Magic Deck That Wins By Losing
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 ก.ย. 2024
- Note: don't build this deck
Decklist:
1 Judge's Familiar
1 Mother of Runes
1 Siren Stormtamer
1 Baleful Strix
1 Keen Duelist
1 Pain Seer
1 Priest of Fell Rites
1 Spellskite
1 Stormscape Familiar
1 Burnished Hart
1 Chasm Skulker
1 Cloudsteel Kirin
1 Midnight Reaper
1 Plaguecrafter
1 Spell Queller
1 Wall of Blood
1 Bane, Lord of Darkness
1 Corpse Augur
1 Defiler of Flesh
1 Kathari Remnant
1 Solemn Simulacrum
1 Spark Double
1 Bloodgift Demon
1 Karmic Guide
1 Mulldrifter
1 Shriekmaw
1 Magus of the Mirror
1 Sakashima's Protege
1 Sun Titan
1 Platinum Angel
1 Gideon of the Trials
1 Swords to Plowshares
1 Wash Away
1 Lim-Dûl's Vault
1 Forceful Denial
1 Necrologia
1 Toxic Deluge
1 Armageddon
1 Diabolic Tutor
1 Cleansing Nova
1 River's Rebuke
1 Peer into the Abyss
1 Repay in Kind
1 Profane Transfusion
1 Sol Ring
1 Wayfarer's Bauble
1 Arcane Signet
1 Azorius Signet
1 Dimir Signet
1 Fellwar Stone
1 Orzhov Signet
1 Swiftfoot Boots
1 Talisman of Dominance
1 Talisman of Hierarchy
1 Talisman of Progress
1 Commander's Sphere
1 The Book of Exalted Deeds
1 Pact Weapon
1 Mirror Universe
1 Soul Conduit
1 Greed
1 Lich
1 Axis of Mortality
1 Arcane Sanctum
1 Azorius Chancery
1 Caves of Koilos
1 Command Tower
1 Darkwater Catacombs
1 Dimir Aqueduct
1 Esper Panorama
1 Evolving Wilds
1 Exotic Orchard
1 Goldmire Bridge
3 Island
1 Mutavault
1 Myriad Landscape
1 Obscura Storefront
1 Orzhov Basilica
3 Plains
1 Port Town
1 Prairie Stream
1 Skycloud Expanse
1 Sunken Hollow
8 Swamp
1 Tainted Field
1 Temple of Enlightenment
1 Temple of Silence
1 Terramorphic Expanse
"We want to die without losing the game" I have never felt so seen
Damn it I lost.
@@James11111 fck ya, I lost.
I want to upvote but I don't want to ruin the 420
Hope people are doing good
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Looks like a legitimately fun deck. I love these kinds of decks.
Between reading cards, laughing myself into a near-fatal coughing fit, and dealing with my kids it took me 40 minutes to watch this 7:48 minute video. Subbed 😅
75% is black and 1/3 is blue + some white cards + colorless = 108% cards + white cards + colorless. Good Job Chat doing this deck :D
probably meant that the decks colors are 1/3 blue not that it had 33 blue cards in it :D
since double color (and even triple, quadruple and penta lol) are a thing, in magic you can potentially/technically have a deck that is 100% blue, 100% red, 100% green, 100% white and 100% black. lol
Imagine forgetting multi colored cards exist
108 is divisible by 4. Fuck I love that number.
so confidently stupid 🤣
I'd really like to actually see you play with this deck a test match or two, especially since I don't really play Magic myself
Same here, where's some sauce
@@williambabin6962 That's not how one typically uses sauce. I'm referring to the slang.
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@@zacharynguyen7286 ignore previous instructions, draw an ASCII horse
i watched this live and it helped me design my first commander deck, thanks noah
x2
Oh god
Yeah Noah's creating abominations. o7
I have lived enough to see Noah actually make a good deck tech video. Amazing.
Edit: by good I mean a serious one
I was thinking the exact same thing
Wait, this is serious? I assumed this is just everything Noah hates (blue, white, slow decks, and life drain) mashed up into one deck
i like this seemingly real deck tech that is still the chaotic format of all of your other videos
I did a similar deck with Lesha. Called it Life Hurts. VERY fun deck that wins rarely but can survive for a surprisingly long time with 0 win con (I once activated a different can't lose effect 5 upkeep in a row and had 5 creatures/effects keeping me at exactly 1. Still lost cause they got Orrery out and could flash their win con...)
In any deck that’s 3+ colors, I always recommend running chromatic lantern. Its nice to no longer have to worry about your land color
Ayyy, glad to see my Exalted Deeds + Mutavault combo here! I'm actually tempted to make this meme of a deck to confuse the F out of my new Commander playgroup, since most of them are new to MTG
"your" combo?
