When Bert inevitably watches this clip, bc he enjoys being the highlight of any conversation, all he'll hear from this conversation is how athletic and what good genes he has. He's one tunnel visioned SOB
Damn he’s a poor alcoholic and almost as successful as joe. Natural talent conquers a lot. I think they discount Bert’s work ethic in this video. But they have praised it in other videos.
The sober octobers, especially the one where they exercised like maniacs (2018?), had huge visible health benefits and boosted them mentally as comedians as well. Joe was radiating energy and youth for several months after that challenge.
Im telling you that carnivore shit I have always since im 11 been extremely depressed and that carnivore diet sorted my depression within 1 month. I stopped after that month and 4 months later I got depressed again.
I had the same issue. Im a regular full time giging musician who use to party. I also liked working out and being active. But as you get older that lifestyle isn’t sustainable to have it both ways. I was worried that I wouldn’t enjoy playing music sober. But I had to pick a lane. Im not one to be able to moderate with alcohol, because I use to have that same butterfly feeling bert has with alcohol. So I decided to give up booze and go healthy. I lost 60lbs, My panic attacks went completely away, and now 2 1/2 years sober I love playing live music more than ever. because now im more focused and alert, which means i just perform better, and I enjoy that more than being drunk and playing. I could never see myself going back to that lifestyle. I feel like bert might be coming to that crossroads soon.
@@dylanrandalldrums it is a bit hard at first in early recovery, and drunk people at my shows were annoying at first, but stick with it and with time it becomes more and more enjoyable, and the need to drink disappears. The drunk people dont annoy me anymore, I want them to have fun! at least thats my experience. And the more experience you get staying sober, the easy it gets to navigate everything. At this point in my sobriety I don’t even think about alcohol or anything when I gig. And when you have gigs friday and saturdays, never hung over on saturdays or sundays! haha keep it going man!
My brothers liver is failing. He keeps drinking and keeps needing banding in his intestines. He has been to the hospital 4 times this year. He keeps lying and no amount of love I try to show him will work. He has kids, I hope he can learn not to trust his sick brain.
Bret being oddly exemplary at tennis reminds me of the story of when the Williams sisters stormed the office of the Tennis Commission and said they would beat any man around the 200th ranking (so, already not even within top 100). The 203rd ranked player showed up that day hungover, having played a round of golf that morning, smoked cigarettes and continued to drink in between matches, and went on to defeat them 5-0 and 6-1.
He was 203rd. I’ve never heard the part about him being hung over and playing golf. But he did beat them handily. For anybody that doesn’t know just look up Williams sister challenge male.
@@sweetteaaddict7181 True. And I will wait for Randall Carlson to come back to Rogan's show, to talk about Atlantis - the last and probably only civilized society ever.
"Yeah...you fat fuck! Seriously, it's impressive how athletic you are for such a piece of shit...you straight up alcoholic." LOL...You just have to have a little thick skin, but yeah, it'd be cool!
Especially the part where joe takes credit for Bert’s machine story. What a good friend. Lol. Even if it’s true you keep that to yourself to lift up your friends, not bring your friends down by sharing a secret like that.
I’m glad I saw, even if only for a few seconds, the dudes get serious about the long-term implications of living life the way Bert chooses to live his.
