Where Is Darkwood?
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DARKWOOD OUT TOMORROW (SATURDAY) IT'S BEING UPLOADED RIGHT NOW
Capwood 😭
YIPPIE
Come on man
upload faster
Ok
Bro is doing ANYTHING but releasing Darkwood💀
I just uploaded a hilarious clip of a woman
nwod tup gnieb god reh tuoba gniyrc
emoh ym no. ....
jar jar got a point tbh
He's trolling us at this point
The Darkwood video was designed to be watched alongside playable games on the PS5.
@@Speaker2400-m5i you are a horrible human being
'So guys, we did it, a quarter of a million days that darkwood has been delayed by.'
Nooo actually that is the funniest comment yet. :D
There's no darkwood man...
bro is still yappin his fat furry lovin ass off about a game i have NEVER heard ANYONE talk about but this slopster
dude cant help but edge his fans
the more he hypes it up the more i get this feeling like im going to be disappointed or bored and its just because he keeps saying its 'insane' lmao
He never actually made the Darkwood video. He is just pulling a Nicacado Avocado on us as is doing a social experiment.
Two steps ahead 😔
ur two steps behind the other bots
Dark wood was never real it's a cover up
This isn’t Darkwood
I just uploaded a hilarious clip of a woman
nwod tup gnieb god reh tuoba gniyrc
emoh ym no. ....
It indeed isn't... 💀
@@Speaker2400-m5ileast obvious TH-cam scam
At this point I’m doubting that darkwood even exists
@Hubo484 bro uploads a women crying about her dog died and says its funny with a discord server link that will get u added to a fbi watch list
Special place in hell for people like this
“I’m really looking forward for it” does not take the care to render a 7 hour video the day before but to render it now, day of, 7 months of slop broke this man
777!!!!! LET'S GO GAMBLING 👄 🔫
Can't you see? There is no Darkwood. There never has been a Darkwood. Pyro has played us all for absolute fools!
He started rendering as soon as he finished the video man. The release date wasn’t him sitting on the video for a while but a deadline for him and he barely didn’t make it.
This dropped before Darkwood 💀💀
Was it supposed to be released today?
I just uploaded a hilarious clip of a woman
nwod tup gnieb god reh tuoba gniyrc
emoh ym no. ....
Yeah, but i bet my virginity he is going to upload the video at 11:59 pm@@wealthybone2990
@wealthybone2990 yes
@@wealthybone2990 yup
You know things are serious when even flirtbots point out that this is no darkwood
NO DARKWOOD, LIAR
I just uploaded a hilarious clip of a woman
nwod tup gnieb god reh tuoba gniyrc
emoh ym no... .
It’s Saturday in Australia now. No Darkwood. Get faster internet inflation man
Lol "get faster internet" says the Australian whose internet comes in 82nd in the world for speed 😅 (I am also Australian which is the only reason I know this... But I looked up England and they're 35th)
@@mschemi4886 its crazy how we have worse internet then literal third world countries
@@evansutcliffe1099 yep, especially considering Australia basically invented WiFi. We should be first in speed!
It's Saturday 8:30 am in india, let's hope the video's uploaded today so i can watch it peacefully on my day off! 👍
THIS IS NOT DARKWOOD
I just uploaded a hilarious clip of a woman
nwod tup gnieb god reh tuoba gniyrc
emoh ym no. ....
@@Speaker2400-m5idon't respond if you want me to kill myself
SHUT UP!!!!!
mmm your pfp makes me want an attack heli
also, do YOU want to watch a 2+ hour darkwood vid
OR
did he bait you into wanting to watch it by hyping it up constantly
and have you ever played or seen anyone else play or talk about it? hmmmmmmmmmmmm
No darkwood, all right. Didn’t say he would delete his channel if it didn’t come out today? All right boys, you know what to do. We meet under the bridge in 05:00 hours.
most original comment:
Nintendo is finally addressing the no darkwood situation
I just uploaded a hilarious clip of a woman
nwod tup gnieb god reh tuoba gniyrc
emoh ym no. ....
