Crazy Police Stories ft. Administrative Results - Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 146

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  • @unsubscribepodcast
    @unsubscribepodcast  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +135

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    • @ruriklarson
      @ruriklarson 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Angel studios

    • @brantleyhester6641
      @brantleyhester6641 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The Mother ship one day?

    • @adamfoust
      @adamfoust 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      What is the time difference between the filming and posting of the episodes

    • @Thebroke.n.farmgirl
      @Thebroke.n.farmgirl 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wish I was in the USA. I would go to them all just for the fun and laughs. Plus I really need some advice on starting a TH-cam channel. Lol
      Have fun with it guys. You'll crush it.

    • @ArsonalTech
      @ArsonalTech 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I need to make more money so I can go to these things

  • @DonutOperator
    @DonutOperator 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2919

    Where the fuck is Donut at

    • @ryneoverstreet1582
      @ryneoverstreet1582 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +695

      Probably throwing acorns at cop cars

    • @danielkaiselgruber1750
      @danielkaiselgruber1750 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +131

      That guy never fuckin talks anyways, and when he does he always says something weird.

    • @williamjeffersonclinton69
      @williamjeffersonclinton69 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +185

      We need an Admin, Kentucky, Angry, and Donut session swapping crazy cop stories.

    • @Toasty762
      @Toasty762 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      Oh shit, I heard you in the intro and didn't notice till 45 minutes in you weren't on! Ignore that the video has only been live for 15 minutes as I type this...

    • @Floridian_Kole
      @Floridian_Kole 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      He only shows up for every other episode, at least. He doesnt want to do any of this shit. Hes literally said a few times

  • @AdministrativeResults
    @AdministrativeResults 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +226

    Crazy, I was crazy once

    • @Xavieus
      @Xavieus 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats.

    • @Kinda_Retarded
      @Kinda_Retarded 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Rats make me crazy. Crazy I was crazy ones.

    • @paulvamos7319
      @paulvamos7319 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😂 Still crazy!

    • @Ghost2ndamendment
      @Ghost2ndamendment 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ⁠@@Xavieus rats make me crazy

    • @darkamora5123
      @darkamora5123 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Crazy, I was crazy once.

  • @seldoon_nemar
    @seldoon_nemar 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +840

    The live tour is basically just 3 Texans trying to convince Nick to move 🤣

    • @unsubscribepodcast
      @unsubscribepodcast  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +278

      Maybe we can get the audience to bully him too 😂

    • @darkwindplus
      @darkwindplus 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      Stay strong nick the Midwest can’t lose anymore great people to Texas

    • @cold_dagger_live
      @cold_dagger_live 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      As a Midwesterner, I too have aspirations and plans to move to Texas in approximately 4-6 years

    • @cold_dagger_live
      @cold_dagger_live 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Other than Iowa and a few other states(and I mean few) the quality, cost, state financial stability, and the politics here are just going downhill I'm trying to go down for the show(and potentially house/job shop)

    • @lordpumpkinhead265
      @lordpumpkinhead265 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      The fact that Nick held out this long from descending down the influencer pipeline of either moving to Texas and being based or moving to California and being cringe is surprising.

  • @ratgobbler
    @ratgobbler 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +407

    A vote for machine gun vending machines is a vote for Brandon Herrera.

    • @americankid7782
      @americankid7782 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      The final form of the 2nd Amendment

    • @bunk95
      @bunk95 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Guns made for human slaves delivered in that way too?

    • @ratgobbler
      @ratgobbler 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@bunk95 What

    • @doorsareforopening
      @doorsareforopening 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@americankid7782the true form of the 2nd amendment

    • @americankid7782
      @americankid7782 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@bunk95 I am Genuinely confused by whatever you are trying to say.

