What Was Your "Well That Happened" Classroom Moment?
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Once in class the teacher left and someone yelled “LETS HAVE AN ORGY” and as if it were rehearsed every dude in the class replied “HELLLL YAH” all the girls were confused, and the one Christian boy looked traumatized 😂😭
Sounds like a porno script
Im crying. Thats hilarious.
I can picture the whole damn thing 😂
*WHEEZE-* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
And then everybody clapped
1.Kid flashed another kid in the middle of class. 2. Kid managed to flip an entire desk on top of himself. 3. Kids started a flash mob dancing on desks while the teacher was out of the room. 4. Kids all hid and jumped out at the teacher when she came back in. 5. Kid lit the microwave on fire by cooking rice with no water and there was black smoke everywhere.
Over Bored
Are the kids at your school on crack?!
Jawbreaker The Hyaenodon honestly I wouldn’t be surprised
At a gym class, the teacher allowed the students feeling sick to remain in the classroom while he continues the class with the rest. It was winter so almost half of the class was inside, including me.
They decided to play truth or dare.
A girl got dared to walk on the desks.
She accepted.
The desks at my school are a bit oblique so students will keep a straight posture.
She got on one desk, all good. As she steps on the second one, her foot slides and all I hear is a big "boom".
She was ok.
That boom was actually the teacher checking on us. He walked in the classroom and saw a girl falling from a desk , was shocked left
Also another gym class. Same story , half of the class inside everyone playing truth or dare.
The class was from 14:10 - 15:00
so there were no more students except us.
Another girl got dared to act like a gorilla.
I thought she'd just make a sound and continue being quiet
Boi was I wrong
She started making satanic noises at the top of her lungs. Beating her chest, and making a squeaky scream before running around like an animal.
She did that for 2 min while running.
To end her show "epicly" she made such a sound ,she screamed and growled at 100 percent volume.
Teacher came when she was at the door. And was greeted by a deep voice "wohooooo".
Ah yes public school
My science teacher in middle school was also the gym teacher so he had a microphone that clipped to his shirt so he could talk over the kids screaming in gym class. He had a gym class right before the science class and forgot to turn the microphone off so the gym class was getting a summary about cumulonimbus clouds and stuff blasting in the gym.
Oo
Lmao
2 birds with one stone
Omg why didn’t this happen at my school😂 this is genius😂
0.o
My 10th grade biology teacher berated me, in front of the class, for smoking. I had and have never smoked in my life. My parents were both smokers so I smelled like smoke. He called me a liar. I told the math teacher who was friends with my parents and who I babysat for and he told me later that he had talked to the biology teacher but I never got an apology. He picked me, just about the only non smoker in the class to berate.🤯
Man, that gotta suck. I feel really bad for u
Jordan Tillman why?
Used to be a smoker, always did it private, always drank something to get the tobacco breath out of my mouth, never got caught, ended up “quitting” because I always forgot to go and get my smokes from my cousin
Teacher made fun of a kid's father dying and got a textbook yeeted at her head. Never saw the c word again.
@@kitcathimaruthedumbartistn6562 tried to always be a *"fellow kid"*
Some rude Teachers over there lol
Seems reasonable to me. People should have respect for the dead and the grieving
im sorry but your smiley face privilege has been revoked
edit: this comment doesn't make sense anymore but my profile pic used to be those potato smileys things
Ethan Miller haha
When I was a senior in HS my math teacher was the football coach (a really chill guy). As we were starting a lesson two guys didn’t have their books with them and began arguing over the only extra book available. As tempers started to rise and turned into shoving “Coach” stepped in to settle things down. Of course “Couch” gets pushed. At that point both guys get even more heated because “‘You’ pushed ‘Coach”. At that point both guys took a swing at the other. As you guessed it both guys end up landing their punches on the Coach. As the Football Coach was walking these guys down the hallway we could hear them apologizing to Coach and threatening each other with retaliation for laying hands on Coach.
When two people hate each other but respect a third party
Beautiful ending
I can explain as someone who’s played football(American and European), NEVER disrespect the coach’s, they often don’t get paid extra to deal with us, usually are the chillest dudes there, and will always be there no matter what. Most coach’s I’ve dealt with were shit, but until I met this one in highschool, they never were the nicest. The one in highschool made your screw up to be your fault but in a way of “damn, gotta work on that” instead of “GOD DAMN IT YOYR USELESS” and that made everyone respect the man.
Some kid bent over to pick up his pencil and a condom fell out of his pocket
Oh.
*dies of laughter*
Had a similar story, a friend wanted to take his water bottle out of his bag and instead of water he took out lubricant out of his bag lol
hope it wasnt used...
