the guy who did 1 night in jail

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  • why is this every guy in the movies who got bailed out of jail.
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  • @TrevorWallace
    @TrevorWallace  3 ปีที่แล้ว +4023

    I'm PERFORMING IN FLORIDA (WEST PALM BEACH) NEXT TUESDAY! (march 16th)
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    • @awfvil2717
      @awfvil2717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      nice

    • @luclefebvre4209
      @luclefebvre4209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Is it COVID friendly?

    • @RK-tg1sp
      @RK-tg1sp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You should come to SF Bay!!

    • @nicolefreeman4386
      @nicolefreeman4386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😎

    • @garissonmcclintick5274
      @garissonmcclintick5274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      HOPE TO BE THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @RyanTheLeader
    @RyanTheLeader 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32587

    Trevor wouldn’t last an actual night in jail unlike me a true criminal

    • @andrewfrazier9290
      @andrewfrazier9290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      Lmao

    • @piAustin
      @piAustin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +414

      criminally sexy ;)

    • @avaveneziano
      @avaveneziano 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      mhm

    • @G0ddEityawesome
      @G0ddEityawesome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      Your crime is probably for being a simp

    • @someiggashit8654
      @someiggashit8654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      You couldn't even protect your sis from only fans and her bf

  • @sarmeddangerous6462
    @sarmeddangerous6462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6200

    The guy who bought condoms for the first time

    • @benbalmforth2117
      @benbalmforth2117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      he's gotta make this video

    • @albertspecht7374
      @albertspecht7374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@benbalmforth2117 community has to like this comment so he sees it hahhha would be great for sure

    • @akudowells869
      @akudowells869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      YESSIR

    • @calebdautel5691
      @calebdautel5691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      PLEASE

    • @nkiyama8437
      @nkiyama8437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Amazing how Trevor's video exist without him even filming it. Just come up with a fitting title and you good to go

  • @jessemorris5125
    @jessemorris5125 2 ปีที่แล้ว +831

    Showed this to my homeboy who did 17 1/2 yrs. He freakin lost it!! We were both crying laughing 😂😂😂

    • @googlename7943
      @googlename7943 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Wtf so many ex cons in the comments

    • @jessemorris5125
      @jessemorris5125 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@googlename7943 I’m not an ex con but my homie is. And we both thought this is hilarious

    • @googlename7943
      @googlename7943 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@jessemorris5125 what did he do to get 17 years?

    • @jessemorris5125
      @jessemorris5125 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@googlename7943 Manslaughter. He was getting jumped by 7 ppl and had a knife and used it. And there was no self defense law(stand your ground) at the time when it happened. They couldn’t get him for 1st or 2nd degree murder but him having a knife on him, taking someone out made it manslaughter.

    • @googlename7943
      @googlename7943 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jessemorris5125 that's so fucked up. poor man. your country's legal system is a joke no offense. not that ours is any good either.

  • @jayzayproductions5454
    @jayzayproductions5454 ปีที่แล้ว +670

    I did 30 days in county jail last summer and I actually hate how accurate this is lol. I talked about it for weeks after getting out

    • @shobhit2197
      @shobhit2197 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      30 days is crazy tho lol

    • @gordonfeetman445
      @gordonfeetman445 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      To be fair 30 days is pretty long.

    • @grimmashley8422
      @grimmashley8422 ปีที่แล้ว

      How does Trevor have such a strong understanding of all these niche types of douchey white guys?

    • @TheDennys21
      @TheDennys21 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@gordonfeetman445 not really no, 30 years is pretty long.

    • @TheDennys21
      @TheDennys21 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What did u do?

  • @mickflip2131
    @mickflip2131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5515

    “The guy who never left his hometown part 3”

    • @Hubert4515
      @Hubert4515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      please

    • @reyb6094
      @reyb6094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes please

    • @JafacaksWasTaken
      @JafacaksWasTaken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@reyb6094 he means thats what this is

    • @ariav7727
      @ariav7727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      he probably talks like this th-cam.com/video/HI5W2yZkvV0/w-d-xo.html

    • @NightMare-tp6fw
      @NightMare-tp6fw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not really tho

  • @blakerobnson
    @blakerobnson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4290

    “my phone is still charging: 47%” 😂

    • @eljefe9652
      @eljefe9652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      That might have been the best line!

