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  • @Seedmember
    @Seedmember ปีที่แล้ว +32618

    'Pays 200 bucks everyday to walk from one side of town to the other'
    "Thank god there are no taxes in this free city!"

    • @OrgusDin
      @OrgusDin ปีที่แล้ว +3012

      this is how people play free to play games with microtransactions

    • @Gin-toki
      @Gin-toki ปีที่แล้ว +1003

      No different from real life where some people pay low taxes but then pay a heck of a lot for many other basic necessities :P

    • @PushingDownDaisys
      @PushingDownDaisys ปีที่แล้ว +513

      Even states/countries with no income tax "appear" this way. They get them out of you another way, they always do ;)

    • @SoManyZubats
      @SoManyZubats ปีที่แล้ว +287

      If I had to pay $200 every time I left my house I would be paying less tax then I am right now

    • @TheRoadmankilla
      @TheRoadmankilla ปีที่แล้ว +251

      @@SoManyZubats doubtful that’s 73000 a year in fees, unless your making over 200k a year

  • @NoSoupForYouu
    @NoSoupForYouu ปีที่แล้ว +16927

    I love that your solution was essentially "taxing" people but not calling it "taxes" by way of "amusement park" entrance fees in between locations

    • @2n974
      @2n974 ปีที่แล้ว +779

      He could be a president at this point

    • @fanaticaltechpriest1002
      @fanaticaltechpriest1002 ปีที่แล้ว +1484

      Pretty much how real right libertarianism would work in practice

    • @UncleWermus
      @UncleWermus ปีที่แล้ว +460

      He even slipped up and called them taxes, lol

    • @elvingearmasterirma7241
      @elvingearmasterirma7241 ปีที่แล้ว +863

      It's almost like taxes are inevitable or something if you want to upkeep infrastructure and services or something

    • @bendover8477
      @bendover8477 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@elvingearmasterirma7241Cospaia and Acadia would beg to differ

  • @Sprech41
    @Sprech41 ปีที่แล้ว +4463

    incredible, he managed to invent pedestrian toll booths

    • @Linaaa1506
      @Linaaa1506 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Coming to America in 2024

    • @kayaguvendi
      @kayaguvendi ปีที่แล้ว +40

      There are such bridges in many places. One got famous in India a few years ago when several dozen people (if my memory serves me well) drowned in the river underneath when it got overloaded.

    • @hawks9142
      @hawks9142 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you went off the wear they do to the road like they do with cars the cost would be literally pennies, I'd honestly be willing to pay that if it means not risking my life everytime I step outside

    • @SouthernHerdsman
      @SouthernHerdsman 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      they didn't model fueless inexpensive cosmic energy reactor into the game, which is available since 1950.

    • @termiterasin
      @termiterasin 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      When society is failing, call the walk to work an amusement ride.

  • @caitlin4598
    @caitlin4598 ปีที่แล้ว +8151

    This video is basically 'city skylines without taxes'
    step one: how to disguise taxes

    • @Torodes23
      @Torodes23 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Step one is literally every country out there lol

    • @burnttoast26
      @burnttoast26 ปีที่แล้ว +296

      Even "libertarian paradises" would have to start taxing eventually. They just wouldn't call it taxes.

    • @ZZ-pq6ht
      @ZZ-pq6ht ปีที่แล้ว +195

      @@burnttoast26 "Regular Sustenance Payments"

    • @leerman22
      @leerman22 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@burnttoast26 RENT

    • @LVP404
      @LVP404 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My compliments to you

  • @thelootfinder8960
    @thelootfinder8960 ปีที่แล้ว +1997

    Ambiguous is gonna get in a lot of trouble when the meteor of August 2024 hits

    • @ambiguousamphibian
      @ambiguousamphibian  ปีที่แล้ว +291

      Lol

    • @selectioncrescimento
      @selectioncrescimento ปีที่แล้ว +91

      A suspiciously small meteor hitting a landfill

    • @Godsire
      @Godsire ปีที่แล้ว +63

      He's also going to get in trouble if there's a big fire in August 2023

    • @JoFriedrich
      @JoFriedrich ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@Godsire well, from last summer experience, I guess the only matter will be to know which one he was talking about

    • @Godsire
      @Godsire ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@JoFriedrich depressingly true

  • @Aone339
    @Aone339 ปีที่แล้ว +2005

    My favourite part of this was that the whole time trying to avoid taxing people, you've created a system that relies on one of the most hated tax form - tolls

    • @AverageAlien
      @AverageAlien หลายเดือนก่อน

      Tolls aren't tax. You choose to pay a toll when you use someone else's property. Tolls are superior to tax and would keep traffic down. Taxation is theft

    • @nalgene247
      @nalgene247 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Must have missed the entire intro lmao

  • @pauloneufneufneuf
    @pauloneufneufneuf ปีที่แล้ว +1268

    I fully LOLed from beginning to end.
    The Amusement Parks are genius. "You don't have to walk through them. You could just stay at home. It's your choice"

  • @C_Sloth
    @C_Sloth ปีที่แล้ว +6762

    The people of the city: "isn't this just taxes with extra steps?"
    AA: "no...." *Summons meteors from the heavens*

    • @That__Guy
      @That__Guy ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Taking a fee for walking through the city = taxes with extra steps (nice)

    • @badlaamaurukehu
      @badlaamaurukehu ปีที่แล้ว +38

      NYC does this. Try entering or leaving without paying tolls. And that's on top of absurdly high taxes for sketchy services at best.

