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  • @ReadswithRachel
    @ReadswithRachel  10 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

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  • @arkkon2740
    @arkkon2740 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1960

    Spicy peter pan is one thing, but "boy with a presence of a man" may or may not deserve a 20 year sentence 💀

    • @andiman44
      @andiman44 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

      Not 20 years 😂

    • @ReadswithRachel
      @ReadswithRachel  10 หลายเดือนก่อน +397

      Straight to jail do not pass go do not collect $200

    • @Cadapech
      @Cadapech 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      The jail is your tomb at this point. I'm sorry WHY!?

    • @atherisGAY
      @atherisGAY 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It shouldve been man with the presence of a boy but that is just every manchild ever

    • @sonder122
      @sonder122 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      Non sequitur here, but talking about ‘boy with the presence of a man’ thing; does anyone else think the Tom Hanks movie “Big” has some very, very dodgy vibes? Considering the main character is literally 13 years old.

  • @dylanmiller9162
    @dylanmiller9162 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +646

    ‘The Never King’ is one of the hardest titles I’ve heard of and I’m so sad it was wasted on this book

    • @gokuxsephiroth4505
      @gokuxsephiroth4505 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      The cover would absolutely draw me in as well. I would have thought it to be a grimdark fantasy involving a fight for the throne and a lot of death in it.

    • @basementdwellercosplay
      @basementdwellercosplay 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      And the cover too, like if I saw this as a teenager I would 1000% have bought it

    • @dylanmiller9162
      @dylanmiller9162 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@basementdwellercosplay Name checks out-agreed I would’ve done the same, and been…so confused and so disappointed

    • @IncensedAgitator
      @IncensedAgitator 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Fun Fact, in the US, titles are not copyrightable, only how they're designed.
      So, much like Fifty Shades of Grey, the fifty page book of grey color palettes, you too can have a book called The Never King. You'll probably still be taken to court but hey, others have won over less

  • @angryotter9129
    @angryotter9129 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +753

    “There’s a fairy p*rn out there for everyone, I just haven’t found mine yet.”
    Yes! That’s the spirit!

    • @ReadswithRachel
      @ReadswithRachel  10 หลายเดือนก่อน +132

      “I do believe in fairies, I do I do” 🤣

    • @OsloTime
      @OsloTime 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      @angryotter9129 That's the sprite! 🤭🧚‍♀️

  • @Jimmiwashere
    @Jimmiwashere 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +798

    Admittedly if someone had said "cut the fish from the mouth to the anal bone" at my kitchen job we woulda spent a good five minutes yelling jokes about it, so maybe MC is just line cook coded 😂

  • @wildfire_writer
    @wildfire_writer 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +451

    Who was it that said “if you have to say it’s not technically incest, it’s still incest”?

    • @ReadswithRachel
      @ReadswithRachel  10 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

      They were right 😂

    • @foxlover6770
      @foxlover6770 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      That’s from Umbrella Academy I think, I think Klaus says it

    • @rosykindbunny1313
      @rosykindbunny1313 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@foxlover6770Luther x Allison is gross as fuck and Klaus knows it

    • @musicaltheater8942
      @musicaltheater8942 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

      @@foxlover6770yeah it is klaus says “If you have to say technically you’re already in trouble” when allison’s trying to explain her and luther dating

    • @Pharm2be
      @Pharm2be 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I think it’s a buzzfeed unsolved quote too but I could be wrong

  • @getgaymin
    @getgaymin 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    I can't not read "let's fill her up, brother" in a Hulk Hogan voice XD

  • @Uneclipsed
    @Uneclipsed 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    Why is dark fantasy always “I want to brutalize the female love interest” and never “I want her to step on me”? Hmm? Where are all the scary MLs who get the tables turned on them when the FL enters her villain arch?

  • @scapegoat13
    @scapegoat13 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +832

    I'm still obsessed with this cover, but dark romance is a nope for me, and i'm pretty sure the nopes will only multiply by the end of this video 😂

    • @rubydown3329
      @rubydown3329 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      I was scrolling through my subscription videos really quick and I thought this video was about the Locked Tomb books 💀🕶️

    • @arec6345
      @arec6345 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      Same. I refuse to read dark anything because I'm too empathetic and it throws me into an awful mental state

    • @LilyEvans1996
      @LilyEvans1996 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      That cover is so creepy.

    • @Saphia_
      @Saphia_ 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Same. I'd have loved the cover to enclose something that is more horror and less horrifying. Dark romance and me do not match and dark romance books without trigger warnings are not something I'd even want to touch.

    • @joannamarieart
      @joannamarieart 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Same, same. Dark romance is a hard nope for me!

