My friends:haha you're still single Me:wowowo what i an't never been single i always been the BAE You know BAE stands for B-boyfriend A-audio E-everyday
And as I pour redbull into my coffee for the fourth time this week and proceed to hear the colour purple, I can't help but wonder...which makes me blush more, sexy penguin or prettiest racoon?
K: “Maybe I’ll let you do work later” “I don’t know if anybody told you but I’m pretty sure that I’m bigger than you” >:D Me: HOW DARE YOU??!! >:C Sir, my heart is weak, I feel like it will explode from so much cuteness. I can't stop smiling like a fool, you make my day. Thanks guapo. ✨💕🥺
k: something about the back of your head just makes me sleepy. It’s like my body is trained to assume the sleepy position when we spoon me being a nerd: wait that’s a legit example of classical conditioning right there 👁👄👁
They aren’t unrealistic expectations!! Most the time this is what everyone deserves in a relationship, but we are told that we don’t deserve a healthy relationship. Like in movies... the way their relationship happens is what is unrealistic. However, the cute notes, gifts, and hugs are what you should be getting and giving in a relationship.
“How do you do it with no sleep” Me: hUh sleep? Ohhh I’ve never met her- I’m never tired *yawn* see I’m not tired “...You dont talk to much” Me: hAhA yes I do “No you don’t you talk perfectly” Me: you’ve never seen me in class then “..why are you asking so many questions” Me: iM cUriUos aBouT tHe wOrlD “.. All right sleepy head no more questions” Me: oki doki cuddlessssssssss , yay! “..am I happy? Ofc I’m happy , are you happy?” Me: Yes but actually no , is what you could say Thank you for reading , the things I said while listening to this. Have a good day
Him saying naptime as if it's a rare thing....honey you've obviously never seen me every moment of the day...sleeping for the gold medal 🥇...I've literally just woken up from a nap too
K: Being cute and complimenting me. Me: Dying because of how cute he is. I am sorry these videos are too cute for me to handle I literally cry every single video. ♥♥
Okay I wasn't gonna make this joke but..... him: "you are the prettiest raccoon, that's ever seduced me" me: "..... have you been seduced by a raccoon before???" 😂😂😂 ..... I'm so sorry 😂
@@us3r_fj0rd98 It was an innocent joke, even talking a racoon home as a pet is considered illegal in some places. I don't support anything like bestiality and ofc all animals are precious. I'm sorry if you find the comment offensive.
I just realized how close you are to 100k. You deserve every single one of your followers. You create amazing audios that just make me feel safe, accepted and happy. Thank you for creating you channel (all videos included). 🥰💖 Update: CONGRATULATIONS ON 100K
Me here with my 4th cup of coffee,haven’t slept in the last 17 hours, with my headphones in so I don’t wake my parents : 👁////////////👄///////////👁 Also look at these cute dinos. 🦖🦕
The fact that TH-cam recommended me this when I was in the middle of a laughing/crying fit trying to mask my pain is just- ✨immaculate✨ made my night 100x better thank you
Oh what would I do without your audios! Your audios have been like an anchor to my over-thinker, lonely self for past 4 months since I discovered your channel. I never thought someone’s voice could be so comforting and help keep you going. Thank you so much for everything!❤️
I didn't even listen to this yet and already saved it in my ASMR playlist; outside of standard asmr (tapping, scratching noises, etc) these are the only thing that have helped with my insomnia- you're truly a lifesaver!! 💜
SIR , you are making my expectations for my future bf so high if I didn't find someone like this I will stay single forever! 😭❤️ But jokes aside this really warms my heart from the beginning to the end you did amazing K as always ❤️❤️
Aww! ♡ I know this is not real. It's just acting but, it feels nice to listen to your videos. They makes me feel like someone really cares about me and loves me even if it's only for a few minutes lol♡♡ Thank you K :) xoxo
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Him: complimenting me
Me blushing and trying not to smile: shut up
Same tho
...... stwop 👉👈
Same🤡😅
*BAKA*
I sense tsundere vides... I love it 🖤
"demanding cuddles"
my clingy ass: but you would've gotten them anyway-
Omg I'm also very clingy 😅
NicolesLife same lol
@@nicoleslife1292 nothing wrong with showing love and affection x
SAME DCBHFSSH
I low-key got a Frozen vibe from this comment
me: *is watching criminal minds*
boyfriend audio: *uploads*
me: *sigh* sorry mathew gray gubler my other boyfriend is calling
me but with anthony ramos, i stopped watching hamilton for this 😭
me but with dakota johnson
miscvrda SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME she can ✨rail me✨
maddie wassell period.
