Hydra: Not very harmful Memz: "Solos everyone" my ass, it can be taskkilled by cmd Minoxide: Haven't seen it NoEscape: Best of the ones we have said as of now
I will add virus to your phone Jn1jqkdjmdl1p1ieiq8iw enor phone has crashed into a problem reset phone if hapins again follow these steps smash phone wilf a hammer Or kill it by opining severity hacker box in phone and take it out
If you reinstall windows and a virus is still there, then it's a rootkit which has modified the system BIOS, meaning you have no choice but to buy a new computer period.
If you ever run into malware, before its too late, go into safe mode. Apparently safe mode is a tunnel through lots of stuff. If im correct safe mode can be booted into by mashing f8 while turning on your computer. If you were too late and the virus has done lots of damage, best case is that it hasn't destroyed it completely and you can re-install windows.
@@JuliCraft411 Nope. There was a virus like that but it was a couple of years ago. And also if the virus like that would damage your bios clearing CMOS doesnt give you anything. You would need a program programming tool for modules like bios. Desolder the bios module, put it in and copy all of the code from that bios from internet. But you would have to change serial numbers which is hard cuz if you change the serial number of one string the whole bios wont work
@@BT00L5 since i downloaded it my computer started blue screening on me and everytime i open it it blue screen then after that im unable to start my pc
When you install VMware and install a creepypasta virus: oh, cool lol When you realize that you accidentally installed it on your real PC instead of the VMWare: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Plot twist: the exe file that d. Sent actually deleted cortana, but cortana was the only thing that kept a malicious ghost malware away from the computer.
ok guys there’s like this download button that says totally not malware and I clicked it and made it administrator I hope this free totally legit the best ever anti virus works
its not really safe. if the virus is advanced enough, it can see that you are running it on a vm, and it can somehow jump into your host machine. so not really.
enderman always uses a vm when recording a video like it is even apparent that he is using a vm and did not infect his host machine because i saw the vmware thing that appears when you boot up a virtual machine in vmware
@MarbleXeno i dont really know either, but i think it is possible. i found this about the topic: 'There have been outbreaks of viruses which can actually "break out" of virtual machines, which has been documented in the past. While an arguable solution is to disable x86 virtualization, any modern (decent) anti-virus software should be able to protect you from these viruses within limited reason.' but i still dont really know. i do not really test viruses, and i do not know how the virtualization layers work, so i cant tell if it is true, or not. so dont really take my answer as truth and accurate, it may be not.
support.microsoft.com/en-us/help/14238/windows-10-troubleshoot-blue-screen-errors is the link in the QR code. It wasn’t custom just a generic QR code found in blue screen errors
Ahem,that doesn’t affect your bios,it is just saved in the hard drive,if you format it,your drive wipes everything,including the malware,since it can’t save itself on the hard drive
Exodus 20:7: *Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.* JUST STOP IT WITH "GD" AND "JESUS CHRIST!" ALREADY I HATE THE SIN OF BLASPHEMY STOP IT STOP IT *STOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!*
No escape.exe: *THERES NO ESCAPE YOU CAN TRY BUT ITS USELLES HAHA* That one guy:There is an escape. *Saves his computer and posts the video from how to do it.* No escape.exe: NOOOOOOO
![How to remove NoEscape.exe [Download link]](/img/n.gif)
Lesson: It is always safe to trust the *_d._*
Ладно
Ofc it is
@@d.2249 ладно
@@d.2249а конечно тебе нельзя доверять
XD A like from enderman
And the worst of all... cortana was still installed:(
F
f
F :(
F
F
Enderman: Stupid discord kid
Enderman 4 minutes later:
Bruh
Lol
XD this is
Bruhhhhhhhh
@BlueTech b b
@BlueTech twitter.com/endermanch/status/1313230423187697678?s=19
Recording software: This is fine.
