there was never an escape... greetings from 2021. download here: • How to remove NoEscape... thank you for 1,000,000!! - april 8th, 2021 #endermanch #trojan #creepypasta
Hydra: Not very harmful Memz: "Solos everyone" my ass, it can be taskkilled by cmd Minoxide: Haven't seen it NoEscape: Best of the ones we have said as of now
I will add virus to your phone Jn1jqkdjmdl1p1ieiq8iw enor phone has crashed into a problem reset phone if hapins again follow these steps smash phone wilf a hammer Or kill it by opining severity hacker box in phone and take it out
If you ever run into malware, before its too late, go into safe mode. Apparently safe mode is a tunnel through lots of stuff. If im correct safe mode can be booted into by mashing f8 while turning on your computer. If you were too late and the virus has done lots of damage, best case is that it hasn't destroyed it completely and you can re-install windows.
@@JuliCraft411 Nope. There was a virus like that but it was a couple of years ago. And also if the virus like that would damage your bios clearing CMOS doesnt give you anything. You would need a program programming tool for modules like bios. Desolder the bios module, put it in and copy all of the code from that bios from internet. But you would have to change serial numbers which is hard cuz if you change the serial number of one string the whole bios wont work
If you reinstall windows and a virus is still there, then it's a rootkit which has modified the system BIOS, meaning you have no choice but to buy a new computer period.
@@BT00L5 since i downloaded it my computer started blue screening on me and everytime i open it it blue screen then after that im unable to start my pc
When you install VMware and install a creepypasta virus: oh, cool lol When you realize that you accidentally installed it on your real PC instead of the VMWare: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Plot twist: the exe file that d. Sent actually deleted cortana, but cortana was the only thing that kept a malicious ghost malware away from the computer.
There was an easy way to stop the virus : you could format the system disk, remove/disable other disks and reinstall windows from a installer USB drive for example...
@xXWitheredGamersXx reinstall failed because of malicious stuff on other disks (who edits the installer or idk) and you can copy want you need from the system disk before formatting by using another operating system
Does this virus have date based payloads? I mean, does those payloads activate when we set the system date of the VM to a specific date? I've heard something like that, and i ran this on a VM too. But i couldn't change the date in windows when the virus was active
i think you just have to go to the registry editer and look for the app cortana and set the value for the thingy that doesn't let you uninstall it set the value to 0 and then go to the app settings for Cortana and click uninstall and you finally uninstalled it (make sure to create a resore point incase something bad happens)
@@KrystPl That's a great question. I assume that is one of those moments where I was angry at people and needed to point out flaws of others; by finding meaning in random videos.
ok guys there’s like this download button that says totally not malware and I clicked it and made it administrator I hope this free totally legit the best ever anti virus works
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Lesson: It is always safe to trust the *_d._*
Ладно
Ofc it is
@@d.2249 ладно
@@d.2249а конечно тебе нельзя доверять
XD A like from enderman
And the worst of all... cortana was still installed:(
F
f in the chat bois
f
F :(
F
Enderman: Stupid discord kid
Enderman 4 minutes later:
Bruh
Lol
XD this is
Bruhhhhhhhh
@BlueTech b b
@BlueTech twitter.com/endermanch/status/1313230423187697678?s=19
Songs used:
0:00 Kevin Macleod - Breaktime
2:25 Appriaching Nirvana - Even while
@@DeltaDX 🇷🇺 is better for you
it's copyrighted music
yes thank you :)
you're the best. thank you
finally, after 2 years, i have finally found it, thank you for your service son.
This tutorial was well detailed. Earned a sub. I can confirm this is legit.
Yeah, it helped me a lot!
Same!
Recording software: This is fine.
He was using a VM
Joshua Martin *it’s a joke*
@@Endy3032 how are you supposed to interpet that as a joke
@@grease1224 You guys have a lower sense of humor than i have...
@@excalibur5377 nah theyre lower than me
Enderman: uninstall Cortana
NoEscape.exe: instructions unclear, uninstalled the whole computer.
Cortana still installed 😪
@Hongsheng Toh it’s a simulated computer...
When you made the real Windows Customization tool.
Andrew: Wasn't expecting that. But anyway.
this working removing cortana (fake)
Like
3:57 the icon is running for his life
Hydra, Minoxide, and all the other viruses: "We're better!"
NoEscape.exe: "You think so?"
Memz soloing all.
Hydra is a joke
Hydra: Not very harmful
Memz: "Solos everyone" my ass, it can be taskkilled by cmd
Minoxide: Haven't seen it
NoEscape: Best of the ones we have said as of now
@@RNGMecha i killed memz in a vm with task manager
@@catermelony Huh? Doesn't Memz bsod the OS when you kill it with task manager?
