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"I follow up with quick cast card 'Sacrifice to the Gods' which allows me to survive one fatal attack or effect with one 1HP by sending of 4 cow type cards (of my choice) on the field to the discard pile. I send 4 'Groin puncher's to the discard pile and summon 'Vampire Cow', an evil type cow card. Because I sent 4 'Groin Puncher's to the discard pile, the remaining 'Groin Puncher' gains a vengeance bonus, multiplying its attack and defense and number of times I am allowed to punch you in the groin by the number of 'Groin Puncher' cards sent to the discard pile." "Oh god *JUST KILL ME ALREADY* ..." "Because I have discarded 7 cow type cards on the same turn that I summoned 'Vampire Cow', they are considered fresh bodies, allowing me to use 'Vampire Cow's effect to remove the 7 cards from the discard pile and add them as tokens to 'Vampire Cow'. For each Token on 'Vampire Cow', its attack and my hp is increased by 10 per token." "Am I allowed to surrender..." "And since 'Groin Puncher' has a vengeance bonus, it will automatically attack all evil type creature cards on the field, instantly killing 'vampire cow' sending it and all its tokens back to the discard pile. Now that 4 more 'Groin Puncher' cards are in the discard pile, 'Groin Puncher' gets another vengeance bonus, multiplying its stats and the number of groin punches by another 4. Note that this effect is multiplicative to the previous vengeance bonus, meaning it now has 16 times the attack and defense as well as upping the number of punches to the groin from 4 to 16"
I then use Professer Cow,which makes a special potion,but I have Magic Milk,allowing his potion to instantly heal me back up.However,I used Glowsticks cow,changing all cows to do their ability twice. Ok,but you could just end me But thats where mage cow comes in.Mage cow gives off 1 magic milk each turn,but glowstick cow allowed him to give me 2 Magic Milk.This then get me a rage potion,making all cards in my hand get 50 attack. PLEASE END YOUR TURN! This then allows me to get a cowboy cow again,getting plus 10 attack due to cow companion.I can then apply it to my ice cow,which always has double the health as attack.I then play golden cow figure,swapping attack and health around.I then use accountant cow,which gives all cows plus 40 attack each time an ability is used.I then use creepy cow,causing all the cows to go into a panicked state,giving then plus 60 defense. Is it over yet? I then use vase cow,swaping all the cows into random positions and giving them the invunrible bonus.I then use copper cow idol,giving all cows the cow companion bonus.And then that also triggers the idol ability,getting me a spider cow,weakening all cows on your side. There is no point using that And then I play Sun cow.Wait what?I got a hunter cow,killing me?! That was unexpected
"I play Conjurous Cow which allows me to draw 3 cards "Alright i play Hydron Cow then i play Dynamite Cow then i use Dynamite Cow to attack dealing 1 damage to all Cards which activates Hydrons Cow Ability:Implosion dealing 10 Damage to any card "Alright i play 2 Conjurous Cows" "I play Cursed Cow which Gives 2 Attack and -2 Defense to All my Cards then i play Whirlwind Cow which Multihits 2x Doing 4×2 Damage bringing you to 2 HP" "Alright now i play Cosmic Cow now i gain +5 Mana/Card in my Hand and now i play Mathematics Cow which Reduces all my Cards Mana Cost and Increases yours by 50% now i play Cow Cornelius Conjurour which Draws 4 Cards and gains +5 Attack and Defense/Card and i also play Radiant Cow which Does 1 Damage to you everytime any cow is attacked then i play Revengeance Cow which Gains a +1 Attack and Defense Bonus/Cow Killed and HP Lost and i play Plague Cow which Decreases all Your Current Cards Defense to 3 and i play Black Hole Cow destroying all Cows on the Field and Activating its Ability:Cosmic Overload Which does 1 Damage to you/Damage and Defense stat absorbed which brings you to -57 HP
Dude, he had been setting up that play from the start. He finally managed to draw the ultra rare card, "Legendary Groin Puncher", which he traded his soul for. There's no way he was going to *not* play it.
IKR? If he'd held out and played a second Groin Puncher, he'd have gotten a total of 8 additional identical groin punchers and initiated A GROIN PUNCH OFF! (it doesn't actually do any extra damage, but lets you punch your opponent in the groin an extra 14 times -- look, I didn't design this game, ok?)
But if he would have used the alacazam card he could have doubled all actions what could have in total given him 28 punches to give to the oponents groin, now I know this is a rooky card but using the retarded cow card to give all of his cows confusion what could give them up to 4 times the total damage output, altho it would cut down the defence by half
I remember one time I was playing MTG with someone I had been defeated. My opponent had more than enough creatures to kill me that turn. But instead, they decided to kill me slowly. After all, if I started getting too powerful, they could just finish me off. Anyway, I won that game.
i remember one of the first games of hearthstone i had ever played. i'd lost about 5 games, they were all really drawn out as well. no way i could win but they didnt want me to die too quickly. i decided ill put some effort in and make a deck and I really did put some effort in and made a really good deck considering my skill and options. First game with my new deck im feeling pretty confident, I quickly get a lead and have total control, im still on 30hp they have 10, i could finish them off but nah, NOW IT'S MY TURN TO MAKE MY ENEMY SUFFER. anyway i slowly get my cards chipped away as i kept refusing to finish the game. the problem was my deck is useless at higher mana. quickly the tables had turned, i watched as i could do nothing. my first chance at victory ruined by my own arrogance. i shall never forget.
its one punch for every power lvl they have. They steal the power from the cows they replaced so thats 120 power for all 4 individually. So 120 times 4 = 480 groin punches.
It doesn't have to be. Sometimes it's BM, sure, and sometimes you just draw super well and your opponent draws garbage and the game's over before you actually get to play the (in your mind) super fun/stupid combo you built your deck around. Or it's a freebuild client and you and your friends are trying to out-style each other. That's fun too.