  • @captaincerealbox4575
    @captaincerealbox4575 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2635

    The Russian badger would be a great guest on the podcast

    • @christopheroliveria2296
      @christopheroliveria2296 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

      Yes yes yes

    • @graysonallen5136
      @graysonallen5136 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      Fucking yes

    • @jeremypenno
      @jeremypenno 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +142

      yes needs to happen asap
      but heavenly should join

    • @grimreminder5038
      @grimreminder5038 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +121

      Heavenly and Grouse 100%

    • @asimplerotary.2545
      @asimplerotary.2545 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      Like this and get it to the right people cmoooonn n

  • @smnkm4ehfer
    @smnkm4ehfer 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +159

    Fun fact: I spent a whole day smoking cigars, sipping scotch, and BS'ing with R. Lee. Ermey about 14 years ago. He was a really awesome guy, super nice, down to earth, and yes he talks like that 24/7. He signed my Glock 23, couple hats, my Glock Armorers Certificate and my copy of Full Metal Jacket. RIP buddy.

    • @michaelmiller6050
      @michaelmiller6050 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      That’s so fucking cool.

    • @smnkm4ehfer
      @smnkm4ehfer 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@michaelmiller6050 it was definitely one of the coolest days of my life for sure. RIP Gunny

    • @Greystone42
      @Greystone42 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That’s fucking sick

  • @liamroarke7991
    @liamroarke7991 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +427

    Admin: *starts talking about bows*
    Me: *TISM INTENSIFIES*

    • @markusstewart9298
      @markusstewart9298 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Me (a fucking idiot): bows? Like the front of a ship?
      **TISM INTENSIFIES**

    • @vincedibona4687
      @vincedibona4687 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That doesn’t make you cool.

    • @liamroarke7991
      @liamroarke7991 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@vincedibona4687 and you still don't matter.

    • @casadilla111
      @casadilla111 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      SAME

    • @paulvamos7319
      @paulvamos7319 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂

  • @morseapple556
    @morseapple556 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +114

    Something a Senior Chief once told me, "If your gona be stupid don't be illegal, if you gona be illegal DONT BE FUCKING STUPID." To this day was one of the best pieces of advise ive ever gotten.

    • @weeb3244
      @weeb3244 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Some solid Navy advice, I've gotten that a few times

  • @danielfrank2985
    @danielfrank2985 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +274

    19:05 I can confirm the historical weapons talk is in fact tickling my tism in a delightful way 😂

    • @rjcoady21
      @rjcoady21 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Except he didn't know the Mary Rose. Or the Swedish Vasa

  • @randomdudeontheinternet2827
    @randomdudeontheinternet2827 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +113

    Lmao Admin's fat lady story reminds of a patient I had when I used to work as an EMT that was 800lbs and was having difficulty breathing and wanted to go to the hospital for it, but me and my partner couldn't get her out of her house on our own (obviously) so we ended up calling the fire dept to help us, and they sent us 2 fire engines (8 firefighters total) to help us, but we couldn't get her out even with their help because she was too fat for the doorway into her bedroom. The firefighters ended up taking a circular saw and sledgehammers to the wall of her doublewide trailer and we pulled her out through that lol
    The funniest part is we had to transport her again our next shift, because the hospital didn't have a scale that was able to take her weight- we ended up needing to transport her to the zoo and weighed her on the elephant scale

    • @anoblefish411
      @anoblefish411 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      That’s the most modern America thing Ive ever heard

    • @sortaredacted3383
      @sortaredacted3383 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      We have a couple zoo patients in our area too, I’ll never forget the smell of fat fold cheese

    • @Scott_Buchanan
      @Scott_Buchanan 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Jesus Christ 😳

    • @americankid7782
      @americankid7782 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      It’s depressing that I believe this actually happened.

    • @GunSperg
      @GunSperg 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@americankid7782oh it happens

  • @crayfish9966
    @crayfish9966 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +291

    Brandon - "Old enough to know how to make an IED but not old enough to know why it was wrong"
    Also Brandon - *Makes Shinzo Abe pipe gun/bomb without enough wire to have a safe distance for detonation

    • @vladimirmihnev9702
      @vladimirmihnev9702 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      He was okay, so technically the wire was long enough to be safe-ish😅

  • @casadilla111
    @casadilla111 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    You guys had me going crazy during the horseback archery section! I’m actually a competitive horseback archer myself and it’s crazy how niche of a skill it is. I’ve competed against people who could outshoot me on the ground in terms of accuracy and not even bat an eye. These same people have been riding horses since before I was even born. You put the two skills together and it’s a completely different beast. Plus the speed involved is insane, a standard competition course is 30 meters in length and you’ve got 30 seconds to run it and hit the targets at the same time. The instinct archery training’s so intense I actually broke a world record for speed on the ground while practicing. Got the certificate and everything. Super wild fun but a very intense sport in the modern age, for sure. Can only imagine what it would’ve been like doing it in actual combat.