NoEscape.exe: Do you want to enjoy last minutes of you pc?
Enderman: yes
NoEscape.exe: Good luck!
Windows: Here is painT
I will add virus to your phone
Jn1jqkdjmdl1p1ieiq8iw enor phone has crashed into a problem reset phone if hapins again follow these steps
smash phone wilf a hammer
Or kill it by opining severity hacker box in phone and take it out
@@kylensplaysdanesls1820 ur spelling-
@@juliachong8491 yes he spelling
@@juliachong8491 but very wrong
@@kylensplaysdanesls1820 ur spelling-
No Escape virus: you can't defeat me
Enderman: i know, but he can
"Linux has been successfully installed"
Linux: What's up MotherF*cker's.
NoEscape.exe: Ah sh*t, here we go again.
So did cortana
Cortana: hahaha!
Noescape: please.... no.... PLEASE!!!
@Pedro Gabriel how ? Its only on mac books
Ubunt has been installed
If you ever run into malware, before its too late, go into safe mode. Apparently safe mode is a tunnel through lots of stuff. If im correct safe mode can be booted into by mashing f8 while turning on your computer. If you were too late and the virus has done lots of damage, best case is that it hasn't destroyed it completely and you can re-install windows.
In which part of the computer?
then how can u re install if its destroyed
@@user-kb4ko9ig3w the same way you install windows at first time. It doesnt really destroy your pc it destroys your system
But malware CAN infact brick the bios, but I think removing the cmos battery fixes it, maybe it doesn’t
@@JuliCraft411 Nope. There was a virus like that but it was a couple of years ago. And also if the virus like that would damage your bios clearing CMOS doesnt give you anything. You would need a program programming tool for modules like bios. Desolder the bios module, put it in and copy all of the code from that bios from internet. But you would have to change serial numbers which is hard cuz if you change the serial number of one string the whole bios wont work
This virus was one of the things that first got me into this type of content!
virus: want to enjoy last minutes?
me: *no*
virus: ok ;(
me:I THOUGHT IT WAS A TRICK QUE
I dont get it
@Hülya Coşkun what?
Virus:*shutdown for ever*
Virus Ending
virus: want to enjoy last minutes?
me: yes
virus: >:)
me: NO!! THIS BACKGROUND & APPS!!! APPS ARE TELEPORTING!! BACKGROUND IS RED!!!!
noescape.exe: DO NOT TRY TO CLOSE THIS WINDOW
enderman: *auto clicking at the X*
u cant the system will crash if u click the x
@@tanic2productionsonly minecraft players understand
Andrew*
@@callmecrazy1337 huh?
@@suraki8541 Never click 2 times when screen loading
ngl this is the best vid i've seen in my entire life its creepy and fun i hope i see more vids like this in the future
Your videos were the ones I watched the most during the pandemic. Especially this one. Maybe that's why I didn't lose my sanity XD
d. : *"Do you trust me?"*
Enderman : *"with every cell of my body."*
Lol
can i ask what "d" means?
@@Xeodez ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@Xeodez hmm...nope
@@Xeodez di-
The name of the guy give enderman the link to noescape.exe
thank you very much friend, I urgently needed to update my drives and you saved me, THANK YOU SO MUCH
I don't even care if you add ads to the download you're just such a goat ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
"I even reinstalled Windows, what does it want from me?!"
Me: *aight time to try installing linux to get rid of this bad boy*
If you reinstall windows and a virus is still there, then it's a rootkit which has modified the system BIOS, meaning you have no choice but to buy a new computer period.
@@RobloxElevatorGuy e pse vicente
@@Kristibek technically u can just buy a new mobo right?
@@Kristibek malware cant infect the BIOS its hardwired and its content cant be changed by software.
Fake vmware
My little brother: look I installed free minecraft!
Aka tlauncher
@@jefflim3097 Tlauncher ain't a virus
@@BT00L5 it does
@@BT00L5 i cant even uninstall it
@@BT00L5 since i downloaded it my computer started blue screening on me and everytime i open it it blue screen then after that im unable to start my pc
to turn off cortana, first take her off the start menu, and if you want EXTRA anti cortana, just delete her files (be careful though while doing it)
Enderman: Lets See Whats This....
a few minutes later
Enderman: OH DEAR HEAVENS
"There is no escape."
"Ok. Can I at least get a last installation?"
"Ok."
*insert indian tech support music swag mlg mlg moment*
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@@lorefilsantos4 E
E
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EA sports, it’s in the game
Enderman: I want to delete cortana
Uninstall Tool on desktop: Am I joke for you?
