headcanon that the dev's friend jack stole his gf and wanted to make a game about it but got guilty in the middle of it so made his self insert character die too
Just because I have to be THAT guy, you DO NOT HAVE TO WAIT 24 HOURS TO REPORT A MISSING PERSON. The first 12-24 hours are the most important for finding a missing person safely. If you have reason to believe something is wrong if someone is missing, there is no set waiting period you need to abide by before you can do so. Reblag to save a lyfe
Jennifer Jochman most people don’t actually wait... they’re just used to cops on tv saying they can’t act until 24 hours is up for plot convenience lol.
Yeah my mom reported me missing once. I had only been gone maybe 6-7 hours but she lied and said I was gone for over 24 to get them to take it seriously. I last minute decided to go to a friend's and my phone died while I was sleeping.
@@AnimeCrims That's a very bad cop. There's no law regarding needing to wait 24 hours. If they're kidnapped, lost, etc it's very important to report it early before anything bad could happen- a lot can happen in 24 hours.
Unless you have some sort of connection to the local police, they'll tell you to sod off and that they can't do anything until it's been a full day. So, unfortunately, you have to lie to the cops convincingly enough to get anything done within 24 hours. Longer for some people, even. There is the theoretical rare group of amazing police who actually take everything seriously, but I've never actually heard of any outside of direct influence.
@Black Pug I was making fun of the Steam store page description of the game @ 0:45 "Jack had always thought Kevin was his best friend,until the day he was murdered by him." The description made it seem that Jack, even though he was dead, was still a conscious being. So I just played off of that.
It's not even complicated enough to have to write out. If you can't remember to travel to a lake and kill your "friend" without having to write it down then I think it is time to reevaluate your life.
Murder is super-hard, okay? You gotta write it all down. It's like going to run errands. You gotta write it all down or else you'll forget something and then you'll regret it. ...Not that I speak from first-hand experience or anything. _(cough)_
He should market wig facsimiles of his hair. Not to objectify him too much, but I'm sure many peeps (males, females, and gender fluid) would love to run their fingers through it.
I’m sure it’s contextual. A person could immediately report a loved one who’s got a memory condition. Also you doubtfully can report (effectively) a college kid who’s missing for an hour.
Have you ever filed a missing persons report? It does vary with different jurisdictions, but when you are dealing with an adult without health concerns, active warrants or subpoenas, mental health history, or military obligations then you are likely to be told to follow up with the authorities to file a formal missing persons report after a certain timeframe has lapsed, which may be 24-48 hours. If you go to a police station or call there on a standard line, not 911, and you don't suspect foul play or the above mentioned criteria do not apply, you should definitely expect to have to wait a minimum of 24 hours since a person was last seen to have your report taken.
Jesse Hammond thing is, if you’re fishing/camping at a lake, hypothetically, and the person you were with walks into the woods to go to the bathroom and never comes back, at that point it’s most likely fine to report them missing within a couple hours.
Unless you have some sort of connection to the local police, they'll tell you to sod off and that they can't do anything until it's been a full day. So, unfortunately, you have to lie to the cops convincingly enough to get anything done within 24 hours. Longer for some people, even. There is the theoretical rare group of amazing police who actually take everything seriously, but I've never actually heard of any outside of direct influence.
"I have arleady finished theis game but I have replayed multiple as it is so great. The thrill never gets old and the replay value is great i have about 3000 hours on this game exploring the deep lore and gameplay mechanics. This is definatly the best game ive played. It has a very long play time for an indie horror and i had a lot of fun with it. I hope to see more titles by this developer in the future and he can be sure I will be onboard with his new releases. I also think that a sequel should be created exploring some of the deeper lore of the story. Speaking of teh story I found very intruiging plus the animation and jump scares were top quality and had me sqealing in my chair. I definatly recommend this game and everyone should play. There is no excuse for ignoring this title for its great price."