    • @fewkeyfewkey5414
      @fewkeyfewkey5414 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@badlaamaurukehu probably cuz nyc a big city and actually needs money 😱

    • @InitiateDee
      @InitiateDee ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@fewkeyfewkey5414 it's because NYC is hell on earth

    • @jaquilynnblaque6888
      @jaquilynnblaque6888 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Don't question it."
      -AA Probably

  • @shawnconway9957
    @shawnconway9957 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    "They're not taxes, they're tolls."
    "What's a toll?"
    "A tax."

  • @LivingNihilism
    @LivingNihilism ปีที่แล้ว +4106

    EA: These are not Lootboxes, they are surprise mechanics
    AA: These are not taxes, they are tollroads and semi-forced amusementpark fees.

    • @badlaamaurukehu
      @badlaamaurukehu ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Sounds like New York.

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki ปีที่แล้ว +101

      This isn't a shipping fee, it's free shipping locked behind a monthly subscription.

    • @CoralCopperHead
      @CoralCopperHead ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This isn't a game made for your amusement, it's a business practice explicitly targeted at stupid people that people who are not stupid have no reason to complain about.

    • @kavishbansal
      @kavishbansal ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@renakunisaki that's just Amazon Prime

    • @somedouchemcbag987
      @somedouchemcbag987 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@godlaake6034 *sound of a cash register heard in the distance*
      It`s okay, friend, you got your paycheck.
      You can stop shilling for amazon now.

  • @knessovich
    @knessovich ปีที่แล้ว +1954

    I love how he goes full circle and refers to the amusement parks as "tax income" at 8:41

  • @kylew3715
    @kylew3715 ปีที่แล้ว +957

    It's just too bad that private companies can't provide services due to game limitations, I'd love to see a Rouge fire station shaking down residences for cash in order to put out the fire

    • @MM-vs2et
      @MM-vs2et ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Hell yeah, civil war era New York baby!

    • @pikachuichooseyou4273
      @pikachuichooseyou4273 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Like Marcus Crassus🪙

    • @PYBR0
      @PYBR0 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MM-vs2etwat

    • @IWillSmurfYou
      @IWillSmurfYou ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Based and free marketpilled

    • @Rami-L
      @Rami-L ปีที่แล้ว +29

      cyberpunk edgerunners ambulance be like

  • @garretteverett2613
    @garretteverett2613 ปีที่แล้ว +16223

    Taxation is theft, and the right to choose to commute through a series of expensive yet barren amusement parks to survive is FREEDOM

    • @FayezButts
      @FayezButts ปีที่แล้ว +387

      Now this guy gets it

    • @TheAxeaman
      @TheAxeaman ปีที่แล้ว +615

      The thing with libertarianism is that supporters of it don’t want the capitalists to pay taxes, just us workers. Of course, this is also the same way in all systems of capitalism.

    • @squidwardo7074
      @squidwardo7074 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      @@TheAxeaman wrong

    • @schaakakon9473
      @schaakakon9473 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      And in the great words of the most American William Wallace "FRRREEEEEDOOOOOM"

    • @TheAxeaman
      @TheAxeaman ปีที่แล้ว +145

      @@squidwardo7074 wrong?

  • @matthewmccoy7437
    @matthewmccoy7437 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    the government secretly redirecting meteors to blow up problem areas sounds like a great movie plot lmao

    • @BlueBeetle1939
      @BlueBeetle1939 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      That is the inciting incident of Starship Troopers

    • @squidwardo7074
      @squidwardo7074 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      and a great real life plot, its basically happened already, just on a smaller scale

    • @RustoKomuska
      @RustoKomuska ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@squidwardo7074 yeah except they used planes instead of meteors

    • @FurryWrecker911
      @FurryWrecker911 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds like a plot for The Bad Guys 2.

    • @idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472
      @idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I remember a movie similar coming out around 2001

  • @fightingfinn1503
    @fightingfinn1503 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Theres a more...decrete way of getting rid of dumps and graveyards that are full, you turn off the building making the workers leave, then you use the collapse building button on it then rebuild. I call it a "controlled demolition".

  • @ambiguousamphibian
    @ambiguousamphibian  ปีที่แล้ว +3664

    ...And unintentionally created a libertarian utopia in the process

  • @Neoentrophy
    @Neoentrophy ปีที่แล้ว +596

    I like how you replaced residential, commercial and industrial taxes, only to replace them with a high tax on walking to work...

    • @Eventide215
      @Eventide215 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Look, you get to live here free, work here for free, and have your business here for free.. moving around the city though? That's going to cost you.

    • @PushingDownDaisys
      @PushingDownDaisys ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@Eventide215 Guess ill need to live in my business which is my work. Elon Musk style.

    • @iamcool544
      @iamcool544 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats basically the libertarian's whole idea. They want to ONLY pay for whatever they use, so you would pay a monthly fee to use a road, a monthly fee to be able to have your house put out if it catches fire, a monthly fee for garbage collection. You know, definitely NOT taxes with extra steps and the ability for a private corporation to fuck you as hard as they want.