That's the point though, it his life to live not yours. I have far more respect for someone who enjoys life to the fullest than I do for some pansy whose so scared of life they are a boring and dull POS
This is a great saying I use as an alcoholic. “I can throw everything away for one thing or I can throw away one thing for everything.” I get ya Burt, I’ve been there but life is better without drinking alcohol. I know it seems impossible but it’s true
Joe's impression of Bert is awesome 👌 the speech I almost cried out of silent body moving laughter ah man you guys are awesome 🤟 shoutout to Tom I love the YMH podcast ❤️
My best friend was a lot like Bert. Life of the party for sure and universally loved by all. Big guy and the whole persona to go with it. We were veterans and partied all around the world together for many years. I was never "addicted" to alcohol but I also definitely did love to drink and party. Especially with my best friend. Then in 2015 he just up and dropped dead one night at his house while partying. 47 years old and just like that he was gone. A couple of months later I was having a beer with my cousin on the 4th and I was thinking about my friend when I suddenly realized that I just didn't "feel like" drinking anymore. I got up and poured out the rest of that beer and haven't had any alcohol since then. I tell people it's not even like I quit per se. I just don't want it anymore. It's really just not worth it and looking back I think Americans have been sold on a lie that alcohol has an upside that really isn't there for most people. Most "drinkers" are kicking back crappy beers and poison that is definitely killing them whether they realize it or not. Is there a place for a glass of wine with dinner and/or a nice whisky now and then? Sure, but that's not the experience for most people if they're being honest with themselves. Most people are guzzling buckets of toilet cleaner quality garbage alcohol and thinking it's "refreshing" or something. As they say, you live and learn, if you're lucky enough not to die first.
Most people who will only have that special occasion glass of whiskey, or a glass of wine with a meal that pairs with it, usually they say "oh I don't drink" that's how I am. I've just never been interested after I got out of my binging party phase as a teenager. I don't get the appeal
I knew a guy who was 100% sober, ate healthy and trained and went to gym every second day, died of a stroke at 22. here for a good time not a long time I say.
@@Kalashboy420 Probably took the arm poison. Healthy 22 year olds don't die of strokes. At least they didn't used to. But if you believe it's a matter of "all things being equal" and so it's simply a matter of fate then by all means live it up. Wisdom will befall you with age to let you know differently. It's only natural as your perspective changes with age. Or else it's likely you'll have simply failed to age. Best of luck
@@7eddiii My Grandpa used to ask, "who wants to live to be 100?" Then he'd answer, "the man that's 99." My Grandma will be 91 this month and she's perfectly happy. She loves spending time with her children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren, considering it to be a blessing to have this time with us all. Don't allowed the world to infuse your thinking with cynical negativity that steals your joy. Joy isn't found in beer and the bottom of shot glasses. The commercials are lies. Or, live it up and find out on your own. Sometimes we must take the long journey to arrive at the short truth so I get it. Best of luck.
Bert's speech sounds like something Barney Gumble from the Simpsons would say about beer, except Bert was more eloquent and it had a weird motivational-esque, climb to the mountain top type, this is the greatest thing ever aspect to it
Before Bert blew up he'd be in KCMO all the time. My wife and I would drink beers with him after his show every show!!! He was so down to earth and is the funniest man on the planet.
@@TLOWNSU yup! Always at the improv in Zona and the tickets were always free! It was badass. We saw him 5x there and every time he'd drink with us at the bar with a small group and just make us piss ourselves. Funniest dude ever.
@@OliveMule oh I have no idea. Wouldn't shock me a bit! It was always at the improv in Zona Rosa. It was soooooooo much fun. We've got pictures of him drunk asf with his shirt off just grinning. He's as real as it gets.
@Harold Reinhardt oh I'm doing it, Bert is really funny and I'm a fan. I'd like to see him perform live to an AA audience before he dies. We laugh at all that horrible stuff, I think the whole situation is just funny. Well not the poor health part, but yeah... We don't quit until we quit and some of us never do. It is what it is.
7:49 Tom looked right into the camera as if he was looking at Bert. We want Bert around for a long time, it's cool to chill on alcohol from time to time man.
I think Bert is great. Such a good heart on that dude. I would be genuinely sad if he were to die young knowing that it could be prevented. He doesn't need to quit drinking altogether, just slow down a lot!
as a 2 bears listener i don’t know how many times i’ve heard bart say how “jacked” or “skinny” he is… whilst being 245 pounds the guys a rollercoaster that’s for sure
Alcoholics Anonymous calls it "Romanticizing the drug". It's what people do before a relapse, or to avoid treatment altogether. Nobody romanticizes drinking more than Burp.
A lot of people know people like that. They are successful, so you can't talk them out of it because their life is not going well and they need outside help like a drunk that lost their job etc. High functioning alcoholic. It will probably hit him hard later in life. My Dad's friends like that died around 60 or definitely felt like shit by then.
