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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 ก.ย. 2024
- Movie Logic That Makes No Sense
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Memes about the camera man
persona 5 memes
instagram memes
Memes that make you Rage
Day 474 of asking for the music used in these videos to be listed in the description
Bro i swear that the superheroes always destroy the city more than the villains
real
I think it make sense, the villains need the city to be intact to threaten the hero with it
exactly why Vulture was completely justified
Fr
This is why supers became illegal in The Incredibles
I HATE those weird romance scenes bro😭😭 like “this looks like a funny cool movie let’s watch it with family!” *icky scene* “ oh..”
Frucking transformers with its human lovey dovey scenes like I don't care I want to see giant robots kill each other
The city would be better off living with an Avengers level threat than the avengers doing something 💀
Usual movie trops:
1) An explosion happens, but no hearing problems.
2) Gets slammed to walls and on floor and hit by cars, nah, just some scratches.
3) the explosives will always be disabled at 00:00.
4) (Bollywood Logic) Randomly start dancing, but who is playing the music, in a random moment.
5) This is very serious illness and it's almost non curable.
In the End: She/He survives off some miracle.
6) In apocalypse movies, there is no concept of taking a bath.
7) You won't see a Helmet in Bollywood.
8) Aliens take a crash course for English everytime they come to Earth.
9) Car accident survivor:
Just that cut on the side
of the forehead.
10) A character that will "surely not die" in the movie:
"I love my family so much."
11) Doors are never oiled. NEVER!!
12) The ghost for the first half an hour will play hide and seek with you.
13) America: Blue
Mexico: Yellow
India: Orange
2:01 Charles with his helicopter in The Henry Stickmin Collection be like:
This is the greatest plannnnnnn!
@@foughtflea9201 EXACTLYYYYYYYY
@@foughtflea9201 yeah, of course it's the greatest plan, this is Charles we're talking about! He'd never crash a helicopter!
6:37 Toys can’t actually die unless they’re completely destroyed.
THAT'S WHAT I SAID!!!
"you can make a computer do stuff by smooshing away at the keyboard."
I never realized how tech-savvy movie characters really were that they knew how to do that.
You should see the live action of "The king's avatar", pro gaming that's half in life, half inside the game. Mega button smashing and OTT mouse movements. Apparently hitting every button other than WASD makes the game character move.
1:19 that absolutely makes sense, why did no one think of that?
You don’t need horror movies to understand what to do in a horror movie situation.
@@JackHobson "Hmm yes the world-famous serial killer Stabby Mcstabbington is running around stabbing people and is known for hiding in victims' basements. I heard a noise! Time to go into the murder basement, whatever could go wrong!"
counterpoint: Scream
Earth, but it’s only America.
Fun fact: that's exactly how the walking dead universe works. They literally have zero undead movies or anything in that world so they have no idea what a zombie is.
1:25 MY CABBAGES!
Ezaxfly what I was thinking 😂
THIS PLACE IS WORSE THAN OMASHU!
Atla reference?? 😂
true
i got the reference and also my thoughts exactly
5:12 twd actually exists in a world where zombies aren’t a thing in anyway, hence the terms "walkers"
My worst gripe is pretty niche: pulling a grenade pin with your teeth. That simply isn't feasible, and you'll probably just hurt yourself trying.
Finally someone says something. I don't hate a specific niche but a genre: comedy horror
8:09
16+ anime: someone gets turned into gore, instant death
12+ anime: someone suffers unfathomable psychological torture beyond the limits of what is possible today.
After half way through Spy X Family with one of my sons, I checked the IMDb page and it says TV-14. It definitely became that at the end with all the blood but I then looked at DBZ and it said PG. It's odd as DBZ might not have as much blood but sure has A LOT more sexual lines as well as having Krillin, well, sceward and then blown up in the Frieza saga.
To be fair, in avengers the government literally sent a nuke. So it's like, the city is destroyed, but at least it's *still there*. And that's kinda the deal a lot of times.