    • @richardkeith9498
      @richardkeith9498 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It's not a Tax, it's a Toll!

    • @despawnme9154
      @despawnme9154 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@PushingDownDaisys you mean living out the back of his car given his shit deal to buy twitter xD

  • @schmeterling
    @schmeterling ปีที่แล้ว +194

    8:38 actually, its way more profitable to just zone them all like one park which has a lot of small side entrances. and more importantly, with every star level it gets, the ticket prices also go up. so its a really good idea to invest into your parks

  • @Khadharphak
    @Khadharphak ปีที่แล้ว +208

    Imagine your city hall employing a mad scientist under the table to create a meteor magnet just so they can drop it on their own city in order to address garbage complaints

    • @GlavestoneCarnston
      @GlavestoneCarnston ปีที่แล้ว +12

      100% chance this is a warhammer40k story.

    • @KOTYAR0
      @KOTYAR0 ปีที่แล้ว

      Putin did something like this to justify Ch3chen w2r

    • @patrickbateman1660
      @patrickbateman1660 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "WHY ARE YOU ANGRY THE TRASH IS GONE ISNT IT!!!"

    • @yaraduardo1287
      @yaraduardo1287 ปีที่แล้ว

      And dead bodies

  • @sylkates
    @sylkates ปีที่แล้ว +793

    You basically invented Disney World a few times. A privately run city that's largely amusement parks with large entrance fees.

    • @samuelmade5776
      @samuelmade5776 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Except Disneyland doesn't deal with dead people

    • @SALEENS7GTR5
      @SALEENS7GTR5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      @@samuelmade5776 not that we know of

    • @dex6316
      @dex6316 ปีที่แล้ว

      Disney World was a local government. They have the authority to tax, raise municipal bonds, and erect local laws. This right was given in the 1960s and taken away in 2022 because Republicans didn’t like Disney’s CEO condemning a bill targeting LGBT kids. As a side note, no one knows what’s going to happen to Disney’s 1B in municipal debts, or how maintenance in Disney World will occur.

    • @wotwott2319
      @wotwott2319 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      ​@@samuelmade5776 oh they definitely have some skeletons in their closet

    • @mortober
      @mortober ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@samuelmade5776 With how many people visit the park they definitely do.

  • @52flyingbicycles
    @52flyingbicycles ปีที่แล้ว +37

    If you have to pay $200 to commute to work, you’d have to make $25 an hour to break even. The median wage in the US is $19 per hour.

    • @kloaken1
      @kloaken1 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Or work more hours

  • @griffinbastion
    @griffinbastion ปีที่แล้ว +500

    I love it how the videos are so chaotic compared to livestreams

  • @deidadada89
    @deidadada89 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    AA: *Calls first two cities as dumpster fire*
    Third city: *Ah yes let me show you true fire*

    • @HansLemurson
      @HansLemurson ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And the final city has its problems solved with a sort of dumpster fire.

  • @TheRaven078
    @TheRaven078 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Its like when a bill doesn't have a tax, but does have a "convenience charge".

  • @RemnantCult
    @RemnantCult ปีที่แล้ว +635

    This feels like a setting for a dystopian novel, written by someone who thinks its utopian for some reason.

    • @sakuuuto
      @sakuuuto ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Bruh stop Ayn Rand is already dead

    • @thebiggestcheems
      @thebiggestcheems ปีที่แล้ว +105

      @@sakuuuto yeah, that's one mercy we all get.

    • @Рыцарьдлябедных
      @Рыцарьдлябедных ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *Welcome to Rapture City. No gods, no king, only man.*

    • @viniciustrovo1196
      @viniciustrovo1196 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nobody said that

    • @biocapsule7311
      @biocapsule7311 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thebiggestcheems Not really, Rand is like herpes, the gift that keeps on giving.

  • @grantwilliams630
    @grantwilliams630 ปีที่แล้ว +5363

    Time to validate my entire economic belief system by watching a lizard man play a city simulation video game.

    • @SirDonkle
      @SirDonkle ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Based

    • @A1B2946
      @A1B2946 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @chad007. Based.

    • @jmdibonaventuro
      @jmdibonaventuro ปีที่แล้ว +422

      And it only took 5 attempts! That surely validates all your long-held socioeconomic and political views
      Edit: What have I started?

    • @theakbars98
      @theakbars98 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@jmdibonaventuro Cospaia seemed to get it the first try...

    • @ladyhoundstooth5671
      @ladyhoundstooth5671 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      @@theakbars98 ...The tiny microstate that was desolved in 1826?

  • @dannypipewrench533
    @dannypipewrench533 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    9:00 One of the best lines I have ever heard.

  • @funwithoutpants
    @funwithoutpants ปีที่แล้ว +968

    The morale of the story is there's always a tax. Sometimes it just goes by a different name.

    • @chrishori9340
      @chrishori9340 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Nothing can be said to be certain, except death and chirpyland

    • @RetirededKat
      @RetirededKat ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The moral of the story is that tax lowers morale.

