We Can't.. I have a girlfriend [Boyfriend Roleplay][Devoted] ASMR

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  • @DecimoDecember
    @DecimoDecember 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3250

    *"I'm definitely not drunk."*
    Says every drunk man who seconds later we'd find them all knocked out somewhere or maybe talking to a microwave😌

    • @sennavanderstroom3261
      @sennavanderstroom3261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Said me who was clearly wasted.

    • @lydiax2178
      @lydiax2178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I’ve definitely found my friend talking to a microwave after he claimed he was practically sober (I’m not joking)

    • @megamisaikou8170
      @megamisaikou8170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Or a clock. (I'm referencing the "Tell the time, I'm not drunk!" vine. If you know, you know. 😉)

    • @lulu9599
      @lulu9599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Thad was my oldest brother at my brothers wedding.
      He said "I'm not drunk" and about 10 minutes later he was knocked out at the side of the road.

    • @hitoshishinso7652
      @hitoshishinso7652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I saw my sisters bf talking to a fan when he was drunk after telling us he wasn't drunk

  • @JuriMay
    @JuriMay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6193

    “She was wearing these shorts...and she had a backpack”
    Me:.......Dora?
    (Edit: CONGRATS ON 100k!!🥳)

    • @faehbe
      @faehbe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      AJSHSKAL I CANT BREATHE BRUH doRaA? ajajnaa

    • @killerqueen6733
      @killerqueen6733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      LMAO 😭

    • @icycandiee6343
      @icycandiee6343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      OH MY LORD!!!!!

    • @thatanonymouschocolate
      @thatanonymouschocolate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      😂😂 I’m deceased 💀

    • @cookiesncream_
      @cookiesncream_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      the part when he was describing his girlfriend was actually really funny and cute lol shsjajshaja

  • @날죽여줘-t3w
    @날죽여줘-t3w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2471

    "Shes fine...shes so fine"
    Me built like a deformed glass of chocolate milk yEp sO fInE😃

    • @crimsonnights1776
      @crimsonnights1776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Adorable

    • @날죽여줘-t3w
      @날죽여줘-t3w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@crimsonnights1776 Awww thank you❤💀

    • @crimsonnights1776
      @crimsonnights1776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      C·R·Y·B·A·B·Yツ · You’re welcome

    • @us3r_fj0rd98
      @us3r_fj0rd98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      honestly my type :))

    • @talileonard2553
      @talileonard2553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      *skinny hourglass with thighs* yeah haha same 👀

  • @Ema-cm4vp
    @Ema-cm4vp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +662

    “I’m not drunk”
    Says every drunk person ever...

  • @zekokiryan3537
    @zekokiryan3537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +882

    "You can not kiss these lips....I have a girlfriend."
    That line made me laugh so hard. Thank you so much K.

  • @michellec6053
    @michellec6053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1702

    me : *sees notification*
    k : “we can’t... i have a girlfriend”
    me : “better be me i’m your gf. it’s too early for angst K plz.”

    • @j-hopsmile5222
      @j-hopsmile5222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The same sis lol

    • @oolaaaaa
      @oolaaaaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Fr have you seen tiktok with the anime boys omg😔✋🏾

    • @klopia1
      @klopia1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      same ohmygaw

    • @brittanyhansen2176
      @brittanyhansen2176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hehe 666 likes 😈

  • @Iconic-dreamy
    @Iconic-dreamy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1754

    Imagine if he was talking in the reflection of his mirror the whole time

    • @BoyfriendAudioASMR
      @BoyfriendAudioASMR  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1136

      Talking to the toaster. Definitely the toaster. x

    • @catwithknife5390
      @catwithknife5390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      @@BoyfriendAudioASMR the only time I'd talk to a toaster is when I'm about to toss it in a bath with me

    • @carlazuzcangetdiswap7697
      @carlazuzcangetdiswap7697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Angel Stiffey depressing love story😎

    • @bonkbonk6747
      @bonkbonk6747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@BoyfriendAudioASMR I wouldn't be suprised if you were actually talking to a toaster....js you seem like that kinda guy....also if you were drunk drunk I feel like you'd end up hitting on a lamp or sum lmao

    • @indigo_edits5840
      @indigo_edits5840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@BoyfriendAudioASMR MAKE ME BAGLES

  • @sierradent5649
    @sierradent5649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1464

    Why the hell did i read the title as "we cant have a giraffe"......

