the fact that this started as Joel joking around & Sausage just "yes and" they improvised so hard it became lore. and now there's a sick animation on Sausage's channel of him using his powers. also the silence & eye contact Joel made with the horn joke makes me yell every time XD
Watching this while simultaneously knowing the greek myths just sends me cause technically speaking Joel is a parallel to Zeus and he just gave Sausage a child-
Sausage's edited cut outs in between his reactions, makes me wonder.. how can he recover those hilarious innuendos they put in each signs. Lol Also, love how Joel zooms on his face, everytime he reads his own messages. The silence makes it more hilarious.
I love how they leave hermes with lizzy thinking Joel's is too dangerous yet hermes falls of a tree, gets lost in the swamp, aso is just hilarious 😂😂😆😆
I thought of a fancanon, Sausage and Joel use a piece of fabric to hold hermes while they fly (as if he was in their inventory). Not sure if it already exists
I remember watching some of Sausage’s streams and getting so anxious whenever Hermes was mentioned in the chat, because apparently Sausage Supreme was always watching and he couldn’t find out about him
As someone who named themself after this character I am very happy. And yes, I named my self after the child of Joel and Sausage instead of the actual Greek god.
@@GlitchyGem I did in fact make my chosen name after the character Hermes instead of the actual god- in conclusion I am mentally ill. (My whole chosen name is Hermes Artemis Apollo --)
Wow making this must have been a lot of work 😅 thank you tho I love Hermes so much 🥰 if you aren't exhausted by making this vid could you do one with Eddie and Maria? Love those too 🐰
This was a really great thing for them to do, because I'm sure it was not only fun for them, but it also made them go back and forth and visit each others bases, and definitely compelled people to go and have a look at the other videos
Sausage: *Writes nice and encouraging notes*
Joel: *Writes dirty jokes*
Sausage: *Writes even dirtier jokes*
i had to pause at blow eachothers horn
“It makes his thunder cheeks clap”
Is what got me XD
lizzie with hermes:ok. we HAVE to be gentle *moves hermes BIT BY BIT*
joel and sausage: *Breaks the child*
I love how both joel and sausage struggle to grab things from hermes' hand
joel tries to grab the item, takes the clothes, then puts it back immediately after
*...and sausage completely derobes him 💀*
@@overripeschnitzel pff- /lh
You know how small children have the grip strength of a god (pun intended)
As someone who has been working with Armor stands a lot lately I can sympathize it is a pain to take stuff from them.
AND LIZZE!
the innuendos just keep getting worse and worse, poor hermes
Don't worry about it his just a child he won't understand a thing.
@Ancienttreeroot621 then he’ll get it when he’s an adult at 3am and be traumatized
The best fact is that there's enough Hermes clips that it's the length of a full video
Three full videos in fact lol
the intentional -s u s- signs to the dads whilst trying to make it kid friendly is killing me
It’s the ‘ Please use protection’ that killed me😭
he left something hard
we can blow eachothers horns..😭
“He loves your wood so much…”
“Whenever you think of hard wood, think of daddy sausage”…
Lizzy pulling him along on a fishing line… does that mean Hermes is a leash child?
Only when the anthropomorphic cat is babysitting
she’s probably used to keeping her children on leads since she most of her children are animals :)
Got it from sausage
Yes
@@DUCKY005help💀
Every time Joel writes a questionable sign, he reads it out loud and the silence of him staring into our soul is even louder 😂
The fact that Lizzie was the only one to ACTUALLY move Hermes bit by bit😂
Lizzie: ok we gotta be gentle-
Sausage & Joel: *break the child.*
God I wish I could save this comment in my memory forever now 😂😂
@@Moons_Crystal I responded to this so you could come back and see this comment again
@@Moons_Crystaldoing the same as the other report
@@Moons_CrystalYo
i thought it was sausage who started the dirty jokes but who knew it would be joel 💀💀💀
Every single message from Joel was dirty 👿 😂
@@Hermitcraft_Xreal 😂😂
Where
SO IM NOT IMAGINING IT
It's funny lol😂
13:42 *gasps* "oh my gosh, sausage" All of that hard wood has made him say that. I'm dead. 😭
I love how Joel reads the innuendos like there's nothing wrong and Sausage is confused or weirded out (in a good way)
It feels the other way around tbh
(Ik it's a year late but) He is not confused or weirded out XD He's breaking character, haha
Joel really embraced being a (Greek) god.
