What does a fbi agent do before going to sleep? He goes undercover Edit: I have recently acknowledged that there is a similar joke to this one. Essentially the only difference being that instead of any fbi agent its James Bond. So yeah now im apparently unoriginal
Oh, no. There's more. I was writing down jokes against the day I couldn't remember them. Now over 1,500 long. No matter where you go, there you are. Your luggage is another story.
Whats the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs Edit: Okay, so I’ve been seeing some comments saying this is copied and I’d like to clear some things up. Yes, it is copied. I saw it from somewhere a long long time ago and obviously, I found it funny. And that’s the only reason why I posted it here. It’s only because I want everyone else to have a good time. That’s my only intention. I have no wish of gaining likes. In fact, I’ve never came back to this video since the day I commented this and I didn’t even know it got that many likes. So, I hope everybody here just enjoy the joke and move on with their days. Have a wonderful day!
Police:where do you live? Me: with my parents Police: where do your parents live? Me: with me Police: where do you all live? Me: together Police: where is your house? Me: next to my neighbors house Police: where is your neighbors house? Me: you won't believe me if I tell you Police: tell me Me: next to my house
*Get ready for the most funniest jokes ever* -What don’t oysters give to charity? Because they’re shellfish -Why did the lobster blush? Because the sea weed -What does a mermaid wear to math lessons? An algae-bra -What is a blue whale’s favourite james bond film? License to krill Haha funny isn’t it ;)) Ha ha ha.... This is why i dont have friends :(..
Tim Tim w. W. W. Wsssssszzzzzzzz zzzz zzzz SAS z ads SAS SAS zzzz SAS zzzz ads SAS zzzz SAS SAS sassafras zz SASz SASz SASzz SASz SASz SASz SASz z ads zz as SASz z sassafras z sassafras SASz SASz z as zzzz SASz SASzz az az zc CT tytt
I found the most greatest dad joke I had ever read with my eyes Wife: I have to tell you something, i’m pregnant. Husband: Hi Pregnant, i’m Dad. Wife: No you’re not.
The Confesser go look up the meaning of literally in the Oxford dictionary. It’s meaning has been changed. And I don’t even know who you’re talking about
@@dianafernandez2897 Some k-pop singer, i have no problem with them, but the fucking fandom should just die, i can't explain you my hate for the fandom, especially now that it has taken my two classmates and friends, fuck the kpop fandom, most of them atleast, some are probably normal. I am burning with hate and anger, but that leads into sadness, i may get stronger, but at what price...Omae wa...mou shindeiru...
THIS SHOULD BE A CATEGORY IN THE OLYMPICS
Unicorn Meat I agree
Finally the loosers get the last laugh.
lol agree as many says ..laugh is healthy
Jackass
Unicorn Meat I would be so interested to watch that.
That moment when the laugh is funnier then the actual joke
diana Williams haha that moment when you revealed the secret nobody knows haha😁😂😄😂
diana Willams That is why the comedians always laugh after their jokes. Never noticed?
diana Willams
Jin
Mihael Keehl JIN 😂😂
diana Willams
Yes haha
Damn that Bison one did some serious damage to my cheeks 😂😂😂😂
Ronaldinho TheLegend omg yeeees 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ronaldinho TheLegend SAME
Aye! 😂😂😂
Ronaldinho TheLegend sounds suspect lmao
Ronaldinho TheLegend little horse and bison killed me
0:56 "What did the ocean say to the shore?"
I thought he was going to say "I'm not shore"
Yooooo nice one 😂😂😂
Man and here was me riding on high seas waiting for the answer
I taught about sea u later
Maybe one should go.
Why should you never ask the ocean for advice?
Cause it's never shore...
Or watersup
is it sad that I'm actually trying to remember a few of these just so I can use them because I genuinely found them funny
I thought im the only one.. 😂😂
Omg me too! Lmao 😁
vt armmyy
Jin be all over this show
Collect these to Jin guys for his BDay! Xd
I laughed at the "What's brown and sticky?"