The “oh.” In the comments is funnier than the thing lmao
I vaguely remember my friend telling me about how her brother ate the class pet fish during class one time
wtf
*F R I C K Y E A H*
@@-profile-not-found404-8 FRICK YEAH
frick YEAH!
Ah i see we went to the same school
It's nothing but fun and games 'til two humans start screaming "Frick yeah" back and forth.
Edit #5: Goodness gracious. When will the 'Frick yeah's ever end?
FRICK YEAH!!!!!!!!
FRICK YEAH!!!!!!!!!
FRICK YEAH!!!!!!!!!
FRICK YEAH!!!!!!!!
FRICK YEAH!!!!!!!
My biology teacher once put a rock on his desk and said "this is an example for an inanimate object." He then gets a fricking bunny from under the table and goes "this is an example for an animate being." He was a legend all over school.
😆😆😆
There was this cool kid who was somewhere on the spectrum so he didn’t know do very well with social ques but he was super into nature and survival, he always had rope and a bed role, that was just him. Well he caught a live bird once and brought it into English III
legendary
Why do I wish I could do that
and then what happened?
I once yelled out "meth homework" in school... That's the only part I remember... But I did say more...
"Ok class, I want you to open your meth textbooks."
My Meth Teacher gave us our Meth homework in meth class while doing some meth.
I Don't remember posting this comment but eeh it's funny.
Jesse?
When I was in high school physics we had a designated test taker. The students would take turns studying, and the one who studied would use a code to give answers to multiple choice questions (ie clearing throat = A, sniffling = B and so on). We all got As in the class
Honestly I feel like I would start this. But charge people to know the codes.
Brilliant
hearing students with behavioural issues being restrained was awkward
I like when there’s a fight or something in class (as long as I’m not involved) because it usually takes up class time
The guy who narrates my reddit vids is from a small town in Texas. Nothing really goes on there, but a few years ago a 21 jump street operation happened at his highschool. There were literally two cops who posed as students for an entire school year to bust a drug ring of 8 people, DURING SCHOOL HOURS. It is the most notable thing that happened in town and people still talk about it. I am pretty sure you can find articles about it too if you look
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Woah your channel is actually underrated, I subbed
Town name?
@@louisianaball it’s prob fake lol
This reminds me of a movie I had watched, although I cannot remember the name. It was basically like these 20-something year old cops went undercover in a high school and it was a comedy.
“Go into the bathroom and open the door. The professor is there crapping... We make eye contact and I freeze. He slowly reaches for the handle to close the door, so naturally I shake his hand cause I’m retarted”
Edit: “Perfect recovery”
This has to be the funniest one I was crying it was too funny 😂
It wasn't a edit it was a replie
I don't care about spelling either its not English class
When I was in high school my history teacher told us that his father fought in WWII and whenever they reached that part in the curriculum he’d invite his father to speak to his class. What he overlooked, and it sounded like it happen quite a few times, is that his father would bring actual weapons from WWII, guns, knives and dummy grenades, every time he came to talk with the students. It stopped once a security officer decided check on the bag the vet brought to school.
There was a man across from our highschool who was autistic and had cerebral palsy. He would get out of his yard and wander into the lot...kids gave him cigarettes and stuff. His dad let him smoke.
One day, this girl in acting class, she goes outside and coaxes him to come INTO the school. It was like, ok now what. We introduced ourselves and then the teacher saw, and got his dad and the cops. He was fine, very well known for getting out. He supposedly tried to grab my friends boob a couple years later during lunch, but honestly it was just a spasm of his arm.
what. the. frick.
We have a chaos day here in Germany. At least in the schools I went to. Essentially, the classes that are about to graduate, can, on a particular day, one week before graduation, do pranks on the whole school, and even go into classrooms and let students go home early if appointed with the teacher beforehand. So, on one of those chaos days, the dudes get in our class, play loud ass Musik, throw stuff around and rip the ,,Klassenbuch" apart. The ,,Klassenbuch" is the thing where teacher make notes of bad behavior and of grades, which teacher are also forced to protocol everything for a whole year in.
We didn't rat anyone out. Those guys let us go early on that day.
Also when my year came, we were prohibited from the chaos day, because of the ,,Klassenbuch" incident.
We have that here in Australia too, we call it 'Muck-Up Day'.
Some schools no longer do it anymore because some years were too destructive, my school let my year do it tho. We all dress up in costumes and set up a bunch of pranks before school (covered one hallway floor with cups of water, filled a classroom full of balloons, plastic-wrapped all the chairs and tables in another, covered the whiteboard and all the desks and chairs with sticky notes in yet another, etc).
If you had younger siblings at the school it was tradition to catch them as they arrived and plastic wrap them to poles or trees around the school for the first lesson.