The way I see it is that the city has a chance of getting destroyed regardless of if the heroes intervene or not, it simply gets destroyed less when they do
And iron man literally said “and hulk, SMASH”
The government didn't send a nuke. I believe it was a hack
6:56 either his nose becomes infinitely long, creating a infinite line through the entire universe, become negative infinitely long, creating a hole through the entire universe, or most likely, both.
Free energy
Iron man was the only one to try and get the fighter out of the city, and it was hulk. Oh also the bomb but uhhh
Also, Cap's plan was to create a perimeter to keep the fighting localized.
@@Ironica82 Shhh....We don't talk about it. We have to show how having superheroes is far more dangerous than letting things be.
6:42 Must I remind you of what Sid did to his toys? Really, the toys don't "die", they just go mute. The only way they can truly die is by getting totally destroyed, whether that be through explosions or engulfed in flames.
"MIIIIIKE!!" -Leon Scott Kennedy
10:48 bro thats Gandalf 😭😭😭
Nah he did Gandalf dirty 😭
Calling Gandalf Dumbledore is a crime
4:04 This is how Cinema Sins learned of the existence of The Prometheus School of running away from things.
1:20 HERE and Japan.
7:18 Oh my joad! That's true!
I never realized it before, but that's ABSOLUTELY TRUE!
“The song ‘I just can’t wait to be king’ is just ‘I can’t wait for my dad to die’
ROSES ARE RED-
Cacti are prickly…
HOLY SHIT THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY!!!
8:27 they aren’t the bad guys tho
1 second in the vid and I already want to sit back with a bowl of popcorn and binge watch VaazkL
....it's 9:31PM, you should get some sleep
It's 4 am for me
It’s 3:pm for me
Nice
Timezones bro
Yea
2:27 I never really paid attention to this trope until they did that very thing in Lyle Lyle.
We need a movie made purely out of cliches
I don’t think the toys CAN die unless they’re physically destroyed
I said "FR" to almost all of them also the hero is like "We have to save the city" the hero: *breaks every single building they can*
Someone needs to make a movie mocking these stereotypes.
Oh wait, marvel jesus
14:25 its wayyy more confusing than sad. definitely dont reccomend it, even to sci fi enjoyers.
the prestige however...
13:29 I genuinely died laughing at that one
In defense of the goons, it looks worse if they ganged up on the Hero and still lost.
1:25 when a bald kid with arrows on his head pulls up:
6:58 Pinocchio becomes a jackhammer
I was watching a Korean series last night called "A shop for killers". 2 grenades were thrown at a bunch of bad guys in a small room- all but the leader died and bodies were intact, no blood, no blown away body parts, only injury was the leader who had a perfect square of healed burned flesh around his left eye that he could see out of.
BROOOOOOO THE ANTI SMOKE ADS TRAUMATIZED ME WHEN I WAS A KID
(they still traumatize me :/)
getting hit by melee is much lethal than fucking laser beams:
2:59 Spilled my drink when I saw Yuzi😂
10:57 i did not expect "rab ne bana di jodi' to be here
9:24 yep
11:32 That's a moment in history, I'm marking this one down on the calendar
1:25 MYYYYYY CABAGEEESSSSSSSSSSS
10:50 THAT'S FRIGGIN GANDALF
3:00 Matt Damon in _Invictus_ vs real life François Pienaar
0:31 lester popadopolous that you
LESTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Trials of Apollo?
@@Jack-l5f6e yes
@@Jack-l5f6e mhm
@@floofiee I love that series
Last meme: but I’d be in constant fear that one week, I’d forget.
1:21 nah it isn't America it's new york
The cities always end up in a much better state when the villain wins
2:02 actually sometimes they drop billionaires in red and gold flying armors
Never have I ever been so excited to see a notification interrupting my video
I put my phone down when you said white sticky substance and it went 100 volume😭😭
0:34 hiperfixation
4:25
It's called experience😂
1:35 dio backstory
1:18 Scream...
5:32. Not true. In "Panic Room" there is a scene with Jodie Foster on the toilet....