John, you are so funny!!! Most ridiculous, stupid game EVER! And what age children wrote those reviews, 5 year olds?? LOL Your friend gave this to you and said you'd love it??!!! He must be laughing his butt off!! LOL Most of the comments are hilarious!! Also, they're jumping on you about your hair!!! I think it's cute..some said floofy...that's a perfect word. :)
Look out for "The Developer's Brain Is Missing" coming next month!!!! You as the main character walk past a bridge, float into the air and go bouncy bouncy until the game is over!!!! (You'll have to wait until next month to find out the plot!!!) Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!
"First of all, I want to thank all of the players that have supported me by purchasing the game in its early states. Jack Is Missing was a prototype and learning project, it contained simple story plot and a limited 'One Room' based map. I understand that a lot of players are calling this a bad game, or not complete. I am still learning and I respect opinions from a lot of players that his should have been free, and that was my mistake so now I will be making Jack Is Missing free. I'm open to ideas and suggestions that can help me improve, and also to a lot of people asking, the reason I made this game originally paid was to cover some of the expenses. In this update, or maybe the last update of the game, I have removed some of the things as players pointed out that could lead to potential copyright infringement, and I really want to thank them for pointing it out as that I did not research fully on copyright issues. But anyways, now Jack Is Missing is free, even though it is not much of a great game, I still hope you will enjoy," - from the Steam page.
*I knew the game would be bad because of the "THANKS I HATE IT" and "bad horror game" in the title* *John usually isn't that upfront about a horror game being bad in his video titles unless the game is REALLY BAD*
Isn’t that “24 hours” thing just a myth? I imagine you could get away with a lot in 24 hours, so they probably don’t want to give potential kidnappers/Kevins a nice head start.
7:44 Correct. Formatting a hard drive just resets the partition table. You could easily restore any data since it's not deleted but no longer indexed in the MBR. You need pseudorandom full-disk writes to make data unrecoverable.
6:13, I don't know where the whole "you have to wait 24 hrs to report a missing person" came from, but it's untrue. Report the missing person as soon as you can once you are certain they are missing. Especially if you're on a trip and they haven't come back "in an hour".
Actually, the "24 Hours" thing is a myth and authorities advise to call them as soon as you suspect something to be up. Simply put, waiting 24 hours before calling authorities in the case of a serious kidnapping or likewise is pretty much handing the kidnapper their victim, as within those 24 hours they could have killed them, taken them however far away from the scene of the kidnapping, etc. The earlier you report, the more likely the police are going to be able to find/save them.
I'm sure other people will point this out but just in case: in many places you don't need to wait 24 hours to call in a missing person, you can make the report any time if you have reason to believe something unusual is going on or the person is in danger. This idea goes around and causes people to actually wait unnesicarily because they think it's true.
Unless you have some sort of connection to the local police, they'll tell you to sod off and that they can't do anything until it's been a full day. So, unfortunately, you have to lie to the cops convincingly enough to get anything done within 24 hours. Longer for some people, even. There is the theoretical rare group of amazing police who actually take everything seriously, but I've never actually heard of any outside of direct influence.
John you really need to recognize what a masterpiece this game really is. You can take those "good" games like Until Dawn, and Outlast and shove it. Those are terrible games. Jack is Missing is a brilliant piece of work that deserves to be known by the entire world. Stunning graphics, intelligent game design, and a top notch story. This game deserves a 10/10. (I feel like I should clarify, for some people, that this was a joke comment not meant to be taken literal).
Actually it's a myth that you can't report a missing person until it has been 24 hours. Depending on the circumstance, they may wait before starting a search, but they would rather be informed of the scenario as soon as possible.
PLAN TO GET RID OF JACK: Step 1: Push him off a lake surrounded by residential houses. Step 2: Call #1-2-3-4 to contact the cops to report your "friend" who was missing for a mere hour. Make sure you've got your calm but croaky voice on, as if your privates got hit by a car door. And Step 3: If you're being haunted and the cops suspected you anyways, which is a most likely scenario, lie on a conveyor belt that'll send you to hell...... or a random plane's cargo hold. The. End. Not a good game, but enjoyed the comedy nonetheless. XD
That missing persons report 24 hour delay is a myth by the way, it makes sense. If your child went missing why would you have to wait for a day? Losing your kid for an hour is a perfectly good reason to report it.
