Swearengen's Best Rant

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  • @claymac7895
    @claymac7895 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Silas peaking in and then quickly ducking out when he hears Al going off about Hawkeye😂😂

  • @jakecampbell2543
    @jakecampbell2543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    Swearengen is probably the greatest tv character of all time

    • @chefjaike
      @chefjaike  5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Villian? Hero? Father figure? Pimp? Genius? Fool?
      Yeah Al is pretty unbelieveable.

    • @jay_kulina
      @jay_kulina 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wanna see the second best? Try Kingdom (2014)... Jay Kulina is the name(the guy in my avatar). Before Netflix, the most underrated tv-series of all time. Amazing drama, spectacular acting.

    • @dutchplanderlinde8883
      @dutchplanderlinde8883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      DONT WE HAVE ENOUGH FUCKIN IMPONDERABLES?

    • @lfcwilli
      @lfcwilli 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Definitely

    • @611gay5
      @611gay5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hing fuckin' dai

  • @DarkCreed
    @DarkCreed 7 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    'Please do not strike me' Lmao, I've been using that line for nearly a year, whenever someone goes on a rant. Hands up too lol.

  • @jw870206
    @jw870206 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Ian McShane’s Al Swearengen is a god among wordsmiths. He weaves a tapestry of obscenity and prose with a skill unmatched.

    • @Losrandir
      @Losrandir 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      His speech is like words unspoken by men, it most come from a greater being. But maybe that is himself, the mighty Swear Engine. I know not.

  • @alexyoon-sungcucina7895
    @alexyoon-sungcucina7895 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Swearengen had a real soft spot for Blazinov. 4 things made Al feel this way-
    1. Balzinov had seen his parents murdered and thus the Orphan Al had some notice there.
    2. He showed deep sympathy for the Hooples as "working men." Whom while Al ridiculed, he also valued as his customers and base of the town.
    3. Blazinov had shown he would not let the threat of torture stop him from keeping a secret.
    4. He showed a willingness to abandom that principle of confidentiality to fight a threat to the camp.
    Al really warmed to him more than most.

    • @noahbrown6970
      @noahbrown6970 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Its a shame Blazanov couldn't be in the movie, even for like a little scene like Tom Nuttall was. I know he was the telegram operator, and there was a phone in the thoroughfare at that point, but surely they could've found some way for his character to turn up.
      I mean hell, they made Con Stapleton a fucking reverend so he could come back, wouldn't have been too far fetched to make Blazanov the owner of Seth's hardware concern, or of a different shop, or have him take over Charlie's mail route, would've been more believable than a genuinely scummy degenerate suddenly finding God and becoming a reverend in his 70s 😂

    • @DovahKanye
      @DovahKanye 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@noahbrown6970 I'M CALLING FOR THE TOWN OF LEAD, LEAD LUMBER AT THE BESHEST OF SENATOR GEORGE HEARST.

    • @vaahtobileet
      @vaahtobileet 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@DovahKanye You are a vile creature.

  • @Laconic913
    @Laconic913 8 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    Silas peeks therein, hears Al taking the name of Hawkeye in tones of wrathful vanity, and beats a hasty and adroitly-conceived retreat without anyone the wiser who is party to the excoriation of his erstwhile companion.

  • @Motoruven
    @Motoruven 9 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    If I can be NEARLY as charismatic and intimidating when I'm in my sixties my life's complete!

    • @007Dirtysouth
      @007Dirtysouth 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same bro

    • @cjok8367
      @cjok8367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Al was for sure a bad as s. Wasn't even trying to be, he just was.

  • @ontariobuds
    @ontariobuds 12 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "A superfluous trumpeting"
    lmao, I Love Merrick.....

  • @tyler0896
    @tyler0896 10 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    It's very good, as all Swearengen scenes are, but this is about his thirty fifth best rant.

    • @wandernn1
      @wandernn1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Truth.

    • @judgeporceddu8057
      @judgeporceddu8057 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      the 'Misfortune' talk with Merrick was great.
      "the world ends when you're dead; until then you've got more punishment in store"

    • @davidp3051
      @davidp3051 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Did you dye your hair?"

