Karl Pilkington's Funniest Thoughts On Animals | Compilation, Wildlife Special

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  • @nichanson
    @nichanson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The trio always makes me laugh. Very good combination.

    • @HotelBravo0499
      @HotelBravo0499 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's almost like they are iconic

  • @LifeOfRy
    @LifeOfRy ปีที่แล้ว +2

    30:08 TOTAL CONJECTURE. Where does he get the confidence to just assert things like this?! I both love and hate it.

  • @melissastorn
    @melissastorn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    44:33 I almost feel bad for Steve when they start chirping him about his eyes 😅👀

    • @FarewellFix
      @FarewellFix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Don't lol. He gives it to Karl just as much, only difference is Karl doesn't care, steve is sensitive ;)

    • @melissastorn
      @melissastorn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      FarewellFix that’s why I said ‘almost’ :) Steve can always dish it out but can’t take it! Lol

    • @iknowyoureright8564
      @iknowyoureright8564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@melissastorn You have a really cute smile. ☺️ have a lovely day......night.

    • @anonymouse4138
      @anonymouse4138 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ask his 40 million dollars if he feels bad.

  • @stevenraposo4830
    @stevenraposo4830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    When I listen to this man and he's train of thought all I can say is wow His thought process and his logic is amazing LOL😂😂😂😂

    • @JankyJankProductions
      @JankyJankProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Karl is a legend I love his brain

    • @franreynolds7375
      @franreynolds7375 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JankyJankProductions HH h re

    • @joachim595
      @joachim595 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The more I listen to these recordings my view on Ricky goes grimmer and grimmer. He’s a twat.

    • @francisco13macedo
      @francisco13macedo 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      PORTUGAL ✊️

  • @livmiller1991
    @livmiller1991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    43:09 THE ELUSIVE KARL LAUGH!! guys it’s like the unicorn of rickycarlsteve content. An actual full chuckle. Guys… Wow.

    • @paulcunnane4
      @paulcunnane4 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks I almost missed that!!

  • @watcher8008
    @watcher8008 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    @ 7mins that is definitely Ricky the snail specialist

  • @dcdc9939
    @dcdc9939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    legend mate 🙌

  • @The8Music8Guy
    @The8Music8Guy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    First guy on the phone feels like it’s 2 Kyle’s talking haha

  • @steveryan4410
    @steveryan4410 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Slim Juice & Peacock feathers... & people like the OWL head.. i must of heard it over a dozen time, its still so funny

  • @WorLadCiz
    @WorLadCiz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Questioning of the experts is pure genius, Karl getting frustrated as the experts don’t agree with him.

  • @BrandaBrand-fp5cj
    @BrandaBrand-fp5cj ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love it

  • @cykablyat7528
    @cykablyat7528 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    30:54
    Jack was the pet and assistant of double leg amputee signalman James Wide, who worked for the Cape Town-Port Elizabeth Railway service. James "Jumper" Wide had been known for jumping between railcars until an accident where he fell and lost both of his legs at the knee. To assist in performing his duties, Wide purchased Jack in 1881, and trained him to push his wheelchair and to operate the railways signals under supervision.
    An official investigation was initiated after someone reported that a baboon was observed changing railway signals at Uitenhage near Port Elizabeth.
    After initial skepticism, the railway decided to officially employ Jack once his job competency was verified. He was paid twenty cents a day, and half a bottle of beer each week. It is widely reported that in his nine years of employment with the railway company, Jack never made a single mistake.
    Jack died of tuberculosis in 1890. His skull is in the collection of the Albany Museum in Grahamstown.
    (to quote wikipedia)

    • @GhostLeeds
      @GhostLeeds 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Awesome. Thanks for the knowledge.

  • @ImATrillionaire
    @ImATrillionaire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Ahaha deadly👌😎😂😂😂😂😂😂 we need some new podcasts between these 3men

    • @clebfelm4170
      @clebfelm4170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wish... sadly don’t think this trio will ever get together again

  • @TBATTIECYCLING
    @TBATTIECYCLING 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    A beautiful mind

  • @ThePontiacBandit911
    @ThePontiacBandit911 ปีที่แล้ว

    15:48 I love her!

  • @steveryan4410
    @steveryan4410 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Give it head of an OWL.... (cracks me up everytime)

  • @BoManton
    @BoManton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Do we need mosquitoes?

    • @paulcunnane4
      @paulcunnane4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No.

    • @stimpy1414
      @stimpy1414 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      population control. over 1 million people die each year from mosquito related diseases.

    • @blackpig52
      @blackpig52 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @Jonathan-rk4uq
      @Jonathan-rk4uq 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No

  • @MrFatman1875
    @MrFatman1875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Sounds like Michael Owen is the octopus expert 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Stu81
    @Stu81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The snail guy Carl was talking to I think that was Ricky 🤔

    • @MrHenhen5
      @MrHenhen5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Does sound a bit like him haha

    • @samanthanutland3544
      @samanthanutland3544 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Definitely, the octopus guy was also Ricky, he even forgot to do the accent for a second in the middle 😂😂

  • @TheNotthediver
    @TheNotthediver ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My Dad grew up on a similar estate in the 70s. People that are politely called travellers were housed by the council. They parked the caravans outside and used the house as a barn. They burnt the front door as firewood.
    Karl is probably being coy on the subject cleverly

    • @LifeOfRy
      @LifeOfRy ปีที่แล้ว

      Vermin. Leave 'em nowt.
      We absolutely do *not* need 'em.