"A stick"
Chandrima Shekhar Das same 😂😂
Lmao, that joke caught me off guard.
Chandrima Shekhar Das bison hahaa
Same
What's brown and sticky?
Bill Cosby
What's Brown and Sticky?
*A Stick...* (wheezes)
Lololololo
this one killed me
Dude perfect
**WHEEZES**
The VloGers Ph there's nothing to get...
I don't trust stairs...
They are always up-to something.
😭😭😭
HAHAAH that’s funny 😂😂
The buffalo one had me crying
I think the background western-sounding music made it worse...or rather, more funny. Couldn't stop laughing.
Sierra B. you cute
Sierra B. please can you explain it to me ??
Tariq Mahmoud sure, another word for buffalo is bison.
Robert Hayes thank you
Its probably bad that i laughed hard at these
Don't worry bad dad jokes are actually the good dad jokes.
Mai Dude that bison one tho 😂 i died
Rocknium1 me too 😂
Mai Dude me too
Aderiler sad to say but I think I have a terrible sense of humor because I'm the only one laughing in class when there's a jokes😂
Pray for me I found some of these jokes funny
KermitIsDatBoi IKR .. I'm still laughing at the bison one .. LoL...
Carlos Vladymir I was like what joke then I laughed
KermitIsDatBoi I tried my best not to laugh but then, the brown and sticky part just made me lose my shit.
it's just so stupid that it's brilliant
Mujtaba Gangji That one and the "bison" made me loose my breath of laughter man ngl 😂
What does a fbi agent do before going to sleep?
He goes undercover
Edit: I have recently acknowledged that there is a similar joke to this one.
Essentially the only difference being that instead of any fbi agent its James Bond.
So yeah now im apparently unoriginal
Hey good one
@@ibrahimsaker605 can you invade my house with nerf guns
Is this from cod mw 2019?
That's from codmw 2019
Probably better in english
i wanna tell yall a joke about construction but im still working on it
lol
HahahH
Noice
Good one
@@siuu309 r/woosh
I dont trust stairs you know why?
why....
Cause they are always up to something
I get it.
Hahahaha
Because he's BATMAN...
Or down to something
Kill me
I see,u copy it
What did the wall say to the other wall?
We will meet at the corner
willhill mark e
Get the fuck out dude
willhill mark lol
willhill mark 😂😂😂😂
That's an actually good one!
Now get out.
I don’t usually tell dad jokes...
But when I do, he usually laughs
╰(⁀ᗢ⁀)╯
HAHAHAHAH THANK YOU, THAT'S GOLD!!
oh shut up gkdkgjehdhd
goddamnit xd
@Sayer Whaley dude witnessing an original joke would be a miracle
@@kerimca98 fine here's one
What do u call a seagull that lives near the airport?
A port-ugull( Portugal)
I dont know why,i laughed even before the joke..
Same here😂
I laughed even before the video starts
I laughed just before reading your comment
I laughed an hour before watchimg the video
I laughed two years ago.
hahaha that Buffalo joke!!!!! hahahahaha
Epic! LOL
kingsley Chan Yeah cos that isn't totally overused
zTxmi so if it's overused no one can enjoy it?
Ahmd Rafaie Precisely
kingsley Chan ashame they are all from the Internet
WHAT HAS ME DYING IS WHEN THEY START LAUGHING BEFORE THEY HEAR THE ANSWER😂😂😂😂😂
Pretty Crissy same here🖐️
What did the Buffalo say to his son when he was leaving for college?
Bison
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why is the sea salty? Because the land never waves back.
Good one)
I entered a pun contest and made 10 entries but none of them won. Nope. No pun in 10 did.
petersonscottb good one
Lul
😀
No pun intended 😁
I was about to put a like, but...
Hahaha bison. I'm dead 😂
marciokop your profile pic made me think there was hair on my screen
TicTac78801 same
Me too
i fakin wiped my screen man.... 3-4 times...
LOL! Your Profile Pic.
