"mAc's dOn't gEt vIrUsEs!"

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  • @yodels643
    @yodels643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5484

    “The best antivirus software you can get is common sense”
    This is the best quote of all time.

    • @joerg9172
      @joerg9172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      JODisHere shut the actual fuck up

    • @joris4235
      @joris4235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@MrDankTM Yo whats up fucking human trash get the fuck out of here

    • @MenacingMM
      @MenacingMM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      If you see Jod just always report for content spam

    • @jagar5580
      @jagar5580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@joerg9172 who the heckicg frick is this guy and why is he everywhere

    • @SuperJoshuaAguilar
      @SuperJoshuaAguilar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Common sense if you’re used to using the internet. Lol

  • @anotherstorm2061
    @anotherstorm2061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3006

    Macs are really good though. My favourite feature is how I can crash the entire device by opening safari and photoshop

    • @dryjoints454
      @dryjoints454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +279

      Or the one where I try to connect more than 1 bluetooth device and the screen freezes

    • @somegenericgamer16
      @somegenericgamer16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Isheep dete-- wait he admits apple isn't good?

    • @arken2583
      @arken2583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *_WHEEZE_*

    • @MetaReplication
      @MetaReplication 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      He had me in the first half, not gonna lie.

    • @questionmarkquestionmarkques
      @questionmarkquestionmarkques 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      or when it randomly shuts off because apple has no idea how to solder their cpus and you have to get it repaired for $1000+, and when you get it back you find out they didnt even resolder the cpu they just stuck a 50 cent piece of rubber to stop it from moving

  • @REIDAE
    @REIDAE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2385

    Its a trick guys. Hes just trying to keep all the hot singles in your area to himself

  • @jankriz9199
    @jankriz9199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2358

    "I'd rather lose a couple of bucks than watch you being targeted by malicious ads on some shady webside." This once again convinces me why I am so happy to be shielded by wings of this chubby indian absolute unit of a chad guy. I used to watch you like three years back, then went off, wasn't on youtube very often, last two months or so I returned and I just regret all the time I missed. Here's my subscription, it is well deserved.

    • @jorgeresindiz9690
      @jorgeresindiz9690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jan Kříž whats that badge you have ?

    • @tristamfs3542
      @tristamfs3542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@jorgeresindiz9690 channel member, the button next to the sub button

    • @vaclavvancura3494
      @vaclavvancura3494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      nazdar random čechu 😂

    • @Aaokke0
      @Aaokke0 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      mehmber

    • @uneterostardust8233
      @uneterostardust8233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Someone please remove one singular Like from his comment pls.
      I want a perfect *777* Likes there.
      Or, make it 7.777

  • @glennbeck5606
    @glennbeck5606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1981

    "The best anti-virus is common sense"- Indian Jesus

    • @ps3aciv
      @ps3aciv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Buddha?

    • @tornation5609
      @tornation5609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      ps3aciv pretty sure Buddha definitely used Avast Antivirus

    • @Nig_Ray
      @Nig_Ray 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      indian joe

    • @dekaks.4724
      @dekaks.4724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ps3aciv lmao

    • @xbox360panda6
      @xbox360panda6 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

  • @QuartzSphere
    @QuartzSphere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4140

    "BUT DAD, MACS CAN'T GET VIRUSES!"
    "SON, FOR THE LAST TIME, STOP TRYING TO DOWNLOAD GTA 5 FOR FREE, IT AIN'T HAPPENING."

    • @psy8917
      @psy8917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      Wait, so the gta V I've been playing for past three years is a virus!?!?

    • @primus0348
      @primus0348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      OwO Dustin OwO oof

    • @yaboirandall7638
      @yaboirandall7638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      Not because it's impossible to get it for free but because macs can't run angry birds

    • @anselmadelia9747
      @anselmadelia9747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I mean it's possible to pirate shit lol, just be careful

    • @bigboomer5575
      @bigboomer5575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      i downloaded terraria for free when i was younger somehow it wasnt a virus

  • @evany13
    @evany13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +621

    auto captions are golden, "hello guys and gals, me Buddha Harr"

    • @sex37.5
      @sex37.5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm ✨uncomfy✨

    • @DonutOfNinja
      @DonutOfNinja 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      And that guys and gals was how Buddhism was created

    • @jolts2779
      @jolts2779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      We should make a religion out of this

    • @unosquash
      @unosquash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao they disabled it

    • @clashoclan3371
      @clashoclan3371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@unosquash
      Nope

  • @UncleSin
    @UncleSin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    I remember when i was like 7 i was on my parents PC early in the morning before school. was like 4:30 AM. I got a popup ad saying the stereotypical "100th VIWER YOU WIN A MILLION DOLLARS!" I ran into my parents room screaming that i won and they didn't let me on the computer anymore until i was like 13.