    • @MichaelfromtheGraves
      @MichaelfromtheGraves ปีที่แล้ว +19

      some times that name is "meteor of august 2024"

    • @Gadottinho
      @Gadottinho ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well, the difference is that you're forced to pay tax, if you don't pay it you're gonna go to jail.

    • @garethbaus5471
      @garethbaus5471 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And a lot of the ways you can make the tax not look like a tax are extremely inconvenient, inefficient, and unsustainable.

  • @stuyboi888
    @stuyboi888 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    That was fantastic, I'm not witty enough to write something funny. I was raised in this dull community of endless happiness. We had 4 parks, a zoo and no taxes. But I dumb

    • @pbug867
      @pbug867 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣

    • @wingsofhope2
      @wingsofhope2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      "When do we get to the ride?"
      "This IS the ride! Yippeeeee!"

    • @SALEENS7GTR5
      @SALEENS7GTR5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I keep reading this and it's making me lose my shit lmaooo

  • @faytleingod1851
    @faytleingod1851 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    No taxes.
    Just smells like taxes with more steps.
    Good on ya mate! 👍🤠

  • @mccormack570
    @mccormack570 ปีที่แล้ว +4097

    Paying 200 dollars to walk across town instead of taxes is the video game equivalent of the US paying thousands for health insurance instead of taxes.

    • @elvingearmasterirma7241
      @elvingearmasterirma7241 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      I dont even live in America and I did a laugh/sob at that

    • @PushingDownDaisys
      @PushingDownDaisys ปีที่แล้ว +338

      Yeah, or states with no income tax that have absurd sales tax, property tax, and "use tax". But hey! No income tax.

    • @user-qd6jt9sd3h
      @user-qd6jt9sd3h ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@PushingDownDaisys thankfully they don't do that

    • @Kazner0h
      @Kazner0h ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Haha, the only difference is that in this city the ghoulish parasites are amusement park moguls instead of health insurance moguls. At least the whimsy is a little bit of a plus? Until the meteor of course.

    • @pollyphemeus
      @pollyphemeus ปีที่แล้ว +10

      sadly, we pay both. :(

  • @michaelpara8582
    @michaelpara8582 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    My favorite part about the jet ski ride pavilion is how the water is 30 feet below the pier

    • @nesurame
      @nesurame ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It doubles as a Tower drop ride that way

    • @IsadoraMendesSilva
      @IsadoraMendesSilva ปีที่แล้ว +24

      the thrill is figuring out how to not die from the jetski fall

  • @kevinmclaughlin3088
    @kevinmclaughlin3088 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I absolutely died when I heard "No one would suspect the meteor of August 2024 was an inside job".
    Whatever is necessary to not pay taxes!!!!

  • @badgercode
    @badgercode ปีที่แล้ว +135

    The daisy chain of amusement parks that are actually just a path is hilarious 😂

  • @Bec-Son
    @Bec-Son ปีที่แล้ว +414

    Have you ever done a 99% tax challenge? I would love to see the other side of the extreme

    • @neurofiedyamato8763
      @neurofiedyamato8763 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I think ita impossibly unlike 0% tax. Even with very high happiness, max tax causes people to abandon. Stretch to get passed 14%. With income, there are other sources outside of tax.

    • @hottestofthell23
      @hottestofthell23 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      In terms of tax rates, during 1973-74, India witnessed the highest marginal tax rate (including surcharge) of 97.75%. It was gradually brought down to 50% in 1991-92 and further slashed to 30% in the following years. Currently, it stands at 42.7%.

    • @hottestofthell23
      @hottestofthell23 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It happened in reality in India, thats how common people learned how to evade tax

    • @itzswedie
      @itzswedie ปีที่แล้ว +7

      In sweden we pay in total around 55-60% in taxes, when you take into account things like groceries, gas etc, and of course regular tax on your salary.

    • @OLBastholm
      @OLBastholm ปีที่แล้ว +33

      ​@@itzswedieThat's not how anyone calculates taxes.

  • @grandparagnar6709
    @grandparagnar6709 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The great fire of August 2023 is starting to sound ominous

  • @CityPlannerPlays
    @CityPlannerPlays ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Haha, love this idea! This is going to be good!

    • @ocarina0001
      @ocarina0001 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LMAO YOU'RE HERE???

    • @taylorschmidt2868
      @taylorschmidt2868 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This brings me a lot of joy.

    • @SatiZakito
      @SatiZakito ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAO YOU'RE HERE???

    • @Amir-jn5mo
      @Amir-jn5mo ปีที่แล้ว

      such a hilarious concept. I would love to see you attempt is as well :D

  • @ceepert2153
    @ceepert2153 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    So what I learned:
    To have a tax free economy we would need to live in shacks at dirt roads. The coorperations running the theme parks would pretty much rule the country as all the revenue comes from them.
    Walking to work costs money. And at some point the trash and corpses would start to pile up everywhere ...
    *Insert Just in Ohio meme*

    • @junova7503
      @junova7503 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Pretty much. Some people in the comments have stated in a Libertarian society private companies would build and maintain the roads but I've yet to see why they would do so as well, they're a private company and thus exist to make money. Meaning pretty much profit gouging tolls.