*Why ED is still single......*
*cause SHEE RAN*
😂😂😂😊😂😂🤣🤣😂
Why does these dad jokes remind me of a certain person,
my gosh 😂😂
Poor Ed
@@jz_es.469 ahem *cough cough* world wide shoulder
Wait.....
My OC nickname is E.D
Ed sounds like a man to me
Hey wanna hear a joke about ghosts?
That's the spirit
No longer monetized 9/10
🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Wow😊😊😊☺️☺️
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it!
What was the mexican called that lost his car?
Carlos
lol
Lol
I was low-key about to type that
It's the only good joke I have lol
Sainz
@@peachy_uzu exactly
everything is much funnier when you not allowed to laugh
umr mohammad exactly. ..
200th liek
Oh, indeed!
My granddad has a heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the zoo.
Ayo
Yo hol up
If there are Oreos are there Andy-Os?
That last one was actually good lmao XD
GamingDischarge 320 Likes btw
GamingDischarge ikr!!
GamingDischarge hahaa
GamingDischarge I thought the answer would be "a CATastrophe"
the only one that made me laugh
What's brown and sticky ?
A stick. 😂😂
Everyone is thinking that the answer was..... (sorry can't tell)
The bison one FUCKING KILLED ME 😂
Row K it almost got me but I held it in and I started to cry because of holding it in
It hit me
Me too brahh
Row K yeah man m still cracking on it...omfaak...wth did i just hear
Row K same
Which country people are always in a hurry
URGENTINA
Russians are always in a hurry. Because they Rushin
Rushians
Urgent!
Rush A?
Aaahhh, I see what you did there
*"Bad"*
Spell it backwards
Faris Zurub oh no
Dat face tho
Faris Zurub Dabbing sucks
Samovar maker *Bad* on them haters
I lost every time.
yeah i'd be no good at this game
same
Peter Nichola fu
Peter Nicholas same
aiman homer idiot
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the basketball team?
Because she kept running away from the ball
Illusion Master [AMV] *cracks up*
Once I told my chemistry teacher a joke
There was no reaction
Edit: yee 7 likes :D
edit 2: 1 year later and we are at 837 oke
I broke my drum kit. So no “Badum Crash...”. Sorry
Underrated comment
When magnesium and oxygen started dating, I was like, "O MG!"
@@toni929ann lmao
I like to tell chemistry jokes... Periodically.
This is all the material I need to traumatize my kids.
Me too 🤣🤣🤣
Oh, no. There's more. I was writing down jokes against the day I couldn't remember them. Now over 1,500 long.
No matter where you go, there you are. Your luggage is another story.
When I have kids in 10 or 20 or however, many more years past being 21, I know where to backtrack and find jokes when I have children 😂
So is this where Jin and Suho get their inspiration from?
maybe😂
Bangtan's Bae
Probably. But I’ve always loved they’re jokes so I don’t care where it’s from💀👏 lol😂
can you imagine them watching these videos for hours to get ideas lmao
Figured someone would mention Jin haha
If they didn’t get this as inspiration they should watch it. Recommended
*What do you call a cloud's underwear
.
.
.
.
Thunderwear
Holy Crap
THUNDER THIGHS XD
Holy Crap z😇😂😂😂😂
Netflix & Nyongto
Holy Crap is this a megaman reference?
what do u call gods poop
The brown and sticky joke is one of my favorites since like 30 years ago.
Why was the police man in bed?
*Cause he was an undercover cop*
Makillian HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I'M DEAD THIS JOKE KILLED ME
Dude😂😂💀
i dont get it :(
No you call him a fake cop
Gandhika Farhan how?
4:08 and thats what bird sounds like
Rhydel Estrada bye son
LMAOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Rhydel Estrada congo, i laughed
I laughed at all those bad jokes 😂
Dhananjay Sharma
You have an amazing sense of humour
you're ready to be a dad.
Even I had to laugh... and I'm from Germany.
Dhananjay SharmaTM me too
Hahaha... That was good! 😂😂😂
I love it when they laugh at their own jokes
My dad sent me this haha
Thats sad 😂
Unselder The ultimate dad joke.