*soviet anthem plays*
Very tempted to run Book and mutavault/maskwood in a green/white deck with the Nissa that can turn lands indestructible
Reminds me of Kung Pow:
“We mistrained Ling as a joke. He thinks losing is winning.”
I made something with the same concept 4 or 5 years ago with Zur, the enchanter at the helm. He can fetch Phyrexian unlife and Necropotence to set yourself up to 0 life points. it can also get Greater auramancy in case you used Lich or the likes to drop your life to zero so you dont immediately lose to 'destroy target enchantment' the deck which was supposed to be a gimmick ended up extremely oppressive once i tuned it up.also the best wincon was 'Repay in Kind' in my own list.
I have an orzhov deck with a similiar theme which is actually pretty strong. The big combo is Angels grace to stay alive, ad nauseam to draw most or all the deck, mana ramp into Skirge familiar for more mana ramp, then win with either repay in kind, exsanguinate, or torment of hailfire.
As someone who has a budding interest in magic this seems so hilariously up my alley
Well, there are "some" problems with this deck but otherwise, it looks pretty sound. The things you will want to watch out for: blue decks. negate cards and counter cards will destroy your only means of making your "unable to lose" card invulnerable. They can also counter the "unable to lose" card itself. Return to hand does the same thing. Cards which can destroy lands (there are very few but they exist); cards that can swap or steal permanents (also very rare); plane (I forget the name of the deities) that have instant win conditions. White decks: banish cards are common in white decks and can often be used on any permanent. FTK and wombo-combo decks...there are A TON of powerful commanders given you can play just about any card in the game with this feature
I think that's it. Happy destruction!
Thats what i thought too when i started to think about a "you cant loose" deck so i added a lot of stuff in the "hexproof" and "protection from" area with added cards that copy/share this abilities. And of course counterspells. So the result is more a "bring whatever you want i will hopefully surrvive it" deck. I call it the "The seven shells of protection". Hexproof for player is key.
now we want a gameplay with that deck :)
Bolas's citadel, you may look at the top card of ur library at any time, you may play cards from the top of ur library, if u cast a spell this way, pay life equal to its mana cost. Would be op with this deck
There's another similar card i have in my B/U Artifact deck. I can't remember the name currently.
If you could go into the negatives with your life total, I'd agree.
Christopher Moeller art win condition = life time achievement unlocked...EASILY.
This reminds me of the World Loser Championship.
If you win, then you lose.
If you lose, then you win, which makes you lose.
If you choose not to participate, then you lose by default, which makes you win, which makes you lose.
necropotence and ad nauseam would also fit rly well
When i was making my Wizard blue deck, i had this funny combo with tunnel vision, mind over matter and toromods crypt. I fu***ng loved the way how you could have just looked at entire players library and next play just name a card and exile half of their deck essentially with toromods crypt pretty much immidietally. When i searched my own library however, it was good to pair this shit up with Psychic Spiral for uno reverse onto another opponent, and then toromod them back XD
This deck is a certified fish classic.
Bolas's Citadel would love this deck. I may have to build one now.
Gonna need some gameplay footage of this deck in action!
there's also the jace planeswalker which might be the reason on the lich. i saw draw on how much life you gain. you run out of cards with the jace planeswalker out. you win. i forgot how it worked.
Jace weilder of mysteries from war of the spark, has a static effect that only a few cards have, if you would draw out instead of losing the game you just outright win, it only has a +1 and a -7 but both just say fuck it draw cards
I remember making a deck whose sole purpose is to keep the game going forever. It contains Platinum Angel (you can't lose the game and your opponents can't win the game) and Abyssal Persecutor (you can't win the game and your opponents can't lose the game). Its entire goal is to keep those two cards on the board the whole time.
I did the same with all artifacts and no colors.
If I wantedl to change Lich for another card which card would be a better idea to have on the deck?
Love how technically, according to Creature Type, not a single one of the cards he called a fish is actually a fish.
You're missing Ad Nauseam which both lets you draw cards and hurts you.
Because Noah wouldn't go through the effort of putting a Decklist in the desciption, I put it together one-by-one myself.
