@@louisgentilucci1188 I didn't even notice an alligator pit in new house. It's usually in the kitchen area and whale tank is usually in the bedroom area but, I definitely didn't see either one of them. I didn't do much exploring around down in the basement. They are probably down there now since it wouldn't be good to have them around the baby.
I love my husbands beard. I do most of the grooming for it. It’s kept impeccably trimmed and groomed, and it really suits his personality and style. I mostly always prefer a beard to a clean shaven face, provided it’s well groomed.
I applaud your wisdom. Men should be hairy and proud! I don't wanna find my husbands leg hair, chest hair, pubes and ass hair in the bath. If I wanted a hair free spouse I'd become a lesbian. Looks better on him 😊💚
@Josip I can't quite tell if there is sarcasm past the first sentence, but if not, lots of guys in athletics shave their leg and pit hair for various reasons. Also, do you really think all the really cut actors don't grow chest hair? They do, but they shave it off.
I feel like I have watched thousands of YT videos at this point, and they all try to be funny to some degree, but this is the very first time I've ever watched one that was legit funny. Not just a snort and a huff once, but like, *actually* funny throughout the whole video! Well done!
The natural default position is to have a beard. To shave it off is the choice. If someone says they don't like your beard, that means they don't like your natural self and they are demanding you change for them. Fight for the beard 😁
No. Your growing toenails would also be the natural or default position. Not nice either! Unfortunately, many men don't trim and maintain their beards well. Looks not very attracting, rather unkempt.
@@arinaz318 I've seen quite a few images from Bill and Ted 3 and he doesn't look bad. I mean he's much better looking with the beard and the long hair with the clean-shaven face isn't a great look, but he's still much better looking than most people and certainly looks excellent for 54.
Grew a beard a year ago and never going back. I like it and my wife loves it so its staying and it really is so much better than shaving every single day.
No its not. I got low once and let mine grow. I couldn't wait to get it off. I did take a picture though, just in case I ever needed to be reminded of why I hate them. Signed, clean shave for life, just like my father before me.
Seriously! Since I've grown mine out I've thought about shaving it off from time to time but then I remember that I look about 14 without it and I always decide to keep it
That's where I'm at myself. Been balding since i was 22. I've at least kept a goatee and a bald head since then. Right now I'm growing out my beard though. It's a choice not a fashion statement.
If his mother jams her finger any harder on her smart phone screen while swiping, I think there are going to be shards of glass exploding into a million pieces.
I also heard a theory awhile back that beards may have other evolutionary functions like protecting our necks from predators by obscuring it which would have benefited men in hunter-gatherer societies who were the primary ones to have hunted. So add that to the list: 11. discourages cave lion bites
I started shaving at 14, stopped shaving at 16 and have been grooming my beard to differing degrees ever since. I am going to be 50 in March. Most of the time I have kept my beard around a 1/2" in length with upper checks and neck shaved. In the winter l let it all grow for a month or two or until I feel the need to start grooming again.The only problem with this is re-establishing jaw and cheek lines. In the last 33 years I have heard every reason under the sun for shaving it off. Now a days I politely listen, then say , thank you and do my best to change the subject.
I was hit pretty hard with the wog gen and started growing facial hair when I was around 12. Once I got to 16 it was almost impossible to shave every day. By the end of the day I'd need to shave again. I was bullied pretty badly and called a terrorists not just from students but a few teachers. It didn't help that I was on and still am on medication that had a side effect of growth of hair on my nose brow and earlobes. So instead of fighting it I used it to my advantage to draw people's attention away from all of the ugly (which I wax and pluck) and draw towards the beard. Every time I leave the house, I without a doubt get compliments about my beard from men and women. I keep it maintained through trimming, washing, balms and oils.
Was about 17 years old, couldn't grow a real beard, was starting to run trapline in central Montana (you do that in winter). After that first season was able to grow a beard and the NEXT season was SO MUCH more pleasant. Have worn a beard ever since.