There are Yu-Gi-Oh cards which have the effect that if they kill you by attacking directly you loose the duel, but since you're already dead the effect applies to the next duel and your opponent loses the next duel before it even started
This reminds of the most unbelievable win I ever had in MTG about a year ago. Around that time, I started playing MTG Arena. I didn't invest any money, didn't have a good deck, only 3 quick drafts in... a total noob. The deck I was playing was basically a combination of 2 beginner decks, Azure Skies and Aziorous Senate, spiced up with a few wildcards. In other words: Birds. Lots of them. It was an aggro deck, it could dish out early damage with cheap creatures, but if it doesn't win in 5-6 turns, it probably won't. Especially those green-blue-black mutation decks, which were very popular at that time, gave me problems frequently. They usually had no problems holding my flyers off early game and then explode around turn 5-7 or so, playing out half their library in one turn and stuff like that. I didn't even fully understand how it works. But it was against such a deck I won in the most unbelievable way. Keep in mind that I was quite overwhelmed and quite unexperienced with the cards MTG Arena. I had a hard time keeping track what's going on, but I will try to reconstruct it as accurate as my memory and knowledge allows. It went as usual. I had no chance from the moment the game started, even had a suboptimal hand. The opponent played out a Zagoth Mamba first turn and kept mutating it throughout the game, so my poor little birds would get -2/-2 and die every time. All my attempts in killing that creature failed. All I could do was feed him birds and play out lands. He kept bringing in and mutating new creatures, playing out twice as many lands, constantly drawing additional cards, even having a thing which allowed him to have more than 7 cards in hand. Pure dominance. Somewhere aorund turn 6-7 or so, he let an Auspicious Starrix mutate and that was the moment it exploded. I tried to prevent the ability from resolving by sending the creature back to his hand with a Brazen Borrower, the last card I had in my hand, but he just gave it hexproof and my Borrower went poof. The ability resolved and now there was bunch of creatures coming into play from his library at once, at least 5 of them. On top of that, a bunch of his other stuff on the battlefield triggered and let him draw even more cards, play out more lands, get more life, make me lose life (Vito), generate a bunch of creature tokens and god knows what else there was... I wasn't even paying attention anymore. His row of creatures strechted all across the arena, some stacked on top of each other. I decided to take it with humor and welcome his creatures with a *"Hello!"* emote the moment they all popped up on the battlefield. It was pretty much the only thing I could do anyway. My board was completely whiped, I had no cards in hand and I was down to 6 life. The only thing that kept him from destroying me right away was the summoning sickness. I thought about concedeing at this point because it's just a waste of time, but decided against it, just to see how much my life would go into negative after his final attack. He passed the turn. I drew a land and played it out. Turn back to him... time to die! But of course, he wasn't attacking right away. There was still a huge amount of juicy untapped lands on the table and even more cards in hand, so time to flex hard on my noob ass! He started mutating Auspicious Starrix again and bringing in even more creatures from his library. The second row of creatures was now full! But that wasn't even the problem. When those creatures came in and his chain reaction of other effects started triggering again, I realized that there would not be a final assault. Vito would suck me out of life before the combat phase even starts. How boring! So I decided to do the very last and absolute pointless thing I could do. As the stack went down and my life count hit excatly 1, I disrupted the stack by playing the Brazen Borrower as a flash creature from exile. The one Borrower which I was trying to unsummon his creature with earlier. You know, just for the lulz... place a tiny fairy who can't even block in front of his nose and spam *"Hello!"* as a last good bye... Turned out that tiny fairy had a much bigger effect than expected and it wasn't pointless at all. What I didn't realize was that playing out that card at this point would trigger another chain of effects (forgot wich ones) on his side which let him draw 7 more cards... *BUT THERE WERE ONLY 6 CARDS LEFT IN HIS FUCKING LIBRARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* *YEAH, DRAW YOUR WHOLE FUCKING LIBRARY, CHAMP!!!* *GG FOR ME, YA FLEXING PRICK!!!!* *HELLO!!!* *HELLO!!!* *HELLO!!!*
And this, this is why I watch my board state carefully when I need to do my big combo. I run a commander deck that has an agonizingly long combo (Its a all 6 Sanctums, using Shrine of the Shattered Heights discarding lands, using Violent Ultimatum, Eerie Ultimatum and some recursion spell to loop the process, easily dealing 300+ damage in bursts of 6. Its pretty fun to play it out yourself.), it requires me to draw my entire deck (Without Enter the Infinite, but with Omniscience and Teferis ageless insight ), and so I take good caution on what cards I have on the field, so that I can't get last minute jumpscared by drawing into an empty library. That said, the deck has also 2 very short win conditions (simple Approach of the Second Sun and a simple infinite combo that involves Brinelin the Moon Kraken and Bogardan Hellkite with omniscience) that isn't agonizing, so the big combo is really only for me playing against nobody, as in, doing Magic Solitaire back home because no friends, that plays MTG with me at least...
1:05 Do not tuck your thumb into your fist when throwing a punch, unless you're looking to hurt yourself more than your target. Love the cards. So well made.
As a rule of thumb, don't do it ever. Hip bones are pretty darn hard. It's never a bad habit to do something properly. Let yourself start thinking it's ok, and you could regret it. Only fools would justify a bad habit.
@@the_SolLoser I mean sure, you never want to remember more techniques than you need to, and that goes even for good techniques never mind utterly pointless ones. On the other hand I wasn't really defending anything, this is a silly skit not a self defense instruction video lol. I am a fool in many ways, not for this though.
@@Torthrodhel its just one technique. In fact, it's the absolute basics. It has nothing to do with learning more than you need to. That's a totally different topic. And it may not be a self defense video, but that doesn't matter. There's nothing rong with looking out for people, and if there is, I'll happily go to hell. There will be plenty of people who see it and think," That must be ok. If I do it, and he does it, it must be fine."
Have to say I do this when I play Yu-Gi-Oh against NPCs. There's something quite satisfying about finishing of an opponent who has 100 life points with a monster that has 10,000 attack points! (Plus you get extra points at the end of the duel for it xD)
*When your younger sibling plays a game for the first time and you destroy them to assert your dominance.* Holy crap when did this get so many likes lmao Edited on June 25th, 2020.
Reminds me of when my dad bought me and my little brother both a Yu-Gi-Oh starter deck. Like the ORIGINAL starter decks, some freaking 16 years ago. We both rigged our hands so we would both have our Dark Magicians on our first draws. Lol, in hindsight I should have got the Kaiba starter deck instead of the Yugi one.
When I play Yu Gi Oh or Magic with my cousin he ALWAYS let me alive with 1hp (Magic) or 100hp (Yu Gi Oh) just to humiliate me with his stupid complex deck and use all his stupid synchro tuner monsters or whatever the fuck they are called in Yu Gi Oh, can we... can we just go back to play like the old days??!! FOR FUCKS SAKE!!
@@georgecataloni4720 And slaughter house also allows me to add one knife for my deck to my hand and equip to one humanoid card. Now you may be saying you have no cards on the field however I affect the effects of cow killer from my graveyard, if I destroyed a cow I can summon him back to the field. I now equip him with knife and give him + 10 attack and can now impale you in real life
I can punch my opponent's groin once for every groin puncher in the field. If opponent get 4 or more punches in a turn, I get to kick him in the balls.
i'm supprised not that many people have been using cow casino for deck optimization. so basically: Cow casino spends 15 mana or 40 cheese tokens for 5 re-taps, but said retaps can only be used per 1 card below s tier. (Cards in S tier include Cow carousel, Black brie & brie breaker) example: Cow casino gets played allowing me to un-tap Raging bull, Carnage cow, Dairy truck driver, Cowboy cow & cowboy cow's cow respectively. This allows me to play raging bull ahead of time, so his damage can be powered up by carnage cow's moo murder mode resulting in him having +18 attack. Then the dairy truck driver collects all cheese type cards at that time giving him +30 attack overall. Then the cowboy cow set gets a +5 attack bonus before cowboy cow gets run over by dairy truck driver due to his clumsy nature. this consequently sets cowboy cow's cow into a frenzy for +15 attack due to his bond with cowboy cow, as well as inheriting his then at the time +7 attack due to the prior bond leaving him with +23 attack, enough to brutally murder the dairy truck driver & inherit his +30 attack giving him +53 attack. However due to cowboy cow's cow being in frenzy mode as well as raging bull, he can transfer his +53 attack to raging bull giving him +71 attack. Allowing for further deck setup to allow for a truly bovine cheese tasting phase.
Good strat but I like to use Limburger roll with my special extra churn magic card. Normally Limburger roll adds half a cards attack power to itself. But with extra churn that power is doubled (tripled if the card had been powered up in a prior turn). With ur strat, Raging Bull gets +177 Attack power. Only my friend tried to use this special strat but I had a Cowcounter magic card, countering that crazy damage back at him so I won the game. If Black Brie was possible to add in this strat it would be too op
I don't think you guys understand the power of industry cards. 4 Toll Booths with Income Tax equipments can completley lock out a dariy farmer and stop the cheese tasting phase entirety. Then, because you can't attack without a successful cheese tasting; I'm free to build up my dairy dollar engine and buy up all my most powerful cows in the span of a few turns. Then run a few 'Sab-Moo-Tage's to destroy your opponents industry without fear of gettimg Countercow'ed (because Countercow only protects your cows and not industry) and a few workers to search out the combo peices: and you have completely locked out your opponents from doing anything to you while building a near impenetrable board.
