It's been a little over a week and we're starting to run out of beer... Igor got the boys in his maluch and they set off in search of alcohol... we haven't heard from them in 3 days we're starting to worry we might get sober before he returns. Even worse we are out of bigos and ogórki kiszone that means vodka is out of the equation it would be barbaric to drink it without zagrycha. Its tough send help
What the actual fuck seeing all these insiders understanding almost all of them and finding the humor hillarious makes me think i have spent the last 10 years with you and you are one of my best friends
Man, I don't really know how to describe it but the older total war games just have this... charisma to them, you know? God, what I've give for a modern total war game with the soul and character of the old ones.
The quality of your edits, the creativity, the fact that you manage to be funny without being insulting or regurgitating same old memes. Truly, top notch content across the whole channel.
I've noticed that I've been feeling substantially more Polish patriotism recently. And I'm not even Polish. Quite the opposite, actually. My nation has a similar relation to the Poles as the Irish have with Brits: we love to hate their guts, they don't even notice we're there most of the time.
Soooo good, loved it. Looking so much foward to see Denmark experience. Like finding out that the danish town of Hässleholm was founded as a train-hub in 1865 (200 years after the region Was lost to sweden and 700 years later than the timeline). Keep up with the good work mate
Twice so as it should have read "Baltic paganism". Although I don't expect an anglophone (presumably) to know the differnce. Anyway cool video, anything slav related = 1 like
6:32 has a bit of a nit to pick. Lithuanians weren't adherents of Slavic Paganism... they were adherents of Baltic Paganism. Lithuanians, Old Prussians and Latvians worshipped a pantheon of gods headed up by the supreme deity Dievas. Slavic Pagans (of which there are none left by the time period of the Teutonic Campaign) worshipped a pantheon headed up by the supreme deities Perun and Veles.
I love how you actually used Polish memes and videos then just using some russian ones, you did your research and it endned up with masterpiece of a video
I remember fondly in that DLC I played the Danish, and was struggling against the tides of the HRE and Novgorod constantly battering my outskirts with near full stacks each turn. I was able to break them upon my walls, but the state of the map wasn't great, with HRE owning basically all of the bottom, I owned the top left, and Novgorod held most of the right. I was capable of destroy one of them quickly if I could put my full military behind it, but the two had me splitting resources. Poland, my one ally and one of two factions left besides the Big 3, requested assistance in holding the one wooden castle they had left. Luckily for them, I had a spare half stack that happened to be passing through, and I stationed it near the wooden castle and fought of what little was sent to destroy Poland for a few turns. After that, I gave Poland a village I had nearby, and asked them to attack the HRE with their barely half stack of troops, hopefully providing enough distraction for me to crush Novgorod, knowing most TW AI will at most take one settlement with this request. But Poland..... This Poland was different. Somehow, they mustered the wrath of a thousand dying stars at my request, and proceeded to single handedly curbstomp the ENTIRETY of the HRE within 5 turns. They cut through them like water on rock, and suddenly my new neighbor was Poland, who now, with only two shitty settlements, single handedly conquered the 3rd most powerful faction, and the last remaining faction outside of Novgorod. I've never respected an AI so much before.
Pertinax, all week TH-cam recommends me a video about Polish men with big muscles) I think, why? I've never seen anything like it. And today I lowered my eyes a little lower and saw that this is your video))))) Thank you! Cool as always!)
The DOOM intro is a masterpiece. I can already hear the Polish celebrating over the border.
Ehhh. Which one m8?
Nope. Still depressed but intro is epic.
You are terribly mistaken. It's not celebration you are hearing. It a sound of Poles fighting each other on a day to day basis ;)
It's been a little over a week and we're starting to run out of beer... Igor got the boys in his maluch and they set off in search of alcohol... we haven't heard from them in 3 days we're starting to worry we might get sober before he returns. Even worse we are out of bigos and ogórki kiszone that means vodka is out of the equation it would be barbaric to drink it without zagrycha. Its tough send help
We DO brother! We indeed do
Lewandowski kicking a canonball is like a cherry on the top
*strawberry
I thought I'd try making this one longer with more battle scenes, lmk what you think
I liked it. The longer the better lol. Keep 'em coming!
