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  • @TheTrytix
    @TheTrytix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19001

    Mark: "Blues, Snooze."
    Bob: *Sneezes in autotune*

  • @sparrowparadise
    @sparrowparadise 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15647

    "Blues. Snoose.
    HaPOOF"
    what a wonderful way to start an episode.

    • @garrettreese3198
      @garrettreese3198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Lol.

    • @dangerdean9066
      @dangerdean9066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      You right

    • @brydon-halohunter
      @brydon-halohunter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      During another stream, Bob smashed his finger on his microphone about 2 minutes in.

    • @DraegonHeckman
      @DraegonHeckman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      if you have the captions on it says (bob: sneezes in auto-tune)

    • @juicymoose8968
      @juicymoose8968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      haplouiflf

  • @matthewroddick9737
    @matthewroddick9737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11668

    "Bloose. Snooze."
    *"Häpœûgh!!"*
    Excellent beginning.

    • @irgendwerausbayern1999
      @irgendwerausbayern1999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +314

      Close to my version: Æpöœûgh!

    • @singleplayer286
      @singleplayer286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +342

      "Translate to English"

    • @Shad0wSlayer07
      @Shad0wSlayer07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@singleplayer286 ye

    • @yes_____
      @yes_____ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      @@Shad0wSlayer07 “ye” (translate to English) “ye”

    • @oneinazillion4364
      @oneinazillion4364 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I like that this comment has an option to be translated to English

  • @starboy3860
    @starboy3860 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1889

    18:23
    Mark looks genuinely like "shit is this how wade is about to announce a child?" Then super relieved lol

    • @plexyglass429
      @plexyglass429 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      I wouldn't say relived, just taken avack that its even a possibility

    • @korumi_gachaz
      @korumi_gachaz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@plexyglass429 ya

  • @ashleywalker7568
    @ashleywalker7568 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8178

    "You left footed mushroom wielder!" very good wade

    • @olivierr.5752
      @olivierr.5752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      If someone actually said that to me, it would destroy what's left of my self-esteem

    • @stephendavies9879
      @stephendavies9879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      They call marks mushroom the punisher

    • @zippylamb
      @zippylamb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      “You four-card taking card taker!”

    • @watermelon2692
      @watermelon2692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I looked down to the comments 2 seconds before he said that and this was the first comment I saw

    • @mrbadger4375
      @mrbadger4375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      U goth

  • @mfurt929
    @mfurt929 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5153

    The 4 horsemen of the apocalypse
    - "What the F*** Barbara!?"
    - "You are gonna laugh..."
    - "You guys playing uno?"
    - "You right"

    • @justapurplefedora2455
      @justapurplefedora2455 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Michael Furtado Comparing Their UNO series’ Barbra and Stranger Thing’s Barbra makes me have confused feelings about Barbra.

    • @WD_Gaster66
      @WD_Gaster66 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @I don’t like Lgbt people Nobody cares

    • @user-ep2te9wx8f
      @user-ep2te9wx8f 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Michael Furtado u right

    • @liammorris9372
      @liammorris9372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Michael Furtado What about “heart of the cards”? :P

    • @mfurt929
      @mfurt929 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@liammorris9372 I could only come up with those 4 but that would've been smarter.

  • @potatopowers6601
    @potatopowers6601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5031

    “Old town road, take me home”
    “CALIFORNIAAAA!”

    • @evantambolang3052
      @evantambolang3052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Better than original

    • @StoppedEmu67
      @StoppedEmu67 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      thats 2 songs mixed. which one is better than the original?

    • @depressedorca7995
      @depressedorca7995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      You’re a wanted man, Mr. Morgan.

    • @kpoper4lyf
      @kpoper4lyf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is chaotic

    • @unprankable666
      @unprankable666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      How to anger every country music fan in five seconds.

  • @sydneycarpenter1636
    @sydneycarpenter1636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3988

    I love how it sounded like wade was going to announce a pregnancy and everyone got quiet waiting for it but then he just says “I’m not a father it’s just a sexual name I want you to refer to me as.

  • @jackie-tk9641
    @jackie-tk9641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8057

    Imagine if they did Shakespearian curses.
    Mark: "I bite MY thumb at YOU, sir!"
    Wade: "DID YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT MEEE?"
    Bob: "No! I bite my thumb at both of you!"

    • @minnabaru341
      @minnabaru341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +387

      "What, you egg?"

    • @boomeronet7888
      @boomeronet7888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      Young fry of treachery!

    • @boomeronet7888
      @boomeronet7888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Saucy rogue! Etc etc

    • @scoot-scoot51341
      @scoot-scoot51341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Away, you three inch fool! I am no beast.

    • @morphyanimates7749
      @morphyanimates7749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      JackieTK Draws
      Lol I just got done watching Romeo and Juliet!

  • @frost4686
    @frost4686 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11706

    Mark without cursing is like non-alcoholic beer

    • @DavidFrostbite
      @DavidFrostbite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Apt

    • @folkuey_artster
      @folkuey_artster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      Oh...you right

    • @Paradox_Edge
      @Paradox_Edge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      @@folkuey_artster YOU RIGHT!

    • @emopandaa
      @emopandaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Why isn't this the top comment 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂

    • @juliansedor7101
      @juliansedor7101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      This is very amusing because of Mark's issues with alcohol.

  • @Astarust
    @Astarust 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1381

    11:51
    Wade: *Very sad Elmo noise*
    Bob: Yeah take that, *Elmo*
    Wade in an Elmo voice: Elmo loves to danc-*OH!*

    • @emptyaccount9821
      @emptyaccount9821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      this timestamp is a blessing

    • @peebledeeble
      @peebledeeble 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      funniest shit i’ve ever watched

  • @lainnin
    @lainnin ปีที่แล้ว +218

    Bob's autotune sneeze has been my phones notification sound for a year. It still makes me laugh every time

    • @junebunny0712
      @junebunny0712 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Lol

    • @AnOriginalSpin
      @AnOriginalSpin 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      is it still your notification sound

    • @kapkan6930
      @kapkan6930 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      is it still your notification sound

    • @Alizudo
      @Alizudo 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I need a copy of the audio file, please

  • @a.j.theman893
    @a.j.theman893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1952

    4:10
    Mark: You're just making Lixian do more work
    (Angry Lixian noises paired with animation)

    • @a.j.theman893
      @a.j.theman893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@opposedlime Thank you.

