"PREPARE THYSELF!" "DIE!" "JUDGEMENT!" "Is that...Minos??????" "In the name of all that is holy what the fuck is that Walking Gopro doing In this HOly Sanctuary's Walls..."
Blue GoPro: I HAVE BEEN SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED TO KILL AND REGENERATE WITH THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES. I HAVE TRAVELLED TO HELL TO COLLECT MORE. Hakita: yoo dude this kool aid tastes funky
Gabriel: the heck where is that machine and WHERE IS THIS NOISE THAT IM HEARING RIGHT NOW CAME FROM!!!!!! V1: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!. I KILLED EVERYONE FOR YOU AND GAVE YOU A TON OF BLOOD SO PLEASE LET ME GET TO P-2. Hakita: "you're not supposed to be here"
Guy with Owl: Full auto. V1: Hides Guy with Owl: Full auto. V1: BREATHING INTENSIFIES WHILE HIDING Guy with Owl: Fuller auto. V1: Today is not a great day pal.
"We have come for your Sanctum"
"Get the FUCK out of my exit"
Hakita true final boss confirmed?
@@professionalliar1524 Hakita Prime
@@Uncommom 💀💀😭😭
"I have come for your blood"
"Get the FUCK out of my palace!!!"
gargini mataygano
@@luigi309 you're too late
hakita casually watches moving gopro kill the population of hell while also bathing in the blood they "had"
I’m not a god damn GoPro.
@@V1WillFindYou of course you arent, you're a moving gopro
@AE86RO if I put you in a meat grinder, how long would you live?
No it a Nikon not a GoPro
Nah v2 is the gopro
imagine gabriel in the arena just wondering what the fuck is going on next door
“In the name of the father, what in the fuck is that GoPro doing.”
"YOU MAKE EVEN THE DEVIL CRY!"
"Is that... Me?"
@@sunnyyy1437 then he goes there to check what's going on, only to find out that his actual God was hiding there.
"PREPARE THYSELF!"
"DIE!"
"JUDGEMENT!"
"Is that...Minos??????"
"In the name of all that is holy what the fuck is that Walking Gopro doing In this HOly Sanctuary's Walls..."
"Machine, please explain, in front of the eyes of the Father, what is happening.. No, seriously, I'm just confused at this point"
Hakita actually killed em all at light speed seconds before you killed them, he has ASCENDED way beyond the mortal realm
No that's Jakito
@@tadeogomez7303 Nah bro, as long as Hampter is alive Jakito cant do anything
@@minusone7529 in this timeline jakito hasnt been released yet he cant hurt us... for now
The enemy ascended beyond your control.
Or was that all *your intention*
@@DaKingKayden They have managed to demolish whatever we made
But you're failing to comprehend
Sacrificing every enemy until Hakita let's me enter P-2
sacrifice their blood and maybe he will permit you entry
Are you regretting it now?
@@Orlando_Furioso nah
@@vanetta8644 Maurice Roller Pilled
Violence
hakita saw everything, hakita won't forget
Hakita is amused for now
What do you mean? This was a blood offering for the blood god.
i wish you could kill hakita
Kitto: Check this shit out
Hakita: PLEASE GO DO LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE
i love how once you get ultrakill you magically can understand what's going on in ultrakill videos, its like unlocking a new language
It's heavenly too. Everything suddenly becomes unfathomably funny
I only have the demo, and I undertsand almost everything here
@@antg2763 yea once you get ultrakill you can understand whats going on, which is why you can understand it because yopu have the demo
I feel like having the demo is limited knowledge, while getting the full game is like knowing what has happened, and what will happen.@@elia5841
I don't have ultrakill but watch videos of it and I can perfectly understand this
4:59 The sheer panic when you realized you put down the cancer rat truly shows how much of a threat he is. The scariest character in Ultrakill.
I guess he almost got a sheer heart attack
@@ЮлияИсупова-ь1ф He almost died from 20,000 volts
@@kevynhobueno7555he almost, uh, ultrakill
@@agrestige7390 He almost slipped and fell into the bridgeburner
@@kevynhobueno7555gotta send him to the meetgrinder
I love the fear you had fighting against the hardest boss, cancerous rodent
I cant believe he killed it first time, insane gameplay.