He was using a VM
Joshua Martin *it’s a joke*
@@Endy3032 how are you supposed to interpet that as a joke
@@grease1224 You guys have a lower sense of humor than i have...
@@excalibur5377 nah theyre lower than me
Hydra, Minoxide, and all the other viruses: "We're better!"
NoEscape.exe: "You think so?"
Memz soloing all.
Hydra: Not very harmful
Memz: "Solos everyone" my ass, it can be taskkilled by cmd
Minoxide: Haven't seen it
NoEscape: Best of the ones we have said as of now
@catermelony Huh? Doesn't Memz bsod the OS when you kill it with task manager?
@catermelony Weird...
solaris solos
NoEscape.exe: Do you want to enjoy last minutes of you pc?
Enderman: yes
NoEscape.exe: Good luck!
Windows: Here is painT
I will add virus to your phone
Jn1jqkdjmdl1p1ieiq8iw enor phone has crashed into a problem reset phone if hapins again follow these steps
smash phone wilf a hammer
Or kill it by opining severity hacker box in phone and take it out
@@kylensplaysdanesls1820 ur spelling-
@@juliachong8491 yes he spelling
@@juliachong8491 but very wrong
@@kylensplaysdanesls1820 ur spelling-
No Escape virus: you can't defeat me
Enderman: i know, but he can
"Linux has been successfully installed"
Linux: What's up MotherF*cker's.
NoEscape.exe: Ah sh*t, here we go again.
So did cortana
Cortana: hahaha!
Noescape: please.... no.... PLEASE!!!
@Pedro Gabriel how ? Its only on mac books
Ubunt has been installed
Enderman: uninstall Cortana
NoEscape.exe: instructions unclear, uninstalled the whole computer.
Cortana still installed 😪
@Hongsheng Toh it’s a simulated computer...
When you made the real Windows Customization tool.
Andrew: Wasn't expecting that. But anyway.
this working removing cortana (fake)
Like
This tutorial was well detailed. Earned a sub. I can confirm this is legit.
Yeah, it helped me a lot!
Same!
noescape.exe: DO NOT TRY TO CLOSE THIS WINDOW
enderman: *auto clicking at the X*
u cant the system will crash if u click the x
@@tanic2productionsonly minecraft players understand
Andrew*
@@m4ank huh?
@@suraki8541 Never click 2 times when screen loading
d. : *"Do you trust me?"*
Enderman : *"with every cell of my body."*
Lol
can i ask what "d" means?
@@Xeodez ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@Xeodez hmm...nope
@@Xeodez di-
The name of the guy give enderman the link to noescape.exe
"I even reinstalled Windows, what does it want from me?!"
Me: *aight time to try installing linux to get rid of this bad boy*
If you reinstall windows and a virus is still there, then it's a rootkit which has modified the system BIOS, meaning you have no choice but to buy a new computer period.
@@RobloxElevatorGuy e pse vicente
@@Kristibek technically u can just buy a new mobo right?
@@Kristibek malware cant infect the BIOS its hardwired and its content cant be changed by software.
Fake vmware
3:57 the icon is running for his life
"There is no escape."
"Ok. Can I at least get a last installation?"
"Ok."
*insert indian tech support music swag mlg mlg moment*
e
@@lorefilsantos4 E
E
E
EA sports, it’s in the game
Plot twist the software wasn’t malicious, that was just cortana fighting back
Yes
Man underated
Guys when you go to this
2:48 Pause and you will see BFDI file
Ayo b. Were u da guy who infected him da guy who did was d. Edit: wat am I doing what was I supposed to write?
Dziękujemy.
@@Oren-2850 врквҷччичисрвостчтчстстатчивисрчмчо1000
virus: want to enjoy last minutes?
me: *no*
virus: ok ;(
me:I THOUGHT IT WAS A TRICK QUE
I dont get it
@Hülya Coşkun what?