I'm 40 years old. Loved drinking, still miss it, what I learned about drinking is everything is fine until it's not. Woke up and my eyes and skin were yellow. End up in E.R. Bilirubin is off the chart and I'm being told my liver is not working. A month in hospital followed by rehab. I lived. I really hope Bert can slow down enough so that never happens to him. It's to life changing and could ruin his comedy.
That sounds more like an alcoholic than anything else. Everybody in Britain or at least a vast majority drink multiple times a week and generally get smashed at least once a week. As I’m sure a lot of Americans do. There’s enjoying drink and then drinking to excess every day which is what causes jaundice
I love Bert. He is a genuinely funny and nice guy. And just seeing how he treats his friends you know he is gonna have your back no matter what he might show up drunk but he is gonna be there. Joe Rogan is just awesome. I enjoy The JRE podcast it’s funny and informative at times.
Joe just came right out and said it……”when he dies” and Tom wasn’t ready for it. It actually sunk in, for Tom, at that very moment and it affected him. Bert will see this and it might actually be just what it takes
Damn Joe got pretty serious when he brought up Bert dying. And you can tell that's coming from a real place of love. So many entertainers die to soon because of the life they live. But to be fair there's a difference between Ralphie May and Bert. Bert's not that unhealthy.
u need a laser projector in studio so the screen can be in focus. you can get a short throw one that'll create a bigger more vivid picture, ig the lighting would be shit though. You could afford one of the fancy black diamond screens though.
The best episodes are always with Segura Do you know you guys are so well connected when you talk, The longer you go, you start to finish each other's sentences That's rare You should watch yourselves talk, while you sit and talk about it I'm serious, not even trying to be cute but theres chemistry
@Jj Dillon That is an interesting take Jj, And possibly the only way to truly explore that potential If they don't fight over who should be on top, this is what it could look like th-cam.com/video/Fw9errGnqac/w-d-xo.html
Honestly guys if Joe and Tom are talking about this for this long and this in-depthly then they probably have noticed behavior lately that is worse than normal. I hope Bert is doing all right. He has a good support group here if he chooses to tap into it.
I was that guy who could party and drink. When you stop being that guy, you only lose the people around you that don't really matter anyway. Bert just needs to look at Artie. His friends and his fans didn't abandon him. They were pleading with him to get help.
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Bert’s funniest joke will be when he outlives Joe.
Because he doesn’t have any actual funny jokes
Facts😂
I have an uncle who drinks and smokes and parties and he's going to outlive wim hof
Right.
This is Bert's burner account lol
“I’m gonna get jacked this month” is the most Bert quote I’ve ever heard
Bruh I legit thought they clipped it with his voice and had to rewind it lmfao - best impression ever.
"Jacked" is code for drinking Jack Daniels.
hes gonna have a wake up call at soem point
@@13lood13ath omg good one
@@Squirrel-zq6oe thanks
When Bert inevitably watches this clip, bc he enjoys being the highlight of any conversation, all he'll hear from this conversation is how athletic and what good genes he has. He's one tunnel visioned SOB
There isn’t a series of words in the English dialect that could even come close to describing the contempt I have for Bert
@@nickepants7011 have you ever met him in person or has he ever personally done something to you or someone you love?
@@nickepants7011 i never know if everyone hating on Bert is doing it as an inside joke or if they genuinely hate him
@@nickepants7011 are you jealous of his long eyelash?
@@billybranting8656 he doesn’t stfu and his idea of comedy is his dying laugh, and to talk through it
Bert is the most anti-AA personality I’ve ever seen. He should start a 12 step program for proud alcoholics. Call it ZZ
Start a group called BB for Berty Boiz
ZZ Bottom
@@edp3202 Alcoholics Synonymous
Nah just call it A
DA Degenerate Alcoholics
Joe, “thank god Bert’s a comedian. Imagine him being a poor alcoholic salesman somewhere or something”. Why ya gotta do us like that Joe 😂
Damn he’s a poor alcoholic and almost as successful as joe. Natural talent conquers a lot. I think they discount Bert’s work ethic in this video. But they have praised it in other videos.
