Imagine being a soldier who died in WW2 and the rifle you used was turned into a watch and someone bought that watch because they saw an ad for it on a video about cum jars
The fact that upon seeing the thumbnail and title of this video,I let out an audible "ugh",contorted my face in disgust, but still didn't hesitate to click should tell you how much I love this man's content.
Jizzus christ, these stories are strange. They just come out of nowhere, spewing forth strange happenings. I feel like this is the climax of Whangs career, riding on the fame of nut related puns like a cowgirl on a bronco. Keep it up Justin, you'll never fail to make us ejaculate laughter.
I can't describe how happy it makes me that you keep this sort of internet culture warts-and-all vibe alive with your channel. Really does take me right back to simpler times.
I had that anime figure (even drawn it on my bedroom wall during my weebest of days) so thank God this wasn't as big in my country otherwise people that knew me might have gotten suspicious.
I just imagine someone looking at a picture of Whang, somehow hearing that he's a TH-camr and going "Oh wow he looks pretty cool, I wonder what kind of videos he makes" and them being brought here of all places.
I introduced my gf to Whang and the only thing she knew about him was ‘oh, yeah, he posts really funny stuff on twitter’. So I immediately showed her the shock site videos.
Whenever I’m with my Bf and Whang uploads a video its always nice because I’ll either watch it with him or watch it alone later because he thinks the topic is too gross
Man, you have no idea of how funny and entertaining your videos are. You're amazing, keep going doing what you're good at, because your work definitely makes someone's day a bit brighter
None of the stories you’ve covered, including swamps of dagobah, have made me feel this genuinely ill so soon. I put away this video the first time a minute in because I was eating, came back hours later without food and somehow it’s still making me nauseous. Thinking about what that liquid would look like in real life and how it behaves in the bottle is genuinely vile
I am incredibly depressed and have had a life full of bad decisions and near death experiences, and I truly wanna thank ya'll for being consistently funny as fuck and something that truly takes my mind off my past. Not just Whang himself, but this lil community of comment-ers.
Just remember you can't go forward if you always look back. Well...maybe you should keep looking back just in case your past is catching up with you. Oh..nvm. 😂
My Faith in Humanity is Restored: Knowing that was just Ginger Beer. THANK THE LORD ABOVE! i was almost driven to Vomiting from the one guy "Drinking" it, though.
I’ll never forget the day I leaned about the Pony Jar. I was at my friend’s house, smoking weed, drinking and maybe a little something to keep us alert let’s say (not sure, but that wasn’t unheard of when we hung out.) We threw on a video was something to effect of “Internet Posts #11” where a computerized voice read off crazy stories for some background noise. The story came on and we both freaked out and scrambled to get the video off the screen as soon as possible because I began heaving at the thought of the rancid act being described. For the next two weeks, just thinking about it made me physically ill, to the point I almost throw up in the middle of my shift at the warehouse I was working at. Stories like this are one of the few things that make me physically ill every time I hear them or see pics from it. Needless to say, thank you TH-cam Premium for letting me play this videos with the screen locked
I cant remember if ive commented about this before but i have a challenge with myself of eating my meals to the latest whang videos, ate chili to this one and it was not great but definitely not worse than the ass worms video while eating noodles.
I bought my wedding ring from them on Etsy years ago, how neat! They were called Anvil before they changed their branding but it’s cool to see they’re doing sponsorships now??
This video had me retching from start to finish but I got through it. I figured it was just homebrew, making "Apple Jack" wine looks just like that. And now I'll not be able to again without retching.
the thought of that copy cat staring at his screen looking at the "it was all a joke" after drinking his baby batter really does make me chuckle (and vomit)
It’s 2am, i have a ton of stuff to do tomorrow at work and yet i’m sitting here watching a video about people filling bottles with body fluids. Life is good.
Im never happier, or a better person after watching these videos. But at least I know something that I won't be able to talk about with anyone outside of these comments. So that's something.
Whoa...I feel like I finally found a place where I belong! I'm almost gonna cry and laugh at the same time. 😅 - points wingtips to eyes, then points to Whang, then back to my eyes - 😅
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The fact that Whang somehow still manages to get a sponsor for these videos gives me hope for humanity.