Virus:*shutdown for ever*
Virus Ending
virus: want to enjoy last minutes?
me: yes
virus: >:)
me: NO!! THIS BACKGROUND & APPS!!! APPS ARE TELEPORTING!! BACKGROUND IS RED!!!!
Enderman: *when did I get my VM infected again?*
NoEscape: *MAKES A MODDED WINDOWS INSTALLER*
Because uh
@Lil' Red Crewmate lol
aRE your the reel skleppy
@Lil' Red Crewmate srsly kid. it's obvious he's fake. he only did it cuz he is a fan of skeppy
i think it went to the BIOS and fucked up the computer
Don’t worry, no computers were harmed in the making of this video.
Yep youre right i had 4 years and i told my dad that i'm cleaning laptop and accidently delete system32😂😂😂
yeah! it was all just a virtual one after all, no harm indeed!
@@xFrostyCake123 ye
Ye we know
Imagine kids reactions to this...
If you ever run into malware, before its too late, go into safe mode. Apparently safe mode is a tunnel through lots of stuff. If im correct safe mode can be booted into by mashing f8 while turning on your computer. If you were too late and the virus has done lots of damage, best case is that it hasn't destroyed it completely and you can re-install windows.
In which part of the computer?
then how can u re install if its destroyed
@@laossuk1mCarrot-f2f the same way you install windows at first time. It doesnt really destroy your pc it destroys your system
But malware CAN infact brick the bios, but I think removing the cmos battery fixes it, maybe it doesn’t
@@JuliCraft411 Nope. There was a virus like that but it was a couple of years ago. And also if the virus like that would damage your bios clearing CMOS doesnt give you anything. You would need a program programming tool for modules like bios. Desolder the bios module, put it in and copy all of the code from that bios from internet. But you would have to change serial numbers which is hard cuz if you change the serial number of one string the whole bios wont work
Enderman: I want to delete cortana
Uninstall Tool on desktop: Am I joke for you?
Lol
Or the disable fea tr ure tool
XDDDD
To u*
Instead of making a video on this virus he could have just terminated cortana
Enderman: guys how do I delete cortana
Me, a Korean: You guys are getting Cortana?
same from the Netherlands
Cortana works fine for me in Germany
In Indonesia, no one used cortana (maybe only content creator and workers used cortana)
@@3ndz All of you are so lucky... Here in Mexico, we can't get good education, but cortana, of course that's 100% important!
@NEXO Ich auch nicht, aber es funktioniert halt, In russland und korea halt nicht
My little brother: look I installed free minecraft!
Aka tlauncher
@@jefflim3097 Tlauncher ain't a virus
@@BT00L5 it does
@@BT00L5 i cant even uninstall it
@@BT00L5 since i downloaded it my computer started blue screening on me and everytime i open it it blue screen then after that im unable to start my pc
ngl this is the best vid i've seen in my entire life its creepy and fun i hope i see more vids like this in the future
"WinCustomize. exe may be dangerous."
_Eh, what could possibly go wrong_
What happens: your pc has no escape.
And lesson: false error
Everything
@kot barsik нет
@kot barsik естественно
When you install VMware and install a creepypasta virus:
oh, cool lol
When you realize that you accidentally installed it on your real PC instead of the VMWare:
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Creepypasta virus: hahaha pc goes brrrrrrrr
@@bryanng1358 😂
he actually installed it in vmware
@team lolpippiou what? i don't see any comedians here?
Lol
Me:installed the deadliest virus on windows
Windows: *P A I N T*
deadliest virus?
If its the deadliest how did someone remove it in 12 minutes
Virus:do you wish to spend your last minutes with you computer?
guy:yes
Virus:can i offer you microsoft paint at this trying time?
Yea I thought it was gonna draw something lol
yes, paint. it's the best thing to pass the time.
Your videos were the ones I watched the most during the pandemic. Especially this one. Maybe that's why I didn't lose my sanity XD
"no computer silly boy go outsie to play"
isn't that from resonate 2 of danooct1's viewer made malware?