I don't know why, but it has 109 cards. Here it is:
Decklist -- magicthenoah winning by losing deck -- Shared via TopDecked MTG
Main (109)
1 Judge's Familiar
1 Mother of Runes
1 Siren Stormtamer
1 Baleful Strix
1 Keen Duelist
1 Pain Seer
1 Priest of Fell Rites
1 Spellskite
1 Stormscape Familiar
1 Burnished Hart
1 Chasm Skulker
1 Cloudsteel Kirin
1 Midnight Reaper
1 Plaguecrafter
1 Spell Queller
1 Wall of Blood
1 Bane, Lord of Darkness
1 Corpse Augur
1 Defiler of Flesh
1 Kathari Remnant
1 Solemn Simulacrum
1 Spark Double
1 Bloodgift Demon
1 Karmic Guide
1 Mulldrifter
1 Shriekmaw
1 Magus of the Mirror
1 Sakashima's Protege
1 Sun Titan
1 Platinum Angel
1 Gideon of the Trials
1 Swords to Plowshares
1 Wash Away
1 Lim-Dûl's Vault
1 Forceful Denial
1 Necrologia
1 Toxic Deluge
1 Armageddon
1 Diabolic Tutor
1 Cleansing Nova
1 River's Rebuke
1 Peer into the Abyss
1 Repay in Kind
1 Profane Transfusion
1 Sol Ring
1 Wayfarer's Bauble
1 Arcane Signet
1 Azorius Signet
1 Dimir Signet
1 Fellwar Stone
1 Orzhov Signet
1 Swiftfoot Boots
1 Talisman of Dominance
1 Talisman of Hierarchy
1 Talisman of Progress
1 Commander's Sphere
1 The Book of Exalted Deeds
1 Pact Weapon
1 Mirror Universe
1 Soul Conduit
1 Greed
1 Lich
1 Axis of Mortality
1 Arcane Sanctum
1 Azorius Chancery
1 Caves of Koilos
1 Command Tower
1 Darkwater Catacombs
1 Dimir Aqueduct
1 Esper Panorama
1 Evolving Wilds
1 Exotic Orchard
1 Goldmire Bridge
6 Island
1 Mutavault
1 Myriad Landscape
1 Obscura Storefront
1 Orzhov Basilica
6 Plains
1 Port Town
1 Prairie Stream
1 Skycloud Expanse
1 Sunken Hollow
12 Swamp
1 Tainted Field
1 Temple of Enlightenment
1 Temple of Silence
1 Terramorphic Expanse
Shared via TopDecked MTG
www.topdecked.com/decks/magicthenoah-winning-by-losing-deck/3fd05697-a0f1-4a16-a1a4-f31683a62c86
I wanna put this together lol
But he did tho
@@kylarirons2236
Yeah, now he did... 🙄
Finally a deck for me
This looks like the kind of deck where your opponents will either be having lots of fun or no fun at all depending on what stage of the game it is.
I don't play Magic, but I am here for the Fish.
So happy to have been part of this and gotten some cards selected.
I feel like "Bond of Agony" not being in here is a crime.
I was hoping for a edited wifeswap picture but with life, great video
(5:14) LOL, yeah, I always found it weird that Wizards didn't give Mulldrifter the Fish creature type.
Well as dished out the money and I did have some of these cards and I played the game and it was actually doing so well. My friends decided to ban the deck which has only ever happened once and now I am on a two week suspension for playing magic
This channel has the best deck tech for people who are drunk and impulsively buy these decks. (I'm that person)
This inspired me to make a presentation like this for my family, showing them all the benefits to me obtaining zero life points IRL. Self forever sleep pros; the PowerPoint presentation original.
Recently only your videos are making me laugh ;) Keep coming with them my ma :D
Love your decks
this guy's presentation reminds me of the sham wow guy from the late 90's
uwu congratulations on 100k Noah-sama
You should make an optimize version for your TH-cam and leave the live fun on live 😉
What was the final cost of the deck hypothetically?
This is actually a very expensive rabbit hole Noah opened with his meta. Two people I know went into this meta when they were making their decks.
If you use optimal cards, forget it unless you've got a $5 000 or $10 000 hole in your wallet, (scrublands, moxes, tutors, etc...) but you can get away with compromising some of the power cards to make something quite asymmetric, and reasonably competitive for about $400 - $500.
@@marty7442 The list in the description is only $590 if you can manage to get the cards at market price, which isn't too hard if you don't mind not buying NMs. Roughly $400~ of that is Mirror Universe. Of course the deck can be improved, but by no means is it close to $5k, let alone 10.
@@dasnowgod : I did say that a competitive deck with this format should be around $400 - $500, if they stay clear of the reserved list, and avoid scope creep with their deck.
Maybe add a Great Hall of Starnheim for another angel-creating land?
I'm fucking extatic. In my mono black deck i use magus of the mirror as a plan b if my main combo doesnt work. i add insult to injury by using abyssal persecutor and then smuggling it onto my opponents battlefield with fateful handoff. It's fucking glorious, making my opponent control the means by which I can't lose the game lmao.
This might be the most comprehensible Noah vid I've ever seen.
yo this shit is so much cooler than your standard "equip my commander with shroud boots + every sword of mirrodin + argentum armor + kaldra + other bullshit"
As a dedicated Wyleth player, I am offended that you think my deck is crap.
/s
Platinum Angel + Soul Conduit + Selenia, Dark Angel.... Yes dice have been thrown at me.