Every video with vividly imaginative and intricately descriptive card game move sequences invoke in me real-time anxiety and ptsd from when I was first learning magic the gathering and the other guys deck build was designed to send as many of his own cards into the graveyard until he ran out of cards in his deck till his last card remaining was a spell that granted instant victory upon running out of cards in his deck. That game was about 5 turns long.
To be fair, though, pulling off the combo you've been working toward the whole game feels amazing and having your opponent die before you can pull it off is super dissapointing.
That's why I used to prefer making redundancy based decks over combo based decks, back when I played. Sure I'd have a few neat combinations in there maybe but never anything I needed the last turn to build up to... always just more of the stuff I was already doing. Most people would run toolboxes-enough against a few copies of any one type of thing. Never quite enough to deal with proper relentlessness, though. That's what I found anyway. Game was mtg and I started with Judgment and stopped when the planeswalkers happened. Felt like a different game, wasn't into it at all any more. Done a couple of casual games with friends since with random cobbled together decks made only of proper cards but wouldn't go anywhere near anything competitive again. I took 5th in a 64 person offline tournament once (that I wasn't even properly prepared for... but all the netdeckers were just THAT damn predictable)... that'll do, that's fine. Played the online thing a little bit when it came out and game feels like gambling now, much more than it used to. Used to feel at least somewhat strategic. Bleh to it. Much more into D&D now, don't have the balancing issues with that (well you do I guess, they just aren't anywhere near as important). My favourite wins still remain the time I brought monoblue beatdown to the local group and said nothing and just let them hold back expecting countermagic that never came. Funny as hell. Wouldn't get that sort of nuance these days, everything's way too fast and 'efficient', you'd just run ultra-rares that do both things twice as much without costing any more. You can tell I'm a little bitter with the way it turned out huh. lol had my fun though while it lasted
There is 1 specific point at which waiting through all that crap is worth it. That is when you have a trap card that obliterates their entire field. Otherwise it is always far more sensible to just get up and leave (it doesn't matter if people want to call you unsportsmanlike, it is a waste of precious time that you cannot get back).
The attention to detail is amazing. The (Angry) and (Chill) versions of the cow cards. The (Chill) versions having sunglasses. At 0:23 you can see that Cowboy Cow (Angry) has angry eyebrows. Also I love the gag of Cowboy Cow and Cowboy Cow's Cow
Honestly I did the same thing all the time. I could have just won with a simple attack, or I could boost Maha Vailos attack massively for no reason just for the satisfying overkill
1819: "Jolly good, I am curious about what my fellow man will be doing in a century!" 1919: *Family of five stands with deadpan expressions in front of flashing box*
*The meaning of victory is not to merely defeat your enemy but to destroy him, to completely eradicate him from living memory, to leave no remnant of his endeavours, to crush utterly his achievement and remove from all record his every trace of existence. And also punching him in the balls.* - Lord Solar Macharius, probably
I honestly do this in Yu-gi-oh because you never know if that one card in their hand is some kind of effect monster that activates in their hand, then because of that they can chain and special summon from their graveyard or deck. Which has happened against me on multiple occasions.
I remember one of my first yugioh matches. This dude was wiping the floor with me and I couldn't stop him his monsters were completely superior to mine. Then he summoned a red eyes black dragon to finish me off. I said what a good card that was. Then I remembered I had a trap hole that specifically targets large summons like that. Basic common as dirt started deck trap card. It took out his dragon and he had no other monsters. On my turn I was able to attack with all of my little dinky monsters and destroy him. Total fluke, if he hadn't been trying to show off he would have crushed me.
Did it on the gameboy to farm BP. Then would purposely do as little damage as possible while instantly murdering every monster card they summoned. Or purposely trigger certain cards on their field so they can gain more life points.
It's usually worse when either your opponent either takes pity on you, wants to show you the other cards/combos they could use to make you miserable, or don't have all the cards for the combo they REALLY want to use so your stuck like that for several turns, though occasionally if they don't have too much of a lockdown on you or the heart of the cards finally works for you, you can pull of an oh so satisfying win and ruin their fun. I've been on both sides of the coin, it's why I have (mostly) stopped waiting to finish my opponent off for more turns than necessary.
@@moviefan2236 I’d be okay with being combo’ed even tho I had like 100 LP left if they told me beforehand. Like “Hold on, I wanna get out my boss monster” Alright, cool, I’ll watch. Crap out the same monster three times in one turn even tho my field is empty and I will hope your soul gets sent to the shadow realm some day
When you’ve been planning a turn for a while, and the stars finally align for you to pull it off, there’s no way you’ll just let that go and do a simple win
"Groin Puncher summons his four identical brothers." "Of course he does." Man, I wish I had four identical brothers. Then we could all share the blame for getting our dad killed in a wildebeest stampede!
It would be better without the exclamation point. The exclamation point makes it look like you're making a joke about your father's untimely death (condolences). For sad, end with a period or with an ellipsis...
Jack Matthews “Greener pastures” All cows are lured to your side of the field for one turn, in addition due to the luscious grass, all of the cows receive a permanent 2x attack bonus. They can not attack right away. But wait, I also play “feeding times over” letting all cows attack immediately. Check mate, you should have finished me at 1hp Lysanderoth
That moment where your opponent kills off all of your monsters, forces you to be unable to counter, and leaves you on your final hp. And then ends their turn.
This can really backfire for the "winner" when they start to monologue. I've won a few games of Magic because my opponent was winding up the "ultimate" win.
Lmao I knew someone that thought their magic deck was so superior because he would beat all his immediate friends all the time. But then we went to a game shop where people literally do this all day everyday and went up one person and the battle ended in 3-4 turns lmao. Ran away with his tail between his legs hahah
@@justas423 he had 6 different decks and none of them mattered lmao his OP deck got its ass handed. I told him to play again and he just wanted to leave 😂
@@crypandora66 I play Yugioh competitively and every time I see friends from HS that still play old out dated stuff or teens in the local library with Thier "ultimate unbeatable stratagey" I always have to stop my self from laughing and feeling sorry for them when I establish a pretty standard board with a tier 3 fun deck and they still can't deal with it. Let alone an actual tier 1 meta deck.
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"I'll make this slow, painful and tedious!"
And I play "reflection" from my hand..... You can do that to yourself.
@@FaytVanguard i thought that will be the twist
@@bratitu5601 it does happen a lot.
I actually like to do this in hearthstone sometimes.
@@rckinetic9065 What, go for overkill when you've already won?
"Who designed this game?!"
_Two seconds later_
"Shadowverse!"
Nek minnit*
AAHHHAHAAH for reaaaal
Its what he said after being hit in the groin
Lol
*You mean Cygames or KMR?
"It's not about winning. It's about sending a message." - Sun Tzu
If fighting is sure to result in victory then you must fight!
- sun tzu
Dear God...
@@MdSolehin TF2 reference
"Let's see how loyal a hungry cow really is."
"Eat more chicken" - *Da* Sun
Ah, overkill. The best kind of kill.
Indeed
FINISH HIM!!!
such a beautiful thing
I enjoy it
@@xaviertorrs7915 FATALITY
"Moo murder mode"
That sounds terrifying actually
Cows are terrifying in general. They will either gore you or kick your brain into goo.
@@ordinarytree4678 I thought they were gentle creatures ;-;
@@montelhelem8707 try standing behind them and see what happen
You will understand why if u survive
It does
It really does. Specially considering the huge amount of deaths by cow attacks that actually happen each year. Cows are savage
"Moo Murder Mode".