    • @tomasdelcampo2
      @tomasdelcampo2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Is that an agent 47 joke?

    • @luke8986
      @luke8986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@tomasdelcampo2 not at all

    • @asmodeuskingofdemons
      @asmodeuskingofdemons 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Tbh I feel like this was shade at iPhones for not having fast charge

    • @luke8986
      @luke8986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@asmodeuskingofdemons no, 💀💀 he was saying that because he was in jail for such a short amount of time, his phone was still charging

  • @Me-wx1mt
    @Me-wx1mt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    "What are you reading?"
    "the bible, I'm a man of the lord"
    "you're Jewish"
    "I... converted"
    this part was hilarious. I mean, I can't blame him. He couldn't get a Torah.

    • @darkscythe3874
      @darkscythe3874 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Couldn’t get any Torahs in prison

  • @barisbasar3909
    @barisbasar3909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    When I was 17 I had a guy in my footballteam. He once when we were bowling as a team event he casually came to our coach and said "hey coach, Im very sorry, but I cant play this weekend. I have to go to jail for 2 nights." we thought he was joking. He had been caught driving without license and didnt comolete his social working hours. Therefore he really needed to sit for two nights. It was so damn funny you cant imagine. Because he normally was a really fine guy

  • @Cherdleys
    @Cherdleys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12753

    You’ve been showing off ur muscles lately and i aint mad

    • @frizzttymto
      @frizzttymto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      TRUTH

    • @fvckyourmom710
      @fvckyourmom710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      isn’t he a lil qt, like you

    • @thelastyeetbender4429
      @thelastyeetbender4429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      when are YOU gonna show us your muscles ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @noir66146
      @noir66146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      selfish.

    • @callmeqt1269
      @callmeqt1269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@fvckyourmom710 what wait no I thought I was the qt.

  • @myczxr
    @myczxr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2841

    one night in jail:
    *i didn't drop the soap. not even once. i'm so badass*

    • @ClassyCat06
      @ClassyCat06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      probably didn't take a shower either

    • @triggerhxppy
      @triggerhxppy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      i dropped it on purpose

    • @StupiderWithAB
      @StupiderWithAB 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you want to laugh? If you do then check out my sarcastic comedy videos 😀🙌😀🙌😀🙌

    • @jxg0314
      @jxg0314 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, because if you were good ass you would have got it.

    • @linus855
      @linus855 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      they have soap in jail?

  • @dave2808
    @dave2808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I remember my brother was like that for awhile. He didn’t go to jail, he was just proud of drugs and partying, stuff like that. I just sat looking at him and telling him “you know you’re a tool right?”

    • @jessipinkman8444
      @jessipinkman8444 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah that’s basically everyone i know at this point lmao😭 I’m not against those things at all but the whole reason of doing them is to have fun, they don’t make you “rebellious” or some shit😭 Your brother needed to hear that fs🤝

  • @landingswithlexi3756
    @landingswithlexi3756 2 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    Having worked at a jail this is hilarious! 😂😂 Some of the most “hard acting” inmates I ever dealt with were the ones in jail on some petty charges like back child support or driving with a suspended license lol. They always felt the need to prove themselves. 🤦🏾‍♀️
    The ones booked in on murder, homicide, robbery, etc don’t have to do all that to prove themselves.

    • @NotEvenOverThere
      @NotEvenOverThere ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Cause they already proved themselves

    • @tannerburggraf7926
      @tannerburggraf7926 ปีที่แล้ว

      Proved they are a drain on people who have jobs that pay for there meals while they're locked up lol

    • @CloseYourBrownEyes
      @CloseYourBrownEyes ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I mean, it's weird that your giving props to people that committed heinous crimes but.. Wait, maybe you shouldn't give them any props, period. It's weird.

    • @The1Mustache3
      @The1Mustache3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bot. All bots

    • @ErikWidmann
      @ErikWidmann 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I was in over a year waiting on court with some crazies, and the dudes coming in that "it ain't my first time" were all like this. Especially the ones who were in for throwing their pregnant GFs down stairs.
      Luckily all charges dropped for me.