  • @willvandom4648
    @willvandom4648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1358

    Omg omg omg this is happening that’s my drawinnngggg
    Edit thanks yall for ur sweet words

    • @willvandom4648
      @willvandom4648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      My heart literally melted right now ur soooo sweet awww love ya I can’t breathe 🥺

    • @paishencejoi679
      @paishencejoi679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Will Vandom congrats! It looks so cool gimme your skills

    • @willvandom4648
      @willvandom4648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Paishence joi thank u means a lot to me aww🥰

    • @naripark3491
      @naripark3491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This looks amazing good job💖

    • @willvandom4648
      @willvandom4648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Nari Park Thank u ur so sweet

  • @evelyndavies8300
    @evelyndavies8300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +600

    I felt as if we the girls that came in were the same person and he just didn't recognize us as we immediately came back in after we were told to look for his gf

    • @BoyfriendAudioASMR
      @BoyfriendAudioASMR  4 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      Correct! x

    • @evelyndavies8300
      @evelyndavies8300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@BoyfriendAudioASMR thanks for replying. I saw some other comments that were disagreeing so I was second guessing myself ♥️

    • @miyapizzeria
      @miyapizzeria 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      BoyfriendAudio, O H

    • @kelisgbranch5831
      @kelisgbranch5831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      wait i’m confused

    • @lilasku17
      @lilasku17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      hahahah nice one!

  • @lulu9599
    @lulu9599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +638

    Me: *reads title*
    Also me: That's a real man right there

  • @us3r_fj0rd98
    @us3r_fj0rd98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1245

    "SHE'S SO FINE"
    Me: *aggresively twerks*

  • @missyblue4966
    @missyblue4966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1734

    He's so close to 100k, omg.. remember us when your famous man 😪❤
    Edit: he made it 🙃✨

  • @Deniseji
    @Deniseji 4 ปีที่แล้ว +813

    The one DiSliKe is the girl that tried to kiss our boyfriend (edit:DANG 533 LIKES most attention i ever got😌✨)

  • @chuuzy.33
    @chuuzy.33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    therapy: expensive
    boyfriendaudio asmr's: free

    • @dearsweet8111
      @dearsweet8111 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not if you want the spicy one's lol

  • @soussistar6822
    @soussistar6822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    When you're too early and there's no comments to read...
    Edit: 4:56 .... I think boyfriendaudio will soon be husbandaudio
    And I'm so ready for it 🤧

    • @Myskullhrtzss
      @Myskullhrtzss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Felt that wfwffwfwdwdww

    • @paywowza
      @paywowza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      that’s causes depression

    • @CallsignPanther
      @CallsignPanther 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i read that as Husbando :'D

  • @shilohrani9651
    @shilohrani9651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    “I’m not a cheater” but he gives 99,8k people butterflies 🦋
    ✨hEaRt BeEn BrOkE So MaNy TiMes✨
    Edit: 100k* Congrats🥳

  • @bambii7908
    @bambii7908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    K: posts
    Everyone: smashes there fingers on the notifications button

    • @Morbid_Kandy
      @Morbid_Kandy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I clicked like sanic-
      And I think I almost broke my phone

    • @strawberrycuti3045
      @strawberrycuti3045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      UnU it is a must the of a notification, k post I click

  • @Lee-th5jn
    @Lee-th5jn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    Some of us are illiterate lolol, I saw the title as "we cant...girlfriend."

