Can we have a warning first, then when we've girded our loins we can have the intense bit, then get back to the vital business of the day? You could also let us know in advance exactly how long the intense bit will be, so that any of us of a nervous disposition could skip past it entirely and not endanger our pacemakers and the like.
I once convinced my kids they had to go to school on a Sunday as an April fool. I let them get halfway down the road before calling them back. Years later I met the grandparents of one of my daughter's best friends and the first thing they said was "you're the one who...". One of my proudest parenting moments.
Microwaves in hotel rooms is an excellent shout, but the pessimist in me can't help but imagine the new levels of potential for depravity that might then be - if you'll forgive the turn of phrase - dumped on the cleaning staff, who arguably have plenty of depravity to deal with as it is. I've heard many a story, none of which might be improved with access to a microwave. Aside, thank you, as ever, for this helpful resource.
Yeah nah, I was at a hotel once and it had the rankest rotting meal left in it from the last person (I assume at least 5days ago). Stunk out the room when we opened the microwave door, and got staff to remove/clean it. Still took hours to clear the stink. Agh. :( That aside they'd be ace..!
Suppose at some point in the near future, the donor card system and the national lottery merge into a macabre anatomical raffle. If you were to win the star prize of having one extra body part attached/implanted, what would you pick and why? Note, it doesn't have to be an externally visible body part. If you have an argument as to why two appendices would be a good thing, I'm all ears, as you could be too if you chose that.
Absolutely thrilled to have an answer for the bird and chimney situation. Your service is second to none. I will no longer need chatgpt and feel connected to the real world. Thanks for the advice.
If I could summon someone by saying their name three times it would be the wonderful PG Wodehouse, PG Wodehouse, PG Wodehouse. I... Oh My God, it's worked! I can't believe it! It's really Wodehouse! Wodehouse! WODEHOUSE! ... Oh bugger, now he's gone again. 😟
Enjoying the Roger the Dodger vibe. Birds stuck down chimneys is easy. Wait. In a few days it'll cease to be an issue. I wasn't given category limitations this time, so : Why don't Opal Fruits have the lemon one anymore? Thanks.
Empire state building, good shout. I have a question for you: Do you have any ideas on how to help elderly relatives to successfully answer calls on their smartphone, which at this point tends to create quite a kerfuffle which must then be talked about at great length. Thankyou
These answers are coming from the US of A. Safety tip for hotels is not to announce your name and room number in the presence of others. Ideally members of staff would ask for ID but realistically someone could get keys to your room and also charge things to your room which turns into a huge hassle for everyone involved minus the people who gave your name and room number at the bar. Also hotels often purchase things wholesale from places that only cater to hotels. So the artwork imo is more similar to the art that is sold at Homegoods, Marshall's etc. I don't know that I would consider that the work of an artist per se.
Why is the word 'extraordinary' the complete opposite of both the words It's made from. Extra ordinary is something that is more ordinary than normal. Like extra small or extra loud.
How to get the moon to crash into the earth? All you need are really, really, really long grappling hooks. Quite a few of them, to be safe. Bulk up too, you'll need some upper body strength.
Question: If the world is about to end, say a meteor has had enough of us and is going to smash the planet to pieces since we couldn't convince the moon to do the job, and we've all got an hour or so left, what's the best use of that time?
Q (already asked in another video) Did Jesus have to suck a barley sugar when he ascended to Heaven to stop his ears popping? PS Once had a wild duck in my chimney!!
If a donkey, an orangutan and a hamster were all to fall out of a plane at 30,000 feet and none of them had parachutes, which of them would have the best chance of surviving and why?
are you a staunch capitalist? (you speak of your parents property portfolio, your ability to buy a twix, seemingly on a whim, and monetizing stolen property and an inadvertently captured wild creature all in 10 min, so i assume so).
Maybe he is just still with the "bank of mum & dad", after all the Empire State Building would just further stretch their pockets as well as adding property to their portfolio.
Hm. That question at 7:20 really threw me for a loop. The handle of the asker was "@chrissyd_comedy" which made me think chris distefano asked you that question
Is that start intense enough for you, TH-cam AUDIENCE?
Rather too intense, actually. I found it hard to concentrate on the first couple answers after such a high-octane start.