    • @bungershmunger3455
      @bungershmunger3455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      I am sorry, but they were right to do that lol

    • @UncleSin
      @UncleSin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Scuba Dog oh absolutely. No offense taken lmao

    • @picapes
      @picapes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Lmao, when I was kid, I got an ad saying I won iPhone 8 (It was newest iPhone at the time), And it wanted my mobile number. I did not had mine own mobile (thank god) So I ran to my dad, who said Its fake. I was angry at him for a week. I was so stupid back then.

    • @auveus5036
      @auveus5036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I think it's maybe the wrong choice. Of course a 7-year-old would do that. But like srsly they didn't even give you a chance to be educated a bit. Or even have any source to prevent it.

    • @AdrianBludfang
      @AdrianBludfang 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Dang
      You missed out on a million dollars. Rip

  • @TEENYcharma
    @TEENYcharma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1417

    Windows 10: update master
    Mac OS: king of not running anything
    Linux: the one kid no one talks to

    • @CultoradoLsp
      @CultoradoLsp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      Chrome os: the one kid that is forgotten but having the time of his life

    • @AccountingDerek
      @AccountingDerek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      yes, but TempleOS does not require wifi

    • @angelhernandez3077
      @angelhernandez3077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Chrome OS: Teacher's pet

    • @love.ly.
      @love.ly. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Garyyl Calhoun TempleOS is the supreme OS

    • @TVAwesomeParodys
      @TVAwesomeParodys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Remix OS: That one kid who keeps copying Windows’ homework

  • @koya2934
    @koya2934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1845

    Mac has virus
    Antivaxxer: My computer has the necessary oils

    • @jeanwickstrand4757
      @jeanwickstrand4757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Golden logick, give this man a Pey-eych-dey

    • @IMakePeopleSaltyApparently
      @IMakePeopleSaltyApparently 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I like how people Joke about antivaxxers when 9/10 they're the samw people that don't get shots beyond booster shots for their kids after age 10-14 bc they noticed it just makes them sick at that point, nor do they get any needles for themselves as adults, again besides booster shots.

    • @blackneos940
      @blackneos940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@IMakePeopleSaltyApparently No.

    • @gloop3621
      @gloop3621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      CanelaCabrita ok boomer

    • @blackneos940
      @blackneos940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@gloop3621 I'm sick of this shit. That's all people of my generation say. Quit dry-humping your vape-rig and stop protesting at Starbucks, dumbass.

  • @staulblartinum8808
    @staulblartinum8808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    "Mac's don't get viruses!"
    -People who make Viruses.

    • @lr44x13
      @lr44x13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Weed should be illegal
      -drug dealers

    • @lr44x13
      @lr44x13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @who knows - KFP Butcher drug dealers would loose a lot of money if drugs were legal, becouse people would rather buy it from official, legal source. And weed is one of the most popular drugs, right after coffeine, alcohol and cigarretes.

    • @lr44x13
      @lr44x13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ZeyLogger ye when weed is legal somewhere people rather to buy from store. And when buying from a store you are safe by law and you know, that they didn't throw there some shit like Sand and toilet cleaner.

    • @lr44x13
      @lr44x13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ZeyLogger mafia adds shit like Sand, so it has more weight. They lace weed with toilet cleaner, so their buyer has better high and will buy from them again. They also sometimes sell synthetic weed which is way more dangerous than normal weed.

    • @w1z4rd9
      @w1z4rd9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lr44x13 Classic Business Strategy.

  • @kompo5997
    @kompo5997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    "This application boosts your computer"
    Your system is dangerous.
    Trash files C:\
    Delete now.

    • @seraslain962
      @seraslain962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think you mean System32

    • @HaloDude557
      @HaloDude557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ruku Nage System32 is located on the C drive by default...

    • @JoeyLindsay
      @JoeyLindsay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@HaloDude557 I don't think you can change it

    • @HaloDude557
      @HaloDude557 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JoeyLindsay you can rename your drive

    • @JoeyLindsay
      @JoeyLindsay 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HaloDude557 what I meant was put system32 on a drive that windows isn't installed on

  • @imaika281
    @imaika281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +984

    "The biggest antivirus you can use is your common sense"
    This is the truest stance on PC security honestly

    • @pootispiker2866
      @pootispiker2866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      No, it isn't really. Your common sense won't stop a worm from getting into your network.

    • @Divinemakyr
      @Divinemakyr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@pootispiker2866 Yes, it will. Because when a website says "HEy, wAnt to download 12GB of SeXy CelebrITy pics? All fOr frEe," common sense will stop you from doing that. Now that I have bestowed my wisdom upon you, you are welcome to leave these lands and never return.

    • @byekou
      @byekou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@Divinemakyr You can "common sense" shits you see but you cant "common sense" shits you cant see, aka background processes.

    • @venmasters21
      @venmasters21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Divinemakyr I mean, if a set of systems is set up a certain way your common sense my be useless if someone else is an idiot who shouldn't be surfing the web, but then it isn't your money being spent.