  • @prorjhunter1718
    @prorjhunter1718 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +174

    Brandon explaining how he read the anarchist cookbook, and made stuff with it, in DETAIL
    Only to make a pipebomb years later, get a strike, cause he went in DETAIL
    is pure *chefs kiss*

    • @fettsforlife4081
      @fettsforlife4081 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He should post it

    • @user-kh6yk7wh6r
      @user-kh6yk7wh6r 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Omg. I read that with my bros years ago. Neighbors kept calling the Popo on us. Because we were reading. We definitely didn't try any of it at home. 😂😏😉

    • @zoomzoom8749
      @zoomzoom8749 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Wait. You mean the cookbook wasn't required reading for our applied physics and chemistry class in Texas? Oops.

    • @walfman100
      @walfman100 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@user-kh6yk7wh6r I set off loads of dangerous things growing up and the cops would show up pretty regularly, but my druggy mom didn't care so nothing really ever came of it. There are still patches of dirt in the back yard that still won't have anything growing on them. things like 'works bombs', thermite, all kinds of other explosives super over kill potato/bb guns using fuel injectors/ high pressure solenoids, homemade slamfire guns, black powder 'muskets' and I mayhaps have made a pipe bomb or two.

    • @jameskirk3
      @jameskirk3 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That book used to be "how to get flagged by the federal government" when they put the ads in the back of several gun magazines and stuff like Soldier of Fortune etc.

  • @hunterwilliams2833
    @hunterwilliams2833 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    When administrative results said “Master and Commander” for favorite movies I shed tears of happiness.

  • @Behappyyou43
    @Behappyyou43 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +482

    New age blue collar tour; Electrician = cable guy, Brandon = Ron white. Donut is Foxworth, and Eli is Bill. Lmao

    • @fireman305
      @fireman305 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

      The Blue Puzzle Piece Comedy Tour.

    • @OfficiallyArma
      @OfficiallyArma 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      I hate how accurate that is lmfao

    • @doodoo66
      @doodoo66 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      But none of them are comedians. There's a big difference between being silly on the Internet and being funny to people who don't know who you are.

    • @shushyshushy6762
      @shushyshushy6762 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@doodoo66 That's a funny thing to say in the comments of a video where they announced their going on tour.

    • @doodoo66
      @doodoo66 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@shushyshushy6762 bands go on tour, authors go on book tours. Going on tour doesn't make you a comedy legend. It's like my five year old cousin swung a bat a couple of times and everyone saying your the next Jeter. It's stupid. Your stupid.

  • @DJ_VoiceBox
    @DJ_VoiceBox 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    1:22:17 man's running for congress, making the ak50, and now he wants to replicate jetpack joyride? I'm here for it!

  • @Tinguspingus603
    @Tinguspingus603 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +111

    Yall keep talking about the retention so i wanted to come down here and say. I have severe adhd that is un medicated and you mfers are the only people on youtube besides a select few who can make me sit down with my undivided attention for hours you guys have motivated me so much to start turning my life and health around for the better you're all truly amazing people

    • @Ratkill9000
      @Ratkill9000 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Well fuck, no wonder why I can sit through these every week and not get bored. May need to see a doctor for a proper diagnosis.

    • @r0br33r
      @r0br33r 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Ratkill9000 Naw, maybe keep your 2 cents and not make someone's testimonial abt you :L

    • @Natemire
      @Natemire 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Another unmediacated a.d.h.d. here. I second this. This gets my undivided attention for hours.

    • @dawsonSTT
      @dawsonSTT 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      'testimony' what are we, in college? Jesus. It's not that serious bubba.

    • @MorkandGork
      @MorkandGork 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@r0br33r get back in your cave redditor

  • @imapopo2924
    @imapopo2924 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Bro, I spend my time at work listening to Drachinifel videos talking about naval battle breakdowns, how warships are built, how different armor types are made and conpare to each other, etc.
    You 100% have my attention with talking about your tisms.

