5:04 Diana: Well, that's one approach, remind me not to call you for tech support 47. Diana: We're done here. (2 seconds later) Guy: WOAH 😳 Diana: Oh no. (47 throws a ton of stuff at the guy) (Guy gets killed by doors) Diana: Ah, ok... Well that was a target aswell.. I suppose.
Honestly, the fact that some of these seem to have actual reactions and stuff coded and voiced is just hilarious. The Devs clearly know what their audience is like.
1:24 HOW?! 3:35 Combo Kill! 5:03 Oh, never thought Diana will be an active commenter here. Nice. 5:20 Did the door just deliver the finishing blow to the poor guy there/ That's brutal, man. 5:59 Wow, that prediction is so accurate. Can't say he's wrong though. 6:08 Well man, look behind you before you say that. 6:29 If you think anything aside from a small electric shocker, then you're big-time wrong, buddy. And why you fricking picked it up? 6:44 "Oh my god! My ears!" What's wrong with people in this game?! Their eyes are the ones damaged from intense light, not EARS. 7:03 Did the suitcase just follow the man after being blown away? Neat. 7:33 In fact, you are stupid, sir. 9:48 That's a brutal Ex you have, buddy.
Actually, your ears will suffer a piercing ringing noise when flash bangs go off. It’s like an intense tinnitus, so yeah his eyes may be blinded, but they are also kinda impaired hearing wise.
4:46 she did say she needed a drink infact that was polite of him to quech her thirst and drown her of dookie water 😌😌 5:20 he was chocking and the door helped him how polite 😌😌 6:04 RELAX. He just took out the trash for someone how polite😌😌 6:07 Wow you had a boring day and he made it better how polite 😌😌 6:30 car battery was dead huh? Well electric shockers help so polite of 47😌😌 6:48 and he was lonely down there. Now he has company how polite😌😌 7:03 Wow 47 your a great person to joke with u lighten my day how polite 😌😌 7:16 you enjoy the zoo huh you are invited to be an animal how polite 😌😌 7:34 Well my friend.... 7:38 Now u are he granted ur wish so polite 😌😌 9:48 ik 47 has been so nice today but..... WHAT DID HE SAYYYYYY 😳 😳 😳 😳
5:20 never see or hear Diana reacting like that when Hitman constantly throw thing into target face, she must be try to hold back her laugh, you can see her voice tone
3:06 gamer kid: im a ninja and i will forever terrorise you wether u beat me or not OHH AYE AYE other gamer kid: AYE are you wearing my pants HEY HEY AAHHH-
I'm convinced the NPCs in Hitman games know they're video game characters. So they're resigned to saying the silliest lines before the player character clobbers them again.
5:10 Just Diana's little "Oh no." So perfectly timed.
Ikr 😂😂😂😂😂😂
5:03-5:25 legit had me ROLLING!! 🤣😂 It was funny to hear Diane comment on his methods of killing.
She never Say that it just montage
4:45 I must say, the "I need a drink" just before you put her head in the toilet was the icing on the cake. Bravo, dear sir, well done.
Stay hydrated!
I agree like so much
STAY HYDRATED BEACH!
Oh god not cheru
You know the person who said we’re done here? She said “I need a drink”
08:32 - I love the way the suitcase follows him out the house! 😂
Homing suitcase activated
1:00
police officer: this might sound awkward but i really gotta go number 2-
He did go number 2 in his pants
Nice job on 1:30 with that optical illusion.
4:45 " i jeed a drink" HERE YOU GO (drowns in toilet)
Gets hydrated
9:35 chuck norris tough- B O N K
9:28 "awww you hurt? Need a doctor to look at you..?..urgh!!"😂
4:09: You are a hero!!
4:07 that is probably one of the most hilarious things i have ever seen
save her life to brutalized her some more
Lmao 😂😂😂😂😂
2:20 homeboy fell UP the stairs
I'm sure he'll be fine he might need an ice pack tho🤣
5:00 Guard: I'm a profess-
47: No.**Shoots device**
Gets electrocuted how shocking
7:32 “do you really think I’m Stupid?” (Agent 47 throws suitcase) go’s to investigate
Breaths quickly like a dog while says don't u dare gets knocked out
5:14: poor guy getting burgers lobbed at his face, punched and then having his head slammed in the door. Just as well they were a target too
Not burgers. Pumpkins
I see how u got it wrong
5:04
Diana: Well, that's one approach, remind me not to call you for tech support 47.
Diana: We're done here.
(2 seconds later)
Guy: WOAH 😳
Diana: Oh no.
(47 throws a ton of stuff at the guy)
(Guy gets killed by doors)
Diana: Ah, ok... Well that was a target aswell.. I suppose.