  • @abs-urdity
    @abs-urdity 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +302

    23:07 Hmmm no you're right, this sounds like incest with extra steps. It feels like something Cassandra Clare would write.

    • @ReadswithRachel
      @ReadswithRachel  10 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      This

    • @MondkeksLP
      @MondkeksLP 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I burst out laughing. Very descriptive and I love it.

  • @birdiejett3163
    @birdiejett3163 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +100

    “Kids who grew up in the 90s- early 2000s, turned out to be bisexual, and became obsessed with Once Upon a Time” I didn’t expect to be so specifically called out-

    • @roselover411
      @roselover411 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Right? Same 😂 way too many people to thirst over there, you can't be contained by gender

  • @what_the_hecka_rebecca
    @what_the_hecka_rebecca 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    The way that Rufio from the Peter Pan movie had a CHOKEHOLD on me back in the day and I didn't know why until I realize he was also Zuko from Last Airbender. Dante Basco bi panic King 👑

  • @AramiHeartilly
    @AramiHeartilly 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +572

    Pretty sure Brownies are a fairytale creature. I remember them being in fairy books I read as a child in the UK.

    • @lauriechan1426
      @lauriechan1426 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

      Yes, they are a 'wilder' version of fairies

    • @andiman44
      @andiman44 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +94

      I’m pretty sure they’re a legitimate part of Celtic folklore

    • @vainpiers
      @vainpiers 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      Yeah brownies are UK folklore. I used to be in the brownies as a kid

    • @vainpiers
      @vainpiers 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +91

      actual explanation, though, they're pixies that help you do housework when you sleep but also punish you if you're lazy and I think they will be offended if you try and give them gifts and will leave. They tend to stay with the same land/family.

    • @ReadswithRachel
      @ReadswithRachel  10 หลายเดือนก่อน +135

      Damn I really don’t know shit… can I blame growing up in fundieland for not knowing this 😂

  • @jlouisa
    @jlouisa 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +513

    Never cared about Peter Pan but your idea of the main girl’s mom being strong and wanting to train her daughter would be interesting. Also cloudberries are a real fruit from Nordic countries. I only know this because Ikea sells jam with this fruit. Also brownies are a type of household sprite, but yea I actually wanted an actual chocolate brownie.

    • @gabrielavillaboim9701
      @gabrielavillaboim9701 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      I shit you not, I thought of a giant chocolate monster while reading this book... 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️

    • @jasminv8653
      @jasminv8653 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Yeah cloudberries actually also grow in canada and northern usa!

    • @yusahana6323
      @yusahana6323 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      I got so upset when I saw cloudberries being written off as a fantasy thing since I grew up eating them with my family haha

    • @srg24601
      @srg24601 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      OHHHHHH! I used to work somewhere where I met a lot of children and one day there was a little girl named Cloudberry. We thought her parents made it up and that it was pretty, but weird. I had no idea it was a real berry.
      The funny thing was she went by Cloud and we had a set of twins we saw sometimes named Cloud and Sephiroth. So until we learned Cloudberry's full name we thought we had two kids named after Cloud Strife in our office lmao

    • @tympestbooks1727
      @tympestbooks1727 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@jasminv8653 They do?! That's awesome, I'd heard that they mostly grow in Finland and can't really be cultivated for farming. But hearing that they're also over on this side of the pond is really neat.

  • @tesscarlson5552
    @tesscarlson5552 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +355

    You could tell this book wasn't going to be good when the Goodreads page unironically had '"touch her and I'll unalive you' vibes" listed as something you could expect from it.

    • @Financiallyfreeauthor
      @Financiallyfreeauthor 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      A lot of people seem to like that

    • @sillyguythescary
      @sillyguythescary 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      @@Financiallyfreeauthor im pretty sure it was the fact that "unalive" was used instead of 'kill'. tiktok censoring already sounds icky enough on it's own, its even worse when it's on sites that don't require it.

    • @mookiess
      @mookiess 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      i was just checking out the synopsis and the moment i came across that sentence i almost choked lmao. I have never seen a tiktok censor be used on a professional publication and to see that was so out of place and only gave me the impression the author might be chronically online.

  • @greenonionbabey
    @greenonionbabey 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +87

    Idk why but "Ass and Bash" has me in tears I WISH those were their real names

  • @Thenoobestgirl
    @Thenoobestgirl 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +100

    "Mommy, can we get Peter Pan?"
    "We have Peter Pan at home, hun."
    Peter Pan at home: 💀

  • @SadayoshiEntertainment
    @SadayoshiEntertainment 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +92

    "No shadow = no sunlight" sounds like something from the Thriller Bark arc of One Piece, where villain Moria's ability to remove people's shadows made it such that they would disintegrate in direct sunlight.

