Damn! I missed it.... Happy Birthday!!! it has been a wonderful year and prolly you have been one of the few lights in this messy world!!! Thank you from the bottom of my heart!
I remember watching an interview of Michael McElhatton(Roose Bolton), in which the interviewer asked (I'm paraphrasing) "Do you get harassed by people on the street because of the character you play?" And McElhatton looked at the interviewer a little oddly and said something along the lines of "What? No... Most people are able to seperate fantasy from reality, I quite like my fans" So I wonder how many of those stories are perpetuated by interviewers, and actors, who just lean into it to keep a lively interview. At most I can imagine someone saying "Omg I hate Roose/Ramsey/Joffery, you are amazing! Can I please get a picture." I wonder how much "real" hate actors gets.
Roose Bolton isn't a hated character like Joffrey, Cersei or even Sansa, people are mostly meh about him, I doubt most even recognize the actor on the street.
@@jenniferaguilera2087 Yeah, all he did was plan and revel in the Red Wedding, betraying the Starks and personally stabbing Robb Stark - saying "The Lannisters send their regards" as he did it. Really one of the most forgettable sequences in the series. Truly SANSA is more hated, she was - after-all - poorly written.
In a Q&A with Jack Gleeson (Joffrey) in 2013 at the university college of Dublin, he was asked about this and said it had never happened to him either.
There was a lot of Schwift history here, you´ve had a rich life. Stay schwifty :) And finally a Sansa chapter :) And Meryn Trant heroically saving a drowning puppy would be soooo much better.
52:08 Well in the minds of many of the people including many smallfolk Ned Stark was attempting to usurp the rightful king of his throne, and the Lannisters have pushed that narrative further. Therefore it makes sense Janos Slynt would use the bloody spear as his sigil as a sort of representation of his role in suppressing the "unlawful coup" and protecting the king from the "traitor" Ned Stark.
LF wasn't working with Dontos at this point, he decided to later because he knew the fact Sansa saved Dontos' and now he owes her his life would make him the perfect person to risk his life to save hers. He tells her that when they're in the Fingers in ASOS And Sansa never really trusted LF, she just knew she had no other option. He was the one who took the risk to save her more than once, trusting new people would've been too risky.
I find it kind of disturbing when people barely differentiate between actors and characters. I just seems a brain that's a slave to bias. I just can't fathom that mindset. I don't see characters when I look at actors. Some people might just think it's entertaining to scream at actors in the street, but I still think it's beyond strange.
He used to put them on band camp but stopped. Hopefully he adds them somewhere else. You can always convert TH-cam videos to audio and save it yourself but that’s a bit of a hassle.
Hey I don’t know if you follow AltSchwiftX on Twitter but he just posted this: You can now listen to ACOK Abridged as a podcast! Plug this URL into your podcast app of choice: rss.simplecast.com/podcasts/4739/…
Swimming in armour isn't as hard as people think. Sure, it's not easy, but it isn't impossible. If you're a fit bastard like Jaime, you can probably keep afloat.
Stephanie Morris ah, but the philosopher poets Semisonic teach us that every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end. Such do the mistakes of us and our exes teach us the lessons from which to build better new relationships. Alt Schwift Sex is much less audibly confusing though, let's go with that (safely and consensually).
People being abused for anything is fucked up but actors getting shat on for the roles they play must be some of the most absurd mental gymnastics imaginable. There might be some exceptions of course. If some bloke would get it into his head to remake Birth of a Nation frame for frame playing any part in that production might warrant some criticism.
J.K.Rowling "great at inventing names". Sorry but I disagree. When you have characters like Cho Chang or Viktor Krum which have names for surnames (so it would be like calling an american John Jack) and you see that she comes up with names by associacion (grim old place becames grimmauld place), and you see Kingsley Shacklebolt. Which means that when Rowling thinks of a black guy she thinks of Martin Luther King and shackles.
1:17:57 Uh, yes, Guyana is a real place on this Earth. It's actually part of France. But there's all sorts of social upheaval at the moment. I didn't follow what happened but it's a bad place to be right now I think. Edit: I checked and there are 2 Guyana. And the one I'm talking about we call "LA Guyane", so, what you call French Guyana.
40:10 that thing about Meryn Trant being a pedophile sadistic monster was done so Arya could kill him and the audience could love Arya. Remember, Arya kinda forgave the Hound, because she reflected some people in her list were simply following orders. And killing Trant cold blooded - when she literally spare the Hound - was dumb af and also made Arya more grey and less a morally good character.