I love how genuinely happy they are to find Hermes, receive the little gifts and read the……questionable signs :)))
I love how Hermès was just a messaging sistem at the beginning instead of an actual child😅
Pretty accurate to myth Hermes
I feel bad for Hermes, he had to grow up with two non_PG parents
I mean he has the best babysitter though
@@familyfungaming6925aunty Lizzie?
@@mohaksharma1412 yes
Atleast I think that's what me from 9 months ago was saying
I kinda forgot
@@SawsArt Aunty is correct too
@@SawsArt Then don't be that person. Some people spell it Aunty.
The fact they both call each other daddy is so funny 😂
I can’t with the silence Joel has after he reads the dirty jokes
Lizzie destroying Scott's crops is the best😭
**Angry Scottish Noises**
The dirty jokes, I just can't 🤣🤣Thank you for putting this together
thay are so good
I love how happy they both get when the see Hermes
I never realised that there is 27 minutes content of just Hermes in Empires till now.
27 minutes and 40 seconds
I think hermes had more fun with lizzie than either of his dads
Yup
the adult jokes are supreme 💀💀
Love how Joel got more and more attached
the fact that this started as Joel joking around & Sausage just "yes and" they improvised so hard it became lore. and now there's a sick animation on Sausage's channel of him using his powers.
also the silence & eye contact Joel made with the horn joke makes me yell every time XD
"please use protection" 💀joel is implying that sausage was the dom top
OMG YEAH XD
You couldn't torture this statement out of me, holy shit
oh god I didn't realise what that meant until now O_O
just like scott-
I wouldn't put my "protection" on display but whatever floats your boat sausage
I love how they nervously laugh after reading the questionable signs
I love how Hermes just goes back and forth between Joel and sausages empire
If Joel was the one to first reveal Hermes to Sausage, that means he was the pregnant one. Let that sink in....
He did tell Sausage to use protection
OH GREAT HEAVENS😂
and they can blow each others horns 🤨🤨
“Let’s blow god daddy’s horns”
So that's why he said "please use protection" to sausage ☺️
I once read a fanfic about how hermes was made with Joel pregnant, so....
Just realizing now that Sausage gave Joel “head”. They certainly have a way of parenting
The inappropriate jokes are comedy gold ☠️
I loved seing joels base grow from sauseges perspective.
Y’know, I always thought sausage was going in hard (😉) with the innuendos, but joel is a MENACE
I found this literally the same day I thought: "what actually happened to Hermes?"
Like, does anyone actually know what happened to Hermes?
...what _did_ happen to Hermes?
Sausage just made a community post about his next episode with a pic of him and hermes, so maybe we’ll see hermes again soon?
@@simsley5501 we certainly did see hermes
Most intense episode of empires ever.
Lizzie is definitely a better babysitter than Joel is.
I love how the messages just go dirtier and dirtier 😭
Watching this while simultaneously knowing the greek myths just sends me cause technically speaking Joel is a parallel to Zeus and he just gave Sausage a child-
sausage is Maia then
@@thedamgoose PFFT- YEAH
Lesson learned....don't drink sodapop when watching Empires/Hermitcraft/Life Series......pop out of the nose is NOT fun
Oh noooo 😭
My favorite part is how they accidentally undress Hermes each time and just keep apologizing
Sausage's edited cut outs in between his reactions, makes me wonder.. how can he recover those hilarious innuendos they put in each signs. Lol
Also, love how Joel zooms on his face, everytime he reads his own messages. The silence makes it more hilarious.
I love how they leave hermes with lizzy thinking Joel's is too dangerous yet hermes falls of a tree, gets lost in the swamp, aso is just hilarious 😂😂😆😆
I thought of a fancanon, Sausage and Joel use a piece of fabric to hold hermes while they fly (as if he was in their inventory). Not sure if it already exists
I remember watching some of Sausage’s streams and getting so anxious whenever Hermes was mentioned in the chat, because apparently Sausage Supreme was always watching and he couldn’t find out about him
I love how they interact and I love those jokes 😂😂
Does anyone else think that this little guy will go around the server and visit every one at some point?