    • @chrishamameh4763
      @chrishamameh4763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@judgeporceddu8057 take it like a man... and give some back.

  • @Nitsudrd
    @Nitsudrd 12 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    You should have cancelled sex and the city, HBO, instead of one the best shows to ever exist.

    • @onlythequestion
      @onlythequestion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      A superfluous trumpeting.
      ... but you're absolutely correct.

    • @exmachinz
      @exmachinz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Maybe, but it is hard to tell more stories, without resorting to pure fiction like the (good) movie. Hearst wins, Sol and Bullock sell out, Swegen dies in a ditch. I was ok with what we got

    • @TxxT33
      @TxxT33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@exmachinz Um...Hearst gets publicly humiliated, Sol and Bullock live happily married and Swearengen died in his bed next to trixie.

    • @claymac7895
      @claymac7895 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Canceling this show was like cancelling the Sopranos. This show was magical and it had a lead on par with Gandolfini.

    • @mjbachman3027
      @mjbachman3027 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@exmachinz The 1879 fire that devastated Deadwood would have provided plenty of stories for Season Four.

  • @TheAndrewj96
    @TheAndrewj96 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "This is *_BULLSHIT!_*"
    "I'm sorry..."
    Pure gold.

    • @ShaDO118k
      @ShaDO118k 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My exact words when i herd Mass effect Andromeda was going to be a thing.

  • @ontariobuds
    @ontariobuds 13 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Short of accusation do I waft the odor of complicity in Hearst's direction"
    that is the funniest sounding sentence ever.

  • @frankconforti2679
    @frankconforti2679 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Greatest under the radar funny show. Sadly it can never be done again

  • @Overlijden1995
    @Overlijden1995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Al's face at "Please do not strike me!"
    😂😂😂😂😂 He knew it was wrong but he was thinking about it.

  • @danielholt1984
    @danielholt1984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Adams little head cameo is hilarious

  • @wtg2989
    @wtg2989 13 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    LOL Adams hears "Hawkeye" and ducks away!

  • @thefutureman8577
    @thefutureman8577 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Deawood and Carnivale were my favorite 2 hours of television every Sunday night for a couple years. Perfect mix of history and fiction with impeccable dialogue.

  • @FirewallMightyHero
    @FirewallMightyHero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    We need a compilation of Al talking about Hawkeye. Every time he hears that name he goes on a rant about how much he really hates the guy.

  • @brandonlee7355
    @brandonlee7355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This has gotta be one of the best shows ever. Good writing good actor's and no cliché relationship drama.

    • @chefjaike
      @chefjaike  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True. Great dialogue between GREAT characters....unfortunately not much story.

    • @JPerry-jw9ik
      @JPerry-jw9ik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@chefjaike not much story? C'mon now.

  • @06cdvanw
    @06cdvanw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    0:57 hahaha Adams "...nope."

  • @eyeswideshut7354
    @eyeswideshut7354 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    The use of language in this show is fucken amazing. Got some of that Shakespeare to it.

  • @simonesimmons7462
    @simonesimmons7462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Okay can I just say how good I love Ian McShane when he raise he voice when he gets
    Mad! He's indeed did some amazing acting in Deadwood. This show will always be number 1 in the world... 😊👏

    • @chefjaike
      @chefjaike  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was a GREAT show. The movie they put out a few months ago was horrible....but the weekly show was brilliant. Even Ian McShane said it was "the best gig I ever had" when accepting his Golden Globe for playing Swearengen!

  • @seanzoz
    @seanzoz 12 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I'm so trying this next time I get into a problem "Please! do not strike me!" *hands up*

    • @Ratiroth
      @Ratiroth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Didn't expect to see you here. Love your videos 👍

    • @seanzoz
      @seanzoz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Ratiroth i get around 🤙

    • @brynjolf3974
      @brynjolf3974 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Man your videos are amazing and you have great taste in TV. You’re the people’s hero

  • @lazylion420
    @lazylion420 9 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    PLEASE DO NOT STRIKE ME
    Al is the fuckin best

    • @gilmer3718
      @gilmer3718 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's funny because he might have actually struck him.

