Me when i watch Dan And Phil at any time: *dies of laughter* *starts yelling* NO STOPP YOU NASTY WHYY WHAT ARE YOU DOINGGG AHHH *and then the on going swearing while i watch them.*
Everyone in my household watches dan and phil. My mom and step dad know if they hear suspicious moaning and extream screaming, I'm just watching youtube.
Didn’t think it could get more inappropriate after “we must go deeper” but then they said “spin spin” and oh gosh. And then the scream. Ps idk where I was but I’m in love with your channel now. I was hooked after the intro tbh.
Dan: IF YOU LOOK INTO MY EYES ALL HOPE WILL DRAIN FROM YOUR LIFE Me: *looks directly into dans eyes* Wait nothing happened... oh wait all hope was already drained
Youre getting better and better at making cracks! My cheeks hurt from laughing 😂 (also, love how you put stressed out as outro, i love that song so much 😆💞)
Nobody is talking about 4:10 ? Also, when Phil went "Arf!", I honestly cried because I feel so guilty that I know what it's from... I was just learning about that video one day and so I looked it up to try to find one that wasn't taken down. I found one, and watched it, then I cried about it that night because I thought they would hate me and that I was invading everything and I literally cannot function. I'm so sorry forgive me for looking up the forbidden video... it was a really good video though
woah, i just watched your dan and phil crack video #15 and looked on your channel to see if there was a #16, there wasn't. Now 40 minutes later there is one! omg i can predict the future.
at the intro my cat immediately came over and started checking me with her nose to see if i was okay ive watched so many of your Crack videos in a row i think she is legit concerned for my life
Help, at the eye closing part I closed my eyes, move my arms because cramp and I clicked the connect to the tv, I disconnected straight away because I heard dans voice outside and I screamed IM SORRYYY
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thanks for the intro my mom ran in my room and thought i was dying
IM CRYING AHAHAHAHA XD
What's the clip in the beginning from you know the the real dan has been dead for years one
kiwigirl48 Darkiplier vs Antisepticeye
Aren't you already dead inside tho
Molly Penn sAmE
lmao the markiplier clip is me listening to them.
okay there are like five markiplier clips but any one of them would be me at all times.
I relate to Mark spiritually in these videos
im the frickin sun from the teletubbies this vid should be called dan and phil crack markiplier edition
Mercub
Me too
im the frickin sun from the teletubbies omg i luv ur name brah
im the frickin sun from the teletubbies yOur USERNAME
I FORGOT ABOUT THOSE INTROS
THE VOLUME WAS SO LOUD
MY EARS
AAA
Sweet Shootingstar SMAS
Sweet Shootingstar SAME
Sweet Shootingstar SAME I WASN'T READY
Sweet Shootingstar same
Sweet Shootingstar
SAME
Dan's voice can go higher than my gpa
Same
Lmao
Phil is too adorable to be scary.
Hes a daddy though
lotus eater
He's an angel bean but also Dan's daddy..
mOTHER HAS UPLOADED
its not a bad dick nice name
its not a bad dick the drunk history of fob?
foxciinehq yes.
Your username is everything
its not a bad dick 666th like
1:29
HEY! You two should just kiss!
Just, you know, for science! Nothing romantic at all... haha... *cough*
Minte Mojo it's an asdf reference
Eve Barajas Yeah we know
Phil: Arf!
Me: *spits out water* nooooo stop making me feeling guilty because I know iiiit
Sarah Delfosse IK I DIED
Sarah Delfosse same
WAS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO SAY IT
Same!
No....not THAT video!!!
PHIL AND YOU UPLOADED AT THE SAME DAY
IM BLESSED
Twenty one phannies I luv ur name xD
I swear, these intros just keep getting better and better
Edit: SENPAI NOTICED ME, MY LIFE IS COMPLETE
awkward potato! at the disco CONGRATSSS!
awkward potato! at the disco "I'M COMPLETE! MMMMMMMMMMM"
TRIGGERED Gerard *crafts*
TRIGGERED Gerard I was looking for this 😂😂😂😂😂
DIP ME DIP ME
I AM COMPLETE MMMMMMM
The intro is better than my personality
Edit: WHY DID I JUST NOTICE THIS NOW SENPAI NOTICED ME OMLLLLLL
Phamiltonsquad InconnectionwithTøp&P!atd same
Steph Morton 666 likes
"Heh egg eyes" is all I heard after a while tbh
Eliza Grace I started to hear pig eyes
*when you forget about the intros*
rip ;-;
Same
Our profiles kinda match
Roaring 20s Is your favorite Panic! at the Disco song by any chance
Dancing's not a crime?
I love ur name and profile 😂😍💞
Phil: *has a masters degree in English literature* that's an onomatopoeia
Dan: *dropped out of university and knows it isn't onomatopoeia*
why do you have the quotev symbol as your pfp
are you a fellow sinner
One word : MICROWAVE.