    • @seemslegit614
      @seemslegit614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm your 1500th like (is this a trend now btw)

    • @a.j.theman893
      @a.j.theman893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@seemslegit614 Awesome. I like this trend.

  • @anotheravatarlover5207
    @anotheravatarlover5207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5359

    Mark: *literally puts the word _'DEMONITIZATION'_ in the title
    TH-cam: *TRENDING FOR GAMING!*

    • @Icantfindthefork
      @Icantfindthefork 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      0:09

    • @bunko_fuck4379
      @bunko_fuck4379 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Wildy Duce your point?

    • @l1messss
      @l1messss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Susan was having a coffee shortage

    • @chlomo9638
      @chlomo9638 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Description: WaDE DisLocaTED hiS HAnd

    • @vistagreat9994
      @vistagreat9994 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@bunko_fuck4379 his point is that it was funny and he laughed

  • @keirstynkat
    @keirstynkat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2066

    Bob: **skips wade**
    Wade: [sad Elmo noise]
    Bob: yeah take that, Elmo
    Wade, using Elmo voice: Elmo loves to dance- *OH*

    • @MasterSparkZe
      @MasterSparkZe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I love that part XD

    • @yellow0reos337
      @yellow0reos337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Time stamp?

    • @MasterSparkZe
      @MasterSparkZe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@yellow0reos337 11:51 :3

    • @toyjam2
      @toyjam2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It was such a good impression! Way to go Wade!😁

    • @MasterSparkZe
      @MasterSparkZe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@toyjam2 That OH was the best also I love how he didn't say anything weird with the Elmo voice XD

  • @theycallmeklee
    @theycallmeklee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5310

    Mark: "This is what it means to go even further beyond!"
    *Unus Annus flashbacks*

    • @nateds7326
      @nateds7326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      *You close?*

    • @eva8533
      @eva8533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Let it die
      Please

    • @sineadlucas3682
      @sineadlucas3682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      I remember seeing comments like this on Unus Annus videos, saying that it reminded people of these videos. Finally, it has come full circle

    • @Kmcauley_05TV
      @Kmcauley_05TV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      PLUS ULTRA!!!!
      Edit: If you don't understand where this Is from, it's from My Hero Academia, an anime

    • @ThyRandomGuy
      @ThyRandomGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      To all the people saying let it die, it's memento mori, not damnatio memoriae. The whole point of the channel was that all we had left after the year was the memories, not to pretend like it didn't exist at all, just like what you would do with a loved one that passed.

  • @jetblackchamp
    @jetblackchamp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4818

    "You back-stabbing, card-taking, left footed mushroom-wielder!"
    - Wade whenever the hell they recorded this

    • @you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband
      @you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      The same day they recorded bigfoot.

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      16:00

    • @acekabogen
      @acekabogen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      As a person who is left footed, I do not find this insult offensive

    • @norafassler5183
      @norafassler5183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@acekabogen reclaiming a slur 😌

    • @umm9745
      @umm9745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Press that like button and make it 1k, you flashy-eyed belly basher!!

  • @mintmainia
    @mintmainia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2565

    0:02 replay button of Bob’s sneeze
    ”Thanks me!”
    ”You’re welcome, myself!”

    • @autumnsmith1600
      @autumnsmith1600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      MintMainia Thank you xD it was by far the best way to start an episode xD

    • @mintmainia
      @mintmainia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Autumn Smith you’re very welcome!🤣

    • @DB_887
      @DB_887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Ha PoOfh

    • @Boncaaa
      @Boncaaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It sounds like some kind of food you’d take in a Mario game and it did something to you

    • @ivangreywood547
      @ivangreywood547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Sounds like bob got punched while zipping up his jacket

  • @superapm9620
    @superapm9620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3061

    0:02 - Snoose
    1:14 - Hello everybody
    3:21 - Thanks buddy
    3:56 - ****
    5:00 - Jump on mysel...
    5:28 - PGfied
    7:48 - What did I do!?!
    8:36 - PGfied pt2
    11:12 - Drawing on purpose
    11:30 - Reverse that at you!!
    11:51 - Elmo
    12:37 - That's an interesting turn of events
    13:54 - _Waaaait_ a minute....
    14:40 - _Eviiiil_
    15:50 - Why would you go for me?
    16:53 - I dare you to play it on yourself
    18:18 - Daddi
    18:59 - Chomper got me!!
    19:25 - Zearo
    20:17 - This is what you get Bo-_Nooooooooo!!_
    23:05 - *How's it taste!?!*
    23:44 - *_AAAAA!!_*
    24:38 - _Well hey thanks for asking_
    25:10 - Jump in

    • @Bizzap1
      @Bizzap1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Oh, thanks

    • @lowheadvarney158
      @lowheadvarney158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Make this into a compilation please omg

    • @braxtonjaneway5557
      @braxtonjaneway5557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ty flando

    • @Ragan31687
      @Ragan31687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Thanks man. Must have taken you a long time to make this comment.

    • @Rexi20
      @Rexi20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      u god

  • @plutoniumparker3849
    @plutoniumparker3849 ปีที่แล้ว +986

    The best part about the auto tune sneeze was that afterwards, Bob was like "That's not how I thought that would sound."
    He intentionally sneezed into auto tune to see what would happen LOLOLOL
    And no one caught onto that. Or cared

  • @Violet-hg8oe
    @Violet-hg8oe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +609

    "YoU FLaT FootEd PaNts weArEr! "
    Way to get em' Mark

    • @acewildcard1243
      @acewildcard1243 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @I don’t like Lgbt people Oh my God it's you! Weren't you the one who said marks niece deserved to die?! I thought you hated Mark!