    • @sunnymorning3038
      @sunnymorning3038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂 u r so funny

    • @RhiannayyMSP
      @RhiannayyMSP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I read it as “wait can’t,....girlfriend” 😭😭

    • @s2yashironenes232
      @s2yashironenes232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I read as "we can't... I can't have a girlfriend"

  • @chrischicken1829
    @chrischicken1829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    AAAAH HE SOUNDS LIKE A WHOLE ASS CHAD IN THE BEGINNING 😭😭

  • @xx_itairy_xx9234
    @xx_itairy_xx9234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    Drunk K: “Baby, Baby you found me” :D
    Me: Of course, how could I not find a boy as adorable as you?
    This audio is so cute it made me blush. Thanks K ✨🤍

    • @banshareeparmar7432
      @banshareeparmar7432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know you! I know you!! I can’t remember where
      Edit: Patreon 😌

    • @xx_itairy_xx9234
      @xx_itairy_xx9234 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bansharee Parmar
      Do you? 👁👄👁

    • @banshareeparmar7432
      @banshareeparmar7432 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Xx_iTairy_xX * girl yes🤣 I screenshot a meme you posted few days back 😛

    • @xx_itairy_xx9234
      @xx_itairy_xx9234 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bansharee Parmar hahaha 😂💕

  • @aniiyasmith4339
    @aniiyasmith4339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    Imagine if we start school at a university and hear this voice 😳 id have to switch because I could not focus for the life of me if he was my teacher👁👄👁

    • @hoshisbubblez
      @hoshisbubblez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Saaaaame, I mean I'd still pass but like still 🤣🤣🤣

    • @D1SPLEAS3D
      @D1SPLEAS3D 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I'd probably go to school more often- 👀

  • @phoebebonner3271
    @phoebebonner3271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    Man: I am not freaking drunk
    Mother: alright then, tell the time?
    Man: * turns to clock * I am not freaking drunk

  • @swimmingislove40
    @swimmingislove40 4 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    “I’m not drunk, you’re drunk.”
    An all too familiar line 😂

  • @fisrtnamelastname9185
    @fisrtnamelastname9185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    I read the title and my dyslexic ass thought it said "we can't.. I can't have a girlfriend" 😂😭😅

  • @julssinterlude
    @julssinterlude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    if my boyfriend aint like this i dont want him 😃👍🎶

    • @itofu3100
      @itofu3100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As you should😩☝

  • @littlecloud2607
    @littlecloud2607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    y’all he won’t remember us when he’s famous 😭🥴🤚🏼

    • @producttester5462
      @producttester5462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      He won't remember you when he's drunk either

    • @luvv__lanii
      @luvv__lanii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Product Tester noooooo💀😂

  • @Pau-mi7lh
    @Pau-mi7lh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    BoyfriendAudio: *arguing who's more drunk
    Nah, TH-cam's more drunk coz it notified me 3 minutes after the video was uploaded 🙄

  • @ialwaysfeellikesomebodyswa647
    @ialwaysfeellikesomebodyswa647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    K: one day I’m gonna ask her to marry me
    Me: *y e s*

    • @shedosentevengoherelooksdo2961
      @shedosentevengoherelooksdo2961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you have the best pfp and name oyama (i think thats how you spell his name) is shoooooook

    • @lynn-y5g
      @lynn-y5g 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      boyfriendaudio becomes husbandaudio 👀

  • @toobarose
    @toobarose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2961

    people waiting for a face reveal:
    👇🏼

    • @toobarose
      @toobarose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      He heart my comment-😳🥺❤️
      But seriously where’s the face reveal??!!

    • @pspsps.pspspsps
      @pspsps.pspspsps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      tooba aAAAA YES WE NEED A FACE REVEAL

    • @Deniseji
      @Deniseji 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@toobarose he need to do it at 200k

    • @glitterbabyangel7104
      @glitterbabyangel7104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Y'all need to stop. 😂😂😂😭
      He's neveeerrrrr doing it. But, NEVER SAY NEVERRRR!!!!🦋🦋🦋🦋💕💕💕✨✨

    • @Deniseji
      @Deniseji 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@glitterbabyangel7104 no lie 😏😂🙊

  • @isabella3413
    @isabella3413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    My stomach kinda dropped because I thought we’d be a homewrecker in this in one but I’m relieved now 😌✨

  • @AngelPerez-tp2bx
    @AngelPerez-tp2bx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    You know,not all men are like this amazing,incredible man such as BoyfriendAudio. He's so assuring,he know's how to make a girl feel comfort and safe,and he's so caring and sweet! It's like he's the perfect image idea of having a boyfriend like him and that's what i want in a man.