    • @Divinemakyr
      @Divinemakyr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@byekou Yeah. That's rather obvious. So common sense is still the best antivirus.

  • @MoonMinHo
    @MoonMinHo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    Papa muta ranting about computer viruses in his techno dance club room honestly is much more reliable and entertaining than regular computer safety videos.

    • @card44
      @card44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Both videos are made by Indian guys.

    • @springbok4015
      @springbok4015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      JODisHere You’re like a rash that keeps popping up.

    • @dibel3669
      @dibel3669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@springbok4015 he's the cancer cell that keeps replicating.

  • @Gia1911Logous
    @Gia1911Logous 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    When you reccommend ad-blocker, when all your career is based on ads
    Took one for the team Muta

  • @INSANITYTOWN
    @INSANITYTOWN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Me: *Runs to mirror* "Am I an idiot for wanting to play Pussy Pirates?"
    Also me: "Would I be an idiot for not downloading Pussy Pirates?"

  • @Rhomagus
    @Rhomagus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    "Guys and gals" [Y]
    "Ladies and gentlemen" count [5]
    "That being said" count [0]
    "At the end of the day" count [1]

    • @nickv.3573
      @nickv.3573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tf is Y

    • @Rhomagus
      @Rhomagus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@nickv.3573 Yes

    • @Nikuv200
      @Nikuv200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Doing gods work

    • @blueeyes666
      @blueeyes666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rhomagus Asclepiot I laughed way too hard at this haha

    • @Inseut
      @Inseut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There was more than one guys and girls here :D

  • @arkindal
    @arkindal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    "I'd rather lose some bucks"
    We don't deserve Muta, he's too good for this world.

    • @Minirow
      @Minirow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stolen comment from a random video I watched 5 years ago.

    • @arkindal
      @arkindal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Minirow like it's not something people say regularly in other websites too.

  • @Ky-Nas
    @Ky-Nas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    "Some of these ads can get a little bit malicious."
    *video goes black for a second while my adblocker stops the very cheekily placed ad*

    • @sparkwave2
      @sparkwave2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, the yellow marks on the timeline turned from being places where an ad will pop up to places where an ad WOULD pop up if I didn't have an adblocker

  • @iHateHandlesGetRidOfThis
    @iHateHandlesGetRidOfThis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The funniest thing, i find, is when you're watching a youtuber who's demonstrating a game they made, or a visual novel, and they have an adfly link redirect you to the download, then you have some like 11 or 12 year olds in the comments saying that it's a virus because they downloaded whatever adfly was selling them.

  • @TheNinja404
    @TheNinja404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1315

    me: deletes cache files
    Computer: that wasn't very cache money of you

    • @Win_eXPerience
      @Win_eXPerience 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I love this comment somehow

    • @JohnLemonsFilms
      @JohnLemonsFilms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ha

    • @jogomango2387
      @jogomango2387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      JOD isn't here

    • @w_Ex
      @w_Ex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@jogomango2387 don't jinx it

    • @FlyboyHelosim
      @FlyboyHelosim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cache me outside!

  • @Metaphist
    @Metaphist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    But ShadyApplication.exe is what makes the hot girls dance right here on MY desktop?

    • @Metaphist
      @Metaphist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      ​@@MrDankTM Who are you? You have the grey oval highlighting on your text, is that some kind of "verified" thing like blue checkmarks on twitter?

    • @XradicalD
      @XradicalD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Joel, are your downloading boobs again Joel?

    • @Metaphist
      @Metaphist 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @woah Is he anybody noteworthy?

    • @B0K0691
      @B0K0691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @woah Justin Y but unfunny?

    • @nezu_cc
      @nezu_cc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Animated Christmas tree form my desktop? I'll take your entire stock

  • @thedude8434
    @thedude8434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    As a former 7 year old trying to get GTA 5 for free, I can confirm that Macs get viruses

    • @zikiq1480
      @zikiq1480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I can’t tell if you took one for the team, or if you’re just a complete idiot.

    • @thedude8434
      @thedude8434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@zikiq1480 I was a 7 year old on my Mom's mac, I think I was just stupid.

    • @Cr7SuiRonaldo
      @Cr7SuiRonaldo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      some gta 5 pirates actually work. But you gotta trust the website . I was a 10 year old who already knew pirating and torrenting. Muta is right. Antivirus is yo common sense and trust

    • @krisbeagles7045
      @krisbeagles7045 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Cr7SuiRonaldo Sounds like something somebody who wants me to download a file from a shady site would say 🤔

  • @r2er750
    @r2er750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    i knew what adblocker was when i was 7 and that makes me feel like an Internet God.

  • @Zaqry
    @Zaqry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    "hot single milfs 1 km away!"
    how come when i walk 1 km it still says 1 km

    • @navjot7397
      @navjot7397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      look up next time

    • @elliotl69
      @elliotl69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      They Are Running Away. They May Be In Your Area, Doesn't Mean They Like You.

