6:16-6:21 Can we take a moment to appreciate the tweet at the bottom of the screen: *"Dan and Phil are going to be touching each other's faces god it's like Christmas but better"*
I love them both soooo much but Dan is so violent to Phil and Phil just puts up with it but if Phil does something little to Dan he gets really mad. Idk I love them so much omg💚
I wish they'd have more physical contact now but they have less. T-T I just want to see them be that comfortable around each other in the camera again. :(
Maybe. :/ I sometimes wished they just didn't care about how we perceived them. At the end of the day, we're just strangers in the internet and they should do what feels natural to them. :(
"you had 4 DECADES of experience before I was born!" Phil had 40 years of his life before Dan was born? considering the fact Phil is currently 29.... 40+29=? **wink wonk**
I don't even watch them regularly and I just saw a 9 minutes long video of they hitting each other, someone care to explain my life to me? cause I'm giving up at this point
0:41 OH MY GOD PHIL LITERALLY TACKLED DAN ONTO THE FLOOR😍 You can see phil thinking about doing it and then being like "screw it" and he just jumps on him❤❤😍
*When you remember that Dan was only supposed to live with Phil for a year*
I just feel like I witnessed Dan growing softer in the way he touches Phil?
I've noticed that too actually
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING GOD THANK FUCK
Omg
YES I JUST THOUGHT THE EXACT SAME THING
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!
more like Dan Physically Assaults Phil For 10 Minutes lmao
Basically, yeah
My thoughts exactly lol
Half of it is Phil being touchy with Dan so...
DragonSaphira Reads
I know, I was kidding because of how often Dan hit Phil with something.
TrU
"Don't do weird stuff to me cause I can't see"
"Well that was just an open invitation wasn't it"
ooohHHHH mY GOD
6:16-6:21 Can we take a moment to appreciate the tweet at the bottom of the screen:
*"Dan and Phil are going to be touching each other's faces god it's like Christmas but better"*
Dizzy the Magical Space Cat WHO WROTE THAT SHIT WAS IT ME BECAUSE I'M 99.999999% SURE IT WAS ME
I just spent 9 minutes of my life watching two guys basically hit eachother what is my life
+Jessie Joseph "What is my life?" Basically how I felt making the video
Same
I regret nothing
nine minutes well spent
a heaven
Drink every time Phil says ow
i have a glass of juice and I'm gonna try it
before I joined the phandom I was like, "They're best friends why would anyone ship them?" now I know lol
"you literally punched me" *slow mo reveals he just poked dan a little bit with his fingertips*
"I'm sending this to child line" 😂😂😂 phil
but Dan is also very violent😂😂
Mia Ricø I read this as he said it
+Black Cat coincidence (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
0:41 that smirk phil had before taking dan down--
that 1:37 "i hate you" sounds like the kind of "i hate you" that people that love eachother say, just saying
That's the point
IVAN VIRTUE it sounds exactly like that
My best friend and i always said that but i dont think he liked me
Dan is so tough and Phil is more gentle lol
*rough I mean
not in bed
Lol
Rebecca Lipsius we clearly know who is the bottom ;)
in bed its other way around ;)
what is my life i just watched a video of two men in their 20s touching each other
don't make me think about it
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
IN THEIR 20S SHUT UP YOURE MAKING ME THINK ABOUT HOW OLD PHIL IS GETTING
+Emerald DDaffana PHIL IS 30 NEXT YEAR PHIL IS 30 NEXT YEAR PHIL IS 30 NEXT YEAR PHIL IS 30 NEXT YEAR PHIL IS 30 NEXT YEAR PHIL IS 30 NEXT YEAR
frerard stylinsøn l-/ CHOKE ON A PANCAKE FUCK IM CRAFTING
Dan: ^hits Phil the whole video
Phil: 5:57
Dan: YOU LITERALLY JUST PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE WTF?
6:28 that lip bite killed me hes so in love
Dan asking for slap in the face... I mean does the list of kinks ever end 😂
Dan can be such a little brat lmao
Yet I can't stop loving him lol
vintagealien TRIGGERED!
I love them both soooo much but Dan is so violent to Phil and Phil just puts up with it but if Phil does something little to Dan he gets really mad. Idk I love them so much omg💚
fr like Phil would accidental hit Dan and Dan would be like, "OMG WHY DID YOU PUNCH ME THIS IS ABUSE." Lmaoooooo
yeah still love them both though
5:08 *notices they are basically holding hands*
i feel quite attacked
I just realized that in the impossible quiz video where Dan goes to choke Phil, they just grab hands
I like that at 3:07 after Phil laid in the lap of Dan, he first looked at the camera before he slightly pushed him away :))
honestly that makes my heart hurt !!
truee Petra Almeida
**clicks video**
**dies at first clip**
OMG same, I died
3:12 when phil lays his head on dan's lap, dan nervously laughs and moves his hand up as a signal for phil to get up ITS LOVE YOU GUYS
3:08
Wait, technically they're hitting on each other
0:06 omfg look at Phil's face when Dan said "what is the one thing you want to do before you die?" I can't even
9 mins of gay. Perfect
9 mins of either true friendship or secret lovers.
