No no, he's saying he's definitely going to build a shed in which to store some blood, a blood shed if you will. With Armstrong stirring up a bunch of wars the world is going to need more blood banks to save lives.
I like to imagine Sam never truly died, but he became apart of the internet. And this is where he is, cutting down cringe with his Blade to save us all. Edit: to everyone saying he uploaded himself into the gaming set up. Stop...this joke has been done to death. Max0r makes great videos but you people don't make me want to watch him.
*That moment when elden ring katan lets me do the sheath then slice move that Jetstream Sam does.* I now travel the lands in search of the ideal Jetstream Sam costume to go with my Jetstream Sam face.
Jetstream Sam is obviously the best girlfriend material known to man. -he’s beautiful -he can protect you from people who want to hurt you -he has a soothing voice -have any of your girlfriends had theme music as good as him? I DIDN’T THINK SO.
Rickroll is surprising someone with something unexpected; Scout flash bang-ing is using the element of surprise and sometimes the half brain nature of being horny to rupture your eardrums; Sam saves you from cringe and horny.
Things I know for real: -There will be blood shed -The man in the mirror nods his head -The only one left will ride upon the dragon's back -The mountains don't give back what they take
@@sansnetic9509 to find the truth right Infront of me I must climb this mountain range Looking downward from this deadly height And never realizing WHY DO I FFIGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHTTTT
I had this idea for a way to re introduce sam in a way that isn't too forced and it could be that he had a backup of his brain done by armstrong against his will during the robotic arm surgery and he wakes up long time after the mgrr incident trapped in a computer and he's just reliving past memories and traumas for half of the game until he manages to break free, and only then he realizes the real sam is dead and they have been using copies of him for controlling unmanned machines
DUDE i get people want him to be forced to fight, but hear me out if a new mgrr comes, HE NEEDS TO BE RAIDEN'S BRO I *NEED* A VERGIL/DANTE THING HERE TOO
Lyrics: Hush hu.. In the name of God In the name of God In the name of God we go to heaven In the name of God In the name of God In the name of God we go to heaven Martyrs in the name of God We're knights in war and fire Raise your sword for holy blood We burn them on the pyre To defend, to command, to the holy war Mater Maria To the end we will stand, we are fighting for Deus in regnium In the name of God In the name of God In the name of God we go to heaven In the name of God In the name of God In the name of God we go to heaven Brothers in believe and sword Through nights of blood and thunder Strike for glory and reward We came to kill and plunder To your faith, your crusade, to the holy war Mater Maria To the end we will stand, we are fighting for Deus in regnium In the name of God In the name of God In the name of God we go to heaven In the name of God In the name of God In the name of God we follow In the name of God we follow In the name of Mater Maria In the name of God In the name of Mater Maria Deus in regnium Sanctus Christus Deus vult In the name of God Sanctus Iesus Deus vult In the name of God Sanctus Christus Deus vult In the name of God Cantus lupus, in the name of God Agnus Christus, in the name of God Sanctus lupus, in the name of God
Red Sun Red Sun over paradise Red Sun Red Sun over paradise Golden rays of the glorious sunshine Sending down such a blood-red light Now the animals slowly retreat To the shadows, out of sight Arid winds blow across the mountains Giving flight to the birds of prey In the distance machines come To transform Eden, day by day Only love is with us now Something warm and pure Find the peace within ourselves No need for a cure When the wind is slow And the fire’s hot The vulture waits to see what rots Oh, how pretty All the scenery This is nature’s sacrifice When the air blows through With a brisk attack The reptile tail ripped from its back When the Sun sets We will not forget the Red Sun over paradise Red Sun
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
Its impresive how fast sam reacts to armstrong , he cuts hes arm off, thats sick!, just goes to show that vengance and justice are good trainers but not having a compass comes off poppin' , truly a masterpiece of a technique usually used in ancient japan to weaken the enemy and make the fight easier , jetstream sam is one of the coolest characters in metal gear rising: revengance a d hes techniques are flawless!
Although it wouldn’t be fully faithful to the format, I would love if the “There will be Blood!” Clip started with the “Blood!” Part, cutting out “there will be”, because then it would be “I’m gonna give you a bunch of BLOOD! SHED!”
My name is Sam I need a beard, a somewhat long hair, and cybernetic parts I am portuguese, all I need is an accent Give me a couple of years and I'll be fighting a guy named Jack
![[YBA] Jetstream Sam Destroys Toxic Teamers](/img/n.gif)
Damn, that was cringe but all of the sudden Sam is there to stop it
Just like the top comment said “Brazilian man with red sword comes out of nowhere and stops cringe”
I respect that
Is the blood made of shed? Or is the shed made of blood?