    • @topminator1667
      @topminator1667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You're walking around them.

    • @mdragarg
      @mdragarg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      You walked 1km in the wrong direction, but they walked 1km in the right direction.

    • @joeyzucchini
      @joeyzucchini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They are running from you

  • @illuminant-
    @illuminant- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    Macs: “We are immune to viruses!”
    Chromebooks: “Are you challenging me?”

    • @walkingdead171
      @walkingdead171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Misty uses any social media to scam user uhoh

    • @thecrabempire5767
      @thecrabempire5767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You can get viruses if you cant install most files

    • @cpt.battlecock5264
      @cpt.battlecock5264 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isnt linux hardwares holding that title?

    • @everburnerfish
      @everburnerfish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The only reason a chromebook would be virusproof is because ot cant download shit

    • @jakeduggan3854
      @jakeduggan3854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I agree, Chrome OS is pretty solid. It's based on security hardened Gentoo Linux. But what if I told you Google is spyware, collecting all your data and selling it to undisclosed third parties. Same could be said about Windows 10 S which will only install windows store apps.

  • @skrimagz8426
    @skrimagz8426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Ah my favorite feature of the mac is the hell portal that opens when you try to run Roblox.

  • @SRBAnimate
    @SRBAnimate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “Macs don’t get viruses!”
    My Mac: Your computer is low on memory

  • @mrshamf3484
    @mrshamf3484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I'd rather have a windows with a virus than a mac

    • @IdRatherNotHaveAHandleThankYou
      @IdRatherNotHaveAHandleThankYou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      An iMac running Windows.

    • @calebspilman7811
      @calebspilman7811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well you can have a better system with a virus or a worse system without a virus for at the longest 1 month

    • @boulevard4145
      @boulevard4145 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Caleb Spilman yoo your profile pic ❤️

    • @starleigh6680
      @starleigh6680 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brain rot

  • @_alex_y.not_
    @_alex_y.not_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    My old boss got his MacBook nearly hijacked by ransomware... And this was 7 years ago.

    • @hannahhunt9450
      @hannahhunt9450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      JODisHere wasting your time replying to every comment

    • @Janfon1
      @Janfon1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@hannahhunt9450 implying he has something else to do in his life

    • @somethingwithbungalows
      @somethingwithbungalows 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Janfon1 I don’t think he does.

    • @jackspedicy2711
      @jackspedicy2711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @alex yang-nikodym dude, your favorites playlist is "intresting videos" playlist, but instead of memes its actual content, recomend anyone checks it out as that playlist seemed good content to me anyway, better then youtubes trash algorithm...

    • @jackspedicy2711
      @jackspedicy2711 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Checked it out to see when channel was created , to check the proof of claims

  • @eloelz56
    @eloelz56 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    *everyone gangsta til shady program 1234 walks in*

  • @blobslimeplayz1351
    @blobslimeplayz1351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Pop up:Your MAC has a virus.
    Me:but.......I have a pc

    • @pencilcase8068
      @pencilcase8068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Some ad said my iPhone was infected but I use android

    • @pencilcase8068
      @pencilcase8068 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Mohammed Al-Barwani at least these viruses can do it correctly identify the device it's trying to say is infected

  • @hayabuzon8219
    @hayabuzon8219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    "I would rather lose a couple bucks of revenue on the internet, ok its fine, if you don't get your data stolen or if you don't get sent to some weird fishy site that has some really malicious advertising that's on it"
    I want you people to compare Jaystation and Mutahar, really shows two sides of a coin doesn't it?

    • @Nikuv200
      @Nikuv200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      This is why we go out of our way to directly deliver our money to daddy Mutha

    • @walkingdead171
      @walkingdead171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hack them back

    • @hayabuzon8219
      @hayabuzon8219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@MrDankTM ive checked your channel and you honestly worry me, im surprised you can do this shit for 12 hours almost every day and still somehow afford a pc, go outside dude

    • @user-vn7ce5ig1z
      @user-vn7ce5ig1z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Blame Justin Y. that idiot encouraged a whole generation of spammers. 😒

    • @loopsofruina
      @loopsofruina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@user-vn7ce5ig1z Justin Y didn't spam though. They actually commented about something for the video.

  • @shaece798
    @shaece798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    I operate through a trust system and only run things like "NotAVirus.exe" that's how i know my PC is clean.

    • @adznokizzy
      @adznokizzy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thisnotavirus.com

    • @FletcherCat
      @FletcherCat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@adznokizzy that was my risky click of the day

    • @trajectoryunown
      @trajectoryunown 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@adznokizzy Oh, thank God. I just couldn't resist. I'm ashamed of myself now.

    • @tallcollin27
      @tallcollin27 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is it an actual virus?