    • @TheNotthediver
      @TheNotthediver ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LifeOfRy I ain't havin a go

    • @LifeOfRy
      @LifeOfRy ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheNotthediver oh I definitely am 😂
      Different feelings, towards different… things.

  • @clebfelm4170
    @clebfelm4170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    We really don’t need jellyfish... get rid of em

    • @shrimpflea
      @shrimpflea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They're not jelly and they're not fish.

  • @GhostLeeds
    @GhostLeeds 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Monkeys from the rough bit 😂😂😂😂

  • @shrimpflea
    @shrimpflea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've been trying to get rid of snails and cockroaches for years....can't be done.

    • @TheNotthediver
      @TheNotthediver ปีที่แล้ว

      Slugs are the real enemy.

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Is this Celso trying to get rid of the cockroaches in his flat?

  • @roberthardie4786
    @roberthardie4786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Protrude from the head at 1.6

  • @TheNotthediver
    @TheNotthediver ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Body of a horse
    Head of an wolf
    Teeth of a shark
    Wings of an eagle
    Tail of a lizard
    Brain of a man
    On 6 giant legs like a spider but they're beefy horses legs

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Spiders don't have 6 legs, play a record!

    • @TheNotthediver
      @TheNotthediver ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AA-hg5fk he's done me

  • @gerrydelafino659
    @gerrydelafino659 ปีที่แล้ว

    Karl funny

  • @MinifigureMultiverse
    @MinifigureMultiverse 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    6 legs x 3 joints each equals 18 "knees".
    Karl's not wrong. He just explains himself or words things poorly.

  • @shaneshanks9702
    @shaneshanks9702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Keep safe everyone ❤️

  • @eyebrows3966
    @eyebrows3966 ปีที่แล้ว

    31:14

  • @shoelesblondlady
    @shoelesblondlady 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The deadliest animal would be a poison arrow frog mixed with an undersized panda. So cute u have to hold it... till you die

    • @sexmachina
      @sexmachina 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you think Karl is a pot head too?

  • @joelwileman5938
    @joelwileman5938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Night boys 🤙🤙🙏

  • @WolfColaUK
    @WolfColaUK 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    At no point...did a railway company...give a chimpanzee...the job of Signalman...

  • @scoobydoo1093
    @scoobydoo1093 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Goodnight mongs x

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah... Mongs isn't really an ok term any more, it mocks people with Down syndrome.

    • @maxknight5593
      @maxknight5593 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AA-hg5fkoh shut up

  • @carrieshephard739
    @carrieshephard739 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    They did eat them lol

  • @emer67
    @emer67 ปีที่แล้ว

    Do we need Scousers ?

  • @jaidev777
    @jaidev777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Animals. Do We Need 'Em? Get rid of it.

  • @carrieshephard739
    @carrieshephard739 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol

  • @chrisparry7401
    @chrisparry7401 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Mustard ov

  • @singingsunflower9000
    @singingsunflower9000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Karls stupidity is only painful to us

    • @clebfelm4170
      @clebfelm4170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why are you here

    • @singingsunflower9000
      @singingsunflower9000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@clebfelm4170 , to listen to karl pilkingtons funniest thoughts on animals

    • @clebfelm4170
      @clebfelm4170 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@singingsunflower9000 so you enjoy pain

    • @singingsunflower9000
      @singingsunflower9000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@clebfelm4170 some pain in small doses i find can enhance pleasure

    • @karldilkington8802
      @karldilkington8802 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@singingsunflower9000 masochist

  • @jyerichardsmusic4511
    @jyerichardsmusic4511 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    8

  • @pronemanoldbutyoung5548
    @pronemanoldbutyoung5548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Do we need'em?"
    Surely they are talking about left wing activists.....

    • @pronemanoldbutyoung5548
      @pronemanoldbutyoung5548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@singingsunflower9000 you just proven my point

    • @singingsunflower9000
      @singingsunflower9000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pronemanoldbutyoung5548, 🤭

    • @PlayaP69
      @PlayaP69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@singingsunflower9000 Now, now, lads or girls or girl/lad, there's other places for that quarreling 😊. Here in the world of Pilkington it's for calm, serene, relaxing 🥰. #HaveAGoodNightsRest 💗

    • @singingsunflower9000
      @singingsunflower9000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @James Cook, Not surprised its from someone named oldbutyoung with that view

    • @singingsunflower9000
      @singingsunflower9000 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Ingested Media, its a certain type of person that would see themselves in that nickname, not just down to age, if you know what i mean

  • @stephenjames1443
    @stephenjames1443 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    &

  • @shinobi-no-bueno
    @shinobi-no-bueno 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love that Karl thinks that having a printout of the ridiculous thing he just said constitutes some sort of actual evidence