❤️❤️❤️😂
Sir do you have a license for the way you say “baby”? That is a very dangerous weapon!
Exactly! 🥰
Hey we need back up this guy has used "baby" too dangerously he has got too many girls
@@lottie7457 I'm sending in back up now
reinforcements have arrived!!
Nah the reinforcements fell for it, I did to y'all is on ya own
Notifications: boyfrie-
Me: WAIT WAIT LEMME GET MY HEADPHONES *runs to my room*
OK, now your ready!!
I appreciate your pfp.
Him: **Yawns**
Me:**Yawns**
Him: are you sleepy?
Me: *Cut those damn cameras Deadass-*
I thought your pfp was hosoka💀💀💀💀💀
@@ノックスセージ BYE- 🏃🏽♀️ BSHGSJ
me yawning after reading ur comment
*stop controlling my mind* .-.
@@ノックスセージ pls-
@@jjwsvtk9987 sorry-
😗✋
Me: *sees this while I’m at work* “Welp time to nap at work!”
This made me laugh 🤣
its always good to take a break :>
Press x to doubt
...guys it was a joke.
X
“I fell in love with somebody who doesn’t even know my name..know my name no,no..and ik this, i’m ashamed“🥺💗
ok but me tho
Nah nah he knows ur name. It’s lovely, baby, baby doll, cutie, snuggle bear, nerd muffin, babe, sweetheart, sweetie, darling, ect you get the point
Aye it's ight im here to with you 😌
Same/
me : almost passed out
youtube : boyfr-
me : IM AWAK3 😌😌
LAMAOOAOA
MEEEEE DISIWPDOWMEMQMLSKSKSSM
HAHAEHHDJKWKQKWOWOWEDDDHDDHDH
"Aren't you tired, babe?"
Your voice gave me the strength and energy, enough to keep me awake for years 😌✨
😂😭
LMAOOOOO
1:17
me: about to start my english homework
K: **posts**
me: I HAVE BEEN *SAVED*
K’s a teacher too.. but his homework is 10x more important 😉
gia ren 지아 ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ 😂
tess i mean i would like english if i didnt get yelled at for only using the word good to describe things
Hahaha that’s gonna be me as soon as I grab everything to start my english hw!
kisu stg my english teacher wants to throw me off a cliff. he deadass gave me a thesaurus book thing for christmas 😓
My friends:haha you're still single
Me:wowowo what i an't never been single i always been the BAE You know BAE stands for
B-boyfriend
A-audio
E-everyday
Pewiodttt 😝😝😝
Yessir
Yeah right that's us.
I’m W H E E Z I N G
Period love
Sees it says nap time:
Me: 👁👄👁....➖👄➖
When the hell did this get this many likes holy shit
HAHAHAHA RIGHT💀
When I seen the faces you typed I died
Thanks for making my day Ava XD
LonelyPotato ahh this makes me happy. Thank you for making my day
➖👄➖
That is my face right now cause I’m really sleepy but I have a lot of homework to do........➖👄➖
Clicked faster than James Charles could say 'Hi Sisters'
Love this haha
Hahaha chile-
obviously we both have _nothing_ in common ... 😭
@@ariiiferrariii3187 oh so you part of the Auralescent (Matt) cult too?
Amazing username
And as I pour redbull into my coffee for the fourth time this week and proceed to hear the colour purple, I can't help but wonder...which makes me blush more, sexy penguin or prettiest racoon?