    • @KarlSnarks
      @KarlSnarks ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@junova7503 There's a city in India that's basically completely run by corporations. They did actually build their own private infrastructure and services (streets, a subway system, a police force, firefighters) but only built those things where their customers (wealthy corporate types)were. Other parts of the city are absolute shitholes with unpaved roads. Also, since there isn't a sewage system in the entire city, buildings (even the luxury apartments in the wealthy neighborhoods) have septic tanks which are emptied by trucks who dump everything in the river. Here's a video about it th-cam.com/video/uD0bR7JXI6k/w-d-xo.html

    • @junova7503
      @junova7503 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@KarlSnarks Lmao perfect. Reminds me of Disney World in Florida. It was granted authority to govern itself by Florida and have their own firefighters, police, etc yet only like 40% of the employees can afford dental care. Obviously not as bad as that city you mentioned but given how much income Disney World generates...

    • @Zorro9129
      @Zorro9129 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@junova7503 "Profit gouging tolls"
      How do you define what's profit gouging or not? In reality, the more competition there is, the lower the profits of the competitors because they must charge reasonable rates to remain attractive. Service providers in more attractive areas may be able to charge more as there is more demand, but they still must keep their rates reasonable or lose business.
      Also Disney is a poor example as people want to work there not for the money but because they want the chance to be part of it. It's similar to volunteers in a military who are being sent to die but think they're part of some greater good.

    • @TheRestedOne
      @TheRestedOne ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Or do some reading on company towns of the 18/1900s.
      Some functioned very successfully, like Hershey, PA.

  • @heck_n_degenerate940
    @heck_n_degenerate940 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Finally, a truly American city.

  • @LordSevla
    @LordSevla ปีที่แล้ว +58

    This style showing the cities that went wrong is good. When you just do the best city of looks like there weren't any effort because we don't know how hard it is.

  • @isaackellogg3493
    @isaackellogg3493 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    “That burned down, fell over, THEN sank into the swamp. But the _fourth_ one, stayed OOP!”

    • @SALEENS7GTR5
      @SALEENS7GTR5 ปีที่แล้ว

      but faaaaather! I don't want to get married!

    • @isaackellogg3493
      @isaackellogg3493 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SALEENS7GTR5 Don’t want her?! 🤬 What’s wrong with her?! She’s beautiful, she’s rich, she’s got yuuuuuuuge…


      Tracts of land!

  • @GrandPrix46
    @GrandPrix46 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Dude I haven't laughed so hard in a while. Absolutely hilarious video. Please never stop doing this.

    • @Albergarri788
      @Albergarri788 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm still laughing while reading comments XD

  • @F0XX7
    @F0XX7 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    Needs a toll booth in every citizens’s driveway 😂

  • @hamzs_hm
    @hamzs_hm ปีที่แล้ว +116

    You're definitely my favourite city building amphibian

    • @PushingDownDaisys
      @PushingDownDaisys ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Godzilla is my favourite city unbuilding amphibian.

  • @skeleton-bat
    @skeleton-bat ปีที่แล้ว +38

    This is actually a really great video to explain and show to people WHY taxes are needed and why it's bad when rich people get out paying their taxes.

    • @Frille512
      @Frille512 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No it isn't lol, it's a video game

    • @wilforddraper1894
      @wilforddraper1894 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@Frille512Ur right tho. We don't need a video game in order to understand libertarian ideals are impossible and horrible to live under.

    • @matheusacoliveira
      @matheusacoliveira ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​​​@@wilforddraper1894in cities skylines there is no: private Hospitals, private traffic, private cemetery services, private schools, private aiports, private ports... that's why in the game a city doesn't work without taxes

    • @felonyferretuwu
      @felonyferretuwu ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wilforddraper1894 a game made by libtards ofc it wont work, how can society exist without daddy government doing stuff???? government is a magician, without them the private sector who literally sends shit to mars wont be able to pour down 5cm thick asphalt on ground

  • @caitlin4598
    @caitlin4598 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I love the commentary on these videos so much--just the deadpan delivery cracks me up every single time

  • @eclipseeffigy
    @eclipseeffigy ปีที่แล้ว +660

    I used to think libertarian ideals were naive, but now I realize the value of guided meteor impacts! Also, charging for the road like it's monopoly & every step lands you on someone else's property. 😂

    • @noellelavenza494
      @noellelavenza494 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dylanswift5185 They were talking about the board game Monopoly, buddy.

    • @Finnishnat-conservativedot7126
      @Finnishnat-conservativedot7126 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It does make me laugh when people think that libertarian ideology is something you are able to express on limited game mechanics...
      Welp as some say, without a fool life is hard.

    • @ericdugal8818
      @ericdugal8818 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Finnishnat-conservativedot7126There was a game that they did implement zero tax and it worked better than any other system they tried. Can't remember the name unfortunately or I would share it (saw it on TH-cam years ago).

    • @tigers3748
      @tigers3748 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hey cool, another guy who's never actually talked to Libertarians.

    • @J0k3rz
      @J0k3rz ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ericdugal8818how did they start the game with zero taxes?? Oh wait u can’t. Literally libertarianism ideals fall short at the first step

  • @oversizedspeedbump9375
    @oversizedspeedbump9375 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    ancapistan achieved. thank you for doing god's work

  • @cmarquino
    @cmarquino ปีที่แล้ว +206

    We may have no proper sanitation, a poorly educated population, meteors, and have to pay $400 to get to work, but at least we're free 💪😤

    • @matthewchinmingwei6721
      @matthewchinmingwei6721 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Now hold on a damn second, that sounds really familiar somehow...