@@jellybean9382 i laughed outloud and my entire family turned to me like i was crazy
The intro made my pimples go away btw HI MOTHER
BISH Y U HERE U EVERYWHERE WTF
Yan- -Chan lmfao HII
Food Is Always First I ruined your 666 likes
Food Is Always First WELL WHY DIDN'T IT NOT WORK FOR ME HUH. EXPLAIN THAT
the outro omg
phil: "My hole needs to be deeper"
me: *face having fully retracted into my neck* "i'M iN aGoNY, you utter..sWEaR wORD."
{TheMeadowlark} ME
4 seconds in and my ears already hurt
That's a new record congrats
I think I have too much of an innocent mind for these "Listen to this with your eyes closed" things, 'cause I just pictured the Snipperclips episode.
Skye Snowfeather Hmmmm.. Strange. You must not be going to hell then. We will all miss you or something.
Skye Snowfeather looks like we will miss you in hell!
Ha! You think I'm NOT going to hell? I taught my therapist what shipping was for Christ's sake.
Skye Snowfeather I did too, but with a twist...
My dirty mind couldn't take it
i love phils soft slap
My drugs have arrived
me: checks phone
youtube: notifs for this video and phil's video
me: WHAT DO I WATCH
I was about to watch it but Phil uploaded so now I'm conflicted. I was also reading phanfiction before this.
Same lmao
Mercub me
so relatable
Mercub
That is literally the story of my life
You life the fullest
It's literally 11 pm and I had my volume on (note: no headphones) and the intro came on. Sometimes I regret my life decisions.
*LonelyWriter uploaded new video*
Me: *clicks faster than light*
I CAN'T THE SLAPPING SONG FROM HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER I CAN'T BREATH
Luna Ackerman HIMYM is a great show.
I JUST FINISHED THE LAST EPISODE OF SHERLOCK AND IM SO EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE THAT I STARTED CRYING WHEN I SAW THE THUMBNAIL PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME
Roma van Dijkhuizen OMIGOSH I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
Roma van Dijkhuizen SAME
YES IM NOT ALONE IN MY PAIN
I love Sherlock so f**ing much!!!!
Intro flawless as always😂
YOUR INTRO
I PAUSED BINGING YOU TO WATCH THIS 😂
We all need to bash Dan for not committing to the rebrand. His Wattpad is still danisnotonfire.
djisnotphantrash 😂😂
BRO HE HAS A WATTPAD¿
djisnotphantrash he has wattpad?!
yeah. he made it during a live stream forever ago.
djisnotphantrash I completely forgot about his Wattpad account
Editing tips senpai?
2:04 DID YOU JUST
Me when i watch Dan And Phil at any time: *dies of laughter* *starts yelling* NO STOPP YOU NASTY WHYY WHAT ARE YOU DOINGGG AHHH *and then the on going swearing while i watch them.*
This intro. I've been touched by JESUS.
10 views and 7 likes. TH-cam is sober. Finally.
Edit: WHY HELLO 200 LIKES
Grace Harvey
Finally
Grace Harvey lol no when I clicked on Phil's new video it had 34 views and 24,576 likes and 12 dislikes
Grace Harvey for now...
the title scared me for a second then i remembered
my day has been blessed
I had the volume all the way up and when the intro started I screamed-
THANK YOU I LOVE YOU THANK YOU I LEARN ENGLISH JUST BECAUSE OF YOU I'M NOT EVEN JOKING
Did you just reference *the video* ?!?!?!??!!?
i was shooketh
I spit out my milk a lil bit
I almost cried
Twentyønephans
oh my gOD
I cannot find the video from the clip of dan in the beginning anywhere can someone please help me????
Nia Brondo its from Markipliers new video, Darkiplier vs Antisepticye, Phil is in it too
awkward potato! at the disco OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH
awkward potato! at the disco thank you!!
Eleanor Howlter no problem 😊
awkward potato! at the disco p.s I LOVE your name
Dan: *EXCUSE ME-*
Me: excuse me cOuLd u pLeAsE lEaVe
This just now popped up at the top of my feed, and I thought it was legitimately Dan back with a new video. WHY THE THUMBNAIL MAN?!
I’m crafting. 😭
Everyone in my household watches dan and phil. My mom and step dad know if they hear suspicious moaning and extream screaming, I'm just watching youtube.
the old dan can't come to the phone right now... why? cause he's dead
IM HERE AND THE INTRO MADE ME READY FOR THIS.
A+ intro my dude
I love Dark Daniel...only me? OK.
When the intro comes on you just have to cry of how beautiful they are!!