I have had a beard since 1976, that is the year I got out of the service. Everyone including me has no ideal what I look like! My wife has never seen me without a beard. I have a beard because thats me. I saved enough money on shaving creams and razors to pay cash for my last two trucks. That is also me. They never go out of style and they are warm in the winter and the sun does not burn my face in the summer. Lots of northern men have beards.
I'm the only man on either side of my family that can grow a beard. My dad's 'stache is better than mine, but he can't grow hair on his cheeks. None of my (biological) uncles can grow a full beard either. My BIL can grow a hilariously thin indigenous guy beard. I must carry this beard to protect my family's honour.
I do not care about the beard, but I somehow got to your channel and subscribed and I just love your style and sense of humor (with editing skills and everything)
I was going to say that... Ok ok ok... has ANYONE... EVER... Seen Wheezy Waiter and Phil Collins together? We may be on to a massive secret cover-up here. Wheezy waiter is actually... tum tum tummmmmm... Younger Phil Collins Clone.
Mascara for men, draws attention to the eyes! I love beards , married 20 years to a wonderful bearded man, he shaved it off once. The children cried and I felt I was kissing a teenager ewww. No kisses till it grew back a bit😂
10:34 I think your eyebrows are feeling lonely. You should grow them down and grow the beard up until they connect. If that creates a vision problem, you could try relocating your eyes to the top of your head. That would also solve the baldness problem.
Replacing my original comment, I think I know why I like beards. I see a gentleness, a kindness on men who have beards. I think it shows a small bit of significant but I guess subtle extra character...? I guess you can say I'm a beard lover.
I shave to keep track of my chin so i can keep check of my weight. I was told to grow a bread to hide the lack of neckline so, I shaved like hell since I want to lose weight and I see it as running away. I did lose weight and my neck line is cleaner.
Been growing my beard out for 2 years. Got it to about 7in long. Just trimmed it last week down to 4 in. I miss the length, but it looks heather now. Always good to trim it up after a while so it looks fuller. Plan to grow it out until it reaches Gandalf length(if my genes let me).
Use to work for UPS and they had a ridiculous no facial hair policy.. when I went somewhere it was allowed, I grew it and never looked back. My reason, i personally think it makes me look better. I trim it every couple of days and its barely less work than shaving it..
my father always donned a fullbeard, so I kinda am biased and do the same since I was 22 ~, so about 7y now (clean shaven fora month every other year or less). I am currently letting it really grow, at least the chin portion of it because I am curios to see what happens. Lazyness might be a part for many, but with electic shavers and stuff, it isn't really that tedious anymore to get the clean shave look daily (imo). a fullbeard is decently easy with a good electric trimmer as well. if you go beyond 15mm (25mm depending on what you have) it really get interesting and I myself just get to know how hard it is to get both a longer beard and a prim and proper look of it :D
I don't have a beard, I have no interest in growing a beard, but I've subbed because that was hugely entertaining and well put together. Good job, Mr Beard Man!
Recently, I got a new job. I have to shave daily for the job. I've had a beard for several years. Other than Harry's Shave Club, I'm interested and newer products for those of us who have to shave. Thanks for the content and the input.
I grew a beard simply because I feel more confident with one. I am 26 and when I don't have a beard, I feel like I could still blend in with the middle school students. With my beard, I respect myself easier, and people at work and on the streets seem to also. I am definitely the baby face!
I grew a beard when I was on vacation in Europe for thirty days and I didn't want to bring a shaving kit. I met this woman who said to me, "I didn't think Americans had beards". I said "I have two. Do you you want to see my other one?" She did.
I used to think that I look like a toddler when I shave, but some people claim that it is all in my head. I think I just like the change. I had a beard for years, then shaved it all down this summer, and I looked good. Now the fall is here, it's cold, and the beard follows my mood. I think it's a part of how I feel, so now that I'm grumpy since summer is gone and the cold weather is here, I grow beard to hide away for the winter. Not sure if any of this made sense though. I am growing a santa beard, maybe, or I'll shave tomorrow, who knows.