We will never know...
Except for Sam. He's the only guy who's ever known.
(for real)
No no, he's saying he's definitely going to build a shed in which to store some blood, a blood shed if you will. With Armstrong stirring up a bunch of wars the world is going to need more blood banks to save lives.
I don't think he's climbed the mountain range to find out the truth yet.
it’s a blood-shed, so a shed made of blood
@@sylokthedefiled that gives me inspiration for a structure in a fantasy world
I like to imagine Sam never truly died, but he became apart of the internet. And this is where he is, cutting down cringe with his Blade to save us all.
Edit: to everyone saying he uploaded himself into the gaming set up. Stop...this joke has been done to death. Max0r makes great videos but you people don't make me want to watch him.
He has become one with the memes
@@spinomania1921 HE BECAME THE DNA OF THE SOUL ITSELF HE IS UNSTOPPABLE
The memes are controlling history
THE ONLY MEME I'VE EVER KNOOOOOOOOOOOWN
It’s metal gear, anything can happen
*That moment when elden ring katan lets me do the sheath then slice move that Jetstream Sam does.*
I now travel the lands in search of the ideal Jetstream Sam costume to go with my Jetstream Sam face.
X2
Let me know how your search goes
The best I’ve found is the armor that one edgelord in round table uses (should be distinguished by messages calling him a liar and edgelord)
Ahh, I see, a fellow seeker!
Get the blood katana, it looks just like Muramasa
Now that’s a pretty meme! Exquisite!
Memes, the dna of the soul
Entendí esa referencia.
It’s all about the memes Jack
Your memes end here.
I feel like this comment is on evry bloodshed meme
i love how more people like sam than raiden
i have a reason, him from my country, and him so much awesome, total, 10/10
@@Pinto_2 if the Sam can double jump while being the weakest Brazilian then can strongest Brazilian triple jump?
I like both
to be honest raiden is better but I like sam more because he's like a devil may cry character, fools around with enemies
Honestly I like Sundowner more
Jetstream Sam is obviously the best girlfriend material known to man.
-he’s beautiful
-he can protect you from people who want to hurt you
-he has a soothing voice
-have any of your girlfriends had theme music as good as him? I DIDN’T THINK SO.
The best waifu, together with Speedwagon.
Vergil
Also THUNDER THIGHS
@@fonyo8031 *bury the light intensifies*
@Damian
Shit how did I forget that
I love that Jetstream Sam has become the new Rick Roll.
Except instead of ruining cool moments he instead comes in halfway through the cringe to save us, a certain improvement over the rick roll
@@specialbruh2996 Sam is a true Chad.
It's a reverse Rick Roll
Rick Astley is the Lawful Good roll
Sam is the Chaotic Good roll
Rickroll is surprising someone with something unexpected; Scout flash bang-ing is using the element of surprise and sometimes the half brain nature of being horny to rupture your eardrums; Sam saves you from cringe and horny.
0:12 I love it when he laughs, it's like he's on a center stage laughing at people he trolled.
it reminds me of the mafia boss in the stupid mobile game ads
(Cuts arm off) lol epic troll
me watching the debate team descend into madness as I say "you're wrong" without further elaboration
0:12 LMAO I always can't help clapping along with him.
"Free thinkers" whenever Samuel claps.
@@GabrielShitposting there are instances in ones life when going along with the herd is the better choice
It's the applause he does knowing fully well that he stopped the cringe
@@GabrielShitposting Your words, they cut deep... deeper than any blade.😔
@@Ozone946 You are not part of the herd if you willing make the choice to go with it.
Open your third eye.
"I'm gonna give you a bunch of bloodshed" is an instant pickup line
And if you have a gf you have to know the specific days to use it
I’ve tried it with my fiancé. It didn’t end well!!! XD XD XD
But it was worth it though.
Things I know for real:
-There will be blood shed
-The man in the mirror nods his head
-The only one left will ride upon the dragon's back
-The mountains don't give back what they take
actually low height mountains give back water
@@Coppermelone yes but they dont give back what they take
-Oh no
-There will be blood shed
-It's the only thing I've ever known
-Losing my identity
- wondering have i gone insane
@@sansnetic9509 to find the truth right Infront of me
I must climb this mountain range
Looking downward from this deadly height
And never realizing WHY DO I FFIGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHTTTT
Still thinking my name.
Well now if they make another MGRR, They MUST add jetstream into it.