"Well they'll be real let down when he dies"
Thank you Joe. That's truly the #1 most important point.
You can hear Tom get a little freaked out
No they won’t
@@firstlast8258 "They" being people who like Burp. If you don't care about him dying, you're not one of them. It's really not that confusing.
@@Garblegox I didn’t say I didn’t care but Burt isn’t really that famous most people have never heard of him
Time stamp?
That speech from Bert was fucking hilarious
The epic score in the background made it so much better
was truly inspiring... my solo kidney misses my previous appreciation for Islay scotch.
Find someone who looks at you the way Bert Kreischer looks at cocktails
Yikes……good luck.
With desperation and fervor? That has eventual restraining order vibes to me... 😂
And Kool aid
Love how they dunk on Bert and show love for him simultaneously lol
If he has any fans, they all have to wrestle with the same issue
thats whats you and boys are suppose to do. You keep it real and have fun.
Real friends.
"leader" friends aka, the most "supportive" bitches you'll ever meet.
Joe’s face when he said he wants Bert sober was so sweet. Joe loves Bert.
I’ll drink to that
Never gonna happen
@Hai Voai Last fight ever? Pfft, fake news. There'll be more..
Then bert gets sober and he becomes boring and just talks about sobriety for the rest of his career lmao
This conversation has been had no less than 10,000 times one the JRE
What?
Minus the segment about taking shrooms.
Dude, you're drunk. Good for you
Hey, did you guys know that Bert did a hurt?
And it’s crincgy every time
The sober octobers, especially the one where they exercised like maniacs (2018?), had huge visible health benefits and boosted them mentally as comedians as well. Joe was radiating energy and youth for several months after that challenge.
I remember, its true.
Wasnt Joe also on a carnivore diet, or was that a year later?
Alex Jones begged him to smoke and drink, but Joe stayed straight
Im telling you that carnivore shit
I have always since im 11 been extremely depressed and that carnivore diet sorted my depression within 1 month.
I stopped after that month and 4 months later I got depressed again.
They are all on trt
@@jjay__ yup.
I had the same issue. Im a regular full time giging musician who use to party. I also liked working out and being active. But as you get older that lifestyle isn’t sustainable to have it both ways. I was worried that I wouldn’t enjoy playing music sober. But I had to pick a lane. Im not one to be able to moderate with alcohol, because I use to have that same butterfly feeling bert has with alcohol. So I decided to give up booze and go healthy. I lost 60lbs, My panic attacks went completely away, and now 2 1/2 years sober I love playing live music more than ever. because now im more focused and alert, which means i just perform better, and I enjoy that more than being drunk and playing. I could never see myself going back to that lifestyle. I feel like bert might be coming to that crossroads soon.
Respect, bro. Im a musician in early recovery and it's challenging.
@@dylanrandalldrums it is a bit hard at first in early recovery, and drunk people at my shows were annoying at first, but stick with it and with time it becomes more and more enjoyable, and the need to drink disappears. The drunk people dont annoy me anymore, I want them to have fun! at least thats my experience. And the more experience you get staying sober, the easy it gets to navigate everything. At this point in my sobriety I don’t even think about alcohol or anything when I gig. And when you have gigs friday and saturdays, never hung over on saturdays or sundays! haha
keep it going man!
Are you smoking weed?
I was a 5 case a week beer 🍺🍺🍻 guy had a abscessed tooth and couldn't drink with a open tooth from the root canal and it's been 10 months.
My brothers liver is failing. He keeps drinking and keeps needing banding in his intestines. He has been to the hospital 4 times this year. He keeps lying and no amount of love I try to show him will work. He has kids, I hope he can learn not to trust his sick brain.
I love that Tom's voice for Bert is the same as Julian's (his kid) hahaha
Haha, I just noticed that too!
That’s a legit D1 college serve. At a college where there’s no tennis team.