    • @andiman44
      @andiman44 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Never expected to see a One Piece reference here of all places

    • @ASociallyAwkwardDuckling
      @ASociallyAwkwardDuckling 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      That’s exactly where my mind went!

  • @clarkispotamia
    @clarkispotamia 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +323

    I love dark romance IN THEORY but I haven’t actually encountered any books in the genre I’ve liked. I would love if someone could write a half decent sapphic dark romance but until then I’m on ao3 reading house of the dragon fics 🤣

    • @vainpiers
      @vainpiers 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      It's not spicy but I really enjoyed a lesson in vengeance

    • @andiman44
      @andiman44 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      The Killing Eve fandom has that covered lol

    • @clarkispotamia
      @clarkispotamia 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@andiman44 so true, I love Killing Eve

    • @MegaChadAnakin
      @MegaChadAnakin 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      these books are so silly when you're used to ao3 writing

    • @aaronkoh962
      @aaronkoh962 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What do you think about Tryst Six Venom?

  • @courtnsession_
    @courtnsession_ 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +105

    This story would do well in the PWP tag on AO3 so it makes sense why tiktok would be all over it

  • @jadedoni6447
    @jadedoni6447 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

    As a twin, I'm also creeped out by the twin thing. Horrified, actually.

    • @BlackCherryLimonade
      @BlackCherryLimonade 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      No joke, the sequel to this book has even worse twin stuff, like straight vomit.
      I would know. (Didn't read it, watched a rant review lol)

  • @darkadalia
    @darkadalia 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +134

    If I want a villainous Pan I'll re-watch OUAT

    • @ReadswithRachel
      @ReadswithRachel  10 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Exactly

    • @acarfullofclowns
      @acarfullofclowns 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      if i may ask, what is OUAT? i've never heard of it and i love Peter Pan. is it a movie or series? if so, where can i watch it?

    • @bumbabees
      @bumbabees 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@acarfullofclowns im assuming once upon a time? youll have to look it up because i dont remember much about it, but i think thats what theyre talking about.

  • @MeganTHEEcatlady
    @MeganTHEEcatlady 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    “Nobody tell my mom I’m reading smut.”
    Me, who lives for drama: 😈

  • @stephanieraylove
    @stephanieraylove 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +109

    Random, but I swear this book just made me think every scene stank. Like on page, I kept thinking, "I bet that room stanks," the weirdest phenomenon that only ever happened to me during this one book 😂😅

    • @lilly7550
      @lilly7550 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      The raw stench of sex really emanates from this book. Like, they must smell…

    • @stephanieraylove
      @stephanieraylove 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@lilly7550 Idk if the showers were supposed to be implied. But whew, I do not believe the showers were happening man😫

  • @sarahmellinger2907
    @sarahmellinger2907 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    Brownies are a folklore creature from Scottish mythology. They’re little house spirits or hobgoblins that help out with chores.

  • @victoriamasters
    @victoriamasters 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +252

    If you’re okay with monster smut, A Soul to Keep by Opal Reyne was 5 stars for me and you actually see them fall in love rather than just lust.

    • @victoriamasters
      @victoriamasters 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Although the smut scenes can be strange. Haha

    • @CaptainTrasha
      @CaptainTrasha 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@victoriamastersyeah they use the work “milking” a lot 😅

    • @victoriamasters
      @victoriamasters 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@CaptainTrasha lol I forgot about that 😂 but I actually like the couple and their relationship so much better than most romance books I read 😭😂 maybe it’s impossible to find the perfect book

    • @CaptainTrasha
      @CaptainTrasha 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@victoriamasters I love the series too 😂 I just giggle every time I read “milking”.

    • @ixeliema
      @ixeliema 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@@CaptainTrasha I don't have a "won't read it if it says this" response to "milking" as a term, but it's certainly close...so thanks for the warning lmao.

  •  10 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    I guess I was a bit older than the target audience for that version of _Peter Pan,_ but I really loved the way that it handled the topic of young teen "blossoming" sexuality, but in subtext rather than something more overtly titillating. It also did really well in staying true to the main themes and plot points of the original novel while still being it's own version of the Barrie story.

  • @jojobookish9529
    @jojobookish9529 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    "This is not about plot, it's about penis" may be my new favorite phrase.
    But Ass & Bass is clearly a fishing themed pron mag, and i CANNOT. 😂

  • @cogmouse
    @cogmouse 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

    Cloudberries are actually a real fruit! They look pretty cartoonish (kind of like an orange blackberry) and they grow in the northern parts of europe and north america. I've never had them in pancakes though.

