toes and my ankle, and my grandma and grandpa died of stage 5 brain cancer” and I just looked at him, and said slowly, “cap”
I'm prepared to stop dating women so that I can just straight up marry Ryan hopefully.
love your videos, proud of you bro
this is how i imagine pete davidson act with his friends
Literally my best friend. I don't have a victim mentality, and I know that someone out there have it worse, but it's okay to complain sometimes lol.
This is how most my family members are. I never relay any info for this reason.
i feel personally attacked and i dont know if i should love it or hate it 😡😤
whenever I watch these videos I never make it past the first minute and wonder why there are syill another 4 minutes left of this torture
Some of us love to feel uncomfortable for some reason
I saw the thumbnail quote and instantly knew you nailed it 😂
the 1-upper
Every 60 seconds really feels like a minute when you're watching this.
I was waiting for the "oh and I'm actually dead btw and this is just a hologram of me"
bro is down bad fr on god
I used to know a couple of people like this. Keywords "used to" I finally couldn't stand it anymore and stopped talking to them lol.
Dude, you don't even get it.
"my cat hung himself" caught me off guard
Same lmao I almost spit out my drink
"Yo ive been thinking about-"
".........."
In Australia we call people like this 2 dogs. Because if you have 1 dog they have 2.
This happened to me just yesterday. I put a post on reddit about my social anxiety and that I get lonely at work and this person DMed me asking if I have any friends. I responded to them by saying "yeah I do have some friends, not on reddit though, but I just get lonely and anxious at work" (To relate to my post and thought this person wanted to be my friend on reddit) and then they just burst at me saying "Woow" "Don't care" "Why don't you talk to your friends?". It was really weird because I thought this person wanted to suggest or give advice related to my post about social anxiety but it turns out they devalued my situation because they didn't have any friends of their own.
That's exactly the type of thing I'd expect from r*dditors lmao
Ryan trying not to laugh is hilarious.
the shared awkward eye contacts between the other people he's pissing off.....
*LOL*
That rare disorder is real. My friend Eric has it
Some people really be like that.
Lately i am making sure to not talk or interact more with this type of people
i just realized
im that friend
"My cat hung itself" i'm deceased xD
I need like a 40 day break lol
“My cat hung itself” I burst out laughing 💀💀💀
I found this triggering because my cat nearly hung herself when she escaped with her leash attached and it got caught on the fence, she wriggled out of the collar luckily.
And she died of cancer
They make cat collars for this reason they are easy to snap off if they get snagged
bruh
damn 💀💀💀
"Oh Shit!!!" The ultimate reply😂
At this rate, your friend will become a discord mod.
Damn ryan i didnt noticed you are at 700k! 100% deserved
Last time i checled it was like 200k
Also is it the "shielding" sound of smash bros in your outro?
"My cat hung itself" I feel like this is what discord mods say to the new members
lol this kinda hits hard. i had a friend like this before. (and i also was kind of like this years ago)
Man i hate people that can't even watch anything with you, like what else you wanna do?
It's basically an effortless activity..
It’s been a while since I laughed this hard
I've never laughed, try seeing how I feel
@@adamherzenberg9162 oh yeah? whenever I laugh I literally cant breathe and I need CPR to not die. you think you have a problem? sureee
My mom is exactly this way
Yeah, I got a kick out of this one.
omg lol i had a bad day i needed this X'D...
Forest critters got me, not even a punch line lol
NO! YOU have no idea how hard my week was!! Don’t even 🤣🤣🤣
This is basically a Wings Of Redemption stream
Bro is down fr fr on god
Poor guy man there dumping on him for his cat killing itself
I'm the friend who is not a citizen and works at a hotdog stand for 12 hours for 10 dollars an hour and I live in phx az I'm actually jealous of the cat that commited suicide lol
Spence looks very Gen Z here, the hair, the style.
I don’t have the attention span for a movie anymore . Lol this got me
80 hours a week no overtime my man’s is doing slave labour 😂
Yessss the old outro
1:07 my moms cat once actually did accidentally hang itself.