  • @thomasohanlon1060
    @thomasohanlon1060 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +102

    The thing that was left out by Admin was, during the reign of Henry III, the Assize of Arms of 1252 required that all "citizens, burgesses, free tenants, villeins and others from 15 to 60 years of age" should be armed. The poorest of them were expected to have a halberd and a knife, and a bow if they owned land worth more than £2. Oh and the name of the ship was the MaryRose.

    • @pixiniarts
      @pixiniarts 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Allow me to tack on a bit here Mary Rose had a sister ship I shit you not the 'Peter Pomegranate'....
      Representation wise the rose in Mary Rose being the symbol of the king (Tudor rose), and the pomegranate in Peter Pomegranate being that of his first wife, Katherine of Aragon... She adopted this as a symbol as a kid tended to wear a pomegranate brooch because it's a) Christian symbol of fertility and purity b) a symbol of Granada or c) she really liked pomegranates.
      What happened to the Peter Pomegranate? No one knows. Last mention is in 1588 which was the year of the Spanish Armada...

    • @RP-ks6ly
      @RP-ks6ly 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @thomasohanlon1060 your tism is impressive.

    • @grtwhtbnr
      @grtwhtbnr 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@pixiniarts
      I swallowed a shoe lace once. I shit you knot

  • @DavidClinkinbeard
    @DavidClinkinbeard 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Christoph Waltsz actually changed the entire feel for his role as Col Landan in Inglorious Basterds. He added a layer of eccentricity that was not initially in the role that even Tarantino couldn't keep out

  • @dcs7184
    @dcs7184 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    Admin is the Ryan renolds of the gun community

    • @Scott_Buchanan
      @Scott_Buchanan 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      He’s a handsome devil for sure

  • @nathanielkidd2840
    @nathanielkidd2840 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Flip flops on a bike is a great way to turn your toes into fingers.

    • @annoyedchef7124
      @annoyedchef7124 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      One of my friends fell and got his leg stuck under the bike. You could see through it and bones...

  • @jimbokyzar8170
    @jimbokyzar8170 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    No shout out for 'Blazing Saddles' ? Honorable mention 'Tucker and Dale VS Evil' another great movie for turning everything upside down.

  • @johnb3587
    @johnb3587 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    Brandon talking about supernatural has made me go back and watch it, god I love that show

    • @B4ltH470r
      @B4ltH470r 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Admin talking about bows finalized my decision to start training archery again. God I love this podcast, inspiring so many.

    • @3SIXTYPROD
      @3SIXTYPROD 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Such a gem of a show especially today

  • @BallisticArmbars
    @BallisticArmbars 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The Bow tism talk was perfect

  • @ewright28
    @ewright28 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    Eli said they would make a "Touch grass, eat ass" - Shinzo Abe (probably) shirt!!!!

  • @user-yk9go5fr5w
    @user-yk9go5fr5w 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I love these dudes so much more after i learned how much they loved movies. So much respect gained today

  • @vickihardwood7587
    @vickihardwood7587 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    Bed time stories for here in the uk. Excellent
    Happy birthday Eli.
    ETA. standing 69, jfc 😂

  • @DESTRUCT0NAT0R
    @DESTRUCT0NAT0R 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    My Uncle was a cop for nearly 30 years and "people soup"was a term I'd heard and forgotten about until now.

    • @pixiniarts
      @pixiniarts 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I remember a friend wanting a bungalow and he was looking through the listings and he asked 'why with half the houses is one room stripped all the way down to the floorboards?'
      I told him not to buy ANY houses like that, or houses where one room is unusually renovated, because old folks live in bungalows and some aren't discovered until they are soup or mummies. And just because someone puts floorboards in or renovates does not mean they do a thorough job of cleaning.

    • @sortaredacted3383
      @sortaredacted3383 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Happens to all living things, took a patient home from the hospital one time (I work in EMS) and stepped in a puddle of something foul smelling and asked the lady what it was and apparently she stuck her dead dog in the closet cause she didn’t have the energy or thought to bury it and it’s dead juice was seeping out under the door, yeah I threw those boots out

  • @uncommon-commonsense
    @uncommon-commonsense 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    You two should interview Cody about his police stories.