Yep.
Yes!
😳
Fred Durst says: no computer today silly boy go outsie to play
@@bananapsychopath1468 He's very active in videos by Siam Alam and Danooct1.
Alternate title: Windows, but every time you restart something weird happens
Lol
𝒀𝒆𝒔 𝒊 𝒍𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒎𝒚 𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒚 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 Ņ̵̝̟͙͚̗͚̭́̏O̶̢̧͕̺̟͈͉̖͕̠̟͖͖̰̼̐́̐͋̄͝Ę̴̛̙̹̬͕̘̼̀̚Ś̶̙̲̗̫̞̰̯̌̔C̸̛̘͓̼̟̯͓͇͈͈̺͇͚͈̯̈́͛̎̈͘̚͜͠A̷̳͊̒͝P̴̢̧͙͉͔̬̞̲̪̻͇̩̎Ȇ̵̡̛͍͉̏͑̓̋̒̎̿̈͝.exe
Lol but no
@Ray do u understand a joke
@Ray bro no what do u except
He just casually adds chill music, as if he doesn’t care about the situation
@team lolpippiou greetings. we meet again
take one look at the album cover of the song
he probably installed it on a virtual machine
Enderman: Lets See Whats This....
a few minutes later
Enderman: OH DEAR HEAVENS
*"There's actually an escape. But it's just really hard to find."*
" *that's why it's called no escape*"
Perhaps
There is: it’s a usb drive with a win 10 installer!
How do u guys know?
@@impooplad How you dont know
Title : creepy pasta
Background music: lEts party boIs
Hahha
@Demon Girl, I guess? I have all istruction for Destroy The Virus In 2 sec
Can you give me.full musick name lease
Scary music then plays after the party music. Its not just the party music that plays.
@@MikeyMandFluffyMainProductions ik
Plot twist: the exe file that d. Sent actually deleted cortana, but cortana was the only thing that kept a malicious ghost malware away from the computer.
Is this for real?
@@skirainas3033 it would be awesome if it was.
@@rete1621 maybe
Yes but mcafee is also an antivirus
@@yhfhdcf bruh
This virus was one of the things that first got me into this type of content!
"eh,what could go wrong"
last words before the disaster
a
a
Top 10 Moments Before Disaster
1:33
The last note of the piano piece hit when NoEscape.exe screwed up the PC xD
lol
It was "4'33
Virus:D E A T H
“Alright, let’s remove this useless piece of junk now”
NoEscape: *Wouldn’t that make you, interested in getting your bootloader deleted?*
GNU GRUB: *There's still an escape tho*
@@aervnu yep there is an escape but it's really hard and complicated. This is a really bad virus don't underestimate its power.
"Hippity hoppity, your bootloader is now my property" -NoEscape, probably
Lmao
@@flamingdog9207 "Hippity Hopptiy Your Code is Now My Property"
-Dani Making Muck
No escape: I'm gonna destroy all the computers in the world!
Chrome, Windows, Antivirus: No you aren't.
Name of the song at 2:05 to 6:07 is called "Even While" by Approaching Nirvana, in case anyone would like to know
Thanks! I love that music and wanted to know the name
Thanks!
Thx For A Lot!
thxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx for the music
Thanks a lot 😁!
This is the thing that gives me anxiety...
memz is also unescable virus
memz is also "unescable" virus
not being able to open your computer? i have had like nine BSODs before and my computer is fine
"what could go wrong"
Almost everything
yea bi*ch
we meet again
@@sadlyimqrax wtf ur the bi*ch here
Hey engie, don't go off teleporting bread ok? That goes for you to red engineer
Yeah what could
I love it when he is the creator of NoEscape and he acts like a victim to NoEscape for our entertainment.
VIRUZ : Do you want to enjoy the last minutes of your computer?
Enderman : Yes.