That sounds like a legitimate archetype for cows.
We call it "MMM!" for short
Moo Murder Mode or Moo Bamba
M/M/M
But they cannot be used together with the "Moo Murder Mod" cards, which is a whole different archetype
It wouldn't be above Konami.
Expecially after the recent "Dragon Maid" archetype.
"THEN I SACRIFICE 10HP TO SUMMON THE DJINNI COW!"
"Dude, you only have 5hp."
"Oh, guess I lose."
"I follow up with quick cast card 'Sacrifice to the Gods' which allows me to survive one fatal attack or effect with one 1HP by sending of 4 cow type cards (of my choice) on the field to the discard pile. I send 4 'Groin puncher's to the discard pile and summon 'Vampire Cow', an evil type cow card. Because I sent 4 'Groin Puncher's to the discard pile, the remaining 'Groin Puncher' gains a vengeance bonus, multiplying its attack and defense and number of times I am allowed to punch you in the groin by the number of 'Groin Puncher' cards sent to the discard pile."
"Oh god *JUST KILL ME ALREADY* ..."
"Because I have discarded 7 cow type cards on the same turn that I summoned 'Vampire Cow', they are considered fresh bodies, allowing me to use 'Vampire Cow's effect to remove the 7 cards from the discard pile and add them as tokens to 'Vampire Cow'. For each Token on 'Vampire Cow', its attack and my hp is increased by 10 per token."
"Am I allowed to surrender..."
"And since 'Groin Puncher' has a vengeance bonus, it will automatically attack all evil type creature cards on the field, instantly killing 'vampire cow' sending it and all its tokens back to the discard pile. Now that 4 more 'Groin Puncher' cards are in the discard pile, 'Groin Puncher' gets another vengeance bonus, multiplying its stats and the number of groin punches by another 4. Note that this effect is multiplicative to the previous vengeance bonus, meaning it now has 16 times the attack and defense as well as upping the number of punches to the groin from 4 to 16"
I then use Professer Cow,which makes a special potion,but I have Magic Milk,allowing his potion to instantly heal me back up.However,I used Glowsticks cow,changing all cows to do their ability twice.
Ok,but you could just end me
But thats where mage cow comes in.Mage cow gives off 1 magic milk each turn,but glowstick cow allowed him to give me 2 Magic Milk.This then get me a rage potion,making all cards in my hand get 50 attack.
PLEASE END YOUR TURN!
This then allows me to get a cowboy cow again,getting plus 10 attack due to cow companion.I can then apply it to my ice cow,which always has double the health as attack.I then play golden cow figure,swapping attack and health around.I then use accountant cow,which gives all cows plus 40 attack each time an ability is used.I then use creepy cow,causing all the cows to go into a panicked state,giving then plus 60 defense.
Is it over yet?
I then use vase cow,swaping all the cows into random positions and giving them the invunrible bonus.I then use copper cow idol,giving all cows the cow companion bonus.And then that also triggers the idol ability,getting me a spider cow,weakening all cows on your side.
There is no point using that
And then I play Sun cow.Wait what?I got a hunter cow,killing me?!
That was unexpected
Changed it to Djinni, because are the Magic cards who actually have rules like that.
"I play Conjurous Cow which allows me to draw 3 cards
"Alright i play Hydron Cow then i play Dynamite Cow then i use Dynamite Cow to attack dealing 1 damage to all Cards which activates Hydrons Cow Ability:Implosion dealing 10 Damage to any card
"Alright i play 2 Conjurous Cows"
"I play Cursed Cow which Gives 2 Attack and -2 Defense to All my Cards then i play Whirlwind Cow which Multihits 2x Doing 4×2 Damage bringing you to 2 HP"
"Alright now i play Cosmic Cow now i gain +5 Mana/Card in my Hand and now i play Mathematics Cow which Reduces all my Cards Mana Cost and Increases yours by 50% now i play Cow Cornelius Conjurour which Draws 4 Cards and gains +5 Attack and Defense/Card and i also play Radiant Cow which Does 1 Damage to you everytime any cow is attacked then i play Revengeance Cow which Gains a +1 Attack and Defense Bonus/Cow Killed and HP Lost and i play Plague Cow which Decreases all Your Current Cards Defense to 3 and i play Black Hole Cow destroying all Cows on the Field and Activating its Ability:Cosmic Overload Which does 1 Damage to you/Damage and Defense stat absorbed which brings you to -57 HP
@@YourMotherInLaw I play Pschocow, discard my deck to pump it's attack to 45, attack and win. Next.
Dude, he had been setting up that play from the start. He finally managed to draw the ultra rare card, "Legendary Groin Puncher", which he traded his soul for. There's no way he was going to *not* play it.
"WHO DESIGNED THIS GAME?!"
"This video brought to you by this card game..."
How do you have 1.2k likes and no reply’s 😂😂
Ceasar Flores ikr lol
@@ceasar3566 his fans are shy
Rookie mistake. He easily could've tripled his damage output with a somersaulting cheese factory.
He probably didnt have the good work ethic card. You need that to get around the toll gate card and that deck design clearly didnt allow for it.
Kadulikan It’s not necessary because his defence is 1HP
IKR? If he'd held out and played a second Groin Puncher, he'd have gotten a total of 8 additional identical groin punchers and initiated A GROIN PUNCH OFF! (it doesn't actually do any extra damage, but lets you punch your opponent in the groin an extra 14 times -- look, I didn't design this game, ok?)
But if he would have used the alacazam card he could have doubled all actions what could have in total given him 28 punches to give to the oponents groin, now I know this is a rooky card but using the retarded cow card to give all of his cows confusion what could give them up to 4 times the total damage output, altho it would cut down the defence by half
This is gold
I remember one time I was playing MTG with someone
I had been defeated. My opponent had more than enough creatures to kill me that turn.
But instead, they decided to kill me slowly. After all, if I started getting too powerful, they could just finish me off.
Anyway, I won that game.
How did you win?
@@goldenwarrior1186 i dunno field wipe?
i remember one of the first games of hearthstone i had ever played. i'd lost about 5 games, they were all really drawn out as well. no way i could win but they didnt want me to die too quickly.
i decided ill put some effort in and make a deck and I really did put some effort in and made a really good deck considering my skill and options.
First game with my new deck im feeling pretty confident, I quickly get a lead and have total control, im still on 30hp they have 10, i could finish them off but nah, NOW IT'S MY TURN TO MAKE MY ENEMY SUFFER. anyway i slowly get my cards chipped away as i kept refusing to finish the game. the problem was my deck is useless at higher mana.
quickly the tables had turned, i watched as i could do nothing. my first chance at victory ruined by my own arrogance. i shall never forget.
One HP wins are the best 😅
Icbm?
"You wont let me live, You wont let me die"
-The Other guy Probably
*everybody gangsta until the cows enter moo murder mode*
Tell that to the Diablo 2 heroes
🐄
GANGSTAR*
@@reposedrain9702 _Requiem_ *_wooahhh_*
@@asakura8329 DAMMIT GIORNO, SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR STUPID DREAM
"Groin Puncher summons his four identical brothers."
"Of course he does! >:( "
Don't you just hate when that happens
Fucking Grim Patron infinite "HEY EVERYBODY! GET IN HERE!"
There’s a card that does this in game 😂 and that’s the usual reaction because their combo is insane
Four identical brothers? Make that 6. I'M IN CHARGE NOW!
Just hope they don't fuse
there needs to be an alt ending where the opponent drags it out so long that the other player draws his wincon and makes a comeback.
What I want to know is, is that one punch in the groin, or is there an additional groin punch for each of Groin Puncher’s identical brothers?