    • @Illyrian5
      @Illyrian5 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Came here to say this. I've tried cloudberry jam and it's quite good. The berries themselves apparently don't last long at all once they've been picked.

    • @81dragonmind
      @81dragonmind 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Oh! Thats what they are called in english? Did not know that. I love to have cloudberry jam to waffles.

  • @MortMe0430
    @MortMe0430 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +97

    I hear about stuff like this being big on booktok, with its degrading dirty talk and dark edgy activity, and I look over to another chunk of the internet loosing their minds over the ships in Good Omens and Our Flag Means Death, which canonically are full of support, tenderness, and genuine affection (built on engaging interesting characters)... and I wonder where the wires go wonky, where the thread got dropped, who moved the rock, etc. I want to study this phenomena under a microscope with morbid curiosity.

    • @losj3020
      @losj3020 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      I think there's very little overlap between the two and I don't believe they really interact? I think it's kinda unfair to compare them lol. Booktok is very niche-based, so I understand why works like this that are more "out there" can get big. It's very much a "you know what you're here for" type of community. GO/OFMD fandoms are based on shows made for general public, so ofc ppl who like it will go crazy over "softer" pairings in canon instead of tiddy slapping
      Also probably unrelated, but as someone who consume/create GO fanworks: the adult side of the fandom is full of kinky bitches too (saying this affectionately). People saw angel/demon snake pairing and I can tell you, there are way darker stuff in the depths (sometimes on the surface tbh) than this. No matter how fluffy the canon is sometimes people really just like that edge lol

    • @losj3020
      @losj3020 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@h2o2630 I can't speak for everyone, but I enjoy dark fiction and sometimes dark romance (though not this one ofc) and the appeal is basically the same as horror, which is somehow a far more socially acceptable thing to enjoy. I personally like the psychological aspect of dark romance where I feel like ppl allow themselves to explore their characters freely without fearing backlash for setting a bad example bc well, dark romance is not meant to set an example, especially for young readers.
      Dark romance also offers a space for ppl to indulge in things that would be dangerous IRL safely since media consumption allows you to opt out of situation whenever you like. It's the ultimate safeword of closing the book and DNF-ing it. It's the same reason why some ppl use it to cope with past SA, where they feel like they're actually in control of the situation. For some folks who are especially repressed the "forceful" nature of the "romance" may allow them to engage in "sinful" behavior without feeling like they're also taking the blame, and it allows them to do so in fiction safely. "Abuse coded as 'love'" is a legit technique in writing a story to understand the victim's perspective and I don't think it should be dismissed.
      Sorry for the long reply but you did say you'd devour a five hour video essay so things got outta hand lol

    • @gokuxsephiroth4505
      @gokuxsephiroth4505 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Having been on booktok, I have to say that I've not seen the same people in both circles. Either they're obsessing about Good Omens (haven't seen Our Flag Means Death, but if it's in the same category as Good Omens, I'm down!), OR they're going mad over this stuff. It's like how there are people who like horror, but supernatural horror people and torture porn people don't tend to overlap so much. At least, that's my experience.

    • @gokuxsephiroth4505
      @gokuxsephiroth4505 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@losj3020 That's very interesting, actually - I never considered that

  • @atherisGAY
    @atherisGAY 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    I am so glad this "twin brothers just fucking the same girl at the same time" is weird to others too, I thought I was losing my mind... I would just crumple up and die if my sister saw me having sex

  • @bj71000
    @bj71000 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    The Sprouse brothers would 100% take this role in a live-action of this book

  • @doubleinthedetails
    @doubleinthedetails 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

    I had a weird crush on Hook when I watched that movie as a kid 😅

    • @hatchet1013
      @hatchet1013 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      I mean, it's Jason Isaac's, how could you not?

    • @jasminv8653
      @jasminv8653 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Yeah I was expecting rachel to say 'and then i grew up and realised Hook was the hot one' but I guess it wasn't as universal as I thought 😢

    • @themorrigan7702
      @themorrigan7702 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Same

  • @Kochopia
    @Kochopia 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +114

    I read books 1, 2, and 3 because I liked the potential of the non-existent plot in this book so much. I thought maybe she would get more plot-centric as she went...she didn't...and I kept telling my partner that I wished someone would re-write this story, but without all the PPs

    • @ReadswithRachel
      @ReadswithRachel  10 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      She really shows she has the potential in the ideas! I wish she’d dive in and make full length books that really get elbows deep into the lore and plot rather than elbows deep in the… well, you kniw

    • @kariissmol9172
      @kariissmol9172 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I mean... AO3 exists.