  • @AlyzabethRose
    @AlyzabethRose 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Hi I’m female and love this podcast, also an ex-marine. Keep up the great work.

    • @3SIXTYPROD
      @3SIXTYPROD 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You’re awesome just sayin

  • @aaronlopez492
    @aaronlopez492 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    😂 Mexicans to the left Mexicans to the right, Orale pues!!

  • @DDadams0
    @DDadams0 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Genuinely interested in the retention / skipping rate of the 19:00 mark where we're slightly into the bow stuff.
    Never owned a bow but I'm here for all the archery content you'll provide.

  • @vagabondwastrel2361
    @vagabondwastrel2361 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    "with our tism combined, we are....
    sent to assisted living"

  • @GrizzAxxemann
    @GrizzAxxemann 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Brandon recounting the binary explosive post on the FPSRussia page reminds me of when I mixed up plastic explosives in grade 12 chemistry back in 1997 when the internet was in its infancy and there was no such thing as Facebook.

  • @elodie_your_nice_friend
    @elodie_your_nice_friend 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    You've got talent, keep showcasing it

  • @AQUAscum420
    @AQUAscum420 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Doimg the show in front of a live audiance is wild and i give you guys props for attempting. I hope it all goes extremely great for you guys

  • @brandokalashnikov
    @brandokalashnikov 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Currently in the police academy (Hi admin😂), you guys make me cherish my weekends more than i already do. Love y’all❤️

  • @tombland3779
    @tombland3779 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The 'tiger' tank in saving private Ryan sets off my tism

  • @michaelcox3739
    @michaelcox3739 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    I love this show. I’ve listened to all the shows twice now. I’m 43 and I’m going full in to start my own auto mechanic shop after 20 plus years of factory work. Eli your stories about your son because my 3 year old son is a non verbal autistic and his mother and I live him so much. I’ve been wanting to ask you when your son started talking?

  • @MagDumpsBicepPumps
    @MagDumpsBicepPumps 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Doughnut talked more in this episode than the last few! Glad he's getting better

  • @attackofthehog
    @attackofthehog 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Y'all are just the best. Happy early birthday Eli, and thanks Unsub crew for another fantastic saturday! Unsub live is gonna be great!

  • @stevejenkins9984
    @stevejenkins9984 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Hungarian biocomposite bows they would take horn boil at 2 to 3 days make it pliable then they would use the animal sinew boil it down to make glue and sinew back the bow let it dry a yr and glue the boiled horm to the belly of the bow. Once the bow was glued it would be wrapped tightly in linen rope then as the sinew dries slowly over time it will pull the bow into the recurve shape. Im also a bow maker and composite bows are my tism! Loved this episode!!!

  • @trusty2182
    @trusty2182 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Well great. Now I’m going to deep dive into bow history instead of sleeping tonight. Thanks guys.

  • @alexanderglass2057
    @alexanderglass2057 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The recoil you guys are describing for the mini gun at one blank, one live sounds like that thing is a viable engine for exploration lunar activities. I did do the math for 12 gauge shotguns with three ounce slugs with a fire rate of 90 rounds a minute, (because that's what my household semi allows us to do,) and that came out to enough force to get to orbit off the surface of the moon easily, unfortunately I did not account for the weight of the ammunition needed nor calculate the amount of ammunition needed for using two to get off the moon. It was just more of a "hey could you use two semi automatic shotguns as a viable propulsion method in space?" the answer was yes, but with 50 round drums you're looking at only 350m/s delta V. Which is plenty if the speed difference between you and your target is like 400 FPS, mental vector math would be a necessity if you want to get precise speed changes or not destroy wherever you're going with any retroactive shots.
    I think I found what I want to do for TH-cam and that is animations that explain stuff and just some good stories. Like here's a weird scenario you'll almost never find yourself in, (eg have an semi auto gun with 50 rounds floating away from space station,) and how you can get yourself out of it plus hey here's an animated series, I wrote, about three aliens on the dawn of their civilization and one of them is in a situation of what if crazy evil stuff was most of your instincts.

