9:44 the best part of having english as a second language is that you can easily remember how and when to use your/you are, and there/their/they are (i regret spending 8 years hammering this into my head)
22:27 Mine was 'But he was as still as the statue outside.' Which makes sense, because the last time somebody asked me out I freaked out and kinda just froze like a statue.
16:37 When my old best friend and I used to play Minecraft together, we met a dude who I think was about 18 or 19, when we were only 8, and (both fortunately and unfortunately) he was a genuinely great guy! I remember he was really good at redstone and knew how to use command blocks which blew our minds away back then, and the three of us played on a Christmas-themed world at least once a week. Some of my favourite memories come from that world 🩷 But that good experience made me wayyy less cautious than I should've been for later in life, and that led to me having absolutely terrible experiences later :,)
22:21 Appearently me love life can be described as, "One of the most ancient and feared of all curses, lycanthropy can transform the most civilized humanoid into a ravening beast." so, yeah, not quite sure how to think about that.
22:29 "scratch hated the fairies, all the worse because they insisted on dancing with no music that he could hear, which to him seemed much the same as using the best and most comfortable chair in the library as an outhouse." -the boy who lost fairyland (wtf)
Fun fact: babies incredible grip strength is an evolutionary trait left over from our tree-going ancestors. Primates are born with extremely strong hands, arms and legs so they can grip onto their mothers fur as the mom moves around in the trees, and human babies still possess some of that strength. It's been a very, very long time since human newborns have had to hold onto their mothers to survive, so our babies are no longer strong enough to hold onto us the way baby monkeys and apes can, but they're still disproportionately strong for their size.
8:57 i'm glad that i'm not the only one of what happens since i usually get annoyed with everything and everyone aswell as over the smallest little things.
10:35 that was 100% written by someone who only speaks English, if you grew up with a language it’s no harder to learn then any other language, it’s only your second language that’s really difficult, and out of all second languages English is one of the hardest due to all sorts of stupid random things (they’re, their, there. is a great example, along with the saying “break a leg”)
When somone makes fun of your English "you speak english becouse thats the only language you know I speak english becouse thats the only language you know We are not the same"
22:25 A return to ELS2 then marks the reprise of the final two lines used as a closing tag, as Eddie enters singing and then walks off with the dancer, the music comes to a close and the stage is momentarily empty and silent.
So fun fact the falling feeling you get when you're falling asleep is actually because your body systems get very slow, and your brain's just trying to check if you're dead or not by making you hallucinate falling. The falling is because that is one of the only built in fears of most humans, from birth instinctively we fear falling. So yeah 👻
22:21 "that blue team had requested from the *infinity* would be inserting without a secure landing zone." -Halo: Shadows of Reach Someone help me decipher this...
The blue team is love, or the love of your life, they are always seeking to come to you, but just like a space ship or a plane they may as well be infinitely far away if they don’t have a secure landing zone to safely land. You must work on your heart first so that it is open to receiving love and affection. Prepare a landing zone for love.
Do y’all ever have a bad day then just curl up in a warm blanket and then think of all the things you didn’t do because you were in the blanket all day
1:30. "I don't blame or forgive, I leave that up to god. My job is to arrange a meeting." I don't remember where I heard this but its still such a fire line and that meme reminded be of it.
22:21 The first book I picked up was a comic book and page 206 was a wide shot of a saber tooth tiger and a cave boy falling off a cliff The second book’s sentence was “GLPTODONTS, SLOTHS, ARMADILLOS, AND ANTEATERS” it was a book about prehistoric animals
5:52 smore’s flavored candy sticks from cracker barrel (i was taking a road trip through the blue ridge mountains with my mom a few months back and she posted a picture and i was in the background and multiple people thought i was smoking)
30:30 I actually once shoved an entire USB in the thing on the wrong side somehow, both were fine (I only realized when it didn't work so I pulled it out to reinsert it trick)
11:15 i have both types of memories. Nothing more terrifying than being chased up the hill by two huge dogs while waiting for the school bus. Yet also nothing like coming home after school/work to give my wheaten terrier all the pets and treats he deserves 16:50 holy cow that is literally the old playground equipment from one of the parks in my hometown. They replaced it last year with brand new equipment which was kind of sad but the new equipment is nice. I have so many memories of the old one.