Now I have to know if it is one or five
Obviously
I KNOW THE ANSWER...
YES!!!!!
its one punch for every power lvl they have. They steal the power from the cows they replaced so thats 120 power for all 4 individually. So 120 times 4 = 480 groin punches.
Legend has it, he is still being punched in the groin to this day.
Alternate title:
When your opponent has a massive ego
It doesn't have to be. Sometimes it's BM, sure, and sometimes you just draw super well and your opponent draws garbage and the game's over before you actually get to play the (in your mind) super fun/stupid combo you built your deck around.
Or it's a freebuild client and you and your friends are trying to out-style each other. That's fun too.
This is just his 'when you have an amazing hand' video from the other perspective.
Believe me, I've won serveral Pokémon card battles against a friend because of a single Lanturn card
IT'S LIKE KAIBA BUT NOT KAIBA
Is it bad that I’ve done this yu gi oh
It's the classic...i never gonna pull this combo ever again...soo i'm going
to overkill you
Extroier gamer plays Yeah, I’m guilty of doing that. Great game of gold fish once, and finished everyone off in one move.
It's kinda like how in MOBAs players will never end the game just because it feels good to be unstoppable.
@@GeneralCane and then when the game got too long and the enemy got their full build and made a comeback 😂
@@MysticAlmighty53 Feels good when that happens, the best games last over an hour...
He killed him so hard he hurt him in real life
I love the idea that he had this ridiculously long turn just so he could inflict physical damage on top of the emotional damage the other guy felt.
At first I thought he was being unnecessary, but when the groin punching cards came out...it all made perfect sense.
"He summons his four identical brothers"
"OF COURSE HE DOES!"
Kage Bunshin No Jutsu
More like Rite of Replication.
TheThiccestYosh 12 OF COURSE HE DOES
That's only three identical brothers... because the fourth is himself.
Spider tokens in general
just let me die
PLEASE
Never! ONLY I CAN DIE! You shall SUFFER~
Ikr
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRY TO PLAY GOD
Yeah, ProZD needs to learn how to Scoop.
@@RaTcHeT302 yes!
MTG "Abyssal Persecutor"
*Yu Gi Oh Master Duel* :
When you go buy groceries, cook your dinner ,and take a shower, and your opponent still hasn't finished his turn
Me: Why didn’t the movie villain finish off the protagonist when he had the chance.
Also me: He’s at 1 hp I will savor this moment.
“I play cowbo-“
“I surrender”
“You WHAT?”
“Okay, next game”
“But the cheese-tasting phase!”
WHAT ABOUT THE SOMERSAULTING CHEEZE FACRORY
There are Yu-Gi-Oh cards which have the effect that if they kill you by attacking directly you loose the duel, but since you're already dead the effect applies to the next duel and your opponent loses the next duel before it even started
Bruh I can’t even 😂🤣😂
@@zomiberush12
English version: you-gi-oh
German version: du-gi-oh
French version: tu-gi-oh
Lol
"Feel like you could have done this several turns ago." Dying.
I love when people just quote the video that we all just watched.
@@SteveS86 love when people get annoyed by others enjoying stuff
This reminds of the most unbelievable win I ever had in MTG about a year ago.
Around that time, I started playing MTG Arena. I didn't invest
any money, didn't have a good deck, only 3 quick drafts in...
a total noob.
The deck I was playing was basically a combination of 2 beginner decks,
Azure Skies and Aziorous Senate, spiced up with a few
wildcards. In other words: Birds. Lots of them. It was an aggro deck, it
could dish out early damage with cheap creatures, but if it
doesn't win in 5-6 turns, it probably won't.
Especially those green-blue-black mutation decks, which were very popular
at that time, gave me problems frequently.
They usually had no problems holding my flyers off early game
and then explode around turn 5-7 or so, playing out half their library
in one turn and stuff like that. I didn't even fully understand how it
works. But it was against such a deck I won in the most unbelievable
way. Keep in mind that I was quite overwhelmed and quite unexperienced
with the cards MTG Arena. I had a hard time keeping track what's going on,
but I will try to reconstruct it as accurate as my memory and knowledge allows.
It went as usual. I had no chance from the moment the game started, even
had a suboptimal hand. The opponent played out a Zagoth Mamba first
turn and kept mutating it throughout the game, so my poor little birds
would get -2/-2 and die every time. All my attempts in killing that
creature failed. All I could do was feed him birds and play out lands.
He kept bringing in and mutating new creatures, playing out twice as
many lands, constantly drawing additional cards, even having a thing
which allowed him to have more than 7 cards in hand. Pure dominance.
Somewhere aorund turn 6-7 or so, he let an Auspicious Starrix mutate and
that was the moment it exploded. I tried to prevent the ability from
resolving by sending the creature back to his hand with a Brazen
Borrower, the last card I had in my hand, but he just gave it hexproof
and my Borrower went poof.
The ability resolved and now there was bunch of creatures coming into
play from his library at once, at least 5 of them. On top of that, a
bunch of his other stuff on the battlefield triggered and let him draw
even more cards, play out more lands, get more life, make me lose life
(Vito), generate a bunch of creature tokens and god knows what else
there was... I wasn't even paying attention anymore. His row of
creatures strechted all across the arena, some stacked on top of each
other. I decided to take it with humor and welcome his creatures with a
*"Hello!"* emote the moment they all popped up on the battlefield. It was
pretty much the only thing I could do anyway. My board was completely
whiped, I had no cards in hand and I was down to 6 life. The only thing
that kept him from destroying me right away was the summoning sickness. I
thought about concedeing at this point because it's just a waste of
time, but decided against it, just to see how much my life would go into
negative after his final attack. He passed the turn. I drew a land and
played it out. Turn back to him... time to die!
But of course, he wasn't attacking right away. There was still a huge
amount of juicy untapped lands on the table and even more cards in hand,
so time to flex hard on my noob ass! He started mutating Auspicious
Starrix again and bringing in even more creatures from his library. The
second row of creatures was now full! But that wasn't even the problem.
When those creatures came in and his chain reaction of other effects
started triggering again, I realized that there would not be a final assault.
Vito would suck me out of life before the combat phase even starts. How
boring!
So I decided to do the very last and absolute pointless thing I could
do. As the stack went down and my life count hit excatly 1, I disrupted
the stack by playing the Brazen Borrower as a flash creature from exile.
The one Borrower which I was trying to unsummon his creature with
earlier. You know, just for the lulz... place a tiny fairy who can't
even block in front of his nose and spam *"Hello!"* as a last good bye...
Turned out that tiny fairy had a much bigger effect than expected and it
wasn't pointless at all. What I didn't realize was that playing out
that card at this point would trigger another chain of effects (forgot wich ones)
on his side which let him draw 7 more cards...
*BUT THERE WERE ONLY 6 CARDS LEFT IN HIS FUCKING LIBRARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
*YEAH, DRAW YOUR WHOLE FUCKING LIBRARY, CHAMP!!!*
*GG FOR ME, YA FLEXING PRICK!!!!*
*HELLO!!!*
*HELLO!!!*
*HELLO!!!*
And this, this is why I watch my board state carefully when I need to do my big combo.
I run a commander deck that has an agonizingly long combo (Its a all 6 Sanctums, using Shrine of the Shattered Heights discarding lands, using Violent Ultimatum, Eerie Ultimatum and some recursion spell to loop the process, easily dealing 300+ damage in bursts of 6. Its pretty fun to play it out yourself.), it requires me to draw my entire deck (Without Enter the Infinite, but with Omniscience and Teferis ageless insight ), and so I take good caution on what cards I have on the field, so that I can't get last minute jumpscared by drawing into an empty library.