  • @Goalysgirl
    @Goalysgirl 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +117

    You seriously deserve an award for being able to keep a straight face for as much as this review as you did! And when you did laugh, it just added to the review honestly. I am so thankful I put this book back on the shelf when I was at the book store

    • @ReadswithRachel
      @ReadswithRachel  10 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      Maybe it’s a straight face or maybe it’s 💕dying inside💕

    • @Goalysgirl
      @Goalysgirl 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@ReadswithRachel I greatly appreciate you sacrificing your insides for the cause 👍🏻❤️ I do feel bad for how much I snort laughed out loud at your suffering

  • @ixeliema
    @ixeliema 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    Man, I'm honestly really bummed to say that I like the concept of "every generation the women of my family disappear on the night of their eighteenth birthday and, if they ever come back, always come back traumatized"...like that sounds legit engaging to me. It makes me wonder why, who did it, is it a curse? But boy is this book a slog. Honestly, it's a huge shame how many decent/interesting concepts get wasted on mediocre smut. I'm a relatively sex-positive asexual person who tends to write their own smut for fun (because that's what it's supposed to be, fun.) But this so did not do it for me.

  • @MrRorosuri
    @MrRorosuri 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    Once upon a time was my jam. Why as everyone so hot 😂

    • @hannahbrennan2131
      @hannahbrennan2131 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I had a crush on both Hook and the Evil Queen.

    • @MrRorosuri
      @MrRorosuri 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@hannahbrennan2131 🥹🥹🫶

    • @personunknown491
      @personunknown491 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Absolutely 😁 Hook is definitely my number 1 from the show

    • @annabeatrizzimmermann7708
      @annabeatrizzimmermann7708 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      They knew what they were doing introducing Regina as the Evil Queen in a power-pant-suit-cape-dress situation with her hair in a pony tail and bad girl makeup. She was looking hot and mean.
      r

  • @Tiukuli
    @Tiukuli 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    Okay but cloudberry is a real berry, it's from northern europe and grows in a swamp. It's orange and resembles a small, firm raspberry!

  • @arourallis
    @arourallis 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    The Child Thief by Brom is a _muuuuch_ better contender for a 'dark Peter Pan' novel, with the addition of Arthurian myth.

    • @bishielurfer
      @bishielurfer 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Brom's books are gorgeous. I love them.

  • @suddenlyezra5782
    @suddenlyezra5782 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    As a millenial whose first Fandom was HP... I was not surprised by the twin thing.
    It was not a rare pairing to see some set of twins with a Main Character (self-insert).
    Exposure to this phenomenon has not decreased my squick over it.

  • @andiman44
    @andiman44 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

    It’s so cathartic hearing you talk about this travesty of a book 😂 I read the first three and there are truly no words

  • @katedidier6083
    @katedidier6083 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    The idea of dark romance is so appealing to me, but so far, every dark romance I’ve found is just Lust, badly written smut, and taboo subjects. Not actual dark material or themes mixed with romance. It’s so disappointing.

  • @erikdaniels0n
    @erikdaniels0n 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    Never heard of this book but based on that thumbnail…. Oooh boy, we’re in for a *treat*

  • @SingingSealRiana
    @SingingSealRiana 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    sounds like an amazing set up for a horror story, combining peter pan with nightmare old fairy lore, if only one would have gone with that

  • @marionettilapsi1
    @marionettilapsi1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Cloudberries are yellow berries that look sort of like raspberries that grow in Finland, Sweden, Norway, Russia, and Alaska. I have picked them in the marshlands here in Finland (names for it in finnish: Muurain, Lakka, Hilla) and they are rather sour berries that make a nice jam. (: The berries like a cold and wet climate and can be picked in the fall.

    • @celisewillis
      @celisewillis 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I love these berryfacts!

  • @jneeni
    @jneeni 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    Oh man, I read this book literally last month. I have many, many regrets.
    At least it was short.

    • @ixeliema
      @ixeliema 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I saw the audiobook length in that brief moment where Rachel showed it on screen and went "dang at least the people who got disappointed didn't waste like a whole day on this"

    • @jneeni
      @jneeni 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ixeliema After the sample she played, I’m so glad I opted for a visual read. 💀

  • @billiep1603
    @billiep1603 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    As someone who read the original Peter Pan and thought Peter was so annoying and genuinely awful AND thinks kidnapping is bad I don’t understand how this is hot 💀 but also I don’t particularly find men attractive so

    • @flippanties
      @flippanties 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Isn't there a part in the original where its also implied that Peter kills the Lost Boys that start to get too old?