  • @959chris
    @959chris 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    all stand for the words of president swearengen

  • @cassleever588
    @cassleever588 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    i miss this show so much it hurts. on the brighter side, atleast it didnt live long enough to get tired and stale

    • @redadamearth
      @redadamearth 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The amount of times I've watched all 3 seasons, I can't even count. I could literally start from episode 1 again each time I finish the third and the movie. It's the language that keeps me coming back. If the show had been written in a modern vernacular or the kind of "western" dialogue one often hears, I just don't think it would have had the resonance it has. Every single conversation in that series has depths to return to over and over again.

    • @Onigirli
      @Onigirli 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Small fucking comfort tbh... it would've taken at least 5 seasons before it got tired and stale

  • @barbieglam1219
    @barbieglam1219 11 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    BEST SHOW EVER!!! They Should've NEVER Ended It So Soon!!! :( But HBO's Known for that!

  • @misterzeerow
    @misterzeerow 12 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    LMFAO at Adams !
    He's like wtf then he hears "....HAWKEYE" and goes... oh shiiit, im not even here...

  • @paulbaker1505
    @paulbaker1505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    How brilliant is this guy

  • @doomguydemonkiller
    @doomguydemonkiller 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Blazanov’s “Please do not strike me”😂

  • @jonmoontriber
    @jonmoontriber 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This isn't his best rant; but this IS the best reaction to one of his rants.

  • @colehara
    @colehara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Now tell us how you really feel Al.

  • @RedDeadRogue
    @RedDeadRogue ปีที่แล้ว

    Mr. Blazanov is precious and must be protected at all costs.

  • @autobot69000
    @autobot69000 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "a superfluous trumpeting"
    "trumpeting"
    what a great word to use.

  • @shad0wfire992
    @shad0wfire992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    If the Deadwood movie isn't about Bullock, Swearengin, and Co. shitting on Hearst, then color me disappointed.

    • @chefjaike
      @chefjaike  5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tell me about it...minus Richardson it should be a blockbuster (by HBO standards). I wanna see the town burn down. Historically, that did occur. It would also be cool to see Hearst take 15 bullets in the chest.
      All hail Deadwood!! Amazing to see so many fans respond to this video 13 years after the show was canceled.

    • @benhammel9886
      @benhammel9886 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chefjaike The movie will be set 10 years after the end of the series. It will be a post-fire/flood story.

  • @TheBaylor22
    @TheBaylor22 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Genius!!!

  • @13thcentury
    @13thcentury 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Swearegen swears
    Love this character

  • @dwmarch
    @dwmarch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The last bit of Al's rant at 1:04 should have been what Iron Man said after Hawkeye came back without Natasha in Endgame.

  • @jay_kulina
    @jay_kulina 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Just the best ever male leading role performance in tv-series history by far. Bryan Cranston's(B.B), Hugh Laurie's(House) and Kevin Spacey's(H.O.C) weren't/aren't even in Ian's league.

    • @yawgmoth5662
      @yawgmoth5662 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      James Gandolfini would like a word.
      Wait never mind no he wouldn't, he's dead.

    • @lancerman
      @lancerman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Try watching pinky binders it’s a great series as well.

    • @lakshyachaubey307
      @lakshyachaubey307 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yawgmoth5662 Tony Soprano would like to know your location

    • @doylesinclair4499
      @doylesinclair4499 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed, 2nd and 3rd place goes to Tony Soprano and then Walter White from Breaking Bad. . .after those 3 the remaining 7 of the top ten are way off in the distance. In fact, I would even nominate for 4th place E B Farnum from Deadwood

    • @in_vas_por8810
      @in_vas_por8810 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tony Soprano is one of my favorites, many from the Sopranos are, like Paulie, and Phil Leotardo, but Al Swearengen is just on another level. The dialogue is just magical.
      You guys should try Black Sails, and Penny Dreadful. There is a lot of art in their dialogue, and many powerful characters.