VIRUZ : **Opens Paint**
Enderman please give me a ❤️
corona : Do you want to enjoy the last minutes of your life?
Evrybody : Yes.
corona : Ok!
*earth is dying*
@@anthonydelamare8612 not funny didn't laugh
I mean it could have been funny but u made the joke be embarrassing
If he said No to the question would his PC die instantly
_"Now let's paint a little happy tree right here..."_
3 words lol.
5:41 PC: **slowly melts down**
"I know where is it i shall delete it before its too late!"
Later...
*"wHeRe iS iT?"*
for those wondering what music is on at 2:23 its called Even While
Songs used:
0:00 Kevin Macleod - Breaktime
2:25 Appriaching Nirvana - Even while
@@DeltaDX 🇷🇺 is better for you
it's copyrighted music
yes thank you :)
you're the best. thank you
finally, after 2 years, i have finally found it, thank you for your service son.
Noescape.Exe: Enjoy The Last Minutes Of Your PC...
"Opens Paint"
Enderman: Yes I Will Enjoy The Last Minutes Of My Computer Just Painting‽
Hey windows key, can u do windows key + g? I need to screenshot.
@@alliuumduo Oh yeah, don't forget Cortana can help you
Ohgfg!bgg
@@alliuumduo windows key + print screen sys rq = SCREENSHOT!!!!!
Yea XDDDDD
this : *exists peacefully*
the anti-virus i never turn off :
*H E L O*
Avast: B L Y A T
Funny how mine is always turned off lmao
@@kbvbvk1473 yh same cuz of that little number in my top corner
ok guys there’s like this download button that says totally not malware and I clicked it and made it administrator I hope this free totally legit the best ever anti virus works
Hammer: *laughs menacingly*
“I will rather ask some experienced people”
*goes to discord*
Reminds of 000.exe, it's overall like a big deja-vu.
agreed
Yeah it def gives out 000.exe vibes. Especially with like a million icons on the desktop
000.exe was my inspiration :P
@@Endermanch You really can't reinstall it!
EXE WINDOWS 10: HAHA PC IS DONE HAHA me: how to download windows 3.1
i love how the beat drops the second he opened the virus.
(1:33)
same he has the perfect music
Don't click 1:02
@@LetGoMyLegosTyler yeah
Imagine scanning that QR code but it rick rolls you
Ok here’s my video on the rickroll QR code :
th-cam.com/video/j5a0jTc9S10/w-d-xo.html
@@TheRealOderless635gnat yeah no I don't trust it
th-cam.com/video/IO9XlQrEt2Y/w-d-xo.html
@@TheRealOderless635gnat thanks
@@SVMNSP6213YT thank you too
thank you very much friend, I urgently needed to update my drives and you saved me, THANK YOU SO MUCH
The worst part is that after the virus attack, Cortana was still on the system.
Copied
@@michabaraniec5811 👹
F in the chat for Cortana.
She didn't deserve this.
Stolen
@@weezers_number1_fan ok
A lesson(not always true): it's safe to use a virtual machine when given file
its not really safe.
if the virus is advanced enough, it can see that you are running it on a vm,
and it can somehow jump into your host machine. so not really.
enderman always uses a vm when recording a video like it is even apparent that he is using a vm and did not infect his host machine because i saw the vmware thing that appears when you boot up a virtual machine in vmware
True
@@TheWindowsAddict he does show his host sometimes but most of the time he uses vms
@MarbleXeno i dont really know either, but i think it is possible.
i found this about the topic:
'There have been outbreaks of viruses which can actually "break out" of virtual machines, which has been documented in the past. While an arguable solution is to disable x86 virtualization, any modern (decent) anti-virus software should be able to protect you from these viruses within limited reason.'
but i still dont really know. i do not really test viruses, and i do not know how the virtualization layers work, so i cant tell if it is true, or not.
so dont really take my answer as truth and accurate, it may be not.