  • @dibi6138
    @dibi6138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9264

    Do the “I was gonna go into the military but..” guy

    • @Limerick.
      @Limerick. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      yesss

    • @kilow9220
      @kilow9220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Yesssss

    • @steelrarebit7387
      @steelrarebit7387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +278

      That could literally be this guy. "I was gonna go into the military but, ya know with my rap sheet they were scared that I'd kick the crap out of the drill sergeants."

    • @gary9337
      @gary9337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I was gonna go into the military but they said I was too reckless 💪

    • @lukewhitt6849
      @lukewhitt6849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I was gana go to the military but u could end up in jail ethier way.

  • @mr.oculus3834
    @mr.oculus3834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4841

    He forgot to text every girl in his phone to let em know he just got out of jail. "yo girl, i just got out, and you're the only one I thought of while I was locked up." x100

    • @Owenm907
      @Owenm907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      4 me, x0 XD

    • @Owenm907
      @Owenm907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lol

    • @kayskel5610
      @kayskel5610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Underated comment

    • @quietdavid
      @quietdavid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      “It’s lonely in the joint”

    • @Devinity08
      @Devinity08 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @samedsayed2881
    @samedsayed2881 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dominic mysterio

  • @Just_Call_Me_Pagton
    @Just_Call_Me_Pagton 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    3:12 it made me laugh so hard when he switched from smoking to a man of the lord in 10 seconds

  • @LoganAllec
    @LoganAllec 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3918

    GUESS WHO'S OUT 🧐

    • @imasock6627
      @imasock6627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      who

    • @llab3903
      @llab3903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Everybody knows it’s you pretty boy. Take your 15 minutes humbly

    • @Innocuousmale
      @Innocuousmale 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Does this person thoroughly enjoy board games?

    • @YUNG_G33ZY
      @YUNG_G33ZY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bobby schmurda

    • @brooksdavis2509
      @brooksdavis2509 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You

  • @TheAndre2131
    @TheAndre2131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4269

    "if you can't shit in front of other people, you can't be shit....in front of other people" - Trevor 2021

    • @Literally___Me
      @Literally___Me 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Entrepreneur followed that motto but he thought that it was “eat shit”

    • @hinamatsuro1908
      @hinamatsuro1908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Alec Baloun please no don't get a tattoo

    • @WLongDoesWStuff
      @WLongDoesWStuff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@hinamatsuro1908 it was a quote from the video and also why are you mad about some random guy getting a tattoo.

    • @atxmatt2510
      @atxmatt2510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just got it tatted!

    • @noahjohns7954
      @noahjohns7954 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Brandon Hoyos Saldana just like you

  • @SyxxTheRussain
    @SyxxTheRussain ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This suits Dom in wwe

  • @trashcanjoe4902
    @trashcanjoe4902 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    It’s funny cause I’ve spent 1 night in jail and I tell the story often, but only to tell people how much it sucked having to walk like several hours early in the morning, hoping I was going in the right direction, super hungover to get back to my car 😂

    • @Sparks2490
      @Sparks2490 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Viking pfp viking pfp

    • @andrewiglinski148
      @andrewiglinski148 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Lol this is real. I was locked up for like 3 days and they let me out at like 3am, and I walked like 4 hours 180 degrees from where I was trying to go before figuring it out lol.

  • @EscapePlanSkateboarding
    @EscapePlanSkateboarding 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2654

    "That's all I got. I ran outta time." 🤣

  • @ccdccd2708
    @ccdccd2708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2764

    nobody:
    elementary school kids after their first detention:

    • @TrevorWallace
      @TrevorWallace  3 ปีที่แล้ว +431

      lmaoooooo

    • @sortadecent8230
      @sortadecent8230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Nah most of the elementary kids in detention are just retards lmao. Back when I was going to detention daily there were just people who would say some stupid shit ALL THE TIME like “i KnOw YoU aRe BuT wHaT aM i?” Whenever I would talk to them. Would annoy the shit out of people 😂. Now you may be wondering who tf asked me. And to that I say, good question. I guess I just thought I’d share.