I don't know what to say about how I ended up getting so many likes, but my dad says we should be getting paid for it 😂
Me too
Unselder. He's a genius
KIM SEOKJIN IS THE KING OF DAD JOKES! THAT'S WHY I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!! 😍😍😂😂
Why is Santa's sack so big?
Answer: Because he only comes once a year.
ronald berari hahahhahahahahahaha
ronald berari lolol that was good budy
ronald berari omg! 😂
ronald berari so original haha.
ronald berari shit....hahaha
What are you when there's no coffee?
Dipresso
Whats the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs
Edit: Okay, so I’ve been seeing some comments saying this is copied and I’d like to clear some things up. Yes, it is copied. I saw it from somewhere a long long time ago and obviously, I found it funny. And that’s the only reason why I posted it here. It’s only because I want everyone else to have a good time. That’s my only intention. I have no wish of gaining likes. In fact, I’ve never came back to this video since the day I commented this and I didn’t even know it got that many likes.
So, I hope everybody here just enjoy the joke and move on with their days.
Have a wonderful day!
wooohhhhh XD
Fck da got me
That's copied
Omg you are so dirty minded.
That's copied bro.
What did the plate say to the spoon ?
"The dinner's on me"
Nice one hhhhhhh
Lmao noice
😂😂😂😂
JIN are you listening😂😂
BTS ARMY fuck off it isnt related to a tekken character
Countt yo chill its just because Jin ist making dead Jokes 24/7 and its a lil Joke so please just stay calm
Lol
AYYYYYY
Countt calm yo ass or ima spit dirty water on you. You are very no fun. Clean your mouth because you got no jams
0:27
Him- "What do you call a pile of cats"
Me- A *cat*-astrophe?
Makes no sense. A pile of DEAD cats maybe
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell outta it... (ba-dum tss)
Juan José Moreno Melo lol I had to read it like 3 times but omg that's funny
Juan José Moreno Melo ooooohhhh i get it xD thats so clever
I had to read it 2 times for it
*Seinfield theme starts playing*
aaaaah i get it now
I wouldn't last one second here, I lost it at every one.
Ayesha Irfan but how lmfao its not funny at all, nothing is without insulting the fuck out of something/somebody anymore
Do you want to hear a joke?
Me too.
smokeweed everyday HAHAHAHA😂😂😂
smokeweed everyday Why was Jesus' crucifiction so effective? He nailed it 👌
Radical Jeff God damn it.
smokeweed everyday fuck you 😂
omg! xD
Daughter: Hey Dad!?
Dad: yeah?
Daughter: Can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: POOF! Your a sandwich!
@Alex the Bossatron Goddammit joey this is the 4th time godammit
It's: you're....
Waitress, this potato is bad. Can you correct it for me?
Certainly, sir. Bad potato, bad potato, bad potato! (wagging of a finger helps.)
The buffalo one, its gets me everytime LOL
The background music makes it better 😂
whats funny about "buy sun"?
Gail Raby bison
Gail Raby that you spelled it wrong. It's "Bye Son". Buffalo are also known as Bison. It's a play on words
Adhitya Insan Nurizky Tooth Hurty gets me 😂😂😂
the last dudes laugh damn he be whistlin' IM DYING
golden seagull Ikr?😂
I love your profile pic
ARMY!!!!
Ok I’ll call an ambulance
What four letters frighten a burglar?
O I C U!
Susan Williams i dont get it
WHERE ARE JIN'S LINES oh I see you.
Susan Williams-Morales
You are my new friend
WHERE ARE JIN'S LINES its oh i see you. If you read tbe letters 1 by 1
I read burger and was confused 😂😭
Daughter: MOM STOP YOU NEVER MAKE GOOD JOKES
Me: i made you
That's sad but so funny! 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
No. Jokes have a meaning
What kind of tree has hands??
- *a palm tree*
*windshield laugh* ahhahahaa hi army
@@ellearmy9394 hallo still no likes???