Bret being oddly exemplary at tennis reminds me of the story of when
the Williams sisters stormed the office of the Tennis Commission and said they would beat any man around the 200th ranking (so, already not even within top 100). The 203rd ranked player showed up that day hungover, having played a round of golf that morning, smoked cigarettes and continued to drink in between matches, and went on to defeat them 5-0 and 6-1.
Why you lying
Source?
He was 203rd. I’ve never heard the part about him being hung over and playing golf. But he did beat them handily. For anybody that doesn’t know just look up Williams sister challenge male.
Recently serena said she is as good as about the 700th best man. Which might actually be true
He got a handy between sets and even lost the contact in his left eye and a bird pooped down his butt crack
Bert is the living incarnation of Slurms McKenzie from Futurama. 😂🖖🏼
This brings back gold from the good ol podcasts
its great to see so many comedians who are the nice people in the world, who also grape people. joe hangs out with the most outstanding people
I need to start watching JRE again damn
That drink speech from Burt brought tears to my eyes
"I should speak at AA meetings" lmao, Bert is one hell of an inspirational speaker
"sober October", "no fap November", "no abortion December".
4Q is becoming harder and harder.
this is the comment!
Or no abortion ever because we’re civilized and civilized societies don’t practice infanticide
@@sweetteaaddict7181 No spremicide either?
@@sweetteaaddict7181 True. And I will wait for Randall Carlson to come back to Rogan's show, to talk about Atlantis - the last and probably only civilized society ever.
@@mrfatuchi you can have the same outcome with Mushrooms, DMT and a clothes hanger.
Always love a nice chill episode like this to listen to as I fall asleep.
Man I miss these podcasts being on TH-cam
I would love to be friends with these three guys. They all seem so positive and uplifting to be around.
U better be able to take JOKE tho with these guys🤣🤣 and gotta throw some jabs back to get them to laugh
@@titanius_anglesmith_i2323 haaaaaaaaa gaaaaaayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
"Yeah...you fat fuck! Seriously, it's impressive how athletic you are for such a piece of shit...you straight up alcoholic."
LOL...You just have to have a little thick skin, but yeah, it'd be cool!
@@rileysmall4317 Schaub's burner...
Especially the part where joe takes credit for Bert’s machine story. What a good friend. Lol. Even if it’s true you keep that to yourself to lift up your friends, not bring your friends down by sharing a secret like that.
7:48 Tom makes eye contact to express how serious this convo got!
Bert loves disc golf and so do I!!!
I’m glad I saw, even if only for a few seconds, the dudes get serious about the long-term implications of living life the way Bert chooses to live his.
Burnt Chrysler
@@firstlast8258 he's damn near in the same condition as a Burnt Chrysler
That's the point though, it his life to live not yours. I have far more respect for someone who enjoys life to the fullest than I do for some pansy whose so scared of life they are a boring and dull POS
This is a great saying I use as an alcoholic. “I can throw everything away for one thing or I can throw away one thing for everything.” I get ya Burt, I’ve been there but life is better without drinking alcohol. I know it seems impossible but it’s true
Mitch Hedberg also said, "I don't drink any more...I just don't drink any less either". Lol...He did pass away young tho. 😥
You're absolutely right! I stopped drinking last year and definitely feel so much healthier. 😉
That’s a great saying. I use “if you are thinking about doing it, add up the pros and cons and try again” but I like yours better
@Eddie D 100% if you got drunk you would have fun as fk. Life is better with alcohol
The idea of not using hard drugs used to seem like a huge sacrifice to me. Now using hard drugs seems like a huge sacrifice.
5:33 had me rolling around dead 🤣💀
Joe's impression of Bert is awesome 👌 the speech I almost cried out of silent body moving laughter ah man you guys are awesome 🤟 shoutout to Tom I love the YMH podcast ❤️
Bert should be in the Alcoholics Hall of fame.
Alcohall of Fame
@@kekt Haha, I was hoping someone would catch that.
i love tom's brent impression.