    • @topminator1667
      @topminator1667 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      TrustMeI'mADolphin

  • @champagnepandaog3305
    @champagnepandaog3305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I remember a while back, I was at someones house, mentioned that windows was better than Mac, and their mom kept saying macs can’t get viruses.

  • @Crimson-charcoal
    @Crimson-charcoal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “And I don’t like apple very much”
    I thought he meant the fruit. My experiment on why I should have more than 10 minutes to properly wake up is complete.

  • @killamentos
    @killamentos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    Love the Humor..."The biggest Anti-virus you can honestly download is some common sense." :D

    • @KSR3
      @KSR3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Thats not a joke.. its literally a thing

    • @HuntressCody
      @HuntressCody 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KSR3 shhh.

    • @diemrcupcake
      @diemrcupcake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@MrDankTM fuck off.

    • @DessertArbiter
      @DessertArbiter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      downloading "common-sense.pdf"...
      ========================>100%
      Download complete.

    • @Mario583a
      @Mario583a 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DessertArbiter Executing common-sense.pdf.msi
      th-cam.com/video/bHxyU-0gIc4/w-d-xo.html

  • @literallytrash7683
    @literallytrash7683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    “I gOt A mAc FoR hEiGhTeNeD sEcUrItY”
    No, clown, they just don’t let you do shit on it.

    • @xdgimzo
      @xdgimzo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      finally someone realizes

    • @ConsarnitTokkori
      @ConsarnitTokkori 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      no, that's linux

    • @cal1co_
      @cal1co_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ConsarnitTokkori yeah, but nobody uses Linux

    • @ConsarnitTokkori
      @ConsarnitTokkori 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      specifically because you can't do shit with it

    • @ConsarnitTokkori
      @ConsarnitTokkori 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Pepsiman53 yes wow you have the thinky boy

  • @lynox4623
    @lynox4623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When I was 9 I got a popup that said the computer was infected and started playing loud beeps and I shit myself, I turned it off, cried and then went to bed and woke up in the morning and told my parents.

  • @zorbanoodle5272
    @zorbanoodle5272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i saw an ad and instead of clicking skip i thought "muta is a nice guy, ima just not skip this ad and i might as well click on it". muta you are one of my fav youtubers and i respect and look up to you alot. keep up the good content dude

  • @eventideelysium
    @eventideelysium 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Mac: *Made in China*
    Me: Maybe there's a possibility

    • @yacine.3_2023
      @yacine.3_2023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@MrDankTM stfu bro

    • @strongfatman2014
      @strongfatman2014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@yacine.3_2023 snowflake dont cry

    • @aidanhenderson9437
      @aidanhenderson9437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@MrDankTM bro get a life please

    • @TukeShark
      @TukeShark 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      5 th time I heard that

    • @pootispiker2866
      @pootispiker2866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@aidanhenderson9437 Just report him for spam, he's trying to get subscribers

  • @transient442
    @transient442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    4:45 wait muta, so you’re telling me I can’t just download more RAM?

    • @multikioske8044
      @multikioske8044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Ah muta you liar! This obviously trusted website is gonna give me all the ram. Now the ladies will sex with me.

    • @transient442
      @transient442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      PaperBagMann thanks man!

    • @DonutOfNinja
      @DonutOfNinja 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What? Impossible

    • @cryingpogamongusman1960
      @cryingpogamongusman1960 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Multi Kioske LMAO

    • @JonDoe-wk9qc
      @JonDoe-wk9qc 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@swaws1577 The RAM won't last very long though, it says it's running DDR4 at 1.65V, that's a DDR3 voltage and way too high for DDR4.

  • @AlicetheXenoblader
    @AlicetheXenoblader 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That tip about cache was nice to know! I would honestly love more software maintenance tips from you! I’m eager to learn more about computers to be honest, and you’d make the BEST teacher.

  • @BackofAsda
    @BackofAsda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Me using suspicious anime sites with hentai ads: ...

  • @Idk-gn8ov
    @Idk-gn8ov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    "Phew"
    -Guy named Mac in wuhan

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    “Macs don’t get viruses”
    Coronavirus: I gotchu fam

    • @Destiny_Of_Koi
      @Destiny_Of_Koi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh hey 👋

    • @eventideelysium
      @eventideelysium 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      We both made the same joke XD

    • @card44
      @card44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@MrDankTM Was that that dead Leafy meme???

    • @thexylophone
      @thexylophone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@card44 ignore him, because once you see that guy, you'll see him EVERYWHERE

    • @TukeShark
      @TukeShark 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      IVE HEARD THAT LIKE 1000 TIMES OMG

  • @xXaltowolfXxmp3
    @xXaltowolfXxmp3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I care about your safety more than a few bucks"
    Good guy Muta :)

  • @diesel3060
    @diesel3060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    i def use ad block but for Muta i am a member because i love his vids and he deserves the little bit from me.

  • @fluffydumbun
    @fluffydumbun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    These videos make me feel smarter

    • @Ethorbit
      @Ethorbit 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrDankTM If you do that enough times, your channel will just get terminated for breaking TH-cam's guidelines on spamming.