Especially in this "post jizz artifact world". 🤣😭
@@tiamat_023 post jizz artifact world should be what we base the calender years on like BC/AD now its BC/AD/PJ (post-jizz)
How bruhhh
90% of the population are now godless heathens- and THAT is a big market to capitalize on.
Imagine being a soldier who died in WW2 and the rifle you used was turned into a watch and someone bought that watch because they saw an ad for it on a video about cum jars
The fact that upon seeing the thumbnail and title of this video,I let out an audible "ugh",contorted my face in disgust, but still didn't hesitate to click should tell you how much I love this man's content.
Profile pic checks out
Or might tell you something else?
I legitimately thought “ugh, it’s horrifying how many c*m objects there are. i hate this.” and yet…. Here I am.
im so desensitized that i just thought “oh, Whang uploaded another cumjar video, nice”
Which man's "content" exactly
If he’s been doing this for a decade then I wonder how many times he chocked his chicken.
Keep watching, there's estimates.
How many times have you?
@@JustinWhangYtreally jerkin his gherkin eh
@@swgclips03 Beyond Human Comprehension
Over 10 years by the 1.33 estimate, he would have spanked it 4,866.66~ times
Remember that a higher-up at some company saw this channel and was like "Yeah, I'll sponsor that"
I never understood why companies are such pussies. Like who gonna associate jizzmus with their product? Lol
It gives me hope that humanity might actually get back on track after so much time. 😊
A husband and wife duo saw this channel and said "yes I'll sponsor that and send him a "latex activity band" for his semen based videos"
@@incredibleflameboyThis is a real example of ‘be the change you want to see in the world’
I aint takin no commie on my TH-cam
I’ll never look at ginger beer the same way again.
Ginger beer is not supposed to look like jizz, don't drink it if it does.
I’ve never liked it, and man this is not helping my dislike of it lmao
This event happened days after I was born, I was 15 days old when Jizzus Christ first came
I was 16 days old 🤝
hehehe “came”
@@themosaicshow I’d like to say I’m a comedic genius
it happened 5 days before i was born
Imagine what it smelled like...
Bro's house must've been like a toxic waste dump.
Dude was creating a chemical weapon!
Boysmell boysmell boysmell
Except it was all just ginger beer 😢
The smell of semen when stayed for weeks or month it describes it a "Decaying Corpse" or "Freshly dug dead body".
🤢🤮
Jizzus christ, these stories are strange. They just come out of nowhere, spewing forth strange happenings. I feel like this is the climax of Whangs career, riding on the fame of nut related puns like a cowgirl on a bronco. Keep it up Justin, you'll never fail to make us ejaculate laughter.
Jizzus Christ, he died for your Jizzs
Wait his name is Justin? Huh I never knew
Santa Claus is coming
wait a minute
@@LaLogic2 ¡No lo puedo creer, ves a Whang!
Qué videos los que haces muchacho, espero que te vaya muy bien.
When you start a bit on 4chan, you are legally obligated to commit to it and see it through to the end.
There is so many Christmas special, finally nice to see Jizzmas get some representation
I don't know why I thought I should watch this during dinner.
Oh thank God, it was just ginger beer.
I was getting a glass of milk, I had too abandon it for the video Lol, I gagged.
I watched this drinking milk. Doesn't do anything to me. Videos can't hurt you
@@Josep_Hernandez_LujanVideos can't but your mind can.
You need a story that will both disgust and entertain you at the same time... Our man Whang always delivering that insomniac viewing gold.
Damn 😂😂😂 I'm watching rn cuz I can't get back to sleep 😭
The jizzgod casually showin 1% of his power has me dying
Man I remember being excited every year for the return of Jizzus, it was always a highly anticipated event
I can't describe how happy it makes me that you keep this sort of internet culture warts-and-all vibe alive with your channel. Really does take me right back to simpler times.
You’re so thoughtful for not wanting to ruin any child’s pure, innocent childhood by spoiling the mystery and wonder of Christmas ❤
I had that anime figure (even drawn it on my bedroom wall during my weebest of days) so thank God this wasn't as big in my country otherwise people that knew me might have gotten suspicious.
sir i beg of you what is the name of the figure i kind of want one
Such wholesome christmas content🙏
This is just what I needed to get in the holiday spirit. Thanks Whang!