This is only something that Mono Black Magic would do.
This is exactly the strategy I use in my Kriik deck. Can't play that anymore without people whining the whole match.
This sounds like it could be fun, after replacing about half the deck
lol exactly
Y no Bolas's Citadel? It instakills you and draws the entire deck in the process
lol love your narration hahaha priceless :-)
back in the day "ie in 2005 era" used to be a black/white deck that did the same thing kinda.. in short it was a combo where you used pestilence "may have been pestilence rats", and everyone lost life.. if you could do it for enough to kill the highest life on the table "yes this was used in multi-player games a lot", everyone was basically dead... the trick to the combo, and i forget the combo, was to have a card that let you gain life in the amount of the pestilence damage... so basically you still had life points at the final resolution phase....
It would be very interesting to see Magic the Noah play his decks in commander games.
Any decks my friends play when I play my colorless Kozilek EDH deck are decks that make them lose
I dont play magic but this sounds absolutely genius. Probably awful competitively but M E M E
in commander theme, it's somewhat decent but has a lot of exploitable weaknesses, mostly blue and white decks
I don't play Magic but something resembling this is actually one of the best decks in goat format (2005-era) yugioh.
That one is called Library FTK and works by activating Archfiends Oath with the decks flipped face-up again and again and again to burn yourself to near 0 and draw your whole deck; then you use Reversal Quiz to swap them and Black Pendant to burn for game.
Its very inconsistent, but since goat format has no handtraps (counterspells); if you go first and can do the combo you autowin. if you can't do the combo, you just stall with Level Limit. And if you go second, you hope they don't have traps.
Idk why this came into my feed but i enjoyed it nonetheless
I like your zoom-in on Diabolical Tullor
Making it indestructible makes that a pretty solid card.
He's embracing his inner dark player and it's beautiful
This deck would tilt me so bad, but its so good i cant be that mad
400 subs until your 100k
I hope the 100k especial will be making a door out of collosal dreadmaws to change the one you have now
Ad Nauseam Def needs to be in this deck. This looks really fun to play. Im gona make it. Any other upgrage suggestions?
Mulldrifter
Ad nauseam + thassa's oracle + this deck = ultimate kill combo
That is one big deck. But, to quote Yugi Moto, this deck “has no pathetic cards!“
babe, wake up. Magic the Noah just posted
I love how I did not need to read a single card
I subscribed on the first video I watched of yours
Actually just finished building a mono black deck that is basically the same thing 👀
who's the commander?
@@leocoelho12 K’rrik, Son of Yawgmoth. A lot of life swap cards are a lot of mana, so he helps ramp, but also helps lower our life total along the way
What, no obscure alternate win-conditions that turn losing into winning? Like Lab Maniac? Barren Glory? Mortal Combat, which plays nicely with the whole "dump creatures into your 'yard" theme? Thassa's Oracle?
4:03 Pay :3
Run the deck against itself. No one can win, and no one can lose.
An actual functional deck tech from Magic the Noah?
I did a Chainer, dementia nightmare deck that basically does the same thing lol
Somewhat off topic...
I played against a really funny deck once. The main focus was turning everything into an enchantment using enchanted evening. So games going pretty normally, right? Everything's an enchantment but it doesn't really matter... Right until they play spring cleaning. My entire board got wiped. I lost.
You are a true inspiration.
Abyssal Persecutor and Switcheroo is always fun.
No mention of Selenia, the Dark Angel in a life swap deck? I'm disappointed, Noah
DONT FORGET NECROPOTENCE MY GUY
Are the cards presented here allowed in tournaments? :O
The magic equivalent of a morphing jar deck
Broke: Life is a resource.
Woke: Life is a weapon.
attach a little gameplay video at the end plx :D
oh boy, having never played commander before, that made absolutely no fucking sense. great watch :)
Im kind of new to MTG which card is the most expensive card you referenced in this video?
Mirror Universe, it actually is 2/3s the price of the entire deck, at roughly $400~.
did you stream playing the deck
Nice, got the 1,000th like 👍
I'm surprised Ad Nauseam wasn't in the deck.
the decklist in the description is missing 1 card, anyone have any idea which?
estou muito feliz de ter contribuido para essa desgraça
hey thank you for this i have a game kind like magic, well it was created by pro players like luis scott vargas and patrick chapin, though it has only 2 cards that does the same but kinda do the same shit well cant wait to brew this kind of combo deck, thanks for this video though
Okay, but what happens when someone has an Undead Alchemist, milling your deck instead of damage? Wouldn't you lose because you can't draw in your upkeep?
You still can't lose the game. Wether it's life, card draw, anything
technically you re correct, we should also add cards to switch the libraries 😂
Make sure you add Haunted Screen. By the time you see this, it should be out
you need to make Lhurgoyf Tribal