I dressed up as the grim reaper and went around playing 'funeral march' on a pocket speaker.
It was one of my best school experiences.
Most schools here have banned senior pranks.
I’ve got one that I was part of. It was like early May and my high school sophomore english class was sitting in the alcove outside of the blackbox theater having a lesson. Not sure why. This senior guy who I had a bit of a crush on and who I thought kinda liked me too came down the hall past us and called out to me really enthusiastically. I got all excited, no not in that way, and stood up to say hi to him. He picked up and swung me around which made me laugh. He said he was leaving for the year. While this was happening I noticed that some of the girls in my class were giggling. I asked them whay and they just said that the guy was kind of weird and creepy. It was a bit awkward. Nothing came of it. I was 16 and desperate for love don’t judge me. Not the biggest deal ever but it’s a story.
In my class we used to have this kid who absolutely hated coughing. I never really understood why. Let's call this kid Tom. Tom sat right behind me in class and one day I came to school with a really bad cough and I was wearing a hoodie so I could block my germs from people even more. Everyone sat down and I was making it halfway through the day. I had completely forgotten that the Tom existed because I was really invested in whatever I was doing, and I took a sip of water and swallowed the wrong way, so I had to cough. So I'm coughing, no big deal. Then suddenly I feel a slight tug on my hoodie. I didn't really think much of it, but then Tom pulls my hood so hard I physically fall backwards, and this didn't help my coughing situation at all, so Tom started swearing at me. By now everyone had noticed, Tom got yelled at and he ran out of the room, slamming the door with such a force I could've sworn the building shook. The teacher went to go find Tom, and my class just looked at each other.
"Well that happened."
I was messing around on a wheelie chair and it flipped and I slammed my forehead onto the floor. Everybody laughed and I laugh cried cause it was hilarious and it hurted my teacher just looked at me and shook his head. That's the norm in my class
6:40 PERFECTION! :"D
I got my head cut open by a kid with scissors and went to the nurse and she gave me ice..
I had to get my head glued later on..
Edit: I literally feel like I was the only one surrounded by crazy stuff happening to me in school
I’ll never forget going into my gov econ class senior year and hearing my teacher announce she’d just suffered through a miscarriage. We all, of course, felt absolutely horrible and tried to make things run a little smoother by staying relatively quiet and just taking notes. Everything seemed to be going ~okay~ until out of nowhere, she goes “You know, it makes me so upset to see all you young girls getting pregnant when I can’t have a baby. It makes me want to push you down a flight of stairs.” It was dead silent aside from the AC turning off in the room. She then said she needed to go to the bathroom and my history teacher from sophomore year stepped in to cover for her until class was over
A kid fell over in my woods.
I love u mr tree
I think that kid was me. Sorry Mr.Tree
Tell Bigfoot I said hi
hiii mr. tree :)
Did they make a sound?
In middle school, I acquired this amazing ability to take any punch someone threw at my body, which amazed ppl cuz I was a scrawny kid. I would show off by hanging from a pole while 8 or so of my friends wailed at me and I'd be laughing going, "That all you got?"
Anyway, freshman year happens. I'm taking a geometry class with a teacher who couldn't give half a fuck about jack shit. I have a buddy from the year before in the class and he starts telling ppl about my ability. Well, a stocky dude in class wants to see, so I volunteer. Before i can finish presenting myself as a target, the dude pulls me close and sucker punches me in the gut. I get winded and lose breath. He actually gets concerned and asks if I'm alright. I gasp for air but manage to say, "I'm good dude, nice punch." I go to my desk, sit down, pass out, collapse, convulse, foam at the mouth and lie there for 15 min. Then I just casually wake up and sit back down. Teacher hadn't even looked up from anything but nearby students were freaked out. Didn't ever offer to get punched again.
Also in same class on same day a girl told her bf in front of me that she wanted to tie me up and take my...innocence. Hot, but still. Weird school.
ok jotaro...
Genjiwater
While is one wasn’t a “Classroom moment”, it was still weird. One morning in middle school, the bus was picking up the last group of kids. Right before we left, the last kid almost missed the bus, but boarded immediately he seemed off. Turns out he was drunk/hungover; his face was yellow, he had dried puke on his lip, his hands were scraped up from falling over, and he just reeked of vomit and alcohol!! The bus driver instructed us to cram together at the back half of the bus while the kid sat in the front. There was a fire station by our school, so the bus driver stopped there and the ambulance came and picked up the kid. We were 20 minutes late to school, but the principal gave us big candy bars after school on account of our good behavior for the incident.
Not my school, but I was involved.
A teacher was insulting people in french, and no one knew what she was saying. One day, my friend got curious and asked me what her teach had been saying. The insults were BAD. I said 'damn if she said those things to me I'd knock her out with a textbook'. The next day, my friend's classmate threw her textbook at the teacher, after hearing my words.