That’ll be so cute😭
true
This video is so funny 😭 Joel’s jokes and sausage’s excitement
Joel was GOING FOR IT holy shit LMAO
the amount of dirty jokes they both do is actually hillarious
As someone who named themself after this character I am very happy. And yes, I named my self after the child of Joel and Sausage instead of the actual Greek god.
honestly slay
YOU NAMED YOURSELF HERMES? Please say you did.
@@GlitchyGem I did in fact make my chosen name after the character Hermes instead of the actual god- in conclusion I am mentally ill. (My whole chosen name is Hermes Artemis Apollo --)
@@AutumnSenpai No, no, it's valid
Go(o)d name!
This is why naming yourself is superior.
I love how this is kinda sus... and they know it but try to keep it family friendly
And fail miserably
Love how Lizzie go “let take Hermes to the nether roof before we drop him off with his hot dad” 😂😂😂
Wow making this must have been a lot of work 😅 thank you tho I love Hermes so much 🥰 if you aren't exhausted by making this vid could you do one with Eddie and Maria? Love those too 🐰
Just found my new favorite video
'Angry scottish noises' I love it
I know right😂
Hermes: the greek god of mail delivery xD
IM CACKLING AT THISBLMFAO
I love how sausage is checking up on Hermes and treating him like a real son and Joel is just like “oh, that child’s back… cool”
“Joel gave us a child!”
😳
“Please use protection”
✋😭
I forgot how much I adore Hermes! I need to get back into watching Joel and Sausage's POVs
He’s the best character, Hermes supremacy
I got to 18:57 before I had to pause 😂😂
I can't with these, I haven't seen these perspectives yet and I'm dead 😂😂
the fact that Sausage fed Bubbles chocolate chip cookies which kills dogs 💀 and Sausage committed Animal Cruelty in front of this child
I mean, Bubbles is alsp an interdimensional entity, so I guess she can digest chocolate for supernatural reasons…?
@@AquaEclipse324 idk man... jus saying chocolate aint good for bubbles
4:44 "hhhhhard from other daddy""pffft excuse me?"
12:16 SAUSAGE NO THEY'RE *CHOCOLATE* CHIP-
i love how the horn was feel 💀
The amount of times I got dirty minded in this video killed me😂
I love the jokes and their reactions to it
someone walks in to sausage talking to himslef
Nothing, but Hermes with his fathers
and his aunty lizzie that is totally very resposible ;)
@@Lesbofroggy yup
This was a really great thing for them to do, because I'm sure it was not only fun for them, but it also made them go back and forth and visit each others bases, and definitely compelled people to go and have a look at the other videos
12:15 Who's gonna tell him that dogs can't have chocolate chips...
This is great!! This was one of the best things about empires season 2. Thank you for leaving the context around each moment, too!
It keeps getting more and more inappropriate boy still somehow appropriate-
Joel making dirty jokes
Sausage knowing the joke and trying not to laugh
1y late I know
I love these bits with Hermes. I loved how long the bit went.
This is just too cute and wholesome :)
its embarrassing how I finally get the 'use protection' joke after 2 years oh my days
THE FIRST INNUENDO TOOK ME OUT, I LITERALLY HAD TO PAUSE THE VIDEO, AND SCROLL THROUGH THE COMMENTS.
The dirty joke are going crazy 😂😂😂😂
I need a fanfic about Sausage, Joel and Hemes going out for a fun family day
ANGRY SCOTTISH NOISES. XD
HAHA I LOVE HOW THEY NEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING. The jokes are making me die rn
4:21 CRYING 😭🤣
I just realised that sausage fed bubbles chocolate chips
Oh god the innuendos 😂
I love the jokes they made..😂😢
this whole video is just dirty jokes.
2:25 idk why but this bit caught me off guard😭😭
U CAN SEE WHEN THEY R DIRTY MINDED.
Ohhh you deserve subscribe for putting that together ❤ .
New name: Empires out of Context
thunder daddy's thunder thighs
Criminal that we never got to find out the name of the axolotl
Frr
Well I was wondering who Hermes was-
The more this video goes on, I just keep just,, switching languages of: “AAAAAAA” at the odd signs…
Everything the light touches (lion king line) Is ReAdY tO bE tRaMpLeD
The jokes get worse and worse XD
So like Sausage tops right? So Joel’s a power bottom?
Hermes had such bad childhood with these two, but hay, at least Lizzie tried her best
I love this so much 😭❤️
Lizzie is good....
YOU SURE BOUT THAT? 🤨
I wonder who gave Hermes his purple clothes