My best friend was a lot like Bert. Life of the party for sure and universally loved by all. Big guy and the whole persona to go with it. We were veterans and partied all around the world together for many years.
I was never "addicted" to alcohol but I also definitely did love to drink and party. Especially with my best friend. Then in 2015 he just up and dropped dead one night at his house while partying. 47 years old and just like that he was gone.
A couple of months later I was having a beer with my cousin on the 4th and I was thinking about my friend when I suddenly realized that I just didn't "feel like" drinking anymore.
I got up and poured out the rest of that beer and haven't had any alcohol since then.
I tell people it's not even like I quit per se. I just don't want it anymore.
It's really just not worth it and looking back I think Americans have been sold on a lie that alcohol has an upside that really isn't there for most people.
Most "drinkers" are kicking back crappy beers and poison that is definitely killing them whether they realize it or not.
Is there a place for a glass of wine with dinner and/or a nice whisky now and then? Sure, but that's not the experience for most people if they're being honest with themselves.
Most people are guzzling buckets of toilet cleaner quality garbage alcohol and thinking it's "refreshing" or something.
As they say, you live and learn, if you're lucky enough not to die first.
Most people who will only have that special occasion glass of whiskey, or a glass of wine with a meal that pairs with it, usually they say "oh I don't drink" that's how I am. I've just never been interested after I got out of my binging party phase as a teenager. I don't get the appeal
I knew a guy who was 100% sober, ate healthy and trained and went to gym every second day, died of a stroke at 22. here for a good time not a long time I say.
@@Kalashboy420 Probably took the arm poison. Healthy 22 year olds don't die of strokes. At least they didn't used to. But if you believe it's a matter of "all things being equal" and so it's simply a matter of fate then by all means live it up. Wisdom will befall you with age to let you know differently. It's only natural as your perspective changes with age. Or else it's likely you'll have simply failed to age. Best of luck
@@7eddiii My Grandpa used to ask, "who wants to live to be 100?"
Then he'd answer, "the man that's 99."
My Grandma will be 91 this month and she's perfectly happy. She loves spending time with her children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren, considering it to be a blessing to have this time with us all. Don't allowed the world to infuse your thinking with cynical negativity that steals your joy. Joy isn't found in beer and the bottom of shot glasses. The commercials are lies. Or, live it up and find out on your own. Sometimes we must take the long journey to arrive at the short truth so I get it. Best of luck.
Thanks a lot, Buzz Killington.
Bert's speech sounds like something Barney Gumble from the Simpsons would say about beer, except Bert was more eloquent
and it had a weird motivational-esque, climb to the mountain top type, this is the greatest thing ever aspect to it
I think because they edited in sunrises and whatnot, made it more epic than it really was (which was pretty fkn epic!)
What a unique topic for you two to discuss again and again and again
They don't give a fuck, they're gonna keep doing it because you keep watching and commenting.
Before Bert blew up he'd be in KCMO all the time. My wife and I would drink beers with him after his show every show!!! He was so down to earth and is the funniest man on the planet.
No shit? Where at in KC?
@@nickscherrer1735 I'd imagine the Improv in Zona Rosa
@@TLOWNSU yup! Always at the improv in Zona and the tickets were always free! It was badass. We saw him 5x there and every time he'd drink with us at the bar with a small group and just make us piss ourselves. Funniest dude ever.
@@jasonparker6670 is that the place where bobby Lee said the owners make the comics pray with them before the show? KC has weird christians
@@OliveMule oh I have no idea. Wouldn't shock me a bit! It was always at the improv in Zona Rosa. It was soooooooo much fun. We've got pictures of him drunk asf with his shirt off just grinning. He's as real as it gets.
it is very interesting to listen to such stories
“I’m gonna starve myself” 6:11 perfect impersonation of Bert lmao
Bert's tennis serve is really good for having never played tennis
This podcast released the day that Tom is about to perform in my town. Can’t wait to see him!!
Is this dude a time traveler?