I keep my beard because it grows naturally, and I like it. I groom it and take care of it because I care about myself, and a person feels better when he/she gets the sense that he/she is caring for him-/herself,
I love you all, you are so funny. Beard everytime. My husband with his beard, is the love of my life, my companion, the guy who makes me cry laughing. My husband without his beard is some weird looking guy that I don't fancy sitting in the same room as me. It's just wrong. Can't even look at him. Nope. 💚
I grew a beard because A) I like them. I find men with beards attractive. It's also quite common for metal heads like me to have them and B) It helps to give my face a better shape.
I'm a woman with a beard, and I love it. I'm also lesbian, but I do like beards on others too. I was born female, but I can grow a beard due to wonky hormone levels, basically. The main reasons I choose to keep a beard instead of shaving it off basically boil down to comfort. I like how it feels to stroke (which is a soothing activity to do) and not having to deal with nasty razor burns and nicks. I used to consider getting rid of it altogether, like permanently, but then I realised I didn't want it gone forever. So then I figured why not grow it out then, if I wanna keep it so badly? And turns out I like it. I like caring for it, with washing, balms, oils, trimming, etc, and wearing makeup alongside it as well. I do get a lot of stares and a lot of people mistake me for a man, but I have more important things to worry about than random people's personal opinions of my looks. My parents hate it and I can feel that they're ashamed of me because of it, but I can't make such choices based on their opinions either. My girlfriend loves my beard though, and she's also a lesbian. Beards are obviously more common on men, and I do consider myself an exception to that general rule. It does make me feel less feminine, but not not less of a woman.
I must say I was not expecting this to be as entertaining as it is 😂. I've been growing my beard for about a month now. I'm so glad I came across your channel. Subbed forsure. Thanks man.
That would be the main reason. I don't even have much facial hair - mostly a goatee and a wispy mustache, and I still keep the goatee because I hate the prospect of the skin being irritated. Though it's evolved into some sort of Pan worship by now due to length
I have very fair shin and until I was 18 yo I suffered from sunburnt lips constantly ( cracked and bleeding ) I then grew a beard and have not had a problem for 52 years
"Laziness was a gateway to caring about stuff" - wheezy wisdom at its finest
I love that quote so much lol
We like beards, but may be a little biased. 🙂 -Eric
what is this a crossover episode?
Beards are wonderful ❤
I can't even grow a beard lol I just look like a crazy mountain man if I tried to grow a little bit .-.
Amen
Beta boxe ..⚫
Here for the obligatory “best parents on TH-cam” scene.
He sounds so much like his dad.
Is the mom swiping right the whole time?
I was going to say that, but it sounded like this, “How are your parents so awesome!” There. I said it. I feel better.
Should be Mum's channel.
Here Here!!
My wife said,”I don’t like beards.”
I said,”Then don’t grow one.”
@Crotch Banister someone can't grow a beard
LOL, I told my girlfriend that exact thing! 😂🤣🧔👍
boom got her
I made a video and your in it th-cam.com/video/MhVDPOnWr8M/w-d-xo.html
then she said: "but im too lazy to shave"
So weird seeing wheezy interacting with the public! I'm betting it was a clone.
It was.
Ah yes, social interaction clone, my favourite wheezy clone
yeah, social interaction clone is much friendlier than quietly scheming clone.
Will social interaction clone be sent to the alligator pit, or does he have a future ahead of him?
@@louisgentilucci1188 I didn't even notice an alligator pit in new house. It's usually in the kitchen area and whale tank is usually in the bedroom area but, I definitely didn't see either one of them. I didn't do much exploring around down in the basement. They are probably down there now since it wouldn't be good to have them around the baby.
IT WAS VERY NICE TO SCIENCE WITH YOU - DR. SCIENCE
Science rulesss!
i was expecting some video editing to make her beard magically grow
Same.
