the fact that this started as Joel joking around & Sausage just "yes and" they improvised so hard it became lore. and now there's a sick animation on Sausage's channel of him using his powers. also the silence & eye contact Joel made with the horn joke makes me yell every time XD
Sausage's edited cut outs in between his reactions, makes me wonder.. how can he recover those hilarious innuendos they put in each signs. Lol Also, love how Joel zooms on his face, everytime he reads his own messages. The silence makes it more hilarious.
As someone who named themself after this character I am very happy. And yes, I named my self after the child of Joel and Sausage instead of the actual Greek god.
@@GlitchyGem I did in fact make my chosen name after the character Hermes instead of the actual god- in conclusion I am mentally ill. (My whole chosen name is Hermes Artemis Apollo --)
I remember watching some of Sausage’s streams and getting so anxious whenever Hermes was mentioned in the chat, because apparently Sausage Supreme was always watching and he couldn’t find out about him
I thought of a fancanon, Sausage and Joel use a piece of fabric to hold hermes while they fly (as if he was in their inventory). Not sure if it already exists
Wow making this must have been a lot of work 😅 thank you tho I love Hermes so much 🥰 if you aren't exhausted by making this vid could you do one with Eddie and Maria? Love those too 🐰
Watching this while simultaneously knowing the greek myths just sends me cause technically speaking Joel is a parallel to Zeus and he just gave Sausage a child-
how is Bubbles not dead? She ate chocolate cookies. Also, the funniest moments were when Sausage and Joel had to strip Hermes of his clothes just to grab the items in his hand. XD
It's PG because it goes over kids' heads if it isn't too obvious. As a kid I thought Farquaad was compensating for his height in Shrek, the joke about dicks didn't occur to me.
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I love how both joel and sausage struggle to grab things from hermes' hand
joel tries to grab the item, takes the clothes, then puts it back immediately after
*...and sausage completely derobes him 💀*
@@overripeschnitzel pff- /lh
You know how small children have the grip strength of a god (pun intended)
As someone who has been working with Armor stands a lot lately I can sympathize it is a pain to take stuff from them.
AND LIZZE!
lizzie with hermes:ok. we HAVE to be gentle *moves hermes BIT BY BIT*
joel and sausage: *Breaks the child*
The fact that Lizzie was the only one to ACTUALLY move Hermes bit by bit😂
Lizzie: ok we gotta be gentle-
Sausage & Joel: *break the child.*
God I wish I could save this comment in my memory forever now 😂😂
@@macy2762 I responded to this so you could come back and see this comment again
@@macy2762doing the same as the other report
i thought it was sausage who started the dirty jokes but who knew it would be joel 💀💀💀
Every single message from Joel was dirty 👿 😂
@@Hermitcraft_Xreal 😂😂
Where
SO IM NOT IMAGINING IT
It's funny lol😂
The best fact is that there's enough Hermes clips that it's the length of a full video
Three full videos in fact lol
the innuendos just keep getting worse and worse, poor hermes
Every time Joel writes a questionable sign, he reads it out loud and the silence of him staring into our soul is even louder 😂
"please use protection" 💀joel is implying that sausage was the dom top
OMG YEAH XD
You couldn't torture this statement out of me, holy shit
oh god I didn't realise what that meant until now O_O
just like scott-
I wouldn't put my "protection" on display but whatever floats your boat sausage
the intentional -s u s- signs to the dads whilst trying to make it kid friendly is killing me
It’s the ‘ Please use protection’ that killed me😭
he left something hard
we can blow eachothers horns..😭
“He loves your wood so much…”
“Whenever you think of hard wood, think of daddy sausage”…
I feel bad for Hermes, he had to grow up with two non_PG parents
I mean he has the best babysitter though
@@familyfungaming6925aunty Lizzie?
@@mohaksharma4550 yes
Atleast I think that's what me from 9 months ago was saying
I kinda forgot
@@ZombiewithanElytra Aunty is correct too
@@ZombiewithanElytra Then don't be that person. Some people spell it Aunty.