Dobrze
hussars memes plz :D
Excellent!
The longer the better brother
At least thats what she said.
Chad Polish Woodsman for the win
Damn right he is.
@@CommanderBohn Chadmeryka
Croat axemen with an armour upgrade are strong, useful, and dirt cheap.
As a polish guy I got to say it's a masterpiece
oj tak byczku
Same haha
As an Afrikaaner I stand with Poland for anything. I think our belief system is very similar and we would get on well
Immediately added to my three favorite videos ❤️:
1. Sassanid experience
2. Polish exp.
3. Seleucid exp.
My favorite is the Eastern Roman Empire experience from Yrridian.
@@Stormvermin-bx1lh "I like money"
@@indrickboreale7381 what
@@Ahrone1586 Eastern Roman Empire generates a lot of money
Me, as a Hungarian: We will watch your carrier with great intrests
*career
Me, as a Pole: We will watch you watching his career with great interest with great interest
@@miloooo38 two of them is alredy doing it with a milion more well on the way
@@miloooo38 I'm About To Make It 3.
@@stefanmenel633 Me As An Italian: We Will Watch You Watching Him Watching His Career With Great Interest With Great Interest With Great Interest
I can't believe this game is 15 years old. Still looks great with some fanmade graphical tweaks.
Which graphical mods are you talking about?
Aaah yes, The chad polish woodsmen vs virgin german knights. The best combo.
*Ich bin triggerung*
It's more like the Polish spearmen, they can take pretty much any unit
@@yamnayaseed356 we got the wood to do them good. 😂
@@Back4Fungame chad polish woodsmen don't get triggered. *insert gigachad picture here followed by sigma male grindset music*
@@Winter_Maus respect teutonic authority
5:20, How perfect is that, he saw the town "Hof" and saw the perfect joke, I love this man.
Most cultured channel on this platform, prove me wrong.
Great job, but missed opportunity for a Witcher reference.
P.S. still waiting for a Sicilian Experience!
There are so many Sopranos or Mafia jokes in general you could make with the Sicilian Experience.
And Hurtownia jaboli reference
As someone who’s part Hungarian I’m inclined to watch literally anything that has to do with Poland. :) 🇵🇱 🇭🇺 ❤️
And God bless you for that my Hungarian brother
@@jakasnazwa6599 Nieźle xd
Polak węgier dwa bratanki! Love for our hungarian friends!
@Krzysztof Cieszyński Ja też nie, ale Węgrzy to nasi historyczni przyjaciele
Oj tak Byczq +1
Bolesław, get the kielbasas.
Truly a man of culture when you have Plebs and The Sopranos in the same video. Respect. Not to even mention the awesome Polish songs.
Plebs, Sopranos, Star Wars, strong man, it goes on. Culturally aligned.
The doom intro was something out of my Polish Grandmothers dreams
Same my dude, same.
Everything in this video is on point , memes , music ,cinematography you truly outdone yourself i couldn't stop smiling while watching.
Polish woodsmen always have the high ground.ALWAYS.
POOOOOOOOOOOLSKAAAAAAAA GUUUUUUUUUUUROOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Górą* ;)
Polska język trudny być
@@adamb162 wyjdź z memowej ziemianki
@@filipkogut8533 +1
4:36 I will forever applaud the time you take to add this shit in all your videos
Poland STRONG!!!!!
That was ...... beautiful ..... tears in my eyes
7:47 I was laughing so hard how they were dancing to the Polish Cow song. Best part of the video!
This is the best one so far by a mile, a true masterpiece
What the actual fuck seeing all these insiders understanding almost all of them and finding the humor hillarious makes me think i have spent the last 10 years with you and you are one of my best friends
he a man of culture
Another great Medieval 2 video. Keep up the good great work on all of your videos fren.
Just because of Pudzianowski and Kieliszkowski, you have my like sir
Just one question: WHY DIDNT YOU RENAME THOSE POLISH CITIES? IT WAS RIGHT THERE MAN
Star Wars memes on point!
You did a great job with this one, very funny and well timed. The battle scenes were overall excellent and a good addition.