I think he was also a stand-in for Raff the Sweetling who gets killed in a similar scene in a WoW preview chapter. Raff was a member of Gregor Clegane's crew and appropriately dumb, cruel and rapy. Because the show had less time to develop every minor character and because they had kinda already killed Raff at the fight at the inn they put some of his traits Meryn Trant to make the scene work.
@@Kriegerdammerung That's not right. You must be thinking of Chiswyck (books) who was a torturer and a raper, or the tickler (show)? Either way, it's not Raff. Raff was the guy who stabbed Lommy and in the show also the guy who stole Needle (allthough, I think that guy never gets a name in the show, but he seems to be the counterpart of book Raff in his dialogue and the way he dies). I think this happened because Chiswyck was written out (too minor), so the tickler got killed in place of Chiswyck, then Raff got killed in place of the tickler and then Meryn Trant got killed in place of Raff.
@@Evilanious You were right. Arya kills the Tickler in the inn, the Hound kills Polliver, then in the released chapter of TWOW Mercy (= Arya) kills Chiswyck.
Those muslims ... inventing the number 0 and decimal system from the Indian numerals. Sorry I've drank half a bootle of whiskey. This is my mums iPad but I thought it'd be funny if you callled me Bruce
I’m team tangent forever. Life is just a bunch of tangents mate. But on a more serious note, I know some people really don’t like them. Some people like the short punchy ones more. I get the appeal of it being ASOIAF focused but there’s so many channels out there doing that. There’s his serous work for Shift. This is a nice little niche corner of silliness that I find genuinely interesting and enjoy it.
Don't bring a stick to a stick fight
You’ll just get taken down by the infamous straw man.
bring a gun
things just get sticky
Bring a gun
Schwifty is the human incarnation of sarcasm itself. Like he reads Tyrions chapters is like "This guy gets me"
1¹
Wow, that was a year? Not gonna lie, that's god damn horrifying...
In retrospect, thanks for helping me distract my way through 2017, y'all 💝
Happy birthday Schwift! it's been a blast being part of this community!
Helcius, it’s been amazing
Damn! I missed it.... Happy Birthday!!! it has been a wonderful year and prolly you have been one of the few lights in this messy world!!! Thank you from the bottom of my heart!
Alex, I’m sorry you missed it! Happy Belated Schwiftaversary mate! Also thanks for the recommendations (on Patreon).
Happy birthday, Alt dear. Thank you for this wonderful year, and cheers for many more to come.
Cata Thielemann I cant agree more
Lmao ! meryn trant the sensitive boy playing the violin with his pet canary rescuing dalmatian puppies left and right
Thank you for an awesome episode and happy birthday, Schwift. What a year it’s been.
Thank you for being a part of it Rikke!
Rikke Holmberg can we vote for more animorphs ?
It’s been an amazing year! I hope there’s more Acokabridged and more animorphs.
Many happy returns of the day, Schwifty! Thanks for all you do :)
I remember watching an interview of Michael McElhatton(Roose Bolton), in which the interviewer asked (I'm paraphrasing) "Do you get harassed by people on the street because of the character you play?"
And McElhatton looked at the interviewer a little oddly and said something along the lines of "What? No... Most people are able to seperate fantasy from reality, I quite like my fans"
So I wonder how many of those stories are perpetuated by interviewers, and actors, who just lean into it to keep a lively interview. At most I can imagine someone saying "Omg I hate Roose/Ramsey/Joffery, you are amazing! Can I please get a picture." I wonder how much "real" hate actors gets.
Roose Bolton isn't a hated character like Joffrey, Cersei or even Sansa, people are mostly meh about him, I doubt most even recognize the actor on the street.
@@jenniferaguilera2087 Yeah, all he did was plan and revel in the Red Wedding, betraying the Starks and personally stabbing Robb Stark - saying "The Lannisters send their regards" as he did it. Really one of the most forgettable sequences in the series. Truly SANSA is more hated, she was - after-all - poorly written.
In a Q&A with Jack Gleeson (Joffrey) in 2013 at the university college of Dublin, he was asked about this and said it had never happened to him either.