    • @linus855
      @linus855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@sortadecent8230 bet you can’t spell “icup”

    • @linus855
      @linus855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I remember getting detention in the 4th grade for slapping some guy when arguing about my socks “being gay”, the chump told the teacher, then I got called by some guy to walk with him, I ask the person walking me “am I in trouble” he said “‘no”, I was like “hell yeah free slap”, next thing I know I’m sitting on some chair facing the wall listening to him absolutely betraying me and instantly calling my father, I immediately started crying, rapid breathing, waving my arms around dramatically, shaking the chair around, for like 3 hours thinking, my dad thought it was funny, while I was still slightly crying in the car I told him what happened, he said “the socks are pretty fucking stupid though”, my mom was not amused with me, but my dad thought it was funny, that’s probably still on my school record, coming back the day after the next thinking I was the coolest guy to ever exist, yeah I got detention, yeah I had a breakdown about it, but Matthew doesn’t need to know that, fucking matthew

    • @clintfischer1057
      @clintfischer1057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@linus855 Fck Matthew !

  • @Fefeyon
    @Fefeyon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    “Is that ur ringtone?”
    Trevor: “Nah, it’s a lifestyle”
    Relate to this 💯
    4:00

  • @theindiancop
    @theindiancop ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dominic Mysterio.

  • @chanceytheyoungin
    @chanceytheyoungin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6204

    One time my ex went to jail for less than 24 hours and said “food tastes so good ever since i got out” 😂

  • @leyroy1289
    @leyroy1289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3218

    "My phone still charging, 47%"
    Lol felt that

    • @bikingwithben6789
      @bikingwithben6789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      It’s the most underrated line in this video

    • @madeinheaven387
      @madeinheaven387 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah the 5v1a right......

    • @satoshinakamoto7253
      @satoshinakamoto7253 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      turn off lower power mode when charging

    • @satoshinakamoto7253
      @satoshinakamoto7253 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bikingwithben6789 turn off lower power mode when charging

    • @aceshi6638
      @aceshi6638 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ☠️ that one hit

  • @The_DerpGamer
    @The_DerpGamer ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Dominic Mysterio's new gimmick:

  • @kylelloyd4437
    @kylelloyd4437 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Lol dude you are so spot on lmao. I love all the subtle things about jail, the personal trainer, the finding God, all of it was great.

  • @lp2033
    @lp2033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1006

    "If you can't shit in front of people you cant be shit...infront of people. DAMN...." lmaoooo

    • @iidoughnutholes3087
      @iidoughnutholes3087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That’s deep-

    • @davedays
      @davedays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      that line had me dying

    • @zyrx08
      @zyrx08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@davedays yooooo whats up brooo

    • @miguelrodriguezacevedo8927
      @miguelrodriguezacevedo8927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Honestly if he really did get that tattooed on him I wouldn't even be mad

    • @purkatopics2877
      @purkatopics2877 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is almost as good as Ryan's Quote: "If your life is shit, well, then learn how to wipe"

  • @tabithaparrish8305
    @tabithaparrish8305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5302

    My little sister did 12 hours in the drunk tank and the next morning she called me and this is 1,000,000% accurate. She still talks about the time she went to prison. 🤣

  • @mcmahansshorts6097
    @mcmahansshorts6097 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Dominik Mysterio is typing .......✍️

    • @zackaryb1013
      @zackaryb1013 ปีที่แล้ว

      Had to check if anyone was gonna mention Dominik lmao

  • @NicDunn
    @NicDunn หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I'm convinced that all of Trevor's "guy who" skits are based on either guys he knows or guys he is

  • @JustLikeYou.
    @JustLikeYou. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3039

    “Yeah I converted, couldn’t get a Torah in prison” has me dead lmao

    • @AlIskanderZhao
      @AlIskanderZhao 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      While he's holding the old testament lmao

    • @therealneji
      @therealneji 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He said tour

    • @YouKnowMeDuh
      @YouKnowMeDuh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@AlIskanderZhao Had me W E A K 🤣

    • @JustLikeYou.
      @JustLikeYou. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@therealneji nah he said Torah because he is Jewish, the Torah is the holy book of Judaism 🤟

    • @UnknowableDandelion
      @UnknowableDandelion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      It’s funny because the Bible has the Torah in it lmfao

  • @Drago0025
    @Drago0025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2590

    The real crime here is that this man left his phone on the charger for a whole night and it's only at 47%

    • @sarapinto9589
      @sarapinto9589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😅

    • @johnnyvivic8730
      @johnnyvivic8730 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Probly one of those eBay cords that only works if you jam it in and out of the phone 4 times, cus at it, push it sideways, and then prop your phone up against the wall with the cord underneath.