This comment needs more likes...omg
this is the best comment here
I am a raccoon
What did I just read? 😃
I- sexy pengin fosho
K: “Maybe I’ll let you do work later”
“I don’t know if anybody told you but I’m pretty sure that I’m bigger than you” >:D
Me: HOW DARE YOU??!! >:C
Sir, my heart is weak, I feel like it will explode from so much cuteness. I can't stop smiling like a fool, you make my day. Thanks guapo. ✨💕🥺
i just woke up- time to sleep again 🛏🏃🏼♀️💨
Lego-he
This is a unhealthy addition 😌 and I’m ok with that
same
Me too
Yeah
Same 😌✌🏾
I don’t think this addition hurts anybody-
k: something about the back of your head just makes me sleepy. It’s like my body is trained to assume the sleepy position when we spoon
me being a nerd: wait that’s a legit example of classical conditioning right there 👁👄👁
ay my mans cracked the code
Once again everyone here is a beautiful human
You're a beautiful human ❤
Evy Muller omg stooop! Why am I tearing up!🥺
Paishence joi You look so beautiful from your profile pic 😍
Science Lover oh my goodness, my heart🥺 thank you☺️
Paishence joi Or course 🥰
*me thinking he posted like 2 days ago:* 👁️👄👁️
i mean we ain't complaining
i love when he talks to us in *that* tone of voice
me, laying in bed with these unrealistic expectations of a relationship cause of all these audios like 👁👄👁 “i hate it hereee”
They aren’t unrealistic expectations!! Most the time this is what everyone deserves in a relationship, but we are told that we don’t deserve a healthy relationship. Like in movies... the way their relationship happens is what is unrealistic. However, the cute notes, gifts, and hugs are what you should be getting and giving in a relationship.
@@yup7703 who asked my dude? Who?
@@LuvairaCo Arent you a peach 😄
@@yup7703 I’m not a peach, I just simply wanted to know, who asked you to take that time and effort for what?
@@LuvairaCo it’s quite sad you resort to being a rude person :(
Me: sees "demanding cuddles"
Also me: Oh hell yea!✊
Liver failure
I am liver failure
@@ILoveJesus-c7z damn wtf?? XD
Well I guess we napping guys, lets get this extra large blanket and snuggle up
i love how we're always about to go to bed or we are in bed like ugh goals
*Me just waking up*
Him:Posted "Demanding cuddles"
Me: Welp let's go back to laying down and sleeping! :D
title: *come lie down*
me, already in bed all day: *well um..*
K: You talk perfekt
Me: too stupid to form a normal sentence😂😂😂
Audio: *“Baby“*
My mind: 𝑏𝐴𝑏𝑦 𝑆ℎ𝐴𝑟𝐾 𝑑𝑂𝑜 𝐷𝑜𝑂 𝑑𝑂𝑜 𝐷𝑜𝑂 𝑑𝑂𝑜 𝐷𝑜𝑂!
*bAbYsHaRk!*
😑
bABy sHaRk dOODoODODODodoDODOOoodoODODO! babY ShArK DOoODODODODOODO!
Kirishima in the distance: "Ahem... you have called?"
“Your feet are freezing* me: *suprised Pikachu face* how did you know?
Idk why but my feet are always freezing 😂
Science Lover same
uh mine are just burning rn
I was so down this whole week, hating myself and then boom! - Mr. K does not allow hatred towards yourself.
I hope you're feeling better for a while now ❤
@@Evybooks I am! Thank you so much ❤️
k: it’s naptime
me: ok It’s 12:30am here tho
“How do you do it with no sleep”
Me: hUh sleep? Ohhh I’ve never met her-
I’m never tired *yawn* see I’m not tired
“...You dont talk to much”
Me: hAhA yes I do
“No you don’t you talk perfectly”
Me: you’ve never seen me in class then
“..why are you asking so many questions”
Me: iM cUriUos aBouT tHe wOrlD
“.. All right sleepy head no more questions”
Me: oki doki cuddlessssssssss , yay!
“..am I happy? Ofc I’m happy , are you happy?”
Me: Yes but actually no , is what you could say
Thank you for reading , the things I said while listening to this. Have a good day
HHAHAHAHHAHAHAGA
Him saying naptime as if it's a rare thing....honey you've obviously never seen me every moment of the day...sleeping for the gold medal 🥇...I've literally just woken up from a nap too
Hey again xD
@@Crym3ar1v3rx heya ☺️
British Queen 😝 my stomach straight away when he said baby - 🦋🦋
@@Crym3ar1v3rx trust...same 🥺🥺
I-i dont know what sleep is :_
K says baby
My stomach - 🦋🦋🦋
My heart - 😭🥺
dude saaaaaaammeeeee ❤️😭
my brain: uwu
K: Being cute and complimenting me.