You do NOT have to wait 24hrs to report a missing person. If they are missing when they shouldn't be and you can not get in touch with them when you normally can you should report them as missing. Waiting 24hrs is actually a very bad idea as the first 24hrs could be the most crucial to finding said person alive.
LOL ✨😆 this gave me such a good laugh! Thanks for playing this, John. This heals some of the empty space left behind from the completion of Night cry's playthrough. ✨ Btw, have a fun weekend! 😁💖💕
Unless you have some sort of connection to the local police, they'll tell you to sod off and that they can't do anything until it's been a full day. So, unfortunately, you have to lie to the cops convincingly enough to get anything done within 24 hours. Longer for some people, even. There is the theoretical rare group of amazing police who actually take everything seriously, but I've never actually heard of any outside of direct influence.
@@AsTheStormRises Huh? So you have a lot of experience reporting missing people? If so, you should know if someone is missing under unusual circumstances then it's taken seriously. Most frequent calls are about missing elderly people that have diminished capacity. Dispatchers relay information immediately to patrol units.
Problems with plan: 1 why go to fucking Denver sudden trips are suspicious, 2 deleting/formatting stuff on a computer only tells the computer that the area is “empty” it doesn’t actually get rid of what’s there, so assuming you don’t fill your hard drive with new data the feds can just retrieve the data, 3 drugged water is a shitty way of killing jack since drugs tend to have tastes and water doesn’t have taste, jacks not going to drink weird shit tasting water, 4 why call the police to begin with, just leave his body there and bail, 5 and on the matter of the body did Kevin not weigh down jacks body? Cuz if not that’s a flaw. That’s five flaws found by a layman who’s planning skills top out at “do the thing”
🤓 Fun fact: The 24hr thing, to report a missing person, is actually misconception... In most cases you can report a person missing any time, if there is good cause to think they are gone or in danger. Especially if it's a child of course... 🤓
John's messy hair was perfect for when he was reading the secret plan to get rid of Jack. And, you are right John, formatting a hard drive does not get rid of the data, it merely tells the computer that it is "okay" to write over old data. So, deleting (or formatting) leaves the data intact until it is overwritten. So it can be easily recovered unless it has been overwritten.
"The thrill never gets old and the replay value is great. I have about 3000 hours on this game exploring the deep lore and gameplay mechanics." - Sure Jan.
This is scare game!! I spit out my breakfast, toast, cornflakes when i watch this, haha.. Story was really good, as good they get for 70 ct. I did not expect Kevin to murder Jack today. But I like it all smooth.
I have a feeling the one dislike on the video (at the time) is the developer. What he probably did was check youtube to see if anyone had played this game and watched all the videos. But disliked this one because John disliked his game.
Hey John. Great video (and terrible game), but I have to say that you CAN (at least in most countries) and you should report missing person as soon, in less than 24h. It's one of the not only very popular but also very harmful "film myths", because the first 24-48h is crucial when searching for missing people.
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Can’t help but notice that the developer named the *_murderer after himself._*
So this terrible video game might be part of a terrible AR game!
Maybe the dev wants to reveal something
Cherry Dragon my thoughts exactly.
headcanon that the dev's friend jack stole his gf and wanted to make a game about it but got guilty in the middle of it so made his self insert character die too
That's a good sign
Just because I have to be THAT guy, you DO NOT HAVE TO WAIT 24 HOURS TO REPORT A MISSING PERSON. The first 12-24 hours are the most important for finding a missing person safely. If you have reason to believe something is wrong if someone is missing, there is no set waiting period you need to abide by before you can do so. Reblag to save a lyfe
Jennifer Jochman most people don’t actually wait... they’re just used to cops on tv saying they can’t act until 24 hours is up for plot convenience lol.