    • @Drago0025
      @Drago0025 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@johnnyvivic8730 Bro I don't even remember making this comment but yeah prob

    • @jokarspekzz1225
      @jokarspekzz1225 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Drago0025 bruh he said they couldn't pay the light bill since he's was locked so that makes sense why it was only at 47% 🤣

    • @JK-uj8ur
      @JK-uj8ur ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The contact isn't good. Just charges intermittently in short spurts. Bad for the battery too.

  • @LewisMcNair
    @LewisMcNair ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Dominic mysterio?

  • @rosskilbride6657
    @rosskilbride6657 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Dominick Mysterio, lol 😂

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4397

    And now this is a masterpiece

    • @vexrtym
      @vexrtym 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Imagine having only 1 reply

    • @Smokerup
      @Smokerup 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Imagine having 2 replies

    • @vexrtym
      @vexrtym 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Smokerup 3

    • @Smokerup
      @Smokerup 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vexrtym make it 4

    • @vexrtym
      @vexrtym 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Smokerup make it 5

  • @DesertDingle
    @DesertDingle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3850

    "I picked up smoking in jail"
    *inserts match into mouth and lights it
    *throws away match
    "I quit i'm a man of the lord now"

    • @t1ny723
      @t1ny723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Ik that part got me dead

    • @chongus3092
      @chongus3092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      LMAOOOOO

    • @skeletonbuyingpealts7134
      @skeletonbuyingpealts7134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Yep, that's in the video

    • @rorigillmore141
      @rorigillmore141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      wow that really was in there? thanks for pointing it out

    • @him1517
      @him1517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@rorigillmore141 yeah very surprising, I almost missed it

  • @Youngdank
    @Youngdank ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dominik Mysterio

  • @TheSandwichguy192
    @TheSandwichguy192 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Aka Dominic Mysterio

  • @saketpatil9969
    @saketpatil9969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6730

    This guy doesn't fit in the character, the character fits in him.

    • @jerm2867
      @jerm2867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      No homo

    • @Andrew52_52
      @Andrew52_52 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wonder what his real personality is

    • @Figey_2022
      @Figey_2022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      "Step character, what are you doing?"

    • @saketpatil9969
      @saketpatil9969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Figey_2022 hahahahhahahaha that was funny 🤣🤣

    • @deionjohn5904
      @deionjohn5904 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or characters 🥸

  • @Chickin
    @Chickin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3812

    as a person that spent a night in jail, this so untrue, i spent my time solving calculus equations that were written on the walls, take me back

    • @Mobidyfid
      @Mobidyfid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +336

      This is actually accurate, lmao. People actually be writing equations on the walls in county

    • @azz75sl
      @azz75sl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      @@Mobidyfid theres not much that you won’t find written on the walls in county.

    • @dmgedits1086
      @dmgedits1086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I got locked up for a year and I didn’t act like that when I got out lmao 😂

    • @azz75sl
      @azz75sl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@dmgedits1086 of course lol thats the joke. Its a dunning kreuger type thing, its the people that barely got a taste that act like hard asses. People that were down for at least a few months learn what acting harder than you are gets you.

    • @dmgedits1086
      @dmgedits1086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@azz75sl Ik that 😂

  • @abdulabadkumbati664
    @abdulabadkumbati664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "When I first went into jail, my initial thought was I'm gonna come out here as a rapper, but those verses didn't work out.
    So.. **flicks finger on Bible**
    Had to check out these verses." 3:20
    I'm wheezing 😂

  • @troesler81
    @troesler81 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    WWE seen this and said I have an idea for Dominic Mysterio.

  • @dedly_bloom
    @dedly_bloom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2123

    Trevor loved his In-N-Out sooo much they need to sponsor him 😂

    • @CooperBMX
      @CooperBMX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Didnt expect me to see you here

    • @StupiderWithAB
      @StupiderWithAB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Do you want to laugh? If you do then check out my sarcastic comedy videos 😀🙌😀🙌😀🙌

    • @trollsdontgetblocked9941
      @trollsdontgetblocked9941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@StupiderWithAB you aren’t funny

    • @alfonsoa1292
      @alfonsoa1292 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@trollsdontgetblocked9941 you aren’t funny either

    • @f_a_t_c_a_t
      @f_a_t_c_a_t 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alfonsoa1292 you aren't funny either

  • @ClinicalDecisionYikesYT
    @ClinicalDecisionYikesYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +900

    How do you have the perfect face for every type of person who ever existed??