    • @midigate
      @midigate ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *F R E E D O M*

  • @icarus313
    @icarus313 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    0% tax city: achieved! And all it took was an immense toll on our physical and psychological well-being.
    (Just try to ignore the smoking crater at the edge of town)

  • @nilsp9426
    @nilsp9426 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The "amusement park" walks absolutely killed me 💀

  • @User37285
    @User37285 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Can’t wait for my city to adopt this system so no more taxes! Already bought a season pass to the amusement park and moved right next door to our city landfill 😊

  • @Otterinheaven
    @Otterinheaven ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "Thereby Doubling out monthly tax income" - Wait a minute.

  • @daviddavidson505
    @daviddavidson505 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There has got to be a libertarianism mod that just dumps all the government service buildings into zoning structures. A truly RNG-based experience until the city learns to take care of itself, so long as the heavy hand of the state supplies the roads. A truly libertarian experience.

  • @Pacca64
    @Pacca64 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I once ruined one of my cities by kicking out all the residents by cutting off services and raising taxes, then managed to fund the remains of the massive ghost town with a fishing industry, despite no longer getting any tax money. Was pretty goofy X3

  • @patrickbateman1660
    @patrickbateman1660 ปีที่แล้ว +1025

    "You want me to pay 5% more in income tax for healthcare? Uhhhhh no thanks I would rather pay 15% in a private market"

    • @StalkTheHype
      @StalkTheHype ปีที่แล้ว +166

      More like 150%, if you look at costs for Americans vs literally any developed country on earth

    • @gta1kev
      @gta1kev ปีที่แล้ว +28

      ​@@StalkTheHype capitalism, i bet if hospitals gave realistic prices it would be payable for normal people.

    • @belthesheep3550
      @belthesheep3550 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@StalkTheHype Yeah 'cus it's not like healthcare is extensively regulated in the US

    • @truwu8177
      @truwu8177 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      something something government regulation artificially limits amount of healthcare workers and services something something free market good something something I'm gay

    • @1758
      @1758 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@gta1kev nope, I live in Poland where public healthcare is 100% free. But if you choose a private healing then it's still not that cheap.

  • @awoodpecker4922
    @awoodpecker4922 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    9:37 Man had such an authentic city simulator experience he even went through conspiracies

  • @TheBorkLaser
    @TheBorkLaser ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This is a really good video. And while posting this comment costed me 200$, I paid them out of my own free will.
    Truly the most evolved societal system of them all

  • @becca125
    @becca125 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    The dirt road parts had me laughing a lot 😂

    • @garethbaus5471
      @garethbaus5471 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It is realistic, nobody wants to pay for a road, but everybody needs a road.

    • @塔兰克里格
      @塔兰克里格 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      libertarian moment

  • @runtergerutscht4401
    @runtergerutscht4401 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The people: "No taxation without representation"
    Ambiguousamphibian: "are you sure about that?"

  • @benb9151
    @benb9151 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Should we program a scenario in which walking to and from work is higher than the wages the person will make?"

  • @mozzqueen96
    @mozzqueen96 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    You've got me on a management game kick! I want to give this game a try despite it being a little overwhelming for me. Thanks for inspiring me!

    • @TheAxeaman
      @TheAxeaman ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I recently picked it up through the Steam Winter sales. Highly addicting.

  • @furyfrets
    @furyfrets 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    If I understand this correctly, there is no possibility of establishing private security service providers, medical matters etc. via a contract system. That could be done by the courts. “Work” would then be these private entities and competition would also be allowed. The game doesn't allow for that. Security, medicine, fire departments, education are always in demand.
    It is only a simulation and can only roughly reflect the extent of human activity.

  • @whoknows4780
    @whoknows4780 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Building mandatory toll roads everywhere in a city sounds like taxes lol

    • @Altermerea
      @Altermerea ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Completely voluntary - nobody is forcing them to drive there!

    • @fang4223
      @fang4223 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Hey now, it's only fair they contribute to the services they're choosing to use.

    • @DebasedAnon
      @DebasedAnon ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Can you go "I don't need X service provided by the government in exchange for my taxes therefore I wont pay the taxes" without getting screwed legally?

    • @elfarlaur
      @elfarlaur ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@DebasedAnon no

    • @snintendog
      @snintendog ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hey know no need to throw shad on New york city and their lovely tolls

  • @Kibato123
    @Kibato123 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    6:35 ambiguousamphibian builds a slightly less chaotic version of Orlando

  • @mrphysics2625
    @mrphysics2625 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this is the greatest cities skylines video ive ever seen lmfao

  • @SirChris314
    @SirChris314 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I regret to inform you that you've simply created Orlando, Florida

  • @FeCyrineu
    @FeCyrineu ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I feel like this challenge would be reasonably possible if you heavily rely in the industries DLC. That way you could have no taxes because all the industry is state-owned!

    • @android19willpwn
      @android19willpwn ปีที่แล้ว +20

      the true libertarian dream!