Well never been this early but I'll say mine: lol
So my friend (lets call him D) was jumping around while sitting on his chair. He then holds the chair form underneath and continued . (this was not meant to be anything sexual even tho we were in fith grade ) And the chair falls on him. The teacher was out of the room. Now, in our classroom we had rows of desks. The other kids in our row were out sick. So it was only us in the row. He fell backwards then got up. His face was COVERED in blood. I don’t get freaked out by blood at all. So I had him get on her nees in front of me while I cleaned his face with my sweatshirt. It was a white sweatshirt. Teacher walked in thought we had fought. Yeah. That happed .
ʙᴀʀɴ ʟɪғᴇシ is your keyboard sticky?
Mondo Bananas
Um ew no why-
ʙᴀʀɴ ʟɪғᴇシ think because of your errors
6:47 this dude has a sweet recovery it's like using a 100% heal item in any loot-based game perfect
6:37 almost ended up like a very similar thing with my 8th grade U.S. History teacher. Chill guy, loved hearing our opinions about the current news and tried to avoid using the textbooks for lessons. He got pissed at a girl who kept talking over him in the same class over and over, I wasn't in this class thank god, and he threw a fucking textbook at her. He's still a teacher.
The weirdest thing to happen in my class this year was we had a lizard under the same person's desk for three years straight, a rat that climbed out of the broken AC and after quarantine, there was a nest with a baby bird inside one of the shelves
That's....interesting...
It's a jungle out there
Witnessed a student flip a big table that multiple students could sit at, with one hand. There was also the time a raccoon got into an electrical box and fried itself, causing the first actual fire alarm I've been in.
The best moment of, "Well that happened.."
Three, actually!
1) Some dudes in my gifted class in elementary school were fighting over a pencil when the guy with anger issues snapped and started to punch the other dude.. The other guy was screaming, crying, and yet the teacher still didn't look around. When she did, the entire class was like, "Uhh- Well heck-"
2) One of my good friends during social studies class screamed out, "My sisters lesbian. I'm probably going to be lesbian too if I even end up liking anyone." I was just there like, "Erm- Aight then-" Cause at this time I was in a relationship and I was questioning my sexuality still.
3) Art class. We were in art class and assigned an assignment talking about how we had to think of some drawing assignments based on the month we choose. My group chose October. We started talking about halloween, then Death Day, then somehow got to the purge. The art teacher steps in, "The purge isn't real. It's just something in a movie." I just burst out, "Awwe man!" And my group continues on about how we would kill someone. I start talking about how to hide a body and everyone in the class looks at me, goes quiet, then continues on.
Best Damn moments I can remember.
my chemistry teacher in high school showed us how to make a dry ice bomb.
also had a physics teacher that got everyone to hold hands and then shocked the hell out of us with a van-digraph generator and a metal door frame.
I can recall two instances that happened during my years in high school, one I wasn't there to witness and only heard about, and another that happened while I was at school.
1) My junior year, I had a chemistry class and an AP History class, and I had to miss the one chemistry lab we had due to the AP History class taking a field trip to the Philadelphia Art Museum. Now, when I say that was our one and only chemistry lab, it's likely because one of my classmates set a bar of magnesium on fire, resulting in the school being evacuated.
2) My senior year, I was helping with an after-school activity, with myself, a (junior) classmate, and the teacher in her classroom. We suddenly heard the fire alarm go off, and went outside, figuring someone had pulled it as a prank. When we saw the fire trucks pull up outside the school, we realized that maybe this wasn't simply a prank. Come to find out, somebody had gone into the men's room near the auditorium and set the paper towel dispenser on fire.
I remember during a mental health check my friend let’s call him Jim jumps over a desk and runs out of the class screaming I’m not going back to therapy
In 2nd grade a kid grabbed some scissors and cut another kids ear.
AB Farrow completely?
@@beld3375 not off if that's what you mean. He just snipped the top a little. Nothing came off it was just a cut
We had a Spanish teacher who wouldn't come out from behind her desk. She would arrive very early and leave very late. One day in Spanish a girl collapsed. She STAYED BEHIND HER DESK whilst the girl nearly died. Used the PA system to request 911 (this was before cell phones). Her lungs collapsed and something else was terribly wrong with them. She had a large part of both lungs removed. Her family wouldn't stop smoking, so the guidance counselor took her in. I looked her up recently. She is still alive and has children.
My aunts friend was in a test and people started singing a parody of One Day More from Les Miserables. I think theres a vid on youtubr. The parody was One Test More.