    • @marsglare
      @marsglare 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don’t like Lgbt people bruh this dude is a bitch talking about TH-camrs family members then self promoting on marks channel

    • @acewildcard1243
      @acewildcard1243 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@marsglare that's who I thought it was. Screw off you sexist flat footed pants wearer!

    • @marsglare
      @marsglare 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That One Cool Gamer I think??????

    • @marsglare
      @marsglare 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That One Cool Gamer I didn’t really say anything about gay people

  • @mister_sinisterz1191
    @mister_sinisterz1191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1277

    Mark: Don't you dare curse
    Wade: I didn't, I stopped myself for you.....F###!

    • @drifterkidz1714
      @drifterkidz1714 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      4:07

    • @certified_ch33seyt29
      @certified_ch33seyt29 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      SportzSoldier15 GD 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @quintonragin
      @quintonragin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      TF YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT

    • @elliot8688
      @elliot8688 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why doesn’t mark curse any more?

  • @kestrel7493
    @kestrel7493 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1540

    Where's the episode where Mark ONLY uses pre recorded lines and sees how long till the others notice

    • @Tiny_Fishy
      @Tiny_Fishy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Do you mean "WADE LITERALLY EXPLODES IN RAGE | UNO" ? Because that´s one of my favorites and he uses the pre-recorded thingy alot :p

    • @amandarose1031
      @amandarose1031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Tiny Fishy same here! Love that one, although I tend to watch the episodes a lot 😆 because they’re great

    • @synicat7839
      @synicat7839 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Barbara

    • @Tiny_Fishy
      @Tiny_Fishy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@synicat7839 u right!

    • @thishandleisntavai1able023
      @thishandleisntavai1able023 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      you riight

  • @aimrurt5980
    @aimrurt5980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1188

    Mark: Blues. Snooze.
    Bob: _ApEwEhEw_

  • @neighborlytoad-3938
    @neighborlytoad-3938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4797

    video: *is 27 minutes worth of content*
    everyone in the comments: “haha bob sneeze funny”

    • @StemNoodle
      @StemNoodle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      Yes.
      But still...
      hapLoOuF

    • @mx.l0verb0y
      @mx.l0verb0y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Because it’s hilarious 😌🤣

    • @neighborlytoad-3938
      @neighborlytoad-3938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @Hannah Smith lol i’m not!! that’s nothing to get mad about haha

    • @dormammusofat
      @dormammusofat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Hannah Smith Issa joke

    • @largeboy5577
      @largeboy5577 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hapoof

  • @Marshushu
    @Marshushu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2195

    Gonna be honest, I thought Markiplier said
    "My moms is asian."
    Instead of-
    "My monetization"

    • @supahstarwarrior6942
      @supahstarwarrior6942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      He's not wrong

    • @folkuey_artster
      @folkuey_artster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      Either way it's correct

    • @Sparkle-hn1vr
      @Sparkle-hn1vr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      i would like this comment but its at sixty nine so have fun

    • @Marshushu
      @Marshushu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Sparkle-hn1vr
      You're now my favourite person xD

    • @Sparkle-hn1vr
      @Sparkle-hn1vr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Marshushu what's this 'favorite person' i hear you speak of? Im afraid i havnt heard of this concept before XD

  • @SpecCmdr013
    @SpecCmdr013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +801

    "I'm not joking, somehow Wade managed to dislocate his own hand in a fit of rage... You have to see it to believe it!"... again?

    • @tiki-nagasvoice7919
      @tiki-nagasvoice7919 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was wondering why he said that again X3

    • @unlucky134
      @unlucky134 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      so nice it happened twice

  • @TheResidentevilfan99
    @TheResidentevilfan99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1976

    TH-cam: uses demonetization card
    Mark: *Say sike right now.*

    • @huhimhere170
      @huhimhere170 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Your profile pic...
      Oh
      Oh no

    • @TheResidentevilfan99
      @TheResidentevilfan99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@huhimhere170 oh yes

    • @sama-tg8qx
      @sama-tg8qx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ricardo Milos your profile is everything

    • @huhimhere170
      @huhimhere170 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TheResidentevilfan99 do I have permission to kill the dead meme

    • @AlphaLegion-2
      @AlphaLegion-2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      :D

  • @something_strange3086
    @something_strange3086 5 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    "Take me hoooome old town roadd, cAlifornIaA"
    Me...a west virginian: **implodes**

    • @K_8T
      @K_8T 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      XD LOL

    • @Vincent-wg8ij
      @Vincent-wg8ij 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ayyyeee same

    • @reverendliu
      @reverendliu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      solidarity

    • @blucor
      @blucor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      its west Virginia *

    • @JumbleDrops
      @JumbleDrops 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Im a West Virginian too! :3

  • @sammycool4049
    @sammycool4049 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1475

    It’s “Oh sir, the insult simulator” all over again...

    • @Chaos_Incarnet
      @Chaos_Incarnet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      basically

    • @CatholicNiko
      @CatholicNiko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Facts

    • @bromanr7209
      @bromanr7209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      ummm actually its "oh sir! the insult simulator" *adjust glasses*

    • @jakeruss1508
      @jakeruss1508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Sammy Cool, Your cousin’s car smelt of elderberries and secretly admires your face, and that’s all I have to say about that!

    • @sammycool4049
      @sammycool4049 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Bro force 321, it’s adjusts glasses, not “adjust glasses.”

  • @eldaroses.g.r.7945
    @eldaroses.g.r.7945 2 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    I want, just once, Lixian to actually play Uno with them.

  • @mr.unicum
    @mr.unicum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +822

    I've been repeating that sneeze at 0:03 for some time now and I'm pretty sure I'm gonna choke on my laughter

    • @slayer4501
      @slayer4501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lmaoooo right? 😂😂😂

    • @phantomray1648
      @phantomray1648 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Put it in 0.5 speed... your welcome. 🤣

    • @nope496
      @nope496 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@phantomray1648 that sneeze.. then the wheeze 😂

    • @AshMan396
      @AshMan396 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It sounds like he’s spitting.