Lol
Or the disable fea tr ure tool
XDDDD
To u*
Instead of making a video on this virus he could have just terminated cortana
i didnt expect it to work wow thank you so much bro
A cautionary tale that you can't download all sorts of exe files, even if your friend sent it to you.
Enderman: guys how do I delete cortana
Me, a Korean: You guys are getting Cortana?
same from the Netherlands
Cortana works fine for me in Germany
In Indonesia, no one used cortana (maybe only content creator and workers used cortana)
@@3ndz All of you are so lucky... Here in Mexico, we can't get good education, but cortana, of course that's 100% important!
@NEXO Ich auch nicht, aber es funktioniert halt, In russland und korea halt nicht
Plot twist the software wasn’t malicious, that was just cortana fighting back
Yes
Man underated
Guys when you go to this
2:48 Pause and you will see BFDI file
Ayo b. Were u da guy who infected him da guy who did was d. Edit: wat am I doing what was I supposed to write?
No escape: I'm gonna destroy all the computers in the world!
Chrome, Windows, Antivirus: No you aren't.
Plot twist: He ran this on his actual PC and his PC brand was VMware
Fr💀
When you install VMware and install a creepypasta virus:
oh, cool lol
When you realize that you accidentally installed it on your real PC instead of the VMWare:
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Creepypasta virus: hahaha pc goes brrrrrrrr
@@bryanng1358 😂
he actually installed it in vmware
VMWARE logo on bootup : *leonardo dicaprio
@team lolpippiou what? i don't see any comedians here?
Enderman: *when did I get my VM infected again?*
NoEscape: *MAKES A MODDED WINDOWS INSTALLER*
Because uh
@Lil' Red Crewmate lol
aRE your the reel skleppy
@Lil' Red Crewmate srsly kid. it's obvious he's fake. he only did it cuz he is a fan of skeppy
i think it went to the BIOS and fucked up the computer
I love it when he is the creator of NoEscape and he acts like a victim to NoEscape for our entertainment.
What could possibly go wrong?
- Last few words from Endermanch
Me:installed the deadliest virus on windows
Windows: *P A I N T*
deadliest virus?
If its the deadliest how did someone remove it in 12 minutes
Virus:do you wish to spend your last minutes with you computer?
guy:yes
Virus:can i offer you microsoft paint at this trying time?
Yea I thought it was gonna draw something lol
yes, paint. it's the best thing to pass the time.
"WinCustomize. exe may be dangerous."
_Eh, what could possibly go wrong_
What happens: your pc has no escape.
And lesson: false error
Everything
@kot barsik нет
@kot barsik естественно
Ok, im really obsessed with this video..
He's my favorite youtuber 🙂
Lesson number one: Never trust random Malware that you don't care.
He just casually adds chill music, as if he doesn’t care about the situation
@team lolpippiou greetings. we meet again
take one look at the album cover of the song
*"There's actually an escape. But it's just really hard to find."*
" *that's why it's called no escape*"
Perhaps
There is: it’s a usb drive with a win 10 installer!
How do u guys know?
@@reception1087 How you dont know
Fun fact: if you wanna log on to the other accounts then you can do a password bug but to my disappointment none of them were set up
Thats sad for you😢 I liked and subcribed
Title : creepy pasta
Background music: lEts party boIs
Hahha
@Demon Girl, I guess? I have all istruction for Destroy The Virus In 2 sec
Can you give me.full musick name lease
Scary music then plays after the party music. Its not just the party music that plays.
@@MikeyMandFluffyMainProductions ik
"what could go wrong"
Almost everything
yea bi*ch
we meet again
@@QraxDev wtf ur the bi*ch here
Hey engie, don't go off teleporting bread ok? That goes for you to red engineer
Yeah what could
Ah yes, a windows creppypasta.
Now i've seen everything.
Enderman: how to remove cortana
Uninstall Tool on his desktop:
h e l l o
Fr
Don’t worry, no computers were harmed in the making of this video.
Yep youre right i had 4 years and i told my dad that i'm cleaning laptop and accidently delete system32😂😂😂
yeah! it was all just a virtual one after all, no harm indeed!
@@Rene-eq3ih ye
Ye we know
Imagine kids reactions to this...
5:41 PC: **slowly melts down**
_"The effects of Cortana's rampancy are spreading, Chief."_
--Weapon- *-Cortana*
This was Better than a Whole Netflix Series.