  • @lisianto6274
    @lisianto6274 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

    oooh i tried reading this one (and it was my first and LAST contact with the dark romance genre) but it felt so much like badly written fanfiction i couldn't read past the pancake scene

    • @jenb3672
      @jenb3672 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      This is also where I stopped reading.

    • @LilyEvans1996
      @LilyEvans1996 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same here. Plus I’m not into why choose

    • @lolaluftnagel8251
      @lolaluftnagel8251 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I agree it was too cringy to continue. I’ve read an amazing fanfic called “manacled” though. It’s a beautiful tragic love story between Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy in which Voldemort won the war and the story was inspired by the Handmaid’s tale. The book has 900 pages but it’s so worth the read.

  • @anysnameever3872
    @anysnameever3872 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    Matt Rife being fan cast as Peter Pan is sooo f💀 funny to me for some reason 😂😂😂

  • @becuaseimbored3481
    @becuaseimbored3481 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The thing about peter pan smut is that peter pan's whole THING is that he is a child and will be forever.

  • @Thatdumbgremlin
    @Thatdumbgremlin 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    So, when you played that audio clip, I almost had a conniption because that narrator sounds a LOT like Steve West, who plays Callum in The Atlas Six audiobook, and I looked it up to make sure it wasn’t an auditory hallucination, and it’s not-the narrator for this book is named Shane East, which is still making me giggle. 😂

  • @lawschoolproceeds4402
    @lawschoolproceeds4402 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Yep brownies (or brawnies) are a thing in celtic mythology, I know in Ireland they're supposed to be household spirits who would tidy up when nobody was around and you would leave things like cream out as a thank you.

  • @felicitypevideos4224
    @felicitypevideos4224 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Oh god I was starting to forget my unhinged behavior in the OUAT fandom. The early 2010s were a wild time.

  • @That1artsychic
    @That1artsychic 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    I was actively eating on my lunch break when you said “and then he spit in her mouth”. Thank god there are people around me or I would have screamed.

  • @GarnetHeartIllustrations
    @GarnetHeartIllustrations 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Peter, the can’t-go-out-unless-it’s-dark-one 😂

  • @bedivere20
    @bedivere20 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    I was today years old when I realized the 1980s movie The Lost Boys was a Peter Pan reference. I only figured it out because of how many times you said Lost Boys in this video and the vampire movie came to mind first. I have never said I'm quick. I'm from the sexy vampire era (Rice not Twilight) not the sexy faerie era, okay?!

  • @jenny5272
    @jenny5272 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    It's funny, when I read the title I thought you were talking about the other booktok spicy dark romance Peter Pan retelling. Turns out there's another one.

    • @kendrickdinger
      @kendrickdinger 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      What other ones are there???

  • @moon_shoes
    @moon_shoes 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    "How do we know he's the bad one? Well he's gonna spit in her mouth for one thing."
    XD So good

  • @roibenr
    @roibenr 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Appreciate the visuals continuing, it helps jeep track of people. You didnt have to but thank you!

    • @ReadswithRachel
      @ReadswithRachel  10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      As a visual learner, I gotta look out for my fellow visual learners ❤️❤️

  • @Samthewise92
    @Samthewise92 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +86

    See I have yet to ever read a dark romance that wasn’t just horrible misyogny and serious lack of consent or boundaries. I get that it’s suppose to be a grey area but I can’t with men that would kill the woman they love cause they just love her so much and that seems to be a theme in almost all of these! 😂 I’m just gonna stick to fantasy that may or may not have smut. Dark romance isn’t for me. The feminist can never leave my body. 😂😂😂

    • @shortinsomniac76
      @shortinsomniac76 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      I find toxic dinamics interesting sometimes (like a detective and a serial killer or just two unstable people) but books called Dark Romance are just "he will torture the lead and its sexy"

    • @Samthewise92
      @Samthewise92 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@shortinsomniac76 one of the ONLY dark romances I like are ones where the fmc is the serial killer and the dude is the good guy. 😂 gotta flip the gender expectations for me to be ok with it. 😂

    • @Samthewise92
      @Samthewise92 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@shortinsomniac76like the mindfuck series is one of the ONLT dark romances I own. 😂 I own two. 😂