    • @phantomray1648
      @phantomray1648 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Avacrido :V right?! 🤣

  • @hoodii3794
    @hoodii3794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +992

    *Wade:* I threw money at a problem...
    And the problem went away.
    I logics.

    • @TheResidentevilfan99
      @TheResidentevilfan99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I threw money at a thug and he ran away with it.
      So I guess it works.

    • @xilogex7403
      @xilogex7403 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @I don’t like Lgbt people oh god

    • @SKII7LES
      @SKII7LES 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As I read this I heard it in the video 😂

    • @WD_Gaster66
      @WD_Gaster66 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@xilogex7403 Just report him, he's everywhere and he's dumb like a rock

    • @Somerandomperson-hl1kt
      @Somerandomperson-hl1kt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Life Is Random haven’t you played assassin’s creed? That’s a game where it works :)

  • @akurei4532
    @akurei4532 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1356

    Bob: *Sneezes*
    Literally no one:
    Mark: *Actually dies*

    • @cpi3267
      @cpi3267 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      it's someone, it's BOB

    • @akurei4532
      @akurei4532 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Julio Jacob Shit you're right, I was too focused on Mark to notice

    • @shelbyholbert8904
      @shelbyholbert8904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I literally sneezed right after Bob.

    • @nyancat2143
      @nyancat2143 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      No one:
      Bob: Ah-PoOf!
      Everyone: *dies*

    • @user-su6ts9wm1h
      @user-su6ts9wm1h 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      i actually died laughing at it xd

  • @Friday56324
    @Friday56324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +750

    I love how "daddy is a sexual term. DEMONETIZED" was interrupted with a commercial

  • @diabutis
    @diabutis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    Mark: I just want some money for once
    Bob: Hold my beer

    • @e.l.m7342
      @e.l.m7342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "I got money in the bag."

    • @IneedmoresubsOnline
      @IneedmoresubsOnline 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Noahretical STOP MAKING FUN OF ME WITH THAT HEART EVEN IF I DON'T HAVE ONE

  • @graydrawsonline137
    @graydrawsonline137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    TH-cam: *uses demonetization card*
    Mark: *UNO reverse card*

  • @3pggd828
    @3pggd828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1241

    Mark: Bloose, Snooze
    Bob: *Demonic sneeze*

    • @camerondon3712
      @camerondon3712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The way that rhymes reminds me of Blues Clues.
      Never liked that cartoon. Always annoyed me for some reason.

    • @BigBerk765
      @BigBerk765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cameron Don Probably because it was half cartoon and half live-action? That’s why I didn’t like it.

    • @tzulips
      @tzulips 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@BigBerk765 I mean I hated it and they probably hated for a reason on their own, I hated it because it made no sence

    • @JillyCookeMusic
      @JillyCookeMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm the 666th like. You're welcome.

    • @WaffleDogofLegend
      @WaffleDogofLegend 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Angelic

  • @Fluffernutter48_
    @Fluffernutter48_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    back-stabbing card-taking left-footed mushroom-wielder is a god tier insult

  • @lucient.m.8453
    @lucient.m.8453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5916

    man, the autotune sneeze is almost as good as wade going
    "no..."
    "no"
    "No"
    "NO"
    "GOD"
    "WHYYY"
    "YEEEAAAAYEEAH

    • @cats1970
      @cats1970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Put it on slowmo please good Lord

    • @axolotl0424
      @axolotl0424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@Verecundius it's from another game of Uno that Mark posted

    • @XcupcaketimebombX
      @XcupcaketimebombX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Antasma I think it’s either in “Thou shalt be skipped” or “Your gonna laugh”😂

    • @you_gullible_fucc
      @you_gullible_fucc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I'm p sure it's from "A card of a thousand truths" a bit over halfway into the vid

    • @stabbamonroll
      @stabbamonroll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Verecundius i think its on the You're Gonna Laugh vid

  • @laserlemming9221
    @laserlemming9221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Bob: uh
    Mark:Bloos,Snooze
    Bob: *ALIEN NOISE*

    • @swingfire2128
      @swingfire2128 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol!

    • @krewlex_ghost
      @krewlex_ghost 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I didn't even get past the 30 second mark because I was laughing so hard and replaying that moment. So hard that I made some quiet, high pitched squeaks

  • @biamond6960
    @biamond6960 5 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    Pewds and Jack playing minecraft: Join us mark
    Mark: I will
    *When I get money*

    • @cobbsalad7073
      @cobbsalad7073 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Biamond ._. Did they actually say that?

    • @AcelJean
      @AcelJean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are they though? No post today about it

    • @TexanSilver
      @TexanSilver 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *YOU'LL GET YOUR RENT WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!*

    • @pandastrix4082
      @pandastrix4082 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NooooooooooooooooooOoooOOOoOoOoOoOooOOoOoo

    • @allanbaker3958
      @allanbaker3958 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Has Mark played "layers of fear 2" or "thief simulator" yet? Or how about he just uploads 100+ more videos of Amnesia....

  • @NerdyGamer-pg3jq
    @NerdyGamer-pg3jq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    This is honestly the best Uno video they've come out with yet. With Bob's brilliant autotuned sneeze, Wade's uncontrollable rage, and them coming up with random nonsense "insults" while trying not to curse it's a wonderful recipe for chaos.
    *Memento Mori*

    • @Solarrollar
      @Solarrollar 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Memento Mori

  • @niftytechnology7688
    @niftytechnology7688 5 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    Not even a minute into this episode and they already mention “Barbara”

    • @xilogex7403
      @xilogex7403 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @I don’t like Lgbt people Are you actually that desprete

    • @thegooobley1993
      @thegooobley1993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @I don’t like Lgbt people
      No

    • @_The_Dumbass_
      @_The_Dumbass_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ALMOST ONE MINUTE

    • @ethant.presland7438
      @ethant.presland7438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @I don’t like Lgbt people Reported for spam.