  • @maddylaurel
    @maddylaurel 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    happy birthday eli!! found your guys podcast a few months ago and never really comment, but everything y’all do is amazing. anytime i’m in a bad headspace i’ll immediately put unsub on and forget why i was even sad😅 proud of you boys!

  • @yourmom2350
    @yourmom2350 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    as a specialist with firsthand experience, highly enjoyed the tism talk

  • @ccfalcons58
    @ccfalcons58 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    The boys are back in town!

  • @glencalhoun9544
    @glencalhoun9544 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I came from North East TN to South TX to live working there just for us to break the record for the most consecutive days over 100°!!!

  • @user-op9mv5vr1c
    @user-op9mv5vr1c 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Cheers Eli much love from East Tennessee

  • @Name_Redacted_lol
    @Name_Redacted_lol 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    Holy shit i wanna go but I'm banned from the state of Texas

    • @unsubscribepodcast
      @unsubscribepodcast  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

      We have so many questions…..

    • @metroload2199
      @metroload2199 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      We need the story

    • @Darth_Supaku
      @Darth_Supaku 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      how

    • @cold_dagger_live
      @cold_dagger_live 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@unsubscribepodcast where's the line for the question box, I have a few

    • @Name_Redacted_lol
      @Name_Redacted_lol 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@unsubscribepodcast it all started when I was born at the age of 43 without a face in a IHOP parking lot......

  • @cali.cowboy1059
    @cali.cowboy1059 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I heard Eli say "I did not watch that" when Brandon brought up The Outlaw Josey Wales, and i just flipped. How the Hell has he not seen that master piece of a movie?! UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!

  • @Daeraug81
    @Daeraug81 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I already bought a ticket for my wife and I. I am retired from the Army and we can't wait to see you guys.

  • @ninjaslicertheguardian6433
    @ninjaslicertheguardian6433 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    1:22:20 Sirs? SIRS! That’s jetpack joyride! … still wanna see it tho!

  • @YourFriendTev
    @YourFriendTev 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    YEAHHHH LESS GOOOO! A EPISODE WITH ADMIN! LESSSS GOOO! I just wanna say thank you guys for being amazing people and making awesome episodes of this podcast! It helped me smile when I was go through rough times and good news I passed my asvab a couple weeks ago!

  • @MrIlovemetals
    @MrIlovemetals 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Every episode is always amazing! Brandon thank you for being you while running for congress! You make me want to move to your district if you win!

  • @ragjr992
    @ragjr992 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I'm a Canadian truck driver that regularly goes to Texas and texas summer's are no fucking joke especially when you have to tarp a load and the tarp weighs 120lbs and you have to move 2 of them to tarp your load

    • @sortaredacted3383
      @sortaredacted3383 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Forever calling protected sex “tarping my load” from here out

    • @bunk95
      @bunk95 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Texas is fictional. You lying about parts of the slave system and stopped from the actual value of the labor?

  • @coraxcox9242
    @coraxcox9242 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    34:05 silver spray paint should have shouted " WITNESS ME ! " 😅

  • @williamdanks9934
    @williamdanks9934 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    the shipwreck of The Mary Rose had lots of high-quality artifacts.

    • @pixiniarts
      @pixiniarts 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I own a bit of Mary Rose, when they brought her up they preserved bits of her timber in lucite blocks (bits that couldn't be preserved, treated or saved) and sold these as souvenirs.
      They also made replicas of the artefacts like nails and spoons...
      Might er... Have those too.

    • @ellencook1658
      @ellencook1658 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Also, check out the Vasa.

  • @SynchronizorVideos
    @SynchronizorVideos หลายเดือนก่อน

    The Outlaw Josey Wales is seriously one of the greatest westerns ever put to film. Amazing cast, wonderful historical inspiration, and honestly a beautiful human message. It features Clint Eastwood at his most Clint Eastwood-ness, but the fact that other cast members like Chief Dan George and Paula Trueman hold their own alongside Eastwood in terms of screen presence really goes to show how special the film is.
    And on top of all that, go ahead and look up the author of the original Josey Wales novel. The back-story there is WILD.