  • @LouMeiAnne
    @LouMeiAnne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    TH-cam captions be like: "It's me Buddha Harr"

    • @joshmaddie4665
      @joshmaddie4665 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jodishere you are the next Justin y

    • @psionikal
      @psionikal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@joshmaddie4665 save he's not funny

    • @joshmaddie4665
      @joshmaddie4665 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup

    • @Igneeka
      @Igneeka 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@psionikal Yeah so he really is the next Justin Y

    • @cuylersloan417
      @cuylersloan417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrDankTM hello dumbass btw hisss

  • @GameplayzOfficial
    @GameplayzOfficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Muta: "Use adblock"
    Me: Using Ghostery, Privacy Possum, Privacy Badger, DuckDuckGo Essentials, AdGuard Adblocker.

    • @shortsentral
      @shortsentral 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I would recommend using Ublock Origin now over Adblock now after the shady data selling to advertisers.

    • @swastikchakraborty295
      @swastikchakraborty295 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He he he

    • @shaggiel3099
      @shaggiel3099 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shortsentral yeah

  • @toopz
    @toopz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5:23 "i wanted to u show the things u should watch out for" Tik Tok ad begins lmaooo

  • @flamekaizer8476
    @flamekaizer8476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Hey, this may be a bit weird, but man, I've been following you since you were doing them Scary Ravioli stories. It's been a trip watching you go from
    "Hey Me Mutahar here, and today we're going to be reading a little story called Ben Drowned"
    to
    "HEY ME MUTAHAR HERE READY TO DIVE INTO THE DEEP WEB TO FIND THE WEIRD SHIT OF THE INTERNET?"
    you've really expanded how I see some things in a way.

  • @f.palmero5010
    @f.palmero5010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    Apple users don't get computer Computer viruses.
    They get coronavirus. From their fancy trips

    • @finlay9238
      @finlay9238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@MrDankTM got the whole squad laughing

    • @JennBitAlt
      @JennBitAlt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      JODisntFunny

    • @littleplague5988
      @littleplague5988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BRUH... Fucking destroyed 😂😂

    • @donaldbaird7849
      @donaldbaird7849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@MrDankTM your joke was so funny I forgot to laugh

    • @El_Frutero
      @El_Frutero 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Congratulations
      You have won the Internet for today

  • @lljacobll5298
    @lljacobll5298 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “I was just tryna play sonic gather battle”

  • @mxsclejxhnny
    @mxsclejxhnny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    No one: ...
    Me seeing a title like that: Throws headphones at monitor and leaves to get pop corn

  • @DillyzThe1
    @DillyzThe1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    ah yes i too accidentally install *_shadyprogram12345_*

    • @cuylersloan417
      @cuylersloan417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrDankTM hello dumbass btw hisss

  • @Brett-yq7pj
    @Brett-yq7pj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    The fact that you can reformat some of their computers even when password protected with like two commands on startup made me never want to buy Apple products

    • @SFreakHD
      @SFreakHD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      well cant u do that with windows and linux aswell?

    • @refractnya
      @refractnya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SFreakHD no

    • @garfruma
      @garfruma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SFreakHD mac user

    • @Burger19985
      @Burger19985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SFreakHD nope

  • @notinuse298
    @notinuse298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Muta,
    I just had one of the worst break-ups of my life. But I get to spend my time watching you, so thank you.

  • @porkyminch1640
    @porkyminch1640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Macs Don't get viruses
    Joel: Hold my spicy toolbars

  • @mstech-gamingandmore1827
    @mstech-gamingandmore1827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    0:20
    Apple: Monitor Mount, $100*** take it or leave it!
    ***Correction by Manfredas: $1000

    • @manfredasmanfredas3789
      @manfredasmanfredas3789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You mean 1000$ ?

    • @mstech-gamingandmore1827
      @mstech-gamingandmore1827 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@manfredasmanfredas3789 yeah lol that was a typo

    • @Mylife-te6lm
      @Mylife-te6lm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Majd - Tech, Gaming, & More! You know you can edit comments

    • @mstech-gamingandmore1827
      @mstech-gamingandmore1827 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Mylife-te6lm i know but i felt like that would make me take the credit

    • @Rad-Dude63andathird
      @Rad-Dude63andathird 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@manfredasmanfredas3789 No that's exactly how American prices are formatted dude. You can say "one thousand dollars", but written numerically, it's "$1,000"

  • @orbital1950
    @orbital1950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "The greatest anti-virus you can download is some common sense."
    I fucking love this guy.

  • @theyes9431
    @theyes9431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When I clicked on this video I got an ad of someone’s Mac getting a virus

  • @endopo4860
    @endopo4860 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think I’ve learned more from these videos than I have from my old computer classes

  • @treefiddy8811
    @treefiddy8811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    You're such a genuine human being. Keep being you Muda.