    • @mirillis6083
      @mirillis6083 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That One Cool Gamer I’ll do it too

  • @LVcatTale
    @LVcatTale 5 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    Mark: Maybe I'll make some money this time-
    TH-cam: *REVERSE CARD*

    • @ejmwhite6789
      @ejmwhite6789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nice profile pic! I love that game!

    • @Localcatgirl_
      @Localcatgirl_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hey! EJM White, you must be new.... you have a lot to learn...

    • @DHLY
      @DHLY 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      C O N N O R!!! MY BABYYYY

    • @cloey8128
      @cloey8128 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      YOUR PFP IS PURE PERFECTION. MWAH

    • @palettecrow
      @palettecrow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      matching profile pictures.

  • @potato1674
    @potato1674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    ,,Can you stop cursing"
    -said Markiplier
    I absolutely love the UNO Series
    I could watch it all day xD

    • @marivelazquez4116
      @marivelazquez4116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Charlett Sophine right 😂❤️

    • @duketherat2062
      @duketherat2062 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I did

    • @kingfishcakes69
      @kingfishcakes69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Charlett Sophine I’ve watched every video at least 20 times

  • @lmlondog
    @lmlondog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    Mark: "Blues, Snooze"
    Bob: *autotune sneezing*
    Me: *laughing instead of breathing intensifies*

  • @erusdearest
    @erusdearest 5 ปีที่แล้ว +900

    Wade: "Well, I have something to tell you."
    Mark, with the face of fear and curiousity -
    Wade: "I am not a father."
    Mark, relief.

    • @_Michaelis_
      @_Michaelis_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      "But i want you to call me daddy"

    • @Dogaojuiz
      @Dogaojuiz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@_Michaelis_ *no*

    • @galaxyvulture6649
      @galaxyvulture6649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Dogaojuiz *Yes*

    • @JungleEnjoyer2130
      @JungleEnjoyer2130 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey just to tell u ur at 666 likes

    • @erusdearest
      @erusdearest 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JungleEnjoyer2130 Thank you, sad I missed the golden moment.

  • @samjanthablinks
    @samjanthablinks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    “Stop cursing my monetization”
    Five seconds later
    “Oh F***”

    • @summerglassleaves3073
      @summerglassleaves3073 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @I don’t like Lgbt people how were you "brave" enough to make that name

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don’t like Lgbt people
      No

    • @auroraofclanborealis
      @auroraofclanborealis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why dose Mark suddenly care about demonetization. He play fnafb for god's sake!

    • @thegooobley1993
      @thegooobley1993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @I don’t like Lgbt people No
      I never will

    • @meatman9682
      @meatman9682 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      nice profile picture.

  • @spyder976
    @spyder976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    I need an audio clip of Mark yelling "IIIIIIIII'M JUMPING IN!"

  • @williamshakespeare987
    @williamshakespeare987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +789

    this all is very sad to watch after knowing the fact that mark, in fact is not real

  • @fabigrepo2
    @fabigrepo2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2454

    @Markiplier The translator changed your Title and description to insult someone and also to make ad for himself...

    • @MithrilSludge6541
      @MithrilSludge6541 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Bump

    • @konradzukowski213
      @konradzukowski213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      Can confirm that. On polish version, title says to fuck a TH-camr named JT and he puts a link to some other TH-camr to frame him.

    • @idiotfriend6755
      @idiotfriend6755 5 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      Oh boy someone found a way to make TH-cam fall apart even more.....how sarcastically wonderful

    • @gameseeker6307
      @gameseeker6307 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      But its auto gen
      Did he remove a translation option?

    • @Lyrantes
      @Lyrantes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Apparently the person being advertised in the desc. doesn't have anything to do with it, and since there's no evidence against him that means you shouldn't say that the ad is for himself.

  • @wolf-e580
    @wolf-e580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1227

    According to the game grumps, bleeping still registers as a swear to the algorithm.
    Also according to the game grumps, you just have to be swear free for the first minute of the video

    • @feepentertainment6752
      @feepentertainment6752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Lol Wade literally cursed at 0:59.

    • @heirtoroma4152
      @heirtoroma4152 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Feep Entertainment Nope, he rolls over juuuust at 1:00

    • @griffsivyer1336
      @griffsivyer1336 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mark translator giving jt hate look at vid by jt trust me and r/jacksepticeye and r/markiplier on reddit

    • @plink4017
      @plink4017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Yeah, censoring like that even counts- Imagine playing a game that has a lot of loud beeping noises :')

    • @bananya6020
      @bananya6020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      i wonder if a new meta will happen where the first minute is just blank silence and then the video begins

  • @gummygoo2
    @gummygoo2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Mark: "blues... snooze..."
    Bob: **snoozes into his mic literally 1 second after Mark said that**

    • @logancuda4624
      @logancuda4624 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Snoozes?

    • @hershey9935
      @hershey9935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He sneezed before ( it was streamed ) hence Mark’s “ bloos. Snoos. “

    • @randompasserbyer
      @randompasserbyer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bob had a sneezing fit and on the third sneeze, tried to autotune it.

    • @Seanana_
      @Seanana_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@randompasserbyer TRIED? it was gold. He also said pussy, it was great

    • @gummygoo2
      @gummygoo2 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@randompasserbyer TriED? The auto tune on it makes it x10 funnier!

  • @Mr.Brightside1
    @Mr.Brightside1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    0:14 Mark’s cry-laughter adds years to my life-span

  • @tiny_kowmaeda4515
    @tiny_kowmaeda4515 5 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    I’ve been sitting here for 6 minutes laughing at bobs noise at the beginning.

    • @DavidFrostbite
      @DavidFrostbite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I actually think that would work as a pretty good ringtone.

    • @kevinwise1997
      @kevinwise1997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      What the hell was that, did he sneeze? Dear God my stomach hurts from laughing!!