This inspired me to return to the church
I'm afeared I'd get lost on my way there. 0.o
Nice to see my boy Jizzus Christ getting his recognition after all these years. Hard work pays off.
To come home to a brand new banger from Mr. Whang is truly a blissful sensation.
I used to check for Jizzus updates every year. Thos video really brings on the Nostalgia
Glad I watched this all the way through, saved me from a few nightmares.
back to back Whang episodes, the holidays are now in full swing
To quasi-quote one of my favorite movies of all time: "THAT'S A LOTTA NUT!"
Enter the fist?
it must feel so crazy looking back on an artifact of the internet that is years old and see people there waiting for you to cover it
I just imagine someone looking at a picture of Whang, somehow hearing that he's a TH-camr and going "Oh wow he looks pretty cool, I wonder what kind of videos he makes" and them being brought here of all places.
bit of an unfortunate first video
@@HungerGamesFan00 You don't say?
I introduced my gf to Whang and the only thing she knew about him was ‘oh, yeah, he posts really funny stuff on twitter’. So I immediately showed her the shock site videos.
Going through that rn lol
Whenever I’m with my Bf and Whang uploads a video its always nice because I’ll either watch it with him or watch it alone later because he thinks the topic is too gross
Whang giving us alot of content. Much love dude
Man, you have no idea of how funny and entertaining your videos are.
You're amazing, keep going doing what you're good at, because your work definitely makes someone's day a bit brighter
None of the stories you’ve covered, including swamps of dagobah, have made me feel this genuinely ill so soon. I put away this video the first time a minute in because I was eating, came back hours later without food and somehow it’s still making me nauseous. Thinking about what that liquid would look like in real life and how it behaves in the bottle is genuinely vile
I am incredibly depressed and have had a life full of bad decisions and near death experiences, and I truly wanna thank ya'll for being consistently funny as fuck and something that truly takes my mind off my past. Not just Whang himself, but this lil community of comment-ers.
Community or cummunity? 😏
Wishing you the best, friend!
Just remember you can't go forward if you always look back. Well...maybe you should keep looking back just in case your past is catching up with you. Oh..nvm. 😂
Keep trucking bro. Sending you a digital blunt
@@TheGosgosh no
10:04 wait santa fake
"I can't wait to be like dad"
"We're in a water bottle"
0:39 you know it’s bad when it looks like orange juice
"i've been staring at this for hours now, and it's clearly a different carpet"
time well spent!
This is the same man that examined shopping bags in the background of JarGuy to confirm his identity, he’s nothing if not thorough
I can smell that picture and I hate myself for that ability
"Mystery Cummer" - Missed opportunity to call him a Copycummer
You kick ass dude, love your content and music! Keep up the gnarly ass content!
"I c*m"
"Its weird to talk about your mas-"
"I will c*m again"
Whang and Jizz go together like guns and bullets.
Just woke up, can't wait to enjoy my breakfast while delighting myself of this wonderful video by Whang ❤
It was a mistake
I'm not even eating and i wanna hurl
9:59 Whang, you couldn't have warned us earlier? Now this kid next to me is in tears.
Not gonna lie this was a hard one to get through. I almost gagged as much as i did before my boyfriend broke up with me. Keep up the good work!
This comment sounds too fake
@magikarp1666 ring the bell boys! This guy just figured out how hyperbole works
@@totalposer this comment sounds real now
I imagine after doing this, the next time a little flag pops out and says "BANG!". Not even shooting blanks. Just nothing.
My Faith in Humanity is Restored: Knowing that was just Ginger Beer. THANK THE LORD ABOVE! i was almost driven to Vomiting from the one guy "Drinking" it, though.
“Come early, come often.”
-/b/
Perfect video to watch whilst baking Christmas cookies
Christmas comes just once a year. Aren't you glad you aren't Christmas?
Still can't believe I got this joke from my mom
This is one of those Whang videos where I mostly just listen while covering the screen
Dayum..thought I was the only one who does that. 0.0
Most relatable thing I've seen in a WHILE now
I’ll never forget the day I leaned about the Pony Jar. I was at my friend’s house, smoking weed, drinking and maybe a little something to keep us alert let’s say (not sure, but that wasn’t unheard of when we hung out.) We threw on a video was something to effect of “Internet Posts #11” where a computerized voice read off crazy stories for some background noise. The story came on and we both freaked out and scrambled to get the video off the screen as soon as possible because I began heaving at the thought of the rancid act being described. For the next two weeks, just thinking about it made me physically ill, to the point I almost throw up in the middle of my shift at the warehouse I was working at. Stories like this are one of the few things that make me physically ill every time I hear them or see pics from it. Needless to say, thank you TH-cam Premium for letting me play this videos with the screen locked
Can you make a video about Forest Anon?