    • @Jeffery99
      @Jeffery99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Good acting

    • @aminthemist
      @aminthemist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly 😂😂😂

    • @yoinkface6516
      @yoinkface6516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He looks like a default character

  • @GigaJayJay
    @GigaJayJay ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Dominic Mysterio in a nut shell lol

    • @DankPhett
      @DankPhett ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ex con dom’s the best heel in the ‘E rn

  • @Dr.KarenMarsh
    @Dr.KarenMarsh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “ITS A BELT!!!”
    “I’m all buckled up.”
    Lmao

  • @reptilelvr10
    @reptilelvr10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1820

    I work in a jail. This is accurate af. And a majority of guys like this are crying most of the time 😂

    • @tomoe8118
      @tomoe8118 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Damn

    • @patrickbledsoe2176
      @patrickbledsoe2176 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Your 100% right

    • @cholericimp1358
      @cholericimp1358 ปีที่แล้ว

      Police motherfucker. Chug antifreeze

    • @SabrinaRina
      @SabrinaRina ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Probably the most purifying cry which is why they get such a weird high.

    • @The_Only_Juan
      @The_Only_Juan ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Damn, who outs themselves as a CO like that, put yourself on blast homie, not a good look.

  • @stedfast5468
    @stedfast5468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6078

    This was my brother, literally! And he did 6 days in city, not county.😂 I myself went to prison from 1994 to 2003, and besides my full body being sleeved, you would never know I did that much time. I don't even think about being there. Moved on and became a productive citizen.

    • @dopemusic6414
      @dopemusic6414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +515

      Respect for avoiding that hell hole. I imagine for most people who experience prison one time experience is enough to never come back.

    • @SMD-si7fm
      @SMD-si7fm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +346

      @@dopemusic6414 lol. Theres a reason people go back. Once you're in the system its hard as fuck to get out. You wouldn't believe the little shit you do daily would break probation rules. Break probation, and you're in for 30 days.

    • @x.vmp1re.m0ney.x
      @x.vmp1re.m0ney.x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      @@dopemusic6414 It's pretty easy to go back to jail, it's pretty easy to break probation and it sucks, I myself never went to jail but ya know family and some friends. It's like if you even exist you break probation.

    • @reninatrimble3153
      @reninatrimble3153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      My cousins dad got put in ever since like I wanna say 2015 or like 2016

    • @hippityhoppitygetoffmyprop9121
      @hippityhoppitygetoffmyprop9121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      What u get locked up for

  • @noahzalameda1522
    @noahzalameda1522 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is modern-day Dominik Mysterio in WWE

  • @jcantu0
    @jcantu0 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This Dirty Dom when he did “hard time.”

  • @erenjeager5290
    @erenjeager5290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    “He’s grown so much”
    “That’s plastic”
    “Been gone for so long I can’t tell the difference”

  • @DyslexicMitochondria
    @DyslexicMitochondria 3 ปีที่แล้ว +570

    It's scary how real his acting is

  • @REALJAYONE
    @REALJAYONE ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dominick Mysterio’s Current gimmick

  • @tyslavjakov29
    @tyslavjakov29 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I did 1.8 years in jail in Australia and I felt like this XD

    • @someone-tw3kd
      @someone-tw3kd ปีที่แล้ว

      Wht u did bro

    • @sinclairj7492
      @sinclairj7492 ปีที่แล้ว

      Congratulations

    • @xiiza6268
      @xiiza6268 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I did 6 weeks in WA haha I wouldn't shut up about it for a whole year 😂

    • @tyslavjakov29
      @tyslavjakov29 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@someone-tw3kd extremism related charge I guess is one way of putting it

    • @tyslavjakov29
      @tyslavjakov29 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@xiiza6268 I was so scared when I went it made me grow up but I guess you feel a little proud of getting out

  • @awsomealien234
    @awsomealien234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    “Everything looks so different”
    “No, it’s the exact same”
    😂😂

    • @D.S.44
      @D.S.44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Quiznos ?