That said, the deck has also 2 very short win conditions (simple Approach of the Second Sun and a simple infinite combo that involves Brinelin the Moon Kraken and Bogardan Hellkite with omniscience) that isn't agonizing, so the big combo is really only for me playing against nobody, as in, doing Magic Solitaire back home because no friends, that plays MTG with me at least...
“Calm chill cows”
Funniest thing I’ve ever heard 😂
"There is no point in this."
"Oh, then why am I still playing cards and prolonging your end?"
"...Because you get off on it?"
"OH IMMENSELY."
_was that a DBZA reference_
Yen Yea
@@Ehtis1 precisely
"Don't kinkshame me!"
@@SpyrosKoronis for god sake yugi, just buy some booster pack
“Go ahead and attack me.”
“No. I don’t think I will.”
Homura Akemi 😂😂😂
Genocide sans fight in a nutshell
No because it's a "trick"
That’s me playing games...
1:05 Do not tuck your thumb into your fist when throwing a punch, unless you're looking to hurt yourself more than your target.
Love the cards. So well made.
In general, yes.
In this specific situation, that'd have to be one rock hard groin to do any damage in return.
Unless the target is someone's groin
As a rule of thumb, don't do it ever. Hip bones are pretty darn hard. It's never a bad habit to do something properly. Let yourself start thinking it's ok, and you could regret it. Only fools would justify a bad habit.
@@the_SolLoser I mean sure, you never want to remember more techniques than you need to, and that goes even for good techniques never mind utterly pointless ones.
On the other hand I wasn't really defending anything, this is a silly skit not a self defense instruction video lol. I am a fool in many ways, not for this though.
@@Torthrodhel its just one technique. In fact, it's the absolute basics. It has nothing to do with learning more than you need to. That's a totally different topic. And it may not be a self defense video, but that doesn't matter. There's nothing rong with looking out for people, and if there is, I'll happily go to hell. There will be plenty of people who see it and think," That must be ok. If I do it, and he does it, it must be fine."
Have to say I do this when I play Yu-Gi-Oh against NPCs. There's something quite satisfying about finishing of an opponent who has 100 life points with a monster that has 10,000 attack points! (Plus you get extra points at the end of the duel for it xD)
Duel links?
*When your younger sibling plays a game for the first time and you destroy them to assert your dominance.*
Holy crap when did this get so many likes lmao
Edited on June 25th, 2020.
*Literally me when i played Mental Might to one of my friends who just started playing Pokemon TCG*
Reminds me of when my dad bought me and my little brother both a Yu-Gi-Oh starter deck. Like the ORIGINAL starter decks, some freaking 16 years ago. We both rigged our hands so we would both have our Dark Magicians on our first draws. Lol, in hindsight I should have got the Kaiba starter deck instead of the Yugi one.
@@Matthew-li7we you probably should have that way you can get the blue eyes white Dragon to destroy any of his monsters.
When I play Yu Gi Oh or Magic with my cousin he ALWAYS let me alive with 1hp (Magic) or 100hp (Yu Gi Oh) just to humiliate me with his stupid complex deck and use all his stupid synchro tuner monsters or whatever the fuck they are called in Yu Gi Oh, can we... can we just go back to play like the old days??!! FOR FUCKS SAKE!!
escotg GAMING all true, including making up a rule you can punch them in real life
I really expected him to say, "Wait, I can't attack the turn I summon Groin Puncher, so I guess I end my turn,"
the real reward is being able to punch your opponent in the groin. They may even like it if you play with.. the right person ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
Ok fine, I guess I'll draw... I play slaughter house; all cow-based cards on the field are destroyed, and I gain 10hp for each.
@@georgecataloni4720 And slaughter house also allows me to add one knife for my deck to my hand and equip to one humanoid card. Now you may be saying you have no cards on the field however I affect the effects of cow killer from my graveyard, if I destroyed a cow I can summon him back to the field. I now equip him with knife and give him + 10 attack and can now impale you in real life
I can punch my opponent's groin once for every groin puncher in the field. If opponent get 4 or more punches in a turn, I get to kick him in the balls.
And then the other guy pulls off a killer comeback and wins with 1 HP
"I worship but one deity, and thine name is Overkill"
-- A Meme I Saw Somewhere Once
i'm supprised not that many people have been using cow casino for deck optimization.
so basically:
Cow casino spends 15 mana or 40 cheese tokens for 5 re-taps, but said retaps can only be used per 1 card below s tier. (Cards in S tier include Cow carousel, Black brie & brie breaker)
example:
Cow casino gets played allowing me to un-tap Raging bull, Carnage cow, Dairy truck driver, Cowboy cow & cowboy cow's cow respectively. This allows me to play raging bull ahead of time, so his damage can be powered up by carnage cow's moo murder mode resulting in him having +18 attack. Then the dairy truck driver collects all cheese type cards at that time giving him +30 attack overall. Then the cowboy cow set gets a +5 attack bonus before cowboy cow gets run over by dairy truck driver due to his clumsy nature. this consequently sets cowboy cow's cow into a frenzy for +15 attack due to his bond with cowboy cow, as well as inheriting his then at the time +7 attack due to the prior bond leaving him with +23 attack, enough to brutally murder the dairy truck driver & inherit his +30 attack giving him +53 attack. However due to cowboy cow's cow being in frenzy mode as well as raging bull, he can transfer his +53 attack to raging bull giving him +71 attack. Allowing for further deck setup to allow for a truly bovine cheese tasting phase.
Good strat but I like to use Limburger roll with my special extra churn magic card. Normally Limburger roll adds half a cards attack power to itself. But with extra churn that power is doubled (tripled if the card had been powered up in a prior turn). With ur strat, Raging Bull gets +177 Attack power. Only my friend tried to use this special strat but I had a Cowcounter magic card, countering that crazy damage back at him so I won the game. If Black Brie was possible to add in this strat it would be too op
Not dissing u but my strat is best
It is almost 11:00 for me and I am about to read this whole comment
I don't think you guys understand the power of industry cards. 4 Toll Booths with Income Tax equipments can completley lock out a dariy farmer and stop the cheese tasting phase entirety. Then, because you can't attack without a successful cheese tasting; I'm free to build up my dairy dollar engine and buy up all my most powerful cows in the span of a few turns. Then run a few 'Sab-Moo-Tage's to destroy your opponents industry without fear of gettimg Countercow'ed (because Countercow only protects your cows and not industry) and a few workers to search out the combo peices: and you have completely locked out your opponents from doing anything to you while building a near impenetrable board.
@@Waveboy24 Ah, but I could play the Free toll card, which nullifies your plays. Nice try.
“Cow carousel”
Why NOT CALL IT A
COWROUSEL
I KNOW RIGHT?!
Outstanding move
God lord
@@beardaficionado7289 Outstanding moove*
Yes
If theres no groin puncher in shadowverse idk if imma play it
Or moo murder mode
420
There is I have punched several people in The groin already
Just play D-Shift, it's pretty much the same thing.
D-shift flame and glass to make them enjoy losing
Every video with vividly imaginative and intricately descriptive card game move sequences invoke in me real-time anxiety and ptsd from when I was first learning magic the gathering and the other guys deck build was designed to send as many of his own cards into the graveyard until he ran out of cards in his deck till his last card remaining was a spell that granted instant victory upon running out of cards in his deck.
That game was about 5 turns long.
To be fair, though, pulling off the combo you've been working toward the whole game feels amazing and having your opponent die before you can pull it off is super dissapointing.