👌
+Celaena Ashryver-Galanthynius gay lovers
Kyria Anderson We don't know that.
+Celaena Ashryver-Galanthynius How about both \(^_^)/
4:04 it was cute how phil didn't want to slap him
OMG GUYS at 2:23 the sky on each side totally represents their personalities :o
lmao
5:16 Dan talks there like he's dealing with a 5 year old tbh
0:46 DAN LITERALLY SOUNDS LIKE MARIO FALLING OFF OF A CLIFF
HOLY CRAP I HEAR IT OK I CANT UNHEAR THAT
I swear Dan had the biggest and brightest smile in Pinof 7 for the John CENA part.
+sophydj ☺️😁
omg yes i love that!
Weeeeellll....
you can say he's........
SANS CENA
DUH NUH NUH NUH NUUUUUHHHH
+Impossably_Weird ehhhhhh ME ME ME MEME
I SCREENSHOTED THAT CAUSE IT WAS MY LIFE
I'm so grateful this came on my suggested my heart is destroyed
It's not just Dan tho lol
saME
saME
DragonSaphira Reads wait what
Srry I didn't mean to comment on urs my phone derped
This is literally just dan getting mad and punching phil and then phil stroking dan
is no-one talking about at 5.08 where they are essentially just holding hands??
ahhhhhhhh
Yessss phil holds his thumb omg
ASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM
Jasmine Hatzky yes
i didn't know how much i needed this until i saw it.
CLIQUE
Kelly Philbin yes
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CLIQUE HI
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1:10 That pole made such an adorable sound 😂😂😂
3:08 why the fuck dont we talk about this
Ikr
I wish they'd have more physical contact now but they have less. T-T I just want to see them be that comfortable around each other in the camera again. :(
Maybe. :/ I sometimes wished they just didn't care about how we perceived them. At the end of the day, we're just strangers in the internet and they should do what feels natural to them. :(
If you watch dan he nudges Phil off and it kills my heart
I know :( omg my exact thoughts , like he just acted casual afterwords but he must of felt kinda rejected
The phan girls went insane at 0:42
*Dan hits Phil*
Phil: "Ow, why would you do that?"
*Phil lightly pokes Dan*
Dan: "You literally just punched me in the face."
Aw dans face in the first clip while he's saying it and trying to hide a smile is so adorable
RIGHT
5:28 oi oi oi
+Shanti Hinkin
:')
LOL that's great
fav
Lmao
+Shanti Hinkin lmao
6:37 I was just about to click onto another video.
0:52 What was that sound ?! > <
U
No one will ever know nice profile picture btw
Suger Twister!
ah ah thanks I like yours too
7:43 Phil actually looks really upset..
7:56 who was the name they bleeped out??
Uh guys.....at 1:30-1:40 there is a dent in the pillow where Dan had been sleeping. Next to Phil...
omg YEEES x3
I had to watch that a second time and I realized it as well
Lol sorry for your attempt to make everything they do Phan related, but Dan could have possibly just be sitting there beside him.
maybe Phil used the other pillow as an arm rest or just had unfluffed pillows.
Wait wait wait, hold up, why does the bed look like dans bed? Did Phil have a black headboard in the Manchester flat?
Their pupils are huge in some of these....just sayin..
i really like the "Dan and Phil are going to be touching each other faces god it's like Christmas but better" message on 6:20 lmao
Who needs a heart anyways, right? All you need is Dan and Phil
"you had 4 DECADES of experience before I was born!"
Phil had 40 years of his life before Dan was born?
considering the fact Phil is currently 29....
40+29=?
**wink wonk**
Dan laughs at everything Phil says and you can see him trying so hard not to and I just can't
That "i hate you" at 1:40 is clearly the biggest lie ever told.
exactly, what is it? I've never seen it :o ?
It's from the one where they go to Wizarding world
Ashleigh Kennington Thank you! I forgot!
+Lorelay Jackson "yer a wizard Dan" more specifically
+emilytaylor816 "I hate you" said with so much love!
HURTING IS FLIRTING
yassss 🌚🌚🌚
wow dan so abusive
or.....
dan is so "only hurts phil when he has the urge to kiss him"
this video is basically just a compilation of Phil's abuse lmao
SERIOUSLY THOUGH OH MY GOD
when will the abuse end
true
+Just Phantastic "He's even a danger to himself"
Too true, too true
I don't even watch them regularly and I just saw a 9 minutes long video of they hitting each other, someone care to explain my life to me? cause I'm giving up at this point
I take it back, it's just Dan hitting Phil and Phil being adorable about it
I DON'T WANT THE BLEEDING WATER SHOES
I love the fact that dan always has that second glance just in case he hits phil too hard.
2:52
"Time to talk methods! The first thing you losers need to do...!"
"Pain is bad, unless it's phil's pain" Dan you kinky little shit
That's what I thought haha
+The-fandom-life14
omg
+Shad0wK1ll3r u wrote the exact same comment a day after
mUst. nOt. kinKsHamE.