Yeah my mom reported me missing once. I had only been gone maybe 6-7 hours but she lied and said I was gone for over 24 to get them to take it seriously. I last minute decided to go to a friend's and my phone died while I was sleeping.
I don’t know, one of my friends son went missing and the cops told her to wait 24 hours and call back
@@AnimeCrims That's a very bad cop. There's no law regarding needing to wait 24 hours. If they're kidnapped, lost, etc it's very important to report it early before anything bad could happen- a lot can happen in 24 hours.
Unless you have some sort of connection to the local police, they'll tell you to sod off and that they can't do anything until it's been a full day. So, unfortunately, you have to lie to the cops convincingly enough to get anything done within 24 hours. Longer for some people, even. There is the theoretical rare group of amazing police who actually take everything seriously, but I've never actually heard of any outside of direct influence.
Why is Jack's body maimed and bloody if he was poisoned
Because the killer hated his guts. XD
Becaus rats and fish came out to gnaw on his corpse
Because this game is bad.
The drugs got out of hand.
@@peppermillers8361 best answer
Jack: *cries in text-to-speech*
After Jack died, he realized real quick that Kevin was not a good friend after all.
LOL!
@Black Pug I was making fun of the Steam store page description of the game @ 0:45 "Jack had always thought Kevin was his best friend,until the day he was murdered by him."
The description made it seem that Jack, even though he was dead, was still a conscious being. So I just played off of that.
@Black Pug Also, I may sound like a lunatic, but with all the things that have happened to me since I was a kid, I do believe in ghosts/spirits.
I don't think i've ever just looked at a one frame menu screen and been so confident that this is a bad game.
Clearly you haven't seen many other crappy indie horror games then :P
I take it you missed his video on 'Escape the Horror Game'
@@TheRoflcer XD
PhantomGline the fact that the title had horror game in it is already a red flag
this game was made by 'kevin yang games'
kevin yang, are you trying to tell us something?
YES! KEVIN KILLED JACK! LMAO!
Hey, I have a cousin named Kevin Yang. I would ask him, but he's in prison after murdering his friend Jack. Wait a minute......
😂😂😂
His rival is Jack Yin games!
Bad games are made better with your witty banter.
This is why I subbed in the first place
Hey it rhymes!
Imagine bad games having John's narration as you play them.
@@Bobby__B I'd download all of them.
My trust for released games on Steam is already missing
True
I will try with The Eerie Adventures Of Kally to bring you a funny good game. Greetings Alan :)
This is still true to this day and even newly released games on any console and pc
"Make sure to destroy all evidence, including this document"
...Then why bother type down your murder plan to begin with?
Don't insult the criminal mastermind. He knows what he is doing. XD you do your job and let him do his...
It's not even complicated enough to have to write out. If you can't remember to travel to a lake and kill your "friend" without having to write it down then I think it is time to reevaluate your life.
If you follow police news, you'll realize there actually are people that do that IRL. No need for a comedic horror game.
Murder is super-hard, okay? You gotta write it all down. It's like going to run errands. You gotta write it all down or else you'll forget something and then you'll regret it.
...Not that I speak from first-hand experience or anything. _(cough)_
Maybe it's a double-bluff, and Kevin wrote a murder plan just to make sure no one ever suspected him of murder ever? #DeepestLore
I'M SORRY OKAY I THOUGHT IT'D BE A GOOD PASSWORD
Best password is "incorrect" because if you don't remember you type anything and it says YOUR PASSWORD IS INCORRECT
lmao
Kevin Joric Apolonio
Are you by chance the developer?
Nope, just thought it'd be a funny comment given I share the same name :))
It's like the game's been made to disappoint you.
not disappointed
It was.
I missed these wonderful one offs that slowly diminish your sanity. Your commentary is my favorite! Minx is really great for this one lol
FRIENDSHIP with JACK has ended
Now FORTNITE is my BEST FRIEND
Poor Mudasir
Is this tommy wiseaus vengeance plan against mark?
pablo oroquieta Mark took Lisa from him. Now Tommy is out for revenge! WHAT A STORY
I wouldn't be suprised if he did make this game considering how bad The Room is
I did not hit her! I did not hit her! I D I D N O T!