Enderman: Bye Cortana! Wait a minute, what is this?
Cortana: Don't mess with me.
😂😂😂😂
Wincustomize
Enderman: Bye Cortana! Wait a minute, what is this?
Cortana: *Rages* Don't mess with me.
A cautionary tale that you can't download all sorts of exe files, even if your friend sent it to you.
Enderman: what can go wrong
no escape.exe: a lot of things
Im the CEO of racism
Enderman: how to remove noescape.exe
@@thierry_0522 sure
Plot twist: the QR code on the bsod was actually a rickroll qr code
Hold on
support.microsoft.com/en-us/help/14238/windows-10-troubleshoot-blue-screen-errors is the link in the QR code. It wasn’t custom just a generic QR code found in blue screen errors
@@smayansahu1070 congratulations, you played yourself.
Bruh
I KNEW IT
The piano music at the start stops when he activates the malware, thats a good detail
yes
what's its name i keep hearing it but idk the name
@@heromahdi the name of the song after the malware activates or the piano intro music? You can find the the names in the description
Yes
Yeah
What could possibly go wrong?
- Last few words from Endermanch
Pc: im dying!!
Recording: eating popcorn enjoying the movie
@Lasercat I think is a virtual pc
@Lasercat its a vm (virtual machine)
Virtual machine
@Lasercat i wouldn't recommended doing this though as some viruses can penetrate through VM'S
@@stonksified1264 so dont enable reading main pc drive, and dont enable networking:)
How to escape from noescape.exe:
1. just freakin break your pc / laptop
2. Yeah thats all
Or kill the virtual machine lol
@「 InSanic 」 yeah
Step 3: buy 50 spare laptops/pcs
Factory reset is shaking
Oh yeah right!
1:45
You know something's going wrong when the loading screen is *W I D E*
HHahahahahahhahahahahaha somehow i did relate to this when i messed up with my screeens refresh rate
Lol
that's normal with VMware boot up, sorry to break it too you.
how is this funny this is literally normal and always happens
*B E E G*
I don't even care if you add ads to the download you're just such a goat ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
Can we just appreciate how nicely he set up the VM.
what’s a vm
@@cactooos9972 virtual machine
@@cactooos9972 vm stands for virtual machine which is basically a virtual pc on a real pc and what ever u do to the vm does not effect the actual pc
@@cactooos9972 it’s basically a PC inside a PC. VMvare and Virtual Box are platforms to make vms
@@cactooos9972 this person through he destroyed his real pc
Virus: 6:59
Cool kids with the power of command prompt: *what bout you*
Me: "turns off the computer and destroys the computer"
NO ESCAPE: wait you werent suppose to do that
No Escape: YOU CANT DELETE ME FOOL
Enderman Andrew: I know but… he can
“Enter Orange Group Tech”
5:42 nice sunset today
The part with paint actually made me laugh XD. It was all creepy and stuff and than this happens XD
wanna enjoy your computer while it lasts?
*_then play mario paint lol_*
You didn't even get the Pain in paint xD
*"Your mom.pdf has been installed"*
It would fill up even the biggest drive
No number of Yottabytes (Yes, that’s a real byte) could hold it
Enderman: how to remove cortana
Uninstall Tool on his desktop:
h e l l o
"Yes, that is common. Thank's a lot"
Top 10 sentences before disaster
Cortana will be with you forever. Wait! Your computer has been destroyed.
not forever if u install win10 debloater
Mom saying is do not download to Windows 10.exe!
There is Powershell...
@@Cookie__XD It is:)
@@Lightman137v2 so you can easily uninstall Cortana...
thinkmobiles.com/blog/how-to-uninstall-cortana/
beginning me: lol this isn't that scary
end me: wow you can't get rid of it
Kali linux ftw
Reinstall bios and wipe ur drives EZ
@@Xarros1 true
uhm you can just fully format your hard drive
Ahem,that doesn’t affect your bios,it is just saved in the hard drive,if you format it,your drive wipes everything,including the malware,since it can’t save itself on the hard drive
The recording software: the cameraman never dies.