Can we have a warning first, then when we've girded our loins we can have the intense bit, then get back to the vital business of the day? You could also let us know in advance exactly how long the intense bit will be, so that any of us of a nervous disposition could skip past it entirely and not endanger our pacemakers and the like.
I had to change my pants twice!
I'm really disappointed about the censorship, hearing you swear makes me feel warm inside.
It's lovely to see Dennis the Menace grew up to be such a helpful and informative adult.
I once convinced my kids they had to go to school on a Sunday as an April fool. I let them get halfway down the road before calling them back. Years later I met the grandparents of one of my daughter's best friends and the first thing they said was "you're the one who...". One of my proudest parenting moments.
Loving the Minnie the Minx/Dennis the menace jumper!
Freddy Kruger innit
mark watson mark watson mark watson, i’ll see you at the airport mate
That was so intense I needed a lie down
Microwaves in hotel rooms is an excellent shout, but the pessimist in me can't help but imagine the new levels of potential for depravity that might then be - if you'll forgive the turn of phrase - dumped on the cleaning staff, who arguably have plenty of depravity to deal with as it is. I've heard many a story, none of which might be improved with access to a microwave.
Aside, thank you, as ever, for this helpful resource.
Yeah nah, I was at a hotel once and it had the rankest rotting meal left in it from the last person (I assume at least 5days ago). Stunk out the room when we opened the microwave door, and got staff to remove/clean it. Still took hours to clear the stink. Agh. :( That aside they'd be ace..!
@@M077Y yep. That sort of thing. Grim.
Suppose at some point in the near future, the donor card system and the national lottery merge into a macabre anatomical raffle. If you were to win the star prize of having one extra body part attached/implanted, what would you pick and why? Note, it doesn't have to be an externally visible body part. If you have an argument as to why two appendices would be a good thing, I'm all ears, as you could be too if you chose that.
Another brilliant jumper! ❤
"I assume you have a falconer's glove"
...obviously
Absolutely thrilled to have an answer for the bird and chimney situation. Your service is second to none. I will no longer need chatgpt and feel connected to the real world. Thanks for the advice.
Make sure you have a falconers glove
Love the middle aged Dennis the Menace cosplay
Mark Watson, Mark Watson, Mark Watson. I wonder if this happens in comments sections...?
Nope, I’m on the way to your house.
@watsoncomedian Mark Watson, Mark Watson, Mark Watson. Sorry about that. The trains are terrible on Sundays and I'm a good few hours away..
Nice little NMJ Hugh Hefner… everything is women moment
Big fan of the reminder to how Hugh Hefner decorated his house.
I'm in my 40s and I'm certain I'm suddenly aging twice the speed I once was. Dear God in heaven, why?
What do i do if i cant think of a good question for you?
Good question.
If someone knows how to cook, is it likely that they have never cooked spaghetti bolognese?
Do agree that wispa is the best candy bar. Sadly not readily available in the USA. I am keeping plenty of extra room in my luggage next visit.
here’s a question: as money is all made up, what is ACTUALLY stopping us from printing more? greed? competition? or something more sinister?
4:24 Lovely callback, I see you
Don't mind it
Did Mr Spoon from "Button Moon" have plans for a mission to Mars?
just bought a new house, cheers mark 👍
What’s the most imaginative insult you can come up with?
If you were wrongfully put into an insane asylum, how would you convince them that you’re actually sane and not just pretending to be sane?
absolutely intense start
Hopefully nobody will edit the title of this episode of “Yes, How I Can Help!”
An ostrich has come down my chimney. What now?
leafblower
Give it some tissues, and get it to clean up its muck.
You cant just wipe the Clangers out of existance as a bit of an afterthought just because you're not quite sure what to say next!🤯
If I could summon someone by saying their name three times it would be the wonderful PG Wodehouse, PG Wodehouse, PG Wodehouse. I... Oh My God, it's worked! I can't believe it! It's really Wodehouse! Wodehouse! WODEHOUSE! ... Oh bugger, now he's gone again. 😟
Enjoying the Roger the Dodger vibe. Birds stuck down chimneys is easy. Wait. In a few days it'll cease to be an issue.
I wasn't given category limitations this time, so : Why don't Opal Fruits have the lemon one anymore? Thanks.
Empire state building, good shout.