  • @nourata.5893
    @nourata.5893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    *LISTENS TO THIS DURING MY ZOOM CLASS*
    🙋‍♀️

    • @clitcorrectioncenter
      @clitcorrectioncenter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😝🤚🏾

    • @Des-vj9he
      @Des-vj9he 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤪🖐🏼

    • @Morbid_Kandy
      @Morbid_Kandy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🖐😌

    • @jessiete2611
      @jessiete2611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤚

    • @damisela3156
      @damisela3156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I know i'm being random but you're so gorgeous in your profile photo 🙈

  • @Morbid_Kandy
    @Morbid_Kandy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    K: I am not dRuNk
    Me: pffft lmao u are
    K: no I’m not
    Me: yeah yeah whatever-
    Omg-
    I can’t stop laughing in class rn-
    At the same time I feel like someone actually likes me it’s nice
    And honestly this was nice and so sweet 😂🥺
    Omg-
    “Not water first , you first”
    I am losing it and I wanna cry-
    I’m happy tho
    I was I’m early
    Best excuse to not join school 😌

    • @0andinfnity782
      @0andinfnity782 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm still late but not too late but I skipped online school too!

    • @Morbid_Kandy
      @Morbid_Kandy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Izadellx denki lol noice

  • @alwaystired32
    @alwaystired32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    k: *goes back for his drink that he left*
    if that was me. personally as a woman i would have left it there. i don’t know what could have made it into that drink by the time i got back 🤭

  • @lavinia980
    @lavinia980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Me: sad and depressed
    K: uploads
    Me: WOOHOO I’M SO HAPPY

  • @shled4727
    @shled4727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    k: you can’t kiss me- you cannot kiss m....these lips, I hAvE a GiRlFriEnD
    Yes.. yes you do daddy k tell em 👏🏾
    Edit: thanks for the likes^^ AND CONGRATS ON 100K BABES💕

    • @cinnamongirl7519
      @cinnamongirl7519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      👏🏽👏🏽

    • @dany9829
      @dany9829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      YES MAAM HES OUR DADDY DRUNKIE she trying to catch these hands 🥱🖐

    • @Deniseji
      @Deniseji 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      👀🔪 who killed her?

  • @jessrah
    @jessrah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    K: I'm NOT drunk
    Also K: why is the room spinning????
    This is so cute lol, we love an adorable mushy lovey dovey drunk man who is also well aware of his surroundings 💕

  • @oliviagregory5701
    @oliviagregory5701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Him: "the most gorgeous thing in the world"
    Me thinking: i.don't...think..i-
    *he better still be talking bout me*!!

    • @fruitzky
      @fruitzky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ofc he’s talking bout u x

    • @User-rk8yq
      @User-rk8yq 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Us*

  • @okaykels
    @okaykels 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Definition of husband material: K

  • @jennieismybias269
    @jennieismybias269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    i love how the girlfriend is going along with the story he’s telling even though he’s talking about her 🤣

  • @Tashwampa
    @Tashwampa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    This imaginary girl is gonna catch the hands of thousands of people, on life 🤣🤣

    • @cinnamongirl7519
      @cinnamongirl7519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      & that’s on THAT 🤣👏🏽

    • @dany9829
      @dany9829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      SO TRUE WE GONNA ALL WALK UP LIKE ITS GOING DOWN

    • @jazzhands3329
      @jazzhands3329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao-

  • @fatma7818
    @fatma7818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    I love it when he
    why are u scrolling? I love everything he does 😼

  • @daisyfontanos7517
    @daisyfontanos7517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    A man everyone deserves. Faithful not loyal.

  • @sciencelover404
    @sciencelover404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Am I the only one who barely pays attention to the audio because I just drown in K’s voice? 😂

    • @sciencelover404
      @sciencelover404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Omg I can’t believe K liked this!!!