"on 4chan someone special came every year " 2:00 idk if it wasn't on purpose or if its just genius
I don't know if it's a good idea but I'm saving this to watch on my lunch break.
This video actually made my eyes watering especially the photo of him taking shots
I just had to admire the thumbnail for a minute. It’s telling a beautiful story.
just in time for jizzmas 🙏🏻
I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY CHOCOLATE WAFERS WHEN I SAW THIS
Justin really knows how to keep the season, what a gent
YES JIZZMAS! I was legit talking about this on twitter the other day!
this is why alien dont visit us. they connected to our internet once and decided we werent worth the effort.
Whang's channel is the one that can always, reliably make me ask the question "who the fuck are these people, and why are they like this?"
youtube: these videos are inappropriate and not suitable for advertisers!
advertisers: eh, yeah, we'll put our name on that
I hope you have a wonderful christmas Whang!
I really hope the guy was called Greg... He just kept making that greggnog 🤣🤣🤣
My algorithm is ruined
Fr
I love that halo music starts playing in this video it really brings it all together for me
I cant remember if ive commented about this before but i have a challenge with myself of eating my meals to the latest whang videos, ate chili to this one and it was not great but definitely not worse than the ass worms video while eating noodles.
I cant believe jizzdas had a last supper and tried to usurp jizzus.
IT WAS FAKE?! Nah, I still belive in Jizzus!
MAN! introduced a new generation to Whang and /b/ tonight at this family holiday party, my lil cuzs going to grow up knowing the facts now
its been two days justin
9:56 - Fake news because we have Santa Crust
Do a review on the Amoranth Vagina Beer. 🙏.
*_I wish you a merry jizzmas~ I wish you a merry jizzmas~ And a happy new year!_*
lol I remember jizzus. I remember every dec 26th spending the day refreshing 4chan waiting for his post.
Another Whang video about body fluids... that's why I'm subscribed
The absolute sigh of relief I gave at the end, I SWEAR
I love the Simpsons Hit and Run music bits that play when Homer's on foot, that's great
Reminds me of the joke, How is Santa like Bill Cosby? They both come while you're asleep!
I bought my wedding ring from them on Etsy years ago, how neat! They were called Anvil before they changed their branding but it’s cool to see they’re doing sponsorships now??
i almost thew up when the pic of him drinking it came up
last christmas I jizzed in a cup
the very next day I gave it away
I like that crazy stories. Thank you so much Whang.
This video had me retching from start to finish but I got through it. I figured it was just homebrew, making "Apple Jack" wine looks just like that. And now I'll not be able to again without retching.
the thought of that copy cat staring at his screen looking at the "it was all a joke" after drinking his baby batter really does make me chuckle (and vomit)
It’s 2am, i have a ton of stuff to do tomorrow at work and yet i’m sitting here watching a video about people filling bottles with body fluids. Life is good.
OMG LMAO the Halo music. AMAZING
Ahem... MERRY JIZZMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD NUT!!!
The perfect Christmas rival for Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Whos that
@@palanthas7063 He's a character from South Park
I am more surprised to hear that Santa is fake tbh.
Im never happier, or a better person after watching these videos. But at least I know something that I won't be able to talk about with anyone outside of these comments. So that's something.
Count Dooku Voice: I've been looking forward to this.
Thank you for recognizing Festivus, Justin. You may skip the airing of grievances this year
Waiting for Whang to really dive into the theme and have his own set of jars with his name on them.
Yes! I totally forgot about that guy!
I think I see a New Jack shirt.
He could shoot absolute ropes.
Whoa...I feel like I finally found a place where I belong! I'm almost gonna cry and laugh at the same time. 😅 - points wingtips to eyes, then points to Whang, then back to my eyes - 😅
There's a time & place to watch these videos.. And it's definitely NOT when you're eating. 😂
You’re just a coward, I’m eating a peanut butter sandwich as we speak.