People asked why I was not a legendary
*Dude, if I don’t want to be a legendary Pokémon, I don’t have to!*
I was a student at this new elementary school that had opened up, and my classmates were all very well behaved students but this one kid was known to be a trouble maker, he would steal, cheat, or beat up other students for their lunch, and by the time we were in our final week of school we knew that he was very unstable, and one day in class he gets up and starts having a nervous break down, and when the teacher gets over to him he's suddenly so angry and knocked down our teacher who mind you was pregnant at the time, and starts beating the crap out of her face in front of the whole class while yelling that no one understands and then is promptly pryed off of my teacher and carried out Trojan style by four other staff members while he's screaming like a possessed maniac, it was the last I saw of him, I just hope he's alright.
Edit: the teacher was fine but she did leave for the rest of the school year due too how bad her injuries were
That's horrible 😨
Well it wasn't at school but I saw a bunch of talking animals at my swamp which included a French cat and a talking donkey who then married and had kids with a dragon. Wbu?
lmao
I thought Puss was Spanish.
@@littleman7514 after all this time and after all of our adventures together... I find out he's Spanish not French
someBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME
@@dizzifulclown_ I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED
So..
We were sitting in spelling class when a word came along that looked like the teachers last name
Me and 2 others started to make jokes about it and the teacher heard it
I guess he couldnt hold it anymore cuz he just flipped and screamed at us saying he tries to teach us he
also Kicks the table, poor table ):
and slams the door behind him as he walks away frustrated
After 4 minutes a other teacher came and teached us for the rest of the day
I was like 10-11 at the time
I didnt see that teacher again for the rest of my life
I think he had a burnout or somethin
Tldr
@@HandlerSolis me and some friends made a teacher angry enough to never return
6:40 was the best one made me laugh for like 10 minutes best story ever
The kid who dropped a dictionary on the class hamster... Poor hamster.
Indeed
I’m currently in 8th grade and my social studies class is unpredictable probably because of this one kid who always makes us laugh. In this case I’m going to call him Carlos. Carlos was as usual being Carlos and my social studies teacher said this in the most loving way possible said “Everyday I get a headache at 11:42 ( the time our class starts) and that headache’s name is Carlos” I will never ever forget about that moment. That line will forever stick with me. 😂
Shook hands with the professor 😂
Not necessarily crazy, but my classmates from one of my morning college classes of Fall 2016 gasped with nostalgia when I shared a weekend story after the professor asked us what we did over the weekend. I got my wish to meet the Kratt Brothers after waiting patiently for 15 years. "Zoboomafoo" will forever be an unforgettable classic.
*_nods_*_ Nice._
I was the crazy person in the classroom so they saw all kinds of weird shit but the worst was when I started throwing dictionaries at the teacher and then started throwing chairs around they had to evacuate the classroom and I barricaded it with a table then one of the TA S manged to calm me down I had extreme anger issues when I was a kid I also jumped on my teachers back when I was in year six I'm not proud of any of my moments I also pushed a table into a girl that was staring at me and called me a bitch saw in hospital and couple of months ago and I apologized to her about it and she said it was water under the bridge
One of my teachers told us at the beginning of the semester that if any of us fell asleep in class, he would drop books on our desk or nearby to wake us up. He wasn't joking. One kid fell asleep in class and he grabbed about three books, and I immediately started trying not to laugh, and he slammed those books on the kids table. He startled the crap out of him.
2:04 is one of those that are mandatory, yet welcome everytime
My 7th grade Social Studies teacher was this little lady in her mid 60's and the best teacher I've had so far. Every kid loved her to death, she had been teaching for 40 years and always had the most interesting classes, and we were so sad when she told us she was retiring and moving at the end of the year. One of the best days in class was when we were learning about how life was for colonial Americans. She brought in some old toys from those days. (one even looked like a beyblade) When she was showing them to the class she said "I brought toys.. reproductive toys", when she meant to say "recreation". The whole class flipped their shit laughing and she laughed and blushed so hard when she realized what she had just implied.
I miss you, Mrs. Bradner
Today, my chemistry teacher was demonstrating in her way of how to release stressful energy by smashing a ruler on the desk. No one was harmed. It was funny.
When I was in second grade I went to a really fancy and well funded private school, with uniforms and everything. However, most of the students were the exact opposite. There was this one kid that was probably one of the most memorable kids I met there. He was a really chubby kid.
Basically, he was the most misbehaving student in the entire school. It was routine for us to sometimes have to evacuate the classroom when the school's entire faculty had to come to deal with him throwing desks and chairs at the teachers. Sometimes, they even had to physically apprehend him to get him to stop. When we were learning outside of the classroom in the hallway, we could hear loud screaming and cuss words being yelled. Tbh, I thought it was funny.