We can only dream
@@JetmemeSam imagine a prequel with Sam kinda like the dlc, that would go so hard
I had this idea for a way to re introduce sam in a way that isn't too forced and it could be that he had a backup of his brain done by armstrong against his will during the robotic arm surgery and he wakes up long time after the mgrr incident trapped in a computer and he's just reliving past memories and traumas for half of the game until he manages to break free, and only then he realizes the real sam is dead and they have been using copies of him for controlling unmanned machines
@Potato King Jetstream GLADoS
DUDE i get people want him to be forced to fight, but hear me out
if a new mgrr comes, HE NEEDS TO BE RAIDEN'S BRO
I *NEED* A VERGIL/DANTE THING HERE TOO
"im gonna give you a bunch of-
There will be blood,shed"
shouldve been " IM GONNA GIVE YOU A BUNCH OF BLOODSHED
When brazillian man comes in to stop the cringe
"im gonna give you a bunch of THE ONLY THING I KNOW FOR REAL" was that intentional?
Yep. I try to abruptly cut these videos.
Hello, my master's half great grandfather
@@JetmemeSam good job sammy boy
Before you ever ask for the sauce always remember what happened to saucy jack, poor bastard lost 5 arms
"Hey, could you hand me the Ketchu- where's my arm?"
@@snakeman5250 oh no you aren't
"Now I see, you deny your arm its purpose!"
Sam saving the general public from cringe:
you are literally the only bait-and-switcher who also supplies the original media
props to you for being respectable
"Now i see... You deny your single status it's purpose!"
"I'm gonna give you a bunch of - THING I KNOW FOR REAL!"
absolutely perfect.
0:05 "I'm gonna give you a bunch of things I know for real"
lol
oh no your blood will be shed
When the world needed him the most the Brazilian man with red sword came.
“I’m going to give you a bunch of reason why there will be blood shed”
Sam is never single, he has his blade by his side
Imagine how many times Raiden and Armstrong lost their arms in those videos...
Why am I not getting bored with this lmao
*Doktor! Turn off my cringe inhibitors!*
No Raiden, you'll actually fucking die watching this video!
"I would like to give you a few" "things I know for real. There will be blood-shed!"
Thank you, Sam, for saving us from the cringe.
The memes never die, Sam never die. They just get passed on the internet
Wow, that's really quite a bunch of bloodshed
Metal gear rising is going to be revived, thank you Lord!
Say what?
The best outcome: She gives you a bunch of Samrolls
It's the same exact fucking joke every time and I can't get enough of it!
"I'm gonna give you a bunch of.. *BLOOD. SHED.*"
"I will give you a bunch of reasons why THERE WILL BE BLOOD. SHED!" - Sam to Raiden I suppose.
0:00 a fandom trying to force a ship
0:05 the author saying no
0:12 everyone else
“You’re gonna give me a bunch of Jetstream Sam?”
Bro the transition from Sam about to cut Raiden's arm to Sam cutting Senator Armstrong's arm is smooth af
Memes are the DNA of the soul
Thank you sam
I like to think Raiden and Armstrong are the ones using the weird videos to get Sam off guard, but everytime, Sam succeeds and slices their arms off.
Cheers sam for saving me from American E-Girl torture
Im gonna give you a bunch of BLOOOOOOOD SHEEEEEED
You have not denied this meme its purpose.
sam rejects the cringe and returns to BLOOD! SHED!
reject BLOOD! SHED! and return to STANDING HERE I REALISE
Bunch of blood shed, cruel Kids.. Even war! Isnt it beatiful, Jack?
when we needed him most he came back again and again
You deny the weapon purpose,jack !
HE SAVED US!
I can't thank Sam enough for saving me from that cringe
“I’m gonna give you a bouncy of -THING I KNOW FOR REAL”
My catchphrase from now on
The original video’s comments are all metal gear rising song lyrics lmao.
This is the new Rickroll now
When someone uses their PP for something other than dipping it in sulfuric acid
Me:
“I see; you deny your weapon it’s purpose!”
💀💀
This appeared in my recommended when I was starting to lament on my relationship troubles again. I think god is trying to tell me something
petition for this to be the new rick roll
Oh good, why that's very good, yes I like that
i would love to have a girlfriend who tells me "im gonna give you a bunch of THING I KNOW FOR REAL THERE WILL BE BLOOD SHED"
I’m gonna give you a bunch of thing I know for real there will be blood shed
we all would love to
Lyrics:
Hush hu..