Lol me too
Or a jump cut to her wearing the fake beard
@@teknophyle1 That would have been great.
@@teknophyle1I think she would have liked that a lot!!!
I love my husbands beard. I do most of the grooming for it. It’s kept impeccably trimmed and groomed, and it really suits his personality and style. I mostly always prefer a beard to a clean shaven face, provided it’s well groomed.
When my husband shaves his beard he looks both ten years older and ten years younger at the same time. It’s upsetting.
beards hide wrinkles, sagging jowels and double chins, (one reason why I think women hate them--jealously)
Woman logic
@@andrewmillar8153 lol
@@andrewmillar8153 lmao
LMFAO , ON POINT
Your skill for making these videos is amazing.
"A man who shaves his beard for a woman deserves neither" - some manly dude with a beard
I applaud your wisdom. Men should be hairy and proud! I don't wanna find my husbands leg hair, chest hair, pubes and ass hair in the bath. If I wanted a hair free spouse I'd become a lesbian. Looks better on him 😊💚
@@mumofmany7589 woah woah you're telling me ladies aren't hairy?? well then shit I should go through out my razor. I didn't know I was hair-free.
@@nestigator . I'm actually very hairy. Our plughole couldn't cope with 2 lots of body hair. And it's " Throw"
@Josip I can't quite tell if there is sarcasm past the first sentence, but if not, lots of guys in athletics shave their leg and pit hair for various reasons. Also, do you really think all the really cut actors don't grow chest hair? They do, but they shave it off.
@Ferd Ferd.D ever heard of a joke
I feel like I have watched thousands of YT videos at this point, and they all try to be funny to some degree, but this is the very first time I've ever watched one that was legit funny. Not just a snort and a huff once, but like, *actually* funny throughout the whole video! Well done!
Agreed. This is possibly the only creator that genuinely makes me laugh out loud.
I have a beard. Is it for manliness? virility? Super powers? Nope, it's to hide a dolphin tattoo on my chin.
why
Free the dolphin!
NOOOO!!!! Really???
Or to hide the lack of your chin
@@kevinmott9046 Bingo!!
The natural default position is to have a beard. To shave it off is the choice. If someone says they don't like your beard, that means they don't like your natural self and they are demanding you change for them. Fight for the beard 😁
Thats the best explanation ever, why arent you the top comment?
No not really, because a beard needs to be maintained too. Its like shaving your hair all off.
No. Your growing toenails would also be the natural or default position. Not nice either! Unfortunately, many men don't trim and maintain their beards well. Looks not very attracting, rather unkempt.
The natural default is to be filthy as a wild animal. If someone doesn’t like your stench, they don’t like the filthy animal you are.
@@jasonmathis825 Wild, healthy animals usually aren't filthy.
Keanu reeves has one so it automatically increases anyones hotness level.
@Ferd Ferd.D had
Look at his pictures without a beard recently. Just... look 😖
Also Jesus had one end of story
@@arinaz318 I've seen quite a few images from Bill and Ted 3 and he doesn't look bad. I mean he's much better looking with the beard and the long hair with the clean-shaven face isn't a great look, but he's still much better looking than most people and certainly looks excellent for 54.
He has the "forrest" beard. Not a fan
Grew a beard a year ago and never going back. I like it and my wife loves it so its staying and it really is so much better than shaving every single day.
"NO SON OF MINE WILL EVER HAVE A BEARD! - Except Craig, our only son." The bits with the parents are the best.
It was just perfect. Lol
I have had a beard for 40+ years and I don't really care if other people like it or not
@The Metalhead Really? Men get compliment from other men that don't have beards. Have you honestly ever gotten a beard compliment from a women?
straight up super under rated comedy on this channel, the fact you could make your ad funny is like the very best youtuber trait
Sorry, but once you have a beard it's hard to shave it off.Try shaving off your eyebrows.Thats what it feels like after you've had a beard.
this is exactly how i feel but i didn’t know how to put it into words, gonna tell my family this next time they try telling me to shave
Ok I did it,what next?