There was a lot of Schwift history here, you´ve had a rich life. Stay schwifty :)
And finally a Sansa chapter :) And Meryn Trant heroically saving a drowning puppy would be soooo much better.
Happy Birthday! Sorry I missed the live stream, darn work and making money and such...
The dating podcast should be called 'Alt Shift Ex'
I love this "family guy type" anegdots from "schwifty life" like "when i was in aeroplane industry" :d
52:08 Well in the minds of many of the people including many smallfolk Ned Stark was attempting to usurp the rightful king of his throne, and the Lannisters have pushed that narrative further. Therefore it makes sense Janos Slynt would use the bloody spear as his sigil as a sort of representation of his role in suppressing the "unlawful coup" and protecting the king from the "traitor" Ned Stark.
I was about to write a comment, but I can see that fortunately not only I noticed it.
Lannisters can never deafeat the Baratheons even if it's a straw knight
Find someone who loves you as much as Schwifty hates Book Tyrion
Finally I get around to watching it. Here we go!
Henk Brunink, sorry that you missed it live. I hope you enjoy it. Happy Schwiftaversary!
LF wasn't working with Dontos at this point, he decided to later because he knew the fact Sansa saved Dontos' and now he owes her his life would make him the perfect person to risk his life to save hers. He tells her that when they're in the Fingers in ASOS
And Sansa never really trusted LF, she just knew she had no other option. He was the one who took the risk to save her more than once, trusting new people would've been too risky.
Great stuff,this guy is funny
Mad tangents in this ep
Joffrey really puts the op in oppression
I find it kind of disturbing when people barely differentiate between actors and characters. I just seems a brain that's a slave to bias. I just can't fathom that mindset. I don't see characters when I look at actors. Some people might just think it's entertaining to scream at actors in the street, but I still think it's beyond strange.
WHAT!
Happy Schwift Day!
45:48 Reminds me of this exchange from Fun Rangers:
"You two must be twin morons! I mean, how did you die?"
"We were murdered by a car."
Everyone is so nice to each other. Its a really special Community right here!
That's the essence of the #SchwiftySquwad... and tangents, food descriptions, goats, emus and glistening manhoods. Come join us on FB if you'd like
What Cata said. It is the power of the Schwift. Come join us on facebook :)
I agree it would have been much more interesting if Meryn Trant did something knightly instead before he died.
The way you pronounced Guyana 😂😂
I remember when you actually got drunk for this... I like both :)
Wait I'm a snowboard instructor. And you're totally right about boarding on dunes being very similar.
I love the long streams can we download just the audio anywhere?
Actually, you are right.. where will we be able to download "acock abridged"?
TH-cam Red my man
He used to put them on band camp but stopped. Hopefully he adds them somewhere else. You can always convert TH-cam videos to audio and save it yourself but that’s a bit of a hassle.
Hey I don’t know if you follow AltSchwiftX on Twitter but he just posted this:
You can now listen to ACOK Abridged as a podcast! Plug this URL into your podcast app of choice: rss.simplecast.com/podcasts/4739/…
Stephanie Morris thank you :)
What a beautiful video. I'm resubscribing on two accounts.
😂” I’m pinning “Begxit” on the Hound😂❤🎉
happy one year guys n gals
Happy Schwiftaversary!
Swimming in armour isn't as hard as people think. Sure, it's not easy, but it isn't impossible. If you're a fit bastard like Jaime, you can probably keep afloat.
Witha solid metal hand?
this straw man trip just blew my mind off, fuck.... this schwift guy is a geniuous!! 1:04:40
Anyone ever try to see Aryas a bit of a “Jack the Ripper” when she goes rogue and does her own murders leaves police/citizens in complete dismay?
Poor sweet Sansa
Dating podcast: Alt Schwift Ex?
Joseph Moen aw that sounds like it is meant for break ups. I still vote for Alt Schwift Sex.
Stephanie Morris ah, but the philosopher poets Semisonic teach us that every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end. Such do the mistakes of us and our exes teach us the lessons from which to build better new relationships.
Alt Schwift Sex is much less audibly confusing though, let's go with that (safely and consensually).
00:00: welcome to acok abridged where we get right to the point
04:00: dating advice from alt schwift x
❤❤❤❤
06:40: who is responsible for the clouds?????
Oh yeah! #SchwiftyAnniversary 🙆
50:21 that's a Rick moment right there.
People being abused for anything is fucked up but actors getting shat on for the roles they play must be some of the most absurd mental gymnastics imaginable.