I love memes
1:46 nahh thatd be 2 minutes
someone should make a movie with the oposite of everything in this video. i dont care how long it will be
Not into Comics, but I thought Captain America was literally a Captain in the US Army?
9:16 Yep this happens in Star Wars Battlefront II and when Iden revealed the shot I was half like and the other half like
Memes.
0:58 128 million 579 thousand 906 years 🤓
2:01 WHY THOUGH???
9:04, what about look 40 and act 20. . ?
WHY IS IT IN EVERY MOVIE THERE IS A KISSING AND THEM DOING THE NO??
I JUST WANNA WATCH MOVIES
Most times, it is to fulfill their own sick desires (tiss Hollywood after all). Sometimes, though, it is used nicely for character content (think Ironman 1 where it shows how Stark was before being captured and the changes afterwards.
Joseph Joestar!
Who falls off a bike at no more than 10 km/h? Like, that is really slow for a bike. And why would you hit your head?
As someone who just binged watched Friday the 13th up until Jason goes to Hell, I can say with utmost certainty that this movie universe is the easiest to survive. *JUST DON'T GO TO THE LAKE, ITS THAT DAMN SIMPLE-*
God this series has characters dumb as pond scum.
sooo… just let the villains take over the city
Under one day
First time i saw his video with no views 😂
funny how 70% of the menes are abt horror movies
Sigma sigma on the wall, who is the skibidiest of them all
The thumbnail can also be applied to geometry dash
4:20 i can understand Godzilla’s confusion
Why would a Global Positioning System care about Kevin McCallister might wanna try CPS (child protective services)
I went to see tge new Beetlejuice yesterday with my family, and for 5 tickets it was over 90$. Needless to say, we brought out own snacks.
1:35 Gravity falls maybe?
3 min fam
The car thing is correct
Thumbnail is accurate
Spared no expense my ass, half the point of Jurassic Park is that Hammond is the real villain :D
In the book yes
@@smorrow If they tried to hide it in the film they didn't do it very well LOL
12:33 I thought we agree to stop with the TLJ hate.
1:50 When you think about it, why would you give them a chance to start an uprising ?
Just saying.
Where did you dig these memes from
9:11
Ryan george?
7:03 theyre tecnologic, they have auto-learners
9:29 How does this help identify them, though? It's just matching them with the same picture. I can match two symbols that look the same, that don't mean I can tell you what it is
me in an Indian movie: so u know what gravity?
Indian movies: uh no is it like some candy or somthin
(im Indian btw)
WE GET IT! HORROR MOVIES ARE DUMB
For Disney
Many of them while true are also taking away a few things which are misleading
Like mufasa is a lion he doesn't need a job (plus he became king and stayed as king)
The other i need to rewatch the movies or plot but i know number 3, 5, 8? And 10 were better than the meme
Typing this out i feel like a misogynist lol im not i swear.
Well maybe a bit with specific things but thats it
yeah
moooooore please!
This may not have been what the video was about, but it is important. To have eternal life, to escape hell, do not to try to become religious or to reform yourself morally. It's like offering a bribe to God to clear you of your bad deeds, because a good work will not clear bad deeds, like in any court. If you’ve so much as lied and stolen you already stand as a liar and thief before God. Most people know Jesus died on the cross 2,000 years ago, but many might not know that He paid for our fine of death. We broke God’s law, Jesus paid our fine on the cross. He rose from the dead 3 days later, and all that you have to do to have eternal life and to be saved from hell is that while you should of course turn from your sins, trust alone in what Jesus did for you on the cross rather than trying to make your own way to God. If you would turn to Jesus and trust Him, you will be saved from hell and eternal death. It's not about joining a religion or trying to earn it, but just turning to God and being given mercy because of what He did for you. Why can you go to heaven? Because Jesus paid for your sins already and will clear your case when you simply trust Him to save you. The validity of this promise is clear through the prophecies of the Bible being fulfilled throughout the years with many being fulfilled now, with one example being in the nations coming against Israel in the current day, with their sudden return to their land also being foretold.
hola
Every like I will let my dog do 10 pushups
Hello