    • @prosebuds5124
      @prosebuds5124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same shshshsh

    • @lilpeepkin6121
      @lilpeepkin6121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SAME XDDDD

    • @maxjohnson6264
      @maxjohnson6264 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Play it at .25 speed it is great 😂😂

  • @corarodgers948
    @corarodgers948 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Bob: *Sneeze*
    Me: *Repeats this clip over and forgets to watch the rest of the video.*

    • @springyadhdd3843
      @springyadhdd3843 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      same here I'll give you the clip 0:02

    • @admiralgamingpro9143
      @admiralgamingpro9143 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Samr

    • @b.psy.g
      @b.psy.g 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Its scary how you did the exact thing I did

    • @TheGodofdrawing
      @TheGodofdrawing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean I can't blame you... Its not everyday someone sneezes like Donald Duck.

  • @Little_Red_Gaming
    @Little_Red_Gaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    Let's all be honest here, Mark's laugh is like the best thing to hear when you want something to make you feel better. Mark, your laugh is the best thing ever!

    • @judestarbabypup
      @judestarbabypup 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Honest ♡

    • @DownUnderPunk
      @DownUnderPunk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Half the time my laugh sounds like his so when I’m watching it’s like his laugh echoes.

    • @cro.artwork
      @cro.artwork 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fiefer Woods I agree, honestly I’m slowing developing a crush on him

    • @freshoutoftheoven2782
      @freshoutoftheoven2782 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      To be honest

    • @MrsCurioCheerio
      @MrsCurioCheerio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bob’s laugh is pretty majestical too

  • @SteampunkHorse
    @SteampunkHorse ปีที่แล้ว +22

    19:10 *_distraught_* "He's got as many reds as two!"
    20:06 the way Wade said "little hat" amuses me
    23:56 really admire Mark's "AAAHH!!"

  • @shaye_butter
    @shaye_butter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1185

    Mark: You... flashy eyed b-
    TH-cam: *plays 15 second unskippable ad*
    Me: .....

    • @AlienArtist
      @AlienArtist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Shaye_Serena elly basher

    • @strawberryduchess656
      @strawberryduchess656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Shaye_Serena but hey.
      He got monetized

    • @ezekielbaskerville2710
      @ezekielbaskerville2710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I got to "belly bash-" before the ad...

    • @zanertheslayer2407
      @zanertheslayer2407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wow, even TH-cam ads have the most comedic timing... LOL!

    • @devyl3057
      @devyl3057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's when you quickly exit out and click it again. If another ad... do again

  • @ThePelicanMan
    @ThePelicanMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6063

    Lets all be honest.
    Regular TH-cam just became basically TH-cam kids

  • @herculeskerschnerferreira3805
    @herculeskerschnerferreira3805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +917

    So the translators issue are affecting Markiplier as well. I hope he knows about it and that bangla fz1 get his channel taken down or something

    • @MithrilSludge6541
      @MithrilSludge6541 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bump

    • @MrsCurioCheerio
      @MrsCurioCheerio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      How did this issue just start for these big channels...? Are people just taking advantage of this now or is it a technical problem

    • @urgotbostero
      @urgotbostero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@MrsCurioCheerio people is just taking advantage of it, but TH-cam finally banned the channel that was self-promoting in pewds videos

    • @evapapikyan5642
      @evapapikyan5642 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      MrsCurioCheerio it sucks really 😕

    • @dumpyt2336
      @dumpyt2336 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr he got 24M subs from that

  • @kitkatpita6703
    @kitkatpita6703 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    “You PICKLE PUSHER!”
    -Mark, yelling at Bob during UNO, 2019

  • @peytonwm
    @peytonwm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    That sneeze could be a great sound effect in a song 😂 Someone please remix that!!!

    • @randomreaper2295
      @randomreaper2295 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That sneeze made my day lmao

    • @vimiuss6750
      @vimiuss6750 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That would sound good

    • @RicelingOfficial
      @RicelingOfficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I literally was JUST thinking about that!!! I may... 🤔

  • @potatonope9774
    @potatonope9774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    Can we take a moment to appreciate lixian glitching the screen whenever their audio glitched? Because that is some grade A editing and attention to detail

    • @SamanthaLaurier
      @SamanthaLaurier ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Lixian is an S-tier editor. The small details make everything so much better

  • @quentinfisher7686
    @quentinfisher7686 5 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    Is this another episode of Oh Sir the Insult Simulator? I love that game!

    • @subsnovids-eq4yk
      @subsnovids-eq4yk 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Quentin Fisher why no comments lol.

    • @supernova582
      @supernova582 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're hovercraft dress like your country and had a steaming rump with. Sips tea. You're boss and you know it to be true!

  • @rachelf.6612
    @rachelf.6612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Mark, Bob and Wade: *saying weird alternatives to curse words*
    Me, horrified: just say fU ck

  • @abigailmanning1730
    @abigailmanning1730 5 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    No one:
    No one at all:
    Bob: You’re a straight up BOOGER SNATCHER

    • @academicninja8532
      @academicninja8532 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think that's what the Boogie Man actually is!

  • @irgendwerausbayern1999
    @irgendwerausbayern1999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    M: "Blues... snooze"
    B: *ÆPÖŒÛGH!*
    M: *bursts out in uncontrollable laughter*

    • @robjohnsonmusicandgaming
      @robjohnsonmusicandgaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I've seen several comments that attempted to spell that moment, and this is by FAR the best.

    • @irgendwerausbayern1999
      @irgendwerausbayern1999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@robjohnsonmusicandgaming glad you like it!

    • @vampier97
      @vampier97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same I've seen this so many times, gets me EVERY time

  • @jeycrolla
    @jeycrolla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +740

    everyone's getting upset about their inability to cuss, but ngl it increases the funny factor by at least 3x

    • @TheStickiestNotes
      @TheStickiestNotes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I agree, swearing is becoming not really funny so seeing them trying to NOT swear is quite amusing

    • @CrystalRose1111
      @CrystalRose1111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Some 90s Slasher Disagree
      Funny is subjective, and cursing can be funny when used appropriately

    • @krisdoesart9643
      @krisdoesart9643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I thought them trying to cobble up random insults on the fly was significantly funnier than just screaming *"fUCK YOU"* every time

    • @cadmallard
      @cadmallard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@CrystalRose1111 if funny is subjective how can you say cursing can be funny if used correctly as if it’s a fact?