That's why I used to prefer making redundancy based decks over combo based decks, back when I played. Sure I'd have a few neat combinations in there maybe but never anything I needed the last turn to build up to... always just more of the stuff I was already doing. Most people would run toolboxes-enough against a few copies of any one type of thing. Never quite enough to deal with proper relentlessness, though. That's what I found anyway.
Game was mtg and I started with Judgment and stopped when the planeswalkers happened. Felt like a different game, wasn't into it at all any more. Done a couple of casual games with friends since with random cobbled together decks made only of proper cards but wouldn't go anywhere near anything competitive again. I took 5th in a 64 person offline tournament once (that I wasn't even properly prepared for... but all the netdeckers were just THAT damn predictable)... that'll do, that's fine. Played the online thing a little bit when it came out and game feels like gambling now, much more than it used to. Used to feel at least somewhat strategic. Bleh to it. Much more into D&D now, don't have the balancing issues with that (well you do I guess, they just aren't anywhere near as important).
My favourite wins still remain the time I brought monoblue beatdown to the local group and said nothing and just let them hold back expecting countermagic that never came. Funny as hell. Wouldn't get that sort of nuance these days, everything's way too fast and 'efficient', you'd just run ultra-rares that do both things twice as much without costing any more.
You can tell I'm a little bitter with the way it turned out huh. lol had my fun though while it lasted
I love how he actually made customized *cow cards* and printed them out just for this skit
Lmao thats true dedication right there
At this point I'm starting to believe he has actual decks of cards and rules for this game somewhere.
a few skits, actually
You don't know the half of it
The calf of it
He should just start mass producing this game.
Me: Dude, I have 1hp! Finish me off.
Opponent: Just thought I would make your last dying moments as annoying, insulting, and miserable as possible.
He obviously just wanted to punch his opponent
Gloating counts as passing priority. Oh, look. I draw Lightning Bolt, and you have 1 HP...
And this why scooping is such a wonderful thing
Lmao that opponent is me
There is 1 specific point at which waiting through all that crap is worth it.
That is when you have a trap card that obliterates their entire field.
Otherwise it is always far more sensible to just get up and leave (it doesn't matter if people want to call you unsportsmanlike, it is a waste of precious time that you cannot get back).
Hard to admit, but this is literally me in any card game lol.
That sweet, sweet, overkill damage.
The attention to detail is amazing. The (Angry) and (Chill) versions of the cow cards. The (Chill) versions having sunglasses. At 0:23 you can see that Cowboy Cow (Angry) has angry eyebrows.
Also I love the gag of Cowboy Cow and Cowboy Cow's Cow
ProZD doesn't understand the satisfaction of overkill on someone's last HP
Yeah, but at least Prozd understands. He even gets to punch ProZD in the groin.
Until they surrenders or concedes. lol..
It's fun when it is an AI, but if it is an actual person I'd rather end quicker and hope they want a rematch.
@@________dQw4w9WgXcQ That's true
Honestly I did the same thing all the time. I could have just won with a simple attack, or I could boost Maha Vailos attack massively for no reason just for the satisfying overkill
This is the equivalent of mega evolving your lvl 100 Rayquaza on a lvl 3 caterpie and using dragons ascent on it.
*Mega evolving legendary Pokémon and using a one-hit KO move against lvl 1 sleeping and confused magikarp (lowest stats possible) with 1 HP left
After dragon dancing to +6 attack and speed
@@redjolteon1087 +6 is max but ok
depolarization typo, my bad
Rollerbear712 Wishiwashi has the lowest base stat total.
"And I also get to punch you in the groin in real life"
"Who designed this game?"
"Alright, ready?"
ÔøO0oòōFffFFffF
"I wasn't aiming to defeat you.. I was looking to defeat you and all your future offspring."
Been dealing with heavy depression and adapting to a new, better, antidepressant and I really needed this. Laughed so hard I was crying. Thanks!
*_1919:_* "I wonder what people will be doing in 100 years!"
*_2019:_* *Guy plays card game with himself in front of a camera*
1819: "Jolly good, I am curious about what my fellow man will be doing in a century!"
1919: *Family of five stands with deadpan expressions in front of flashing box*
1919:MY LEGS! THE GERMANS BLEW OFF MY LEGS!
1519 America: I wonder what it will be like in 100 years...
1619 America: *Everyone dead from massive apocalyptic plague*
altrocks Wait
1919: cant think about 2019, too occupied with trying to not die from the flu
"I only have one hp left you could just attack me"
Oh brother, he didnt aim to win, he was aiming for your groin
Here is your first reply. You deserve this.
Here is your second reply. You deserve this.
Heres your third reply. You deserve this
Here's your 4th reply, you deserve it
Here's your sixth reply, you deserve this
I dont mind this with pals as if my friend spent hours doing his deck and can finally lay that combo down, im happy for him
*The meaning of victory is not to merely defeat your enemy but to destroy him, to completely eradicate him from living memory, to leave no remnant of his endeavours, to crush utterly his achievement and remove from all record his every trace of existence. And also punching him in the balls.*
- Lord Solar Macharius, probably
He did all of that just to punch his own groin lmao.
Omg I didn't realize that, lol
Worth it
Gotta get those Style Points.
Oh shit i actually forgot they are the same person...
And break his thumb while doing it.
*"This combo chain feels incredibly specific."*
"Cowmbo" chain
now it makes sense, of course he wanted to play the full combo, what are the odds he will get that chance again?
I honestly do this in Yu-gi-oh because you never know if that one card in their hand is some kind of effect monster that activates in their hand, then because of that they can chain and special summon from their graveyard or deck.
Which has happened against me on multiple occasions.
“And I also punch you in the groin in real life.”
Best line of the entire vid
This is basically every odd month in Yu-Gi-Oh!
This is every single match in yugioh ever lol
Reminds me of Spyral deck.
Why odd months? That seems... Odd :p
But seriously, why odd months?
I remember one of my first yugioh matches. This dude was wiping the floor with me and I couldn't stop him his monsters were completely superior to mine. Then he summoned a red eyes black dragon to finish me off. I said what a good card that was. Then I remembered I had a trap hole that specifically targets large summons like that. Basic common as dirt started deck trap card. It took out his dragon and he had no other monsters. On my turn I was able to attack with all of my little dinky monsters and destroy him. Total fluke, if he hadn't been trying to show off he would have crushed me.
@@thomasfrazer8934
Twas the heart of the cards
Ironically, this is exactly why Shadowverse lets you concede matches. XD
This fact makes it even funnier!
And hearthstone
That's not really ironic unless they were advertising that shadowverse is cool because your opponents won't finish you off
You can do that in every 1v1 game
You can concede in hearthstone too
Absolutely everyone playing yu-gi-oh be like:
No seriously, I did this every. single. time.
Same
As someone who loses A LOT it gets infuriatingly boring after a while.
„Yes, yes, combo out your boss monster thrice, I’ll just take a shower...“
Did it on the gameboy to farm BP. Then would purposely do as little damage as possible while instantly murdering every monster card they summoned. Or purposely trigger certain cards on their field so they can gain more life points.
It's usually worse when either your opponent either takes pity on you, wants to show you the other cards/combos they could use to make you miserable, or don't have all the cards for the combo they REALLY want to use so your stuck like that for several turns, though occasionally if they don't have too much of a lockdown on you or the heart of the cards finally works for you, you can pull of an oh so satisfying win and ruin their fun. I've been on both sides of the coin, it's why I have (mostly) stopped waiting to finish my opponent off for more turns than necessary.