Some guy randomly went to the front of the class while we were working on our computers and gave the whole class a TED talk about how their parents are terrible
In the last few months of 8th grade, a kid named Cameron (Cam) came to our class. He was annoying, racist, problematic and pissed most of us off. Anyways, he got in trouble many times during the short time he was at out school. The last straw was when we were in history (this teacher was pretty strict and his name will be Mr. E). Cam did something, I don't remember I think he was being disrespectful again. Mr. E called the office to tell them Cam was on his way. Our class was dead silent and Cam was in the middle of the room in his desk. He balled up his fist, and banged it on his head EXTRMELY hard while my peers stared in horror idk how Mr. E didn't see or hear. Imagine you are banging on a wall very hard, that's how it sounded on his head! Anyways he then grabbed a pin and everyone thought he was going to hurt himself or someone else. Needless to say, he was expelled after being there for A WEEK AND A HALF!
I had a friend who threw up on the floor during a social psych presentation in college. She said later she felt a little off coming in but thought she just had to burp. Norovirus was spreading like wildfire at my school that winter. Everyone was sick.
One time before class even started, in 7th grade so last year, a few kids walked around, and eventually came over to the table me and my friends were at. They snorted lemon powder, for water.
My school life was very uneventful...
But I do remember one time on the last day of school in 8th grade at the cafeteria, I and my friends were at our table enjoying our food and conversation until someone shouted "FOOD FIGHT!" and tossed his tray into the air.
Guess what table that tray landed on.
I and my friends were pissed, my hair had ketchup and pickle juice in it! But then the principle, Ex-Military, came up and publicly shamed the guy on the stage in the cafeteria. It was pretty brutal...
19:19 i swear this perfectly describes a scenario that happened in my class aswell xd. ( I was not the one who let the gas out)
I watched one of my stoner friends eat a handful of rubber bands
Holy Hera-
It's like makeshift gum I guess
Had a drug dog sit down on a students bag during health class. We were on the no drugs section and this guy was the teacher's favorite student. I've never seen someone more disappointed in their whole life, he just sighed and told the student to go outside with his bag.
The best part? He didn't even have drugs on him. The dog sat down cuz it smelled his lunch, apparently, it liked chicken. I'm sure that the trainers had no idea that the dog would've done something like that.
EDIT: Just thought of another one.
In Kindergarten there was this dude called Tyler. IDK if you remember this, but back in K, being able to do things for yourself was cool (such as clipping your own nails). So Tyler somehow gets the teachers scissors and begins to trim his nails. Now Tyler here has some developmental issues and his body isn't very well developed, he was very weak and had a lisp. Has he was clipping his nails, someone called out his names, he looks up and with scissors in hand he waves back.
The scissors had somehow gotten stuck to his nail (IDK how to explain) and he ripped his whole thumb nail off. It was horrifying to watch. I still get queasy thinking about it.
In middle school, these two guys stared fighting during lunch, and one of the guys straight up dumped chocolate milk over the other guy's head. I was just sitting with my best friend two tables away so I got to see the whole thing. A couple months after that, I was sitting with my other best friend, again during lunch, and the kids at the table we were at did something that lead to me crying. I'm a very sensitive person so it wasn't that hard. There's probably more, but that's all I remember.
I have quite a few stories:
- three kids dressed as spiderman walking around at lunch together and recreating the spiderman pointing meme in the middle of the courtyard
- someone walking into my class wearing a black inflatable amogus suit, standing there for about 30 seconds, and then silently walking out
- one girl in my ASL class arm-wrestling multiple people, including the teacher, and winning every time
- my homeroom teacher quite literally screaming when someone in the movie we were watching said the word "pussy"
- my history teacher explaining, in great detail, the soviet hockey uniform he was going to wear for halloween
The story of the girl puking on the first day of class reminds me of my first day of kindergarten, when we were sitting on the activity rug while my teacher was talking to us, the kid next to me puked and I shot up and ran away from him so fast.
3:16 I'm glad he's so excited about everything :)
So there was this one kid in my first period class (middle school) that everyone liked for some reason. Anyway one day he brought some chocolate “poops” to school and was giving them out at his locker so then we get to class and people are still asking him for chocolates.
Then he yells over everyone, “You guys ate all my poops!” Right as the teacher walks in.