Page 206 (book: The way of Kings), first sentence (continuing from 205): it's so weak it can barely resist as we hack it to death with Shardblades. First full sentence: Very honorable. Very conflicting, I'm gonna assume it's about the first full sentence cause it sounds better
16 mins of new memes, then a comp! DROP SOME IDEAS! DAILY MEMES
I’m pretty sure you’ve done this one before, but definitely advanced burns/insults.
I agree with the first guy
i think a hamster memes would be good
especially considering it is nearly impossible for them to die normally
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Memes about twitter
"Believe in myself? The same person who got me into this mess?" Ok that got me rolling.
It’s all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits
that is way to funny
wtf 😭
my bf has that on the wall of their bedroom
@@inconvenient-antifascist lol
How haven’t I heard of this before 😭
0:01push the squishy spot on my friends head when they were a baby
Uhh!!
Saw that in a haminations vid
9:55 Both Jake and Vanessa owe me $20. Look at that, I made $40 watching a TH-cam video 😂
Since guy can refer to both girls and boys they owe me 40$ too!
VaazkL: giving the most life changing advice you could ever fathom
VaazkL the next meme: skibidi Ohio rizz
“Shoot your shot, and if you miss you pick up that ball again and go find another court.”
AYO, bro spittin straight facts.
And if you keep missing you could always use yourse-
9:44 the best part of having english as a second language is that you can easily remember how and when to use your/you are, and there/their/they are (i regret spending 8 years hammering this into my head)
11:57
"-Since when you started having unalive thoughts?
-yes."
22:27
Mine was 'But he was as still as the statue outside.' Which makes sense, because the last time somebody asked me out I freaked out and kinda just froze like a statue.
I’m coming to your location, no more anime!
agree. sick of the extra large eyeballs and milk-producer chest lumps.
…lol…wut..?
16:20 i’m sry that happened, people r weird :(
16:37 When my old best friend and I used to play Minecraft together, we met a dude who I think was about 18 or 19, when we were only 8, and (both fortunately and unfortunately) he was a genuinely great guy! I remember he was really good at redstone and knew how to use command blocks which blew our minds away back then, and the three of us played on a Christmas-themed world at least once a week. Some of my favourite memories come from that world 🩷
But that good experience made me wayyy less cautious than I should've been for later in life, and that led to me having absolutely terrible experiences later :,)
9:50 vannessa, i'm also expecting you're money.
20$ for any person that can use "your" and "you're" correctly in a sentence.
I can't believe how relatable this is
22:22 "She shrugged" Thank you Michael Chriton's The Lost World Jurassic Park that really clears everything up XD
1:14 this has happened to me more times than I’d like to admit
22:21
Appearently me love life can be described as, "One of the most ancient and feared of all curses, lycanthropy can transform the most civilized humanoid into a ravening beast."
so, yeah, not quite sure how to think about that.
22:22 i got "Now we're eating stones, right?!" Indira exclaimed angrily
7:20
The objectively correct way for people of all ages to see
16:31 well that was un ecspactede
4:28 nah the craziest combo (probably) is being afraid of balloons with an inflation fetish, bro
1:31 I just found out they dog survived and found a good home later
I was worried that it died thank you
I still won’t forgive them
Good news, that poor puppy was found in time and saved. He's since been adopted.
5:30 I genuinely looked to my left and contemplated this.
2:6 fr you never get mail as an adult so it has to be your friend right
6:21
If that guy is me, just prepare your brainrot
15:55 i gotta make sure im in the mood for dogs when you come back home
22:21 it's about an "unconscious tourist" being kidnapped... (Terry Pratchett - "The colour of magic.")