@@Speaker2400-m5i dont care
If I don't get Darkwood within the next 5 seconds, i'm gonna buy Farcry 6 and install the fat gustavo mod
This is frankly the greatest bot comment in all of human history
@@djwhyteryce3368i think they copy other comments but im not sure.
@@djwhyteryce3368what these bots do is take less known comments (if you're reading this find the exact same comment deeper) and repost them, then they spam likes to be more "popular". This is probably done to sell TH-camr accounts which you see comment on basically every video, for example "Angled" who bought the account from a guy and started commenting on every video for some purpose. I really hate these kinds of people wanting attention. Anyways, cya
Bot.
@@boiledpepsi they do but man, they need to keep this algorithm, bc this comment bangs
still no darkwood
I just uploaded a hilarious clip of a woman
nwod tup gnieb god reh tuoba gniyrc
emoh ym no. ....
@@Speaker2400-m5i cool beans
"I made a severe and continuous lapse in Darkwood delays, and I don't expect to be forgiven"
This isn’t dark wood
I just uploaded a hilarious clip of a woman
nwod tup gnieb god reh tuoba gniyrc
emoh ym no. ....
You pinkie promised dark wood today. You broke a pinkie promise. No one ever breaks a pinkie promise and gets away with it.
This isn’t darkwood
I just uploaded a hilarious clip of a woman
nwod tup gnieb god reh tuoba gniyrc
emoh ym no... .
It's genuinely kinda messed up that he didn't even communicate that the darkwood vid was rendering late etc. Wasted a lot of people's time for no reason.
Pyro is actually not uploading the Darkwood video
I just uploaded a hilarious clip of a woman
nwod tup gnieb god reh tuoba gniyrc
emoh ym no. ....
@@Speaker2400-m5igo away mr breast
@@Speaker2400-m5i I just uploaded a funny clip of a man lying on the ground screaming while funky town plays in the background!
@@Speaker2400-m5idie
Man is going for all the side quests before dropping Darkwood.
no darkwood fell off
"if its not out on Friday I'll delete my channel"
He really broke two promises the same day...
pyro moment
This still isn't fucking Darkwood Pyro
I just uploaded a hilarious clip of a woman
nwod tup gnieb god reh tuoba gniyrc
emoh ym no... .
Maybe the Darkwood was the friends we made along the way
Tomorrow: "sorry guys the upload crashed halfway through, it's out tomorrow!"
He never actually made the Darkwood video. He is just pulling a Nicacado Avocado on us as is doing a social experiment.
“2 steps behind, I’m always 2 steps behind”
@@kud0s172 two slops ahead
Pyro was definitely one of those kids who made up a whole semesters worth of overdue homework in two days just so his mother would give him back his xbox.
Pyro this still isn't Darkwood, It's taking forever to upload
„The Darkwood Situation is Insane“
This was titled "Nintendo has finally done it..." before it got changed to "where is darkwood?"
If Darkwood doesn't release tomorrow you're gonna have a bad time...
NO FUCKING WAY, HE'S REAL eurh eurh eurh eurh eurh
thank you sans in real life
why this hoodie make me feel like sans
If bro knew it would take so long to upload why even say “out Friday” shoulda accounted for this and started the upload Thursday then
This isn't brapwood
Bro is like: “Actually…”“Actually…”“Actually…”“Actually…”
Darkwood truly turned into Flopwood
Bro actually got %11 dislike ratio
Dude's gotta make an apology video at this point
WHERES DARKWOOD BRAP BOY
The boy who cried darkwood.
This isnt darkwood
pyro's delaying the darkwood release more than kanye west delaying his albums
Brudda this isnt flopwood
The situation that is in fact not the darkwood video is indubitably insane
where is darkwood
this isn’t darkwood
It’s not real.