  • @LKaramazov
    @LKaramazov 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Just seeing Adam’s reminds of that down-for-anything super hot super spy Mrs Iswringhausen! DSL for days, with the perfect mentality able to fit into any role play she’s asked to fulfill. ❤️💔❤️💔In the words of Demolition “ Oh, what a rush!”

  • @BassHeadsProduction
    @BassHeadsProduction 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Al Swearengen defines badass.

  • @paulengler9726
    @paulengler9726 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    At work with my headphones on. had to turn the volume down to almost 0.

  • @DarkW0lverine
    @DarkW0lverine 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Such graceful words, so eloquently put; if only such things garnered more ubiquity upon the internet. Alas; SUIJIN! COCKSUKA!

  • @chefjaike
    @chefjaike  11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I uploaded that rant as well. It's titled: "Swearengen's Self Diagnosis"

  • @frankdodd3355
    @frankdodd3355 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Al: "You know what 'on our way' means, huh?"
    Blazanov: "No."
    ::beat::
    Al: "So, you have chosen...death..."

  • @leedobson
    @leedobson 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Mcshane was at his career best in this...and that's a 62 year career

  • @Svartalfgeist
    @Svartalfgeist 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I agree. I still hope they will revive it one day, somehow.

  • @Losrandir
    @Losrandir 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    These two are the two very wrong people to suddenly face the wrath of Swear Engine

  • @mjbachman3027
    @mjbachman3027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Adams great great grandson was Doug Spinney. He showed up im the Darkness Falls season 1 episode of The X-Files.

    • @chefjaike
      @chefjaike  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thats my all time favorite X-Files episode!

    • @mjbachman3027
      @mjbachman3027 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@chefjaike Mine as well.

  • @mrspidey80
    @mrspidey80 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Oh look, Al's swearin'gain.

    • @kencox5192
      @kencox5192 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      mrspidey80
      Al Swear Engine

  • @amanitaylor7280
    @amanitaylor7280 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I still cannot believe they pulled off that movie. I had given up hope

  • @ChoiceBits
    @ChoiceBits 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Word!

  • @johnhorton9637
    @johnhorton9637 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Dude didn't even go thru the door and walked out like I'm not getting in that. The other dude please don't hit me. Either way I'd be the same way . All really great actors.

  • @lordburlap4514
    @lordburlap4514 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ian McShane....the best of the best!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @RobertKaydoo
    @RobertKaydoo 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Guess I'll be "on my way..." ;)

  • @modernape9878
    @modernape9878 ปีที่แล้ว

    Al: THIS IS BULLSHIT
    Blas:....i'm sorry....
    lmao

  • @vaahtobileet
    @vaahtobileet ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ...I'm sorry

  • @GrayNeko
    @GrayNeko 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    @0:54! That looks is PRICELESS! 'If this were any other moment, I would smack the hell out of you for not understanding a fucking rhetorical question. But, right now, I'm so pissed off, I'm going to answer you. Not because I feel the need to explain. I'm just so pissed, I have to say it out loud!'
    Ian McShane's Al Swearengen is easily one of the best characters in TV history. You gotta love him, you just can't help it.

  • @RedwoodGhost80
    @RedwoodGhost80 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ari Golds great grandfather.

  • @Swordtee40
    @Swordtee40 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He's also Tai Lung in Kung Fu Panda

    • @katg9507
      @katg9507 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Swordterranean40 I knew I recognized that gravelly voice

  • @indianajonte
    @indianajonte 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    ditto!

  • @skipper4126
    @skipper4126 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    whats even funnier about this scene.. in the last scenes of the show when Hearst is leaving camp.. you can see Hawkeye with the group he gathered, including the midget.

  • @amy0077
    @amy0077 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    #Gold

  • @arshort2
    @arshort2 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    yeah but they did give us 5 years of The Wire, 6 seasons of The Sopranos, Game of Thrones seems to have their full support. But I agree we needed one more year to close out the story lines.