HAII I MADE IT. I RAN AROUND MY HOUSE LOOKING FOR MY EARBUDS FOR FOREVER OMG
ALSO AUGUST IS APPROACHING
WE NEED TO ASK DAN ABOJT EVERYTHING IN MARCH
eat me daddy, yaaasss YES PLEASE IN HIS NEXT LIVESHOW👏👏
well... yikes this didnt age well 👀😳
I can't wait for somebody to come back in the year 2070 and say "tHIS DIDN'T AGE WELL"
*See's notification* BITCH, QUEEN UPLOADED
Poppy hum I didn't know that poppy liked phan
мємσяy I don't like phan...... I love phan lmao 😂♡
hi, you're poppy
Oh my god
I love all of your intros and if you ever stop making them then I will literally die
Where are 1:25 and 2:10 from? What have I missed now?
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Thank you, Child.
Thank you for these, I've just watched all 16 from the start and it was just what I needed today, my life has been a bir shit recently... whoooooooow!
IM PRETTY SURE SCRATCHY RECORDERS DESERVE A HEADPHONE (VOLUME) WARNING.
THANK YOU I WAS WAITING FOR NEW AMAZING INTRO THANKS I LOVE THESE VIDEOS
what
XD IM SO GLAD I SUBBED THIS IS GREAT😝❤
I love your videos! Probably the best Phan vids I've seen yet!
whoever disliked this obviously don't know how bootyful dan and phil are but ya know haters gonna hate potatoes gonna potate
This has become one of my favorite videos! Thanks so much!😂💙💚❤️
Please don't ever get rid of your intro 😂
I enjoyed EVERY SECOND of this to the FULLEST. THANK. YOU.
YEES DADDY!!
You are literally the best phan editor I watch. STAY AWESOMe!!!!!!
That intro is gold
Didn’t think it could get more inappropriate after “we must go deeper” but then they said “spin spin” and oh gosh. And then the scream. Ps idk where I was but I’m in love with your channel now. I was hooked after the intro tbh.
Still the best intros ever 😂
Dan: IF YOU LOOK INTO MY EYES ALL HOPE WILL DRAIN FROM YOUR LIFE
Me: *looks directly into dans eyes* Wait nothing happened... oh wait all hope was already drained
I STOP ED EVE EYRHI NG
The intro never ceases to amaze and impress me. And the quality content lmao
Still dying from when you pinned my comment
Your intros never fail to amaze me.
Senpai posted!
What the heck!! Today is blessed. First Phil uploads and then you
it is only game. why you have to be mad??
My friend was here and heard all of that XD But she said the the intro was good so she would watch it. Thank you Mother Queen
#philtops2kforeva ;)
I truly can't express how much I loved your intro
MOTHER WILL U NOTICE ME
Maybe..
LonelyWriter HOI MUM btw congratulations on 20k!!!
I've had nothing to do the last few days and been binge watching your crack vids... let's just say ily
Youre getting better and better at making cracks! My cheeks hurt from laughing 😂 (also, love how you put stressed out as outro, i love that song so much 😆💞)
you are the best crack channel i have ever encountered. bless you.
I’m crying. Couldn’t tell if I was comfortable or uncomfortable by/at the end
I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS AND YOUR INTROS THEY GIVE ME LIFEEEEEE
Nobody is talking about 4:10 ?
Also, when Phil went "Arf!", I honestly cried because I feel so guilty that I know what it's from... I was just learning about that video one day and so I looked it up to try to find one that wasn't taken down. I found one, and watched it, then I cried about it that night because I thought they would hate me and that I was invading everything and I literally cannot function. I'm so sorry forgive me for looking up the forbidden video... it was a really good video though
Phil’s dark version is still adorable!!!
"YOUR TEA WILL BE COLD AND YOUR CRUMPET WILL BE BURNED" -phil trying to be threatening but he to cute for dat
I've been waiting for SO LONG YESSSS!!!!!!!
Gotta love when it's on full volume and the intro starts.
HOW XOULD I FORGET THAT INFAMOUS INTRO
woah, i just watched your dan and phil crack video #15 and looked on your channel to see if there was a #16, there wasn't. Now 40 minutes later there is one! omg i can predict the future.
ive never laughed so much
i love these videos
great job as always
Mother I'm so sorry for being late AHHHHHH (also back at it again with the intros please never stop those)
at the intro my cat immediately came over and started checking me with her nose to see if i was okay
ive watched so many of your Crack videos in a row i think she is legit concerned for my life
Love this alot it made me smile and made me happy.we all love you lonelywriter.
I'm not watching these in order but they are my favorite thing ever I swear
I need to remember to not have your videos at level 100 in my headphones. I am now deaf thanks to the intro xD Thanks!!!
Help, at the eye closing part I closed my eyes, move my arms because cramp and I clicked the connect to the tv, I disconnected straight away because I heard dans voice outside and I screamed IM SORRYYY
I love this intro man I needed this.
My drugs have arrived
phan trash I need more
phan trash same
Drugs gimme drugsss
U ain't gonna share?
same