And once you shave your head... it’s impossible to let it grow back.. even a quarter inch is too long
No its not. I got low once and let mine grow. I couldn't wait to get it off. I did take a picture though, just in case I ever needed to be reminded of why I hate them. Signed, clean shave for life, just like my father before me.
Seriously! Since I've grown mine out I've thought about shaving it off from time to time but then I remember that I look about 14 without it and I always decide to keep it
i just gotta say, i freaking LOVE the fact that your parents routinely agree to appear in your videos, esp in the ways that they do. GOLD
Hear me out. Shaving your head. Keep the beard...shave the head.
I have to agree. I think shaving your head gives a more confident look.
That's where I'm at myself. Been balding since i was 22. I've at least kept a goatee and a bald head since then. Right now I'm growing out my beard though. It's a choice not a fashion statement.
Nope
That’s me..... I look like a Viking warrior.. or KRATOS.
Tristan Stevens it’s a very sleek look lol
2:04
Craig: What would you say if I---
Chyna: No.
God I miss being married...No, I'm serious. Adorable.
@Jessica Marie Baumgartner Chance the Rapper
Why your parents should have more screen time LIST.
1. THEY'RE AWESOME.
2. End of list.
So, why is 'End of list' part of the list?
Please keep including clips with your parents! They're amazing!!!
If his mother jams her finger any harder on her smart phone screen while swiping, I think there are going to be shards of glass exploding into a million pieces.
A well kept beard never goes out of style.
I like beards because stubble causes whisker burn, and it's hard to walk with whisker burn.
Oh my GOD
Silkendrum
Ahaha....true! It sounds like a dirty joke, but it’s actually problem with some guys....
My good lady & I just laughed up a storm.
Absolutely perfect.
Have to disagree... Anything more than stubble is a waste!
Now I know why beards carry fecal matter, thanks for that
Every time, your parents are better than the last time. Such exponential growth in unsustainable, keep going!!!!
I also heard a theory awhile back that beards may have other evolutionary functions like protecting our necks from predators by obscuring it which would have benefited men in hunter-gatherer societies who were the primary ones to have hunted. So add that to the list: 11. discourages cave lion bites
Nonsense - the San people of south west Africa, the oldest existing hunter gatherers have very little facial hair.
I started shaving at 14, stopped shaving at 16 and have been grooming my beard to differing degrees ever since. I am going to be 50 in March. Most of the time I have kept my beard around a 1/2" in length with upper checks and neck shaved. In the winter l let it all grow for a month or two or until I feel the need to start grooming again.The only problem with this is re-establishing jaw and cheek lines. In the last 33 years I have heard every reason under the sun for shaving it off. Now a days I politely listen, then say , thank you and do my best to change the subject.
My husband’s list for growing a beard is only slightly longer than yours.
1. Less shaving.
2. He looks 12 without one.
End of list.
Dude, same!
When you're older, number 2 seems like a pro not a con.
Exactly the same with my hubby! Oh, and a beard hides a double chin. 😅
Because all the ladies want to have a Viking in their lives ;)
This guy deserves millions and millions of subscribers!
1. It perfectly matches my 30cm Gandalf pipe.
Buster Näslund Ditto. Cooler smoke too.
I want to be ur friend
I'll bring some old tobey pipe weed
Troll Hidden Cave Sounds great. I think my church warden is the “Strider” model. Came with a nice stand. Well shaped briar bowl.
I like your channel. It's nice to see grown up people on TH-cam.
Best moments:
Craig running through the garden with the razor ALOFT
His mom’s delivery of “except for Craig our only son”
Just...absolutely killed me
Immifer YES!!! Died here too!!