  • @4_4
    @4_4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Macbook integrated graphics are amazing I love seeing black bars on minecraft! 🥰

    • @thecheeseblock9880
      @thecheeseblock9880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@MrDankTM you are smelly and gay

    • @eliezercardoso8009
      @eliezercardoso8009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@MrDankTM Shut the fuck up

    • @QuincyIsCrispy
      @QuincyIsCrispy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MrDankTM "Yeah mom, I don't need any money. I have plenty from the 250K sub account I bought to make retarded livestreams that get a couple thousand views at best. Don't worry, I'm sure one day I'll make it big, 10 hour videos are hilarious after all! I'll go viral in a week, just wait!"

    • @Ethorbit
      @Ethorbit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@QuincyIsCrispy Good roast, make it a video on him; that way you'll get more views than him by making fun of his views with significantly less effort. LOL.

  • @Kubaadamiec
    @Kubaadamiec 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Muta: i dont like apple very much.
    Also muta: THE MEDIC.

  • @FruitJuice1009
    @FruitJuice1009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the only indian tech support person we can all trust

  • @Zeytrixx
    @Zeytrixx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Macs: _”No virus can infect me”_
    Coronavirus: *_[IT’S MY TIME TO SHINE!!]_*

    • @cuylersloan417
      @cuylersloan417 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrDankTM hello dumbass btw hisss

  • @zackerypainter7881
    @zackerypainter7881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I've heard the term "Linux can't get viruses!" I know first-hand this is extremely false. We had some servers that got infected many times because of bad decisions on some of the other users on the system.

    • @venmasters21
      @venmasters21 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Linux is pretty cool anyhow.

    • @byekou
      @byekou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well duh, it has codes running fam
      ofc its virus-able

    • @cuylersloan417
      @cuylersloan417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrDankTM hello dumbass btw hisss

  • @swanoflove6833
    @swanoflove6833 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love your word usage of Troglodyte, I'll be using that word now ^^

  • @varellep2712
    @varellep2712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "cHRomeBoOk Don'T GeT ViRUses!1!1!1!"

    • @bungershmunger3455
      @bungershmunger3455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They don't, because they don't do anything more than my 6 year old tablet without internet

    • @cybercallie2878
      @cybercallie2878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bungershmunger3455 yes. my sisters has broken 4 times. the same way.

    • @officerthundercock2793
      @officerthundercock2793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i have a chromebook and it work fine its an apple

    • @dott3dlines
      @dott3dlines 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@officerthundercock2793 an apple chromebook? what are you talking about??

  • @bann3d232
    @bann3d232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Well, I still stand by apple being a mega waste of money even more now

  • @J.R.Swish1
    @J.R.Swish1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    3:03
    *Everyone liked that*

    • @J.R.Swish1
      @J.R.Swish1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *except for other TH-camrs*

  • @blackneos940
    @blackneos940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There was a guy at a local Bible study group I went to (I refer to the room in the parent factory as the musical chairs room, since no one stays there long). Anyway, he was really nice. Really. He even offered me a free meal at his restaurant. Why, I don't know. I'm not in serious need of money. But the one thing he said that really got to me, was, in a smug tone: "Macs don't GET viruses". He also asked about me getting his iPad up and running as a Server. He seemed totally Tech-illiterate as far as those things went, but again, he was very kind. It just bugs me is all... Oh, hey, I made a pun there.

  • @herreiklar
    @herreiklar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "ShadyProgramm1234" is really something to watch out for

  • @bruhmomenat6910
    @bruhmomenat6910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Man I don't know, that free v-bucks app seems legit

  • @pw6002
    @pw6002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    3:58 "lose lose needs to be updated"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @danknessintensifies4963
    @danknessintensifies4963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I cracked my knuckles at the same time you snapped your fingers.

  • @crazyjaks1095
    @crazyjaks1095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    what i also heard is: "macs are safer against hackers trying to get into your system"
    meanwhile I know 3 ways to get into a mac using intended and unintended features

  • @DarkAnarchy666
    @DarkAnarchy666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I wanna spend my day off tomorrow watching your videos Muta :(
    A good way to spend valentine's alone.

    • @TheAlienKangaroo
      @TheAlienKangaroo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'll just be spending Valentine's day looking forward to the 15th for the reduced sale Reese's
      I'll prolly spend time watching vids too

  • @SunRa-
    @SunRa- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Do you, or anyone, use Avast? Let me know what you think of it.

    • @littleplague5988
      @littleplague5988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's very meh.... I didn't care for it personally. Especially if you are not using audio and it decided to update "Virus database has been updated." Full blast out of your speakers.

    • @NXDf7
      @NXDf7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nope havent used it for years, dont use any antivirus, all of em scam. If you really want good protection, go with kaspersky, but personally dont run any antivirus.

    • @georgewilson7432
      @georgewilson7432 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kaspersky is decent.