Face palms... then laughs historically
A banana tree
Plam trees dont have hands dumbass
Police:where do you live?
Me: with my parents
Police: where do your parents live?
Me: with me
Police: where do you all live?
Me: together
Police: where is your house?
Me: next to my neighbors house
Police: where is your neighbors house?
Me: you won't believe me if I tell you
Police: tell me
Me: next to my house
An American cop would probably shoot you by now.
Faris Zurub 😂😂😂😂
Diamond Maryam 😂😂😂
Diamond Maryam copy pasta
xKstereo It simply means copy paste
idk why but i really like bad dad jokes! 😂
maybe coz they are funny :D
Everything becomes 10 times funnier when you're told it's not funny before hand.
What did the drunken man said to the woman?
Alcohol you later
Cherry Kook I shouldn’t have laughed
Hi kpop folks
why is your profile pic the same person as the guy above
do u mean i beat u later
u got me
One of the funniest videos I have seen in a while =)
Nice try dad.
*Get ready for the most funniest jokes ever*
-What don’t oysters give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish
-Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea weed
-What does a mermaid wear to math lessons?
An algae-bra
-What is a blue whale’s favourite james bond film?
License to krill
Haha funny isn’t it ;))
Ha ha ha....
This is why i dont have friends :(..
Tim Tim w. W. W. Wsssssszzzzzzzz zzzz zzzz SAS z ads SAS SAS zzzz SAS zzzz ads SAS zzzz SAS SAS sassafras zz SASz SASz SASzz SASz SASz SASz SASz z ads zz as SASz z sassafras z sassafras SASz SASz z as zzzz SASz SASzz az az zc CT tytt
Tim Tim that was hilarious!!!
Tim Tim haha the sea weed part was hella funny hahaha
You already got a friend here. Will sub
Kojo Agyeman thanks bro 🙏🏻 appreciate it fam
I found the most greatest dad joke I had ever read with my eyes
Wife: I have to tell you something, i’m pregnant.
Husband: Hi Pregnant, i’m Dad.
Wife: No you’re not.
Rayan trahan??
How the turn tables 😂
Oh no...
You guys and All Def Digital are keeping Dad jokes alive. Thank you all! Keep it up guys!
OmegaTheGOD 100th like lol
Donald Trump That sucked
Donald Trump boo get off the stage *tomato throw*
Donald Trump I thought the phrase is ET *phone* home
Dark Metal 62 now that's entertaining.👍👍👍👁
It really feels nice to see them laugh while trying not to. Nice to see the liveliness 😉
they are so amused by their own jokes
Braydon Cameron it’s cause they’re not their own jokes. They’re literally all stolen
Savoury Lobster I did not know that if you got something from the internet that it was stealing.
Savoury Lobster so your real name is stolen too?
The Confesser go look up the meaning of literally in the Oxford dictionary. It’s meaning has been changed. And I don’t even know who you’re talking about
ClashCraft I mean no but if you make profit off of it then kinda.
Its more about the people themselves laughing than the jokes being funny thats making me laugh
Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators?
Cuz it lifts their *spirits* up
Hafsa Anam How Do Ghost Ride A Role Coaster
A Role Ghoster
This is the sole purpose of the internet
I love your name, profile picture, and this comment
Virus has detected A windows Actually that'd be porn
Thats deep words
How are these considered "bad"..... i literally almost lost a lung😂😂
He said "almost" didn't he?
Let me guess... you're a dad😂
@@that_snkfan139 No I'm 19 and don't remember marrying a woman
@@dedmemes. I mean his name is "I take everything too literally"
Because you're dumbass. You think a joke designed for children is funny
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger
then it hit me
oh god not again why am i binge watching dad jokes at 2am
golden seagull same
Try 3am... you pussies
Casey Cactus gonna rewatch now lmao
4am
Cuz you're high on Jin
Why was I expecting Jin here
Saira Akbari samw
Saira Akbari saaaammeeee xD
I'M DONE WITH THIS FANDOM XDDD
same
Saira Akbari lol same
What did one ocean say to the other?