    • @elliotwintersdemanagabei9437
      @elliotwintersdemanagabei9437 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@cadmallard Because it is a fact? Cursing all the time is just... well, normal, and like anything else, can be funny in the appropriate scenario.

  • @shadophaxx2401
    @shadophaxx2401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    When Bob said “egh PÆŒOÖØGh”
    I felt that

  • @TheGamerInDisguise
    @TheGamerInDisguise 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3092

    Mark: “You’ve been calling yourself daddy a lot lately.”
    Wade: “Well I got something to tell ya...”
    Me: “OMG IS MOLLY-“
    Wade: “I’m not a father.”
    Me: “DAMMIT!”

    • @kojurokatakura8433
      @kojurokatakura8433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      …………………………………

    • @felix56p
      @felix56p 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Evan Sharp 18:22

    • @GreetingsFineCitizen
      @GreetingsFineCitizen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      I honestly thought that Wade was going to say that he was pregnant

    • @boomeronet7888
      @boomeronet7888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@GreetingsFineCitizen he??? :)

    • @burningfox4974
      @burningfox4974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      BenefitsBens yes He. Pregnancy has been a sexist act for a while now, “Only women can get pregnant” and we call ourself equal...Wade is a trail-blazer in Male Pregnancy.

  • @lorimilinazzo4115
    @lorimilinazzo4115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    6:33 Wade’s laugh was so cute, it might have sounded weird but it was cute all the same!
    11:51 Wade has a great Elmo impression! It was pretty funny

  • @avery1093
    @avery1093 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    This game never fails to physically, mentally, and emotionally harm Wade and I love it

    • @zawarrudo3930
      @zawarrudo3930 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I cant fidn it anywhere

    • @smellymelly07
      @smellymelly07 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      love your logo! i love thomas sanders 🤗

  • @Thechaosmaster1997
    @Thechaosmaster1997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Me watching three angry men play a children's card game and trying not to swear when they swear like truck drivers is the funniest thing I have ever seen. I am dying of laughter.

  • @thegreyman1575
    @thegreyman1575 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Man, this entire episode is like an Insults clip for West of Loathing

    • @WillAyeAmNot
      @WillAyeAmNot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You sassy, corduroy wearing bulldog!!!

    • @theomegaboss9194
      @theomegaboss9194 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or just a kindergarten playground

  • @koatghost6481
    @koatghost6481 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Wade: *curses*
    Me, in the back of my mind: S W O R E

  • @hoodii3794
    @hoodii3794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    I think they are really pushing their copywrite limits with all their singing.
    *Wade:* CaLiFoRniAaAa

    • @xilogex7403
      @xilogex7403 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Copyright*

    • @hoodii3794
      @hoodii3794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@xilogex7403 I understand you like to point things out, and i like oRIgInaL cOntEnT, so i aint editing this... PFFT

    • @hoodii3794
      @hoodii3794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @That One Cool Gamer Just keep reporting, he has broken many tos rules and he just needs to be taught a LESSON.

    • @lemoncardboard4199
      @lemoncardboard4199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      XilogexGX spelling doesn't matter, we're not writing an essay, plus everyone knows what they meant, you troglodyte

    • @ethant.presland7438
      @ethant.presland7438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @I don’t like Lgbt people Reported for spam

  • @ARxAHS
    @ARxAHS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    “Goat slapping tail pusher” I honestly don’t think that’s PG Mark 😂 I don’t think you want Peta after you

    • @shinigamimiroku3723
      @shinigamimiroku3723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      To be fair, I'm pretty sure PETA doesn't care unless they get to kill said goat. XD

  • @TheClumsyKing
    @TheClumsyKing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    UNO isn’t a joke, I lost my whole family to a game of uno. Sure it might have had something to do with me not having family to begin with... but still, be careful using uno kids

    • @klistiq
      @klistiq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wut?

    • @eldritchlemon
      @eldritchlemon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I lost my entire brain cause of uno.
      Which is strange cause I never had one.

    • @nootmare2601
      @nootmare2601 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eldritchlemon XD I LOVE YOU

    • @yukiharaswagga1300
      @yukiharaswagga1300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You gotta admit they had us in the first half

    • @kailastewart7238
      @kailastewart7238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't forget monopoly

  • @rachelly4565
    @rachelly4565 5 ปีที่แล้ว +904

    TH-cam: *Pulls demonetization card* "We steal your money :)!"
    Markiplier: *pulls uno reverso card* "MUAHAHAHHA!"

    • @Teemo282
      @Teemo282 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      well that would be a lot of money :DD

    • @venont2948
      @venont2948 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's a lot of damage

  • @rishabseeda4242
    @rishabseeda4242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    19:13
    “hEs gOt aS mAnY rEds aS tWwWoOoo”
    God wade is definitely a big brain.

  • @EchoNova4769
    @EchoNova4769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    That intro is genuinely one of my favorite moments that Mark & Friends ever have done

  • @spaceboy2588
    @spaceboy2588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    When Mark laughs, everyone laugh. This is awersome talent.

    • @pjesmile
      @pjesmile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It's just such an infectious laugh!

    • @SquidFart747
      @SquidFart747 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bob's laugh is even funnier.

  • @Moros-fg8om
    @Moros-fg8om 5 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    I’m surprised the video isn’t age-restricted
    Those were some pretty good insults

    • @Moros-fg8om
      @Moros-fg8om 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t like Lgbt people oof

  • @jacoblineberry1788
    @jacoblineberry1788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    The funny thing about the youtube ad thing is it gives me an excuse to be like: "Huh ... glad they didn't curse in this video. It'd be terrible if an ad that tells me about shaving my balls or how the soap I use is shit or a horror movie were attached to a video with cursing."