@@moviefan2236 I’d be okay with being combo’ed even tho I had like 100 LP left if they told me beforehand. Like “Hold on, I wanna get out my boss monster”
Alright, cool, I’ll watch. Crap out the same monster three times in one turn even tho my field is empty and I will hope your soul gets sent to the shadow realm some day
When you’ve been planning a turn for a while, and the stars finally align for you to pull it off, there’s no way you’ll just let that go and do a simple win
he came back from lunch and got his revenge
He planned all his moves during lunch
I can not believe the cheese tasting phase could not stop him
Was the revenge: nut punches?
He’s lucky the opponent didn’t summon black Brie
It’s illegal in every state, except Texas
Bro I’m pretty sure that card’s not even legal
Also the count cornelius cheddar combo
@@williamthechild4703 it got legal but they said you can only use it 2 times in a match
@@Toxin_Glitch wait is that an over the hedge reference
"cowboy's cow's cow"
Guys, isn't that like, slavery?
Now if this was a video game he’d get overkill reward bonuses
This why cow type cards are banned in tournaments
Aint the game called cows vs cows vs cows vs cows?
@@boneheadgaming6051 Yeah, but the cheese strat is a lot more balanced and you can build a deck around it without any cows
@@boneheadgaming6051 stop _milking_ the comment section with unneccessary jokes
UnLImITeD ?
The entire video and the comment section is a joke of itself you brain dead peice of cole
I swear I will hunt down the person who says ‘r/wooosh’ in this thread
This is the most relatable thing I've seen in my life
Thats all his videos 🙃
I'm a YuGiOh! player...
Don't even get me started!
This happens all the time in hearthstone, but sometimes I manage to turn it around
@@chaddoom7993 oh I know lmao they'd draw their whole deck and preform 4 special summons for the heck of it
@@Unknownz000 Exodia lol
or the 3 Egyptian god
When you saved all your good cards, so now you've gotta use em.
The audio quality is what I suspect my fish hear when I watch videos.
with all the details you've built around this fake card game, you might as well make it real. just like Chairem Anime needs to exist.
And that rpg
Imagine if someone makes a game about chairmen anime lol, maybe make it a tactical rpg featuring all prozd characters
Chairem*
Ignitedrowlets the dragon king saga
Isn't the potential chairem anime a rule 34 version of Disney's Beauty and the Beast?
I've done this sort of things, mainly on despicable a-holes. They rage quit right away.
I come back to this every month thanks for this
Yeah, that’s how I usually play when I’m close to victory.
SMG4's SuperFan I HATE it when I finally get the last card for my combo on the turn I gain lethal
Lol is there no way to declare a forfiet?
I do the same for Settlers of Catan endgame.
You have to make them truly APPRECIATE that you have them beaten...
Reminds me of gwent
I hate how relatable this is...
just concede
@@phoenixnest8044 already did it
@@phoenixnest8044 when you want to concede....but stay anyway just to see how far the combo goes
"Cowboy Cow's Cow"
I'm dead seeing this name 😂
Sad thing is, I never finish my opponent off until they have a fighting chance
"Look, I have been planning this move for over 27 turns, and we are not ending this game until I get my glorious master piece of a victory"
Man so many specific interactions.
There is no way this deck is consistent at all, unless he plays black Brie. Which is banned
Not in Old Macdonald format...
I prefer the cheese combo decks since they're alot more consistent now.
He can make it work if he runs Utter Madness.
Atsuko Kagari udder madness*
But first he has to blackflip his titties and then he’s ready to attack using the portal to make sure he’s not born on his birthday
Can’t blame him for dragging it out when his goal was to get the groin punch, not just to win
0:54 "I've felt a disturbance in the force. Like millions of men cried out in pain, then their cries started sounding like that of a women's"
"Groin Puncher summons his four identical brothers."
"Of course he does."
Man, I wish I had four identical brothers. Then we could all share the blame for getting our dad killed in a wildebeest stampede!
Simba no
oof.
Lmao look at this no dad loser
It would be better without the exclamation point. The exclamation point makes it look like you're making a joke about your father's untimely death (condolences). For sad, end with a period or with an ellipsis...
Gannon Kendrick Boi, it obviously a joke. His name is sad dumbs for crying out loud.
Wait, I feel a wooooshing coming on. Wait, SHIT!
I'm not downloading Shadowverse until they add the cow expansion pack
This is perfect. They NEED the cow expansion pack.
There is no cow level.
@@MrDerpatron3000 r/woooosh
One Lazy Gamer I knew nobody would get it. It’s from Diablo.
Nemesis double whoosh! Ironic, isn’t it?
I don't know why but "ok you ready?" kills me every time.
Timing and delivery. Signs of good comedy.
This combo chain feels incredibly specific
"Mind Control. He's my cow now. I Attack. You Lose."
New pastures, gain control of all cows on the battlefield.
I want this to be a real game XD It looks fun.
Jack Matthews “Greener pastures” All cows are lured to your side of the field for one turn, in addition due to the luscious grass, all of the cows receive a permanent 2x attack bonus. They can not attack right away.
But wait, I also play “feeding times over” letting all cows attack immediately. Check mate, you should have finished me at 1hp Lysanderoth
@@jramseier Woah! You cant go mixing skits like that!
I floop the pig.
Milk delivery man does a triple back flip giving me triple cheese production
When sending you to the shadow realm just isnt enough.
Me explaining to my friends the Masterduel meta.
Because what if, and i mean WHAT IF, theres a battle fader in hand
The presence of GORZ still haunts all YGO players
That moment where your opponent kills off all of your monsters, forces you to be unable to counter, and leaves you on your final hp.
And then ends their turn.
I do that all the time :-)
That was their last mistake~
I read that as molesters and was very confused
In Hearthstone there is a certain code of honour in casual play (not ranked) where people would keep on playing in order to finish the daily quests.
@@homuraakemi103 They'll never see it COM-IIIIING
The non-ad parts sound like you're speaking from under a box.
Yeah, I was wondering about that. It usually sounds a lot better than that. Maybe he recorded this one on his phone or something.
Agreed agreed, it has not been the same for the past two vids.
When you win before you get to play your super combo, but still really want to play your super combo
Like the ultra violent Fatality moves in Mortal Kombat but in card game form
I can just imagine him making all those cow cards.
"WHO DESIGNED THIS GAME?"
*moment later*
"sponsored by shadowverse!"
da man needs moola
Nah man's just preparing for the handtraps
POV: ur trying to get as much overdamage as possible in Inscryption
This can really backfire for the "winner" when they start to monologue. I've won a few games of Magic because my opponent was winding up the "ultimate" win.
Lmao I knew someone that thought their magic deck was so superior because he would beat all his immediate friends all the time. But then we went to a game shop where people literally do this all day everyday and went up one person and the battle ended in 3-4 turns lmao. Ran away with his tail between his legs hahah
@@crypandora66 Yeah kitchen table gaming and the people at game shops are two very different beasts... I do prefer kitchen table Magic tho.
@@Nazgy I would prefer kitchen table gaming if I had friends or more than two decks.
@@justas423 he had 6 different decks and none of them mattered lmao his OP deck got its ass handed. I told him to play again and he just wanted to leave 😂
@@crypandora66 I play Yugioh competitively and every time I see friends from HS that still play old out dated stuff or teens in the local library with Thier "ultimate unbeatable stratagey" I always have to stop my self from laughing and feeling sorry for them when I establish a pretty standard board with a tier 3 fun deck and they still can't deal with it. Let alone an actual tier 1 meta deck.
ProZD so good at acting I forgot he was 1 person and got upset I didn't get to see him punch himself in the groin
It's painful how accurate this is.
The chill groin puncher strat is good, but won't stand up to the cheese tasting phase
This is the TCG equivalent of the "villain that won't shut up when the protagonist is nearly dead" trope
I love that trope. Lol