  • @tamakiamajiki3463
    @tamakiamajiki3463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    How to tell your partner is a keeper
    1.) They don’t cheat on you even if they are drunk
    (It’s a joke but get you someone that’s a keeper)

  • @taylor3175
    @taylor3175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    i thought the title said “why cant i have a girlfriend” and i said back i think the same thing about b o y f r i e n d s

  • @kissmeunderneaththemoonssi8125
    @kissmeunderneaththemoonssi8125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    i was losing all my energy bUT THEN K POSTED YAYYY

  • @andy-xl2jt
    @andy-xl2jt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    “I’m not *fucking* drunk”
    “Okay, what time is it?”
    ...
    “I’m not fucking drunk-”
    Type beat 😼

  • @jociep8e456
    @jociep8e456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I remember how happy I was when you posted your 8k q&a. Now you're literally at 100k. I could not be more proud; the change in script diversity and quality is immense. Congrats on this big milestone! 🎆🎆🎆 Dont stop writing if its what you really live and enjoy. Much love, Joc.

    • @BoyfriendAudioASMR
      @BoyfriendAudioASMR  4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Thank you so much for being there from the start.

    • @jociep8e456
      @jociep8e456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@BoyfriendAudioASMR Holy shit! You're at 100k now, ahhhhhhhh

  • @rachelmoses2374
    @rachelmoses2374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    “ I have a girlfriend... only she’s allowed to be in my face” 🤣😂🤣. So funny and charming at the same time 💕

  • @melmoscarosaa6114
    @melmoscarosaa6114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Alternative title: laughing your ass off for 12 min and 36 seconds straight because your boyfriend is the most adorable thing on the planet

  • @Niickii.
    @Niickii. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Omg...if he did a female version of this...MY HEART WOULD EXPLODE 😍💙😂

  • @tiara634
    @tiara634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    I hope you not cheating on us K

  • @ollieexplainsitall9672
    @ollieexplainsitall9672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Awe I always love it when they tell their girlfriends they have a girlfriend it’s funny and cute

    • @Kyndall_Marie25
      @Kyndall_Marie25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I heard this story that this guy was so drunk he asked his girlfriend is she was single...she said yes

    • @ollieexplainsitall9672
      @ollieexplainsitall9672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kyndall Marie omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ollieexplainsitall9672
      @ollieexplainsitall9672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kyndall Marie that’s funny, but then again it’s REALLY NoT 🤣

  • @ranjini1828
    @ranjini1828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    When this girl try to kiss K
    Me : Girls........ Assemble someone is trying to get our man .
    K: This kisses are only for her .
    Me : 😊😊😊
    K : someday i am gonna ask her to marry me .
    Me : 😲🥰🥰

  • @bojanapetrovic6390
    @bojanapetrovic6390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    stop drinking with anthony and maybe you'll remember who your girlfriend is 😂

  • @user-jp4oi3lo2y
    @user-jp4oi3lo2y 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    is that a slight face reveal?!

  • @heytherekermithere5134
    @heytherekermithere5134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Imagine this is just him drunk but he said, “We can’t...I have a girlfriend” to his girlfriend 😂

    • @marss_anonymous
      @marss_anonymous 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That’s what happened In this audio lol

  • @knj_ktb9670
    @knj_ktb9670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    These are so relaxing, they could put me to sleep. Word of warning, don't listen to his voice in public, it'll make you sleepy

  • @zainubq6019
    @zainubq6019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Just the way you said “I would never hurt her” made me feel like you reaching in and grabbed my heart. You know what, just take it. I don’t need it anymore

  • @Nari_The_Real_Deal
    @Nari_The_Real_Deal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Use me as : i was here before he got famous bottom

  • @minmin-jw5ep
    @minmin-jw5ep 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    i am so late for this but jeez *THIS. IS. WHAT. A. GIRL. WANTS.*
    edit: OMG K BEAR YOU ARE AT 100K!!!!!! we’re so proud 😭

  • @luvushai
    @luvushai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I saw the title and was ready to fight