    • @bee4123
      @bee4123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      duuude that's such a good point

    • @bork116
      @bork116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      the demonization is a random event triggered by breathing

    • @jacoblineberry1788
      @jacoblineberry1788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      two more things I'd like to point out after reading through some similar topics in the comments. A censored curse draws more attention to the use of a curse than an uncensored curse, and taking away cursing from a character's speech pattern can sometimes ruin the impact the creator was initially going for with the mentioned character. Try writing lines for a character with completely different speech patterns from what you're used to using. Imagine doing that and getting used to it for all the characters in a project. Now imagine having to rewire how the characters talk in some cases just because you've developed them to swear a lot. It might end up making a character that felt natural with the original concept feel unnatural. Cursing can in some cases add to that impact. Expecting someone to write the character differently or be punished just cause you're not a fan of cursing is kind of killing a part of the creative freedoms creators should have. I'm not saying characters and speech patterns can't be written without cursing, I'm saying some feel unnatural without it. Forced because a writer is so used to writing their characters a certain way. This applies to TH-cam with Skits, animations, letsplays, etc.

    • @clarab7494
      @clarab7494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I got an ad that said “ass” in it...

  • @williamleonard6481
    @williamleonard6481 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Old town road… I love that song”
    *Starts singing Country Roads Take Me Home”

  • @gl1tched.chxos.
    @gl1tched.chxos. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    11:54 “Elmo love to dance
    *OOOHHH* 😂😂

    • @CheeseySavage
      @CheeseySavage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Adrien J. Tillman I’m so glad I didn’t hit that time stamp bc I’m wheezing now that I got to that part

  • @xenowreborn
    @xenowreborn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    2:25
    "Country roads take me home"
    *Somewheres in cities skylines*
    RT Games: I feel it time for another Sewage Volcano eruption for some odd reason

    • @markzijnspamzender
      @markzijnspamzender 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's logic in a nutshell, basically if you put rtgame and cities skylines together, you know he is going to do something... weird but hilarious. Technically in all games he does some random stuff.

    • @jolynekujobackfromprison744
      @jolynekujobackfromprison744 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      A man of quality, I see.

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Four quality people together.

  • @רפאל-ב
    @רפאל-ב 5 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    27 minutes of mark desperately trying to stay monetized...

    • @madmanwebster94
      @madmanwebster94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Literally all of his videos are monetized. He's one of the biggest people on TH-cam and TH-cam doesn't even have the balls to demonetised him. Even if they did the guy makes more than enough money by selling merchandise in doing live shows. Trust me he's not losing anything.

    • @madmanwebster94
      @madmanwebster94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@dcuch honestly I don't believe TH-cam demonetizes people for cursing. Markiplier literally curses and every one of his videos and rarely ever sensors and practically every video on his channel is monetized. He's like one of the top five biggest TH-camrs on the platform. I feel like TH-cam as well as the media just like to pick on PewDiePie because he's an influential TH-camr in more ways than one and he has the biggest channel of them all.

    • @nuggetmaster_
      @nuggetmaster_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dcuch He just reached 100 mil

    • @Almanaicplays
      @Almanaicplays 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @The Early Kit Inn actually TH-cam is for everyone, but I do think it's stupid that people can't curse or be themselves anymore because some snowflake at TH-cam doesnt like the fact that people are saying 'bad words' on a platform where people can supposedly express and be themselves.

    • @nuggetmaster_
      @nuggetmaster_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      They way TH-cam is going about all the censorship too is illegal. They are acting like publishers instead of a public forum

  • @fatguy5556
    @fatguy5556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Hearing mark say " going even further beyond" before unus annus existed is amazing to me!

    • @Styxintheriver
      @Styxintheriver 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a fairly common thing to say, could be a mha reference

  • @kn1f3.p4rty
    @kn1f3.p4rty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Mark's laugh at 0:14 - 0:20 sparked so much joy in me

  • @SquirrelGamez
    @SquirrelGamez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "You four-card-taking card-taker" has got to be my favorite. Good job, Wade.

  • @turn.103
    @turn.103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    List of things that make me at least smile:
    Mark, Bob and Wade laughing

    • @turn.103
      @turn.103 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ciindyylouwho Or when something bad happens to one of them and the other two just laugh

  • @weirdibibfishiplop3644
    @weirdibibfishiplop3644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    6:30 literally when he played that 5 and implied it was threatening, the next player got 6 more cards from a draw, used the 6th, making basically a plus 5

  • @hoodii3794
    @hoodii3794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Wade usually loses and then screams.
    *Wins first round already*
    I am cOnFUsIoN

  • @Endervulpe
    @Endervulpe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    0:02
    Bob: **autotuned sneeze**
    Mark and Wade (maybe Bob too): **dies laughing**

    • @jeffery9543
      @jeffery9543 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      RainKitsune 96 same tho tbh

  • @whalelord7977
    @whalelord7977 5 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    Remember when TH-cam was ya know actually respectful to the original vision and character of all their content creators?

    • @bivince72
      @bivince72 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yessss 😭😭😭

    • @Tea-mf5rv
      @Tea-mf5rv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That makes me feel old

    • @ericarnold1739
      @ericarnold1739 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Pepperidge Farms remembers

    • @ControlledChaos145
      @ControlledChaos145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I remember learning how to cuss from jack playing happy wheels and mark playing getting over it

    • @ashd.3055
      @ashd.3055 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Right? If people get offended they don't have to watch. If people are complaining that kids are watching 1) there is a kids version of TH-cam for a reason and 2) why are they letting their kids watch whatever in the first place? Also if they got on Glam and Gore's case about her gory makeup in the thumbnails why can't I skip a horror movie trailer?

  • @alissaharder
    @alissaharder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Mark: “Blues.”
    Bob: “ugh”
    Mark: “Snooze.”
    Bob sneezes in auto tune like an alien
    Everyone cackles 🤣
    Bob: “Oh f#$&@*…..that’s not how I thought that was supposed to sound.”
    Honestly best way to start an uno session.

  • @alvinadelino3855
    @alvinadelino3855 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Demonetazion Card - A card that brings out a person's inner demon. A perfect card for Uno.