@@sampfister580 wrong, you have panel beaters, spray painters, detailers, mechanics, technicians and more. Mechanic isn’t a broad stroke term for anyone who works on a car
@@FirieonOG well no they probably can’t because it’s too complicated, that’s why they’re called technicians, because they’re trained on the computing side of it as well as the mechanical side of the job
If you're worried about these things then get a single gear bicycle. Maintenance on that is dirt cheap compared to any car. I would even recommend walking, but hospital bills can a real pain if something goes wrong.
@@YungRekless true, but oh, not quite always. I work at one of those companies where BMWs’, MBs and Range Rovers litter the parking lot. People buy these wretched glitz barges just for bragging rights and nobody is ever in their back seats.
"forgive me, mother" *springlocked sfx plays as my mother slowly gets crushed to death by the chair as a sacrifice for my momentary comfort (we are driving to the store about 37.6 seconds away)*
@@gerardmcmillan8591es almost when the seat is moved all the way to the front it will fold but if its moved normally or back only the screen will Show up and the seat will stay just for info 😅(Also it won't close because of the seatbelt),👍I love this 🚗
@@nunyah9116 BMW certainly is not at the top of the reliability list, Mercedes isn’t ultra reliable either but BMW is generally known for being worse nowadays, your list must be old, most reliable cars are Japanese and most German cars are worse, and don’t just quote the highest mileage car which was a Volvo bc that’s a 1966 model
S-class is on another level compared to this ugly barrage of shapes and inconsistent design language. Keep the big screen and crystals and give me the S-class please😂😂
They have sensors that will stop it before it hits anything next to it. Definitely want some space to get out though as the doors are pretty big! Source: I work for BMW and sell these.
good luck if you ever had a battery problem. you cant just pop the hood and look at it, no. you have to lift the car up, take out the entire undercarriage to reveal the battery, take OUT the battery whole, start disassembling the outer layer to actually see each individual node, and then you need IT experience to actually know what the hell to do with any of it. again, good luck.
@@Neipekreizo computers have been in cars for awhile now. It's not a new thing. And cars are better for it, harder to repair but anything good will be harder to repair and such
Yeah who is the camera guy and how did he learn to film like this, the sweeps, pans, the height positioning angles from slightly above and below, color balancing, SPEED FOCUS, AND THE INCREDIBLE ZOOMS! AND lets not forget the POST Production!
@@kotnn-g yup. They bought those awards 100%. Their heavy use of plastics in the engine bay and other critical areas completely contradicts their "award"
Oh yeah they will because the cost of repair is built into the monthly premiums several times over. They love to insure big expensive cars to people who have shown great driving records. They know they getting 10s of thousands of dollars from you for absolutely nothing. So if the day ever comes you do come to them for $10k headlight it’s just a drop in the bucket of what you already have them then they get to say you are a liability to them and crank that premium up and you have to pay it or not drive because now it’s part of a record and other insurance companies are going to demand even more than what the original company has quoted because the new company hasn’t gotten all those thousands and thousands from you already. It’s a broken system and they use it to their ever lasting benefits.
@@itisyouthatiadoreit's limited to less than 120 mph. More powerful motors won't drain a battery faster, less efficient ones will. It's why EVs need to be super slippery and aero obsessed
*floors car*
*car lifts up*
*THX.sfx intensifies*
Immediately thought of the movie over the hedge where the porcupines watch tv
Most Beamers are better than most Mercedes! Go with Audi if you want driving pleasured
@@ligma2752 underrated movie. I had it on DVD and I watched on my PS2 like about 10 times.
@@martinwhalley3286 and Porsche for when you actually want to go fast
@Ian Williamson are you 12?
These days you need a IT specialist to fix the car. Would love to have this one though
That is why at BMW the mechanics are now called “technicians” instead of mechanics, because of all the computing involved in fixing a BMW
@@TheDONG201everyone that works on cars are called techs bro
Implying any real mechanic can’t fix anything on it
@@sampfister580 wrong, you have panel beaters, spray painters, detailers, mechanics, technicians and more. Mechanic isn’t a broad stroke term for anyone who works on a car
@@FirieonOG well no they probably can’t because it’s too complicated, that’s why they’re called technicians, because they’re trained on the computing side of it as well as the mechanical side of the job
That flat screen was unexpected
That was hard af
factssss
8k resolution
It’s already in the 7 series today. The least interesting part of all of this …
@@9.peanut that is the new 7 series 🤦
It may look weird from outside but damn that inside of that car looks so futuristic
its looking awasome from outside tho for me
@@tukocde same
@@tukocde i think its hidous but the desing works well on the x7
@@tukocde EXACTLY!! It looks good inside and out!