Nothing it just WAVED..
Did you SEA what I did there?
I’m SHORE you did..
The Helping Tree gopd one
I mean good one
Dads everywhere: *write that down! WRITE THAT DOWN!*
I'm going to send this to my dad. Wish me luck
what did he say
Sabrina the AWESOME Fabulous Brendon on your pfp though.
Snape, Snape, Severus Snape DUMBLEDORE! Omg is Min SUGAAA??
Sabrina the AWESOME beebo
Feride Ayhan 😉
Whenever they giggled they sounded like dolphins 3:39
And they both same lol
WHYWHYWHYWHY, *W H Y .*
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD AT THESE DAD JOKES!! AM I A DAD?!?! I'M AN UNMARRIED WOMAN THOUGH!!! 😂😂😂
What do you call a pile of cats?
A meowtain
What is it called when the pile falls over?
A catastrophe
Yoongi would have win this game. He’s been living with Jin’s dad jokes all the time and he never get amused 😂😂
MsOlala1234 IKRRRR
😂😂
Yeah😆
Who tf is Yoongi
@@dianafernandez2897 Some k-pop singer, i have no problem with them, but the fucking fandom should just die, i can't explain you my hate for the fandom, especially now that it has taken my two classmates and friends, fuck the kpop fandom, most of them atleast, some are probably normal.
I am burning with hate and anger, but that leads into sadness, i may get stronger, but at what price...Omae wa...mou shindeiru...
what do you call a mexican who's lost his car??
carlos.
Donald Pepe Lol
Hahahahahah😂😂
Have you seen the new movie about constipation? No? Probably because it hasn't come out yet... LOL
Little Llama hahaha i have seen it...there is a film about constipation in India...i know its wierd...
Nigahiga bro....mmm
Mridula Sachinder I have seen the movie
Greg from RHPC
That was disgusting but still made me laugh.
What did the cowboy scream, when he had to go to a toilet?
I HAVE A *DIAR-HEE-YAW* !
Oh my god!! Lmaoo😂😂😂
Shit I’m gonna cry😭😭😭😭
african scratcher-You can....It’s fine here, this is where dads cry
Hi hungry, I'm Dad.
*wait...*
That's every dads FIRST joke
I'm Dad hi hungry I'm son
I'm Dad I died laughing at this. I need medical help.
I've herd that soooooooooo many times
Here's one: Why did the scarecrow get an award for his job
He was outstanding in his field
Arash Fatahi Well Done😂😂
Arash Fatahi did you just assume it's gender?
If jin were here i would laugh cus he laugh
Eiline Federica haha same his laugh is the best thing over the world
Why does the Norwegian Navy have barcodes on their ships?
So when they return they can scan the navy in.
Thanks Jin.
Now I'm enjoying dad jokes.
That last one was the best!
I'm laughing so much my cheeks hurt
what did the bubble say before it popped??
unbeliBUBBLE😂
SAY WHAT?? Ey thats Jin's XD
ARMY(?)
*insert jins laugh*
SAY WHAT?? That's the only joke i can remember clearly from jin 😂😂
*windshield wiper laugh*
Laughing so hard! Love the good wholesome jokes!
Same
Jordan Brull you must be a dad
"Bison" LMAO
Joke? Operation health. Better pizza, papa Johns. Hotel? Trivago.
There's a "View Reply" button. But no reply... 😨
Operation:Velvet Shell
Upgrade:Operation Health
Fuck go back:Acog on bandit and jager removed
I said go back
Toastman Breadman fr lmao Fuck it Ima do a run out with rook
Jin needs to be here !! 😂😂😂
What's Brown and sticky?
Me:lizza😏
Yaeli Hyams 😂😂
Yaeli Hyams OH MY GOD YOU MAD MY DAY 😂😂😂
Yaeli Hyams AJAHAHAHAHA
The bathroom humor is always the Achilles heal for my husband
Men.