  • @rodneyschmidtiii
    @rodneyschmidtiii 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Ok let's get our movie lists out there.
    BOONDOCK SAINTS, GREEN STREET HOOLIGANS, TOMBSTONE, LOCK STOCK TWO SMOKING BARRELS, SMOKING ACES
    in no particular order

    • @sortaredacted3383
      @sortaredacted3383 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      No particular order except the first one is my favorite; Kung Fu Panda, Interstellar, Hacksaw Ridge, Imitation Game, Oppenheimer

    • @kmartinquadeuce
      @kmartinquadeuce 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Snatch?

  • @Director_Orson_Krennic
    @Director_Orson_Krennic 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Brandon over here trying to figure out how to pull a Jetpack Joyride in reality with that rocket jump minigun

  • @keelyrey64
    @keelyrey64 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I feel like Brandon is up there with Ryan Reynolds & Henry Cavil in every man’s top 3

    • @neilbraun11
      @neilbraun11 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Top 3? Also, just a quick question....isn't a known thing that the dude on the right is gay or is he pretending he's not?

    • @keelyrey64
      @keelyrey64 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@neilbraun11 dude, what? None of the men on this podcast are gay. 3 of the hosts have kids (Eli, Cody, Nick) & Brandon doesn’t have any kids that he knows of.
      And yeah, top 3 hottest men. Universally for guys, it’s Ryan Reynolds & Henry Cavil, but for the cultured gentlemen Brandon Herrera is also on that list.

  • @colepederson544
    @colepederson544 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I'm watching this from a hospital bed. Thanks for cheering me up guys!

  • @jaydenrichards9864
    @jaydenrichards9864 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I'm so happy because I have been watching the previous 2 episodes all day today.

  • @paulvamos7319
    @paulvamos7319 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    My top 5 movies in any order: The Mask, Nutty Professor 1, Robots, Transformers 1 and Bicentennial Man! 😂

  • @bakearound7404
    @bakearound7404 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Crime scene cleaning, is a good channel to check out if youre into the hoarder houses, or cleaning after someone has passed away. Like, once the body is removed, they go in and de-bio the place

  • @Bierz68
    @Bierz68 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Lancaster Repeater!😂😂😂 Red Dead has entered the chat! Hahaha!:) Love this podcast so much! Never miss an episode!

  • @vapinwolf4281
    @vapinwolf4281 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This episode tickled my tism so hard that im now going to watch the whole catalogue.

  • @joeycoxproductions
    @joeycoxproductions 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Did drone operations for three years. That stuff sticks with you in different ways for sure. It’s not just little white dots on an MQ-1 it’s damn near 4K lol

  • @peanutbuttawaffle
    @peanutbuttawaffle 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    bow segment was one of my favorite segments of all time. wished it was longer and in more depth

  • @jacobkonkel6793
    @jacobkonkel6793 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Congressman, you have impeccable taste. The Outlaw Josey Wales is Cling Eastwood's greatest film.

  • @SatoshiSean
    @SatoshiSean 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This may be my favorite episode of all time. The film discussion made me sad and jealous I wasn’t there to take part in it. Just awesome

  • @saplingthrasher23
    @saplingthrasher23 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    38:13 Fayetteville??? We called it "Fayettnam" when I was at Ft. Bragg from '89-'92. 😮😮😮

  • @leviervin405
    @leviervin405 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love the subtle red dead drop from Eli. Its the Lancaster repeater

  • @SigerDeFrentLIVE
    @SigerDeFrentLIVE 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This podcast is what got me to really try my hand at content creation and make it a real priority. Before I saw the episode with the Narrator and Nikko, I was just keeping the flame I had since I was 10 alive, and after that, I decided to actually try to grow and hone it, and I couldn't be happier with that choice How ever, hard, demoralizing, and educational it has and will be. I love you all. I've been a Brandon fan since the old-school Carolina days and a fan of the podcast since his first appearance (first episode, I think?). Anywho, thanks for that: you all have been a big inspiration and motivator. So happy to see you guys succeed and grow.

  • @pvtwillward
    @pvtwillward 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Grew up starting with archery, and coming back from deployment I tried to get a 80lbs bow and they told me 55 was the highest they had. Which is what my minimum was to hunt.