@@tucuxi132 Ikr usally people would lose over and over again but he somehow won first try he must be hacking
@@pyschobandit4478 just because someone is better than you dont blame them for hacking. Maybe he practised man
@@pyschobandit4478 oh shit nevermind he has cheat mode on
@@pay-gorn bro it's a joke 😭
I like that this guy is just killing everything and Hakita’s like “uh sir, sir, this is an employee only area”
Sir this is an arbys
Sir this is Gluttony
1:59 you gave him a nose! congrats!
the stolen nose has been returned
imagine you come into the room,
you just see hakita covered in blood saying 'your not supposed to be here'
damn experience.
he just got done eating
@@spacemarine6212 ketchup
@@spacemarine6212 He ate spaghet
@@Abyssal_EntityHE WAS THE ONE WHO TOUCHED MY SPAGHETTI?
“You’re not supposed to be in here” hakita said calmly
Once again, Kitto provides a challenge I didn't know I wanted to watch
Meanwhile Gabriel is questioning why he is hearing a shit ton of noise nearby
5:07 every 5 year old kid in his bed
Fr
That shit's fun though
sex
Boing
it's so fun for some reason
It's interesting how some of the bosses control their own arena lighting
hidden footage off what happens to people who ask hakita for the S word update
Bruh we literally have swordsmachine in this game, why CAN'T V1 wield a sword? Checkmate, atheists.
@@whomstthehecc3028 yeah that S word
@@whomstthehecc3028 I would genuinely love it. Imagine if the second Gabriel fight had him drop one of his swords, and you could pick and use it
@@lred1383 That would’ve so good
you mean sex update?
Minos Prime: 😴
Cancerous Rodent: 😨
VERY Cancerous Rodent:😱
CANCEROUS PRIME?????
Sisyphus prime:🤨
@@KuromiScarlet5030more like 🧔♂️
"fuller auto" *gets evaporated*
I love how he basically killed everyone with style but he's afraid of a cancerous rat (also love the sex scene with very cancerous rat)
its rodent
6:57 **Stares into your soul**
Doctor: "No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"
The 4 monkeys: 5:07
can you fight the leviathan while flesh prison ''spectates'' from behind the arena
*muffled judgement noises*
@@paulroberto2286
*muffled "THY END IS NOW"*
*muffled die*
"THY CAN BEAT THE SHITEFH OUT THE LEVIATHAN!"
4:58 I like how you freaked out because of rodent
Cancerous Rodent is clearly the scariest boss
@@hiitssnow9036 what about very cancerous rodent?
@@shawermus cancerous rodent is scarier
@@shawermus cancerous rodent is scarier
@@shawermus cancerous rodent is scarier
Gabriel: PERFECT HATR-
Insurrectionists: *pained groan*
btw, there is a second "youre not supposed to be here" location, in 5-1 if you go in the elevator at the half-way point and look for a vent.
*YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE*
YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE
Can we not talk about how good he is about parrying enemy attacks
Okay we won't
Agree, definitely not talking about that.
My lips are sealed
hakita took the setnence "color me red" too litterally 💀
Fighting minos in a crampt room and managed to survive. What a maniac
Hakita doing thier best skyrim npc impression
7:10
MACHINE BRUTALLY SHOOTS AN INNOCENT GUARD,
HAS MACHINARY HAS GONE TOO FAR??
im tryna do the mindflyer oneshot thing he did, the timing necessary for landing all the ricochets is literally frame perfect
This gives me the same energy as a kid charging into their parents office to show them a cool trick they learned
i like how hakita just smiles and politely ask u to leave even tho hes soaked in blood and watched the entire hell species die by V1
+ why are you even spawning enemies here
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5:00 his overreacting got me dying😭🔥
Wdym overreacting? It’s a valid reaction to facing the strongest enemy there is!