Me: Dying because of how cute he is.
I am sorry these videos are too cute for me to handle I literally cry every single video. ♥♥
You’re not alone 😭
we don't deserve him guys, he's so cute 🥺💕
Him: *complimenting us*
Me: *blushing* uhm chill anyways so...
This is so true lmao
@Carina Ray Girl* don’t worry thanks for still making sure
K: “No more questions, it’s nap time”
Me: *doing homework* okay~~~ ☺️☺️☺️
Edit: 1:51 why are yawns so contagious???
"Oh baby"
Nose bleed
I felt for that!!
@@icycandiee6343 Lmao
Am I the only one how takes a nap, wakes up its still day and I dont know what year it is...😂...I hate it so much😐
Okay I wasn't gonna make this joke but.....
him: "you are the prettiest raccoon, that's ever seduced me"
me: "..... have you been seduced by a raccoon before???" 😂😂😂
..... I'm so sorry 😂
He once said in a q&a that he did something super illegal in the past 👀👀
@@esterj.7474 OMG STAHPPPPPP 😂😂😂😂I FORGOT ABOUT THAT LMAO
@@esterj.7474 are you guys out here joking about bestiality because if so then wtf is wrong with you guys
@@us3r_fj0rd98 I think they were just kidding lol no one actually thinks he did anything with a raccoon- just a bit of dark humor
@@us3r_fj0rd98 It was an innocent joke, even talking a racoon home as a pet is considered illegal in some places. I don't support anything like bestiality and ofc all animals are precious. I'm sorry if you find the comment offensive.
Me: I’m gonna pull an all-nighter
K: it’s Naptime
Me: You heard the man, it’s time to sleep :3
me: sitting down with my whole family
randomly looks at my phone and starts grinning whilsts silently roleplaying in my brain😇😇
I just realized how close you are to 100k.
You deserve every single one of your followers.
You create amazing audios that just make me feel safe, accepted and happy.
Thank you for creating you channel (all videos included). 🥰💖
Update: CONGRATULATIONS ON 100K
K: you’re totally fixated on this project
Plot twist: the project is called BoyfriendAudio
K: You're totally fixed on this project
Me: Now destroying my jeans for hours... 😂
Maybe I should take a break😂
I actually wanted to take a nap, then I got a notification, and I'm still gonna take a nap
the first "baby" had me like akdjnawkjn SO CUTE OMG MY HEART CANT
Me here with my 4th cup of coffee,haven’t slept in the last 17 hours, with my headphones in so I don’t wake my parents : 👁////////////👄///////////👁
Also look at these cute dinos. 🦖🦕
Cute dinos 😎
YESS...I needed those cuddles since I was freezing here in my sleep. The "Goodnight babydoll" in the end🥺👀 was so sweet💕
The fact that TH-cam recommended me this when I was in the middle of a laughing/crying fit trying to mask my pain is just- ✨immaculate✨ made my night 100x better thank you
“are you happy?”...literally the cutest thing ever
‘’we have like really similair fingernails’’
me: looking at my acrylics 👁👄👁
😂😂
I COULDN'T FIND MY HEADPHONES AND I SCREAMED
“and you liikee it”
“and you loovee it”
sorry that was the most adorable thing ever 😭
not me falling asleep to k but waking up to another audio✨
me:*about to sleep*
youtube: boyfriendaudio--
me: :>
The perfect sleeping treatment!!
Oh what would I do without your audios! Your audios have been like an anchor to my over-thinker, lonely self for past 4 months since I discovered your channel. I never thought someone’s voice could be so comforting and help keep you going. Thank you so much for everything!❤️
I want a boyfriend like him in real life😍
Me too! Like how the flipping pancake sauce is he so amazing🥺
Me too! 🥺💕
I think he’s a rare guy because I’ve been searching and I can’t find a guy even half this good 🥺
Science Lover I know right!
@@sciencelover404 ikr!
His voice has a mark on my heart awww🥺
The "professional cuddler" part was so cute
Him : posts a new audio
Me : BAAABBBBYYYY I MIIIISSED YOU ALL WEEK !!! 😊😊😊😘😘😭😭😭
“We have similar fingernails”
Me with my acrylics: 😳 couple matching!