I was hit pretty hard with the wog gen and started growing facial hair when I was around 12. Once I got to 16 it was almost impossible to shave every day. By the end of the day I'd need to shave again. I was bullied pretty badly and called a terrorists not just from students but a few teachers. It didn't help that I was on and still am on medication that had a side effect of growth of hair on my nose brow and earlobes. So instead of fighting it I used it to my advantage to draw people's attention away from all of the ugly (which I wax and pluck) and draw towards the beard. Every time I leave the house, I without a doubt get compliments about my beard from men and women. I keep it maintained through trimming, washing, balms and oils.
I love the clips with your parents.
I like how moms always swiping her phone hard-and-fast LOL
@@ashiafouch6164 "furiously" ... hard & fast is best left to... other platforms
Was about 17 years old, couldn't grow a real beard, was starting to run trapline in central Montana (you do that in winter). After that first season was able to grow a beard and the NEXT season was SO MUCH more pleasant. Have worn a beard ever since.
8:50 chyna's voice is travelling through hyperspace!
I have had a beard since 1976, that is the year I got out of the service. Everyone including me has no ideal what I look like! My wife has never seen me without a beard. I have a beard because thats me. I saved enough money on shaving creams and razors to pay cash for my last two trucks. That is also me. They never go out of style and they are warm in the winter and the sun does not burn my face in the summer. Lots of northern men have beards.
I'm the only man on either side of my family that can grow a beard. My dad's 'stache is better than mine, but he can't grow hair on his cheeks. None of my (biological) uncles can grow a full beard either.
My BIL can grow a hilariously thin indigenous guy beard.
I must carry this beard to protect my family's honour.
That or you are adopted.. sorry bro
Same for me lmao
Wear it proudly
Your mom and dad are truly cool.
Kudos.
This video is genuinely so hilarious. Craig's comic timing is brilliant -- he obviously gets it from his dad
I do not care about the beard, but I somehow got to your channel and subscribed and I just love your style and sense of humor (with editing skills and everything)
Young you without a beard = Phil Collins!!
I was thinking more Kevin Spacey.
+
Totally!
Rich Evans
I was going to say that...
Ok ok ok... has ANYONE... EVER... Seen Wheezy Waiter and Phil Collins together? We may be on to a massive secret cover-up here. Wheezy waiter is actually... tum tum tummmmmm... Younger Phil Collins Clone.
When your dad looked at the camera he looked exactly like you! Love the parents
I no longer recognize myself without one.
I tried shaving it after a few years and it was downright creepy to look in a mirror afterwards.
Ikr. I made the same mistake and was like, 'where did my chin go?'
Mascara for men, draws attention to the eyes! I love beards , married 20 years to a wonderful bearded man, he shaved it off once. The children cried and I felt I was kissing a teenager ewww. No kisses till it grew back a bit😂
10:34 I think your eyebrows are feeling lonely. You should grow them down and grow the beard up until they connect.
If that creates a vision problem, you could try relocating your eyes to the top of your head. That would also solve the baldness problem.
Replacing my original comment, I think I know why I like beards. I see a gentleness, a kindness on men who have beards. I think it shows a small bit of significant but I guess subtle extra character...?
I guess you can say I'm a beard lover.
>< that edit @0:59 oh my goodness. WheezyWaiter, you funny.
it was just so well done 👌👌😅
It took him 60 seconds to get a like from me.
Having a beard that looks good is far from being lazy, shaving is a lot easier
and much cheaper beard balms oils creams coditioners coast me alot of money
Absolutely! It’s hard.. I get 2 days a perfect beard...after a great trim...then it’s back to trying to make it great... that’s hard
This exactly.
You beat me to it.
Paul's Health & Fitness you got that right 👨🏽🤙
@@moalmaliki6354 No, giving up my manhood is expensive.
I feel the same way about my leg hair as a woman.
You like really need to make a video about that. In fact if you don't I will.
Same!
we need pictures for research purposes
Hair is the most natural thing, people shouldn’t force themselves to be shaved all the time
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Between a full beard and a compleet shave you have so many options! I already have goaty for so long. The few times I shaved it up it felt horrible...