There might be some exceptions of course. If some bloke would get it into his head to remake Birth of a Nation frame for frame playing any part in that production might warrant some criticism.
J.K.Rowling "great at inventing names".
Sorry but I disagree. When you have characters like Cho Chang or Viktor Krum which have names for surnames (so it would be like calling an american John Jack) and you see that she comes up with names by associacion (grim old place becames grimmauld place), and you see Kingsley Shacklebolt. Which means that when Rowling thinks of a black guy she thinks of Martin Luther King and shackles.
I understand the first part, but the last part about Kingsley...? Not so much. That feels like a stretch.
1:17:57 Uh, yes, Guyana is a real place on this Earth. It's actually part of France. But there's all sorts of social upheaval at the moment. I didn't follow what happened but it's a bad place to be right now I think.
Edit: I checked and there are 2 Guyana. And the one I'm talking about we call "LA Guyane", so, what you call French Guyana.
Viserys had the best crowning
Reminding me of Ramsey
43:11 Someone should have brought a westerosi armor for Frederik Barbarossa AMIRITE :D
40:10 that thing about Meryn Trant being a pedophile sadistic monster was done so Arya could kill him and the audience could love Arya. Remember, Arya kinda forgave the Hound, because she reflected some people in her list were simply following orders. And killing Trant cold blooded - when she literally spare the Hound - was dumb af and also made Arya more grey and less a morally good character.
I think he was also a stand-in for Raff the Sweetling who gets killed in a similar scene in a WoW preview chapter. Raff was a member of Gregor Clegane's crew and appropriately dumb, cruel and rapy. Because the show had less time to develop every minor character and because they had kinda already killed Raff at the fight at the inn they put some of his traits Meryn Trant to make the scene work.
@@Evilanious Raff was assassinated by Jaqen as Arya's first owed-name. Raff was a torturer, not a raper.
@@Kriegerdammerung That's not right. You must be thinking of Chiswyck (books) who was a torturer and a raper, or the tickler (show)?
Either way, it's not Raff. Raff was the guy who stabbed Lommy and in the show also the guy who stole Needle (allthough, I think that guy never gets a name in the show, but he seems to be the counterpart of book Raff in his dialogue and the way he dies).
I think this happened because Chiswyck was written out (too minor), so the tickler got killed in place of Chiswyck, then Raff got killed in place of the tickler and then Meryn Trant got killed in place of Raff.
@@Evilanious You were right. Arya kills the Tickler in the inn, the Hound kills Polliver, then in the released chapter of TWOW Mercy (= Arya) kills Chiswyck.
They drank Flavor Aid at Jonestown.
hey, thank you.
Joffery created TH-cam Bloodsports
Will only patron if u spend it on drinks!?!?! Also summer isles would be an Arcadia not utopic
Guess I'm getting an Alt Shift X Tattoo
Scuttle tangy
What are your relationtips when you find out you've been cheated on.. flaying or feed8ngbto a dragon?
It is weird in the show meryn doesn’t have any friends or family
Dating advice name: ALT SHWIFT EX
1:00:43
Dating advice podcast name recommendation, 3 years later: alt shift sex😤😤
dating advice series - Alt Schwift Fix
the dating podcast name could be
Alt Schwiftxxx
I will take back what is mine with fire and blood I will take it. 🔥🐲
because I have ACOK, and you don't
Joffery isn't funny
Another sign he isn't Bobby b's son
Ah, Schwifty at his peak, those were the good days
Those muslims ... inventing the number 0 and decimal system from the Indian numerals. Sorry I've drank half a bootle of whiskey. This is my mums iPad but I thought it'd be funny if you callled me Bruce
Shwift
Way too many tangels
but it's still pretty good
HomoSapiens Tangents are life
Life it's all about tangents...
Alex Kalix Nah
I’m team tangent forever. Life is just a bunch of tangents mate.
But on a more serious note, I know some people really don’t like them. Some people like the short punchy ones more. I get the appeal of it being ASOIAF focused but there’s so many channels out there doing that. There’s his serous work for Shift. This is a nice little niche corner of silliness that I find genuinely interesting and enjoy it.
God this is nigh unlistenable with the amount of pointless tangents, bad takes, shitty bits, and "um um ums"
How is an abridged anything an hour and a half long. You’ve lost the prompt