❌single
❌taken
✅crying because K doesn’t know I exist
Me: See's K posted while at brunch with my family
Also me saying: Omg, He posted half an hour ago! I'm late!!
I would go to the bathroom lmao
going to see if this will make me feel sleepy so I can sleep for the hour i have until I have to wake up😭 bf asmr saves me bro
Him: I never got over holding a pillow when i fell sleep
me cuddling a pillow rn: 👁👄👁
YOU. ARE. SO. CLOSE. FROM. GETTING. THAT. PLAYBUTTON. HURRY UP!!! YOU DESERVE AND NEED IT!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭
momo-
just create him one with your quirk
but yes, he does deserve it
@@ashetendou why tf didn't I think of doing that-..
@Momo Yaoyorozu
i donno ;-;"
that pillow that you can slide out of… no he’s gonna sneak out during nap time 🥺
😂😂
Definitely needed this after a tsunami of schoolworks...i feel so loved even if its just an audio huhu👁️💧👄💧👁️
At 1:13 when he said “I’m not making fun of you” I kinda made an angry cat noise (quietly cuz it’s 6am rn) like I hissed as if to be like yes ya are
I didn't even listen to this yet and already saved it in my ASMR playlist; outside of standard asmr (tapping, scratching noises, etc) these are the only thing that have helped with my insomnia- you're truly a lifesaver!! 💜
man, i can’t stop listening.
Me: It's 12:10pm I just got up and you want me to nap?
Also me: *hears yawn* maybe just this once
I am officially ADDICTED to this channel😭✌❤
Whoever dislikes it just doesn't own a bed😤😤😤😤
your so close to 100k! i’m so happy for youuu! ☺️💗
I've watched this twice already and fallen asleep in the first 5 min.... i wanna watch it all the way through but i keep falling asleep 👉👈 💙
HE ALMOST AT 100k subscribers I remember when he got 20k subscribers the good days 😢
SIR , you are making my expectations for my future bf so high if I didn't find someone like this I will stay single forever! 😭❤️
But jokes aside this really warms my heart from the beginning to the end you did amazing K as always ❤️❤️
i could never say no to some cuddles, hugs and cuddles are my favorite thing in the universe 🥺💕
“You’re still here?”
“Ye-“
“Why are you still here?🧍🏻”
OMG IM HERE, I JUST DITCHED A FRIEND BUT ITS FINE😚✌🏼
Friend? What’s that? 😂
Science Lover oml mood
xxpay_emzzxx シ Hahaha 😂
Chemistry can wait, this is so important
me w my english hw rn haha
Astronomy homework here haha
Calculus here haha
But this video is chemistry-
*clicked quicker than Nikki tutorials could say “haaaaaalo guys!”
no one:
me: *trying to beatbox while dancing in my mirror as i’m listening to this*
what a lovely username 😭
ty ty
The fact that u upload while I'm listening to one of ur videos is just amazing 😂❤️
*me finally getting up from my bed in like a week* *TH-cam-* “b-“ *me-* “SAY NO MORE” 🛏🏃🏽♀️💨
Him: "Goodnight baby doll "
Me: *Melts*
Aww! ♡ I know this is not real. It's just acting but, it feels nice to listen to your videos. They makes me feel like someone really cares about me and loves me even if it's only for a few minutes lol♡♡
Thank you K :) xoxo
we can all agree that he’s precious and well loved... gosh i love u
My mind: it's cleaning time
K: No
Me: oh i said cleaning time? What i meant was nap time🥰🥰
Entire asmr trying to get girlfriend to sleep
Me who trying to stay awake: guess it's working but i don't think i have a boyfriend
K: my thumb looks just like her thumb but bigger!
me: oh, so we both have toe thumbs? NICE
This was posted like 5 mins ago and he already has almost 200 views- BUT LOVE YOU SO MUCH K!!!💕
the timing is impeccable! i was deadass just crying then i saw this notif 🙈🙈❤️
YAYY OUR BOYFRIEND IS BACKK🥰🥰
OUR**** OUR BF
My***
What I need to know how K manages to upload exactly what I need on the days that work was the most stressful?? 😭😭 these audios are keeping me sane!