8:59 and then he switched to Linux
Linux *SUCKS* windows and Mac is better
@@adminguy1719 Linux is useful for some people like programmer
@@adminguy1719 GNU/Linux is nice, it runs fast, you have compete control of what your computer is doing, and everything makes sense.
MaddieXP pog
MaddieXP jf
When you forget you have “UNINSTALL TOOL”
hm
Hmmm
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
@@haonguyenhieu7314 ayy yo mr v :)
@@tannguyenminh8594 yoo
"Greetings from 2021"
HOLLLLLLLD UP
Cause it's no escape, but Linux has an escape :)
Plot twist: He ran this on his actual PC and his PC brand was VMware
Fr💀
Bad ending, Cortana is still installed.
God damn!
Exodus 20:7: *Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.*
JUST STOP IT WITH "GD" AND "JESUS CHRIST!" ALREADY
I HATE THE SIN OF BLASPHEMY
STOP IT
STOP IT
*STOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!*
@@shortformediocreweirdocalm down my guy.
Mwhahahahaha... You cannot delete Cortana in Microsoft Windows, it’s system application.
@@shortformediocreweirdo god damn god damn god damn, are you gonna have a heart attack now?
Recording software:Man can i record this
Virus:sure man do ur work
It's VM
Capture cards can also record almost everything.
@@berlin5588 Everyone knows we just keep it as a joke
lmao-
noescape:die everything off
Cortana: How can i help you?
Cortana: Help!
No Escape: There is NO WAY
No escape.exe: *THERES NO ESCAPE YOU CAN TRY BUT ITS USELLES HAHA*
That one guy:There is an escape. *Saves his computer and posts the video from how to do it.*
No escape.exe: NOOOOOOO
noescape: Hack other computer
Cortana: Sure.
Cortana: Help! There Is A Monster Trying To Kill Me!
No Escape: There is NO WAY To Survive Cortana!
BRO MY HEART ALMOST DIED WHEN I SAW THE APPS GOING CRAZY AFTER YOU REINSTALLED WINDOWS-
Just remove the "No" and there's a escape!
Smart lol
Yes 🤣
LOL
@@Someone_Them35 i mean facts is facts
@asd yes me am smart
“Eh what could possibly go wrong”
*PROCEEDS TO DESTROY COMPUTER*
4:49 that moment when ur pc is a potato
no when your pc desktop is a incredible piece of art
LMAO
Love how The recording software is invincible
because its a virtual machine
Cortana: trying to get rid of me? your computer is mine
Jeff (Me) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
2:48 Google Chrome be like: Hello There
2:48
General kenobi
Hello
How are you
Im unda the water
Pls help me
@@lavachaser fredsvoice asmr
Google Chrome why so There?
I love when he says: I know where is it! *5 Seconds Later* Where is it ?!
Lesson number one: Never trust random Malware that you don't care.
"Eh,what could possibly go wrong..."
*Everything.*
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@@thierry_0522 Shut up bot
*by everyone*
3:15 me: jamming to them beats
Everyone else: watching the actual video
What song is it?
@@youraveragedegenerate1 idk I just like the song
Found it, it’s Approaching Nirvana - Even While
@@youraveragedegenerate1 thanks dude
You're welcome
“Guys, do you know how to delete Cortana in windows 10?”
Me noticing I have windows 10 an I have “Talk to Cortana”: *S W E A T S P R O F U S E L Y*
actually i have it in my pc
rip
Oh... Oh no...
*CORTANA GOES RAMPANT*
same woth my big sis's computer wich im using to reply to dis comment right now
Fun fact: if you wanna log on to the other accounts then you can do a password bug but to my disappointment none of them were set up