Someone got so angry in class that they smacked a pencil sharpener off a table and broke it.. not one of those electric sharpeners that you plug in, but those old fashioned sharpeners that's literally bolted onto the table. Impressive and scary at the same time as she technically was the strongest and most intimidating student in the class
The great puke incident of 6th grade. One day this kid asked the teacher to go to the bathroom because he started feeling ill. Well he didnt make it far and threw up on the floor in front of everybody. This triggered a chain reaction of the other students and the teacher to start gagging. 4 other students wound up puking too so we all evacuated to the library while the poor unfortunate janitor cleaned up that disgusting mess
10:53 i'm reminded of my grandpa and how happy he was playing the harmonica
3:43 I read that as Cinnamon buns instead of Cinnabon mugs and got very confused for a second
Vodka glaze
Geography-teacher cursed the crap out of me for something I didn't do. Calling me an 'only child', 'entitled, spoiled brat' among other things. It was so shocking that even the class bully stood up for me, even though he hated me.
Wow
My 5th grade class found a paper clip in one of the ceiling tiles. We were all scared as hell, and someone got on a chair as the teacher was trying to play a game with the others.
We’ll call the kid on the chair ‘Joe’.
Joe got on the chair, and failed to get the paper clip, so My other classmate, ‘Laura’ (that’s what we’ll call her), threw a pointer at him. He fell, and I stepped onto the chair, and being the tallest in the class, got the paper clip out with ease and it fell into my hand.
“Who’s taking care of our shared son?” Jim asked.
“I’ll do it.” I said. “I saved his life. What’s his name?”
Then everyone said I got to pick, since I saved it.
I named it: Jerald.
We never saw the paper clip again.
That’s my story! :3
In my first year of high school, I was going to my Gym class and this was the first day of the new quarter and this was my first time in gym at this school. Apparently, someone suspicious was walking outside the campus and the school went into lockdown. What does lockdown mean for first day in gym? Everyone going into the boys locker room....girls included (like me 🙋♀️). I had no idea what was going on and it was awkward as hell and the lockers had exposed bathrooms and I never really saw a urinal before.....yet there I was, sitting 5 feet from one....(thank GOD nobody used them till the lockdown was over and everyone left)
Kids got into a fight in the back of the classroom. Chairs got thrown. Hair got pulled. People got pushed into the wall. This was the last day of going to school cause of covid. Just a great way to end the year :)
I have an old memory about Algebra 2. On the later end, we started to watch the TV while we did our work. At one point, we suggested watching Whose Line is it Anyways. The twist was that it was the bloopers, so the usual risque innuendos is now full-out cursing, and the teacher went all like "I thought this was family friendly!" That was one of the most hilarious interactions I had ever had with in her classroom.
Art Education student here. Education students have to get 100 hours of field experience in my state in order to qualify to student teach. One semester, it was my first day at field experience at the classroom I would be for the semester and I was hanging out and talking to the art teacher about how he ran his classroom and how he organized his assignments/powerpoints since it was a planning period. His classroom had a kitchen in it as well since the school was very small and the cooking/home ec. class and art class shared a room. It wasn't a huge deal since nothing the art room used was particularly toxic. Anyway, students were cooking, using the stove. The stove caught on fire. Apparently, this is the first time in the five years that the teacher worked there that there was a fire in the classroom, and it was also the first time in however many years for the other teacher for something to actually catch on fire. It was quickly put out with the fire extinguisher so no fire alarm was triggered or pulled and everyone went about their business, but of course, something like that had to happen my first day there because I am apparently cursed. Honestly, that was my favorite placement so far.
a kid hid in the closet before class, everyone knew but nobody said a thing
until the end of the day, where he jumped out right as the bell rang
screamed "I DID IT" and ran out of the classroom
biggest madlad I've seen irl
In middle school the teacher asked if everyone was working on their worksh!ts (worksheets).
In my freshmen year, two kids got suspeneded for their "THOT PATROL" shirts while they were filming a presentation. A few days later their presentation was shown, "THOT PATROL" shirts and all.
Desk I was sitting on began to collapse in math class. Wasn't hurt and laughed it off claiming I had a big dinner.
honestly the moment I questioned every thing is when we had just got out of class an this chick threw herself down a flight of stairs an said that our 49 year old music teacher was hot and that he was her angel. Mind you this dude is happily married with 3 kids and one of them was at the top of the stairs with us (in the same grade) and the teacher was uncomfortable as crap . It was the last time she came to our school, UNFORGETTABLE
I would love to go to a bookery, that sounds like a lovely name for like a library or book store that’s small and local
Someone at my school told the teacher she saw someone with a gun, so that's how I spent 3 hours in the boys locker room
We were watching movies in class, and someone at the video store (VHS era) switched tapes, because what we got was a very adult movie. Didn’t help that the teacher walked out of the room when it started, so we saw more than we usually would have. Very educational though!
High school was doing a production of Shakespeare's Titus Andronicus for the annual spring play (In case you're wondering, the theme that year was blood and gore. Sweeny Todd was the accompanying fall musical)
Anyway, can't remember who, but one of the characters is supposed to fall into a pit and die. The plan was simple: have the actor fall into the orchestra pit and land on a twin mattress placed at the bottom. Easy, right? They practiced it dozens of times in rehearsals and it went fine.