@@Silver_Xarr he is talking about the X7, it has the same styling as the i7 but it actually looks good on the X7.
Parent in the passenger seat: "no McDonald's, sorry kids"
The kid behind them: "very well..."
😂😂😂😂😂
There's probably a safety feature for that situation lol
@@CROSSH4IR21yea BMW are smart
He he
Now I get it lol
Bro was charging up the death star
😂
LGBTQ
@@H982FKLL nigga what
That acceleration was like THX 💀💀
Thx
Thx
The sound is designed by hans zimmer who composed the soundtrack of many many blockbusters so...
Thx
Thought the same thing!
can’t have no immature friends in the backseats 😂😂
@@pshdxt no
@@pshdxt Jesus doesnt love you, thats for sure.
No one but me and the Queen would be in this
Pretty sure you can’t move the seat if there’s weight in it. Most seats have sensors
@@Dhjdjdnndicjnmfodo bro... 🤦
Hans Zimmer coming in with the Dolby Atmos accelaration
The extended seat and flat screen got me 😮 so nice!!
Loving the driving sound🤩
Mercedes been putting Swarovski crystals in their headlights for a min now
People: So, where do you live?
Me: In my car, I have a 30 year mortgage. 😅
Man bought a whole bedroom💀
This is The All New 2024 BMW i7, It's Totally New From The Ground Up. It Is Absolutely Super Stunning & Excellently Brilliant Luxury Vehicle!
NPC ahh comment
Someone sitting in the passenger seat just getting folded like an origami
😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
🤣
omlette is better
I love the part where the front passenger gets absolutely demolished 💀
This car is a masterpiece 🖼️
I can't imagine how expensive the electronic components in the interior are going to be for repair.
If you're asking that question, this car isn't for you! Btw, it isn't for me either!!! 😂😂😂
Ah yes bmw tax
This isn't anything new for luxury brands
Cars like this are for leasing, not buying lol.
@@matthewjohnson775 Someone who gets it!
That one random Mercedes from the late 90s and early 2000s that has more features than a 5 star hotel resort
That’s not a engine rev that’s the natural disaster warning 💀
It's electric
1999 Mercedes: do you think I’m a joke to you?
When he drives it that’s the boss music playing for the Mercedes competition.
Front grille looks like a heat radiator
Why is that true though
I thought this was a Bugatti for a second
not to be THAT PERSON but they kinda took the model x doors for the automatic open and shut
Naw bro, you not going to need a mechanic, you’re going to need a nasa engineer to fix the problem!
Now that finally cars are silent (under 30mi/h) we put artificial noise??? 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
I don’t mind the outside and the inside is damn gorgeous
- Did bmw just beat mercedes?
- No
Holy hell so many more things to break and have to fix
If you can afford this car, you’re not really worried about fixing things
If you're worried about these things then get a single gear bicycle. Maintenance on that is dirt cheap compared to any car.
I would even recommend walking, but hospital bills can a real pain if something goes wrong.
@@YungReklesseven if you can afford this car, why spend so much on a seat you’ll never sit in?
@@itsabovemenow1016 the back seat? That’s mostly where people that own this car will be sitting.
@@YungRekless true, but oh, not quite always. I work at one of those companies where BMWs’, MBs and Range Rovers litter the parking lot. People buy these wretched glitz barges just for bragging rights and nobody is ever in their back seats.
Man ima be playing video games all through a road trip
Floors it
Stuka dive bomber intensifies
Gotta hit the like button, straight to the point with reviews and smooth . Keep it all the way up Brotha!
I can’t have something that nice I’ll be scared to even fart in it
you would trigger sensor malfunction. :)
TRUE!😅🤣😆😅😅😂😆🤣😅
The gas sounded like an OG Xbox booting up
"forgive me, mother"
*springlocked sfx plays as my mother slowly gets crushed to death by the chair as a sacrifice for my momentary comfort (we are driving to the store about 37.6 seconds away)*
LOL I LOVE YOU FOR MAKING IT SO DRAMATIC AND DETAILED
When he pressed the gas it sounded like we were about to watch a movie 🍿
Bjs about to be crazy in this one
The THX acceleration is an feature I didn't know I needed!!! Just hope it comes with an little red robot for when it breaks!😂
Its sound bro… Thats all…
Would still choose merc's v8 over electric.