  • @RedStl
    @RedStl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Please do not strike me!

  • @incodan1
    @incodan1 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    lol at Adams

  • @spencerchef
    @spencerchef 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    thats the principal from ferris buelers day off

  • @chefjaike
    @chefjaike  12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @seanzoz I'm still waiting for the opportunity to work in the word "filibusterin' expedition" ... or the like. :p

  • @ardvarkvv2718
    @ardvarkvv2718 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Ples dunot straik me

  • @andrewvanhalen1984
    @andrewvanhalen1984 ปีที่แล้ว

    Take a shot every time somebody says cocksucker in just one episode. You will not survive.

  • @Halbared
    @Halbared 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Free. Gratis.

    • @chefjaike
      @chefjaike  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @VDAM1984
      @VDAM1984 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Free gratis is a redundancy. Should read free fucking gratis.

    • @chefjaike
      @chefjaike  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@VDAM1984 Does that mean it repeats itself?

  • @treezrok
    @treezrok 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    But he REALLY hates the Pinkertons.

    • @tomservo5347
      @tomservo5347 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "Pinkerton Shitheels" LOL

  • @kepler240
    @kepler240 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Adam's doesn't want any part of this!

  • @poep85
    @poep85 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    please, do not strike mr. blazanov.

  • @flexharder
    @flexharder 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Adams shouldve turned into the black smoke

  • @DavidTeerTheBackyardUfologist
    @DavidTeerTheBackyardUfologist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I had to laugh while he is summarizing. While getting head. SMH

  • @jb76489
    @jb76489 ปีที่แล้ว

    Anybody else think Merrill sounds like Gonzo from the muppets here?

  • @NickFlack
    @NickFlack 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    His eyes voices looks like a Pacino

    • @chefjaike
      @chefjaike  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Theres only 1 Pacino and only 1 Swearengen. Never thought he was the other Al you mentioned.

  • @rwa2play
    @rwa2play 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @BigCM06 And for a series I could give less of a damn for. Deadwood was the next "Sopranos" and HBO pissed that opportunity away.

  • @MsBethanyClaire
    @MsBethanyClaire 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love Ian mcshanes voice. Not quite Morgan freeman level but close.

  • @gamerr123
    @gamerr123 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @rapmann Please do not strike me!

  • @TeslaRifle
    @TeslaRifle 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Next time you get pulled over by the police

  • @yachtabaco
    @yachtabaco 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @AgnosticFonts00 LOL

  • @Bigd351clevo
    @Bigd351clevo 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL please do not strike me!

  • @JEEBUSLOVESOSAMA
    @JEEBUSLOVESOSAMA 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    *its

  • @arshort2
    @arshort2 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    yeah but money is money, those shows looked expensive and not enough watched.

  • @fortwoodmisery
    @fortwoodmisery 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Not even in my top 10.

  • @davidp3051
    @davidp3051 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best rant is about his mother abandoning him. Anyway.....

    • @chefjaike
      @chefjaike  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That wasn't a rant. More like a psychological breakthrough.

  • @ChewyLoo
    @ChewyLoo 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Certainly not his best rant but great all the same...

  • @jawline316
    @jawline316 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Really? Not even in his top 10!

  • @devourmentoffetus
    @devourmentoffetus 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Not bad, but not his best.

  • @MrGoblue1131
    @MrGoblue1131 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    this isn't even top 10 of his best rants.

  • @foley15136
    @foley15136 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not really

  • @jesuswasasalesman
    @jesuswasasalesman 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Definitely not his best rant.

  • @dagoninfinite
    @dagoninfinite 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    swearingen's swearing is bland. your faux shakespearesque exercise doesn't help it.

  • @richardparkin4930
    @richardparkin4930 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Ian McShane, Pete Postlethwaite, (not sure of spelling…don’t need to be, probably our finest actors.

  • @RDobbs-uv4xc
    @RDobbs-uv4xc ปีที่แล้ว

    Hardly his best.

  • @heart7773
    @heart7773 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I hated the shakespearing dialogue of this series.