The Pyrocynical Edging Situation is Insane
bro wasnt getting enough views so he switched the title
thisn’t darkwood
I just uploaded a hilarious clip of a woman
nwod tup gnieb god reh tuoba gniyrc
emoh ym no. ....
@@Speaker2400-m5i thanks for telling me I guess?
@@Speaker2400-m5i Nice try Diddy
@@Speaker2400-m5i How will this affect the bass market Speaker2400-m5i?
Megami Tensei did the creature capture idea years before Nintendo.
We now have GTA 6 before Dark Wood...
“Where’s darkwood William”-Omni man
The Darkwood Situation Is Insane
The wood is not darking
Maybe the real Fartwood is the friends we made along the way
This is not darkwook
The No Darkwood Situation Is Insane! 💀
Less than 40 minutes left before it’s ANOTHER broken deadline, lil bro.
Didn't he say Friday? It's still Friday rn for me.
@@ZachX888 Not for those of us in BritBongLand, making that promise of the 20th deadline a big fat inflated lie.
Darkwood video doesn't even exist, he's just trolling everyone atp.
PYRO WHERE IS DARKWOOD PIGGIE
I just uploaded a hilarious clip of a woman
nwod tup gnieb god reh tuoba gniyrc
emoh ym no. ....
@@Speaker2400-m5inot very sigma of you
The real darkwood was the friends we made along the way
The smile on my face faded when I realised it was pyro live
This is NOT Petscop 2
Pyro isn't actually uploading darkwood...
Original title: Nintendo Is Actually Doing It...
This doesn’t look like darkwood…
0:15 I forgot aztecross existed when I stopped playing slopstiny 2
Still love the guy, he’s got great energy
@@seb1520 exactly he’s awesome
He's such a great dude, I really respect him
With the smash thing, any sweaty nerd with a GameCube controller knows you're not supposed to mod smash and play a tourney on it. At least not a public tourney.
Darkwood is never gonna come out 💀
is darkwood the new petscop
40 minutes before its Saturday in the UK buddy, oh its uploading, alright then
If he did upload the video he'd probably be adjusting for US times because he loves mentioning most of his viewers are American for some reason. That being said, there is no flopwood. Fake made up by brapster.
wheres darkwood
At this rate I will never even know anything about darkwood ever
Still no dark wood
The wildest thing about the palworld pals is none of them had the ability to fix his fucking fringe
Don't care where's darkwood
Darkwood is never coming at this point...
No Darkwood tho
The Darkwood video was the friends we made along the way.
pyre you fell off
PS5 = NO GAMES
PYROCYNICAL = NO UPLOADES
Darkwood looking kinda different ngl
Bro really rename the video into "Where is Darkwoood"
Bro my wood is getting dark waiting for the video to come out.
bro really changed the title 💀
(previous title was: Nintendo Is Actually Doing It...)
Finally. 10 months of waiting for this video. Thank you Slop Master. We dont need no darkwood.
Darkwood?? (the palworld situation is crazy)
Flopwood
“Drops late August”
“Nvm drops early September”
“Just a prank guys drops it on the 15th September”
“Really gotcha there it drops 20th September”
“It’s ‘rendering’ right now it’ll be out tomorrow”
There’s a good chance it won’t be dropped tomorrow (21st)
Pyro stop edging me and just upload dark wood
"its coming out, i only delayed it a week." "it will come out on friday"
we all knew it wouldnt come out today
Darkwood looks a little odd here
Bro really changed the Title and thumbnail to get people to click on this
Pyro is actually doing it….
This is what no competition does to a mf.
no darkwood
My brethren, don't be misled, he's only postponing the darkwood video so we forget about petscop 2.
Try not to delay slopwood challenge level: Impossible
Darkwood was all in his head, pyro was just talking to himself in the mirror and hallucinating all these scenarios with animators and editors.
PRYO WHERE IS DARKWOOD?! WE DEMAND CONTENT
Worst thing about Nintendo suing Palworld is that it prevented us from getting Darkwood
0/10, not enough inflation
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