I have a question for you: Do you have any ideas on how to help elderly relatives to successfully answer calls on their smartphone, which at this point tends to create quite a kerfuffle which must then be talked about at great length. Thankyou
Im sorry Mark but I need to know who brutally killed the Clangers. And to what end? 😮
They had it coming.
1: The soup dragon.
2: Revenge. (And seasoning.)
Madame, ze house chef does an excuizit! Clanger zoup, an excellelant choice for ze starair!
is watto paying those extras passing by over and over?
Yeah but it's cheaper to pay the same three people to walk by several times than it is to hire more extras.
They work for Channel 4, probably. 😁
What happened to the Mice from the marvellous mechanical mouse organ? Also is Emily still around?
Any more NMJ coming?
I just wonder why UFO's keep turning all the lights on, it's like they want to be seen. By the way, the punky jumper made it especially intense.
Hi, can I get Crunchwrap Supreme, some nacho fries, 3 packets of mild sauce, and a large Pepsi? Thanks!
These answers are coming from the US of A. Safety tip for hotels is not to announce your name and room number in the presence of others. Ideally members of staff would ask for ID but realistically someone could get keys to your room and also charge things to your room which turns into a huge hassle for everyone involved minus the people who gave your name and room number at the bar. Also hotels often purchase things wholesale from places that only cater to hotels. So the artwork imo is more similar to the art that is sold at Homegoods, Marshall's etc. I don't know that I would consider that the work of an artist per se.
Why is the word 'extraordinary' the complete opposite of both the words It's made from. Extra ordinary is something that is more ordinary than normal. Like extra small or extra loud.
‘Extra’ means ‘outside’ or ‘beyond’.
Is it really warm enough to go to the swimming pool on April 1st?
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Why aren't you walking Masher???
Sorry, I think it is Gnasher... Australian here, just roughly know Dennis the Menace...
How to get the moon to crash into the earth? All you need are really, really, really long grappling hooks. Quite a few of them, to be safe. Bulk up too, you'll need some upper body strength.
I am sure you passed the same people twice in this video. Is it filmed on a fake background, similar to a cheap cartoon?
Yes, but how can we help YOU, Mark?
Here's a tricky one for you: Nigel Farage?
Do you feel the looming approach of death and therefore eternal nothingness, or nah?
Who invented paper? And why are there lots of different thicknesses?
I think this depends on the width of the tree felled.
Was that a limp?
Question: Yes, how can I help?
YHICH... I'm deeply confused, not angry as such, but slightly hurt and probably overreacting.
Question: If the world is about to end, say a meteor has had enough of us and is going to smash the planet to pieces since we couldn't convince the moon to do the job, and we've all got an hour or so left, what's the best use of that time?
Q (already asked in another video)
Did Jesus have to suck a barley sugar when he ascended to Heaven to stop his ears popping?
PS Once had a wild duck in my chimney!!
I think I got asked to chew peanuts.
If a donkey, an orangutan and a hamster were all to fall out of a plane at 30,000 feet and none of them had parachutes, which of them would have the best chance of surviving and why?
I love orangutans
are you a staunch capitalist? (you speak of your parents property portfolio, your ability to buy a twix, seemingly on a whim, and monetizing stolen property and an inadvertently captured wild creature all in 10 min, so i assume so).
Maybe he is just still with the "bank of mum & dad", after all the Empire State Building would just further stretch their pockets as well as adding property to their portfolio.
I've woken up to find one bollock is three times the size of the other and my gp is my ex, what should I do?
Happened to me. Go to A&E. I'm going to have to go back to the therapist now.
I hope you manage to successfully get damages from your therapist!
Which is the worst letter? Y?
Also, has Hattersley ever been to Rom
What ON EARTH do I do?
How much is a gajillion, exactly?
dear mark, of all the men in all the world, why you?
Indeed I am prepared to make a comment to show I am commited to you but I won't get a mortgage with you.
I recently turned 47. Are the best years of my life behind me or ahead of me? Or nah?
Yes.
I think your background extras need refresher acting lessons. Disappointingly inauthentic performances.
I too was wondering if those two ladies and the kid on the scooter were paid extras.
At least the jogger disguised himself with a hat and changed direction for his third of four appearances.
Hm. That question at 7:20 really threw me for a loop. The handle of the asker was "@chrissyd_comedy" which made me think chris distefano asked you that question