    • @this_Kwazicat
      @this_Kwazicat 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Tbh I enjoy dark romance only if I can see WHY the person (usually the man) who is fucked up is, well, fucked up. I remember enjoying the visual novel "Diabolic lovers: Haunted Dark Bride" (because there is a whole series of these dark romance vampire games) and enjoying the MOST out there outrageous and unwell male lead of them all just BECAUSE I could see how this all started, how this all affected him and his brothers, how despite all of these issues that 3 of them have they are still SO codependent, he still loves them and listens to them, but also tries to not love ANYONE because that's what their abuser did and it's just ugh so good. Also the fact that HDB has these really good dark endings where you can see that even in "good" ending where female lead seems to be happy with this unhinged man she didn't really "fix him" she, most often, became WORSE with him and FOR him and looking at al of these cycles in which abuse goes is kinda fascinating for me 😂

    • @fatcat1414
      @fatcat1414 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      For me the best dark romances involve the characters doing fucked up things *for* each other and not *to* each other. Not that the relationship itself can't be unhealthy, but it's important for me to feel like they actually love each other on some level.

  • @rookstory3
    @rookstory3 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    OMG I had this on my tbr because someone said it was "the best Peter Pan retelling." I just added it to Storygraph and didn't look into it... I am so glad you did this video, because it is now off my tbr. Yikes

    • @murdermyinsanity
      @murdermyinsanity 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Same!! I’ve been circling around this book for a week or two and I’m so glad I kept picking others first. I hate to not finish a book/series so I probably would have stuck through this whole awful thing.

    • @rookstory3
      @rookstory3 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@murdermyinsanity I'm the same way, I have only DNF'd one book this year and it took a lot for me to do it!

  • @Stu161
    @Stu161 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "READY TO FILL HER UP BROTHER?" -Hulk Hogan 😂

  • @bellamoondawn
    @bellamoondawn 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Erotica authors try not to make the FMC barely 18 challenge, GO!

    • @arkkon2740
      @arkkon2740 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Erotical writers make at the very least a sane couple challenge

  • @palamedes4740
    @palamedes4740 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    That little text in the thumbnail made me want to bleach my eyes

  • @artybluegirl
    @artybluegirl 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    K. Ancrum is so chaotic gremlin but such a cool person, this video got an instant like the moment you recommended one of her books.

  • @myspacer
    @myspacer 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I continually got more shocked and it didn't think that was possible as someone who grew up with fan fiction.

  • @mayz1223
    @mayz1223 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Tiger lily was a more adult retelling of peter pan that i really enjoyed. Its not about the darling girls however.

    • @kendrickdinger
      @kendrickdinger 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I read that book in high school and I loved it!!

  • @rosesanderson4625
    @rosesanderson4625 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    I loathe cliffhangers so I read the first two books that were out at the time and could not give a shit less by the time the next book was out. What sucked me in was the lore. I am so easily taken in by the barest hint of an interesting backstory that I was able to overlook the cringe and stay with it that far. I just can't maintain that curiosity for however long it takes for the next book to come out. Now, if it's a character I'm attached to that's a different story.

  • @jneeni
    @jneeni 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    MaybeRec?: I really enjoyed the Coven of Bones duet by Harper L. Woods. It's witch/demon and the smut is more secondary to the plot but, IMO (as a dark romance girly with zero triggers) was written enjoyably and made sense for the book rather than it being forced into the story inorganically.

    • @stormeyedselkie
      @stormeyedselkie 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oh that sounds good thanks!

  • @LinnaAP
    @LinnaAP 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Oh, I also want a why choose romance that cultivates longing first and then we get to the lust, the order really matters to me here ksksk😅😂

  • @cheaptadpole
    @cheaptadpole 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    finding out that so many people had a crush on peter pan in the movie and not jason isaacs as captain hook is WILD (he's still unbelievably hot) (i will not examine this on any deeper level at all, thank you very much)
    if you ever do a video on non-book stuff, i think a once upon a time retrospective/review might be appeal to possibly only one person (me) but in my mind that's what a hit video is :P

  • @kath4240
    @kath4240 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Your videos never fail to make me laugh, but your fan casts in this one literally made me spit my drink. Thank you, Rachel.

  • @Marie45610
    @Marie45610 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    "Sexy Peter Pan" creeps me out because I grew up watching Hook, and that other live-action Peter Pan came out when I was in high school.

  • @Bookitty07
    @Bookitty07 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Brownies are a type of Fae found in Scottish folklore I think they are more goblin like. I don't know if they are exclusive to that area they were just in a book I read that pertained to scottish folklore. I got really into Kelpies a few years ago.