Alternate title: Windows, but every time you restart something weird happens
Lol
The NoEscape.exe virus is not a joke :/
𝒀𝒆𝒔 𝒊 𝒍𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒎𝒚 𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒚 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 Ņ̵̝̟͙͚̗͚̭́̏O̶̢̧͕̺̟͈͉̖͕̠̟͖͖̰̼̐́̐͋̄͝Ę̴̛̙̹̬͕̘̼̀̚Ś̶̙̲̗̫̞̰̯̌̔C̸̛̘͓̼̟̯͓͇͈͈̺͇͚͈̯̈́͛̎̈͘̚͜͠A̷̳͊̒͝P̴̢̧͙͉͔̬̞̲̪̻͇̩̎Ȇ̵̡̛͍͉̏͑̓̋̒̎̿̈͝.exe
Lol but no
@@Suehiro_Tecchou do u understand a joke
"eh,what could go wrong"
last words before the disaster
a
a
Top 10 Moments Before Disaster
Awesome video! I really enjoyed it! I know I'm a bit late, but, I was wondering what the song was at 2:22! Ty.
BRO MY HEART ALMOST DIED WHEN I SAW THE APPS GOING CRAZY AFTER YOU REINSTALLED WINDOWS-
Plot twist: the exe file that d. Sent actually deleted cortana, but cortana was the only thing that kept a malicious ghost malware away from the computer.
Is this for real?
@@skirainas3033 it would be awesome if it was.
@@rete1621 maybe
Yes but mcafee is also an antivirus
@@yhfhdcf bruh
1:33
The last note of the piano piece hit when NoEscape.exe screwed up the PC xD
lol
It was "4'33
Virus:D E A T H
There was an easy way to stop the virus : you could format the system disk, remove/disable other disks and reinstall windows from a installer USB drive for example...
@xXWitheredGamersXx reinstall failed because of malicious stuff on other disks (who edits the installer or idk) and you can copy want you need from the system disk before formatting by using another operating system
@@TheOneBlockGuy no escape has changed many things in registry editor
That fact that Orange Tech Group beat you to removing it
i love how the beat drops the second he opened the virus.
(1:33)
same he has the perfect music
Don't click 1:02
@@LetGoMyLegosTyler yeah
"no computer silly boy go outsie to play"
isn't that from resonate 2 of danooct1's viewer made malware?
Yep.
Yes!
😳
Fred Durst says: no computer today silly boy go outsie to play
@@bananapsychopath1468 He's very active in videos by Siam Alam and Danooct1.
Lesson: NEVER TRY TO DELETE CORTANA
How old are you?
OK
Love how The recording software is invincible
because its a virtual machine
“Alright, let’s remove this useless piece of junk now”
NoEscape: *Wouldn’t that make you, interested in getting your bootloader deleted?*
GNU GRUB: *There's still an escape tho*
@@andydehmaniac yep there is an escape but it's really hard and complicated. This is a really bad virus don't underestimate its power.
"Hippity hoppity, your bootloader is now my property" -NoEscape, probably
Lmao
@@flamingdog9207 "Hippity Hopptiy Your Code is Now My Property"
-Dani Making Muck
Name of the song at 2:05 to 6:07 is called "Even While" by Approaching Nirvana, in case anyone would like to know
Thanks! I love that music and wanted to know the name
Thanks!
Thx For A Lot!
thxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx for the music
Thanks a lot 😁!
imagine downloading this to a friends computer as a prank
Does this virus have date based payloads? I mean, does those payloads activate when we set the system date of the VM to a specific date? I've heard something like that, and i ran this on a VM too. But i couldn't change the date in windows when the virus was active
yes
Reminds of 000.exe, it's overall like a big deja-vu.
agreed
Yeah it def gives out 000.exe vibes. Especially with like a million icons on the desktop
000.exe was my inspiration :P
@@Endermanch You really can't reinstall it!
EXE WINDOWS 10: HAHA PC IS DONE HAHA me: how to download windows 3.1
1:45
You know something's going wrong when the loading screen is *W I D E*
HHahahahahahhahahahahaha somehow i did relate to this when i messed up with my screeens refresh rate
Lol
that's normal with VMware boot up, sorry to break it too you.
how is this funny this is literally normal and always happens
*B E E G*
Can you please send the link to 2 music?
NoEscape.exe Is Way Too Powerful That I Cant Even Do Anything To Stop It, Im Sorry Enderman, I Have Let You Down!
This is the thing that gives me anxiety...
memz is also unescable virus
memz is also "unescable" virus
not being able to open your computer? i have had like nine BSODs before and my computer is fine
5:42 nice sunset today
i think you just have to go to the registry editer and look for the app cortana and set the value for the thingy that doesn't let you uninstall it set the value to 0 and then go to the app settings for Cortana and click uninstall and you finally uninstalled it (make sure to create a resore point incase something bad happens)
This is very philoshophical, if you think about it. I think you *from my perspective* take most care about your content deeper than 88% of people.
what???