Makes sense.
OMG John's hair is so floofy
I just want to push a gentle breeze through it.
Floof is in
Rocking mad floofs on da daily
He should market wig facsimiles of his hair. Not to objectify him too much, but I'm sure many peeps (males, females, and gender fluid) would love to run their fingers through it.
That's what I like to call a Markiplier kind of word.
The scariest thing in this game was the 4 button telephone
They hired Monodam for the voice acting
Ylu actually dont have to wait 24 hours to report someone missing. That's a myth.
I’m sure it’s contextual. A person could immediately report a loved one who’s got a memory condition.
Also you doubtfully can report (effectively) a college kid who’s missing for an hour.
I thought John got rid of Guys
Have you ever filed a missing persons report? It does vary with different jurisdictions, but when you are dealing with an adult without health concerns, active warrants or subpoenas, mental health history, or military obligations then you are likely to be told to follow up with the authorities to file a formal missing persons report after a certain timeframe has lapsed, which may be 24-48 hours. If you go to a police station or call there on a standard line, not 911, and you don't suspect foul play or the above mentioned criteria do not apply, you should definitely expect to have to wait a minimum of 24 hours since a person was last seen to have your report taken.
Jesse Hammond thing is, if you’re fishing/camping at a lake, hypothetically, and the person you were with walks into the woods to go to the bathroom and never comes back, at that point it’s most likely fine to report them missing within a couple hours.
Unless you have some sort of connection to the local police, they'll tell you to sod off and that they can't do anything until it's been a full day. So, unfortunately, you have to lie to the cops convincingly enough to get anything done within 24 hours. Longer for some people, even. There is the theoretical rare group of amazing police who actually take everything seriously, but I've never actually heard of any outside of direct influence.
"I have arleady finished theis game but I have replayed multiple
as it is so great. The thrill never gets old and the replay value is
great i have about 3000 hours on this game exploring the deep
lore and gameplay mechanics. This is definatly the best game
ive played. It has a very long play time for an indie horror and i
had a lot of fun with it. I hope to see more titles by this
developer in the future and he can be sure I will be onboard with
his new releases. I also think that a sequel should be created
exploring some of the deeper lore of the story. Speaking of teh
story I found very intruiging plus the animation and jump scares
were top quality and had me sqealing in my chair. I definatly
recommend this game and everyone should play. There is no
excuse for ignoring this title for its great price."
Reisukami the most important step of making a sarcastic joke is, well, uh, remembering the joke part. Lol
As soon as I saw the phone had 4 buttons on it. I realised it was too complicated a game.
@@paulgascoigne5343 ikr.... why 4 whole buttons? Could have been 1
@@hardfugoo1 This is literally a review on this game's steam page.
Sincerely, Evil.
Can we talk about 'Bilbo Bongwater' at 19:22 and his comment on the Steam game guide for this?
Went back to check. My sides are fucking slayed.
John, you are so funny!!! Most ridiculous, stupid game EVER! And what age children wrote those reviews, 5 year olds?? LOL Your friend gave this to you and said you'd love it??!!! He must be laughing his butt off!! LOL Most of the comments are hilarious!! Also, they're jumping on you about your hair!!! I think it's cute..some said floofy...that's a perfect word. :)
Shirley may i be so rude to ask how old you are? If that is you in your profile pic.
:O she plays video games too! And she's got quite a big channel!
I found your channel a while back, I love your Skyrim videos!
Grandma! How nice to see you comment on my other fav. TH-camr. 🙂
this is the cutest thing ever, ily shirley
ah, thank you Minx, your taste is exceptional as always
Look out for "The Developer's Brain Is Missing" coming next month!!!! You as the main character walk past a bridge, float into the air and go bouncy bouncy until the game is over!!!! (You'll have to wait until next month to find out the plot!!!) Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!
That’s just this game.