  • @arthurshahzad7786
    @arthurshahzad7786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    “If you can’t shit in front of people then you can’t be shit in front of people”, that’s honestly the wisest piece of advice I’ve ever heard

    • @drumerdude2
      @drumerdude2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can but I haven’t been in yet to do it

    • @TheDennys21
      @TheDennys21 ปีที่แล้ว

      Even if you can shit in front of people you shouldn't be shit, in front of people.

  • @John_Smith455
    @John_Smith455 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I'm glad that us men of culture may gather again to appreciate the most replayed moment in this video

  • @DankestSnail
    @DankestSnail ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I fell on my ass laughing when he said "you get that letter I sent you" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @zfin87
    @zfin87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    “It just feels so good to eat real food again”
    ‘you were gone for two meals’

    • @justinbrown5098
      @justinbrown5098 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think it's funny that he called Quizno's real food though

    • @popelidups9217
      @popelidups9217 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah that's on the video, were not deaf

    • @ps92809
      @ps92809 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@popelidups9217 You don't know that

  • @samwich2596
    @samwich2596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    This seems like the same guy that never left his hometown

    • @JacqueCRISCOsd
      @JacqueCRISCOsd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Loser comes in a variety of flavors.

    • @nataliehortin7883
      @nataliehortin7883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nah...that guy's been to jail for more than 24 hours a couple times😆😉

  • @lukewagoner3516
    @lukewagoner3516 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:09 that sandwich look good

  • @thefamousivanmoe
    @thefamousivanmoe ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is Dominik Mysterios whole heel run

  • @felipereyes8269
    @felipereyes8269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    I’m surprised he didn’t do the whole “I’m not going back” trope. And act like he’s doing some highly criminal shit lol

  • @jordanknight9614
    @jordanknight9614 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is the video Dominic Mysterio watched to come up with his gimmick in WWE 😂

  • @Mtb.Gibb0
    @Mtb.Gibb0 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “He’s grown so much”
    “It’s plastic!”
    “Oh…well why do I keep watering it?” 😂💯

  • @r0b
    @r0b 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1250

    ⚰️😂

    • @projectm3hh650
      @projectm3hh650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      How did this comment get buried

    • @therandomist1054
      @therandomist1054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yoooo wassup rob

    • @user-qh5jk1mn5i
      @user-qh5jk1mn5i 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      wow it’s rob from the hit show rob made by rob watched by rob starring rob rob and rob no way

    • @zaiite7051
      @zaiite7051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      tell Noah I said hi

    • @ittookme90daystochangemyna15
      @ittookme90daystochangemyna15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Woah never expected you here

  • @soohyunlee3555
    @soohyunlee3555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    I feel like the recent skits are just to flex his muscles ngl lol

    • @nihilist1280
      @nihilist1280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      lol what muscles?

    • @Logan-bh8tc
      @Logan-bh8tc 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They definetly are

    • @devinnice2409
      @devinnice2409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bro hes kidding😂

    • @chachawho435
      @chachawho435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@nihilist1280 dude def has muscle but not enough to be bragging about in a non comedic setting

    • @nihilist1280
      @nihilist1280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@chachawho435 He has muscles because he has low body fat so they are more refined, but he's not working out.

  • @mikyasmaregie3067
    @mikyasmaregie3067 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "If you can't shit infront of people, you can't be shit ... In front of people" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ejgj8894
    @ejgj8894 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “…Then why do I keep watering it?..” 😂😂😂

  • @MamaSwole
    @MamaSwole 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    "wanna hear a poem I wrote while I was in there?"
    "No?"

    • @shaneglasgow857
      @shaneglasgow857 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ooh very clever! You watched the video. WHAT?! You took it a STEP FURTHER and listened to the video. HOLD UP!!! YOU EVEN MEMORIZED A FEW LINES AND POSTED THEM WOW!!!!!!!

    • @mishapereda890
      @mishapereda890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@shaneglasgow857 calm down pal

    • @mywifesboyfriend5807
      @mywifesboyfriend5807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@shaneglasgow857 REEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @nate9147
      @nate9147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shaneglasgow857 I see people quoting what he says gets you triggered

    • @schematicb5393
      @schematicb5393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      69th like; lets goooo

  • @johanneskemp3516
    @johanneskemp3516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    "if you can't be shit in front of people, you can't be shit...