Well...😂
Getting chocked : THIS MAY SOUND AWQUARD BUT I NEED TO GO NUMBER 2
lmao
*choked
1:30 THAT OPTIC ILLUSION-
5:00
Bodyguard:
I'm professional
Hitman: YOU ARE
4:30
"I'm important here!"
*Agent 47 punches* "I don't care!"
Get knocked out
4:45 Her: “I need a drink”
Hitman: “Allow me to be of service, madam.”
I was going to like this but I noticed the number of likes are 47
She sounds different when she says "I Need A Drink"
@@gabeagca2758 now there 69
Stay hydrated
Diana said that
7:33 guy: you must really think I’m stupid
Also the guy: walks into the rake trying to inspect the briefcase that 47 dropped DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF HIM
You are single-handedly helping the world through the despair of covid with your videos :D
Honestly, the fact that some of these seem to have actual reactions and stuff coded and voiced is just hilarious. The Devs clearly know what their audience is like.
I don't think they actually say it in-game
@@lienemeistere1023ku
9:19 Genius level
I don’t get it
4:10 That was amazing as hell. I can only imagine how many attempts that took.
7:01 Hitman: Bye, Mr. Myers.
*little silence. Throws the briefcase* ... hey, take this as a souvenir!
Him:very funny what a wank goes flying
0:27 NICE BACKFLIP
Whaaaaaa as he falls to the floor
2:00she went flying just fom one punch haha
I believe I can fly gets knocked out 😂😂😂
1:24 HOW?!
3:35 Combo Kill!
5:03 Oh, never thought Diana will be an active commenter here. Nice.
5:20 Did the door just deliver the finishing blow to the poor guy there/ That's brutal, man.
5:59 Wow, that prediction is so accurate. Can't say he's wrong though.
6:08 Well man, look behind you before you say that.
6:29 If you think anything aside from a small electric shocker, then you're big-time wrong, buddy. And why you fricking picked it up?
6:44 "Oh my god! My ears!" What's wrong with people in this game?! Their eyes are the ones damaged from intense light, not EARS.
7:03 Did the suitcase just follow the man after being blown away? Neat.
7:33 In fact, you are stupid, sir.
9:48 That's a brutal Ex you have, buddy.
Diana said that in other mission he put that in this
Actually, your ears will suffer a piercing ringing noise when flash bangs go off. It’s like an intense tinnitus, so yeah his eyes may be blinded, but they are also kinda impaired hearing wise.
@Spencer Tang I see, thanks for the info, good sir.
9:24 blink once for yes, twice for no
Lmao🤷♂️😂😂
7:58 You wanna test me? *proceeds to shoot multiple bullets*
*dies of the tranquility of the dart*
1:51 I know karate so don’t you dare- AAAGHB
the guy: wow,nice bullseye- AAH
SOMEBODY HELP ME ! ARGHDDDDD ARGHH
Run for your life someone let me out of here
@@mallard975hey there is a dead body here come have a look
9:22 WHY WAS THAT SO FUNNY 😂😂
Haha😂😂
This is like a comedy and a horror movie mixed in
2:45 was extra smooth, it's GREASY SWEET!!!
Oh god I can’t with these NPC’s 😂
Thank you so much for making me laugh in the middle of the night
Can't wait to hear what dialogues will Hitman 3 have)
1:48 ik karate dont you dare,me: yeah i hope you remembers how to do karate
4:40
Target: I need a drink
47: if u say so
It’s always the slow flying suitcase that gets me rolling on the ground
0:17
Worker: "Woah, back off buddy, I'm married."
47: "Oh yeah?!" *punches him straight into the face*
Don't know why this cracked me so hard 😂😂😂
"Im a professional"
*Gets electricuted*
He slipped on a banana😂
0:57
Second degree ready to fall over🤣🤣😂
5:13 I don't know what to laugh at first diana comment or 47 beating random dude with a burger and door
4:12 he saved her
Killer Epics from the Hitman saga never cease to amaze us!
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I love this briefcase, it keeps chasing the guy until he hits the target
4:35 lady.exe has stopped working
5:52 T pose
Can we all appreciate the amount of effort he put into this 😭
0:56
“Black belt 2nd degree”
Slips over a banana peel
P A T H E T I C
4:08 "Nice save "
9:13 is Buzz from Home Alone 2 lmfao
He fails to whisle then gets knocked out
6:36 "is that what i think it is" me: if you know what it is dont pick it up!