Bert is the best. What a great friend to have around.
the dramatic music is perfect
I'd love him to be a speaker at my AA meeting! Lol
@Harold Reinhardt oh I'm doing it, Bert is really funny and I'm a fan. I'd like to see him perform live to an AA audience before he dies. We laugh at all that horrible stuff, I think the whole situation is just funny. Well not the poor health part, but yeah...
We don't quit until we quit and some of us never do. It is what it is.
Oh, he’ll be there. Just give him time 😂
@Harold Reinhardt your goal is to help women, but you don't trust women? So you fix their problems? Interesting...
That was kind of heartbreaking going from glorifying an alcoholic to being scared of losing a friend to alcoholism
Love these guys
He's a legit alcoholic, and most doctors will tell you mixing benzos with alcohol is real bad
Shout out Glenny Balls, Caleb Presley and barstool Making it big time on JRE
Thanks guys I was going to stop drinking but after Bert’s motivational speech here I go cheers 🥂 😂
Lol.
Once hit hits your lips....😄🍻
JOE needs some ROGAINE lol
that sundae conversation speech was seriously one of the funniest things ive ever seen and i watch it atleast once a week
Joe is such a great friend
Joe "He's going to let them down when he dies" Rogan lmao
“Yeah.”
7:49 Tom looked right into the camera as if he was looking at Bert. We want Bert around for a long time, it's cool to chill on alcohol from time to time man.
That barstool vid is the best ever. Actually hyped me up to haha
Joe Rogan seems emotional I feel he's that friend he keeps talking about where he fears for his life.
What do you mean
@@SlimTimmi he’s not talking Chinese. He’s worried that Bert is slowly killing himself and he can see it in the way he speaks about him
@@craigjohnson9605 No, he's not speaking Chinese. He's speaking with no punctuation.
@@kanekowalski4715 he’s missing a full stop and a comma. It’s not difficult to understand
@@craigjohnson9605 Clearly it was for Tim.
I think Bert is great. Such a good heart on that dude. I would be genuinely sad if he were to die young knowing that it could be prevented. He doesn't need to quit drinking altogether, just slow down a lot!
It’s usually all or nothing for people unfortunately
That’s not how alcoholism works. You quit or it kills you.
as a 2 bears listener i don’t know how many times i’ve heard bart say how “jacked” or “skinny” he is… whilst being 245 pounds
the guys a rollercoaster that’s for sure
listens to 2 bears and still doesnt know Berts name or how to spell it. stfu.
Love all u 3.. Love from Norway
drinking and working out goes together so well lol
Bring the podcast back to TH-cam
@Austin Batton I'm sorry your parents never hugged you as a child
@@SitKid721 No, he's right, it was a dumbass comment. The podcasts are never coming back to TH-cam.
Joe is a the type of friend that everyone needs. Not a yes man and tells you the truth with not wasting precious minutes in life.
Burt. Damn good serve!
I don't know why the picture and title of this video made laugh so hard 🤣
Bert be nimble.
Bert be quick.
Bert be big,
It’s just his schtick.
Alcoholics Anonymous calls it "Romanticizing the drug". It's what people do before a relapse, or to avoid treatment altogether. Nobody romanticizes drinking more than Burp.
shoutout to caleb from barstool sundae conversations is next level especially from barstool lol
A lot of people know people like that. They are successful, so you can't talk them out of it because their life is not going well and they need outside help like a drunk that lost their job etc.
High functioning alcoholic. It will probably hit him hard later in life. My Dad's friends like that died around 60 or definitely felt like shit by then.
Bert’s funny but he’s definatley an alcoholic
Alcoholic usually are
Bert's not funny
Your right he's definitely an alcoholic
He can probably still spell better than you.
The funny part is debatable.
Love Toms Bert impression.
I lost 30 lbs in 2 months and my secret was Inflation.
Funny because it's true. I'm down 2 pounds for every percentage of inflation, 18 pounds and counting.
The biden diet
His wife said that he got college scholarships for baseball for some pretty legit colleges that he declined so he could party harder
I heard he could’ve played at dook lol
Burt please do another cabin season! That show was so funny!