The engine sound from the inside sounded like a EAS alarm
Talk about a grand finale when the giant flat screen folds down
A 20" LCD is "giant" huh
Front passenger getting folded like orgami💀
Imagine sitting at front passenger seat and someone closes the seat.
Ikr I was thinking the same thing. Lol
It probably has a seat sensor so if someone is seated in it, it won't close 🤔
@@gerardmcmillan8591es almost when the seat is moved all the way to the front it will fold but if its moved normally or back only the screen will Show up and the seat will stay just for info 😅(Also it won't close because of the seatbelt),👍I love this 🚗
@gerardmcmillan8591 Thank you..some people are just idiots..😂
Backseat dude: i wanna watch a movie
Passenger dude: dies
Now THAT'S what I'm talking abt Beam team!!!!
You know what all of these cars are telling me repair nightmare
bro called me broke 500000 different languages
“This might be better than any Mercedes”
Proceeds to break the moment it leaves the lot
Are Mercedes any better
this is basically a rolse royce so it wont break that often if u drive the car like you should
@@MrJayKay11yeah, they usually have less issues despite being the more luxury focused brand while BMW is more sport focused
@@LeMuDXthen why is BMW at the top of the reliability list and Mercedes is at the bottom?
@@nunyah9116 BMW certainly is not at the top of the reliability list, Mercedes isn’t ultra reliable either but BMW is generally known for being worse nowadays, your list must be old, most reliable cars are Japanese and most German cars are worse, and don’t just quote the highest mileage car which was a Volvo bc that’s a 1966 model
Can’t have passengers living such a good life in my car
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
The cameraman : ✨
Dam I wish I had that car bro that’s sick
if you floor the car you get a nuke warning 💀
Imagine this is what all Uber drivers had😅
Bro did BMW hire THX for the sound as a drive
This can't beat the S Class no matter what❤❤!
The S-Class begs to differ.
That's more like a Rolls Royce competition
S-class is on another level compared to this ugly barrage of shapes and inconsistent design language. Keep the big screen and crystals and give me the S-class please😂😂
@@learycogicNah this is not even close to rolls. Ask Christiano Ronaldo he has two rolls. How many 7 series he has?? None. Duhh
@@strykz63if a person irl offered you free BMW i7 and an S-Class then which would you really choose?? be honest man
@@hertzwarthog6264 S-class 1000 times over
JaRule bought this car, now he brought it back to our BMW dealer for major electrical issues 😂.
Saying a BMW is better than a Mercedes is WILD💀💀💀
Dayum ..that's a nice ride
I am telling my mom to get this BMW I7 right now.
That acceleration sounds like an alien ship.
I fully built a M version on BMW and it was only 187k MSRP…that’s not bad at all
Door function literally 1:1 copy from the model X. Still nice ofc
He doesn't tell us how the tv screens are malfunctioning
“Better than any Mercedes”
**Cloth seats**
Doors opening automatically is the dumbest thing ever. That's gonna scratch so many doors.
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They stop if a car is too close
What year are you living in? It has sensors fool lmao
Is an option to open manually or automatically.
They have sensors that will stop it before it hits anything next to it. Definitely want some space to get out though as the doors are pretty big! Source: I work for BMW and sell these.
Comparing this to an S Class, the S Class exterior is much much better, but comparing the interior I much prefer the 7 Series
Imagine car is out of warranty: "repairing the display on one of the back seats: that makes USD 6'723.-" 💸💸💸
Imma get this car and start a chauffeur business
That gas sound sounded like Windows 95 booting up
*acceleration
@@PhantomPein Idk I am not a native english speaker
Sounded more like the THX screen
I know, terrible. Would turn it off immediately
Acceleration sounds like it's supposed to appeal to age 50+.
Rear passenger: wants to watch a movie
Front passenger:" my time is up"
😂😂😂
the most disgusting thing there are no options for buyers to select a preferred steering wheel design of their choice
😂😂😂😂
Thankyou for that belly laugh 😂😂
😂
Imagine you just driving and all of a sudden you see your passenger folding like an omelette 💀
"like an omelette" is crazy 💀
Omelette 💀
😂😂😂
Crazy
😂😂
“Yo i call shotgun”
-*famous last words*
Let's just have a moment of silence since he forgot to mention "a touchscreen with apple CarPlay and android auto".