  • @rorynese6123
    @rorynese6123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    7:34
    K: “l need to get you to socialize”
    Me: with severe social anxiety
    *overly dramatic gasp*
    “NoOoOoOoOo AnYtHiNg BuT tHaT”
    *pretends to faint*

  • @heeyyalexis__
    @heeyyalexis__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I remember you asking, what we feel while listening to these audios . For me I feel a sense of calmness & I noticed that i don’t feel tense while listening . Something about your voice, maybe it’s when you clear your voice or something but it makes me forget about my anxiety, and I just feel relaxed after listening 💜

  • @tiara634
    @tiara634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    y'all need to start commenting. can't be early with no comments 😂

  • @An-ni3lf
    @An-ni3lf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    No one
    Me pretending to be the dude: 𝙉𝘼𝙝 𝙗𝙧𝙤 𝙣𝙖𝙝 𝙣𝙖𝙝 𝙣𝙖𝙝, 𝙔𝙚𝙖𝙝𝙝𝙝 𝙗𝙧𝙤 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙤𝙤

  • @thechuganuts5072
    @thechuganuts5072 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I laughed through 80% of that and was saying “aweeeee” the other 20%. That was so freaking adorable.
    Nice job Zee and K!!! 💙😇

    • @paishencejoi679
      @paishencejoi679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I knew I couldn’t be the only one laughing, Ms. P!

  • @kvi9785
    @kvi9785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I remember when you first began posting... Always listened to you when I drew. Now you’re almost at 100k, I’m finally proud of my art style. Damn, I’m happy for the both of us

  • @tiara634
    @tiara634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    i wonder if that picture is supposed to give us an idea of what he looks like 👁👄👁

    • @fortunecookie8312
      @fortunecookie8312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      If he looks like that I'm out here living my fantasy

    • @Deniseji
      @Deniseji 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That's what i was thinking i feel like his audios gives us hints about him like this one audio he was studying something about English and he is a English teacher

    • @willvandom4648
      @willvandom4648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I maddde ittt iam sooo happy

    • @kailey186
      @kailey186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i was thinking the same thing😙

    • @kenzie1579
      @kenzie1579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@willvandom4648 PLEASE TELL US IF IT'S SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE HIM

  • @sira9658
    @sira9658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The happiness I get from these audios-

  • @ayaabouzarbia3801
    @ayaabouzarbia3801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    ˢʰᵃʷᵗʸⁱˢˡⁱᵏᵉᵃᵐᵉˡᵒᵈʸⁱⁿᵐʸʰᵉᵃᵈᵗʰᵃᵗⁱᶜᵃⁿᵗᵍᵉᵗᵒᵘᵗᵍᵒᵗᵐᵉˢⁱⁿᵍⁱⁿᵍˡⁱᵏᵉⁿᵃⁿᵃⁿᵃⁿᵃᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵈᵃʸ

    • @BoyfriendAudioASMR
      @BoyfriendAudioASMR  4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Everytime I scroll past this comment I sing this in my head. x

    • @ayaabouzarbia3801
      @ayaabouzarbia3801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@BoyfriendAudioASMR makes me feel special💖

    • @hoshisbubblez
      @hoshisbubblez 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BoyfriendAudioASMR it's such a good song lol :P

  • @karen98653
    @karen98653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Lol him* "I'm not drunk"
    Me* "ARE U SURE ABOUT THAT?!" 😂😂😂
    This was so wholesome 😂😂

  • @staceyjeter4729
    @staceyjeter4729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    CONGRATS TO 100K!!!!! 💜💛 YAY you deserve the world your gonna do great things in life I believe in you and we are so proud of you keep your head up your crown if falling 👑

  • @Tashwampa
    @Tashwampa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This is honestly so cute, the drunk audios are hilarious to me, since it's been ages since I was drunk fr but I have fond memories of it. Thank you for posting K❤❤❤ everybody say thank you K🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽😊😊😊

  • @pame-3157
    @pame-3157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    A man devoted to his girlfriend EVEN when he's drunk?! Ha. Yeah sure😂

    • @iluvrr2892
      @iluvrr2892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Facts that's impossible

    • @iluvrr2892
      @iluvrr2892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Witch craft

    • @lotuswolf1518
      @lotuswolf1518 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cheating when sober never mind drunk

  • @poisonapple78
    @poisonapple78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Me: *peacfully watching Haikyuu on Hulu*
    K: Here ya go
    Me: Cmon! Don't make me choose!