Kitto: *Fights every enemy in ultrakill*
Hakita: Can you just fucking leave already 😭😭😭
damn u really ultrakilled em
when p ranking gabriel (both encounters) is easier than p ranking minos prime
The way you took so long to kill the insurrectionist is so funny to me, also the hakita arena is an interesting place lmao
Most sane ULTRAKILL player:
Honest to god, I love how goofy this game can be at times
just gotta love how stoned hakita is, mustve seen too many things to even be phased
"um excuse me what the actual fuck are you doing in my house?"
*The Hakita is not amused by your actions
Love how the arena just becomes two solid colours by the time you get to Minos.
Great vid, but should have ended off with a railgun shot into Hakita and then it cuts there
5:31 hakita can not beilive his eyes
I legit actually tried to find Hakita near the Wrath level when I realized "wait the update is out, I'm SUPPOSED to be here" lmfao
Blue GoPro: I HAVE BEEN SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED TO KILL AND REGENERATE WITH THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES. I HAVE TRAVELLED TO HELL TO COLLECT MORE.
Hakita:
yoo dude this kool aid tastes funky
0:09 lust with hakita 😳😳😳
Sex update confirmed
“Hm, hm hmmm hm-hm, oh! Hey mister robot!”
*”You’re not supposed to be here.”*
"Full auto
Full auto
Fuller auto!"
Gabe: for the love of god WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THE ROOM
this is the first ultrakill video i watched before i bought and downloaded it
Caught bro tryna parry with the knuckleblaster 4:41
Imagine you're hakita who just defends P-2 enter and some gopro kills everything that you made infront of your eyes.
Gabriel: the heck where is that machine and WHERE IS THIS NOISE THAT IM HEARING RIGHT NOW CAME FROM!!!!!!
V1: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!. I KILLED EVERYONE FOR YOU AND GAVE YOU A TON OF BLOOD SO PLEASE LET ME GET TO P-2.
Hakita: "you're not supposed to be here"
"Thy end is *_WEAK_* ."
-Minos Prime 6:19
Proving worthiness to get into P-2 early, I see
The most impressive thing is that he killed cancerous rodent, he almost died and probably took him multiple attempts to do this
Ah yes, P-2 simulator
this game has an amazing community
This game has the best and worst community I have ever seen.
Guy with Owl: Full auto.
V1: Hides
Guy with Owl: Full auto.
V1: BREATHING INTENSIFIES WHILE HIDING
Guy with Owl: Fuller auto.
V1: Today is not a great day pal.
YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO FIGHT EVERY SPAWNABLE ENEMY HERE
this is the first video about ultrakill i watched. and i love it
Your the best ultrakiller
"YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE"
'Didnt ask'
"PLEASE LEAVE"
'ratio'
"WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS"
'hey wanna see me instakill minos?'
hakita: "oh hi mr. frog! your not supposed to be here."
1:00 prowler theme
The pure anger at the end there lol
alternate title : hakita getting absolutely fucking bloodied while watching funny gopro kill every enemy 1 by 1
thy judgement
Hakita: ok
5:07: plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap
I love how he just panics when he summons the cancerous rodent but just stomps on very cancerous rodent
"I WILL SPLATTER YOUR GORE ACROSS THE STARS!"
V1: **gore all over the dam room**
hakita doesn't deem you worthy
my guy killed minos in a broom closet
Hakita:Get out of my house
Peak ultrakill
bro nearly died to the cancerous rodent
you know the fighting is good when the gameplay looks like a powerpoint presentation
I like how he's just watching the chaos un fold
2:42 that sound just triggered ptsd from my first v2 fight
This was the first ultrakill video I ever watched
the fact the rodent was too scary was a sign of its power
Alternate title: hakita daily shower
For some reason this is very relaxing.
You turned the special elevator Room in to the normal one by painting it red
"You're not supposed to be-e here...Mr. Freeman..."
hakita demands blood sacrifice
Okay but god damn that skill was nothing to scoff at
this is why i love this community
ultrakill lore in 7 minutes and 12 seconds:
i love how he panics when he spawn the cancerous rodent
My favorite part is when he says you’re not supposed to be here
P-3 be lookin crazy fr fr
i thought the thumbnail was the koolaid man in ultrakill
goddamn you, i can no longer unsee it, take my goddamn like and fuck off
This was only a foreshadowing of P2