Your welcome John ! lololololol
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@@Valhallen002 John said Minx recommended this game to him. Krinx TV is Minx's and Krism's channel.
@@matiman901 Ty, disappointing though LOL Minx.
You do realize you recommended a terrible game to your FRIEND and are rubbing it in...and that game is about a FRIEND murdering their FRIEND, right?
@@domiparavasilinus603 she knew what she was doing XD
"First of all, I want to thank all of the players that have supported me by purchasing the game in its early states. Jack Is Missing was a prototype and learning project, it contained simple story plot and a limited 'One Room' based map. I understand that a lot of players are calling this a bad game, or not complete. I am still learning and I respect opinions from a lot of players that his should have been free, and that was my mistake so now I will be making Jack Is Missing free. I'm open to ideas and suggestions that can help me improve, and also to a lot of people asking, the reason I made this game originally paid was to cover some of the expenses. In this update, or maybe the last update of the game, I have removed some of the things as players pointed out that could lead to potential copyright infringement, and I really want to thank them for pointing it out as that I did not research fully on copyright issues. But anyways, now Jack Is Missing is free, even though it is not much of a great game, I still hope you will enjoy," - from the Steam page.
this game devolved quickly into caveman territory "oooo ooo my woman you no can have her ooo ooo"
idk why this made me DIE
*unga-bunga intensifies*
@@daynajiaaustin8150 I think it's like some 13 year old's school project. lol
Jack telling you to die is role play ASMR 😂😂😂😂
*I knew the game would be bad because of the "THANKS I HATE IT" and "bad horror game" in the title* *John usually isn't that upfront about a horror game being bad in his video titles unless the game is REALLY BAD*
Isn’t that “24 hours” thing just a myth? I imagine you could get away with a lot in 24 hours, so they probably don’t want to give potential kidnappers/Kevins a nice head start.
It used to be the case, now it isn't, since a lot of people would have been saved if they had searched earlier.
Important fact, you don't actually have to wait 24 before reporting a missing person. You can do it whenever. I'm not sure where that rumor came from
7:44 Correct. Formatting a hard drive just resets the partition table. You could easily restore any data since it's not deleted but no longer indexed in the MBR. You need pseudorandom full-disk writes to make data unrecoverable.
6:13, I don't know where the whole "you have to wait 24 hrs to report a missing person" came from, but it's untrue. Report the missing person as soon as you can once you are certain they are missing. Especially if you're on a trip and they haven't come back "in an hour".
Dude is from SoCal, he could have just pushed his friend into the Pacific Ocean. Instead he chooses a glorified pond in Colorado.
"Long awaited" long playthroughs? Didn't you just put out 5 videos 90 min long? How much of a treat is this going to be?
Actually, the "24 Hours" thing is a myth and authorities advise to call them as soon as you suspect something to be up. Simply put, waiting 24 hours before calling authorities in the case of a serious kidnapping or likewise is pretty much handing the kidnapper their victim, as within those 24 hours they could have killed them, taken them however far away from the scene of the kidnapping, etc.
The earlier you report, the more likely the police are going to be able to find/save them.
Hit the road Jack.
Don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more.
Hit the phone Jack, just four numbers no more, no more, no more
I will never get over how well John’s messy hair fits this messy game
I'm sure other people will point this out but just in case: in many places you don't need to wait 24 hours to call in a missing person, you can make the report any time if you have reason to believe something unusual is going on or the person is in danger. This idea goes around and causes people to actually wait unnesicarily because they think it's true.
Also you can ask for a lawyer and can keep silent and you don't have right to a phone call unless there is someone needing special atention.
Unless you have some sort of connection to the local police, they'll tell you to sod off and that they can't do anything until it's been a full day. So, unfortunately, you have to lie to the cops convincingly enough to get anything done within 24 hours. Longer for some people, even. There is the theoretical rare group of amazing police who actually take everything seriously, but I've never actually heard of any outside of direct influence.
Aw, sweet, another bad game!