    • @pallingtontheshrike6374
      @pallingtontheshrike6374 ปีที่แล้ว

      “that way you could have no taxes because all the industry is state-owned”
      exhibit 28140985 of libertarians not realizing the only materially viable method of fulfilling their dreams requires one of the various leftist ideologies
      (i do get that this is a joke tho, kek)

    • @hedgehog3180
      @hedgehog3180 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Just rename the state to "Governance Inc." and suddenly propertarians would have no argument.

    • @pallingtontheshrike6374
      @pallingtontheshrike6374 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@hedgehog3180 i prefer the term "lolbertarians" but that works too

    • @zigoter2185
      @zigoter2185 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hedgehog3180 what a deep understanding of opposing views (no).

  • @thejynxedlynx5570
    @thejynxedlynx5570 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Ah yes, the best way to make a tax-free city: by instating a system of not mandatory but extremely compulsory fines that are unavoidable in modern daily life. Libertarianism at work, and it's surely beautiful.

    • @dajdasdq
      @dajdasdq 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      bro, it's just a video game. and there's no way to implement private services that would replace usual ones in the game.

  • @OrgusDin
    @OrgusDin ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I'm shocked the crematorium is so expensive in this game since burning large numbers of bodies is so cheap and feasible while fighting a multi front war without any fuel (with people that refuse to pay the entrance fee at the quadruple amusement park road in of course.) Minor gripe, probably nothing.

  • @NightshadeDt
    @NightshadeDt ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Ah, yes, good to see that parks are still perfectly balanced.
    In all seriousness, I love these kind of videos. Keep up the good work, aa.

  • @boggo3848
    @boggo3848 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I can't help but feel all the efforts to make money in this attempt actually are basically just taxation though hahaha.

  • @greatfrito
    @greatfrito ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Truly the amusement-park-and-meteor-based economy we all deserve.

  • @erg_ot
    @erg_ot ปีที่แล้ว +9

    A high point in ambiguousamphibian city sim videos - and that's saying something.

  • @grahamturner2640
    @grahamturner2640 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The amusement park strategy would work better if they were all in one park, as people pay to enter via side gates. Also, you need just enough in the way of attractions in the park zone to make it reach level 5, so you can charge even more money. I once had a city with that setup, and the park had 10 pairs of gates, and my park was making over $1 million per week. My city’s population was only around 30,000, if I remember correctly.

  • @callumlackie4166
    @callumlackie4166 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:44
    You expect me to believe in a no-tax city, NO corporations appeared? You'd be tripping over them from the word go in the real world

    • @cgt3704
      @cgt3704 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They probably smelled the toll exploit from a mile away. After all you cant scam a scammer

  • @Mitch_Feral
    @Mitch_Feral ปีที่แล้ว +21

    You forgot the *real* way to get Libertarian's to come pay to be in your city - lowering the age of consent.

    • @complimentbot7015
      @complimentbot7015 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's just politicians in general

    • @4rumani
      @4rumani ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@complimentbot7015 No, libertarians actually believe in abolishing the age of consent.

    • @complimentbot7015
      @complimentbot7015 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@4rumani right wing politicians being outed as pedophiles is not uncommon

    • @definitelynotthefbi4412
      @definitelynotthefbi4412 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@4rumani Never heard of that before from any of my Libertarian friends. If anything they want all pedophiles to be given the death penalty. Is that from the Libertarian Party or something?

  • @JohnMitchellCalif
    @JohnMitchellCalif ปีที่แล้ว +5

    that was hilarious! As a resident of California I am curious about the "no personal income tax" world of Texas and other states...

  • @onlyinsomniac
    @onlyinsomniac ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2023 should be the year of standardized save file sorting systems across all video games.
    Let me make subfolders, dangit!!

    • @bane9951
      @bane9951 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We could use the blockchain to used uploaded cloud saves and import them into any video game, we could play any save file in any game and it would only cost a few bitcoins, let's hop on this already

  • @Butter_Warrior99
    @Butter_Warrior99 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Vergil: I’m moving there.

    • @Torodes23
      @Torodes23 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Still gotta pay child support though

    • @Butter_Warrior99
      @Butter_Warrior99 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Torodes23, He’ll never pay as long as he lives.

    • @Leofwine
      @Leofwine ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vergil? The Roman poet?

  • @Tiogar60
    @Tiogar60 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    would be interesting if you could just press a switch and allow privately owned public services, effectively just sitting back and enjoying things getting taken cared of for free

  • @jonathanhaney9235
    @jonathanhaney9235 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Here is a complement. You did a good job.

  • @nooneinparticular9837
    @nooneinparticular9837 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love how there are people out there who unironically believe this would work

  • @plasmathrower
    @plasmathrower ปีที่แล้ว +3

    claims its a 0% tax city, accidentally calls the theme park admission revenue "taxes"

  • @pbug867
    @pbug867 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I don't play alot of video games. My husband, a gamer at heart, would watch your videos and it was the sound of your voice and your witty writing that drew me in and now I'm hooked. Now we watch your videos together ❤ Your videos always make me laugh!