0:43 is a clip I very much love. ❤︎
Phil saying "OW" is the cutest thing ever
also 5:53 when phil says "ooow!" and Dan has this insta guilty face (dont know how to call it also i am writing way to many comments i am sorry)
What was,the one where Dan was waking Phil up and Phil was like I hate you
i am glad a video that is literally just dan and phil touching exists thank you for this
Me: Why am I always so tired
Me at 3 am: *Types* Dan Howell wearing a llama hat while sitting next to Phil Lester
5:10 OMGMGMGMGMGMG I CANNOT BELIEVE NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT HOW DAN TRIED TO HOLD PHIL'S HAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
omg yes
OKAY BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW AT 5:08 IN A FEAT TO PROTECT HIMSELF PHIL GRABS HIS HAND I AM NOT OKAY
4 Years Not Decades Dan That Would Make Phil 49
69 bc he said BEFORE i was born ;)
Since he would be about 20 in that video that would make him about 69 (;;;
0:42 FUCK I FEEL ATTACKED
SAME
LITERALLY MY FAVORITE OF THEIR CLIPS
5:07, they hold hands...
7:12 he sees the camera and he's like "o shit i can't do this while the camera's on"
Why are we called the Phandom when we could be called the Dildom?
I've never noticed how abusive Dan is 😂😂😂 XDDD
There so cute im going to cry
PROTIP: Don't cry,craft!
+TheSnowman tru
TheSnowman Lmao I knew someone was gonna say that
+TheSnowman no
Caitlin IsOK Yes XD
Phil:This is animal abuse!
Me:*Memories* That poor hamster...
Btw juuzou is awesome
oh god no not the hamster
And after that, we got a hamster every month.
Cherry Jackson I've typed anime too many times x_x It is implanted in my head now xD Gosh, that was embarrassing. I'll change it now, thanks ^~^
Oh god I just got over the nightmares 😂😂😂 jk I didn't have any
so many pheels, not enough squareflakes and glitter
protip
CRAAAAAAAAAAAFT
+Basically Trash that pic goes perfect with the comment
+Basically Trash omg WhY
Moist 👬💦
The tweet at 0:33. I am watching Phil and Dan hit each other, what is my life?
oh god I didn't even realise that's amazing
The fetus Dan hitting fetus Phil makes me wince each time lol. HE'S HITTING HIM SOOO HARD LOL
the tweet at 6:15 is literally me
+Mage of Heart The fact that the BBC put it up is just more proof that they ship it and same
+BananaBoatRose This is why we love BBC
tbh
same
tbh
0:28 oh god phil's face
6:12
@idkanythingman: Dan and Phil are about to touch each others' faces God it's like Christmas but better
Omfg XD
Dan is so abusive
its okay, I bet Phil is abusive too when not on camera ;)
WHYYY did I comment that I am so done with myself
lmao
MARRY ME OMFG
Fuck you i am trying so hard not to laugh out loud bc of this ffs 😂😂😂😂
4:09 heart eyes howell😍
Dan: "What's the one thing you want to do before you die?" Phil: *Looks at Dan like, "You, bitch"*
"You can slap me in the face"
I cri everytim
4:56 and 5:00 - dan's laugh! it's times like that you can tell he's the same person liek srsly
+felucca I didn't even notice that! Different voice but same laugh ugh.
3:05 Phil's pouty face is amazing.
what did i just watch? bdsm.
yes 🌚🌚🌚
what am i doing with my life, i have 2 reading reviews, 3 science worksheets and Japanese writing but here i am watching two nerds hit each other.
lmao
That's the life of a phangirl.
+mear-kat lynn I have a biosience lab case-study, a linguistics assignment, and two group projects to do. I've made my choices.
+Mary Hartley I'm glad I'm not the only one that chose Dan and Phil over school work
+mear-kat lynn FUCK FUCK FUCK SAME
I know Dan was just playing around but when he slapped phil I was so on edge like "you touch him like that again your dead"
me
Same... but I love them both
+Trinity Mitchell Me. XD Actually I like Phil a lot better than Dan, even though I relate quite a lot to him.
Ugh I like phil better than Dan too, I just relate more to phil tho and I started watching him first. I still love Dan to death but I like phil more.
I know. I've developed this motherly instinct for both of them. and if one of them abuses the other tge motherly instict is still there
I didn't think I needed this, but I did
0:00 is that the minecraft font
0:41 OH MY GOD PHIL LITERALLY TACKLED DAN ONTO THE FLOOR😍 You can see phil thinking about doing it and then being like "screw it" and he just jumps on him❤❤😍
"those 4 decades of experience you had before i was born"😂😂
When i was reading this ,it came up
This is literally just 90% Dan punching Phil
Because Dan obviously punches Phil when he wants to kiss him.
Because Dan obviously punches Phil when he wants to kiss him.
THANK YOU FOR PUTTING THE ORIGINALS IN THE DESCRIPTION ILYSM
0:43 IT'S MY FAVORITE CLIP THANK YOU
3:40 is my favorite part because Phil just goes for it and Dan is like "woAH! Alright then." and I think it's adorable.
90% of this video is Dan abusing Phil