    • @SunRa-
      @SunRa- 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you all.

    • @blurberrycreative1996
      @blurberrycreative1996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you play video games, Avast is isnt very convenient but they do have a gamer mode lol. I'd recommend Malwarebytes or just doing what Mutahar said, "use adblock, dont download shady applications and look into your soul and find some common sense" 😂

  • @blehmeh9889
    @blehmeh9889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:15
    Actually, the "Lose-Lose" game, while technically malware, isn't a virus and isn't even completely malicious.
    The game explicitly informs you at the very beginning that each alien represents a file on your computer, and killing said aliens will delete the file while incrementing your score. The ship represents the lose-lose program, so dying means that the ship gets destroyed and the lose-lose application itself is deleted.
    Lose-Lose was very transparent about it's intentions, and as a result, isn't really a "nasty" computer virus but rather an indie art house project that some neanderthals may have downloaded without a care or pause in the world only to wonder why system32 disappeared.
    It's a pretty interesting idea about exploring player intentions and real world consequences in games.

  • @rassadi46
    @rassadi46 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hi mutahar what's up man. Love your vids thanks for the content.

  • @AbstractMight
    @AbstractMight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Funny how I just got an antivirus ad as soon as I clicked on this.

  • @fabriziomayorcoloma1332
    @fabriziomayorcoloma1332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I have uninstalled all antiviruses from my computer since 2017 and still no viruses lol (i still check my computer every time i download something)

    • @draedwu
      @draedwu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      virus cant get in your pc if its not downloading or connected to the internet

    • @tilburg8683
      @tilburg8683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah I haven't used those in forever either, I sometimes download free ones to check up every so often, I mean I want to download certain things and they are only on sketchy websites, like swords and sandals 2 for example, although it seems legit though, it has some text file saying what to do and Calling the Reader a cunt or something like that.

    • @psionikal
      @psionikal 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrDankTM is the definition of trite.

    • @aptomedia4731
      @aptomedia4731 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Unless a worm gets in, then you might be a bit fucked. Unless you know something about your computer.

    • @halfmanhalfpuppet3641
      @halfmanhalfpuppet3641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Virus total is awesome though. If you want to download something, just run it on their website.

  • @kittycoma
    @kittycoma 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    let’s put an old myth that everyone knows doesn’t hold up at all anymore to rest.. good job man

  • @KRDP
    @KRDP 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    im starting to like this channel and your content. dude youre making me feel better to know that using adblockerpro and antivirus like mcafee and norton360 help protect us. appreciate it muta keep up this good work

  • @MsPrettyLate
    @MsPrettyLate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm listening to animal crossing ost while watching this video and it's great

  • @Jammyiscool
    @Jammyiscool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "tHaTs wHY tHIs viDeO iS sPoNsORed bY NORD VPN!"

  • @Very.Nice.
    @Very.Nice. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is why i always get my free songs securely through installers

  • @RUINERS
    @RUINERS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Muta at the end of the video: WORLD IS ENDING WERE ALL FUCKED
    me: oh shit oh fuck
    Outro music: plays
    me: forgot everything and start groovin

  • @cinnmondotpng
    @cinnmondotpng 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3 more days until this is a year old

  • @DavidCrypt
    @DavidCrypt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Muta: says it’s ok to use Adblock even tho he will lose money
    Me, an intellectual: *pauses Adblock when watching muta*

    • @FluffyDoesStuff
      @FluffyDoesStuff 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      hello david, i literally see you everywhere

  • @doge7831
    @doge7831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    «Macs dont get PC viruses.»
    «They get Mac viruses.»

  • @ADarnSmore
    @ADarnSmore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    using a mac because you have less of a chance to get a virus is like going to the hospital for a paper cut

  • @lucki_iscool317
    @lucki_iscool317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    me: watching on a mac
    also me: ah shit, here we go again

  • @drperkyreal4686
    @drperkyreal4686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Funny thing, the title is almost exactly what my dad said when he forced me to get a Mac instead of an actually good computer for my first computer
    Within like 2 days it got a virus

    • @doorstopper674
      @doorstopper674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *curb your viruses*

    • @doorstopper674
      @doorstopper674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @I recommend you to Stan BLACKPINK thats not really an achievment

    • @doorstopper674
      @doorstopper674 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @I recommend you to Stan BLACKPINK it was phrased like an achievment

    • @drperkyreal4686
      @drperkyreal4686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I recommend you to Stan BLACKPINK all I did was download tf2 off of steam and then it started alerting me frequently that I had a virus and I needed to pay to get them removed

    • @drperkyreal4686
      @drperkyreal4686 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I recommend you to Stan BLACKPINK isn’t youtube supposed to be free

  • @princefoxv
    @princefoxv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    God I remember when I got one of these "virus checkers" on my old RCA tablet

  • @deltavii7499
    @deltavii7499 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Muta back at it again with the club lights.