  • @rkadi6540
    @rkadi6540 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You have the skill to be a city planner, the true visionary city planner

  • @keith3915
    @keith3915 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Just because you don't use a service directly doesn't mean you don't benefit from living in a country that provides that service. The person who made your coffee got to work on the bus. The person who does your taxes went to public school. If every service was funded privately, the only people with access to decent roads, transportation, education, medical care, etc would be the people who could already afford it. Taxes are a prerequisite to having a well developed nation and ironically they ensure equity and freedom (when executed properly).

  • @lucascorreadl
    @lucascorreadl ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Like Edison said... he did not failed 130 times to invent the lightbulb, he discovered 130 ways of not inventing it

    • @dusklunistheumbreon
      @dusklunistheumbreon ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Mostly because Edison didn't invent a single thing lmao

    • @Rynewulf
      @Rynewulf ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tbf thats expected when you refuse to pay 130 people to do it for you

  • @Prophes0r
    @Prophes0r ปีที่แล้ว +12

    As fun as the game portion is, the real-life idea is incredibly stupid.
    Every person uses every service. That is why everyone pays for them.
    Don't have a car? You still use the roads, because all your food and goods use them.
    Don't have kids? You still use public education, because other people being educated is a direct benefit to you.

    • @haihuynh8772
      @haihuynh8772 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ultimately it's a test of how short-sighted a person is.

    • @oliviersavard8676
      @oliviersavard8676 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      that's why libertarianism and its derivatives are a literal child ideology. a child is naive and has no vision for the future other than very short-term, basically the same as a libertarian. libertarians are about the same about taxes as children are about eating vegetables: they don't (or can't) understand that you need them to function, but if you rebrand it under a different name (whatever thing that makes it seem like a tiny voluntary donation for libertarians, and using a fast food bag and naming the vegetables "superfood" or something like that for the children) then they won't say a thing and they'll happily participate, even if they end up paying even more or eating more vegetables at the end, as long as you don't use that name they hate ("taxes" for libertarians, "vegetables" for children).

  • @adrake161
    @adrake161 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Finally, the ancap paradise we’ve been looking for!

    • @LawrenceTimme
      @LawrenceTimme 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Fail, it was all centrally planned 😂😂

  • @squishybrick
    @squishybrick ปีที่แล้ว +4

    8:01 My town in a nutshell. There's one hotel that has changed owners like 3 times because the new one had no idea how to actually run it, shut it down, and then a new owner came in, and within 1-2 years pulled the same shit.

  • @mchaggis615
    @mchaggis615 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My addiction to Amphibian-based TH-cam Content is insatiable

  • @skoltyacatch84
    @skoltyacatch84 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The difference is that the dump would be run by a private company so you wouldn't need taxes

  • @frankinsoc2028
    @frankinsoc2028 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I wonder if this game is advanced enough to make people's willingness to pay $200 to go these "theme parks" be influenced by the fact they're paying $0 taxes everywhere else. Or if you could just do this in every game you play, taxes or not.
    Either way, great video as always mate. Keep em coming

    • @faustinpippin9208
      @faustinpippin9208 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Or if you could just do this in every game you play, taxes or not." you could

    • @wadimek116
      @wadimek116 ปีที่แล้ว

      You could but it doesn't give much money

  • @silver965
    @silver965 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My sincerest compliments, Mr. Amphibian. A fabulous job, as always. I would expect no less from your masterwork.

  • @chaosknighthd3138
    @chaosknighthd3138 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This takes death and taxes to a new level

  • @ArtsyHumanbean
    @ArtsyHumanbean ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Aww, what creative ways to make life *easier* for your citizens, this is much more fun than paying those icky icky taxes ❤😊

  • @BlueBeetle1939
    @BlueBeetle1939 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love paying taxes I hate when my taxes go to things that don't actually help anyone. Who doesn't love the post office?

    • @10011110011
      @10011110011 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      taxes could be replaced with "subscription fees" for most things
      you could just pick and choose
      why would i want a post office when I can just choose a courrier service, faster and cheaper, not to mention more secure

    • @chrisbeer5685
      @chrisbeer5685 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@10011110011 So everyone unsubscribes from the fire department until the moment their own house is on fire?

    • @BlueBeetle1939
      @BlueBeetle1939 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@10011110011 I personally believe many services can be folded together like the internal revenue service could be combined with the postal service since the irs needs to know where people are and sometimes needs to send you physical documents and also postal offices can resume banking services at cost like they used to

    • @organicleaf
      @organicleaf ปีที่แล้ว

      germany: "give us money for watching tv!" "but i dont even have a tv" "do you have acess to the internet?" "yes" "pay up loser, you could watch tv over the internet" "but i dont, cuz its shit" "you still could, now give us your money"

    • @10011110011
      @10011110011 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chrisbeer5685 and pay the fine unless they can solve it themselves
      you know, community and shit like centuries ago

  • @hatac
    @hatac ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is why we need a crowd funding mod but I'm too dumb to know how to code it. There are a few mods that add supercheap services buildings, generally designed for Ancient, Roman and fantasy styles. Those actually work to cut costs.

  • @amensentis
    @amensentis ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I usually do a similar thing in my serious cities. Parks make great separators between noisy areas like highways and businesses and residential, so often make many long thin parks. This often ends with the park being the shortest path. Beautiful and nice :)