John you really need to recognize what a masterpiece this game really is. You can take those "good" games like Until Dawn, and Outlast and shove it. Those are terrible games. Jack is Missing is a brilliant piece of work that deserves to be known by the entire world. Stunning graphics, intelligent game design, and a top notch story. This game deserves a 10/10.
(I feel like I should clarify, for some people, that this was a joke comment not meant to be taken literal).
Actually it's a myth that you can't report a missing person until it has been 24 hours. Depending on the circumstance, they may wait before starting a search, but they would rather be informed of the scenario as soon as possible.
PLAN TO GET RID OF JACK:
Step 1: Push him off a lake surrounded by residential houses.
Step 2: Call #1-2-3-4 to contact the cops to report your "friend" who was missing for a mere hour. Make sure you've got your calm but croaky voice on, as if your privates got hit by a car door.
And Step 3: If you're being haunted and the cops suspected you anyways, which is a most likely scenario, lie on a conveyor belt that'll send you to hell...... or a random plane's cargo hold.
The. End.
Not a good game, but enjoyed the comedy nonetheless. XD
12:03 the text to speech almost made me piss myself this is an amazing game
The secret plan doc honestly sold me on this
What a modern masterpiece
Minx "oh you'll love this!!" *evil grin*
"Darn you Minx!!"
*classic Zoiberg noise as she runs away*
Well at least it wasn't as long as that film Megan Is Missing
That missing persons report 24 hour delay is a myth by the way, it makes sense. If your child went missing why would you have to wait for a day? Losing your kid for an hour is a perfectly good reason to report it.
The Funniest Part of the video was "Plan to kill Jack" and John going "Why would he bring WATER TO A LAKE...??" the camera shake made it hilarious xD
Don’t dead bodies float? No matter how deep the lake is if nothing is weighing him down you’ll still be able to see him...right?
You do NOT have to wait 24hrs to report a missing person. If they are missing when they shouldn't be and you can not get in touch with them when you normally can you should report them as missing. Waiting 24hrs is actually a very bad idea as the first 24hrs could be the most crucial to finding said person alive.
I'm not sure what you're talking about. This is the pinnacle of game design.
*Oh hell yeah!*
It's been too long, that we've seen a good old "crappy steam game" playthrough from John. This is amazing!
I love that stock foot step sound effect.
Those were intense 20 minutes of constant staring at John's fuzzy hair.
12:03 Da voice acting is incredible.
LOL ✨😆 this gave me such a good laugh! Thanks for playing this, John. This heals some of the empty space left behind from the completion of Night cry's playthrough.
✨ Btw, have a fun weekend! 😁💖💕
Your hair looks great John! I love the fluff. Thanks for the vid!
"It's like a door for olive oil" I like this guy.
The sudden in game dialogue at 9:35 was the most jarring thing in the world 10/10
You don't have to wait 24 hrs to report a missing person.
Oh no, I've become THAT person. 😦
Unless you have some sort of connection to the local police, they'll tell you to sod off and that they can't do anything until it's been a full day. So, unfortunately, you have to lie to the cops convincingly enough to get anything done within 24 hours. Longer for some people, even. There is the theoretical rare group of amazing police who actually take everything seriously, but I've never actually heard of any outside of direct influence.
@@AsTheStormRises Huh? So you have a lot of experience reporting missing people? If so, you should know if someone is missing under unusual circumstances then it's taken seriously. Most frequent calls are about missing elderly people that have diminished capacity. Dispatchers relay information immediately to patrol units.
Got to love John's witty playthroughs of these bad horror games
And people hated greenlight. Now steam let's porn and low quality games in with zero quality control...
Hey man, lay off the porn...
If it was just quality porn games, that would be neat, but fake trash porn is even worse.
@@sold0ut210 not to forget. But you also gotta have to pay for most of them
speaking abot porn,search for Space Paws,you may like it
@@ГенийЖизни-л7ю No thank you.