Where’s the full podcast ?!??!???!!!
I'm 40 years old. Loved drinking, still miss it, what I learned about drinking is everything is fine until it's not. Woke up and my eyes and skin were yellow. End up in E.R. Bilirubin is off the chart and I'm being told my liver is not working. A month in hospital followed by rehab. I lived. I really hope Bert can slow down enough so that never happens to him. It's to life changing and could ruin his comedy.
How long/much had you been drinking?
That sounds more like an alcoholic than anything else. Everybody in Britain or at least a vast majority drink multiple times a week and generally get smashed at least once a week. As I’m sure a lot of Americans do. There’s enjoying drink and then drinking to excess every day which is what causes jaundice
@@reecep4016 Theres many young brits with liver failure from binge drinking
@@zuldo8577 nah
@@reecep4016 yah
I love Bert. He is a genuinely funny and nice guy. And just seeing how he treats his friends you know he is gonna have your back no matter what he might show up drunk but he is gonna be there. Joe Rogan is just awesome. I enjoy The JRE podcast it’s funny and informative at times.
02:16 that's what I've been doing. This is one of the reason why I take care of my health.
6:40 "Joe - I dry my eyes with my shirt - Rogan" at it again
Bert is one of the true Enthusiasts in Life.
Drink, food, family, friends & fun physical activities.
That really sums him up. Such a simple man, but pure in a lot of ways.
Tom is loving his weight loss. Dude looks incredible.
He looks ex-fat
Absolutely riveting
Ayyy Glenny Balls with the Cameo!
I like how they care enough to talk about how they will get him. 😂
Bert's gonna bert. 😁👌
Sundae Conversation. Which was a badass episode for Barstool. Cheers. 🥂
Tom's Bert impersonation is so perfect.
Seeing how good Tom looks and hearing how much worse Bert's drinking has gotten is peak 2 bears
Joe *“have you tried sober October”* Rogan
Everytime I hear that Bert speech I want a drink so bad
Joe just came right out and said it……”when he dies” and Tom wasn’t ready for it. It actually sunk in, for Tom, at that very moment and it affected him. Bert will see this and it might actually be just what it takes
It was kind of an asshole statement to say on a podcast bc he kinda wasn’t joking.. toms look at the camera was very serious
@@mohammedbarbandi965 it was extremely harsh. Yeah it seemed to sort of piss Tom off
Damn Joe got pretty serious when he brought up Bert dying. And you can tell that's coming from a real place of love. So many entertainers die to soon because of the life they live. But to be fair there's a difference between Ralphie May and Bert. Bert's not that unhealthy.
u need a laser projector in studio so the screen can be in focus. you can get a short throw one that'll create a bigger more vivid picture, ig the lighting would be shit though. You could afford one of the fancy black diamond screens though.
Bert really _is_ The Machine
The best episodes are always with Segura
Do you know you guys are so well connected when you talk,
The longer you go, you start to finish each other's sentences
That's rare
You should watch yourselves talk, while you sit and talk about it
I'm serious, not even trying to be cute but theres chemistry
@Jj Dillon That is an interesting take Jj,
And possibly the only way to truly explore that potential
If they don't fight over who should be on top, this is what it could look like
th-cam.com/video/Fw9errGnqac/w-d-xo.html
Bert is the John Daly of comedy
Ain’t livin looooooong like this 🎶
Why’s the flipping video not up on Spotify
Honestly guys if Joe and Tom are talking about this for this long and this in-depthly then they probably have noticed behavior lately that is worse than normal. I hope Bert is doing all right. He has a good support group here if he chooses to tap into it.
It’s a long podcast and they probably don’t have that much in common that Carries the conversation
They literally said that his behaviour lately is worse than normal.
I was that guy who could party and drink. When you stop being that guy, you only lose the people around you that don't really matter anyway. Bert just needs to look at Artie. His friends and his fans didn't abandon him. They were pleading with him to get help.
Follow your nose 👃
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9 hours ago
The sober octobers, 12:32 a m
GlennyBalls with the quick one 🤣🤣