You need to subscribe for that
It's not wireless!!!!
😂😂😂😂😂
Please which model
It is cool
As an automotive engineer me thinking how many control units it has 😂
good luck if you ever had a battery problem. you cant just pop the hood and look at it, no. you have to lift the car up, take out the entire undercarriage to reveal the battery, take OUT the battery whole, start disassembling the outer layer to actually see each individual node, and then you need IT experience to actually know what the hell to do with any of it. again, good luck.
Probably over 200 modules
@@koba2348yup
How many control units?
Yes.
@@AxelBitz not sure about that but probably should be more than 100
They are NOT cars anymore, they are computers with wheels.
-The mechanic.
Wonder what people said about cars when they first were made? Or you know about luxury cars in the 80s?
Wonder what people said about cars when they first were made? Or you know about luxury cars in the 80s?
@@tnc7399cars with ai vs cars without ai
Completely different
@@Neipekreizo computers have been in cars for awhile now. It's not a new thing. And cars are better for it, harder to repair but anything good will be harder to repair and such
@@tnc7399 no more argument
These German car companies are always on point with the interior it’s actually insane how good it looks
Yes you right
it’s a shame they cant have that quality for the engine as well 😞
Looks wise yes. Functionality wise no 😂 half of all this technology will break after a few years. No point in buying unless you are leasing
Until it breaks...
@nash when they will go all electric...no problems anymore.
plot twist: turning on the theatre screen takes 50% of your battery
😂😂😂😂 ok that was funny
This thing breaks down You're not going to need a mechanic You're going to need a I.T dude to fix it lol
Or dudette
Nobody who is buying these will own them long enough to break down. They’re treated as disposable lease machines
😂
You rang?
@@TheMstwntdLMSV123this guy knows the name of the game.
Bro the acceleration sounds like the thx intro bro 💀💀
Lmaoo
Backseat person : oh shoot i pressed the wrong button
Front passenger: ☠️
the seat pressure sensor probably stops that from happening.
@@LordPrometheouswhat if the sensor breaks or malfunctions?
s3203 disaster may be designed with a Fail-Safe in mind, so if it fails in some unexpected way, that feature is disabled until a repair is done
😮😂😂😂😂😂
*ALL* of that tech you see- do you think the designers would forget to put a sensor there, to keep somebody from getting crushed? 😂
this guy's camera man is goated
Thanks
Yeah who is the camera guy and how did he learn to film like this, the sweeps, pans, the height positioning angles from slightly above and below, color balancing, SPEED FOCUS, AND THE INCREDIBLE ZOOMS! AND lets not forget the POST Production!
@@robertmorgan2219not that hard
hes never shaking almost like a robot and the dude commenting is speaking like a robot and speaks so fluidly and easy to hear & understand.
They're really sync together, relationship goal
You forgot to pay the $49.99 monthly subscription for the theater mode
Dude...theater mode was in the video
It’s funny because you need to pay monthly for an ESim in order for it to function/ 🤣
It sounds like a rented apartment.
Lol someone didn’t get it ^^^
If you can afford an i7 then it doesn’t matter how much an eSim or monthly charge is 😂
“Okay listen to this” *Plays THX intro sound*
My favorite! Always keeps you guessing! When’s it gonna resolve itself?
Loudest noise known to man
lmaoooo ikr
"I have this screen that lets me do this" *slaughters the passenger for leg room*
Perfect mafia car
😂😂😂 made me chuckle
A fair trade really
This comment I’m looking for
😂😂
Grandpa will have PTSD whenever you accelerate
Is he vietnam war veteran or sth
@@ronishpra no, ww2 veteran because when the car accelerates you can hear a german stuka(aircraft) sound
Y’all going to hell 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 underrated comment and replies
@@marwanamr5941sounds more like an air raid siren tbh
Hahaaaa that’s a good one 😂
After 5 years, technician will say ' there's too many things to fix, just buy a new car '
🤣🤣
Surprisingly new bmw's are pretty reliable. They just ranked number 2 in reliability behind Toyota/Lexus
@@mbertono7568 according to what?