  • @s.k.1603
    @s.k.1603 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Your first few words made me think of a book I read several years ago called Lost Boi. It was a Peter Pan retelling, and I thought it was just like a modern version of it. But no. Wendy was a lesbian, Peter and all the Lost Boys were trans, and Captain Hook and his crew were part of a BDSM sex club. There were "scenes" between Captain Hook in Peter--I just remember one scene where Peter was suspended in the air to make it seem like he was flying. It was a very bizarre book and honestly ruined Peter Pan for me....I'm thinking this book review might also do the same. Who knows?🤷‍♀

    • @shortinsomniac76
      @shortinsomniac76 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      This is like that guy who watched a hocus pocus porn parody thinking it was a sequel as a kid

  • @elsiemae4
    @elsiemae4 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Maybe it’s not about the plot but the friends she made along the way 😂
    …I’ll see myself out now

  • @crouchingidiot
    @crouchingidiot 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    I want dark ROMANCE, not just dark SMUT. Some authors really don’t understand that 😒

  • @WinterBliss
    @WinterBliss 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I read these and liked them, But your review gives me life and I think I love your thoughts on this more than the actual review!

  • @theycallmejodamo
    @theycallmejodamo 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Okay. So A.) when you said “My eggs!!” I died laughing. Like picture the girl from the “there I was, bbq sauce on my titties” vine? That was my reaction.
    And B.) let’s be honest. This whole book was written while homegirl’s vibrator was on the charge and the internet was down 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @applebonker141
    @applebonker141 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The Hulk voice took me right tf out 💀

    • @ReadswithRachel
      @ReadswithRachel  10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I have no idea why I did that lmao

  • @weirdandproudofit1
    @weirdandproudofit1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Im halfway through this review and its handsdown the best time ive had in a long while so thank you 😂

  • @lexaraereads
    @lexaraereads 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I’m in love with the “reviews are for readers” art at the beginning of your videos now!!

  • @jessfrisk3585
    @jessfrisk3585 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    cloudberries are real! but they grow on mountains. not sure where they got them on and island near the sea

    • @jasminv8653
      @jasminv8653 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      They grow in wetlands actually

  • @sheallyart1233
    @sheallyart1233 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Wendy Darling by Colleen Oaks is great and is a trilogy that is a dark romance that doesn’t promote the toxic partner. A great read I read all three books in three days I was so hooked.

  • @appelsinpiken
    @appelsinpiken 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thank you, Rachel. This was really something 💗

  • @flickeringjuniper
    @flickeringjuniper 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    the fancasting of matt rife as peter pan aged chef’s kiss beautifully

  • @TheMischievousbull
    @TheMischievousbull 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Brownies are a friendly house elves, they are self domesticed elves. They clean your house at night and like to stay hidden and don't really ask for payment. I love this kind of stuff

  • @Kittie9
    @Kittie9 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    i thought this was about Hooked at first 🤡 why is there so many books about fucking peter pan characters 😭😭😭

  • @yemyearmii7231
    @yemyearmii7231 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This should’ve stayed in the Wattpad drafts

  • @Artbyhurricanyounot
    @Artbyhurricanyounot 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    THE 2003 PETER PAN FILM OMG. “I do believe in fairies” 😭

  • @runa_7022
    @runa_7022 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    hello!! brownies are a real mythical creature, mostly in european myth and folklore, theyre like pixies/fairies and mostly do housework but punish u for being lazy or something like that (im tryna remember but im rusty haha) . i think theyre most common in celtic folklore if im remembering correctly !! 😅😅

  • @katieb63
    @katieb63 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Lol, I've been watching you're videos for a while now and this is the first time you've spoken about a book I've read.

  • @rhysallison8660
    @rhysallison8660 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Cloudberries are really good! You find them in the North in places like Norway and Newfoundland. You can buy cloudberry stuff online -- like teas, candy, jam. I can't describe it, except they taste like happiness

  • @Marzkep
    @Marzkep 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This is my guilty pleasure why-choose. 😂 love all of them. 😅

  • @Cyrus-sf5lp
    @Cyrus-sf5lp 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    U r my all time favorite book tuber I canttttttt. I’m cackling rn this is hilarious

  • @incandescentglow222
    @incandescentglow222 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    THANK YOU FOR MENTIONING DARLING BY K ANCRUM I LOVE THAT BOOK SM

  • @invadernav3422
    @invadernav3422 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Someone, anyone, please recommend me a GOOD Peter Pan reinterpretation or inspired book. I need to know there's good ones out there!

  • @amandar91
    @amandar91 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I randomly saw this at my library and picked it up. Had no idea it was so popular on tiktok. I was soooo confused when I left my 1 star rating on goodreads and saw people actually loved it???

  • @Algeesoup
    @Algeesoup 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love your reactions sm because we have the same exact thoughts!!

  • @saramm3765
    @saramm3765 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    An incredible recap.