So opening night comes along and, wouldn't you know it, he lands on the mattress wrong and dislocates his shoulder. But the cool thing is he was able to finish the scene before they could take him to the hospital! What a pro!
I had a few of those moments in highschool, idk guess i used to be in weird classes. So i'll just write it as short as possible, if you want more info you can always ask.
-A kid jumping on his desk in the middle of class because he had one good grade.
- 2 people trowing a filled watter bottle from the highest floor, the watter bottle landing just before a teacher's feet on the street, the girls got in trouble.
- 2 girls using a heated iron(you know to flatten your clothes) to style their hair while the teacher whent to get some stuff
-a guy chasing someone els of our class with a chair ready to smack him
- a girl getting into a argument with our teacher in class, the girl grabed her stuf, the teacher asking in a rage wth she was doing, she saying i'm going to the ofice, the teacher saying no you won't and eventually the teacher chasing that students while wearing high heels. The teacher won
-the times i fainted in class (one time me ending up falling into the teacher's arms)
- that one girl faking hyperventalating in class for atention (hapend almost every day)
- same girl her mother calling majority of our class members and bitching them out because they were in a fight with that girl (a verbal fight, no fists invovled) this happend everytime she got into a fight with somebody.
There are way more but this is just a couple
That banana and gorilla one tho 😂
My personal favorites were both HS; the Chemistry teacher who did an experiment behind safety glass and the resulting chemical reaction/mini explosion was so powerful it split the safety glass right down the middle...everyone shocked for a full minute before the teacher starts giggling and says; “The powers of science! Learn it, love it, and you can get paid to blow stuff up for a living!” He was a great guy.
Other one was an English/History teacher (think a 2 hour class with a small break in-between) who unfortunately got us first period every morning. His way to wake us up? Wait till everyone had come in and SLAM his hands on either side of his wooden podium and yelled, “Good MORNING Students!” like he was Robin Williams in a movie about Vietnam!
Well it definitely worked but I gotta say I had a goddamn heart attack the first morning he did it; everyone’s heads shot up like they’d been slapped! But like I said, it definitely worked.
6:48 Ah yes, I walked in on my professor crapping. Let's shake hands.
Ok, so we have this one kid, who dresses up as a crusader EVERY Halloween, he dresses up in metal chainmail, cloth coverings, and a metal helmet. Like a FULL SET.
One of my classmates was disturbing the lesson and genuinely annoying everyone. So 3 of the strongest guys in the class picked him up with his chair and some other guy opened the classroom door and they just left him in the corridor. This happened in 7 th grade (8 for Americans if I’m not mistaken)
Okay another one: I have recently started high school. On the 1st of September (school in Poland starts on the 1st) I went to the school. Found my friends and learned from them that a first grader got ran over by a teacher on the parking lot. I came to school exactly when an ambulance arrived to take this guy
I remember back in 5th grade I walked into a classroom to get a book I forgot (it was after school) and the entire room was trashed. All the chalk was thrown around the room, textbooks everywhere, knocked over garbage can and whoever did it took the giant hand sanitizer and absolutely splattered it around the entire room, on the desks, on the blackboard, even on the TV and ceiling. It was a mess. I said nothing, found my book, and left.
7:03 im cry laughing when it said straight from the teet 😂😂😂
I have one, when a substitute teacher (who was and still is my favourite) came into class one day, the class clown wouldn't stop talking and the substitute teacher yelled for the fist time ever, It was the loudest I've ever heard someone yell, but I feel like this has happened to everyone
The guy who saluted the painting of George Washington crossing the Delaware whilst wearing red, white, and blue and an eagle mask is a fricking campus legend. Wish I could go to community college, or something, so that I can possibly experience crazy, random shit like this.
I was in college, studying IT stuff (hardware, Windows, Office etc.). me and my class were in a public area in the hall where you could sit, work or lunch, waiting for the next class. this area also had a high table with high chairs, wich two of my classmates were messing around with, until the point where one of them started throwing the chairs at the other one. this lasted until a chair was thrown at a printer and a random teacher came to stop them.
the printer wasn't severely damaged but everyone died of laughter. I don't remember how much trouble they got in.
Peeing in a trashcan is actually pretty common protest strategy for not being allowed to go the the restroom . Happend in my class too
In 5th grade during our Halloween party, some kid had one of those fake rats that stick on stuff. Well he threw in on the ceiling and no one noticed it until a half hour later when it fell on a desk. The whole class screamed and the teacher didn’t even know what to do.
The dude who came in dressed in red white and blue with an eagle mask and saluted the painting should be a legend 😂😂😂