Problems with plan: 1 why go to fucking Denver sudden trips are suspicious, 2 deleting/formatting stuff on a computer only tells the computer that the area is “empty” it doesn’t actually get rid of what’s there, so assuming you don’t fill your hard drive with new data the feds can just retrieve the data, 3 drugged water is a shitty way of killing jack since drugs tend to have tastes and water doesn’t have taste, jacks not going to drink weird shit tasting water, 4 why call the police to begin with, just leave his body there and bail, 5 and on the matter of the body did Kevin not weigh down jacks body? Cuz if not that’s a flaw.
That’s five flaws found by a layman who’s planning skills top out at “do the thing”
🤓 Fun fact: The 24hr thing, to report a missing person, is actually misconception... In most cases you can report a person missing any time, if there is good cause to think they are gone or in danger. Especially if it's a child of course... 🤓
A door for olive oil or smth. :D
The guide at the end was pretty funny.
I mean, the whole video was a joy to watch with your commentary :)
Soo many uploads lately and I’m binge watching older ones, I need to start taking your channel intravenously
“It’s like a door for olive oil” I AM DECEASED
You don't need to wait 24 hours. One hour could be enough to call the police depending on the circumstances.
This playthrough is still absolutely hilarious every time I rewatch it.
That's a LOT of blood for a DROWNING.... LOL
John's messy hair was perfect for when he was reading the secret plan to get rid of Jack. And, you are right John, formatting a hard drive does not get rid of the data, it merely tells the computer that it is "okay" to write over old data. So, deleting (or formatting) leaves the data intact until it is overwritten. So it can be easily recovered unless it has been overwritten.
John, I can’t believe you didn’t read the review where the author wrote “I have over 3000 hours in this game” WHAT? 😂
Almost a month later, this video is still funny. John's face at 9:34 is just priceless.
The 9 reviews on steam are either fake accounts or the dev's friend. That's the only reasonable explanation!!
John playing bad horror games will never get old
I can't even describe how much I laughed a this video oh my god XD
"The thrill never gets old and the replay value is great. I have about 3000 hours on this game exploring the deep lore and gameplay mechanics." - Sure Jan.
The real horror is watching John playing this horror of horror game. Did I mentioned how horrific horrid this horrid horror game is?
Yes and it was horrifying
I love how he made sure to use a special font for the title of the murder plan like it was some kind of high school report
John, you do *not* have to wait 24 hours to report a missing person. That is a common misconception and just wrong.
Love the description
13:01 Skinny legends that’s who..
The steam guide killed me! Also, I liked that the key features mentioned were, "Interactable objects: full of colors" and the phone.
This is scare game!! I spit out my breakfast, toast, cornflakes when i watch this, haha..
Story was really good, as good they get for 70 ct. I did not expect Kevin to murder Jack today. But I like it all smooth.
John never fails to make a shitty game funny 😆 that “oh shit! what the fuck!” 9:20 i’m crying 🤣
That hair tho
"that's not how phones work! You can't call anyone. Unless they have 1234 in them" lol!
I have a feeling the one dislike on the video (at the time) is the developer. What he probably did was check youtube to see if anyone had played this game and watched all the videos. But disliked this one because John disliked his game.
John mocking game furniture and the arrangement is the funniest thing in the world XD
Hey John. Great video (and terrible game), but I have to say that you CAN (at least in most countries) and you should report missing person as soon, in less than 24h. It's one of the not only very popular but also very harmful "film myths", because the first 24-48h is crucial when searching for missing people.
I bet it was like. Minx: "Hey john, you should play this game you are soooo gonna 'LIKE' this game."
John's Comb is Missing.
I love when you go over the game descriptions and comments. They're gold hahahaha
you don't have to wait 24 hours to report a missing person, they could be dead by that time! come on John I know you're smarter than that! 🤣
"Your Nan's" review of the game is truly something else.
"A Markiplier kind of game."
Kinda says it all right there.
Anyone else here from John thankfully naming this in the Bathhouse? I'm so glad he said it, I loved this one!!
I can smell this game cringe from Miles away
I really do enjoy watching John play bad games. His sarcasm and dry sense of humor are hysterical.