@@kwl189 according to the awards they purchased
@@kotnn-g yup. They bought those awards 100%. Their heavy use of plastics in the engine bay and other critical areas completely contradicts their "award"
1 of the front lights break.
BMW : that would be $10,000.
Insurance: I ain't paying for that shih.
I for real as soon as he said crystal lights.. I was like, that's gonna be expensive 🤣
People who buy these cars can afford the repair, but most ditch the car for a new one after the warranty.
Oh yeah they will because the cost of repair is built into the monthly premiums several times over. They love to insure big expensive cars to people who have shown great driving records. They know they getting 10s of thousands of dollars from you for absolutely nothing. So if the day ever comes you do come to them for $10k headlight it’s just a drop in the bucket of what you already have them then they get to say you are a liability to them and crank that premium up and you have to pay it or not drive because now it’s part of a record and other insurance companies are going to demand even more than what the original company has quoted because the new company hasn’t gotten all those thousands and thousands from you already. It’s a broken system and they use it to their ever lasting benefits.
And imagine how much those features cost you every month, and I bet that car can drive itself back to the dealer if you don't pay xD
The insurance company's gonna fold up after two incidents 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Alright, listen to this:" *Ignites the Dyson vacuum cleaner*
LOL, that was good.
That ain't no Dyson its a flipping orchestra
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
More like “starts world war 2”
🤣 😂 🤣 😂
Bro didn’t even mention the damn near 550 hp it has 👀
Because he’s more of a tech geek than a car enthusiast
@@LngLivMamba17tell me you’ve never watched any of his videos without telling me you’ve never watched any of his videos
Carwow better.
Having a lot of power in ev is useless. You only drained your battery charge faster by speeding
@@itisyouthatiadoreit's limited to less than 120 mph. More powerful motors won't drain a battery faster, less efficient ones will. It's why EVs need to be super slippery and aero obsessed
BMW really out here innovating how to maximize repair/maintenance costs. Truly revolutionary.
Poor person mentality. Get your money up. People who can actually afford these cars dont worry about repairs. 🙄
@@Sergesedd22hey at least he is the one who doesn't waste his money for shity machine 😂
@@Nameless_Ahmi 👀
b58/s58 cars are the cheapest to maintain and this is a fucking EV lmfao
As if anyone but legit millionaire's buy cars like this lol. Money flows like water for them 💯🤣
Bro Floored it and that Scary as hell THX Sound hit
Most evil Collaboration
Once that warranty expires, so does your bank balance
I just said this, those prices would prolly give you a heart attack 😂
If u are that broke u shouldn't be buying a car that cost 100k
@@T.C i agree, these cars are not for everyone
same on the mercedes lol
@@T.C it’s not about being broke. Prices are prices, I’ve had 100k in my savings and still wouldn’t want to pay outrageous prices for anything
At this point, vehicle companies are just making portable electrically powered hyper fast homes.
the most disgusting thing there are no options for buyers to select a preferred steering wheel design of their choice
Extremely depressing and isolating. Cars and suburbs will be the death of humanity.
Everything you got in your living room I got in my car, except for the bar! - Jadakiss
@@kenshin1368I am not some Car enthusiast thats why May i know why Do yall Kinda like Hating on these super Fancy Cars especially electric cars?
@@kenshin1368 heavy on the burbs
If you wait for the warranty to expire you may get this for 20k 😅
I hope so, I want it
When its $20k you won't want it at that point. You will want the new one that will be around $250k, that is if you can afford it.
NO CAP‼️🤣 BMWs depreciate like water running through a faucet….⬇️
@@mikethomas6715why wouldn’t I want it at 20k
@@untheist5533water running through a faucet doesn't depreciate tho. On the contrary. Water is the most valuable element in earth.
Other than the design, this is a beast of a car.
the most disgusting thing there are no options for buyers to select a preferred steering wheel design of their choice
@@BlingJ. there is a thing called replacing it, like go to a mechanic then
Stock always better
@@Sten05 tell me you know nothing about cars without telling me you know nothing about cars
The design is what you found a problem with?? I was thinking the crystals & parts on this thing that probably cost $3k+ to replace…
Car sex Boutta hit a whole new level
It does I did that
Man is spitting the facts
Why would have sex in a luxury car?!
I know glass and I know crystal - what's a glass crystal? 😂😂😂😂