Holy Grail, Sopranos, Curb, Jackass riot mine bit... you have a lot of culture under your sub-species.
Top Gear!!
Even the bit with James May trying to light a nuke with a lighter
He's oldschool guy, very allegorical.
Pertinax
Medieval 2 total war Hungary experience ?
Na :D
Ahh yes and their historically Hungarian battlefield assassins
Kudos for the first song teaching conditionals in Polish language.
I'm so glad I found your channel. These are amazing.
I love that you make my day happyer
4:36 god tier reference
Missed opportunity to have Jan. B in shouting "Legendary Polish Power!"
If you put woodsmen on castle walls, they will actually shred fully armored knights climbing up them.
Stonks
as a Pole, I approve and give my blessing to this series. I had a great time
Man, I don't really know how to describe it but the older total war games just have this... charisma to them, you know? God, what I've give for a modern total war game with the soul and character of the old ones.
That charisma is most likely due to what is often referred to as... polish.
The HRE can't stand before the might of Mateusz Kieliszkowski's Performance Enhancing Donuts
My favorite TH-camr posts high quality content, the day before I go back to school, day saved.
The quality of your edits, the creativity, the fact that you manage to be funny without being insulting or regurgitating same old memes. Truly, top notch content across the whole channel.
I've noticed that I've been feeling substantially more Polish patriotism recently.
And I'm not even Polish.
Quite the opposite, actually.
My nation has a similar relation to the Poles as the Irish have with Brits: we love to hate their guts, they don't even notice we're there most of the time.
Are you from Ukraine then xd?
@@madtechnocrat9234 Lithuania.
Helo Litewski kolego :)
@@povilzem well you are more like scotland then...
Almost everybody in Poland don't know what to think about lithuanians bcs we are not sure what you think about us xD
HRE? More like Holy Wrecked Empire
- Napoleon Bonaparte
Neither holy, nor Roman, nor an empire.
Ha! Got them!
doom music + Chad Polish Woodsman : the best exP total war video
I've been waiting a long time for this moment. Also that intro was perfect
I don't know what I'm watching but I can't stop.
Masterpiece. Greetings from Poland!
As a devoted Medieval 2: Total War lover for life, this had me almost in tears. Thank you for this AAA quality content.
This is just what all documentaries will look like someday.
robert lewandowski kicking the cannonball was too funny
Soooo good, loved it. Looking so much foward to see Denmark experience. Like finding out that the danish town of Hässleholm was founded as a train-hub in 1865 (200 years after the region Was lost to sweden and 700 years later than the timeline). Keep up with the good work mate
Another stunning masterpiece! Well done @Pertinax !
Turned out absolutely hilarious, so happy you made this video!
*WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRI-*
Wait. We're not at that time yet?... well....
*Booooguuuurouuudziiiiicaaaa*
by far the most entertaining "experience" compellation I've ever seen. Between the trump/hre roasting I was in stitches. Keep them up!
Just knowing that lewandowski is out there should be enough to keep the f35s out.
😂I died at the chainsaw bit😂
Pertinax, wrecking the German states: _"Winds howling..."_
Ahhh a pertinax upload. Truly a youtuber for cultured gentlemen 😎😎😎
Poland is so unappreciated, it's either Russian, French, German, or Spanish.
Glory to Poland 🇵🇱 (Even though I'm German...)
"Slavic paganism has stopped working" was the only sad moment in this video.
Twice so as it should have read "Baltic paganism". Although I don't expect an anglophone (presumably) to know the differnce. Anyway cool video, anything slav related = 1 like
@@tonisuihkonen8890 I'm Polish.
@@SweetArmadillo361 got nothing but respect for you then. I was referring to Pertinax
5:13 "Emperor Adolf has fallen" i guess medival moustache guy didn's succeed in invading poland...
Ohh hell nah
6:32 has a bit of a nit to pick.
Lithuanians weren't adherents of Slavic Paganism... they were adherents of Baltic Paganism. Lithuanians, Old Prussians and Latvians worshipped a pantheon of gods headed up by the supreme deity Dievas. Slavic Pagans (of which there are none left by the time period of the Teutonic Campaign) worshipped a pantheon headed up by the supreme deities Perun and Veles.