  • @TheSlasherJunkie
    @TheSlasherJunkie 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Full Metal Jacket is based on a book, called The Short Timers by Gustav Hasford. It’s a semi-autobiographical account of his time as a Combat Correspondent in the Marines during boot camp in 1967 to the 68 Tet Offensive and then his final year in country as a Sergeant. In 1990 he wrote a sequel called The Phantom Blooper, referring to a ghost story of a marine that defected with his grenade launcher. It’s largely about Joker’s processing of what happened in country and what the hell he’s going to do with his life afterwards, ultimately deciding to defect himself. Needless to say critics and audiences hated it, so no third book was ever written and to my knowledge there’s no evidence that the VC ever employed American defectors.

  • @cheekseparator
    @cheekseparator 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Happy birthday Eli. Much love brother. Thank you for being you and making our lives a little less shitty. I hope you have the greatest birthday when it comes !❤

  • @robertwright3373
    @robertwright3373 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Eli, your Adam and Eve commercials are absolutely amazing at 2x. Is that on purpose? I now 2x everything you do only because you are so good and clear at that speed. 😂😂😂

  • @aidenjames2899
    @aidenjames2899 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    TISM PART WAS THE BEST

  • @Shade-Chaos
    @Shade-Chaos 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    LMAO when they said "Our audience is autistic so they are gonna like that" and everyone stared at the camera and said "Are you gonna let them talk to you like that??" BRO IM DYING
    IM ACTUALLY AUTISTIC TOO THAT WAS HILARIOUS LMAOOOO

  • @jtmartin1170
    @jtmartin1170 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The Book about the Comanches Admin is referencing is “Empire of the Summer Moon” and it’s an absolute BANGER

  • @bakearound7404
    @bakearound7404 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That supernatural love becomes obsession real quick. I know a couple who named their son Dean Sam

  • @fishstixzz
    @fishstixzz 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love how this podcast is just funny and entertaining and lightharded show its a good motivational podcast and so many other things and you guys make the greatest city on earth san antonio even better

  • @michaeltriola3978
    @michaeltriola3978 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Brandon with the Charles Barkley "Big ol' women in San Antonio" reference, I see you!

  • @vimesagainsthumanity
    @vimesagainsthumanity 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Matt Damon- "can I do that 1 more time?"
    Clint Eastwood- "why?, so you can waste everyone's time?"

  • @thelastminuteman7513
    @thelastminuteman7513 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I'm ashamed of myself because The Outlaw Josey Wales is the only Clint Eastwood movie I haven't seen. Aaron, Eli you guys are slacking big time.

  • @MortallyConfused
    @MortallyConfused 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Speaking of inexperienced people getting in the ring with fighters sneako and Strickland was wild

  • @Willie-FuFu
    @Willie-FuFu 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This was one of my favorite episodes. Maybe it is because I grew up in video production, became a cop, and now aspire to become a gun tuber…

  • @Frankosclone
    @Frankosclone 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    He said you are scratching my surface 😂😂😂

  • @BRASSKNUCKLE22
    @BRASSKNUCKLE22 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Omg the bow conversation set my spectrum on fire 🔥 I love it

  • @AaronSaysHey
    @AaronSaysHey 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I’m British and I didn’t even know about the 2 finger insult origins!! Learn something new everyday!!

  • @rapturog2396
    @rapturog2396 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    32:14 not the Charles Barkley reference 😂😂😂

  • @karlchristie1856
    @karlchristie1856 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I'm a pastor. Back when I was a seminary student I met an army major who more or less described Fayetteville as "a wretched hive of scum and villainy." He told me that would be an excellent place to start a church...

  • @SA12String
    @SA12String หลายเดือนก่อน

    My cousin used to mix ANFO to mine his family's property, which included an abandoned gold mine, in Utah. SO simple. Tannerite is even easier. So fun.

  • @moderator8309
    @moderator8309 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hey the moderator absolutely volunteered himself for this fun activity that we have all came together to foresee happening in the near future

  • @lilfattcatt7758
    @lilfattcatt7758 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Didnt expect Eli to drop a hardass line about the M14

  • @calebnorth9061
    @calebnorth9061 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The mini gun jet pack part they basically just described jet pack joyride 😂