In the name of God
In the name of God
In the name of God we go to heaven
In the name of God
In the name of God
In the name of God we go to heaven
Martyrs in the name of God
We're knights in war and fire
Raise your sword for holy blood
We burn them on the pyre
To defend, to command, to the holy war
Mater Maria
To the end we will stand, we are fighting for
Deus in regnium
In the name of God
In the name of God
In the name of God we go to heaven
In the name of God
In the name of God
In the name of God we go to heaven
Brothers in believe and sword
Through nights of blood and thunder
Strike for glory and reward
We came to kill and plunder
To your faith, your crusade, to the holy war
Mater Maria
To the end we will stand, we are fighting for
Deus in regnium
In the name of God
In the name of God
In the name of God we go to heaven
In the name of God
In the name of God
In the name of God we follow
In the name of God we follow
In the name of Mater Maria
In the name of God
In the name of Mater Maria
Deus in regnium
Sanctus Christus Deus vult
In the name of God
Sanctus Iesus Deus vult
In the name of God
Sanctus Christus Deus vult
In the name of God
Cantus lupus, in the name of God
Agnus Christus, in the name of God
Sanctus lupus, in the name of God
Nice meme bro
Imagine the creator of the video finding his whole comment section filled with MGRR lyrics
Sam really cared about raiden
Red Sun
Red Sun over paradise
Red Sun
Red Sun over paradise
Golden rays of the glorious sunshine
Sending down such a blood-red light
Now the animals slowly retreat
To the shadows, out of sight
Arid winds blow across the mountains
Giving flight to the birds of prey
In the distance machines come
To transform Eden, day by day
Only love is with us now
Something warm and pure
Find the peace within ourselves
No need for a cure
When the wind is slow
And the fire’s hot
The vulture waits to see what rots
Oh, how pretty
All the scenery
This is nature’s sacrifice
When the air blows through
With a brisk attack
The reptile tail ripped from its back
When the Sun sets
We will not forget the
Red Sun over paradise
Red Sun
We need more monsoon revengeance statusses
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.
I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
what
bruh all of the comments on the original video are the lyrics to this lmao I’m dead 💀💀💀
“I’m gonna give you a bunch of THING I KNOW FOR REAL! THERE WILL BE BLOOD, SHED!”
*M E M O R I E S B R O K E N*
The fact there’s another channel that does this gives me life
Sam always save us from the cringe
Its impresive how fast sam reacts to armstrong , he cuts hes arm off, thats sick!, just goes to show that vengance and justice are good trainers but not having a compass comes off poppin' , truly a masterpiece of a technique usually used in ancient japan to weaken the enemy and make the fight easier , jetstream sam is one of the coolest characters in metal gear rising: revengance a d hes techniques are flawless!
Thank you,jatman Sam,For saving us from this cringe.
Even the man at 0:03 feels the cringe.
Your “lecture” has ended in blood-shed
Why do I keep watching these, it's the same punchline over and over again
Cutting down cringe is always a blessing to admire
Can jet beat a gun that GOES THROUGH METAL?
Memories broken the truth goes unspoken I ve even forgetten my NAAAAAAAAAAAAAME
a bunch of bloodshed
Although it wouldn’t be fully faithful to the format, I would love if the “There will be Blood!” Clip started with the “Blood!” Part, cutting out “there will be”, because then it would be “I’m gonna give you a bunch of BLOOD! SHED!”
FINE i'm replaying MGRR 5 more times. i thought beating it more than 20 times was enough but now i wanna play again!
I watched one max0r vid and now my recommended is filled with Metal Gear Memes... what have I done
Thank you for saving me Sam
Another one to my collection, my gallery is filled with these. If I see one, I will download it.
I won't forgive Konami for firing Hideo Kojima. They could have made a remaster or a sequel
"never gonna give you up"
“I’m gonna give you a bunch of *BLOODSHEDS*
"Once again I have cut a worthless object" --sam
I love this meme trend
I was cringing so hard at the start, but jetstream sam saved me from dying from cringe. Thank you,
"I'm gonna give you a bunch of things i know fo real"
rakamakafo fristala
He do be rockin' that rivers of blood tho🔥🔥🔥
Sam: How many times do we have to teach you this lesson
The guy that goes to description and go watch the anime footage: cringy
The guy that goes to description and go watch the Sam footage: God
My name is Sam
I need a beard, a somewhat long hair, and cybernetic parts
I am portuguese, all I need is an accent
Give me a couple of years and I'll be fighting a guy named Jack
Not much cybernetic parts
just one arm.
@@bobbaseball just nothing because this is exoskeleton
@@Coppermelone his left arm is a cybernetic enhancement
@@bobbaseball his third arm is sword
"I'm gonna give you a bunch of reasons why there will be bloodshed"
- Jetstream Sam
Poor raiden, he have to grow his arm back everytime this meme comes up
This guy had no cybernetics. He stomped you by simply juicing