I grew a beard for the sole purpose of "covering up the ugly"...
Same
@First Last Same here.
Me too that y I'm single for my whole life
I shave to keep track of my chin so i can keep check of my weight. I was told to grow a bread to hide the lack of neckline so, I shaved like hell since I want to lose weight and I see it as running away. I did lose weight and my neck line is cleaner.
@First Last niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hahahah
You bring the world joy but watching puts me in a great mood!
I rarely laugh out loud. This video had me howling.
YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS AND GETTING BETTER EVERY DAY - wow - you've REALLY come into YOUR OWN BRAND OF expression - cool. I like it. Thank you.
I like a well trimmed beard...the operative word being WELL trimmed.
When your dad turned and said, "should I tell her?" I completely saw you! You look so much like your dad, and I never saw it before!
WAIT WAIT WAIT. What the hell is that “other option” for the brand/logo at 1:47?!??
After looking at it for a while I think it's supposed to be boobs.
Maybe balls? Lol
I'm wondering as well
It was a butt, a "butt still." Because he said "But still..." It took me three watches to understand the joke and then I guffawed.
@@melodysmash thank you
Been growing my beard out for 2 years. Got it to about 7in long. Just trimmed it last week down to 4 in. I miss the length, but it looks heather now. Always good to trim it up after a while so it looks fuller. Plan to grow it out until it reaches Gandalf length(if my genes let me).
Next video 'why people dislike beards?'
I truly love your parents!
"Now, number 2"
Comes back from the toilet
"Now number 3"
Comes back from god knows where
*"Don't Ask"*
was waiting to read a comment about that :)
😏
This is basically just an add to everyone who wants to watch this. They’re watching a add. An add is short for an advertisement
In my case is because the beard fills the gap left by my lack of jawline.
His humor never fails. Consider why its called consider (why is it not con-sider?). Love it
The part where he was shirtless flexing for his woman with caveman hair... had me dying!!!!!
Use to work for UPS and they had a ridiculous no facial hair policy.. when I went somewhere it was allowed, I grew it and never looked back. My reason, i personally think it makes me look better. I trim it every couple of days and its barely less work than shaving it..
“I didn’t know I... was holding a severed hand.” Almost died.... whew...
His videos with Chyna are my favorite. She's so cute.
I like my beard because it decorates my face, in fact it takes longer to trim a beard nicely than clean shaving. Clean shaving is for lazy people
my father always donned a fullbeard, so I kinda am biased and do the same since I was 22 ~, so about 7y now (clean shaven fora month every other year or less). I am currently letting it really grow, at least the chin portion of it because I am curios to see what happens.
Lazyness might be a part for many, but with electic shavers and stuff, it isn't really that tedious anymore to get the clean shave look daily (imo). a fullbeard is decently easy with a good electric trimmer as well. if you go beyond 15mm (25mm depending on what you have) it really get interesting and I myself just get to know how hard it is to get both a longer beard and a prim and proper look of it :D
100% laziness, I trim it when the hair of my moustache start tiggling my lips because it's annoying.
I don't have a beard, I have no interest in growing a beard, but I've subbed because that was hugely entertaining and well put together. Good job, Mr Beard Man!
Note to self: never watch wheezywaiter whilst eating. Nearly redecorated the place with food
The writing. So good.
Beard is the key to maintain our body temprature, Concentration, Aggressiveness and lust...
So Grow Beard and Enjoy Life
I like your sense of humor. Refreshing.
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ive been here for like 15 mins and i cant work out what the 'other options' was
@wheezywaiter please respond
It was a butt. Took me a few watches to get the joke. 😝
Recently, I got a new job. I have to shave daily for the job. I've had a beard for several years. Other than Harry's Shave Club, I'm interested and newer products for those of us who have to shave. Thanks for the content and the input.
no beard but i like weezywaiter :)
I grew a beard simply because I feel more confident with one. I am 26 and when I don't have a beard, I feel like I could still blend in with the middle school students. With my beard, I respect myself easier, and people at work and on the streets seem to also. I am definitely the baby face!