@@KrystPl That's a great question. I assume that is one of those moments where I was angry at people and needed to point out flaws of others; by finding meaning in random videos.
How to escape from noescape.exe:
1. just freakin break your pc / laptop
2. Yeah thats all
Or kill the virtual machine lol
@「 InSanic 」 yeah
Step 3: buy 50 spare laptops/pcs
Factory reset is shaking
Oh yeah right!
8:59 and then he switched to Linux
Linux *SUCKS* windows and Mac is better
@@adminguy1719 Linux is useful for some people like programmer
@@adminguy1719 GNU/Linux is nice, it runs fast, you have compete control of what your computer is doing, and everything makes sense.
MaddieXP pog
MaddieXP jf
When your computer turned off after opening this file, an ad was displayed
computer: *suffering in intense pain*
video: *CALM MUSIC*
Noescape.Exe: Enjoy The Last Minutes Of Your PC...
"Opens Paint"
Enderman: Yes I Will Enjoy The Last Minutes Of My Computer Just Painting‽
Hey windows key, can u do windows key + g? I need to screenshot.
@@alliuumduo Oh yeah, don't forget Cortana can help you
Ohgfg!bgg
@@alliuumduo windows key + print screen sys rq = SCREENSHOT!!!!!
Yea XDDDDD
VIRUZ : Do you want to enjoy the last minutes of your computer?
Enderman : Yes.
VIRUZ : **Opens Paint**
Enderman please give me a ❤️
corona : Do you want to enjoy the last minutes of your life?
Evrybody : Yes.
corona : Ok!
*earth is dying*
@@anthonydelamare8612 not funny didn't laugh
I mean it could have been funny but u made the joke be embarrassing
If he said No to the question would his PC die instantly
_"Now let's paint a little happy tree right here..."_
3 words lol.
NoEscape: You shan't defeat me.
Me: I know, but he can
*The Linux Pak X40 Distro 60GB TM*
nothing here is more disturbing than the dots animation and a lot of processes being run...
this : *exists peacefully*
the anti-virus i never turn off :
*H E L O*
Avast: B L Y A T
b L. aR. F
Funny how mine is always turned off lmao
@@kbvbvk1473 yh same cuz of that little number in my top corner
ok guys there’s like this download button that says totally not malware and I clicked it and made it administrator I hope this free totally legit the best ever anti virus works
Enderman: what can go wrong
no escape.exe: a lot of things
Im the CEO of racism
Enderman: how to remove noescape.exe
@@thierry_0522 sure
What is the song after the bit where he runs the malware?
Approaching Nirvana - Even While
@@calawyndold Thanks, your comment has just helped me a lot😊
@@noneofhourbusiness you're welcome
@@calawyndold 😊 and I subbed to you
Enderman:turning off antivirus
"I know where is it i shall delete it before its too late!"
Later...
*"wHeRe iS iT?"*
Enderman: Bye Cortana! Wait a minute, what is this?
Cortana: Don't mess with me.
😂😂😂😂
Wincustomize
Enderman: Bye Cortana! Wait a minute, what is this?
Cortana: *Rages* Don't mess with me.
Hmmm. I like that! How did you make this?
Andrew, where did you get the text for the usernames and desktop garbage
"Greetings from 2021"
HOLLLLLLLD UP
Cause it's no escape, but Linux has an escape :)
The worst part is that after the virus attack, Cortana was still on the system.
Copied
@@michabaraniec5811 👹
F in the chat for Cortana.
She didn't deserve this.
Stolen
@@weezers_number1_fan ok
What version of Windows 10 did you use in this video?
“It’s just a prank bro”
Imagine scanning that QR code but it rick rolls you
Ok here’s my video on the rickroll QR code :
th-cam.com/video/j5a0jTc9S10/w-d-xo.html
@@TheRealOderless635gnat yeah no I don't trust it
th-cam.com/video/IO9XlQrEt2Y/w-d-xo.html
@@TheRealOderless635gnat thanks
@@SVMNSP6213YT thank you too
Pc: im dying!!
Recording: eating popcorn enjoying the movie
@Lasercat I think is a virtual pc
@Lasercat its a vm (virtual machine)
Virtual machine
@Lasercat i wouldn't recommended doing this though as some viruses can penetrate through VM'S
@@stonksified1264 so dont enable reading main pc drive, and dont enable networking:)
D: im about to finish this man's whole career
Enderman: *uno reverse card*
The recording software: the cameraman never dies.