    • @catwithknife5390
      @catwithknife5390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At least you can watch it. I was so close to finishing haikyuu and mha but my dad quit paying for it

    • @laneywilliams9138
      @laneywilliams9138 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Angel Stiffey crunchy roll❤️

    • @indigo_edits5840
      @indigo_edits5840 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@catwithknife5390 so sad😥

  • @victoriaquinn9041
    @victoriaquinn9041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    K... Honey... How does it feel to have almost 100k girlfriends? 😹😭

  • @xoojayda
    @xoojayda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Me: reads notification
    school can wait🤠

  • @arianna1489
    @arianna1489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    IM SO PROUD OF YOU. YOU DESERVE THIS MORE THAN ANYONE.

  • @peachpebbles7837
    @peachpebbles7837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i just finished the video and in conclusion we stan this man

  • @blehbleh4562
    @blehbleh4562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "i only had three drinks I'm not drunk"
    me: dead after a sip of apple juice

  • @honeybunch___
    @honeybunch___ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    YALL HES ABT TO REACH HES AT 99.9k AS I SPEAK

  • @kreesaisbury197
    @kreesaisbury197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Every drunk man on earth: you're my bro bro.

  • @dany9829
    @dany9829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    CONGRATS ON 100K Look guys our boyfriend is growing 🥳 LOVE YA

  • @lunarstream2105
    @lunarstream2105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Honestly life has been busy and it's been a hot minute since I visited your channel and the iconic first throat clearing at 0:14 made me smile :) ahh, it all came rushing back

  • @beachpls6555
    @beachpls6555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    ok ladies listen up , this kind of man is what we need in life period !

    • @beachpls6555
      @beachpls6555 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      omg did u just like my comment 🥺🖤

  • @naripark3491
    @naripark3491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    K: Im not drunk
    Also K: Why is everything spinning
    😂😂😂😂

  • @zephyrineeve1869
    @zephyrineeve1869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Every time K clears his throat my freaking god🥺❤️

  • @gaby-fv1sb
    @gaby-fv1sb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    HES SO CLOSE TO 100K IM SCREAMING OMG IM SO PROUD OF U WHATTT

  • @yaritzacontreras-arroyo2601
    @yaritzacontreras-arroyo2601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    10:50 OH MY GAWD THAT YAWN WAS SO ADORABLE I'M ABOUT TO COMBUST

  • @simply7770
    @simply7770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I've literally been checking his subscriber count like everyday and I am WAITING for that 100k

    • @Deniseji
      @Deniseji 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg i thought i was the only one!I can't wait until dis qna or is it q&a ? Im confused

    • @bookloverxox7328
      @bookloverxox7328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’ve been doing the same thing😂

  • @reinaaa1412
    @reinaaa1412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Seriously. K's laughter and giggles are my weakness. I cant help but melt whenever i hear them ☺️

  • @inapatata
    @inapatata 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Everytime this guy clears his throat... my hormones be doing the renegade dance

  • @roseasaurrex5862
    @roseasaurrex5862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I absolutely loved this one, makes me all warm inside! Also, CONGRATS ON 100K ✨✨

  • @paywowza
    @paywowza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    WHEN I MEAN I RUSHED, I RUSHED

  • @eroze7969
    @eroze7969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Me: * reads title *
    Also Me: (makes a bunch of excited faces before clicking)
    Me, Again: “ok ok stop playing and just click the video” 🥺✨

  • @juliaprmcornett
    @juliaprmcornett 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love when he has internal monologues 🥰🥰🥰🥰

  • @twdmid1653
    @twdmid1653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Him:" when a cat sits on your lap and you feel better"
    Me: *remembers my cat that died yesterday*👁💧👄💧👁