I grew a beard when I was on vacation in Europe for thirty days and I didn't want to bring a shaving kit. I met this woman who said to me, "I didn't think Americans had beards". I said "I have two. Do you you want to see my other one?" She did.
Nice
Right on!
I would have reacted the same way
I used to think that I look like a toddler when I shave, but some people claim that it is all in my head. I think I just like the change. I had a beard for years, then shaved it all down this summer, and I looked good. Now the fall is here, it's cold, and the beard follows my mood. I think it's a part of how I feel, so now that I'm grumpy since summer is gone and the cold weather is here, I grow beard to hide away for the winter.
Not sure if any of this made sense though. I am growing a santa beard, maybe, or I'll shave tomorrow, who knows.
.....because you can set a world record by sticking a LOT of toothpicks in your beard.
I keep my beard because it grows naturally, and I like it. I groom it and take care of it because I care about myself, and a person feels better when he/she gets the sense that he/she is caring for him-/herself,
I heard someone say recently that beards are like a sweatshirt for the face. 😳
They also keep your face cooler in the summertime 😊
Working on beard right now. It’s free entertainment.
I love you all, you are so funny. Beard everytime. My husband with his beard, is the love of my life, my companion, the guy who makes me cry laughing. My husband without his beard is some weird looking guy that I don't fancy sitting in the same room as me. It's just wrong. Can't even look at him. Nope. 💚
I grew a beard because A) I like them. I find men with beards attractive. It's also quite common for metal heads like me to have them and B) It helps to give my face a better shape.
I've got a damned forest on my face. Had a beard since leaving the military in 2009, and it's here to stay!
I'm a woman with a beard, and I love it. I'm also lesbian, but I do like beards on others too. I was born female, but I can grow a beard due to wonky hormone levels, basically. The main reasons I choose to keep a beard instead of shaving it off basically boil down to comfort. I like how it feels to stroke (which is a soothing activity to do) and not having to deal with nasty razor burns and nicks. I used to consider getting rid of it altogether, like permanently, but then I realised I didn't want it gone forever. So then I figured why not grow it out then, if I wanna keep it so badly? And turns out I like it. I like caring for it, with washing, balms, oils, trimming, etc, and wearing makeup alongside it as well. I do get a lot of stares and a lot of people mistake me for a man, but I have more important things to worry about than random people's personal opinions of my looks. My parents hate it and I can feel that they're ashamed of me because of it, but I can't make such choices based on their opinions either. My girlfriend loves my beard though, and she's also a lesbian. Beards are obviously more common on men, and I do consider myself an exception to that general rule. It does make me feel less feminine, but not not less of a woman.
Statistically speaking 97% of women like beards. The other 3%, they do too.
All women I know dislike beards, but maybe it is a cultural thing (I'm from Moscow)
@@potmki6601 Maybe they just dislike _your_ beard.
I must say I was not expecting this to be as entertaining as it is 😂. I've been growing my beard for about a month now. I'm so glad I came across your channel. Subbed forsure. Thanks man.
Another reason: sensitive skin. Irritation’s no fun.
I haven't shaved in years...mainly for this very reason.
@@mattbermo1958 ...or just have a beard.
That would be the main reason. I don't even have much facial hair - mostly a goatee and a wispy mustache, and I still keep the goatee because I hate the prospect of the skin being irritated. Though it's evolved into some sort of Pan worship by now due to length
I have very fair shin and until I was 18 yo I suffered from sunburnt lips constantly ( cracked and bleeding ) I then grew a beard and have not had a problem for 52 years
Why I like beards:
1: Weezy has one
2: Keanu Reeves has one
3: they look cool
Is this...is this the best channel on the internet?