I love how genuinely happy they are to find Hermes, receive the little gifts and read the……questionable signs :)))
Lizzy pulling him along on a fishing line… does that mean Hermes is a leash child?
Only when the anthropomorphic cat is babysitting
I love how Hermès was just a messaging sistem at the beginning instead of an actual child😅
I love how Joel reads the innuendos like there's nothing wrong and Sausage is confused or weirded out (in a good way)
It feels the other way around tbh
(Ik it's a year late but) He is not confused or weirded out XD He's breaking character, haha
Joel really embraced being a (Greek) god.
I never realised that there is 27 minutes content of just Hermes in Empires till now.
27 minutes and 40 seconds
The dirty jokes, I just can't 🤣🤣Thank you for putting this together
thay are so good
13:42 *gasps* "oh my gosh, sausage" All of that hard wood has made him say that. I'm dead. 😭
I can’t with the silence Joel has after he reads the dirty jokes
Lizzie destroying Scott's crops is the best😭
**Angry Scottish Noises**
I love how happy they both get when the see Hermes
I think hermes had more fun with lizzie than either of his dads
If Joel was the one to first reveal Hermes to Sausage, that means he was the pregnant one. Let that sink in....
He did tell Sausage to use protection
OH GREAT HEAVENS😂
and they can blow each others horns 🤨🤨
“Let’s blow god daddy’s horns”
So that's why he said "please use protection" to sausage ☺️
the adult jokes are supreme 💀💀
the fact that this started as Joel joking around & Sausage just "yes and" they improvised so hard it became lore. and now there's a sick animation on Sausage's channel of him using his powers.
also the silence & eye contact Joel made with the horn joke makes me yell every time XD
Just realizing now that Sausage gave Joel “head”. They certainly have a way of parenting
I love how Hermes just goes back and forth between Joel and sausages empire
Lesson learned....don't drink sodapop when watching Empires/Hermitcraft/Life Series......pop out of the nose is NOT fun
I loved seing joels base grow from sauseges perspective.
Lizzie is definitely a better babysitter than Joel is.
Sausage's edited cut outs in between his reactions, makes me wonder.. how can he recover those hilarious innuendos they put in each signs. Lol
Also, love how Joel zooms on his face, everytime he reads his own messages. The silence makes it more hilarious.
Love how Joel got more and more attached
Y’know, I always thought sausage was going in hard (😉) with the innuendos, but joel is a MENACE
I love how they nervously laugh after reading the questionable signs
I found this literally the same day I thought: "what actually happened to Hermes?"
Like, does anyone actually know what happened to Hermes?
...what _did_ happen to Hermes?
Sausage just made a community post about his next episode with a pic of him and hermes, so maybe we’ll see hermes again soon?
@@simsley5501 we certainly did see hermes
Most intense episode of empires ever.
As someone who named themself after this character I am very happy. And yes, I named my self after the child of Joel and Sausage instead of the actual Greek god.
honestly slay
YOU NAMED YOURSELF HERMES? Please say you did.
@@GlitchyGem I did in fact make my chosen name after the character Hermes instead of the actual god- in conclusion I am mentally ill. (My whole chosen name is Hermes Artemis Apollo --)
@@AutumnSenpai No, no, it's valid
Go(o)d name!
This is why naming yourself is superior.
I love how the messages just go dirtier and dirtier 😭
The inappropriate jokes are comedy gold ☠️
I feel like Hermes was also an excuse to use adult jokes.... 8:18
I love how they interact and I love those jokes 😂😂
Joel was GOING FOR IT holy shit LMAO
I remember watching some of Sausage’s streams and getting so anxious whenever Hermes was mentioned in the chat, because apparently Sausage Supreme was always watching and he couldn’t find out about him
Does anyone else think that this little guy will go around the server and visit every one at some point?