    • @kaspersmilez
      @kaspersmilez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In jail you shit in front of people

    • @nuzari3
      @nuzari3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Imagine listening to the video and not getting the quote right immediately after...

    • @pimpsk8er3702
      @pimpsk8er3702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      no one shits infront of anyone in jail we all used a shit sheet

    • @kaspersmilez
      @kaspersmilez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pimpsk8er3702 You went to a daycare

    • @pimpsk8er3702
      @pimpsk8er3702 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kaspersmilez and then??

  • @PNWOUTDOORS7923
    @PNWOUTDOORS7923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ik im late but 1:56 I guess you guys couldn’t pay the electricity bills while I was gone the light in the room literally on

  • @guillermoluna1408
    @guillermoluna1408 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Then why do I keep watering it?"😂😂

  • @justinmanns5229
    @justinmanns5229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    He protecc, he attacc, but he ain’t neva goin back

  • @TristenHernandez
    @TristenHernandez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    “Phone is still charging 47%” ⚰️

  • @kanadbhaumik3241
    @kanadbhaumik3241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    4:42
    NIP SLIP!

  • @Jay-ml2hd
    @Jay-ml2hd ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This Dominik Mysteryo but he was in for couple hours lol 😂

  • @Gigachad-mk8bd
    @Gigachad-mk8bd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    *Gets out*
    “Man it feels just like it was just yesterday when I got locked up”

  • @combat2064
    @combat2064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "those verses didn't work out so...had to check out these verses"
    BARS

  • @derekmortensen1665
    @derekmortensen1665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You were gone for two meals!🤣🤣🤣

  • @ginjaninja2118
    @ginjaninja2118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    1:52 very relatable

  • @ShadowTwister28
    @ShadowTwister28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    "If you cant shit in front of people, you can't be shit in front of people"
    That was actually a pretty decent proverb😂💯

  • @noahsnotnoah1354
    @noahsnotnoah1354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    4:10 yo wth i have the same plant bruh

  • @marktricheii4106
    @marktricheii4106 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dude leaving your phone charged for 24 hours and only receiving 47% is crazy😂😂😂

  • @eaglesguy7421
    @eaglesguy7421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Having family members in and out of Jail i can confirm this is 100% accurate.😂

    • @him1517
      @him1517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      damn you good man?

    • @DracoGod05
      @DracoGod05 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      your family okay?

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hope you can break the cycle, wish you the best!

    • @TheDennys21
      @TheDennys21 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh you mean mob family, right?

  • @danielheathers1504
    @danielheathers1504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Is that your ringtone?
    No, it’s a lifestyle

  • @FM-jo1jh
    @FM-jo1jh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "you're Jewish! yeah I converted" lol

  • @YourCapyBruv_do_u_rmbr_3Dpipes
    @YourCapyBruv_do_u_rmbr_3Dpipes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So when said "it's a lifestyle" that's where I lost it
    😂💀💀

  • @raymundoo2879
    @raymundoo2879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "I haven't seen my daughter in so long"
    "You don't have a daughter"

  • @TheDennys21
    @TheDennys21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    "There was a pandemic when i went in, did they find the cure yet?"

  • @mateusloni
    @mateusloni 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ''bro my phone still charging? 47%'' 💀💀💀

  • @uraveragejoe1214
    @uraveragejoe1214 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Damn my phone is still charging. 47 percent”
    Holy shiet that’s the slowest ass charger

  • @lukemiller83
    @lukemiller83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    “If you can’t shit in front of people you can’t be shit... in front of people.”

  • @truenoae8689
    @truenoae8689 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "wanna hear a poem i wrote in jail?"
    "no"
    Funniest part for me 😂

  • @insecurecow4419
    @insecurecow4419 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “I quit I’m a man of the lord now”
    I quote this on the regular

  • @android-user
    @android-user 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    "Is that your ringtone? No it's a lifestyle!"

    • @lululuar
      @lululuar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣

  • @mushfiqursiddique8231
    @mushfiqursiddique8231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "John 316, that was actually my cell mate" LMAOOOOOO