Two of their gods are similar in both name and representation, Perkūnas and Peru, both of whom were the gods of lightning
Jest.... piękne.
*KURWA*
niesamowite.
I love how you actually used Polish memes and videos then just using some russian ones, you did your research and it endned up with masterpiece of a video
*swigs from vodka bottle, teleports behind you*
Dzien Dobry
Is time to kick ass and eat pierogis.
You tak zawsze pół Polish pół English
this may be the most polish film i have ever seen
Shall we bring back the Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth lads?
Pertinax literally has never missed
i loved this one!! hope u wont stop making these kind of vids!
Loved the Plebs reference and it only got better from there
Excelente vídeo!!!! Muito bom !!!! Tava fazendo falta seus vídeos da Medieval2 total war experience!!! Parabéns!!!!
The editing is so heads above everyone elsem
You've made Poland proud
Polska górą, thanks for uploading my fierce nation! :D
This was the best thing I have seen in years. Thank you J C for making this powerful contey
The DOOM intro hits different in a good way.
I love this video! Niech żyje Polska!
Poland in 1939: oh fuck fuck shit fuck
Poland in the 16th-18th century: *literally god tier*
@4:39 Huh, monty python holy grail reference right there
No where else can you see medieval 2 content with a plebs meme thrown in. 10/10
A bit late but...
JESZCZE POLSKA NIE ZGINĘŁA, KIEDY MY ŻYJEMY!
A Lewandowski reference PLUS the Obi-Wan master strategy. Amazing video, how did I not see this before? So good
Me, as polish guy, was crying in my mind as I saw that. From all the scene with Dark Vader was beautiful.
Long life polish empire
Wow, this is the best Medieval2 video ever made. Absolutely perfect!
In Czech Republic too we love pork. Have you ever had our sausages?
Czech Republic? That's a type of Pollock right?
6:54 when it's end of work day....
Piękne, cudowne.
TAAAAK KURWAAAAAA CZEKAŁEM NA TO, DZIEKUJE CI STARY
Nie rozumiem, przepraszam
This made me subscribe. Great video xDDD 11/10
3:27 this makes me extremely happy. I do this every Poland playthrough, and it brings me unparalleled satisfaction.
I absolutely love this kind of videos, insta sub
Another masterpiece. Got Tarriff flashbacks at the end.
Top notch editing skills, 8:33 minutes of my life well spent
You can't watch it just once, I can't stop laughing 🤣
I don't know what I just watched. But it was glorious.
I remember fondly in that DLC I played the Danish, and was struggling against the tides of the HRE and Novgorod constantly battering my outskirts with near full stacks each turn. I was able to break them upon my walls, but the state of the map wasn't great, with HRE owning basically all of the bottom, I owned the top left, and Novgorod held most of the right. I was capable of destroy one of them quickly if I could put my full military behind it, but the two had me splitting resources. Poland, my one ally and one of two factions left besides the Big 3, requested assistance in holding the one wooden castle they had left. Luckily for them, I had a spare half stack that happened to be passing through, and I stationed it near the wooden castle and fought of what little was sent to destroy Poland for a few turns. After that, I gave Poland a village I had nearby, and asked them to attack the HRE with their barely half stack of troops, hopefully providing enough distraction for me to crush Novgorod, knowing most TW AI will at most take one settlement with this request.
But Poland..... This Poland was different. Somehow, they mustered the wrath of a thousand dying stars at my request, and proceeded to single handedly curbstomp the ENTIRETY of the HRE within 5 turns. They cut through them like water on rock, and suddenly my new neighbor was Poland, who now, with only two shitty settlements, single handedly conquered the 3rd most powerful faction, and the last remaining faction outside of Novgorod. I've never respected an AI so much before.
Uśmiałem się, dziękuję!
"This is, in some ways, unsatisfactory" Is now my go to reference when something does not belong to me.
Pertinax, all week TH-cam recommends me a video about Polish men with big muscles) I think, why? I've never seen anything like it. And today I lowered my eyes a little lower and saw that this is your video))))) Thank you! Cool as always!)