That’ll be so cute😭
true
I love how this is kinda sus... and they know it but try to keep it family friendly
'Angry scottish noises' I love it
Just found my new favorite video
This video is so funny 😭 Joel’s jokes and sausage’s excitement
I thought of a fancanon, Sausage and Joel use a piece of fabric to hold hermes while they fly (as if he was in their inventory). Not sure if it already exists
Wow making this must have been a lot of work 😅 thank you tho I love Hermes so much 🥰 if you aren't exhausted by making this vid could you do one with Eddie and Maria? Love those too 🐰
My favorite part is how they accidentally undress Hermes each time and just keep apologizing
HAHA I LOVE HOW THEY NEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING. The jokes are making me die rn
He’s the best character, Hermes supremacy
The dirty joke are going crazy 😂😂😂😂
the fact that Sausage fed Bubbles chocolate chip cookies which kills dogs 💀 and Sausage committed Animal Cruelty in front of this child
I mean, Bubbles is alsp an interdimensional entity, so I guess she can digest chocolate for supernatural reasons…?
@@AquaEclipse324 idk man... jus saying chocolate aint good for bubbles
Watching this while simultaneously knowing the greek myths just sends me cause technically speaking Joel is a parallel to Zeus and he just gave Sausage a child-
Nothing, but Hermes with his fathers
and his aunty lizzie that is totally very resposible ;)
@@Lesbofroggy yup
I forgot how much I adore Hermes! I need to get back into watching Joel and Sausage's POVs
the amount of dirty jokes they both do is actually hillarious
Love how Lizzie go “let take Hermes to the nether roof before we drop him off with his hot dad” 😂😂😂
12:16 SAUSAGE NO THEY'RE *CHOCOLATE* CHIP-
I like how they communicate through signs😂
i love how the horn was feel 💀
ANGRY SCOTTISH NOISES. XD
It progressively gets worse
I got to 18:57 before I had to pause 😂😂
I can't with these, I haven't seen these perspectives yet and I'm dead 😂😂
“Thunder Daddy” lol
It keeps getting more and more inappropriate boy still somehow appropriate-
The amount of times I got dirty minded in this video killed me😂
I love the jokes and their reactions to it
Hermes: the greek god of mail delivery xD
IM CACKLING AT THISBLMFAO
I just realised that sausage fed bubbles chocolate chips
Well I was wondering who Hermes was-
The more this video goes on, I just keep just,, switching languages of: “AAAAAAA” at the odd signs…
how is Bubbles not dead? She ate chocolate cookies. Also, the funniest moments were when Sausage and Joel had to strip Hermes of his clothes just to grab the items in his hand. XD
THE FIRST INNUENDO TOOK ME OUT, I LITERALLY HAD TO PAUSE THE VIDEO, AND SCROLL THROUGH THE COMMENTS.
U CAN SEE WHEN THEY R DIRTY MINDED.
thunder daddy's thunder thighs
Everything they wrote is so dirty💀💀💀
The fact they both call each other daddy is so funny 😂
I love the jokes they made..😂😢
2:25 idk why but this bit caught me off guard😭😭
someone walks in to sausage talking to himslef
this whole video is just dirty jokes.
Bro all of these sexual references
anyone else noticing the "dirty jokes" that keep apearing {also im not fluent in english}
Oh absolutely
I’m certain they were intentional (I’m in English person)
This is just too cute and wholesome :)
New name: Empires out of Context
I love these bits with Hermes. I loved how long the bit went.
I wonder who gave Hermes his purple clothes
Criminal that we never got to find out the name of the axolotl
Frr
I need a fanfic about Sausage, Joel and Hemes going out for a fun family day
*"you little ball of chaos i am so-😾*
*"...."*
*"PROUD OF YOU🥹"*
best line ever
@@hoichinghaileyau fr!
The jokes get worse and worse XD
Oh god the innuendos 😂
This is great!! This was one of the best things about empires season 2. Thank you for leaving the context around each moment, too!
I CANT I’M DYING OF LAUGHRWR HSLLP
“Joel gave us a child!”
😳
“Please use protection”
✋😭
HOW ARE THEY PG TH-camRS!?!?!?😭😭
It's PG because it goes over kids' heads if it isn't too obvious. As a kid I thought Farquaad was compensating for his height in Shrek, the joke about dicks didn't occur to me.
Ohhh you deserve subscribe for putting that together ❤ .
So cute but so dirty
I love this so much 😭❤️
So like Sausage tops right? So Joel’s a power bottom?