3:43 when you sleep early you close your eyes, and you are stuck in the lucid dreaming for hours and you know the time passing by...
4:53 *breaths in* IMMA HIT THAT BUTTON HARDER THAN CHRIS BROWN HIT RIHANNA
22:29 "scratch hated the fairies, all the worse because they insisted on dancing with no music that he could hear, which to him seemed much the same as using the best and most comfortable chair in the library as an outhouse."
-the boy who lost fairyland (wtf)
22:24 mine was a murder mystery book and the sentence was basically the setting- “Dawn in Chicago, heavy air and the grey sky low”
Fun fact: babies incredible grip strength is an evolutionary trait left over from our tree-going ancestors. Primates are born with extremely strong hands, arms and legs so they can grip onto their mothers fur as the mom moves around in the trees, and human babies still possess some of that strength.
It's been a very, very long time since human newborns have had to hold onto their mothers to survive, so our babies are no longer strong enough to hold onto us the way baby monkeys and apes can, but they're still disproportionately strong for their size.
22:22 "Gay probe coming to save me."
I'll never forgive this.
1:16 i have this more than once. Same when i go to my room then forget why im there
I learned a few years back that as adults, it's perfectly normal to go to the doctor to have your ears flushed to clear them.
9:54 They're over there at their friends house.
7:09 YOU.
8:57 i'm glad that i'm not the only one of what happens since i usually get annoyed with everything and everyone aswell as over the smallest little things.
10:35 that was 100% written by someone who only speaks English, if you grew up with a language it’s no harder to learn then any other language, it’s only your second language that’s really difficult, and out of all second languages English is one of the hardest due to all sorts of stupid random things (they’re, their, there. is a great example, along with the saying “break a leg”)
Хехехехе
When somone makes fun of your English
"you speak english becouse thats the only language you know
I speak english becouse thats the only language you know
We are not the same"
7:13 right here, right now, we all checked our batteries simultaneously
kinda love how you can hear VaazkL mess up in the background. Offers some more variety
Making your pet immortal but not yourself is also just fucking horrific.
10:15 BEEYOONDDDD A WIN
4:56
this will be awsome if the sounds appear at the best momment.
Example "You're fired" *minecraft cave sound*
6:53 I’m in my mid 20s and more depressed. When tf is it supposed to end??
26:41 XD Ah, Genie. He's so sillay! I love him so much.
8:47
Me: ok, next?……….
Me: hang on………
3:57 BOOOOOO!!!
26:21 bro i love having my ears congested or wahtever its just feels good
22:25 A return to ELS2 then marks the reprise of the final two lines used as a closing tag, as Eddie enters singing and then walks off with the dancer, the music comes to a close and the stage is momentarily empty and silent.
16:11 this belongs on like r/Ooer
So fun fact the falling feeling you get when you're falling asleep is actually because your body systems get very slow, and your brain's just trying to check if you're dead or not by making you hallucinate falling. The falling is because that is one of the only built in fears of most humans, from birth instinctively we fear falling. So yeah 👻
0:56 when I first saw that meme it got me in the first (one and one half) halves
farting outside the shower: 😄
farting while showering: 💀
22:21 "that blue team had requested from the *infinity* would be inserting without a secure landing zone." -Halo: Shadows of Reach
Someone help me decipher this...
The blue team is love, or the love of your life, they are always seeking to come to you, but just like a space ship or a plane they may as well be infinitely far away if they don’t have a secure landing zone to safely land. You must work on your heart first so that it is open to receiving love and affection. Prepare a landing zone for love.
The reason behind this is because baby apes are used to grabbing their parents fur so baby humans do the same with hair 21:35
13:15 I Literally JUST Finished Bingeing The Harry Potter Movies.
4:33 That just explains my entire life
7:40 hey what is the lost soul from DOOM doing? Just charge at the guy, it’s your job.