Or else you're get crushed like a pancake
4:46 she did say she needed a drink infact that was polite of him to quech her thirst and drown her of dookie water 😌😌
5:20 he was chocking and the door helped him how polite 😌😌
6:04 RELAX. He just took out the trash for someone how polite😌😌
6:07 Wow you had a boring day and he made it better how polite 😌😌
6:30 car battery was dead huh? Well electric shockers help so polite of 47😌😌
6:48 and he was lonely down there. Now he has company how polite😌😌
7:03 Wow 47 your a great person to joke with u lighten my day how polite 😌😌
7:16 you enjoy the zoo huh you are invited to be an animal how polite 😌😌
7:34 Well my friend.... 7:38 Now u are he granted ur wish so polite 😌😌
9:48 ik 47 has been so nice today but.....
WHAT DID HE SAYYYYYY 😳 😳 😳 😳
Thank you for taking of your time to make this amazing video. Can't wait for HITMAN 3 and see you kickin' it! Love you bro. Respect. ❤️🔥
Thanks Lorenzo ❤️ Hitman 3 gonna be awesome, but first Watch Dogs Legion and Cyberpunk)
Thank you so much for making this video.
Thanks for watching)
Me too !!!!
8:31 this THIS iS Perfect ☝️
Stay right there ,hitman: time to activate homing briefcase
5:20 never see or hear Diana reacting like that when Hitman constantly throw thing into target face, she must be try to hold back her laugh, you can see her voice tone
The woman:I need a drink.The player:drink the toilet water
10:26 "Not again! Motherfu-"
"Carl is down oh god!"
"Get him out of there"
"What do you think I'm doing?"
That was so funny
Deja vu ?
not gonna lie I watched that part and I started laughing
VINNY !
The ‘oh god’ is so sarcastic
9:48
Ok someone is acting like my ex
Nocking people out
Get up suck it in pop the dent
@@mallard975I’m fine-gets knocked out
@@ethansonic8885 guard 2: oh god no, I saw that, hey you stop that don't do that knocked out
That was awesome 👍 I was feeling down in the dumps today until I watched this video thanks for the laughs 😂
Thanks for watching Eric) I'm glad you feel better
I love to see other people happy
Honestly, same.
GodBlessYou dude ur great Eric
This should win video of the year
These voice lines are funny as hell man 😂😂
Famous last words: I gotta go number 2
0:36 not the face not the fa-
Hitman: yes imma hit you in the face. U mad bro?
6:47 He Do be Folded In Half
1:28 got on the floor😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 also 2:49 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
guy : YoU mUsT tHiNk Im StUpId
also guy : *steps on a very obvious gardening tool*
2:01 somebody help me!!- DDDRRAWAAKG AHAAWRGK
3:06
gamer kid: im a ninja and i will forever terrorise you wether u beat me or not OHH AYE AYE
other gamer kid: AYE are you wearing my pants HEY HEY AAHHH-
Idk why but I found this funny 😅
Gamer kid:Oh man this is going straight out to all my social channels smile bro
Security guard: I got number 2
*Farts*
Speak voice: that disgusting, 47
When it comes to hitman funny moments, you are the best dude! Keep going! 🤣
Thanks) i'm glad you like these
4:35 she’s just taking a nap
She felt tired
4:45
Athena Savalas: “I need a drink”
Agent 47 proceeds to drown her in the toilet
Her: what!? Oh shmmmmmMmmMm!!!!
1:53
man: o oh man bullseye AWGRH-
2:46 when u teacher Is watching at the phone and u have a bottle with you
Haha 👍
Getting even better these!
30:00 business man acrobatic doing a backflip
Nobody:
People when they get knocked out: do the boogie jelllo dance pants
Do tha jelly dance j-j jelly dance
0:20 man: “ Woah! Back up buddy I’m married.” Gets smacked in the face
TH-cam: hitrest has uploaded a video
Me: code hit rest2,got to hitrest now!
2:58 its perfection 👌
funniest hitman video ive ever seen. please make more videos
Yep i'm working on next one)
5:50 XD for that T pose
Some of the best clips Ive seen
4:44 "I need a drink". Dunks her head in the toilet (There's your drink).
please make more videos like this
Working on next one
@@hitrest3968 OK
I'm convinced the NPCs in Hitman games know they're video game characters. So they're resigned to saying the silliest lines before the player character clobbers them again.
I agree thanks so mucj
5:04
Makes me think that there should've been more interactions where Diana reacts to 47 doing stupid/genius things...
9:35
CHUCK NORRIS
LOL 😂
Ahhh gets smacked
Nice video
Thanks)
"Chuck Norris tought me this"
30miliseconds later ayaaaah
Anyone else love the death gurgles the npcs make?...no? Just me?
You’re not the only one
She said she needed a drink he gave her a drink
"You're think you some kind of sniper HUH?!??"
"Go ahead test me"
*Get shooting*
"THAT'S ENOUGH ?!??!"
*Faster shooting mod active*
He threw the suit case like a boomerang
the door was camaflauge.i thought that the security was dum for a sec😂
She said I need a drink and you gave it to her😂