I love you VaazkL
bro what
Do y’all ever have a bad day then just curl up in a warm blanket and then think of all the things you didn’t do because you were in the blanket all day
11:41
LITERALLY HOW I FELT DURING OWL HOUSE’S FINALE. LIKE DAMN THE REMIX AND FIGHT AND ANIMATION AND EVERYTHING WAS SO FUCKING GOOD MAN
22:26 “They cuffed me and put me in the car. They’re taking me to jail” c’mon I couldn’t have been that bad of a date
22:21 “the mazes basically repeat themselves about every month”
27:08 beautiful sword
The short scared me... Cause I closed youtube,and the short continued playing,and I randomly heard the alarm
7:42
Even worse: when you see the “…” for like 20 minutes and they end up sending a short sentence
The kids who drowned the dog in glue shall get the Drake treatment...
EYYYOOO
Valid response
The EDP445 if you will
Honestly man I love your vids they help me chill out and do my work thanks :)
my brain at 25:34 is literaly Pomni's verse for A Very Special Digital Circus Song
If I could go back in time I’d meet my younger self and say
“I’m sorry for trusting the wrong people”
1:30. "I don't blame or forgive, I leave that up to god. My job is to arrange a meeting." I don't remember where I heard this but its still such a fire line and that meme reminded be of it.
16:49 Hey thats the playground near me! the "embrce splinters" one AND IM NOT JOKING
22:21
The first book I picked up was a comic book and page 206 was a wide shot of a saber tooth tiger and a cave boy falling off a cliff
The second book’s sentence was “GLPTODONTS, SLOTHS, ARMADILLOS, AND ANTEATERS”
it was a book about prehistoric animals
Dang😢
@@RedTheJMan yeah
T-T
22:24
""we have to knock him out", he whispered."
1st one is so accurate
The ranked part is so real, the hilarity of shouting at each other when we both make 46 mistakes
11:42 yes I fits perfectly with a show I grew up with! (ITS GRAVITY FALLS)
4:32 I have this combo and it's crazy, like, you do no shit and the little stuff you do you fear that you'll make it wrong
15:50 to all the outlaws 💀
22:22 page 206 was blank me to myself welp I can't say I didn't expect that
22:21 …mine: “all medical staff not on duty”…😂 WHAT?? I- PFFFFFT- **dies of laughter bc that was way too funny for some reason**
0:04 this is the most true meme I would drop kick my younger self if I could
30:05 litterally me
15:26 Real voice reveal
5:52 smore’s flavored candy sticks from cracker barrel (i was taking a road trip through the blue ridge mountains with my mom a few months back and she posted a picture and i was in the background and multiple people thought i was smoking)
25:26 i once almost fainted from that last one somehow
30:30
I actually once shoved an entire USB in the thing on the wrong side
somehow, both were fine (I only realized when it didn't work so I pulled it out to reinsert it trick)
11:15 i have both types of memories. Nothing more terrifying than being chased up the hill by two huge dogs while waiting for the school bus. Yet also nothing like coming home after school/work to give my wheaten terrier all the pets and treats he deserves
16:50 holy cow that is literally the old playground equipment from one of the parks in my hometown. They replaced it last year with brand new equipment which was kind of sad but the new equipment is nice. I have so many memories of the old one.
If I got teleported 3 meters to my right, I'm in my window
their over there and they're standing and talking
8:08 damn, Word travels fast...
I hate it when im watching a show that is good but then got cancelled
5:31 im inside my walls and probably falling into the backrooms
Page 206 (book: The way of Kings), first sentence (continuing from 205): it's so weak it can barely resist as we hack it to death with Shardblades.
First full sentence: Very honorable.
Very conflicting, I'm gonna assume it's about the first full sentence cause it sounds better
0:07 funny to me, it's 6am and I haven't slept. My roommate just woke up to go to work lol
22:25 bro my book had a 206th page,but it was empty...
try a different book
@@sorryiateyourgoldfish
😮 No, the book has spoken!!
@@roringusanda2837 RIP keremsanti's love life 🫡
Fun fact: Sesame Street has 4,666 episodes and they’re still making more